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Speaker 1: Call one eight hundred d y away or go to

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Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense

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Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.

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Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you y away? He's another Jubilas

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Speaker 1: on the twenties? Tell me I'm moving. Hello. This is Marissa.

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Speaker 1: Hey Marissa, how are you doing? I'm good? Who's this? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my name is Tory. My friends call me Torque. You

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Speaker 1: can call me Torque if you want. Um, I'm a

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Speaker 1: really good friend of Tim's who works for you. Um yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I'm calling the day. I'll let you know that

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Speaker 1: Tim is actually gonna be um sick today. What was

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Speaker 1: your name again, Torque? What did you say? Yeah? Yeah, Torque.

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Speaker 1: That's my friends call me Mark. Okay, Yeah, yeah. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you can hear me sniffling or not.

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Speaker 1: Uh no, I can hear you. Um, just gonna so

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Speaker 1: you're calling for Tim, Yeah, to let you know he's

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Speaker 1: gonna he's not gonn to be in a Day's gonna

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Speaker 1: take a sick day because yeah, I got him sick.

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Speaker 1: You hear me, I'm sick, you know? So is he Okay?

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Speaker 1: Like you can't come to the phone, he's so sick

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Speaker 1: or he's pretty bad. Yeah, he's pretty bad. And then

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Speaker 1: also he just was like, you got to call my

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Speaker 1: boss and prove it to her, you know, so he

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Speaker 1: so he Tim, had you called me to prove to

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Speaker 1: take the shot? You idiot, take the shot? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: What did you just say? Oh? I was talking to

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Speaker 1: Tim was laying here, and I was like, I was

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Speaker 1: saying that we should get like flu shots or something

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Speaker 1: we should have got. You know, we'd feel better if

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Speaker 1: we had gotten some sort of shots shots, because it

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Speaker 1: sounds like you said take a shot like you would

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Speaker 1: take a shot at the bar. Oh no, not. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Do you hear me sneeze? Yeah? Yeah I did hear sneeze.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. But um yeah, Tim,

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Speaker 1: he sneeze in a lot too. So we're both because

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Speaker 1: they're both sick. That's why. What kind of sickness do

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Speaker 1: you have? Well, you know, we have that one that's

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Speaker 1: going around. Oh yeah, that that one that's going around.

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Speaker 1: What is it? Yeah, you've heard of it. Obviously it's

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Speaker 1: a bad one. No, I haven't heard about it. Just

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Speaker 1: why don't you tell me what it is? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: the flu. Oh fluish, flu fluish. Okay, the cold. Oh

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Speaker 1: so now it's a cold. It's not a flip. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: it's it's like a flu. But also but it feels

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Speaker 1: like a cold, so it's like a flold. I guess

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's all right? A flold? You

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Speaker 1: guys both have fold Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised you're even

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Speaker 1: able to dial or make a phone call with a

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Speaker 1: full on flold. Yeah. I mean, I'm I'm a lot

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Speaker 1: better than Tim right now. He couldn't do it. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm toughing it out. Cut the bush level of me.

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Speaker 1: What's really going on? Okay, all right, it's not a flold? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not a fool. I just mean, it's not a flow.

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Speaker 1: It's it's like strep throat throats, just throats, clural, that

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Speaker 1: makes sense. What the dude? All right? Like? Is he there?

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Speaker 1: Can you put him on the phone. She's tell you

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Speaker 1: buying it, she's tell you buying trust me? Did you

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Speaker 1: just say that she's she's buying it? Did you I

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Speaker 1: just hear you say that? Well no, no, no, not

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Speaker 1: that you're buying anything. I was talking about My girlfriend

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Speaker 1: went to go buy us some day quill because oh right,

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend's buying you day quill for your fake sneezing.

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Speaker 1: Because I can I can say too, maybe she could

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Speaker 1: bring me some day quill. And did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: Does that sound like I need some day quill? Well

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Speaker 1: I'm not fake sneezing, but it sounds like you sneeze.

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Speaker 1: And maybe it's good that he doesn't come in today

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Speaker 1: because I could get everybody sick. Yeah right, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: good idea, because you know, if he came in and

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Speaker 1: she normal, she's so stupid she's buying it. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: we're good, dude. I can hear what you're saying. I'm

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Speaker 1: not stupid, I'm not some idiot. You tell him to

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Speaker 1: get his ass in here. This is ridiculous. Well, I

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Speaker 1: can see true. Does that sound real? Does that sound

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Speaker 1: like a like a real sneeze to you? That does?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're sick, and it probably sounds like

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't be in the office. If I'm being honest,

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Speaker 1: I don't know you very well. But a torque whatever

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Speaker 1: your name is, Tim, is so much work and it's

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Speaker 1: coming so late that he's anxious from getting fired. And

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Speaker 1: after this, like, forget it. If he doesn't come in today,

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Speaker 1: he's fired, He's out. Okay, well, maybe I should tell

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Speaker 1: you it's a prank phone called in. Obviously Tim isn't sick,

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Speaker 1: and I knew that from the beginning. What kind of no?

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Speaker 1: I mean that this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your sister Amy set you up? Wait? Is it like

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Speaker 1: another part like is this another friend of Tim? No? Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. No, your sister Amy listens to the

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Speaker 1: show and she wanted me to call you and make

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Speaker 1: up a story about Tim not coming into work because

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Speaker 1: she knows it makes you angry. Oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure Tim's probably coming in work today or maybe

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Speaker 1: thinking about calling us. I don't know. But I don't

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Speaker 1: even know Tim. Oh my god, I was so mad.

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Speaker 1: I bet it felt good to get that stuff off

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Speaker 1: your chest about Tim. Oh yeah, Actually, pretty good week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jublepoo taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy two point five will go so Hatchin