Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three thirty three,
Speaker 1: Episode two of Daily Like Guys, shot production of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm peaking? Am I peaking? I'm peaking
Speaker 2: at this solar clip. I told you don't take your
Speaker 2: mind to like later in the recording. I took it
Speaker 2: thirty minutes before the recording. Man, I'm peaking at the eclipse.
Speaker 2: Any time out of the eclipse.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into American share this Center. It is Tuesday, April ninth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: We are recording it mid eclipse, mid clip. We are
Speaker 2: deep in the eclipse, risked deep in the eclipse. But
Speaker 2: let's not take away from what April ninth is. Actually.
Speaker 2: It's National Unicorn Day, shout out to things that don't exist.
Speaker 2: It's also National Library Workers Day, shout out to people
Speaker 2: that work at the library. Is National Chinese Almond cookie Day,
Speaker 2: National Winston Churchill Day. Wow, look at you guy, you're digging.
Speaker 2: It's so good. National Name your Health Day, and National
Speaker 2: cherished congratulating Winston Churchill like he was a four year old. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: with your Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill. Yeah you did you
Speaker 2: did nothing wrong with a full name. Winston Leonard Spencer. Dude,
Speaker 2: you're getting I'm sorry you're not. You're not sitting with
Speaker 2: me at lunch.
Speaker 1: I would have called him Leonard and poked him in
Speaker 1: the chest. If I ever met Leonard.
Speaker 2: I like someone who has been dude. If if I
Speaker 2: ever met Churchill like what, I would have fucking teased
Speaker 2: him about his stupid middle name. Would you Leonard three
Speaker 2: as opposed to Bill Cosby's Leonard six? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would have had time to workshop, but if I
Speaker 1: knew I was hanging out with him, and I would
Speaker 1: have come up with a sick burn.
Speaker 2: My name is Jack O'Brien aka went Bow and makes all.
Speaker 3: Of those a playing ain't got time to put the
Speaker 3: boats in place.
Speaker 2: My confidence is gone. One o' make it home FAAA
Speaker 2: rope bowl in a letter that was one too many a's,
Speaker 2: Yeah they rode them.
Speaker 3: A letter said they couldn't fuck up their airplanes no more. Listen,
Speaker 3: mister regulator, you gotta inspect on the factory floor anyway.
Speaker 2: That is courtesy of Markie Mark, or really is on
Speaker 2: the discord a little? The letter the box tops about Boeing.
Speaker 2: Have you seen this. Have you heard about this? I
Speaker 2: heard about them. I heard about them. What their aeroplane
Speaker 2: last week? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, they're for the apartment.
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Speaker 1: mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 2: It's Miles Gray. A kay, hey, zoomer, leave them moms alone, Okay,
Speaker 2: he shout out to Scoutie on the discord, because yeah,
Speaker 2: I was talking about how I saw a clip of
Speaker 2: the like gen Z kids like punking a mime at
Speaker 2: like an aquarium, and it was just so upsetting to me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is why are these kids punking a mime?
Speaker 2: In my day? You just let the mime cook, So yeah,
Speaker 2: leave the the mime's cook. Yes, literally, look he's cooking.
Speaker 2: I can tell even though he doesn't have anything in
Speaker 2: front of him. He's pantomiming that he's cooking. Let him cook.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: There was I was at a Fourth of July party
Speaker 1: where there was a mime for some reason why not,
Speaker 1: and the children, you know, these much younger children, you know,
Speaker 1: between four and eight, we're just like chasing this mime around.
Speaker 1: Like the mime at a certain point just like gave
Speaker 1: up and was like running away from the children. They
Speaker 1: they just like didn't trust it. I wonder, I want
Speaker 1: what it is about about this generation where they're like,
Speaker 1: fuck mins, Yeah, something expired in the national shared consciousness
Speaker 1: and now everyone's like, I do not trust this motherfucker
Speaker 1: who seems to be duck in a box.
Speaker 2: Hey, he ain't got no rope, no rope. I don't
Speaker 2: see nothing fucking bullshit, bro, Just like what other fucking
Speaker 2: dreams you're trying to sell me America? Like whoa, whoa,
Speaker 2: whoa easy, easy, cynical fast, Wow, Miles, We.
Speaker 1: Are still to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 1: very funny comedian activists. The host of the great award
Speaker 1: winning podcast Good Muslim, Bad Muslim singer fellow on comedy
Speaker 1: at the Pop Culture Collabse. She's written in The New
Speaker 1: York Times for MPR's Fresh Air it is the hilarious,
Speaker 1: the talented Zora.
Speaker 2: What did I call you? Zora? Did you? Oh? Neil
Speaker 2: hirsh Sa welcome? Were watching God? I remember that I've
Speaker 2: been watching God. That ship made me terrified of rabies.
Speaker 2: Remember that book? I remember having to read it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyways, moving right along, Missed.
Speaker 2: How are you doing? How has your eclipse been.
Speaker 5: Yo, I have been staring at the eclipse all.
Speaker 2: Night, all night and reviews reviews, Zora, I think you're
Speaker 2: all right. So just if you're all right. So a
Speaker 2: couple of things. Uh, if you're going to pretend you
Speaker 2: if you witnessed the eclipse. So, first of all, they
Speaker 2: tend to happen during eclipsing.
Speaker 1: They tend to happen during the day, and they don't
Speaker 1: like get you really fucked up, Like I guess you
Speaker 1: could say they get you fucked up, but you're only
Speaker 1: supposed to. They don't happen for like forty five to
Speaker 1: fifty minutes. What I think is what is what my experience,
Speaker 1: maybe a couple hours, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've been peeping people in.
Speaker 1: Our little non path of totality eclipse in l A
Speaker 1: for for about an hour now, and I was.
Speaker 5: Doing Molly with my babysitters, and he said that the
Speaker 5: eclipse been at night.
Speaker 2: Uh huh with the streaks, right, Okay, that's why you
Speaker 2: were seeing the trails. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah right yeah,
Speaker 2: and just broke into tears, but like good tears. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so emotional. I get it.
Speaker 5: I think I did see the eclipse, and I think
Speaker 5: that you guys did it, and I think that this
Speaker 5: is toxic.
Speaker 2: You know how. I know I didn't see the clips
Speaker 2: because I looked at that ship wrong and I can
Speaker 2: still see So guess what, y'all, Sorry, science did it.
Speaker 2: I know I'm not supposed to do, but I like.
Speaker 5: To things wrong.
Speaker 1: There's definitely a change to the quality of light. I
Speaker 1: will say it's a it's a little bit like a.
Speaker 5: Paler yellow dimmer outside.
Speaker 1: Yes, slightly did dim a little bit, but it's not
Speaker 1: like a dim like going behind the clouds like it's
Speaker 1: a it's like a weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they put a thing in the sky.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't been outside in like four days. I
Speaker 5: don't know what it's like.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Same, I look through my window and it just
Speaker 2: did not Anyway, that's all that say. It's a great
Speaker 2: I'm sure for the people in the path, I hope.
Speaker 2: Just send your videos on and I want to see
Speaker 2: the Totality gang rise up and see what that looked
Speaker 2: like when you're actually in the cool part of the
Speaker 2: eclipse rather than the Hey, I'm looking at a shadow
Speaker 2: of it on the sidewalk or with my bare eyes
Speaker 2: and telling my neighbor it did nothing's happening. Nothing's happening.
Speaker 2: I got that path of totality mentality. Okay, so even
Speaker 2: though I wasn't in the path, I'm still feeling it.
Speaker 2: No one can tell me I wasn't bro mentally I was.
Speaker 5: No one can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right now, the best we got as yeah, Miles,
Speaker 2: as you were saying, it looked like an early nineties
Speaker 2: film set in the Middle East for like fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: outside it's like that, like weird Mexico sceanes in traffic. Yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 2: Anytime we're not in the US and there's danger, how
Speaker 2: American cinema's like, and this place is not home and
Speaker 2: maybe dangerous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. All right, Well, Zora,
Speaker 2: what the fuck am I doing? Zora? The Greek? Good?
