Speaker 1: What holiday traditions do you love? It's a jewel show.
Speaker 1: Is it sitting on the couch with the family after
Speaker 1: reading a big Thanksgiving meal and going oh.
Speaker 2: Horful, sir? Like that more accurate, though?
Speaker 1: Is it listening to Christmas music and feeling like whoever
Speaker 1: sings that baby it's cold outside songs should be reported
Speaker 1: to the police. Well, whatever your favorite holiday traditions are,
Speaker 1: they might be going extinct. I say that because there's
Speaker 1: a trend going viral of people sharing what common American
Speaker 1: traditions might disappear in the next twenty five years. What
Speaker 1: So we'll go over them next so you can see
Speaker 1: what things you like or dislike might be going away.
Speaker 1: For refort it's right after this It's a jewel show.
Speaker 1: Do you have any yearly traditions that you look forward to?
Speaker 1: You know, like singing Christmas carols with the family and
Speaker 1: passing out cookies that you baked. Deck slacks into what
Speaker 1: says holiday spirit, like making sure your neighbors stay regular
Speaker 1: or shooking the Thanksgiving turkey when nobody's looking shooking. If
Speaker 1: you have never shirked a turkey, you've never lived. Oh well,
Speaker 1: there's a tradition going viral of people sharing what common
Speaker 1: American traditions might disappear in the next twenty five years.
Speaker 1: Well over the right now, so you can see what
Speaker 1: things might be disappearing. Maybe you'll be happy about it,
Speaker 1: Maybe you won't. Saint Patrick's Day knows all the list.
Speaker 3: No, that can't go extinct. I like, refuse to let
Speaker 3: that go extinct. Well, I don't think it will. Why
Speaker 3: would it. What's the argument?
Speaker 4: Some people say it's become regional.
Speaker 1: Well, it's where it's still a major thing in some
Speaker 1: areas and not others.
Speaker 2: Well, is that like where more Irish people are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bigger deal in the Northeast and Midwest,
Speaker 1: the south and the west is not as big of
Speaker 1: a deal, they say.
Speaker 4: I could see that.
Speaker 5: There's like a lot of there's a whole like Irish
Speaker 5: community in like different places that celebrated.
Speaker 4: But hello, we've got Irish people.
Speaker 6: Yet everybody likes to.
Speaker 2: Drink and when you're green, yes.
Speaker 1: Pinchment, that's the biggest thing is Yeah, I doubt that'll
Speaker 1: disappear in the next twenty five because people need an excuse.
Speaker 4: To drink all the time.
Speaker 2: It's a money maker.
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe the green part will go away for some reason.
Speaker 7: But the drinking for Saint Patrick will never never go away.
Speaker 6: Yeah go either.
Speaker 2: People like to dress up and drink green beer.
Speaker 1: So it's just going over a trend that's going viral
Speaker 1: with people sharing the top traditions that might be extinct
Speaker 1: in twenty five years. Black Friday it's already gone. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's pretty much gone. I think people still
Speaker 1: do lineup at stores, but since most things have moved online,
Speaker 1: it's become a little bit less of a thing, and
Speaker 1: it's not the same. It's really not the same. You
Speaker 1: should invite people over to your house and then just
Speaker 1: put a laptop in the middle of the room so
Speaker 1: you can all just fight for it to order something
Speaker 1: on Amazon.
Speaker 7: But it was something cool about it though, because my
Speaker 7: brother and I used to meet up for it. Like
Speaker 7: I don't, I'm not a big shopper. I won't do
Speaker 7: Black Friday stuff really, but he enjoyed it so much
Speaker 7: that it was always fun to meet up.
Speaker 4: We get a cup of coffee, we go.
Speaker 7: It was just an excuse to hang out all day
Speaker 7: and the people watch essential, right, and so I do
Speaker 7: kind of enjoy the whole concept of people watching around
Speaker 7: Black Friday, So I think I would be sad if
Speaker 7: that went away. I've never bought anything on Black Friday
Speaker 7: my entire life, what, but I love going and watching it.
Speaker 1: I'm on a TV on Black Friday once because I
Speaker 1: saw a deal and I was like, oh, man, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4: And it was scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's old ladies outside sharpening their elbows. Throw a
Speaker 1: bow right to your chin and grab something.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 5: The deal on TVs are real. But also Black Friday
Speaker 5: is like four days now. Yeah, mister too.
Speaker 1: They made it not one day, so it's a whole
Speaker 1: week of things. It's still as Giving Day. They're not
Speaker 1: even the same though. The deals used to be like
Speaker 1: close to eighty percent off. Now they're like twenty percent off.
Speaker 4: Who wants this? Who wants that? It's like not the same.
Speaker 4: They did a study too that it's not even the
Speaker 4: cheapest that thing's been all year, right, it's like never
Speaker 4: been that.
Speaker 2: Holidays gone by.
Speaker 1: People do skip out on their Thanksgiving dinners to go
Speaker 1: line up in stores.
Speaker 4: Still, that's crazy.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: It's a tradition, I guess, or some another tradition that
Speaker 1: people say might be going away.
Speaker 4: In twenty five here's Christmas cards that's kind of already
Speaker 4: going extinct.
Speaker 1: Might already be dying out because of social media. Just
Speaker 1: post it or send letters and post it. You sent
Speaker 1: a letter, of course, that's mail, and I get so
Speaker 1: much junk mail. If somebody sends me a Christmas card,
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna miss it and throw it away.
Speaker 4: What okay?
Speaker 5: The thing with the Christmas cards too, and I and
Speaker 5: I feel kind of weird about it because I always
Speaker 5: get them from all my friends that have families and kids,
Speaker 5: and then there's just me that can't like give out
Speaker 5: the Christmas card unless it's like me being the fifth
Speaker 5: way with my family. But when it's over, I throw
Speaker 5: them away keep it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then I mean, we have a big box, and
Speaker 5: I always feel bad because it's pictures of people I love.
Speaker 5: But I feel bad throwing that stuff away too.
Speaker 1: I actually wish people wouldn't send me that so I
Speaker 1: didn't have to throw it away because I do feel bad.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not going to keep it, like it's
Speaker 1: a shoe box under my bed.
Speaker 4: What do you want to do?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, beautiful photos.
Speaker 7: I love you so much, but to be fair, we
Speaker 7: get magnets and send them to the grandparents for my daughter,
Speaker 7: and their fridges are just covered in that's usable.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another tradition that people think will be extinct in twenty
Speaker 1: five years. Trigger treating in your own neighborhood. Yeah, richies.
Speaker 1: People go other places to trigger treat. I don't think
Speaker 1: you off in your own neighborhood.
Speaker 7: I don't think I've taken my daughter trigger treating in
Speaker 7: our own neighborhood since she.
Speaker 9: Was like five, Wait, what do you take her? Just
Speaker 9: go wherever the biggest houses are. Yeah, you just park
Speaker 9: like ony park down the street and treat.
Speaker 1: Well, basically, you treat trigger treating like if you were
Speaker 1: a home invasion. You're like, where's the nice neighborhood with
Speaker 1: the big houses. We'll go case that out for a while,
Speaker 1: and that's where we'll go trigger treat and then you
Speaker 1: get one.
Speaker 2: It's all show. It's a big, showy house. And then
Speaker 2: candy bar.
Speaker 4: That's true. Egg.
Speaker 1: Another tradition people think will be going away in three
Speaker 1: and five years bobbing for apples at Halloween. When's the
Speaker 1: last time you bob for an apple?
Speaker 10: Never?
Speaker 4: I'm scared of drowning.
Speaker 2: High school, but maybe yeah, scared of ting.
Speaker 4: I go too hard on it.
Speaker 8: All the body.
Speaker 4: Too competitive for that.
Speaker 1: The number one tradition that people think will be going away,
Speaker 1: it's not a holiday tradition necessarily, but gender reveal parties
Speaker 1: they think will go away in the next twenty five.
Speaker 4: Years old that.
Speaker 3: I don't think they will, though, because people like having
Speaker 3: cutesy things, qutey photo things such for Instagram.
Speaker 4: So I don't think they're going to go away.
Speaker 1: I think they'll be made illegal at some point because
Speaker 1: there's been too many forest fires.
Speaker 4: Caused by force. Is a plane crash one of them? Yeah,
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like going to be a limit, like how
Speaker 2: big they can be.
