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Speaker 1: Dirty little secret. I'm hoping the person on the phone

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret right now can

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Speaker 1: help me with an issue I'm dealing with. What's that's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret? Text in four one

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Speaker 1: O six one. If you have something to tell us,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. And we always keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: so you can feel free to spill the tea. However

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Speaker 1: he won't doesn't matter. Nobody will know it's your tea

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Speaker 1: because we keep everybody anonymous, and that's why everybody gets

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Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret is TikTok tank

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Speaker 1: talk Oh TikTok the actual social media platform TikTok is on.

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Speaker 1: And I can't get into my TikTok account, my real

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Speaker 1: one or your other last word, and I can't get in.

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Speaker 1: And I've tried to contact them, so maybe they can

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Speaker 1: help me out. But TikTok is on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. Can you help me out, TikTok,

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Speaker 1: I need to get into my account somehow. Hey TikTok here,

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Speaker 1: how you guys doing pretty good? I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like you can help jible. No, no, I

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Speaker 1: guess I can't listen. I got I got a crazy thing. Now.

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Speaker 1: Our family is very big in like these bake offs

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Speaker 1: we do during Are you starting to tell us your

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Speaker 1: secret now? Yes? Okay, sorry, I thought we were still

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Speaker 1: talking about TikTok. Go ahead. What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Your family likes to bake? Well? Yeah, we uh you know,

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Speaker 1: we're like we come from a bunch of crazy bakers.

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Speaker 1: I think, like my great great grandfather owned the bakery

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Speaker 1: or something, and for years since I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: whenever you show up at a family event, you gotta

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Speaker 1: you gotta bake something. And then we have a big contest.

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Speaker 1: Everybody votes and it's all done in relatively good spirit,

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Speaker 1: but it gets competitive, you know. Me and my sister

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Speaker 1: and my brother, we go at it. So to be

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Speaker 1: a part of your family, you gotta bake. You gotta bake,

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Speaker 1: you gotta So I'm like, you know, I became like

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Speaker 1: I show up with a carrot cake, I could just

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Speaker 1: see in their faces the lull of like, oh God,

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Speaker 1: and I just I just own the carrot akee genre. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you're a beast at bacon carrot cake. Yeah, I'm tough.

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Speaker 1: I'm a tough out. I really a problem is the

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Speaker 1: last you know, with the pandemic, we finally got together

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Speaker 1: and I just didn't have time. I was busy with

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Speaker 1: my job and I panicked. I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: like I'm the kid, I got to show up. So

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Speaker 1: there's a bakery not too far down a road for me,

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Speaker 1: and I went in there and I always show up

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Speaker 1: with the special pan that I baked the carrot cake it.

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Speaker 1: So I went up to the guy and he had

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Speaker 1: like two different kinds of carrot cakes. I'm like, I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: it's got to fit inside his pan. He grabbed one

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Speaker 1: and he plopped it in. It was like perfect, and

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Speaker 1: I totally totally had him buy into it. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I think this is the best one ever, and then

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Speaker 1: I want it again. But inside I'm like, oh god,

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Speaker 1: oh wow, your family's bake off. I did and my sister.

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Speaker 1: My sister worked so hard on this like fremd Malay thing,

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Speaker 1: and she got a beach and took her like twenty

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Speaker 1: two hours, and it took me, wow to go to

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Speaker 1: a bakery. You should feel very bad about yourself. I do.

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Speaker 1: I do. Actually I feel bad, but you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm the king and I want to give up my

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Speaker 1: crown just yet. Yeah, but one of my nieces is

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Speaker 1: getting into baking now, and I'm like, and she watches

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Speaker 1: all those shows on TV. So I think my career

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Speaker 1: is as the champ is, You're going to come to

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Speaker 1: a close in a short period of time. All right,

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Speaker 1: so you're the You're the reigning champ of the bake

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Speaker 1: Off in your family. Except you cheated the last time. Yes, well, listen,

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Speaker 1: I did cheat last time, but actually, oh no, I

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Speaker 1: I cheated a little bit more than that. We've been

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Speaker 1: doing this for years. I probably cheated like four or

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Speaker 1: five times. You should be a judge. Maybe that's what

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Speaker 1: I'll do. I'll retire from competition and I'll just judge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you retire now, even though you cheated, you retire

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Speaker 1: a champion, just like Michael Jordan Tom Brady at one

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Speaker 1: point two? Is all? It sound like. I'll be a

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Speaker 1: rod of baking. You know what I'm saying. I don't

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, performance enhancing drugs right to the

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Speaker 1: bakery we got the analogy, all right. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Your secret is

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Speaker 1: safe with us, and it's a pleasure to meet the

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Speaker 1: grand champion of your family's bake off, whoever your family is.

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Speaker 1: Because you're anonymous, we don't know who you are, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. Yeah, apparently TikTok is a mobster

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Speaker 1: from New York who know what's your dirty little secret.