Speaker 2: Have you something about? I'm not gonna blame it all
Speaker 2: on the eclipse, but it didn't help, Zara.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in the moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
Speaker 1: couple of things we're talking about today. We are talking
Speaker 1: about Trump has announced his position on abortion, and he
Speaker 1: has also announced that his second job is being a
Speaker 1: bad DJ. He's apparently so he's been djaying parties at
Speaker 1: mar A Lago, and we have a look at a
Speaker 1: selection of the songs that he's playing, and they're concerning
Speaker 1: and not necessarily in the way that you might expect.
Speaker 1: We might talk about Beyonce's Cowboy Carter album Excellent. We
Speaker 1: might even talk about another one of our favorite DJs
Speaker 1: who keeps the party going, Tucker Carlson just opened for
Speaker 1: kid Rock for some reason.
Speaker 2: Opened. Yeah, he was his opening act.
Speaker 1: Just came out and basically took that to me and like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to introduce him for three sentences.
Speaker 2: Oh oh right, right right, got it? Well drunk anyways,
Speaker 2: all that plenty more.
Speaker 1: But before we get to any of that bullshit, Zara,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history?
Speaker 5: Okay, I looked up a jiff jiff Wow, a jiff Listen,
Speaker 5: don't come at me. I play Connections And if I
Speaker 5: don't understand the word and the context that I think
Speaker 5: it's insinuating, I look it up and I don't think
Speaker 5: that's cheating.
Speaker 2: So is this after after you've done so? This is
Speaker 2: the New York Times.
Speaker 5: This is Connections that I'm Okay.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm sorry, yo, what the fuck is connections?
Speaker 1: My seven year old just discovered connections and like he's
Speaker 1: obsessed with all those games.
Speaker 5: Now I'm playing against a seven year old?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is connections? Connections?
Speaker 1: What is a grid four by four of random words
Speaker 1: or like you know, things nouns.
Speaker 5: Four to five bathroom hours of your life?
Speaker 2: Yes, and then you have to guess which which four
Speaker 2: are grouped together in two groups of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to create four groups of four of this,
Speaker 5: like you know, grid of words. You have to figure
Speaker 5: out what are the groups? What are the group meanings?
Speaker 2: Year?
Speaker 5: And there's overlap, it's not obvious.
Speaker 2: So like one of them, one of the groups, I
Speaker 2: think it was yesterday, was like Charlie hobby like dark,
Speaker 2: and you had to guess that it was all things that.
Speaker 5: Could be starting with the word Charlie like.
Speaker 2: Hobby. Oh okay, I just did the first one, horse Kane,
Speaker 2: monc spat top hat. I grouped those.
Speaker 1: Sometimes Oh yeah, yeah, so wait they did one that
Speaker 1: was Jiff and within them, right, oh j is one
Speaker 1: of them?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And I was like, is this a file name that
Speaker 5: I'm just stupid about?
Speaker 2: Like what is okay? Right?
Speaker 5: What you find and I wanted a double check. But
Speaker 5: there are some people a ka my husband, who believe
Speaker 5: that going out of the game into any other source
Speaker 5: for clarity is cheating.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is it.
Speaker 1: It's however, you want to play the game right, like
Speaker 1: I yeah, I do that all the time, like crossword.
Speaker 2: Puzzles, Like, okay, you don't see this shating.
Speaker 5: He thinks you're what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2: Just quitting, like you don't know what means. Did your
Speaker 2: husband graduate like top of his class or something?
Speaker 5: Probably not.
Speaker 2: Oh, it feels like validict like high schooler. I don't
Speaker 2: think so, it feels like that kind of thing. Or
Speaker 2: it's like I did it the right way and no
Speaker 2: one else did and it's like sure, fool, I don't
Speaker 2: know anything.
Speaker 5: He struggles.
Speaker 2: Oh, and he doesn't like that. Yeah, you'd be shitty
Speaker 2: with me. If I'm shitty, you got to be shitty too.
Speaker 2: Don't be trying to fus on your permanent record, right
Speaker 2: right right? Oh ship, is there no rules in this world.
Speaker 5: It allows you to play the game. Otherwise you just
Speaker 5: sit there stuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes sometimes I like to
Speaker 2: put the puzzle down and then it pops into my head,
Speaker 2: what the answer is, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Sometimes cat GBT and I just show it the grid
Speaker 5: and I say, what are the answers? And I don't
Speaker 5: think that's cheating, right.
Speaker 2: I don't think it is the game. You're just playing
Speaker 2: the game. Sometimes I go to Google and say what
Speaker 2: are the answers to today's connection? And then I go
Speaker 2: and impress my seven year old and watch his watch.
Speaker 2: Look how fast daddy does it? Wow? You didn't get Well,
Speaker 2: that's because you're stupid. Okay, if you want me to
Speaker 2: do this new one I haven't seen. Give me like
Speaker 2: two seconds. I go over to the bathroom really quick,
Speaker 2: wash my hands. He's looking it up in there, idiot,
Speaker 2: he has no idea.
Speaker 4: I can hear you what You're using?
Speaker 2: Bad words? You're using bad words in there. No, I'm
Speaker 2: washing my hands. Wow. Kids are great because you can
Speaker 2: just trick them. You can you? Yeah, what zar? What
Speaker 2: is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 5: Okay? Can I talk about Vagina's here?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, big time? Hold on, Let me ask, Let
Speaker 2: me ask. I allowed me to ask her majesty really quick.
Speaker 2: If she's okay with babe, let me and let me
Speaker 2: ask mothers real quick. I should ask no as well
Speaker 2: talking about vaginas is okay, yep, no vaginas, no vaginas. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm good. Good, Yeah, yeah, we're good.
Speaker 5: Okay, severely underrated? Is my extremely now large vagina, very large.
Speaker 2: Post post huge vaginas? What do we tell a huge
Speaker 2: like popular? What are we right now? It's popping off
Speaker 2: right now? Those things?
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm always trending, but physically it's like a
Speaker 5: gallon sized bag be my vaginal condom. I could just
Speaker 5: a pillow case. What a fit about?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I could hold a turkey confidently, amazing, not exaggerating.
Speaker 2: What are you waiting for? You could? But what are
Speaker 2: you waiting for?
Speaker 5: The doctor could just put his head in there.
Speaker 2: I've seen a video like that. It was faked though.
Speaker 5: Or they could just put their head in there. I mean,
Speaker 5: look around and tell me how everything looks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there'd be an echo when they when they
Speaker 2: were talking to you.
Speaker 5: It's echoing in there now, That's.
Speaker 2: What I think Justin was saying when he heard an
Speaker 2: echo earlier. We literally had a stopdown because of an echo.
Speaker 2: And you know what the problem? You offer said? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you said, maybe I'll mute yeah, okay, this is actually justin.
Speaker 2: We got to keep that whole section in.
Speaker 5: If I sit on a pillow, yeah, justin, this checks out.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah muffled, Yeah, a silencer.
Speaker 5: It checks out over here to Justin. I wasn't on
Speaker 5: my pillow.
Speaker 2: At the Why is it underrated? I mean we've seen
Speaker 2: obviously now that you're you're you're showing off the elasticity.
Speaker 2: It's malleable, it's adaptable. Exactly, are we not praising enough women?
Speaker 5: We don't have pockets in our clothing. We're true, And
Speaker 5: I realized, Miles, it's because I'm supposed to reach into
Speaker 5: myself for my real person who.
Speaker 2: Needs a pocketing address. Yeah that's right. I'm fucking choky.
Speaker 2: We killed I'm okay. Oh amazing. Oh I properly rate it,
Speaker 2: I'll say that, huge fan fan.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, it's it's yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2: Functionally, it's a lifesaver. What is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 5: Okay? Overrated? Right now? Are Republicans?
Speaker 2: Oh come on now, don't don't get us in hot water.
Speaker 2: Here's our come on, hold on, hold on, let me
Speaker 2: see if I let me ask her majesty, if I
Speaker 2: can talk about it. Yeah, talk about Republicans are bad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't even have to. I don't even have to
Speaker 2: ask mother because I know she's gonna I can't.
