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Speaker 1: Quick note before you listen to this episode. This episode

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Speaker 1: we planned on releasing this earlier, but then we just

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Speaker 2: Also.

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Speaker 1: Quick note, right in the beginning of the podcast, you'll

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Speaker 1: hear Scotty and I talking about a tattoo.

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Speaker 2: Challenge that I presented.

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Speaker 1: Just so you know, we've already passed the mark that

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Speaker 1: we were talking about. And so if there's any tattoo

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Speaker 1: artists who are interested in getting involved. Dm us at

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Speaker 1: on Instagram The Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, I.

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Speaker 1: Am excited for you to listen to this. Please enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Just me and Scotty on bananas. Hey, Scott, are you

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Speaker 1: ready for this?

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Speaker 3: I'm ready for it.

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Speaker 1: Pablo escobars, cocaine, hippos may be restoring Colombia's ecosystem.

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Speaker 3: Oh sure, that's just totally bananas.

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Speaker 2: Do world up his head? Would your midsillion pieces.

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Speaker 3: Would you be.

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Speaker 2: Bananas? Banana Banana, Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Bana, Ladies and gent Welcome to Bananas Podcast, all about

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Speaker 1: the strange and fascinating news of the world.

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Speaker 2: We are your hosts. That's Scotty Landis.

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Speaker 3: Hey, guys, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: To say, I know Kurt Brownell.

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Speaker 3: And that's Kurt brown Olor. I was catching my breath.

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Speaker 3: There's there's that thing that podcasts sometimes do where they

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Speaker 3: and I was taking you.

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Speaker 1: Were taking a moment, and I jumped on your moment.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: No, it's okay.

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Speaker 2: You know what worked. We're supposed to be taken today.

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Speaker 1: We're supposed to be taking these days day by day, man,

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Speaker 1: moment by moment, and here's me just jumping in, just

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Speaker 1: jumping into your moment. I am so sorry.

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Speaker 3: I see that as enthusiasm about the show, so I'm

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Speaker 3: totally okay with it. I was thinking about you today. Actually,

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Speaker 3: are is there I know this is a time for

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Speaker 3: repeated watching of movies if you have children, but is

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Speaker 3: there a book that you like the most to read

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Speaker 3: this is this is the one that I respond to

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Speaker 1: That is a good question, and it's not the book

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Speaker 3: Okay, good.

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Speaker 1: Because there are some really good kids books out there,

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Speaker 1: like anything that has Elephant and Piggy by Mo William Williams,

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Speaker 1: like all those are really good. Anything he does is

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Speaker 1: pretty much like gold. All his pigeon books are really great.

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Speaker 1: Bj Novak has a really great book called The Book

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Speaker 1: with No Pictures, which is very funny. But the one

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm okay with that one is this book

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Speaker 1: is just called I think it's called Jerald the Giraffe, okay,

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Speaker 1: And it's just about I literally know it from memory.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's just because I haven't memorized it. I like

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Speaker 1: He's a giraffe and in every year in Africa they

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Speaker 1: And because there is something about Zoom that makes it

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Speaker 3: Yes, And it's offensive in that way, like people are

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Speaker 3: But I was talking to a friend and she was like,

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Speaker 3: But the one that she was like, we'll pick one,

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Speaker 3: I was like, I want like an inch tall body

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Speaker 3: So so a six foot two necked elephant that has

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Speaker 2: Give me a draft you mean a excuse me, a

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Speaker 3: Sorry, giraffe. I want a draft to start on my

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Speaker 1: And it's very and like the neck is very thin,

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Speaker 1: If it was a line drawing, if it was black

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Speaker 2: Well, you should do that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we should we should have a we should have

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Speaker 1: a we should make an agreement now that if bananas

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean it'll that would have to be. That's

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Speaker 3: a big commitment for your entire life. So what's the

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Speaker 3: number of listeners that Banana needs to get Pinicana? I

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Speaker 1: Weekly per episode listeners, subscribers. So just to make it

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Speaker 3: God, I'm going to go really high. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: ruin this game by saying five million.

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Speaker 4: So it wouldn't even be like if I imagine like one

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't want to get this tattoo, is what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying. But you know what I will do if

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Speaker 3: and then if if it's cool, if it looks good enough.

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Speaker 1: All right, So twenty five thousand is we got? We

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Speaker 1: get to the first stage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we get idea what it would look like.

