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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is two pigs in a blanket. It's not

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Speaker 1: about food. We'll get into it. Let you know.

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Speaker 2: I have not seen this letter, but please do not

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Speaker 2: stop me from being who I am in this letter.

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Speaker 1: What you say, I'm not making any promises. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll find out what that letter is all about in

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Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for

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Speaker 1: the nephew. He's here with today's prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for his nept What you.

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Speaker 3: Want one scoop of two scoops of stupid?

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Speaker 1: What you want to one?

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Speaker 4: Two?

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Speaker 5: You want to?

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Speaker 6: Two scoops of stupid? I got it for you this

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Speaker 6: right here. Give me my arm back, give me that's

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Speaker 6: that's what I have. Really, give me my arm back.

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Speaker 6: Let's go cat down.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm yes, this is Philip. Hey, how you doing?

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Speaker 4: Who is this?

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Speaker 7: Are you a Philip?

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Speaker 5: Up?

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Speaker 7: Is that who you are?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 4: This is Philip?

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Speaker 7: Okay, there is there is your son. Do you know

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Speaker 7: what darre is?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Calm down, Yes, okay, this is my son. Yes

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Speaker 7: First of all, is your son. There is he there

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Speaker 7: at the house right now? Okay?

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Speaker 4: That okay, that's not the issue. What the issue is

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Speaker 4: what he what he needs?

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Speaker 7: Sir? My name is Burns, okay, and I live two

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Speaker 7: streets over from y'all. Do your son play with a

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Speaker 7: boy named t I'm a tenmith.

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Speaker 4: Yes, they grew up together. They play ball together. That

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Speaker 4: that's where they are now. They playing ball right now?

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Speaker 7: What they're playing? BALI right now?

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Speaker 4: Sit them down there at the park to play ball.

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Speaker 7: And then, oh they always at the park. That's what

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Speaker 7: I need to know. I need to know where they at.

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Speaker 7: Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 4: Hold'll say, Hold'll say what you need to know where

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Speaker 4: they at for? And what you're finna do? What is the.

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Speaker 7: Problem that boy Darious and Till come they say they

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Speaker 7: was walking up my street today that came over here.

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Speaker 7: I have a prosthetic arm. My right arm is prosthetic,

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Speaker 7: and they know.

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Speaker 4: What Hold hold on say, Oh you say you got

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Speaker 4: a prosthetic arm.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I do. My right arm is a prosthetic arm.

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Speaker 7: And them boys came over what they got to do

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Speaker 7: with my son? Your boy and that boy them came

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Speaker 7: over here and pulled my arm off of me. And

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Speaker 4: Hold all saying hold on, taking hold all saying, you

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Speaker 4: trying to tell me that that you lost your arm

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Speaker 4: to my son and his friend and they ran off

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Speaker 4: with your arm. They went around and play basketball. Is

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Speaker 4: that what you're telling me?

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Speaker 7: So I'm telling you that I don't know what. I

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Speaker 7: didn't know nothing about no basketball. They didn't came and

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Speaker 7: took my prosthetic arm off of me.

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Speaker 4: I'm not saying, oh, hold on saying, let me tell

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Speaker 4: you something that doesn't sound like what something my son

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Speaker 4: and where they're going at all times, and that's not

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Speaker 7: I'm sick of parents talking about what their kid will

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Speaker 7: when they ain't with y'all. I'm glad you just told me.

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Speaker 7: They'll say you at the park, because I'm gonna go

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Speaker 7: right over here to this park now and from when

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Speaker 7: I found him, I'm gonna work and get my all back.

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Speaker 4: Okay, hold hold on, hold on, say hold on this

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Speaker 4: say that you're gonna go do something that I know

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Speaker 7: Mean exactly what I'm saying. They got my How you

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Speaker 8: Sir?

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Speaker 4: Okay, look, let's try to keep disrespectful.

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Speaker 4: All right, you say they got your arm? Right, how

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Speaker 4: about this? Going to go get my boys? Okay? First

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Speaker 4: of all, I will meet you at the park.

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Speaker 8: All right, I will meet.

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Speaker 4: You at the park, and we're gonna talk to talk

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Speaker 7: They got my arm.

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Speaker 4: Third, with all due respect, okay, you're talking about my son,

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Speaker 4: and I know what he is capable of doing and

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Speaker 4: older people like that, especially with somebody with it with

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Speaker 4: a empairment or disablement or whatever you got. I'm sorry

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Speaker 7: I'm not trying to help. I'm trying. I'm asking you,

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Speaker 7: what do you not think taking somebody all is disrespectful.

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Speaker 7: That's disrespectful to take of all man and run down

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Speaker 7: the street with sir, disrespectful?