Speaker 5: Why should you wait to see what they're gonna say?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: Why why do we treat them like anything other than
Speaker 5: one dimensional cult leaders?
Speaker 2: Wait? Do you hear this one? Though? They said something
Speaker 2: that you are going to disagree with. We'll be right back.
Speaker 5: What are the Republicans?
Speaker 2: What do you care? Right?
Speaker 5: They're committing treason. They don't care about the American people.
Speaker 5: Most of them are working for either corporations with foreign
Speaker 5: interest or just foreign interest.
Speaker 2: Right right, right, depending on the checkside right now? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and how good you are with your accounting.
Speaker 5: They're just one dimensional villains.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there is a It's funny because I
Speaker 2: feel like it must just be like in the media too,
Speaker 2: they're like, I mean, I know, I know so many
Speaker 2: of them. I can't just go like and like be
Speaker 2: real clear about who they are next time I'm on
Speaker 2: a news broadcast. But yeah, I mean there's there is
Speaker 2: always this version of covering the Republicans about treat like again,
Speaker 2: treating it like a political part. And I feel like
Speaker 2: we always see these kinds of headlines. There's ones like
Speaker 2: to your point where you're like shocked, OMG, what has
Speaker 2: what are Republicans doing? And then then you also see
Speaker 2: these headlines too on more like liberal news outlets, like
Speaker 2: we need to just stop calling the Republicans a political party.
Speaker 2: It's a straight up cult. Let's stop and knock it off,
Speaker 2: and like it just it just always goes between those
Speaker 2: two extremes rather than just being like, yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: most people in politics, even in the Democratic side, pretty unseerious,
Speaker 2: people who were just driven out of self interest. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a party. Sure, it's a party of free So what's.
Speaker 5: The right answer, though, Miles, what what are we supposed
Speaker 5: to do? Whenever I hear a binary, I'm trained to
Speaker 5: listen for the third option, and I can feel myself
Speaker 5: wanting to be a part of that group that just
Speaker 5: as they're just call leaders, just call them all monsters.
Speaker 5: Let's I'll move on with it. Yeah, what is the alternative?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like the mainstream media, like still, you know,
Speaker 1: they're trying to triangulate. They're always putting themselves at the
Speaker 1: direct center between they feel like that is the way
Speaker 1: to be unbiased to put themselves in a direct center
Speaker 1: between a democratic and Republican party that have like slowly
Speaker 1: been moving right word for decades, and so it's just
Speaker 1: what is so, yeah, and acting like it is a
Speaker 1: normal political party does sort of normalize them.
Speaker 2: At the same time if we.
Speaker 1: Totally ignore it, like I feel, I feel like there
Speaker 1: is a danger of getting too used to it, that
Speaker 1: which you know, we've been talking about since twenty seventeen,
Speaker 1: like the historical analogy that the Nazis when they first
Speaker 1: came onto the scene were front page news in Germany
Speaker 1: and everyone was like shocked and outraged and couldn't believe
Speaker 1: this was happening. But then by the time they swept
Speaker 1: to power, they were like backpage news because everyone was
Speaker 1: just fucking used to it and tired of it. And
Speaker 1: it's hard not to fall into that trap, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think it's
Speaker 2: just it's just worth I think paying attention, but also
Speaker 2: not being like whatever, they're a cult and moving on
Speaker 2: it's like no, it's yes, and it's like yes, and
Speaker 2: they have a tremendous amount of power that they can exercise. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think there there's also that version too
Speaker 2: that you see like liberal like news sites, pundits kind
Speaker 2: of like again, like do the thing Jack talking about,
Speaker 2: just like laugh them off. But that's definitely from a
Speaker 2: perspective where yeah, you can just like those are the
Speaker 2: kinds of people who are like, it doesn't matter if
Speaker 2: they're my life doesn't change qualitatively if they're in power,
Speaker 2: So like they're just a bunch of you know, like whatever,
Speaker 2: rather than you know, just putting your hands in your
Speaker 2: head or your head in your hands and being like,
Speaker 2: oh god, what the what are they going to try
Speaker 2: to do? Because every day it's there, it's always you know,
Speaker 2: going a little bit further and further and further.
Speaker 5: Yes, the population of people that are shocked by them
Speaker 5: and say things like calm down as they continue to
Speaker 5: you know, enjoy and flex more and more of their power. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I would rather go outside and look at the eclipse. Yeah,
Speaker 5: just then listen to more. It's just ah, it's so
Speaker 5: maddening everything, like we are losing everything, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 5: now I'm just chicken little.
Speaker 2: Falling. Yeah. Yeah, And that's and that's the Biden campaign slogan. Hey,
Speaker 2: but but look over there, look at those guys, huh,
Speaker 2: all right, here's me. I'm just don't ask me for
Speaker 2: specifics here. I'm just gonna say not them, how about that?
Speaker 2: Not them? And we're good. Yeah, but yeah, it's I
Speaker 2: think it's just because we don't we don't. I think
Speaker 2: the other thing is that we're missing from American discourse
Speaker 2: is we don't have us. We don't have already an
Speaker 2: agreed upon set of values that we think like that
Speaker 2: are rights. Like we've completely obscured that conversation. Yeah we did,
Speaker 2: like a I don't know, and there's like a bill
Speaker 2: of rights or something like that. I'm saying, everything's been
Speaker 2: like so weapon like, it's just it's all just a
Speaker 2: it's a fucking rhetorical baton to like beat each other with,
Speaker 2: rather than be like, hey, does should everyone be able
Speaker 2: to eat? All right? Raise your hand, if everyone should
Speaker 2: be able to have food? Okay, you say no free handouts, right,
Speaker 2: Like both sides are saying no free handouts fun, right.
Speaker 2: I think that would be that would be interesting to
Speaker 2: be able to articulate those things, or at least for
Speaker 2: voters to be able to say, like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I guess because it's all on the voters now to
Speaker 2: be able to tell people what they need, Like why
Speaker 2: don't you toes, I don't know, not to die of
Speaker 2: medical debt or things like that.
Speaker 5: Be nice?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? That makes me want to talk about
Speaker 5: that New York Times article, But I don't want to
Speaker 5: derail us. Which one the one about the data firm?
Speaker 5: I forget what it was called multi something that was
Speaker 5: helping companies like Anthem and Etna undercut a bunch of
Speaker 5: physical therapists and other out of network providers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you hear about this, Yeah, I saw.
Speaker 1: The whole business model is to find ways to not
Speaker 1: pay for the coverage that it is there to pay for.
Speaker 5: But this is like beyond that, Like this is getting
Speaker 5: into like the behavior modification that like social media does
Speaker 5: and previously the CIA, where like they identify using a
Speaker 5: data a data analytics company, the kind of health providers
Speaker 5: that you need but don't need in a dire way.
Speaker 5: They just sort of improve your life and so they
Speaker 5: undercut and undermine your needs there by and also modify
Speaker 5: your behavior so that like you apply for physical therapy.
Speaker 5: Physical therapy is the thing that like, yeah, it's going
Speaker 5: to improve your life. It's going to fix things. But
Speaker 5: like if you don't have it, you'll live without it
Speaker 5: and take more medication. Right, And so when you have
Speaker 5: an out of network provider, they go, sure, yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 5: but we'll reimburse you thirty bucks.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 5: And meanwhile, they require the physical therapist to charge you
Speaker 5: one hundred and seventy five. And if the physical therapist
Speaker 5: doesn't charge you one hundred seventy five or over one
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty for thirty minutes, then they threaten to
Speaker 5: no longer accept the claims of that physical therapist. Weird,
Speaker 5: and they're able to like do these like micromodifications because
Speaker 5: of this data analytics company support. Anyway, this is all
Speaker 5: you're hearing from me, and you have no way of
Speaker 5: verifying it, but it's best if you just believe me.
Speaker 1: Again, we will like off to the story in the footnotes.