Speaker 4: Only we're just not allowed to post it. Because if
Speaker 4: you tell people they can't post it, they'll they'll stop
Speaker 4: doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because then, yeah, because you have is the only
Speaker 1: reason to do things in life anymore is to post it.
Speaker 2: It's another Jebile phone.
Speaker 4: Frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I was
Speaker 4: looking for Chadwick.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I go by Chad.
Speaker 4: Oh, hello, Chad, This is Juniper.
Speaker 8: Okay, you're coming over, Juniper. Oh, uncle June, yes, I'm sorry,
Speaker 8: I've heard of you. It is uncle June.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're dating my niece Maggie.
Speaker 8: That's right, Yes, and we are coming to your house
Speaker 8: for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: When on board though, Yes, I can't wait to have
Speaker 4: you for dinner.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's gonna be fun. Yes, we need to bring anything.
Speaker 4: No, I'll have everything ready to go here for you
Speaker 4: and all of the guests.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 4: It's so nice to me.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 11: Well, I got your phone number from Maggie because this
Speaker 11: is the first Thanksgiving that you're spending with our family.
Speaker 4: We're a fun bunch. We're a fun bunch.
Speaker 8: Yes, she says, you guys are have a good time.
Speaker 11: I just wanted to call and see as I get
Speaker 11: my menu prepared to have you for dinner on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4: Is there any dietary restrictions that I need to be
Speaker 4: paying attention?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 8: Pretty much? Eat whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm watching you?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 11: Oh, I just said great, that sounds fantastic. What do
Speaker 11: you like to drink typically during a Thanksgiving feast?
Speaker 8: Okay, it's kind of sounded like you said you were
Speaker 8: watching me.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't say that I was watching you. I
Speaker 4: don't know where you heard that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe it was just a phone line you right now?
Speaker 13: What there you go in?
Speaker 8: You sound like you said it again.
Speaker 4: It sounded like I said what It.
Speaker 8: Sounded like you said you were watching me?
Speaker 11: Oh well, that would be an interesting thing to say.
Speaker 11: I was just called about having you for dinner and Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 8: Right, right, all right? So yeah, look up for no dietary.
Speaker 8: What what's that I swear I saw? Okay, it sounded
Speaker 8: a lot like you said you were watching me.
Speaker 4: I don't think I said anything of that sort. Maybe
Speaker 4: I'm washing the dishes. Did I say that? Maybe if
Speaker 4: I wash this?
Speaker 8: I didn't hear this.
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 8: Okay? Now you now you clearly said you you can
Speaker 8: see me.
Speaker 4: I think I was saying, what's going on right there?
Speaker 11: I was saying, I can see to you next to
Speaker 11: Maggie and whoever else you would like? Is there anybody
Speaker 11: else you'd like to be seated next to?
Speaker 8: No, just being me and Maggie. We'll be all right.
Speaker 4: I can see you.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 14: There you go again.
Speaker 8: Look you are clearly he's saying, I'm watching you and
Speaker 8: I can see you. That is that Sh'S super creepy, dude,
Speaker 8: you're giving me weird vibes. There's no way I am
Speaker 8: coming over to your house for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 13: All right, I'm talking to Maggie.
Speaker 8: We're gonna can't now, I'm sorry. You just forget it,
Speaker 8: don't even worry about it.
Speaker 1: That was so funny because this is actually Jewel from
Speaker 1: the Jubeil Show doing a phone brank on you and
Speaker 1: your girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Maggie set you up.
Speaker 8: Oh man, I'm starting to wonder about her family. You know,
Speaker 8: you got me wondering, like, am I do I even
Speaker 8: need to be with this girl where her family is?
Speaker 1: Like, oh, she made up her uncle June's house and
Speaker 1: going over there for Thanksgiving to messing with you.
Speaker 8: Wait, so we're not going to her uncle's house for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4: No, no, she doesn't have an uncle Jay. You're going
Speaker 4: somewhere else.
Speaker 8: Oh man, Yeah, you better quit with that.
Speaker 4: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone for time for
Speaker 4: what's trending with me? Wail.
Speaker 5: Olivia Rodrigo is out here having everybody ask guys before
Speaker 5: they go on dates if they'd like to go to space. Oh,
Speaker 5: because this is her new test. Listen to her explain
Speaker 5: her red flag before she goes out with anybody.
Speaker 4: So I hope you're happy and Magazine that's not that's
Speaker 4: not it.
Speaker 5: Here we go Hold up, I always ask them if
Speaker 5: they think that they would want to go to space,
Speaker 5: and if they say yes, I don't.
Speaker 4: But here's just think, if you want to go to space,
Speaker 4: you're a little too full of yourself.
Speaker 2: I think it's just weird.
Speaker 4: There's kind of all of yourself if you want to
Speaker 4: go to space.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's kind of some some truth to that.
Speaker 2: But what if you're like, hey, you're like a Star
Speaker 2: Trek fan. Don't they hang out in space?
Speaker 4: You haven't been curious about space?
Speaker 5: I think you can tell if it's somebody that's curious
Speaker 5: about space, if you're like an Elon Musk, or like
Speaker 5: if you're somebody that's like, I'm gonna pay one hundred
Speaker 5: thousand dollars to go up in the space blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it became a pretentious thing for a minute there
Speaker 5: because that one ship that what's his name, Richard Branson
Speaker 5: was working on and then it was like gonna go
Speaker 5: out into space and if you wanted to have a
Speaker 5: seat on it, you had to pay all this money,
Speaker 5: and it was like all these famous people. So my
Speaker 5: guess is she's encountering people like that more than the
Speaker 5: person that's out there, Like.
Speaker 2: Do you want to see the rings on Saturn?
Speaker 1: You know, if you could go to space and there
Speaker 1: was a fifty percent chance you might never come back,
Speaker 1: would you go?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 2: Uh no, I don't want to go to space. I
Speaker 2: mean good, I don't know. It sounds pretty cool and
Speaker 2: like you can meet some really cool friends up there.
Speaker 3: And if you think about it, we're's like a tiny
Speaker 3: he's a dust in the entire galaxy.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I watched the movie this weekend over Space.
Speaker 4: I was like, what am I watching?
Speaker 1: My dream has always been to be a space garbage
Speaker 1: man around pick up space junk. Yeah, working nine to five?
Speaker 1: Did that come to whatever planet you're on for a
Speaker 1: little while just the crack of beer. Went out the
Speaker 1: next morning into space to pick up.
Speaker 4: Some more trash. Yeah, a little suit on does sound fun,
Speaker 4: doesn't it.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're there yet, we're that casual.
Speaker 4: But but that's cool.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Anyway, So the most popular slang words have been released
Speaker 5: and it is kind of interesting. I know about the
Speaker 5: top four, but the rest I'm not so sure about.
Speaker 5: So should we just go over a few of them
Speaker 5: real quick? That is on there demurr is number one.
Speaker 5: This is the slang words that people have been searching
Speaker 5: for here in America. Yeah, that's fair bigma, skibbey haktua.
Speaker 5: I don't know what sobity is a slang term?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, what did you think skibbity was a real
Speaker 7: word in the dictionary?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I guess that's also should be a noo
Speaker 3: way you know that that's a slang word.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know we were considering that a slang word.
Speaker 9: It's not even a word. It's two technically didn't either.
Speaker 9: It's a hyphenated word first of all. And it's also
Speaker 9: just an impersonation of a sound.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sobriquette, schmaltz, send cats.
Speaker 4: Ouv, and pre they're all sound like one.
Speaker 2: Are all those slang words that you need to know,
Speaker 2: and if you don't, you're not cool.
Speaker 10: Fine.
Speaker 5: Lastly, being nice runs in Taylor Swift's family. Taylor Swift's
Speaker 5: brother Austin is a hero and he saved a fan
Speaker 5: from getting kicked out of one of his sister's shows.
Speaker 5: This girl was dressed up as Travis Kelsey at one
Speaker 5: of the shows, with a helmet and everything, and she
Speaker 5: was trying to get Travis's attention, and all of a
Speaker 5: sudden a bodyguard came up, or a security.
Speaker 4: Guy and was like, you gotta go, you're out.
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, here comes Austin walking up. That's
Speaker 5: Taylor's brother. He's like, man, we're all cool here. Everybody
Speaker 5: just relaxed. Trying to diffuse the entire situation. Tells the
Speaker 5: guy she's fine. Looks at this girl, gave her like
Speaker 5: guitar picks with such a good host and was like,
Speaker 5: I hope you're having a good time.