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Speaker 1: What it would look like, a teeny tiny giraffe going

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and and then well, you know, it's like

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Speaker 3: you have to take off your shoes, Like you don't

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Speaker 3: See how that feels.

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Speaker 2: Take your socks off, See how that feels.

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Speaker 3: Take your sh So I'm just inching towards what may

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Speaker 3: be the worst decision of my life. But I will

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Speaker 3: name him Gerald after your favorite book. Oh, thank you,

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Speaker 3: thank you, and thank the author. Finish that story. Let

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Speaker 3: me hear more about these hippos. We're on an elephant

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Uh So Pablo escobars cocaine, hippos, maybe restoring Colombia's ecosystem.

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Speaker 1: So basically, I've read this in Molt and this is

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Speaker 1: David Moyer on the Huffington Post, but there's I've seen

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Speaker 1: Had four fucking hippos because he couldn't do that because

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Speaker 1: he's a cocaine warlord.

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Speaker 1: God, And when after he was arrested and jailed, they

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Speaker 2: They just then just released them into the wild. So

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Speaker 1: But it's weird that Colombia was just like just let

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Speaker 1: our listeners know this. But hippos kill more people than

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Speaker 1: sharks and bears and lions combined. Oh wow, yes, hippos

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Speaker 2: They look so dumpy and stupid and they're killers.

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Speaker 3: Dumpy and stupid. Absolutely, that's wild. So they just ate

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Speaker 1: So this is this is a really this is this,

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Speaker 2: But so they're.

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Speaker 1: Saying, this study suggests that the invasive animals may have

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Speaker 2: And what they're talking about is that the hippo who.

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Speaker 1: Is an invasive species of Columbia because like you know,

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Speaker 1: environmentalists are always against invasive species, right because they come

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Speaker 1: in they fuck up the thing.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, the fuck up.

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Speaker 2: What's been going on. It's delicate balanced, screw them.

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Speaker 1: But they're replacing things that existed one hundred and sixteen

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Speaker 1: other words, it seems the large herbivores like the hippos

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Speaker 1: of mammoths, giant sloths, giant wombats during the late pus

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Speaker 3: Those giant ground sloths are no joke. I've seen those

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Speaker 3: at Natural History musicdum you have. They're so cool.

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Speaker 2: I mean, do they look like a normal sloth? No?

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Speaker 3: No, they're monster, probably twice the size height at least

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Speaker 3: they don't book acts or provide entertainment. There is no

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Speaker 1: Because we wanted to give a with Scotty's idea to

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Speaker 1: give a flightless bird the gift of flight and put

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Speaker 1: a penguin in a blimp.

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Speaker 3: And fly to Alaska. It was the original pitch, but

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Speaker 3: at sixteen miles an hour, it was gonna take like

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Speaker 3: forty years or something.

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Speaker 1: So instead what we did we got a We gave

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Speaker 1: a chicken a ride in a hot air balloon.

447
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Speaker 2: It was nice. I wish we could air that pilot.

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Speaker 1: And then and then also, like always contacting like jet

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Speaker 1: ski people are contacting.

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Speaker 3: Bear, remember the Bear. We wanted to have a bit

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Speaker 3: where it looked like Kurt was riding down an old

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Speaker 3: main street in like a wild West town, and he

453
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Speaker 3: was gonna just be talking to camera's shoulders rocking kind

454
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Speaker 3: of tight on him, and we were gonna slowly pull

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Speaker 3: out and reveal that he was riding on a grizzly bear,

456
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Speaker 3: and we were going to give the grizzly bear its

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Speaker 3: first birthday, and then the end of the road was

458
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Speaker 3: gonna be a giant birthday cake that we were gonna

459
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Speaker 3: let the bear eat while Kurt was riding the bear.

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Speaker 3: Not only is this possible, we found the woman who

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Speaker 3: her name was Fran I'm almost certain, who's like a

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Speaker 3: big animal trainer, bear trainer. She was like, how many

463
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Speaker 3: weeks do I have? We were like, what do you need?

464
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Speaker 3: She's like, I need twenty six days. And then I

465
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Speaker 3: was like, can we do more than one take? She goes,

466
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Speaker 3: once that bear eats that cake, it will not listen

467
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Speaker 3: to anybody's commands, which is like a three year old,

468
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Speaker 3: which is hilarious. And then we had it lined up.

