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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone. Crame

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Speaker 1: Wenday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, um, hey is this Brandon? Yeah? Hey, dude,

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Speaker 1: h is weird than I'll call you right now? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. We like we've like talked briefly for like

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Speaker 1: two seconds. But I'm the bus driver that has the

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Speaker 1: route that picks up your kid, and I'm calling all

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Speaker 1: the parents right now on the route because I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be later than usual today. It's not my fault, though,

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Speaker 1: so just let you know, like, wait, you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: he'd be later than usual. I mean, my kid just

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Speaker 1: started taking the bus this year, and you're like late

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Speaker 1: every time every time, and you're calling me today to

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Speaker 1: let me know you're gonna be even later than yeah usual?

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Speaker 1: Were you serious? How about I just call your boss? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Why don't I do the reason? Okay? But today though,

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Speaker 1: like it's not my fault. The bus and mechanical issue

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Speaker 1: is what is it? Every other day's in usually by

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes though right, Like it's only a

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Speaker 1: couple minutes. It doesn't matter. No, it's like ten minutes

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Speaker 1: or so, And now you're going to be later than

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Speaker 1: that calling me. But the okay, so maybe I should

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Speaker 1: have said it different than I'm not going to be

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Speaker 1: there at all today because there's a mechanical issue. The

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Speaker 1: bus is stuck. What do you mean the bus is stuck?

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Speaker 1: How is it stuck? Replacement bus? Then, don't I mean

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Speaker 1: they have them? Well, that's the thing. I haven't called

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Speaker 1: it in yet because I'm still trying to figure it out.

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Speaker 1: So I can't get the bus. I can't get the

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Speaker 1: bus you called in? Yeah, trying to call everybody that's

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Speaker 1: on my route, which is a lot about sixty seventy

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Speaker 1: I know how Yeah, the bus is pretty false. Ye

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Speaker 1: to take the time to call every part of every

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Speaker 1: student or the or you called in to say, hey,

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Speaker 1: I need a bus or somebody else needs to pick

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Speaker 1: these kids up. Yeah. Well, I don't think we need

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Speaker 1: a new bus. It's just to have to get the

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Speaker 1: top of this one fixed because it hit the sign

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Speaker 1: at the drive through. That's and so like I'm just

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Speaker 1: waiting here. You try taking your bus to a drive Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is that why you're late to get some breakfast? Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding? Yes? And I understand your upset, But one

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Speaker 1: most important meal of the day too. Um, just don't

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Speaker 1: go today. I woke up and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: want some Taco Bell really bad. And then so I

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Speaker 1: stopped off at Taco Bell. Usually I'm a jacking the box.

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Speaker 1: I stopped to Taco Bell, and then I don't need

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Speaker 1: to hear where you're usually at. I don't care about

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Speaker 1: your morning routine. Well, oh, it looks like they're gonna

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Speaker 1: get it free, so I might be able to get

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Speaker 1: there in a few minutes. Probably it's a I don't know,

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes or so, because I probably gotta feut some paperwork.

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Speaker 1: Would you want anything? No, I don't want anything. I

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Speaker 1: want you here doing your damn job. Okay picking up? Yeah? No, awesome.

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Speaker 1: They were able to get it unstuck from the drive through, dude,

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Speaker 1: So it looks like I'm gonna be there probably you know,

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Speaker 1: twenty any minutes, Like I said, if that works, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be back on the route. And if you

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Speaker 1: could not tell my boss, I'd appreciate that, And I

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Speaker 1: will definitely bring you whatever you want or something. Are

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Speaker 1: you kid? No, stop talking, be an adult and think

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Speaker 1: about these things before you do them. What if I

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Speaker 1: bring you a Dorito's local taco No, I don't want

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Speaker 1: any fast food. I want your ass fired. Sauce you

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Speaker 1: said to fire. You want a fire sauce? No you,

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Speaker 1: I want you fired. Oh okay, well job should not

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Speaker 1: be driving kids anywhere. That is true, so we're responsible.

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Speaker 1: It's very true. I'm hanging up. Don't hang up. Have

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Speaker 1: a good job. Please don't hang up, because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: What what? What? Slow down? I didn't get that last garbage?

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Speaker 1: What did you say? I said, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your wife. Bailey set you up. I'm not the

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Speaker 1: bus driver. I'm not a bus driver. Yeah, I get

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Speaker 1: that now. My wife Bailey set me up. Yeah. She

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Speaker 1: said that the bus driver is always late, and you've

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Speaker 1: been complaining about it, so he's always yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: And she told me that. And she said she already

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Speaker 1: planned on taking your kids to school today anyway, so

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Speaker 1: I could do this prank phone calls so I don't

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Speaker 1: worry about him. Oh oh great, that's okay. That's a

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