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry for the security.
Speaker 3: That's so cool they get they have guitar picks the
Speaker 3: whole family, like they got the shows.
Speaker 2: They'll hand them out.
Speaker 4: So that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that knows about her. It's pretty nice dude.
Speaker 2: He sounds like a really nice dude.
Speaker 4: I'm sure he's nice.
Speaker 7: Terrible leadership to undermind security like that, but you know,
Speaker 7: well the security guard is probably also fired after Yeah, if.
Speaker 4: We just passed by that, Jubil knows someone that knows
Speaker 4: Taylorsw's brother.
Speaker 1: Okay, who knows Taylor'sow's brother. We don't have a friend
Speaker 1: of mine knew him. I guess I don't know if
Speaker 1: they still know him.
Speaker 4: That's freaking cool.
Speaker 8: Not me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but technically I'm like two.
Speaker 2: People away or three from Taylor.
Speaker 4: So if you think about it, because you have Jebel,
Speaker 4: Jubel's friend, and then the brother we met, all the
Speaker 4: people between Taylor's brother and her, that's.
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Speaker 1: Carly is on the phone today for a First Day
Speaker 1: follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Robbie.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
Speaker 1: see if he'll tell us why he's Ghostinger and maybe
Speaker 1: get her another date. But first, Carly, how long is
Speaker 1: it since you heard from Robbie?
Speaker 15: Honestly, it's been like a two weeks, you know what
Speaker 15: I mean, Like it's been about well, I guess, not
Speaker 15: two weeks.
Speaker 13: It's been like almost a week, I guess.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so long enough that you feel like you're
Speaker 2: being ghosted.
Speaker 13: Yeah, like two weeks. But I just thought about it
Speaker 13: and it's yeah, it's more like a week.
Speaker 15: Did you reach out to him though, Yeah, like I totally,
Speaker 15: I mean I texted him, I mean, so I like,
Speaker 15: I'll tell you guys the whole story.
Speaker 13: So basically I met he was super cute.
Speaker 15: I met some guy Robbie on Tinder, and like, I
Speaker 15: just kind of feel like we went into it with
Speaker 15: sort of like a like a friends with benefits sort
Speaker 15: of situation, you know, like we've been like we've been
Speaker 15: really flirty and stuff and just messaging a bunch, and
Speaker 15: we went on a date and minted it like a
Speaker 15: just like a random local bar and played like pool
Speaker 15: and darts and stuff turned into it and drinking game naturally,
Speaker 15: and yeah, I was like he was just really flirty,
Speaker 15: you know what I mean.
Speaker 13: I was wearing darks.
Speaker 2: He was leaning over me like it was hot, you know, Bud, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: Like I.
Speaker 15: Just I haven't heard from him since that day, and
Speaker 15: I honestly think he goes to me because we both
Speaker 15: got drunk, but like he got really kind of drunk, like.
Speaker 13: Almost floppy drunk, you know what I mean. And I
Speaker 13: helped him get into the uber after the night because
Speaker 13: there's nowhere I was gonna on drive. But I don't care,
Speaker 13: you know, I was super cute, like it was a date.
Speaker 15: We didn't hook up or anything, but I just I
Speaker 15: didn't want to think, like be embarrassed from the night
Speaker 15: because it looks really cool.
Speaker 2: Guy, did you say that to him? Like the next day,
Speaker 2: I we're like, hey, man, you're wasted, but I don't care.
Speaker 13: Well, I've been trying to but he won't get back
Speaker 13: to me. Like he literally goes to me.
Speaker 15: We communicated like a couple of times a day before
Speaker 15: we went on our date, and like, you know, I
Speaker 15: texted him to see I was feeling after that night,
Speaker 15: nothing like no response whatsoever. And like again two days later,
Speaker 15: I even tried calling.
Speaker 4: Him and like you know, put on makeup and like
Speaker 4: was going to say some and see what I.
Speaker 13: Was doing, and then I left the message. But no,
Speaker 13: so nothing.
Speaker 15: I just I just really really wanted to get back
Speaker 15: in touch with them, and a lot of him know,
Speaker 15: he doesn't need to ghost me because like it's totally cool.
Speaker 13: We're gonna should we should go to a second.
Speaker 16: Eight.
Speaker 2: Would you disappear to like if you like think back
Speaker 2: to one of your nights where you were acting a
Speaker 2: fool and got really hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been a lot of those nights. Actually No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't disappear. I would feel like I would want
Speaker 1: to disappear, But then I wouldn't because I would just
Speaker 1: be like, well, I'll just joke about it and see
Speaker 1: if they're cool with it. But there are times where
Speaker 1: I have like not wanted to call somebody because I'm like,
Speaker 1: what did I do? Did I make a fool out
Speaker 1: of myself?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Maybe better not to face it. Yeah, Carly, is he funny?
Speaker 5: Do you think he would have been able to handle
Speaker 5: something like that with humor?
Speaker 6: I mean I think so.
Speaker 15: I only met him like the one night, and we
Speaker 15: only spoke like a couple of times before that, but
Speaker 15: I sastly you know, yeah, I think he would honestly.
Speaker 1: Okay, anything else you can think of that might be
Speaker 1: a reason you're getting.
Speaker 4: Ghosted, No, I honestly know.
Speaker 13: I mean, that's the only thing that it can be
Speaker 13: as far as I can tell.
Speaker 5: I'm just curious about how you know that you guys
Speaker 5: were on a friends with benefits trajectory in the beginning,
Speaker 5: because then that would kind of hint.
Speaker 2: Towards like that he would want that to happen, or
Speaker 2: that you would have wanted that to happen.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean I sort of mentioned I had like
Speaker 15: recently gotten out of our relationship and you know he's
Speaker 15: got some like you know, he's like sort of got
Speaker 15: like a big bro energy like. You know, it just
Speaker 15: seemed like going into it was just more casual and
Speaker 15: you know, nothing to intense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song and then come back and call
Speaker 1: him and see if it tells why he's ghosting you
Speaker 1: and maybe get you another date.
Speaker 13: Okay, awesome, thank you guys.
Speaker 4: All right, well, play song, come back. I can get
Speaker 4: your first AAE follow up.
Speaker 8: Next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of today's first a follow up
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us, Carly is on the
Speaker 1: phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Robbie.
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him and see if it
Speaker 1: tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
Speaker 1: another date. But first, Carly, why don't you catch us
Speaker 1: up on your situation.
Speaker 13: Yeah, So I met this.
Speaker 6: Guy and Tinder.
Speaker 4: His name is Robbie.
Speaker 13: We really had it off. We went to a bar, we.
Speaker 15: Played games, start at school, had some drinks. It was
Speaker 15: super flirty. He got a little drunk and I pult
Speaker 15: him a new birth at the end of the night,
Speaker 15: and I and I want to go on some date
Speaker 15: with him, but I think he's probably embarrassed because.
Speaker 13: Of our first date. But there's you know, it was
Speaker 13: just a great first day. I thought it wasn't a
Speaker 13: big deal.
Speaker 2: So yeah, even though it ended with him as a
Speaker 2: sloppy mess, you know, I was sort of the vibe.
Speaker 4: Well, are you ready? You ready for us to call him?
Speaker 17: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you?
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Hi sweaing to Robbie. Please.
Speaker 1: Uh hey, Robbie, how are you? My name is Jubil
Speaker 1: calling from a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show. Yeah, Robbie, Hi,
Speaker 1: the whole show's here.
Speaker 2: I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8: Hi.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 15: You know?
Speaker 4: Not much? It sounds like you listen to the show.
Speaker 13: Yeah, a double time, A couple times?
Speaker 4: Sweet? Okay? Cool? Well have you ever heard of first
Speaker 4: a follow up before?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Cool? How do you feel about being on one?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 13: I guess I'm gonna wing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the second where if you go out with somebody
Speaker 1: and you end up ghosting them, they can email us
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.
Speaker 4: And we got an email about you for somebody. Okay,
Speaker 4: don't think anywhere that's going.
Speaker 2: Are you ghosting, Robbie.
Speaker 13: Well, we're on a d just kick Carly a total
Speaker 13: of nights ago.
Speaker 1: Well guess what you wonder why I have You're smart, Robbie.
Speaker 1: I can see why she wants to go out with
Speaker 1: you again.
Speaker 4: But you know exactly where it was, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 13: I don't usually do that, but it was just kind
Speaker 13: of a stick away.