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Speaker 3: But I don't know if you even remember this, we

470
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Speaker 3: didn't end up doing that where we you were going

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Speaker 3: to ride a Kodiak bear, not a Grizzly bear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe they're the same.

473
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Speaker 3: But she went to shoot the revenant that Leonardo DiCaprio

474
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Speaker 3: moved with the bear attack, so it wasn't that bear.

475
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Speaker 3: But she took all her bears to Canada to shoot that,

476
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Speaker 3: and we were left bear lists. So we tried to alligator.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we tried to lower an alligator into my arms.

478
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Speaker 2: That did not work out very well.

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Speaker 1: Yep, anyway, but okay, so the whole point of this

480
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Speaker 1: whole long explanation is this. So I talked with this

481
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Speaker 1: I've been trying to get in touch with these drone

482
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Speaker 1: light show companies, which obviously it's a real niche things

483
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Speaker 1: nobody even knows they fucking exist. I get in touch

484
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Speaker 1: with this one guy. I have a full conversation with

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Speaker 1: him today. I explain I'm a comedian. I want to

486
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Speaker 1: do this comedy show in the sky. He gives me

487
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Speaker 1: a quote. It's so fucking expensive. It's being forty thousand

488
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Speaker 1: dollars for a ten minute show.

489
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's crazy, that's bananas.

490
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Speaker 2: That's bananas.

491
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Speaker 1: But then I get an email from another place that

492
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Speaker 1: I had contacted go on and it just says like,

493
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Speaker 1: and I'm not using any of the names because I

494
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Speaker 1: have no idea if this is true or not, but

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Speaker 1: it says, thanks for reaching out. Let me know if

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Speaker 1: you have a minute and want to discuss my phone

497
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Speaker 1: what you're thinking. He has his information, and then at

498
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Speaker 1: the bottom of every email, this is part of his

499
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Speaker 1: email signature. It says alert if you have ever been

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Speaker 1: in contact with name of company or name of individual, Yeah,

501
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: discontinue conversations and report it to the police, FBI or Interpol.

502
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Speaker 2: If you have ever exchanged money. He is a wanted

503
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Speaker 2: man for defrauding schemes through drone light show up front payments.

504
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Speaker 5: Beware, we got him, We got it.

505
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,959
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

506
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Speaker 1: Yes, there is a drone light show competition going on.

507
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Speaker 1: I mean, like it's an It is is so strange,

508
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: It is so strange. So I'm gonna call this guy.

509
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Speaker 1: I haven't had it, didn't have a chance. I got

510
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Speaker 1: this email right before we started recording.

511
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Speaker 2: But I have to. I mean, I gotta find out.

512
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 2: This is so exciting.

513
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what a scam of the century. That

514
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 3: guy is forty k doesn't exist. I mean, I wish

515
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Speaker 3: he did have the drones. So when he gets arrested

516
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Speaker 3: by inter poll, it says something over the cop.

517
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Speaker 2: Car and flies all the way to the I don't

518
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Speaker 2: know the Hague judge funny idea. I love that. Ah man.

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Speaker 1: Okay, actually, you know what, before I get into my

520
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Speaker 1: next story, let's take a little break here.

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Speaker 3: I love a break.

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Speaker 5: You're all right, we're back.

523
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Speaker 3: Welcome back, Scott.

524
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Speaker 2: Are you ready for Oh?

525
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Speaker 3: Hit me? I would love one.

526
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Speaker 2: Here we go. You know, I got a bunch. I'm

527
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Speaker 2: trying to here's the best one.

528
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Speaker 3: This was a good week for the weird and absurd man,

529
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Speaker 3: really good.

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Speaker 1: This is this is not so much weird, but this

531
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Speaker 1: just goes into confirming a lot of my sci f

532
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Speaker 1: weird sci fi suspicions. So this is mafia distributes food

533
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: to Italy's struggling residents.

534
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Speaker 3: Great.

535
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, so organized crime groups have been offering support to

536
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Speaker 1: quarantine families who have run out of cash. This apparently

537
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 1: is a huge problem in Italy. And also then the

538
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: reason that this is fascinating to me is for anybody

539
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Speaker 1: out there who is a fan of the author William Gibson.

