1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: You're about to hear a clip from one of our 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:04,280 Speaker 1: Patreon exclusive episodes. 3 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,360 Speaker 2: To hear the entire episode, sign up now at patreon 4 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 2: dot com. 5 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 1: Slash Jenkins and Jones. How are you doing, man, familyman 6 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 1: gearing up for Halloween weekend? 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 2: I'm stressed to funk out due to some work things 8 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 2: that are occurring at the moment. To be perfectly honest 9 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 2: with you, but the family and house stuff is great. 10 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 2: House looks good. We're decorated. Uh, you know, the kids 11 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 2: are very excited. We're negotiating and Vinnie's negotiating with Maya 12 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 2: how long he has to take her trick or. 13 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: Treating or he goes church treating solo or like his 14 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: before he. 15 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 2: Just just like hang out with his friends and stuff. 16 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,879 Speaker 2: The sweet thing is he's like, no, he wants to 17 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 2: take your trick or treating. He's just like, hey, you 18 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 2: can't drag me around for three hours, like let me 19 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 2: got it. Let me put my time in and then 20 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 2: watch the Dodgers game. You know, it's kind of where he's. 21 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: Okay, So what's time? Does does Maya go trick or treating? 22 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 2: I'm curious, we're a very This will probably not surprise 23 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,080 Speaker 2: you We're a very aggressive trick or treating family. The 24 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 2: game plans and we do try to cover the whole neighborhood. 25 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 1: So usually the kids go out basically as soon as the. 26 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 2: Bottom of the sun touches the horizon, like until like 27 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,320 Speaker 2: five thirty, yeah, something like that, and then they've been 28 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 2: out till I really like eight thirty or nine. They'll 29 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 2: come back and watch Simpsons and eat pizza and like 30 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 2: trade candy and got the fucking best bro. 31 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: The candy swap is the best part of it. 32 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 2: You just feel for the only children on Halloween. You know, 33 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 2: you got no one to barter with or extort or 34 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:32,559 Speaker 2: steal from. 35 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 3: I don't know, do you guys have like a whole 36 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 3: uh grid map of the city for like where the 37 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 3: best candy handouts are, Who's yeah candy bars and whatnot? 38 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 3: I figure you, as the mayor probably has a whole 39 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 3: three D model made of what your route's gonna be. 40 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 1: Full sized bars here. 41 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 2: It's so funny as an adult too, because you can't 42 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 2: afford candy obviously, and yet a full bar of candy 43 00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 2: does still feel like you've uncovered pirate treasure. Yes, weird way, 44 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 2: but it's like I just went to the grocery store 45 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 2: to buy lunch, and I obviously could have bought myself 46 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 2: a Snickers bar. 47 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: You know, like. 48 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we we stay in our neighborhood, like we 49 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 2: just do everything from the house. But they're like long 50 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 2: Beaches have two neighborhoods, like Belmont Shore slash Naples, which 51 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 2: is the like the island with the Christmas lights that 52 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 2: I always send you all pictures of and shit. That's 53 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 2: like a people from la or except like people from 54 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 2: around to southern California go trick or treating there. And 55 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 2: then also the Big Spiinoles, Virginia country Club area, which 56 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 2: is where like Ferris Bueller was filmed. 57 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,839 Speaker 1: That's where the Fairis Bueller House is. The Don darth 58 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 1: Row House is also there. 59 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 2: Like that is also a place where like people come 60 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 2: from like very far away because everyone there is handing 61 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 2: out full size bars and stuff. 62 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: I've actually never. 63 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 2: Done that because I've always been a homebody. So maybe 64 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 2: next life, you. 65 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: Know, got you got you wouldn't it be. 66 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 2: Funny to just go trick or treating one night as 67 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 2: like forty five year old men, you just like you're just. 68 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,639 Speaker 1: Out for a walk. You're just on a walk. 69 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 2: It's really just a walk where people give you candy, 70 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 2: like only the good houses. 71 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 3: I think it's a walk where people give you weird books, 72 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 3: is what it is. 73 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: Well, they would, you're saying you'd be in costume, yes. 74 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, well we dress up with the 75 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 2: kids anyway. 76 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 1: Oh sure the kids are being costumes. 77 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, the kids are being pop Demon Hunters. 78 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:25,839 Speaker 1: That's their pes that AI group whatever or no, no 79 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: it's not. It's not a it's like a Gorillas group 80 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 1: like a it's. 81 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,839 Speaker 2: It's a it's a Netflix movie that a real K 82 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 2: pop group did the voices for. 83 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: So it's yeah for that for their songs. 84 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 2: My bit currently with the kids that I know Tyler 85 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 2: will appreciate is I have been for like three months 86 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 2: calling it Pop Demon Hunters, and every time they're like 87 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 2: it's K pop, I'm like, is your name am Aya? 88 00:03:50,320 --> 00:04:00,040 Speaker 1: Like you know that's the funny thing was I. 89 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 2: I did it for like a month and BENNI would 90 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 2: I could see him like putting his hand on Maya's 91 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 2: arm like remember the plan, like don't engage, like don't 92 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 2: respond to it at all, and then at one point 93 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 2: one of them just turned to me and it was 94 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 2: like it's not pop And I was like, got you 95 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 2: got him. 96 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,359 Speaker 4: That's like when Vinnie went on that kick when he 97 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 4: was calling you. 98 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: Steve just started ignoring it. He said that, yeah, Bro, 99 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: he was pupping my ass with that steam ship. Goddamn. 100 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: That's so I forget about that. 101 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 2: You're the person who brings that up, and every time 102 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 2: you do, I get a shiver down my spine. 103 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: Bro, Like, I hope he doesn't remember that one. 104 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 4: I told you. Bro, as a little brother, I appreciate you, 105 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 4: know when when I see matches that worked like that, 106 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 4: playing the long, playing the long game with an ongoing 107 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,039 Speaker 4: bit that annoys the fun out of your loved ones. 108 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some beauty in that, bro. Yeah that's I. 109 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 2: Mean, I think you that's our languages as annoying funny men. 110 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 2: You know, we just so we have to take it 111 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 2: where we can get it. The other one I do 112 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 2: with my kids that I still can get them going 113 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 2: on is I said it was that the N in 114 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 2: mac and cheese stands for in not and and same 115 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,799 Speaker 2: thing with cookies, cookies and cream. 116 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,479 Speaker 1: It's like, no, it's cookies in cream. 117 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 2: That's what, Like, where do you think the cookies are 118 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 2: you think the cream is in the cookies, like I 119 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,159 Speaker 2: could do a I could do a ten minute riff 120 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 2: on that, and they get so fucking pissed. 121 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: But it's to the extent still that this was from 122 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: like two years ago. 123 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 2: If I tell them I'm making Kraft mac and cheese, 124 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 2: they will look at me like, don't fucking do it. 125 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 1: I love it.