Speaker 16: And you know that I didn't feel like it was
Speaker 16: weird because I mean, her on her profile, she was like,
Speaker 16: I mean, she didn't look anything like.
Speaker 4: Her picture on her profile.
Speaker 8: That was my biggest thing.
Speaker 16: It's like, you know, her profiles is all blonde and
Speaker 16: light makeup and stuff like that, and then you know,
Speaker 16: I show up and she's like dark haired, dark makeup.
Speaker 13: I mean she was telling me, you know, uh, Robbie, Margo,
Speaker 13: Margot Robbie. Yeah, yeah she was, Yeah, she was telling
Speaker 13: me Margot, Robbie.
Speaker 16: And I show up and it's it's Kardashian, you know,
Speaker 16: And it was just I don't know, it was just weird,
Speaker 16: fake eyelashes, baked on makeup and stuff. And look, I mean, look,
Speaker 16: I'm not gonna I feel embarrassed somebody even saying anything
Speaker 16: about her way because I like Kurby girl.
Speaker 13: But she had at least ten pounds on the face
Speaker 13: of shot on her profile.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she just didn't look anything like her profile.
Speaker 16: No, it was like like she was like all those
Speaker 16: pictures on her profile from were like years ago, and
Speaker 16: now she just kind of resembles those pictures.
Speaker 13: She basically I feel like she lied to me, you know,
Speaker 13: and uh, you know I got so hammered, you know,
Speaker 13: I didn't even want to hook up at the end. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, but are you serious? Are you actually serious
Speaker 13: right now?
Speaker 4: Robbie.
Speaker 1: That's Carly. She's actually on the phone.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Hi Carly.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Like hi, Robbie.
Speaker 15: Noticed, like in your lifetime, women change their hair color
Speaker 15: all the time, Like.
Speaker 4: I else had change their profile pictures too, don't they.
Speaker 13: Yeah, nobody changed their profile pictures on cinders, Like seriously,
Speaker 13: that is what are you talking about, dude?
Speaker 4: That isn't me?
Speaker 13: And I was now I have dark hair. Yeah it was.
Speaker 13: You know, it was a vagon clich sort of deal.
Speaker 13: I mean, we're just gonna hang out and how coup, Like,
Speaker 13: what is your problem?
Speaker 8: You feel like you know.
Speaker 16: I just I feel like, you know, I don't even
Speaker 16: know it is your name even really Carly, you know,
Speaker 16: I mean I feel like I would dupe.
Speaker 13: That's so absurd. Wait we were going to hook up.
Speaker 13: Wow Wow, He's like, yeah, well I'm not in it anymore.
Speaker 13: Obviously you're not bad, I mean accute and everything. I mean,
Speaker 13: we can still hook up. That seriously, screw you? No,
Speaker 13: how dare you? I'm not what is wrong with you? Seriously?
Speaker 13: Because you know, I mean, O, take your profiles.
Speaker 5: Robbie's gotten really creepy, but I think that your profile
Speaker 5: pictures should be at least within the last like a year.
Speaker 8: No, thank you.
Speaker 4: I just I don't see why.
Speaker 13: I'm not honestly, I don't.
Speaker 15: If it's with in a year and it's literally just
Speaker 15: like wand of dark I mean, it really is not
Speaker 15: a big deal.
Speaker 13: And that shouldn't have You shouldn't have ghosted me over
Speaker 13: dark hair, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean that's her too. That is also true if
Speaker 2: it was all within the same year.
Speaker 15: You know, Robbie, you're like a bona fide You're actually
Speaker 15: big bro. I'm glad that I got my answer, and
Speaker 15: I'm glad that I figured out why you.
Speaker 13: Were ghosting me. It's because you stuck. You actually just
Speaker 13: really stuck.
Speaker 1: I still have to ask, Robbi, would you like to
Speaker 1: go on another day with Carly?
Speaker 4: We'll pay for it?
Speaker 16: Well you know, oh no, not really, And I mean
Speaker 16: I would Carly, But I mean, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 4: I think Nina is kind of cute. Na is cute,
Speaker 4: I have dark hair. Robbie, Okay, I can see the picture. Nina.
Speaker 4: Will you go with Robbie? Will pay for her?
Speaker 6: I'm good, but thanks?
Speaker 1: So ruh what Well, Carly, I'm sorry or happy that
Speaker 1: no second day for you?
Speaker 16: Well?
Speaker 13: Thanks guys for okay, mean, I'm sure appreciate it.
Speaker 15: Robby, Seriously, I hope you do some soul searching. Dude,
Speaker 15: I hope you do some serious soul searching.
Speaker 13: How good life. I hope you change your proof of juirs.
Speaker 6: Good morning? Can I take your orders?
Speaker 8: Tall art a large black cook large black cos?
Speaker 6: Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 13: I mean a large?
Speaker 6: He means event, Yeah, the biggest funny venti.
Speaker 4: Is large is twenty.
Speaker 13: Yeah, large is large. In fact, the coal is large
Speaker 13: and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 4: Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 8: It's also the.
Speaker 4: Only one that's Italian.
Speaker 13: Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 1: Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
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Speaker 1: if you want to play Victoria. And now let's get
Speaker 1: Victoria's brain all warmed up and ready to go. And
Speaker 1: it is election time in this country. Yeah, so today
Speaker 1: will all be questions about this fine country of ours Victoria.
Speaker 4: Boy, when I tell you I am terrifying, I should.
Speaker 2: I am just going to apologize.
Speaker 1: Now here we go, Victoria. If a politician told the
Speaker 1: truth for a day, what would they have to file.
Speaker 2: Taxes? It's a good idee answer.
Speaker 1: I was going for unemployment, but either one. If Congress
Speaker 1: were a reality show, it to be Survivor or The Bachelor.
Speaker 6: Ooh, Congress.
Speaker 2: The Bachelor. Ah makes it a little bit of Survivor. Okay,
Speaker 2: I watched that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah I would too. All right, we'll play you verus
Speaker 1: Victoria right after this. It's the double show.
Speaker 6: Got room for one more?
Speaker 4: If you still want to go to ask? But where
Speaker 4: did you find that some kid back in town traded
Speaker 4: the van for us?
Speaker 13: Straight up?
Speaker 4: I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog,
Speaker 4: you know, Lloyd.
Speaker 1: Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
Speaker 1: you go and do something.
Speaker 13: Like this and totally reveal yourself.
Speaker 1: Time for America's a favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
Speaker 1: of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card, and
Speaker 1: let's meet today's contestant.
Speaker 4: For you versus Victoria RJ?
Speaker 17: What up?
Speaker 8: R J?
Speaker 4: How are you.
Speaker 10: Good?
Speaker 14: Is that?
Speaker 6: RJ?
Speaker 2: How confident do you feel today?
Speaker 14: I mean, I'm pretty confident.
Speaker 13: About America and our social studies.
Speaker 1: Oh right, might be a beast at this because it
Speaker 1: is election time in this great, fine, wonderful free country
Speaker 1: of ours, and so all the questions are America themed today.
Speaker 2: Well, might actually lose this one. Are you in RJH?
Speaker 6: Seven?
Speaker 4: Seven?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 1: We're gonna send Victoria out of the cudio. We'll see
Speaker 1: how you do. Victoria is leaving right now. In RJ,
Speaker 1: the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know one, just say pass, and you have to beat
Speaker 1: Victoria or Victoria has to beat.
Speaker 4: You outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, our J.
Speaker 4: Are you ready? Doris close, she's outside. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: What is known is the supreme law of the land? Okay?
Speaker 2: How old do you have to be to become a
Speaker 2: US representative?
Speaker 13: Thirty?
Speaker 2: How many years can someone be president of the United States?
Speaker 17: Eight?
Speaker 2: How many amendments does the Constitution have?
Speaker 13: Fifty?
Speaker 2: Name two branches of the US.
Speaker 13: Government, legislative and judicial.
Speaker 2: Who was the longest serving US senator?
Speaker 1: Okay, Victoria's outside and she's mouth through the window. Should
Speaker 1: I just go home?
Speaker 4: Shook my head. Yes, I think you killed it. RJ?
Speaker 4: All right, Victoria, I'm scared.
Speaker 14: RJ.
Speaker 1: Well, Victoria's getting your handphones on and stuff. What's something
Speaker 1: you would like the world to know today?
Speaker 13: I love soccer?