540
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: His last two books, he's like one of my favorite

541
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Speaker 1: sci fi authors, and his last two books have been

542
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: about this far future and it's a post jackpot time

543
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,959
Speaker 1: and the jackpot is where like a bunch of things happened,

544
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: like global economies fell, and yeah, global warming was there,

545
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: but it was all a bunch of little things that

546
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Speaker 1: caused it to sure be like a time of chaos,

547
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: which is essentially what's happening right now. And the only

548
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: the only people left in like two hundred years are

549
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: left in charge is organized crime because they're the only

550
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: ones who can like get it together to like survive

551
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: these kind of like paradigm shaking events and it's.

552
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Speaker 2: Already fucking happening in Italy. Isn't that crazy?

553
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah? That is crazy? But it also they're not all bad,

554
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 3: you know, they're not. If mcmillion's taught us anything, the

555
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 3: mobs not. No, they're not all bad.

556
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: Yeah No, it's just the killing people part that's the problem, right.

557
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 3: Stop killing people, guys. Extortion sucks. Yeah, no, But I

558
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 3: think in Baltimore that would be kind of a known

559
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 3: thing where some of like the bigger I guess drug

560
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 3: dealers would hand out turkeys and Christmas gifts and stuff

561
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 3: and just like make the neighborhoods just support the neighborhoods, yeah,

562
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 3: for one day a year, and then ransack them the

563
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 3: rest of it. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

564
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? I mean, I have nothing really more

565
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 2: than that.

566
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Speaker 1: I don't have a story about them mafia or anything

567
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: like that, but I just thought that the connection, the

568
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: fact that we.

569
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Speaker 2: Are already in the few future is interesting.

570
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're hitting it. I actually got a text today

571
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 3: for my sister who still lives in Maryland, and it

572
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 3: was the In Maryland, this police department put out a

573
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 3: final warning on Facebook that people in Tawnytown, which is

574
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 3: Carol County, I think, have to wear their pants to

575
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 3: go get their mail. And they're like, they're like, where

576
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 3: you're going to start writing your tickets? You have to

577
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: put on pants to go get your mail. Which I

578
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 3: love so much, good old Tawny Town, h man.

579
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Speaker 1: I love sometimes when we're when I'm looking for things

580
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: for the show, I just go through police blotter stuff

581
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: and it is so fun. There's a bunch of calls

582
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Speaker 1: in England that I just didn't I didn't bring it

583
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: up as a as an episode, as an article because

584
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: it just wasn't enough there. But yeah, people calling nine

585
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: nine nine, which is their nine to one one to

586
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: report people snoring. Yeah, sure, like that's like a very

587
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: common They had to tweet about it, be like you

588
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: cannot call nine one one for snory.

589
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 3: Oh I know. Gosh, people are cuckoo, man, People are

590
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 3: just out there actually want one.

591
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to copy this.

592
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 3: Run's a good one. And this is from Billy Gates

593
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 3: of k x AN, not Bill Gates.

594
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: Billy Gates.

595
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: He could have gone with will Gates. He could have

596
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: gone with William Gates. With Billy Gates.

597
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, or he probably has a cool middle name.

598
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 3: But the people do this all the time. Great great

599
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 3: great article title, Here we go, great headline, game warden Meth,

600
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 3: illegal artifacts and baby Yoda on a date night couple hat.

601
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: Wait, Okay, give it to me again because I don't

602
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,719
Speaker 2: even understand it.

603
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 3: So game warden colon uh huh, Meth, illegal artifacts and

604
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 3: baby Yoda on date night Comma couple hat. Sure, here

605
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 3: we go, Hays County, Texas. I also great copy for

606
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 3: a sentence. Great job, Billy Gates. It's never a dull

607
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 3: day for Texas Park and Wildlife Apartment game Wardens. I

608
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 3: believe that to be a true sentence. By the way,

609
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 3: So this one is about It involves a date night

610
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 3: with crystal, meth, illegal digging, and a baby Yoda. The

611
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 3: Hayes County Warden responded to the scene after receiving a

612
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 3: photo from a camera that showed a man and a

613
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 3: woman trespassing. Simple enough, we've all trespassed. The couple was

614
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 3: digging on an archaeological Native American barrel ground site on

615
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 3: the property, of course they were. The warden found them

616
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 3: in a hole previously dug by other trespassers. Before the

617
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 3: warden could say anything to either person, he said, the

618
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 3: man hastily stood up and said he wasn't digging for

619
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 3: arrowheads at all, and that he quote, and I'm gonna

620
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 3: say this very slowly and clearly hates diggers end quote.