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Speaker 4: But what what is not? What is not disrespectful? Also,

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Speaker 4: is you telling me you're gonna go up there and

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Speaker 4: what my son and that's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 7: Okay, do That's what I'm gonna do. I'm sign up

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Speaker 4: Okay, all all second, sir, you're gonna do watching my son?

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Speaker 7: I'm a son up as soon as I get to

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Speaker 7: this park. And that's with it because they talk my

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Speaker 4: Me tell you something. You'll call me up disrespecting me

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Speaker 4: and threatening my son. Do you know what you're talking to?

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what you do?

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Speaker 5: Say you what? You could?

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Speaker 4: Wait to that part and just read all my son wrong? Okay,

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Speaker 4: say his name wrong? Okay, say it and then I

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Speaker 4: tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take your

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Speaker 7: Gonna tell you something. Let me tell you something. I

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Speaker 7: don't think. Don't think I can't whoop with this going on,

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Speaker 7: because I'm there. I whooped you in your song this

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Speaker 7: one on. I'll punish you, man.

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Speaker 4: Okay, come on, you ain't gonna know what to do

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Speaker 4: with your life because you can't find your arm. You

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Speaker 5: You don't know.

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Speaker 7: You don't know what happened in my arm. You don't

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Speaker 8: You don't know what happened.

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Speaker 4: You quiet?

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Speaker 7: You know you know I know what happened in my arm.

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Speaker 4: Why are you crying? We asked you something, mister sincidive?

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Speaker 4: What what's the problem?

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Speaker 7: You know know what? You don't know how I lost

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Speaker 7: don't know how you've lost your arm. Really, I don't

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Speaker 7: give it.

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Speaker 4: You just I don't know who got your n My

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Speaker 4: son ain't got your arm.

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Speaker 7: Know your son? You know he don't he don't have

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Speaker 7: my arm. Tell me tell me got my aunt? Who

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Speaker 7: got your on?

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Speaker 8: Temmy got it?

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Speaker 7: Tommy? Tell me got it? Tell me the one got

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Speaker 7: the arm? Joe?

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Speaker 4: Who tell me?

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Speaker 7: Man Tommy man nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Man,

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Speaker 7: Your son Darius fifteen year old, got me the frank phone.

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Speaker 8: Call you, oh.

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Speaker 7: Yo, man, yo yo.

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Speaker 4: He called you and told you that. Told me don't

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Speaker 4: punishment I knew he wasn't gonna do no your purnishment

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Speaker 4: double time. Now, Oh man, you a y'all something else?

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Speaker 7: Oh man, hey man, I gotta ask you, man, what's

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Speaker 7: the what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio

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Speaker 7: show in the.

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Speaker 4: Last the Steve Harvey Morning Show you already know.

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Speaker 5: Ba and now you have it and took that old

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Speaker 5: man arm and took them kids and took it down

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Speaker 5: there at the park.

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Speaker 3: Man brought me.

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Speaker 2: You got a person on the show that will allow

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Speaker 2: you to call him stupid.

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Speaker 1: Oh to the caller that called last.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well yeah, I mean she he likes my

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Speaker 6: stupid you. You're really a stupid Mirrid Prince. I messter Harvey.

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Speaker 6: I don't like the way you did what you did,

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Speaker 6: what you said about the other people. You're so stupid, man.

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Speaker 2: If you listen bad.

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Speaker 3: All right, then you're coming to the Funny Ball. Coming

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Speaker 3: to the Funny Ball on this Friday and Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: Tickets on sale right now. Laying in the cut, I

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Speaker 3: think it's almost hold out. That's Virginia Beach Baby Funny

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Speaker 3: but one. On seventeenth and eighteenth, the Nephew is coming to town.

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Speaker 3: Laying in to cut timy Teas.

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Speaker 6: That's Oakland, California, December eight nine and ten, and then

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Speaker 6: December fifteen, sixteen to seventeenth to Coma Washington. That is

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Speaker 6: Nate Jackson's super Funny Comedy Club. Put your name on it, Nate,

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Speaker 6: I will be there. Never been to Tacoma before, but

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Speaker 6: I am on my way. Go ahead and get back

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Speaker 6: to being stupid the way you are because you don't.

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Speaker 3: Like to listen to what people have to see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't do that accent, Tommy, because I get

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Speaker 2: it confused with British.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, let's hear it.

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Speaker 2: You can hold your characters. Come to go out, Boi.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so far Pat twice.

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Speaker 2: Speak, Pat twy, go home, be out, go on, black boy.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna beat that for that for sure. Now. No,

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Speaker 2: but I'm tired now though I want to stop. Oh

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Speaker 2: comes quick, try to stay too long. See right now,

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Speaker 2: I'm goin to go into something else.

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Speaker 1: Now going up next, Strawberry letter. Say two pigs in

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Speaker 1: a blanket, Steve, that's the subject in your accent, two

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Speaker 1: piece of blanket. Right after this, you're listening to Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show