Speaker 4: All right? What position do you play?
Speaker 13: I play center, attacking mid Ooh nice, nice.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know that means, but it
Speaker 2: sounds really good.
Speaker 4: How much all I know?
Speaker 16: I know?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't, no, one, just
Speaker 1: say pass. And you have to beat RJ outright to win?
Speaker 1: An RJ, you can tell Victoria whin to go.
Speaker 6: Ready.
Speaker 2: What is known as the supreme law of the land?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: Oh, oh?
Speaker 2: The Constitution? How old do you have to be to
Speaker 2: become a US representative?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Crap, twenty five? How many years can someone be president
Speaker 5: of the United States?
Speaker 6: How many years?
Speaker 4: Eight?
Speaker 2: How many amendments does the Constitution have?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 4: My god, oh I know it's one.
Speaker 6: Twenty six? Name two?
Speaker 2: Branches of the US government.
Speaker 18: Oh my gosh, legislative and judiciary. Wait, wait, wait, legislative
Speaker 18: and wait. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, don't stop.
Speaker 18: Everyone stop. No one's doing nobody's doing anything. Yeah, everybody's that.
Speaker 18: You're talking to the voices, Yeah, talking it once?
Speaker 4: Mom, cannot hear you. A good time?
Speaker 1: All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
Speaker 1: see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 4: Producer over ahead, ray J, ray J. That's not your name, buddy,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: RJ got one correct, very close on a bunch of them,
Speaker 7: and Victoria got four correct.
Speaker 4: Who should you study?
Speaker 17: World?
Speaker 4: Did you study?
Speaker 13: And I think you study?
Speaker 4: Brad told me also, I.
Speaker 2: Wasn't allowed to study.
Speaker 4: Sorry r J.
Speaker 1: Victoria beat you, but you still get one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: Macy's gift cards just for playing nice.
Speaker 13: Send that wool.
Speaker 4: Let's get the answer is now with Nina.
Speaker 5: The Constitution is known as the supreme Law of the land.
Speaker 5: You have to be twenty five years old to become
Speaker 5: a US representative. Yeah, somebody can be president of the
Speaker 5: United States for a max of ten years.
Speaker 2: Wait, what how's up?
Speaker 4: You can get elected twice?
Speaker 7: But if you're a vice president, you take a presidency
Speaker 7: with less than two years left, you can still be
Speaker 7: president two more time.
Speaker 2: Okay. There are twenty seven amendments to the Constitution.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there are sun And then the branches of the
Speaker 5: US government are executive, judicial, and legislative.
Speaker 2: Dang it is.
Speaker 5: And then the longest serving US Senator is Robert Byrd.
Speaker 5: He served for over fifty years.
Speaker 1: Old, berdie, that's they didn't ur j Thank you for
Speaker 1: playing man. Yeah, you too, at the same time every
Speaker 1: single weekday morning. When you want to play Victoria, you
Speaker 1: can dm us at the Jubile Show or just go
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Speaker 6: It's time to catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 4: The Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Pamela is on the phone today for to Catch a
Speaker 1: Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year
Speaker 1: named Jason might be messing around. So we'll see if
Speaker 1: we can help her out. Pamela, Sorry, you're going through it,
Speaker 1: But why do you think Jason's cheating?
Speaker 13: So we have been together a year.
Speaker 14: Men, Jason and we got together though because we have
Speaker 14: a mutual foot friend that that him up with me,
Speaker 14: and so our mutual friend very much knows that, like
Speaker 14: he was in a pretty serious relationship before me, he
Speaker 14: was still getting over his act for quite some time
Speaker 14: after they were together, and so it was only after
Speaker 14: when he felt like he was over her and ready
Speaker 14: to move on that she kind of set us up together.
Speaker 14: So it definitely wasn't like a rebound. But you know,
Speaker 14: I obviously know he was ready to move on, but
Speaker 14: there clearly was an act that they slip very amicably
Speaker 14: and like they got along.
Speaker 13: It wasn't nasty, and so you know, I was at
Speaker 13: peace with.
Speaker 14: That, and so we started dating and it's actually been
Speaker 14: really fun, like we're getting a long fantastic He honestly.
Speaker 13: Has the biggest heart I've ever met in any human
Speaker 13: being ever.
Speaker 14: Like, you know, he'll just drop everything in a moment's
Speaker 14: notice if I need him. He's just super nice. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 14: he could be even too nice, but he's really really nice.
Speaker 14: So that being said, you know, knowing he's super nice,
Speaker 14: and so now two months ago he asked me to
Speaker 14: move in. We actually move in together about two months ago.
Speaker 14: Jason is not a complete flob. He's for a dude,
Speaker 14: he's probably relatively normal. I just happen to be like
Speaker 14: an insane OCD meat creak, Like I am definitely tidying
Speaker 14: up after everything all the time. It just makes me happy.
Speaker 14: I was in Jason's uh so, in his office. He
Speaker 14: had just a ton of random mail lying around all
Speaker 14: over his office desk, a couple of receipts. I don't
Speaker 14: even know why I looked, but they were just all
Speaker 14: over and so I'm looking at the receipt and each
Speaker 14: receipt is just really random, and they started like really
Speaker 14: weirding me out there. There was like a bunch of
Speaker 14: them for in the past two weeks. One receipt like
Speaker 14: he was even on a trip. Like one receipt was
Speaker 14: showing that he had bought locks and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 14: that's kind of random.
Speaker 2: Or like salmon.
Speaker 14: No, yeah, not locked by salmon, like door lock. And
Speaker 14: at first, okay, I'm like maybe our own home, like
Speaker 14: changing a lot, I don't know. And then another receipt
Speaker 14: recently was for a brand new phone.
Speaker 13: He got a phone and.
Speaker 14: He's never seen, didn't tell me anything about that. I
Speaker 14: still like, I think that's pretty big, like if you
Speaker 14: think he's changing his phone like new number. And then
Speaker 14: the one that really started worrying me and creeping me out,
Speaker 14: is that he had a receipt that had like a
Speaker 14: stun gun and pepper.
Speaker 4: Spray, Like, what the fuck's weird?
Speaker 14: Yeah, Like why he's He's not a small dude, Like
Speaker 14: why is he buying a stun gun and a pepper spray?
Speaker 13: He can take care of himself.
Speaker 14: Like we work and live in a fairly nice like
Speaker 14: pretty nice neighborhood, and it's we don't hang out with
Speaker 14: other Like I don't know if him hanging out with
Speaker 14: any other girls who would need these things, So like
Speaker 14: they were just very random to me.
Speaker 2: So I did.
Speaker 14: I will say I did have the guts to kind
Speaker 14: of like ask him at least courage enough about the locks.
Speaker 13: I started with just the lock, Like.
Speaker 6: You didn't start the sun gun.
Speaker 4: He started lock.
Speaker 14: I'll tell you why I started with the locks, because
Speaker 14: I tried to be like, okay, the locks would pertain
Speaker 14: to both of us, like are we changing locks or
Speaker 14: we just get a fresh start new keys. I figured
Speaker 14: I'd start with the locks because that could kind of
Speaker 14: look like something that I would also deal with. I
Speaker 14: have to get a new set of keyp okay, And
Speaker 14: like he completely dodged the question and then brush it
Speaker 14: off as it was nothing.
Speaker 13: So definitely didn't make it clear that it was going
Speaker 13: to be for us, so he like dodged this. So
Speaker 13: I'm like, okay, so now these locks aren't even for us.
Speaker 14: You know, the way he looked at me when I
Speaker 14: asked him, I definitely felt the need to instantly stop
Speaker 14: talking about it.
Speaker 13: So again per sue that I was a freed I
Speaker 13: just it made me very suspicious.
Speaker 14: He acted really weird, and he had this very stern
Speaker 14: look of just like, do not bring this up, and
Speaker 14: so I dropped it. But now you know, in my
Speaker 14: OCD mind, my paranoia has kicked over, and so now
Speaker 14: I'm like, am I did I fall in love with
Speaker 14: a serial killer or something?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because I was not thinking cheating as you're telling
Speaker 2: the story. I was like, is you going to kidnap somebody?
Speaker 2: Does he have like a dungeon? Or I did just
Speaker 2: watch a movie like this last night?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did? But do you think he might be cheating
Speaker 4: because of it?