621
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 3: It was later learned that the couple were a husband

622
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 3: wife and they were out on a date. Yes, of course,

623
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,959
Speaker 3: so the couple was detained and placed in the warden's vehicle,

624
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 3: where the wardens Department says the man admitted that he

625
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: had a glass pipe in his pocket that he used

626
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 3: to smoke CBD oils very popular these days. It was shaped,

627
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 3: it was shaped like baby Yoda and had a small

628
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 3: and had small clear and white crystals, consistent with the

629
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: look of crystal math. I mean, yeah, he's.

630
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: Just out there smoking CBD oils. I'm down from how

631
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: much he hates people who dig holes.

632
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 3: Yes, this is so great. So the game morten or

633
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 3: the warden separates them as you do, and goes to

634
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 3: speak to the woman, and she said they had no

635
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 3: idea they were on private, private property. The warden says, hey,

636
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 3: you walked by a couple no trespassing signs to get here,

637
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 3: After the warden finished talking to the woman, he returned

638
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 3: to his vehicle and the baby Yoda pipe was not

639
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 3: where he left it. The warden asked the man if

640
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 3: he knew where the pipe went. I mean maybe it

641
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 3: was Native American spirits. I don't know, and the man

642
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 3: replied he didn't know. The warden looked around and found

643
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 3: the pipe broken in half in the middle of a

644
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 3: fresh footprint feet from the vehicle. God, this is a

645
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: full proof plan.

646
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: Man, At least you know. I assumed it would have

647
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: been up the butt.

648
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

649
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought the guy would have shoved it right

650
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: up his butt first.

651
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 3: May make him earn it, maya. So the warden looked

652
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: through the woman's purse and found several rubber garden gloves,

653
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 3: each with four Native American artifacts inside of them. Oh

654
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 3: my god, I know, here's the the most this week

655
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 3: thing that could have happened. So the San Marcos Police

656
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 3: took the couple to Hayes County Jail. On the wheel

657
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 3: way to jail, the police said, the man claimed he

658
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Speaker 3: had coronavirus, leaning forward through the partition and aggressively coughed

659
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Speaker 3: towards the officers. I mean great guy.

660
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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Watch yeah, what a piece of shit.

661
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Speaker 3: Both were charged with criminal trespass and antiquities code violations.

662
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Speaker 2: Wow, So I ever heard of that? I wonder.

663
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: I guess they had arrowheads, right, like that's what those

664
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Speaker 1: yeah or something?

665
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Speaker 3: I mean their artifacts must be or pots. I mean

666
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 3: Native Americans made a lot of stuff. Who knows.

667
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, And you know what, I just want

668
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: to take a moment to thank meth sure for a

669
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: lot of stories we do on this podcast.

670
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 3: Absolutely just do without it.

671
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 1: What would you do without meth? It is a fatkin

672
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 1: fascinating drug.

673
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 3: It is.

674
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 2: It is.

675
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 3: And I one weird thing is everybody I know always

676
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 3: tells me that they either are from like their high

677
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 3: school or where they live now is the meth capital

678
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 3: of the United States. I'm sure there are listeners right

679
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 3: now that go no, but seriously, my town is like

680
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 3: the meth capital the United States and what there? And

681
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 3: I used to be like, you're a liar and an idiot,

682
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 3: But now I'm like, maybe it is. Maybe the whole

683
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 3: country is the meth capital the United States. Maybe it

684
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 3: is everywhere, And everybody does have the right to claim

685
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 3: that they're number one.

686
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean because we talk a lot about the

687
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: opioid epidemic in the country. It definitely does it. It

688
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 1: seems like there's more methan than heroin. But who knows,

689
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong. It just seems like maybe meth doesn't

690
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: kill you as quick. You just keep going, just more

691
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: acting and just generating more stories. Keep going, guys.

692
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need it, We need the content. Don't hurt anyone.

693
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: Don't hurt anyone. Don't hurt yourself, I mean, eventually get clean.

694
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 4: Guys.

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00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: Yes, but you know, keep it going. Tiger Tiger, we

696
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: wouldn't have had any of Tiger King.