Speaker 1: So but yeah, that sounds entirely like what every piece
Speaker 1: of that industry is designed and like incentivized to do, right,
Speaker 1: which is like find ways to not pay, like on
Speaker 1: their end, for for things that it is their job
Speaker 1: to pay for.
Speaker 2: It seems like or is it or is that a right? Right? No? Right,
Speaker 2: you know, because right now, I think the only thing
Speaker 2: there is a right that is agreed upon by both
Speaker 2: parties is the right to wildly profit off of your business.
Speaker 2: I think it's like the one thing. Yeah, like, no
Speaker 2: matter what. Yeah, okay, we can, we can shake hands
Speaker 2: over that. Anything else starts getting you know, freaky socialist y. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: But this is the thing. This is the kind of
Speaker 5: ship that leads way to fascism because everybody starts to
Speaker 5: just get fed up and mad and you start to
Speaker 5: vote for the candidate that is like because I said.
Speaker 2: So right, right, yeah, but I think if I was.
Speaker 5: A fascist dictator, I would do it right.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, And that is what we are
Speaker 2: here to say. And that fist that's the first thought,
Speaker 2: the first thought of every great fascista. Nah nah, I
Speaker 2: got this, I got it. I got it this time.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be able to deliver, trust me, trust me,
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 5: I got it if I was a fascist dictator.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no no no. All right,
Speaker 2: let's take a quick break and we will be right back,
Speaker 2: and we're back. Donald Trump has announced his position on abortion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just hilarious considering he's forced women to have them.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, of course he you know, brought this Supreme
Speaker 2: Court into existence that overturned Row. So I think we
Speaker 2: know where right right. Well, look, last week we were
Speaker 2: talking about the Florida abortion ban and how like the
Speaker 2: Florida State Supremes Court was like all right, look man, yeah,
Speaker 2: we we're gonna go to like a six week band.
Speaker 2: But also there will be a ballot measure where the
Speaker 2: voters can decide in November if they truly want to
Speaker 2: have no body bodily autonomy or any kind of access
Speaker 2: to healthcare and things like that, And a lot of
Speaker 2: the questions around that were like, well, what's Trump gonna
Speaker 2: do because before he's talked about Ronda Santis' like six
Speaker 2: week band talk, like when Ronda Santis was a candidate
Speaker 2: in the primary. But what now, like, is he gonna
Speaker 2: say I agree, because that's sort of like the thing
Speaker 2: that all the sort of major conservative pundits really want
Speaker 2: and the obviously the evangelicals also want out of a
Speaker 2: president or would he say abortion is good? Probably not.
Speaker 2: But we got our answer Monday, and it isn't a
Speaker 2: shock to me that, like rather than saying like we
Speaker 2: will pursue an all out federal ban on abortion. He
Speaker 2: went with the status quo, which is just to be like,
Speaker 2: I think the states should decide, and he did throw,
Speaker 2: you know, a wacky lie out about how Democrats want
Speaker 2: to do post birth executions for good measure, just to
Speaker 2: make that seem extreme, rather than be like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know, whatever you and a doctor decide, that seems reasonable.
Speaker 2: But even though he tried to have like this non
Speaker 2: answer type answer, he still managed to like get abortion
Speaker 2: advocates fucking rightly pissed off because they're pointing out that
Speaker 2: him saying that is just giving the go ahead for
Speaker 2: red states to just do whatever the fuck they want
Speaker 2: to do. But then also at the same time, he
Speaker 2: pissed off the conservatives because they were looking for him
Speaker 2: to be like, I'm god, I will as president pursue
Speaker 2: a federal ban on abortion, and when he didn't do that,
Speaker 2: they're like, you fuck you, fucked us, you fucked us.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's just truly, he knows
Speaker 2: how unpopular it is to be anti choice, so like,
Speaker 2: he is smart enough to know that that isn't a
Speaker 2: popular opinion. So I think what he's trying to do again,
Speaker 2: he just wants to come off as reasonable because it's
Speaker 2: still early doors and maybe he can get a few
Speaker 2: independents and then he can turn the turn the dial
Speaker 2: up as he needs to to to, you know, get
Speaker 2: the evangelicals a little bit more energized to go to
Speaker 2: the polls.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's his MEDA commentary on abortion has always
Speaker 1: been like, it's very stupid to overturn it because it's
Speaker 1: some popular but then, right, we let him do the
Speaker 1: meta commentary and then also be like, and now he
Speaker 1: has announced his official position, which is just like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's the horse race coverage.
Speaker 5: I just I want to bring in a new angle
Speaker 5: on this. I think it's really messed up that he
Speaker 5: didn't credit Kim Kardashian for his standpoint.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wow, yeah.
Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian invented the do you.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I thought Kim Kardashian came out as I
Speaker 2: think it's a states rights issue.
Speaker 5: She would because it's the do you of right, right.
Speaker 2: I think the States should decide what do you think
Speaker 2: about Nazis? That's like it's not for me, but like
Speaker 2: do you do you? Do you really do you Nazis?
Speaker 5: Yes, there was a period of time if you remember
Speaker 5: when people were saying that.
Speaker 2: Right, right, do you think everybody else's robots? Is that?
Speaker 2: How that's the only way that that you do you? Wait?
Speaker 2: So what they are mean? Yeah, look, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: vaccines cause injuries?
Speaker 5: But do you should I try a tired pod?
Speaker 2: Do you? Do you? Yeah? Do you want to? I
Speaker 2: like it as a comprehensive philosophy.
Speaker 1: You know it works. Yeah, it makes life so much easier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to to be Switzerland and World War two? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you? I have a lot of good friends who
Speaker 2: are pro genocide, So do you? Yeah? Do you? And
Speaker 2: you know, it's just hard. We hang out all the time.
Speaker 2: We don't talk about politics because they're so insanely wealthy.
Speaker 2: But but just do you, like, it's just I don't
Speaker 2: want to bring up I don't want to bring up
Speaker 2: like real ideas up when I'm trying to bask in
Speaker 2: my millionaire existence, billionaire existence, whatever it.
Speaker 5: Is, multi billionaire.
Speaker 1: The Rock kind of dabbled in this, you know, political
Speaker 1: stance of do you while also saying that the main
Speaker 1: problem that we're facing though is woke cancel culture. So
Speaker 1: he was like, do you But actually the real problem
Speaker 1: is that people are too mean to Jordan Peterson. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Rock is a shitty guy. It turns out, damn it.
Speaker 2: I know it was happening slowly, slowly, slowly, you know,
Speaker 2: just slowly revealing him stuff a little bit more, a
Speaker 2: little bit more. I mean the cheat meals was the
Speaker 2: day giveaway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cheat meals to be like, yeah, I eat like
Speaker 1: all you little piggies, look at me, I'm m YOUM pancakes,
Speaker 1: but like you're not eating them. We can tell you're
Speaker 1: not anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're shaking, sweating, pretending even pretending that you
Speaker 2: want to eat this. But then I remember that other
Speaker 2: one I remember a few years ago. It's like this
Speaker 2: is my cheat meal and it was like six hundred
Speaker 2: dollars worth of sushi. Yeah, yeah, that one, I believe
Speaker 2: that feels more to me, like what he would do.
Speaker 2: It's like his cheat meals, like it costs six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I eat six hundred dollars of sushi and that he
Speaker 2: is not eating. And yeah, chocolate chip ha.
Speaker 5: Stanley cup of salt water.
Speaker 2: Yeah of eel sauce. Yeah, I drink a Stanley forty
Speaker 2: ounce Stanley quincher full of eel sauce. All right.
Speaker 1: We also found out something about Trump over the weekend
Speaker 1: when Roseanne went viral, Oh my god, with a video
Speaker 1: from a GOP fundraiser where she basically said, you know,
Speaker 1: don't go to college.
Speaker 2: Do me a favor. Drop out. They don't teach you
Speaker 2: nothing in college. Email me or Twitter me or whatever
Speaker 2: you call me, and I'll help you with your life.
Speaker 2: But you got to get out of.