Speaker 14: I just feel like that's kind of something sweet, like
Speaker 14: I feel like when he first met me, because like
Speaker 14: he's all about like, you know, safety, Like I remember
Speaker 14: he even gave me like a pepper spray, just being like, oh,
Speaker 14: you know, all girls definitely need one. So I feel
Speaker 14: like it's like kind of like grew me, Like, hey,
Speaker 14: I like you, I want to keep you safe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 13: I just found it extremely weird.
Speaker 1: You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
Speaker 1: card member at. So we'll play a song come Back,
Speaker 1: and then call and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store and say that he's this month's big lucky winner
Speaker 1: of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
Speaker 1: see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, well,
Speaker 1: thank you, yep, all right, we'll play a song come
Speaker 1: Back and get your to Catch Cheater next. Right in
Speaker 1: the middle of to Catch a Cheater And if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us, Pamela is on the phone and she
Speaker 1: thinks that our boyfriend Jason, they've been dating for a year,
Speaker 1: might be cheating on her. So in a second, we're
Speaker 1: going to call and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store that he's a rewards card member at, and say
Speaker 1: that he's this month's lucky winner. Because every single month
Speaker 1: we choose one random rewards card member who gets free
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if
Speaker 1: he sends thus to his girlfriend Pamela or to somebody else.
Speaker 1: But before we do that, Pamela, why don't you refresh
Speaker 1: our memory on your situation.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 14: So, been with my guy for about a year, living
Speaker 14: with him the last two months, and I saw some
Speaker 14: really weird receipts in his office, just getting things like, yeah,
Speaker 14: like new locks in the gun gun and like the
Speaker 14: mace and just really weird.
Speaker 13: And I asked him about the locks.
Speaker 14: And he acted weird, and he got me a little
Speaker 14: mas when we first started dating. So I just think
Speaker 14: that he's like treating some other girls to a little
Speaker 14: protection package.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Jason protection package. Okay, Shoot, that's funny.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I hope he's not all right.
Speaker 4: Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 13: Hello, Hey, this is.
Speaker 1: Horrible calling from I was looking for a rewards card
Speaker 1: member named Jason.
Speaker 4: This is he.
Speaker 1: Hey Jason, you do and guess what this is not
Speaker 1: a marketing phone call. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations?
Speaker 13: How awesome? What did I What have I won?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 4: You've won the flowers. Maybe you didn't know.
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
Speaker 1: random to say thank you very much for shopping with us.
Speaker 1: You've just won thirty six long stim red roses, a
Speaker 1: box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
Speaker 1: delivered to anybody that you want with in the fifty
Speaker 1: United States. It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 13: Super cool.
Speaker 1: Congratulations. Here's how we're so. I can take the information
Speaker 1: in a matter of minutes over the phone. I'm prepared
Speaker 1: to do that right now. If you already know who
Speaker 1: you want to send them to.
Speaker 13: We can do right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll start with the first and last name of
Speaker 1: the person, and then I will get if you want
Speaker 1: to put anything on a card, and then we can.
Speaker 4: Get the address. Let's send it out to Jessica, Jessica. Yeah,
Speaker 4: got you? Would you like to put anything on a
Speaker 4: card to Jessica?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 19: I promise I'll never make you cry like that again.
Speaker 13: And you're the best.
Speaker 1: Well, great, thank you very much, Jason. And at this
Speaker 1: point I'll let you know that this is actually the
Speaker 1: Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubil. Yeah, hi,
Speaker 1: I mean hi, I'm Victoria, and we do a segment
Speaker 1: called to Catch a Cheater where if your significant other
Speaker 1: things you might be cheating. They see who you send
Speaker 1: flowers to, and your girlfriend Pamela is on the phone.
Speaker 13: Oh god, okay, yeah, hi han Hi babe. Who the
Speaker 13: hell is Jessica? Oh god, I can explain.
Speaker 14: Yeah, obviously you're going to explain right now. You're gonna explain,
Speaker 14: because who the hell is she?
Speaker 6: Somebody?
Speaker 14: You don't just spend that nice of a gift, by
Speaker 14: the way, to somebody who's not your girlfriend. I don't
Speaker 14: know anyone in your family named of Jessica.
Speaker 13: Who's Jessica? Well, yeah, I get it, babe.
Speaker 19: I know it looks weird, but there's I promise there
Speaker 19: is a reason what it looks real bad?
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 13: So she she's a coworker. Great, Oh that's ephen Okay,
Speaker 13: so I'm assuming. So you're getting her flowers and you're
Speaker 13: getting our a bunch of other gifts and things apparently
Speaker 13: so great.
Speaker 14: So she's a co worker, so you're you're you're sending
Speaker 14: a coworker, a woman this great gift when you have
Speaker 14: an option to give a free gift, and I'm assuming
Speaker 14: that's also the person that you're sending all these gifts
Speaker 14: to that you know. And by gifts, I mean the
Speaker 14: weird receipts I saw in your office, So that means
Speaker 14: you're giving random what pepper spray, you're what a stunning gun,
Speaker 14: I don't know, what creepy.
Speaker 13: A what phones? Alas? So you can have a double life,
Speaker 13: so you can just like have a sugar up mom
Speaker 13: on the side that I don't know about. No, oh god, no, no,
Speaker 13: not at all.
Speaker 19: There really is a reasonable explanation for all of this.
Speaker 1: There's an explanation for stun guns and yeah, all that stuff,
Speaker 1: and then sending flowers to somebody else named Jessica that
Speaker 1: you work with.
Speaker 19: There really is there really is a real explanation for this.
Speaker 19: And baby, if you'll just you'll just let me explain,
Speaker 19: I promise it will make sense. You know that the
Speaker 19: group of guys at work were always like pranking each
Speaker 19: other and doing bets, and it just gets bigger and bigger.
Speaker 19: So a few weeks ago they got this idea that
Speaker 19: we would do a bet and whoever lost the bet
Speaker 19: had to be pazed.
Speaker 13: And pepper sprayed.
Speaker 4: Why I don't know.
Speaker 13: They're all idiots. Okay, So I dues pepper spray. How
Speaker 13: did Jessica play into this?
Speaker 19: I don't understand that happens and one of the guys lost.
Speaker 19: Thank goodness, I didn't lose. But I and bear in
Speaker 19: mind like I did not.
Speaker 13: I was not on board.
Speaker 12: I didn't think this was a great idea, but I
Speaker 12: got elected to be the one to hold the pepper spray,
Speaker 12: and so like I had never actually like I've seen
Speaker 12: you know, I've I've handled pepper spray before, but I
Speaker 12: never actually shot it. And so when it came time
Speaker 12: to shoot the pepper spray, I handled the calf the
Speaker 12: wrong way and it started going off everywhere and it
Speaker 12: sprayed this girl, Jessica.
Speaker 13: Right in the face.
Speaker 4: So you pepper sprayed, My pepper.
Speaker 13: Sprayed, and my female coworkers were you not fired?
Speaker 8: So all the.
Speaker 20: Payday, So yeah, she has been like so great. I
Speaker 20: felt so I mean, she had like tears just running down.
Speaker 20: She was like such a trooper and I felt terrible
Speaker 20: and uh.
Speaker 19: So like yeah, we got her cleaned up and I
Speaker 19: have apologized.
Speaker 13: Like every day since it happened.
Speaker 19: But when the flowers came up, I thought, you know,
Speaker 19: probably just a good thing, smooth things over a little
Speaker 19: bit further, and so yeah, that's that's what happened.
Speaker 4: Wow, all that.
Speaker 14: Stupid crap was literally bought because of it, Like all
Speaker 14: your stupid pranks with your the things you do with
Speaker 14: these coworkers. I cannot believe it. And then the flowers
Speaker 14: are for I still don't understand the locks though.
Speaker 13: I didn't thought those for the house, dude.
Speaker 19: Yeah, we had talked about getting new locks a while back,
Speaker 19: and it took me a while to get around to it,
Speaker 19: I know, but uh, yeah, that was just that was
Speaker 19: just the house.
Speaker 2: To protect them from Jessica.
Speaker 13: Like, honestly, babe, this is the stupidest thing ever.
Speaker 14: Do you realize for a second I thought, like, still,
Speaker 14: I thought you were like a weird I don't know
Speaker 14: what I thought.
Speaker 13: I thought you were your cheating or you were just
Speaker 13: like a weirdo.
Speaker 6: What were you?
Speaker 13: You have to stop saying yes to every crank.