697
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 3: And that meth and thank god. Yeah, keep it going.

698
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 3: Don't hurt anybody, find help, but keep it going, but

699
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 3: find him.

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00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 2: Are you ready for one?

701
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 3: Hit me?

702
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 2: This is so funny. Okay, you might you might have

703
00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 2: seen this.

704
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: One man accidentally ejects himself from jet two thousand, five

705
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: hundred feet in the air.

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00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 3: Oh boy, as you always do.

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00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: There's so many questions. So this guy Okay, So this

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Speaker 1: is again. This is from a website called NDTV ndtv

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Speaker 1: dot com and it is written by Sonya Jane. So

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00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: a Frenchman accidentally ejected himself ejected himself from a fighter

711
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: jet tumbled through the sky before landing in a field,

712
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: so he minor injuries, got away with minor.

713
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 2: Yeah he is.

714
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: He's an executive at a military weapons company, so first off,

715
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: he can go fuck himself. Yeah, the sixty four years

716
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: old and his employees had organized a surprise joy ride

717
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: for him in a fighter jet, a Dessault Raphael BH and.

718
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 2: He had no previous military aviation experience.

719
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 3: Great, I mean, what a joy ride they succeeded. By

720
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 3: the way, this is very insane, Okay, I keep going.

721
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Speaker 2: Sorry, So the.

722
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: So so like his like you know people who he

723
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 1: works with, was like, hey, we got you this jet.

724
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:20,479
Speaker 2: Ride for them.

725
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: You know they they they are arms dealers, so they

726
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: would love this. They think this is so excitingentrific. This

727
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 1: specific arms dealer, this specific French arms dealer, was so nervous,

728
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: but he didn't know if he could say no.

729
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 2: Of course he couldn't say no.

730
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Speaker 1: They organized a fucking fighter jet to take him up

731
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Speaker 1: in and so he gets in the plane. For some

732
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Speaker 1: reason in the article, they have his how many beats

733
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: per minuted his heart was, so they must have been

734
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: like checking to make sure his heart was beating at

735
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: a rate of one hundred and twenty one hundred and

736
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: forty five beats a minute leading light. Wow, he's already

737
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: fucking having a panic attack.

738
00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 2: Yeah before whoa good for him? Yeah.

739
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: And then during the flight, when the pilot began to climb,

740
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: the man panicked and reached for something.

741
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 2: To hold on to.

742
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, he ended up grabbing the ejector's seat button got him.

743
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's so good.

744
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 2: Oh my God.

745
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: To make matters even worse, he had neglected to secure

746
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: his helmet properly, which went flying into the air as

747
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: he was ejected for the fighter jets.

748
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the nerdiest part ever. God, that's so dorky.

749
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 2: It's so dorky.

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Speaker 1: You would imagine if you're like I build weapons for

751
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: people to destroy other people with, you would be a

752
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: bit more chill about being in a fighter jet.

753
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 3: I want an ejector's seat, not in my car, in

754
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 3: my house so bad, Like instead of a panic room,

755
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 3: imagine if people broke in, you could hop in a chair,

756
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 3: buckle your seat.

757
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 2: But a pull thing.

758
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 3: It launched you two thousand feet in the air and

759
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 3: then just to shoot open a canopy open and.

760
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 2: You just sailed away I don't know, a mile and

761
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 2: a half.

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Speaker 1: It would be perfect for you because you're on the

763
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: side of a hillside.

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00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 2: You just fly away.

765
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 3: I know. I practice all the time. I mentally close

766
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 3: my eyes and just visualize myself rocketing through the ceiling

767
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 3: and sailing to Glendale.

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Speaker 1: It is also so funny that, like, if a fighter

769
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: jet that like takes people commercially up for a flight,

770
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't just disable the ejector's seat button for the guy, Yeah,

771
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: you know, like it should be just the other guy,

772
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: Like the pilot can like eject him, but he can't

773
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: eject himself.

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00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how high was he? Like two five

775
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 2: hundred feet in the air. That's high.

776
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 3: That's pretty high.

777
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 2: I mean for a human to be, you know, I

778
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 2: mean yeah, and they're.

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00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 3: Probably ejected him another forty feet up. Ejector seat is

780
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 3: also like the most Mary Melodies road runner thing that

781
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 3: actually exists.

782
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: Yes, it really really is. I agree.