Speaker 1: College because it isn't nothing but a bunch of devil
Speaker 1: worship in baby blood drinking Democratic donors. That's a direct quote.
Speaker 1: And Jack, you should really you should have you. Did
Speaker 1: you see the clip of her when she delivered this.
Speaker 1: She had her like hair wrapped like she was miss Cleo.
Speaker 1: Oh no in this like wooden room.
Speaker 2: Oh my hear that. I'm sorry that you already read it,
Speaker 2: but watching her, hearing her say it, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 5: You had me at miss Cleo.
Speaker 6: Hey girl, how are you doing. I'm here at Lago
Speaker 6: supporting Harry Lake and it was a fantastic game and
Speaker 6: our Trump is here.
Speaker 2: Being the DJ, and I've just.
Speaker 6: Danced and everyone's amazed. So I'm just going to say
Speaker 6: to you, please drop out of college because it's going
Speaker 6: to ruin your lives.
Speaker 2: Whoa drop out?
Speaker 6: I don't teach you nothing good. Email Winter, call me
Speaker 6: and I'll help you with your lives.
Speaker 2: But you've got to get out.
Speaker 6: Of college because it isn't nothing but gamble, worshiping baby
Speaker 6: blood drinking Democrat donors.
Speaker 2: That's what college is. Wait, I'm sorry Trump is DJ.
Speaker 2: That that's the only thing I got.
Speaker 5: From that, And now we know what they're all drinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, Trumpet to ruin.
Speaker 5: She really said to enjoy that.
Speaker 2: Then she's like and they were all amazed, like she
Speaker 2: completely glossed. He was like, yeah, like everyone's amazed. I
Speaker 2: think she I couldn't tell people were amazed by her
Speaker 2: dancing or by the Trump being the DJ. I think
Speaker 2: they were amazed at someone could take that, like eat
Speaker 2: that many z bars of like dan X and drink
Speaker 2: and still be dancing somehow. And I just time fabled
Speaker 2: here from about two hours ago when I swore I
Speaker 2: asked somebody to take me home. But I guess there's
Speaker 2: a video of me. I'm dancing and don't go to
Speaker 2: college because Democrats would drink your baby and then you
Speaker 2: will be a demon donor.
Speaker 5: How did that video come about like obvious. I feel
Speaker 5: like somebody at Bar a Lago was like Roseanne, come here.
Speaker 2: Was she's so fucked up, let's get this on camera.
Speaker 2: You'll get her to send your cousin a fucking thing
Speaker 2: about going to college. Did she'll tell you anything? Right,
Speaker 2: she's at the top, She's like shouting out somebody, let
Speaker 2: me hear them.
Speaker 6: Hey bro.
Speaker 5: Oh bro go pro Earl grow You know it was
Speaker 5: go pro right.
Speaker 2: I don't know Earl Grove Australia. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know me and song lyrics too.
Speaker 2: I just can't. But maybe it was somebody like a
Speaker 2: woke mega parent like had like divorced them, being like, hey,
Speaker 2: I feel like if I get Roseanne to tell my
Speaker 2: kid to drop out of college, they'll they'll actually call
Speaker 2: me again.
Speaker 5: I mean, if Republicans stop going to college, college should
Speaker 5: be a much more enjoyable place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not for them there. It's not safe
Speaker 2: for them there. They really safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: should come by my college. You come by my college,
Speaker 2: I'll teach you all the secrets of looking into directly
Speaker 2: into the sun and putting a you know, a farragun massage.
Speaker 2: Wand right to your temple, and we'll just do that
Speaker 2: stuff to kind of raise our vibration so we can
Speaker 2: break out of the woke paradigm.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Yeah, go do that.
Speaker 2: Too much anxiety, too many bad thoughts, Give me that,
Speaker 2: Sarah gun. So the big takeaway for a lot of
Speaker 2: people is the idea of trumps moon lighting is a DJ,
Speaker 2: which Axios immediately chased it down. The intrepid reporters at
Speaker 2: Axios we're like, okay, wait, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And Trump has apparently been moonlighting as the in house
Speaker 1: DJ at his golf clubs for years.
Speaker 2: And so then.
Speaker 1: We get to which just means he has a Spotify
Speaker 1: playlist that he makes everybody listen to.
Speaker 2: He's do you want to get my DJ? I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get my DJ. Let me get my DJ booth and
Speaker 2: he just gets an iPad and you're like a fuck,
Speaker 2: And you know it's an iPad for sure. You know
Speaker 2: it's a fucking iPad. Of course it is. Does DJ
Speaker 2: being a.
Speaker 5: DJ still like make people likable? Is that what they're
Speaker 5: going for?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: Is that how he connects with the DJ?
Speaker 2: Still DJ? Still got DJ, still got social cache, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? But you got to actually rock
Speaker 2: a party. That's the only thing. You can't just party.
Speaker 2: You can't pull up and say you're a DJ.
Speaker 5: Name goes Miles, Miles, Miles. He's rocking the Republican party.
Speaker 2: Can't you rock a party? Though? Look at me with
Speaker 2: my eighties idea of being a DJ. Look, I was
Speaker 2: born in the young man rock a party though? All right?
Speaker 2: I mean, ever since I saw we are your friends,
Speaker 2: I've had a new appreciation for what it means to
Speaker 2: be a DJ. And yes they are cool. I do
Speaker 2: just want to take a brief look at his playlist, because.
Speaker 5: What do we got here?
Speaker 1: So he's got Fano of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar,
Speaker 1: Suspicious minds Okay, a little bit plus Hello by Lionel Ritchie,
Speaker 1: Guns and Roses, November Rain Snead O'Connor. Is nothing compares
Speaker 1: to you like playing Hello? And nothing compares to you
Speaker 1: at a party?
Speaker 2: Oh my god hates him? Yeah, oh yeah, I know
Speaker 2: he has no clue. Yeah right, no, well you know
Speaker 2: that's just link to even she does. A depressed person
Speaker 2: like you would if anybody besides Donald Trump played fucking
Speaker 2: nothing compares to you at a party, like everyone would
Speaker 2: just be like yo, are you? Are you right? Like
Speaker 2: right before it's like Jesus Christ super star, You're like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck fifteen You're like, oh no.
Speaker 1: I mean it just we've seen before the dictators like
Speaker 1: are like a lot of the time driven by an
Speaker 1: inner like sad creative like Hitler was a failed artist.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny to realize that Trump is like
Speaker 1: a failed you know, musician comedian DJ. Like that's he's
Speaker 1: just this like sad emo bitch who like wants everybody
Speaker 1: to like feel his feeling. And it's it's so wild
Speaker 1: to me, like we could stop all of this if
Speaker 1: we just made him the host of the Tonight show,
Speaker 1: Like we we could stop it all right.
Speaker 5: This is all really mess up because they're turning this
Speaker 5: country into the Middle East. And meanwhile, I.
Speaker 2: Can't go home right everything about it? Right, he's uh,
Speaker 2: the having such like you know, sad songs. That's that's
Speaker 2: not what I do. But again that's the difference. Is
Speaker 2: it me looking for Oh god, he just we're not
Speaker 2: like it's like it's it's true. But that's why I
Speaker 2: think DJ is a misnomer because you have to call
Speaker 2: it for what it is. It's a fucking narcissist with
Speaker 2: the ox cable. That's what it is, and that's my
Speaker 2: nightmare is someone like there's nothing worse than someone who's like,
Speaker 2: has no self awareness and is like, I know what
Speaker 2: the people want musically, You're like, no, dude, you don't
Speaker 2: even know what You don't even know what the fuck
Speaker 2: you want? You even know what drives you because lack
Speaker 2: of any kind of introspection. And then he puts on
Speaker 2: the Luciano Pavaratti and James Brown duet version of It's
Speaker 2: a man's man's Man's World What and then into Macho
Speaker 2: man by fucking the village man.
Speaker 1: We've all seen him dance for that one where he
Speaker 1: does the like jerking off two guys hand motion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got I'm actually doing you to shake ways,
Speaker 2: actually doing tricep isolation workouts.