Speaker 19: If I had, you know, if I had seen the
Speaker 19: same things, I probably would have thought that'd be bad
Speaker 19: to you.
Speaker 13: So like, I don't blame you.
Speaker 12: So no, absolutely nothing going on there other than being
Speaker 12: a bunch of stupid dudes, and of course I would
Speaker 12: never cheat on you.
Speaker 4: I love you and I am so happy to be
Speaker 4: doing life with you.
Speaker 2: That's sweet.
Speaker 4: Start telling me, yeah, share your day. That's an interesting day.
Speaker 4: I'm Pepper free to coworker in the face on accident.
Speaker 13: My boyfriend Pepper a woman at work and I didn't.
Speaker 4: The Jewel show there, cheater, breaking news. It's a jewel show.
Speaker 1: Aliens have touched down in ann Arbor, Michigan and are
Speaker 1: demanding to speak to the president. Excuse me, nice, that's
Speaker 1: your reaction. That's the headline that we could hear someday. Okay,
Speaker 1: and dang it, how do you think you do if
Speaker 1: there was an alien invasion?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I asked, because the US government did a survey to
Speaker 1: determine which citizens would be better off in an alien invasion.
Speaker 1: So we'll all find out where we should go if
Speaker 1: there's an alien invasion. Coming up right after this, it's
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show.
Speaker 10: Ladies and gentlemen, I have a grave announcement to make.
Speaker 10: Incredible as it may seem, both the observations of science
Speaker 10: and the evidence of our eyes lead to the inescapable
Speaker 10: assumption that those strange beings who landed in the Jersey
Speaker 10: farmlands tonight are the van god of an invading army
Speaker 10: from the planet Mars. The battle which took place tonight
Speaker 10: at Grove of Mills has ended in one of the
Speaker 10: most stoppling defeats ever suffered by an army in modern times.
Speaker 4: It could happen. It's a double show.
Speaker 1: And how do you think you would do if we
Speaker 1: were invaded by buggy eyed, smooth bodied telepaths who were
Speaker 1: hell bent on our destruction?
Speaker 4: Smooth bodies. Smooth body Aliens always have.
Speaker 1: Those smooth bodies. Who would you survive and fight them off?
Speaker 1: Or would you end up being one of the lucky
Speaker 1: ones who gets to be their tethered love slave there
Speaker 1: was I guess we all have our different definitions of luck.
Speaker 1: But the government actually did a study to find out
Speaker 1: which states would be most likely to survive if there
Speaker 1: was an alien invasion.
Speaker 2: Oh, they picked us by stage.
Speaker 1: Yes, tell you what the number one is in a second,
Speaker 1: But first let's find out where you should not be
Speaker 1: in an alien invasion. Okay, the states where you have
Speaker 1: the lowest chance of survival when aliens attack. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what number one is in a second. But Wyoming
Speaker 1: South Carolina, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Utah, Oregon, Nebraska, Arizona, and
Speaker 1: Idaho all have the worst chance of survival.
Speaker 4: What why, I mean, have those kind of make sense?
Speaker 5: I swear I saw UFO in Wyoming, so I feel
Speaker 5: like they frequent that area a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's not a lot of people there, so they
Speaker 4: can easily take it over. Yeah they can find you
Speaker 4: easily too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that makes more sense.
Speaker 1: The number one state where you have the lowest chance
Speaker 1: of survival if and when aliens come and invade us
Speaker 1: is actually Nevada.
Speaker 2: Really that also makes sense.
Speaker 7: It's home to Area fifty one as well, because they
Speaker 7: have their hidden weapons there. They have the hidden weapons there,
Speaker 7: they're just waiting to activate them.
Speaker 1: But I would think Nevada would be okay because they're
Speaker 1: going to get distracted by the gambling.
Speaker 4: Eventually.
Speaker 5: It might take a Vegas or maybe they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: look at these little devils, We're gonna go get them all,
Speaker 5: you sinners, or maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 1: A walking around Vegas and people would think it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, one of those Vegas street performers or something,
Speaker 1: and I poke him, and then you'd poke him and
Speaker 1: you'd be done for.
Speaker 2: That's true, and everybody wasted and they would just get fooled.
Speaker 1: The reasons that they say Nevada is the number one
Speaker 1: place that has the lowest chance of survival is because
Speaker 1: the state has no natural cover right, minimal water sources,
Speaker 1: and higher UFO sighting rate, so people won't believe it's
Speaker 1: real when it happens.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you think about it, the strip is
Speaker 2: technically cover.
Speaker 5: But if you run away from the strip, if they
Speaker 5: invade the strip like they're there for some type of convention.
Speaker 2: Then you're going to be stuck running into the desert.
Speaker 2: You are, and then you're done.
Speaker 1: What a horrible timing. You go to Vegas and then
Speaker 1: there's an alien invasion convention. I mean, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna yelp about.
Speaker 2: Caesar's Palace wasn't clean and nobody's.
Speaker 4: Ready to run in Vegas. No, you're too drunk. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're either you're stuffed on the buffet.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine being post buffet and the aliens walk
Speaker 4: through you?
Speaker 8: Like dang it.
Speaker 1: I think the aliens have already invaded and they've went
Speaker 1: to Vegas and they're like, let's go home. I don't
Speaker 1: want to meet any more of these people, or.
Speaker 4: Or they're just living there and you can't tell the difference. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because there's Vegas.
Speaker 1: Where is the chance for the most survival in an
Speaker 1: alien invasion? The government did a study to find out
Speaker 1: where those places would be. Georgia, Alaska, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Florida,
Speaker 1: New York, Massachusetts. Number three is Minnesota.
Speaker 2: What Minneso? I need to understand. Why is this because
Speaker 2: of terrain?
Speaker 5: So we're talking going to be right, we're talking about
Speaker 5: trees now, and mountains and mountains.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, did they say because it has intellectual firepower of
Speaker 1: five point zero seven scientists and ten point twelve engineers
Speaker 1: per one thousand residents. A lot of scientists who could
Speaker 1: figure out a way to banish the aliens from Minnesota.
Speaker 7: I guess interesting that makes complete sense. Also, a lot
Speaker 7: of the terrain stuff makes sense in a lot of
Speaker 7: those states. Yeah, like Florida, you just hop on a
Speaker 7: boat ski right.
Speaker 5: I kind of figured like California would be the safest
Speaker 5: because they have all of the lots and all of
Speaker 5: the makeups. So all of a sudden, you guys, we
Speaker 5: could all be transformed into different kind of aliens, and
Speaker 5: so then maybe they'd be scared away. Bro, what you know,
Speaker 5: they have makeup they can put on, and you look
Speaker 5: like et and then it'd.
Speaker 4: Be like, Rah, you can't get me.
Speaker 2: Suck up. I'm already an alien, but you're not. You're
Speaker 2: in makeup.
Speaker 6: They would literally aliens have come down and be.
Speaker 4: Like what is she dressed?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And Hollywood, you can make anything happen.
Speaker 5: There's spaceships down there too, so you're like, I've already.
Speaker 2: Landed here my territory, she claims.
Speaker 1: In the second state with the best survival rate if
Speaker 1: there's an alien attack is Alabama.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 1: I've just got to think it's because of aliens land
Speaker 1: there is everybody's gonna hop in their truck and go hunting.
Speaker 2: I can, but okay, I can't add onto that.
Speaker 4: And the number one.
Speaker 1: State that has the best chance of survival if there's
Speaker 1: an alien attack, Virginia had the best alien survival score.
Speaker 1: Interesting because it has a robust military presence no obviously
Speaker 1: the highest per capita force in the nation, like armed
Speaker 1: forces combined with natural defenses of twenty nine caves sixty
Speaker 1: three percent force cover, and it makes it an ideal
Speaker 1: stronghold against other worldly threats.
Speaker 4: They say, has all that.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, you're also down the street from like
Speaker 7: the most bunkers ever, the Washington VC.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, you can be like swim in there. Hey,
Speaker 4: I'm a center, your promise.
Speaker 1: And then they have the Appalachian Trail up there to
Speaker 1: the Appalachian Mountains right in Virginia campaign.
Speaker 2: I think you'd be safe there.
Speaker 1: I think the aliens would be they'd become pets if
Speaker 1: they went up there, little smooth alien pit.
Speaker 4: Sign for trending.
Speaker 5: So, my best friend's dad is the hot new baby
Speaker 5: name trend for girls. Isn't that interesting? That's so think
Speaker 5: about who your best friend is and what their dad's
Speaker 5: name is. That's what people are naming.