783
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: It is like the most classic cartoon thing is to

784
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: be ejected from something in a.

785
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 2: Seat, and it exists. So funny.

786
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 3: Probably saves lives all the time. That's well. And so

787
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 3: he lived. He didn't have a heart attack, which.

788
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 2: Is minor injuries.

789
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 3: Wow.

790
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 1: I mean, like he didn't even break his legs coming

791
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: down from a you know, you know, the parachute ride.

792
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 2: Better story, better story for this guy. Yeah.

793
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 3: Oh, he lucked out on this one.

794
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope he reconsiders his life choices after

795
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: this and stop working for arms dealer.

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00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, well, what a loser. I'll give us a

797
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 3: lightweight one. But I have a really good one. Here's

798
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 3: a quickie. Here's just a quickie. Give me, quickie, give me.

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Speaker 3: This is from alcohol dot Org.

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Speaker 2: I love it. This is my class. This I go

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Speaker 2: here for all my news.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and recipes and okay. So and this was They

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Speaker 3: did a study in Wyoming and found out that twenty

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Speaker 3: five percent of Wyoming workers who are newly employed from

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00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 3: home are slamming back a few drinks during the work hours.

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00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah.

807
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 3: So they asked three thousand American workers and the drink

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00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 3: of choice among work from home boozers, and it's beer.

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00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 3: People are drinking beer on the clock, probably the safest choice, honestly.

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00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: Probably, of course. And you know that's a that's a

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00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 1: great daytime drunk.

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00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,800
Speaker 3: Oh God, if you're around the house doing spreadsheets, crack

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00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 3: a couple keystones.

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00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 2: Get into it, guys, you deserve it. Twenty five percent here.

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Speaker 3: This is from the article.

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00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: Does twenty five percent seem high to you?

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00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:20,439
Speaker 3: Kurt?

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00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 2: Twenty five percent of people who are working, home or drinking.

819
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, it seems low to me.

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Speaker 3: There you go. Of our neighboring states, Wyoming, the only

821
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 3: state with a lower percentage of boozers is South Dakotan's

822
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 3: twenty two percent. And this is the best sentence of

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00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 3: the whole thing. Arkansas actually had the lowest admitted percent,

824
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 3: which is eight percent total. But that can't be true.

825
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:52,399
Speaker 3: I've been to Arkansas. There's no way. Great East food, yeah,

826
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Speaker 3: Fort Smith, I think great Vietnamese food. Hawaiians flat out

827
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 3: don't care. A full two thirds of them are opening

828
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 3: up the hatch while working.

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00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 2: Yes, what a reason to move to Hawaii.

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Speaker 3: Sixty six percent.

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00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: Of sixty six percent drinking. I love it.

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00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: That is like, because, yeah, if it's beautiful out and

833
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: you can know you got your windows open, yeah, fresh

834
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 1: salt air coming in, you gotta have a beer.

835
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 3: Here is the one I wanted to share with you.

836
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 3: Another great headline. This one is written by a woman

837
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 3: that goes by Miss doll. This is from this of course,

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00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 3: Miss doll. This is from this week.

839
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 2: Your first name is miss. It could be my ss, all.

840
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 3: Right, cute name. Maybe it's a man who cares m

841
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 3: and the headline reads as follows. Bodybuilder postpones a wedding

842
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 3: to his love doll amid the COVID nineteen outbreak. So

843
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 3: last March, Yuri uh Kalochko, a Kazakhstan based bodybuilder and actor,

844
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 3: got engaged to his sex doll Margo. So far, so

845
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 3: good now, according to the Daily Star, I read it

846
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: every day. The wedding was supposed to take place on

847
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 3: March twenty seventh, but was postponed due to self isolation

848
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 3: measures brought on by the outbreak time out.

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Speaker 1: He like the doll, doesn't the doll's with him? Why

850
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: can't he just keep getting married? He wants other people

851
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: at his weird, fucked up doll marriage.

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00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's a bodybuild. Also, I'm posting this

853
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 3: one on Instagram the week this comes out because this

854
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 3: guy's photo is fantastic. True bodybuilder, Like not one of

855
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 3: those guys. It's like, I'm a bodybuilding and you're like

856
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 3: you worked out in high school. This guy he's got

857
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 3: the he's got the look. Telochko said he chose March

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00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 3: twenty seventh because it's very important to him since it

859
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 3: is also World Theater Day twenty twenty. Did not know

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00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 3: that as soon as it's over, here's this quote. He says,

861
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 3: as soon as the health crisis is over, he and

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00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 3: his love doll will celebrate our wedding for several days straight. Eight.