Speaker 5: Are we really gearing up for another Trump slash presidency?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Like I said, if enough people say, hey, November,
Speaker 2: take your time, take your time, take your time. But
Speaker 2: who knows, Yeah, and we might who knows, Maybe we'll
Speaker 2: be doing this podcast in some kind of political prison
Speaker 2: in a few years. Hey, you know, we'll do it
Speaker 2: fun releasing like pigeon you know, like mini discs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just talking to bricks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, talking to bricks or who knows, or maybe the
Speaker 2: Rock will be president and then we'll all have to
Speaker 2: we'll be in our mandated steroid use classes together to
Speaker 2: make sure that we have the strongest army in America
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 5: This is the worst day for me to come off Molly.
Speaker 2: God, the day after Molly. No serotonin, no serotonin left.
Speaker 2: Help me.
Speaker 5: Don't worry, folks, I'm pumping and dumping my breast milk.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good, you're like, yeah, but then, yeah, never
Speaker 2: mind pumping and dumping it down my gullet. I'm gonna say, like,
Speaker 2: is there any leftover md m A traces of m
Speaker 2: d m A that you could then synthesize? That sounds
Speaker 2: like a really grim question. And and just for full disclosure,
Speaker 2: this is a bit okay, so I'm not asking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not any of this.
Speaker 2: You're not actually doing Molly and pumping and dumby.
Speaker 5: But you know how hardcore I am about taking care
Speaker 5: of my baby. I would pump and dump my breast
Speaker 5: milk not because there's traces, but because it might give
Speaker 5: her reflux. On top of the wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what shellfish, what do you have to
Speaker 2: what do you eat that that that that causes that
Speaker 2: in the baby reflex specific things. Yeah, this is.
Speaker 5: Very controversial topic, Miles, because a lot of Elsie's will
Speaker 5: tell you that these things don't give the baby reflux.
Speaker 5: That actually other things are going on, like a tongue tie.
Speaker 5: But pediatricians both is something in the mother's breast milk
Speaker 5: causing the reflux. It will blame your coffee that will
Speaker 5: put you on a reflux tight and then they'll tell you,
Speaker 5: you know, babies are.
Speaker 2: Just gassy, right, So wait, is there an answer that's like, So,
Speaker 2: it's this thing where like lactation consultants and then pediatricians
Speaker 2: have differing views, and.
Speaker 5: I mean, how are you going to figure it out?
Speaker 5: Because by the time you get down to it, your
Speaker 5: baby's digestive system has developed. You're now past that milestone
Speaker 5: and now they're fine, and you don't know what did
Speaker 5: it right?
Speaker 2: Right? Right? And also your brain kind of forgets a
Speaker 2: lot of the worst parts of like that first year.
Speaker 5: Yes, but the thing to remember was that you failed
Speaker 5: as a mom, right right, Yes, yes, forget the reason why.
Speaker 2: Just there's so much there is so much like fucking
Speaker 2: like pro breast milk sort of propaganda that like, it
Speaker 2: definitely makes anyone who isn't producing enough breast milk feel
Speaker 2: completely less than because it's like totally you're not producing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you? Are you? Are you a
Speaker 2: loving parent? It's like, oh Jesus, dude, relax man. People
Speaker 2: are sucking people.
Speaker 5: Everyone's body is different and if you're just joining us.
Speaker 5: Sarah is a repeat guest who just had a baby
Speaker 5: a year ago, and it's all she talks about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, rightfully. So Beautiful Child, Beautiful Child, DJ Wonderful, one
Speaker 2: of the best DJs you've ever seen. She played a
Speaker 2: remix of this Justice track I had heard in a
Speaker 2: long time, and I was just like, wow, this is
Speaker 2: she knows that she knows the hits she likes. She
Speaker 2: likes the French DM stuff too.
Speaker 5: She's a big Taylor Swift fan.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 5: Taylor Swift and Britney Spears.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, Yeah. My kids were into the Beatles when
Speaker 2: they were very young, and then don't remember any of
Speaker 2: the songs that they were into when they were are
Speaker 2: they like you're lying, dude?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 2: Sh'S Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Dude, out of here.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 2: right back. And we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, and so is Beyonce, topping the charts number
Speaker 1: one on the Billboard Charts, making it the biggest week
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty four in terms of equivalent album sales.
Speaker 2: To the Casey's Top hundred. Yeah, I'm old enough to remember.
Speaker 2: Case Those are the days he spoke. It was so
Speaker 2: he had such a radio voice. Ass fucks me up, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I remember one time I moved. When I moved from
Speaker 2: New York to Dayton, I was like third grade and
Speaker 2: didn't know anybody and just got real into Casey's Top
Speaker 2: hundred countdown. I was just like, Oh man, what's it
Speaker 2: gonna be this week? Huh? I just drew a face
Speaker 2: on what'd you do? We went to Great America Theme Park?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I went to a baseball game. What about you, Jack.
Speaker 2: I pulled up my little radio by my bad and
Speaker 2: I listened to Casey case and wanted to see what
Speaker 2: the top song. I made a chart of what the
Speaker 2: top songs were. I think I can predict the next
Speaker 2: one based on what my data. Oh, anyways, Cowboy Carter
Speaker 2: is at the top of the Billboards Country Albums chart,
Speaker 2: making beyond say, the first black woman to ever have
Speaker 2: led the top country album's list since I was created
Speaker 2: in nineteen sixty four. And the inevitable racist backlash that
Speaker 2: occurred too, when people were like keep country clean and
Speaker 2: You're like, what what is that mean? We were talking
Speaker 2: about this last week. I was like, Hey, if anyone
Speaker 2: is interested in what the contribution of black Americans has
Speaker 2: been to country music, Ken Burns made a fantastic documentary
Speaker 2: about it. You can you can see with your own
Speaker 2: eyes how this how this genre came to be. But
Speaker 2: the album, Man, when I first when I heard she's
Speaker 2: doing a country album, I was like, that's right. I'm
Speaker 2: all right, yeah, Like as a genre, not really for me,
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not like a big fan of that
Speaker 2: kind of guitar picking. But the album, again, you have
Speaker 2: to remember that Beyonce's an actual artist, and that's what
Speaker 2: she's like. I'm just gonna do a bunch of cover songs.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's really good that one track, Bodyguard. I
Speaker 2: really like it feels like I'm listening to yacht rock
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 5: Oh she's Beyonce.
Speaker 2: Wait, let me make sure it's that one. Yeah, that one.
Speaker 2: There's one. There's just like it's yeah, I'm.
Speaker 5: It's literally the only time I've liked country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a I liked all the party. There's spaghetti.
Speaker 2: You know that shit goes hard too, Yeah, its not spaghetti.
Speaker 2: Levi's Jeans single handedly made Levi's stock rise twenty percent.
Speaker 2: That's how powerful she is. Wow, Yeah, that's incredible. How
Speaker 2: how can how can they measure that? Do you just say?
Speaker 1: The stock has been trading at a certain level. That
Speaker 1: album came out at the beginning of the weekend, and
Speaker 1: on Monday morning it was trading twenty percent.
Speaker 5: The son of watching racism afoot because like, so Trump
Speaker 5: had this power with sales on The Apprentice one time
Speaker 5: they tracked that like he's promoted Pontiacs on the show.
Speaker 5: They had a pontiac advertisement and then like within those
Speaker 5: two minutes they sold something like fifteen thous and Pontiacs
Speaker 5: or something is something like that, and then everyone's like
Speaker 5: whoa wow, capitalism. And then when it's a black woman
Speaker 5: selling Levi's even they're like scrambling, like, well, is that
Speaker 5: really true?
Speaker 2: Like Pulst Malone's actually on the track with her, so
Speaker 2: I think I think we actually can't really say it's
Speaker 2: up to her, Like, h.
Speaker 5: Wait, I'm like, this is when you know capitalism is
Speaker 5: just racist, right, Capitalism is working in front of you.