Speaker 4: Oh why girls literally naming young women.
Speaker 5: My best friend's dad, want to know? So my best
Speaker 5: friend's dad, you know, I'm trying to think of what
Speaker 5: a name would be. But it'd be like Drew. You're like, okay,
Speaker 5: here's my daughter. She's Drew because that's my best friend's
Speaker 5: dad's name. Weird, right, Huh? Should that be an honor or?
Speaker 2: You just kind of like it's a trend.
Speaker 1: You need to log off, man, like it would be
Speaker 1: an honor for somebody to name their kid after you,
Speaker 1: But it's kind of weird.
Speaker 5: It's really funny because my dad's name is Hattie h
Speaker 5: A d I like haughty, so he is. That's what
Speaker 5: my mom says.
Speaker 2: If my friends wanted to do this trend and name
Speaker 2: their daughter Hatty, it doesn't work.
Speaker 4: But anyway, for those it does.
Speaker 8: Do you.
Speaker 5: The new aesthetic that's trending is the pilates Princess. Now
Speaker 5: I'm here for the plates Princess, which is all about
Speaker 5: why did you give her that face?
Speaker 4: No, I just that's the ridiculous go on. I think
Speaker 4: it's cute.
Speaker 5: The plates Princess, of course, is like the pale pinks
Speaker 5: and all the pale colors while you go and practice
Speaker 5: your pilates. But also it's a lifestyle about taking things slow,
Speaker 5: taking time to honor your breath and like the moments
Speaker 5: that you're in. The part about this that's weird to
Speaker 5: me about plates is a lot about breath in your core.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? No, I just for your booty
Speaker 4: and thrown it t I went to hard.
Speaker 2: It is hard.
Speaker 4: It was the last thing, but peaceful. On a mental
Speaker 4: imitage of you, you.
Speaker 5: Don't sound like a Pilates princess when you make those noises.
Speaker 5: But the thing that's interesting about it, the twist is
Speaker 5: that there's a Pilates princess makeup that you put on
Speaker 5: before you go to your workout.
Speaker 4: Why I never.
Speaker 2: Understood that putting on makeup intentionally before you go to
Speaker 2: your work because.
Speaker 4: That's the point. That's my thing.
Speaker 7: They're just finding alliterative things to say, like Pilates princess.
Speaker 7: They go to Pilates, so they look like they're going
Speaker 7: to Pilates. That's like, these offits are really cute, though,
Speaker 7: I believe you.
Speaker 4: Why don't you just call it what it is? Athleisure?
Speaker 2: Oh no, it is the Pilates Princess esthetic.
Speaker 4: A pleasure and a way to sell you more makeup
Speaker 4: and leggings.
Speaker 5: They got me, They got me too. I'm kind of
Speaker 5: here for it. I'm like, am I a Pilates Princess?
Speaker 5: Am I here for this esthetic?
Speaker 15: Yo?
Speaker 4: Yoda bendy.
Speaker 2: It was fine, Just don't how the wrinkle.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 5: Lastly, lastly, people are getting real creative out here. This
Speaker 5: is a different type of creative. Fireball has got a
Speaker 5: new limited edition whiskey that is made just for game days.
Speaker 5: So it's called crier ball because it actually includes rivals tears.
Speaker 5: So think about college game. Yes, Actually they have a
Speaker 5: position that's called the tier collector, where there's somebody from
Speaker 5: Fireball that will go out to these college football games
Speaker 5: and whatever team loses, they will go and collect the
Speaker 5: tiers that these people are crying and then they'll put
Speaker 5: it in that specialition.
Speaker 1: In this economy, yeah, I mean, for real, companies are
Speaker 1: laying off people left and right. There is a tear collector.
Speaker 1: They're doing fine Fireball, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because what do you think people do when they get fired?
Speaker 4: Drink fireball and the.
Speaker 12: Ball.
Speaker 2: I just thought that was interesting.
Speaker 5: I mean sometimes marketing you just got to give it
Speaker 5: up for it because that was pretty impressible.
Speaker 4: And that's what's me.
Speaker 13: Jewbles dirty little secret.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 6: It's not dirty, but it's a huge secret though.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 17: What is it?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 6: You know how on Facebook they have you are you
Speaker 6: dating the same guy? Yeah?
Speaker 17: Well, my best friend put me in one of those groups.
Speaker 17: And so I have a six year old and her
Speaker 17: father's not involved, and not maybe a year ago he
Speaker 17: was in the group and they were talking about him
Speaker 17: and long story shorts, I just found out that he died.
Speaker 17: Who what? Yeah, oh my gosh, I don't know how,
Speaker 17: I don't know what. But I found out that he
Speaker 17: died through this group. And this is the most information
Speaker 17: I have ever known about this man. It did confirm
Speaker 17: that he was married, because there were red flags and
Speaker 17: I thought so, but I wasn't for sure, and so
Speaker 17: it confirmed that. But I have all this new information
Speaker 17: like his other kids' names and his parents' names, and
Speaker 17: I'm like, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: So is the question, like do you think about if
Speaker 2: you're going to tell those people that they also have
Speaker 2: a new family member, which is your daughter?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: That part because in the obituary she's not listed as
Speaker 6: his kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did he know that you had?
Speaker 15: It?
Speaker 12: Is?
Speaker 2: So, oh yeah he knew.
Speaker 17: But I never made it about the money. I never
Speaker 17: took him to court. I never did any of that.
Speaker 17: And he always had access. He just never chose to
Speaker 17: be around, you know what I mean. And so it's
Speaker 17: like I have this like big secret of think of
Speaker 17: your parents in this situation, like what would happen if
Speaker 17: they had a grandkid that they never knew about?
Speaker 5: That you his parents would want to know, and I
Speaker 5: think it would be good for because I mean, you
Speaker 5: feel it out first before you bring your daughter around.
Speaker 5: But like, I just wonder if you talk to the parents,
Speaker 5: his parents and just let them know what's going on.
Speaker 5: But you don't have to bring your daughter into the
Speaker 5: mix yet, because I mean, I think it's a lot
Speaker 5: to digest for them and for you and for her.
Speaker 5: I mean, well, I wonder I feel like it's the
Speaker 5: as the parents.
Speaker 2: It's like that's a piece of your child child so well,
Speaker 2: and now your daughter has siblings.
Speaker 6: Oh that's true exactly. Like, and I've known about two
Speaker 6: of the siblings.
Speaker 17: I didn't realize that there was another one because I
Speaker 17: thought I was the third baby mama.
Speaker 6: You know, I know how to pick them guys.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But what I'm gonna do is because I found out
Speaker 6: the day after they laid him to rest.
Speaker 4: Wow. Wow.
Speaker 17: So I'm going to wait and get through, let them
Speaker 17: get through the holiday season. Yeah, this is going to
Speaker 17: be rather relatively traumatic for this much. I have to
Speaker 17: think about them and their children, like there's three other kids, yeah,
Speaker 17: and have no idea that they have a sister.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 6: This is a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 6: Yeah, filling my mornings.
Speaker 17: When I moved, I didn't expect to find another radio station,
Speaker 17: but y'all always feel my mornings.
Speaker 2: And thank y'all so.
Speaker 4: Much for what you do.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, appreciate it. Please and good luck with everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a lot.
Speaker 13: You need to tell you anything, don't know if something
Speaker 13: else happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, thanks? All right?
Speaker 8: Bye?
Speaker 1: Hey hello, hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I do.
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 21: Okay? So I really just absolutely despise my partner's mustache. Okay,
Speaker 21: like I am twenty five percent less attracted to him.
Speaker 4: Oh, quantified.
Speaker 2: That's a lot, though, So do you do time to
Speaker 2: just get rid of it?
Speaker 13: Well, he's kind of the person that would like do
Speaker 13: the opposite.
Speaker 2: He'd go out anymore he asked them to get rid
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 21: Correct.
Speaker 4: Does he ever sleep?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I have very much thought about it.
Speaker 13: I have thought about just getting out the razor sleep.
Speaker 21: But I do know he's kind of a light sleeper,
Speaker 21: so I'm not really sure how that would work.
Speaker 2: Well, is he a managerial?
Speaker 4: Is a thing?
Speaker 5: Make him past that and then call us back and
Speaker 5: tell us that's your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know it was me.
Speaker 1: How thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4: Sure, what's your dirty little secret?