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00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 3: I mean, this guy loves attention and we're giving it

864
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 3: to him. And on his Instagram post, they have one

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Speaker 3: of Toluchko and Margo again his sex doll not a

866
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 3: real thing, I mean, not a real person. Are scene

867
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 3: wearing black face masks with cute drawings on them. Us

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00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 3: appears to have an animated kiddie mouth. It says take

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00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 3: care of your health underneath, and the pink haired love

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00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 3: doll has oh picks up Margo and carries her princess

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00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 3: style into an elevator.

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00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 2: Don't know what that means? Not a writer, more of

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00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 2: an actor. Move.

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00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 3: And then of the hundreds of fans who comment and

875
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 3: commented on the video below, one really nailed it and said,

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Speaker 3: I really hope she doesn't get sick. Make sure to

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00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 3: keep that mask on her, to which Toluchko replied, okay, okay, Bro,

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Speaker 3: So we send we send our deepest sympathies to Uluchko,

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Speaker 3: to your reco.

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Speaker 1: I also want to give them a high five for

881
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Speaker 1: the best comeback.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, bro.

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Speaker 3: You know your doll that can't get sicky?

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Speaker 1: You're going to comment to comment on a comment with

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Speaker 1: that with a meaningless okay okay, bro is typical of

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Speaker 1: someone who would marry a sex doll.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you ever see that? I think it was

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Speaker 3: a BBC special Real Dolls and the Men Who Love Them.

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Speaker 1: No, I've heard about it though, and that they have

890
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: like really intense it's a relationships with these things.

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00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 3: It's old too, like sex dolls. Whitney Cummings had a

892
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 3: great sex doll bit in her latest special, which was

893
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 3: really good, where she had a sex doll that made

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Speaker 3: of her right, Yeah, and she it's really funny. That

895
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 3: bit is so funny and it kind of looks like her.

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Speaker 3: But that that documentary is like a must watch. I mean,

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Speaker 3: if you have nowhere to go, if you're listening from home,

898
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Speaker 3: you're not commuting. I think it's called Real Dolls and

899
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 3: the Men Who love them British fascinating. Opened my eyes

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Speaker 3: to it. I think it's probably ten or more years old.

901
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Speaker 3: But yeah, Margo, Margo will have her beautiful wedding one day.

902
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Speaker 2: One day. It's so weird. Yeah, just.

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Speaker 1: I mean like, if we could afford to get him

904
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Speaker 1: a bunch of other sex dolls who could attend the wedding,

905
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Speaker 1: then he could do it. He could do it, doesn't matter.

906
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Speaker 1: I know, I wonder if he's really expensive. They're like

907
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Speaker 1: thousands and thousands of dollars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And then in the original I think that that

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Speaker 3: great HBO series that Real Sex had him on once too,

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00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 3: and they were like, however many they used to sell

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Speaker 3: in the late nineties, But then it was like how

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Speaker 3: many male sex dolls did you sell? Like he's like, yeah,

913
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Speaker 3: we make man, you can get replacement penises, you can

914
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Speaker 3: get whatever you want. And it was something like they

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00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 3: sold two thousand female reel dolls and like eight eight

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Speaker 3: male dolls.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's like, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't need a naked gou the boner sitting around all

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Speaker 3: the time. I mean, maybe the choir, maybe the choir

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00:46:59,200 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 3: changes that.

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Speaker 2: The car changes it. Guys, yes, oh man, well, Scotty,

922
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Speaker 2: we did it. Again.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, It's such a pleasure every time.

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Speaker 2: Such a pleasure. Thank you for being here. Thank you

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00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 2: everybody listening. This is new. This is our third week,

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Speaker 2: this is our third episode.

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Speaker 1: give us a rating. That stuff actually matters, even though.

929
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Speaker 2: It seems stupid and lame. And if you like it,

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Speaker 2: tell people about it. We would love that, would you know,

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Speaker 2: we would love it.

932
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Speaker 1: And then yeah, come back next week when we will

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Speaker 1: find out, hopefully the exciting conclusion to which Drone Light

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