Speaker 2: There's just time. Yeah. I was just I guess dubious
Speaker 2: because I'm like, you always hear these things, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: it just always feels like a factoid that people put out,
Speaker 2: but it's hard for me to actually discern what, how
Speaker 2: how that all occurs? I mean I get in the obvious,
Speaker 2: like when people are, you know, out there with like
Speaker 2: a specific product and you're like, oh, that thing. But
Speaker 2: then I guess with Levi's like everything, people still buy
Speaker 2: Levi's they didn't before this song came out, yet I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm sales. I'm just I'm like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: like that, like everyone's like, oh shit, you know what
Speaker 2: I need the genes that everyone already has. Yes, here's genes.
Speaker 5: Madonna did this with Bras, Beyonce's doing it with Levi's
Speaker 5: with Cone Bras. I guess so I guess it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just remember that because there was this whole period
Speaker 5: of time where the bra It was all about what
Speaker 5: looks natural is right right braw lists, and then Madonna
Speaker 5: came out with the cone Bras, and then all of
Speaker 5: a sudden there was like new structured bras and gnets
Speaker 5: and oh and now it's Levi's.
Speaker 2: I still can't find the cone bra anywhere though. Behind you, Miles,
Speaker 2: it's behind you. Oh the cone Bras coming from my vagina. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love that. Just as an example of CEO brand
Speaker 2: a quote from Levi's CEO, I would just say that
Speaker 2: Denim is having a moment and the Levi's brand is
Speaker 2: having a powerful moment around the world, So you know,
Speaker 2: powerful moments.
Speaker 1: This company just got lucky by being name checked in
Speaker 1: a Beyonce song. But he's like, yeah, we're kind of
Speaker 1: surfing a.
Speaker 2: Wave right now. Yeah, and yeah, we're doing so good.
Speaker 2: Most people know to never buy our products at full
Speaker 2: price on our website because we have a sale pretty
Speaker 2: much every three fucking days. We've actually been on sale
Speaker 2: since the late seventies, So yeah, have you noticed though,
Speaker 2: Like there's so many websites like that where like if
Speaker 2: you look, you're like, like, if there's not a sales like,
Speaker 2: don't buy it, man, because this This shit goes on
Speaker 2: sale like like clockwork all the time and fank care price.
Speaker 5: Huh, myles, that's so insensitive. It's because of all the
Speaker 5: shoplifting and the crime waves.
Speaker 2: Won't you think of the four CEO of Levis. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's the crime waves. It's the
Speaker 2: crime waves. My bad, My bad. That's on me. That's
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 5: They had to close their web doors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to hire web security guards to watch
Speaker 2: you as you shop online. We don't know what you're
Speaker 2: gonna do. If you're gonna walk out here with forty
Speaker 2: pairs of jeans, We don't know, by.
Speaker 5: The way, code forty pairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mm hmm, oh you did you listen? Did you
Speaker 2: like the Blackbird cover too? Did you see how like
Speaker 2: Paul McCartney also had to like come out and be
Speaker 2: like it's good. Yeah, everybody chill the fuck out, dude.
Speaker 2: So many that's the other thing with this album, Like,
Speaker 2: that's the other part that I think is interesting though too,
Speaker 2: just because she's like people were like it's a cover
Speaker 2: or something. It's like, yeah, she said that. And also
Speaker 2: do you hear Dolly Parton be like I bless I
Speaker 2: hear by bless this album My Life Force. You're like,
Speaker 2: try Beyonce, you can't fool us.
Speaker 5: Wait what Meanwhile, the cover to Fast Car, everyone's just
Speaker 5: like all drooling over.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was one of the best performances I've ever seen. Okay,
Speaker 1: not really because of him, but he made it happen,
Speaker 1: right Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, what a hero bringing the song back.
Speaker 2: What a hero? Yeah. Well, speaking of heroes bringing the
Speaker 2: song back, another person who's crossing over into new realms.
Speaker 2: Tucker Carlson just opened for Kid Rock for some reason.
Speaker 2: Also like it seems like a lot of conservative luminaries
Speaker 2: are just like showing up drunk on the job because
Speaker 2: he and music. Yeah, because he just came out and
Speaker 2: was like kind of giving a rambling, possibly drunken speech
Speaker 2: from a lectern that was basically about how Kid Rock
Speaker 2: asked him to be his opener, and he responded, concert,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's how fucking lit the show is. Did
Speaker 2: they bring a lecture or not? You're like, Yo, who's
Speaker 2: this fucking opener, dude, I'm not trying to get fucking
Speaker 2: talking to It was six minutes.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like it seems impot like obviously, you know,
Speaker 1: I can't. I just can't imagine what he said because
Speaker 1: the quotes we have, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Play an instrument. Kid Rock said, that's okay, all right,
Speaker 2: So here do we have the audio? There's here. I mean,
Speaker 2: this is one section of it of people being like,
Speaker 2: this is how fucked about him being? Or I guess
Speaker 2: America being fucked up in beautiful anyway, Here here's a
Speaker 2: moment of it.
Speaker 4: The country they tell me about on the internet.
Speaker 2: Is fucked up?
Speaker 5: Why is he there?
Speaker 7: The country that I experience when.
Speaker 2: I walk through this crowd as a cis white male
Speaker 2: with millions of dollars with yacht rock work up in my.
Speaker 7: Town of one hundred people in a rural area.
Speaker 2: It's like, because because I bought the whole town to
Speaker 2: make sure I live only when you're hundred people is
Speaker 2: a beautiful country? Oh yes, yes, of course, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 5: This is how well the Republican Party is doing. Every time
Speaker 5: you see a Republican pundit idiot, asshole mouthface, you're like,
Speaker 5: aren't you supposed to be in jail?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I like one hundred people right now trying to sue
Speaker 5: you separately.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you know, I chew these nicotine pouches
Speaker 2: that I keep telling everybody about that. I'm I think
Speaker 2: I might be wild.
Speaker 5: To got a lectern right there.
Speaker 2: I'm just serious. What is it? Has a seal podium?
Speaker 2: Let me just hear what his first words? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're welcome, Thank you, power Cord. I feel welcome, thank you.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I just want to stay.
Speaker 2: What am I doing here? Uh huh yeah. This is
Speaker 2: not my house, this is my car, this is not
Speaker 2: my beautiful wife.
Speaker 5: I don't really know how don't you be in jail?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 7: So I wound up here tonight because I was having
Speaker 7: dinner at my house with kid Rock.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, never mind, and not in a.
Speaker 7: Few months ago, and he said, I think he likes
Speaker 7: my house because you can smoke in my house.
Speaker 2: Uh cool, what dude? Never mind? All right? Sorry we failed,
Speaker 2: as we failed collectively as a nation. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Never mind. Wow. Wow, Yeah you know what, Zara? When
Speaker 2: can I vote for you as fascist? For a fascist takeover?
Speaker 2: I'm starting to believe. Yeah, I think you may have
Speaker 2: you may got you may got this one. You got
Speaker 2: on top of it. Yeah, okay, yep, I'm willing to
Speaker 2: believe that.
Speaker 5: If I was a fascist dictator.
Speaker 2: Zara, what a pleasure having you? Where can people find you?
Speaker 2: Follow you, vote for you, all that good stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she doesn't need you to vote as a fascist. Let's
Speaker 2: be real.
Speaker 5: I don't need your vote. I just need you to
Speaker 5: do nothing when I take over.
Speaker 2: Right, you'll participate in the resistance against the coup. Now,
Speaker 2: don't be no resistance.
Speaker 5: I can't be a hero if you don't let me.
Speaker 2: I like that logic. Guys, I'm trying to be a hero.
Speaker 2: You just gotta let me. You just gotta let me.
Speaker 2: Just step aside.
Speaker 5: And that's my platform.
Speaker 2: Folks.
Speaker 5: You can find me at Zara Comedy on all of
Speaker 5: the things, including the X and uh, I'll be teaching
Speaker 5: a class called builder building a writer's habit. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: if you're yeah, struggling with your writing, yeah, I can
Speaker 5: help you in four weeks.
Speaker 2: God damn.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, catch me at Pandemic University. I'm dipping my
Speaker 5: toe back in to working working life. Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: come check it out. And uh also DM me and
Speaker 5: stuff on the Twitter.
Speaker 2: Email me, are you doing that?
Speaker 5: Come to my house and babysit.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 5: That's where I'm working on a book called my memoir. Hey,
Speaker 5: that is slowly killing me. Why do people write memoirs?
Speaker 5: Is this they can reflect back on their life's regrets
Speaker 5: and just maybe, how do I write this?
Speaker 2: And you're writing it yourself too, so they're not even
Speaker 2: like it's funny you even hear.
Speaker 5: People have Miles, I hired you to be my ghost writer,
Speaker 5: like twelve times.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I keep telling you I'm really high, and
Speaker 2: I forget every time I panic, and then I just
Speaker 2: and I send you some chat GPT stuff and you
Speaker 2: get really angry, and I was like, I told you,
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm good for this. But it's wild
Speaker 2: to hear even how people when they have a ghostwriter
Speaker 2: for a memoir, they're like, it's the hardest thing I've
Speaker 2: ever had to do, or like.
Speaker 5: I have believe that the delving. You can't get around it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the delving, delving, the delving.
Speaker 5: By the way, full disclosure of Miles is my babysitter.
Speaker 5: He and I were doing Molly last.
Speaker 2: Night, okay, full discolo.
Speaker 5: WHI else we missed the eclipse that way, I know,
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: I fucked up. And then we slept in and I
Speaker 2: feel really bad about everything. I feel really bad about
Speaker 2: it all.
Speaker 5: Thank you for owning it.
Speaker 2: I know, that's why. That's why as Penance, I looked
Speaker 2: up into the sun like you asked me to pop
Speaker 2: died and I kept saying, this is what I want,
Speaker 2: This is what I want, This is how I wanted
Speaker 2: it to be. Great affirmation.
Speaker 5: Do you hear that? Folks? If I'm a fascist dictator, you.
Speaker 1: Will be able to stare at the sun. Is there
Speaker 1: a work media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 5: Okay, I haven't been. I just want to. I literally
Speaker 5: just watched Bluey or my nanit my camera surveillance of
Speaker 5: my daughter, and this is all I've got, folks. But
Speaker 5: I can tell you that the Promises episode of BLUEI
Speaker 5: made me cry.
Speaker 2: Blurry yeah, blonde, yea blurry's always got to beat the
Speaker 2: A certain genocide qual about it? Which one is the
Speaker 2: promises one? Is that the one where they're climbing on
Speaker 2: the Yeah, oh god, play jam.
Speaker 5: And will you catch me? And she says, I promise.
Speaker 2: I can't watch that. It's gonna suck me up too bad.
Speaker 2: It's too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there really is too much, too much amazing miles.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you as they're working media, you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying.
Speaker 2: Uh, find me where they got at Symbols, at Miles
Speaker 2: of Gray, Find Jack and I on the Basketball podcast,
Speaker 2: where wow, man, there's just a lot of a lot
Speaker 2: of great NBA action. It is fantastic. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: NBA action. Yeah he he he fell into making the
Speaker 2: stallion at the game the other day. It was really
Speaker 2: something else, real celebrities. So it's cool when you see
Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. And also find me on four
Speaker 2: twenty talk about ninety day fiance. Let's see a tweet.
Speaker 2: I like, oh man, so look for all the hip
Speaker 2: hop heads out there, we know that Drake came or
Speaker 2: not Drake Kendrick came for Drake and Jake Cole and
Speaker 2: everyone's like, oh shit, we got got a good old
Speaker 2: fashion rap battle coal and it's been a while and
Speaker 2: now we're not trying to go to the mattresses and
Speaker 2: talk about gun talking. None of that just pure emcism happening.
Speaker 2: And then I think it was Sunday or Saturday. J
Speaker 2: Cole basically he released a track. He released a response track.
Speaker 2: Everyone was like, this isn't as let's be real, You're
Speaker 2: not He didn't feel like your heart was in it.
Speaker 2: Kendrick really kind of got you. And then he apologized
Speaker 2: to Kendrick at his show, which I don't you know whatever.
Speaker 2: He basically said, you know what, people were gassing me
Speaker 2: up telling me I should have released something. I released.
Speaker 2: This really not how I feel and I shouldn't have
Speaker 2: done that. My bad. And a lot of people are
Speaker 2: clowning him because it's like, why even put a response
Speaker 2: out if you're gonna apologize, this is the least hip
Speaker 2: hop shit. Just don't even respond. And roy Wood Junior
Speaker 2: a lot of people were talking about, but Roywood Junior,
Speaker 2: past guest at roy Wood Junior did tweet a quote.
Speaker 2: BT Awards got to have an apology slash compliment cipher
Speaker 2: this year because it's always a cipher for the new mcason.
Speaker 2: Now that I'd be like, yeah, let's let's change it,
Speaker 2: let's do something different. But apparently Drake is still in
Speaker 2: the laboratory and apparently will release some kind of response.
Speaker 2: But I think I don't think you should try it,
Speaker 2: because Kendrick, I'd say, just as an artist is better
Speaker 2: is better than you. You sell more albums, Drake, But
Speaker 2: I believe lyrics as an artist Kendrick has the edge.
Speaker 2: But again, that's just this washed millennial from Los Angeles'
Speaker 2: opinion and I could be biased because it's kadot all
Speaker 2: day over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, another comment on the same thing else not at
Speaker 1: least tweeted Jake Cole realized he was conflicted, misusing his influence,
Speaker 1: abusing his power. Full of resentment, a resentment that turned
Speaker 1: into a deep thread on PIMPA Butterfly. I also like
Speaker 1: stone Cold Jane Austin's tweet when the moon hits her
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Speaker 2: We link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 2: in today's episode, as well as a song that we
Speaker 2: think you might enjoy. What's the song you think, people?
Speaker 2: I got man, there's this artist, this young artist from
Speaker 2: the UK from London, lowly young, whom I fuck with
Speaker 2: her shit so I just love her music. A few
Speaker 2: weeks ago, or maybe a couple of months ago, we
Speaker 2: wrote out. I recommended her one of her tracks. It
Speaker 2: was called Conceited, and I described her I think back
Speaker 2: then as like if Adele was like smoking cigarettes and
Speaker 2: doing drugs in high school, like this is kind of
Speaker 2: the artist she would turn into. Now I'm kind of
Speaker 2: being like she. If I want to give a different example,
Speaker 2: it's like a like a Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen
Speaker 2: kind of combo of like playful lyrics but also really
Speaker 2: great voice and just like has like a swag about her.
Speaker 2: She has like she has a new album coming out
Speaker 2: and like just releasing songs dripped by Drip. So the
Speaker 2: song that I want people to listen to is Big
Speaker 2: Brown Eyes, uh. And it's actually there's an EP called
Speaker 2: Big Brown Eyes where there's like four other tracks or
Speaker 2: three other tracks on it, and it's to the production
Speaker 2: on it is just like dope, man, it's just super
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's got that. I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: it's something to it. Yeah, a bit of a Jena
Speaker 2: psych quah, but I just like that the first words,
Speaker 2: like the first lyrics in this song are you can
Speaker 2: eat ship. But it's done melodically and it's like, that's
Speaker 2: a it's catchy because like when the first like you
Speaker 2: can eat shit and you're like, yep, look like big
Speaker 2: brown eyes Lola Young get into it because I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: I feel like she's gonna have a huge career. She's
Speaker 2: already like blown up. But yeah, big brown eyes is
Speaker 2: the big brown eyes. She's talking about the thing that
Speaker 2: you would eat shit out of. We don't know. It's
Speaker 2: actually it's about complicated relationship. Okay, like a young it's funny,
Speaker 2: you know how like when younger artists like you can
Speaker 2: tell their songs are truly about like how bad they're like,
Speaker 2: they're really writing from experience. They're like, oh no, like
Speaker 2: this sounds like every personal fuck you. Yeah, you're like,
Speaker 2: but it's a pop though.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, review off to that in the footnotes. The Daily
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