Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Sarah Palin's cross country non publicity barnstorming tour of Real
Speaker 2: America continued yesterday.
Speaker 3: On day three of Sarah Palin's one nation bus tour,
Speaker 3: she met with Donald Trump on his home turf right
Speaker 3: here in New York City.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's here. She's in the house with him. Wow.
Speaker 4: This brings up so many questions.
Speaker 2: Whose name will they put on the vehicle they travel in?
Speaker 4: Will they call it trailing plump? What will they call it?
Speaker 4: So Trump's showing pale in the town.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he took her to the best of the best,
Speaker 2: some classy place like the Trump All you can Eat
Speaker 2: fueg Ra and Caviar Etheria, Trump fog Wah and Cabetheria,
Speaker 2: where you are guaranteed to contract gout.
Speaker 1: The disease of Kings.
Speaker 4: The two broke bread.
Speaker 3: They went out for a slice of pizza in New
Speaker 3: York's Times Square.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what, huh? Slice of pizza?
Speaker 2: Respect The place is called Famous Familia Pizza.
Speaker 4: It is in Albanian chain of pizzerias.
Speaker 2: What famous Familiars have Fiftieth and Broadway. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: eating there pizza's.
Speaker 4: You know fine.
Speaker 2: You see there a lot when I was working next
Speaker 2: door Caroline's Comedy Club.
Speaker 4: It's a good, uh convenience pizza.
Speaker 1: It's uh.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: Back in the eighties, there weren't a lot of food
Speaker 2: options in Times Square. It was either familiar pizza or
Speaker 2: scarf pronounce some edible underwear from one of the porn shops.
Speaker 4: And then Juliani took that option away.
Speaker 1: You know, Donald, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to say anything, but if you're taking an
Speaker 2: esteemed visitor to get real New York pizza, familiars, ain't it?
Speaker 1: Dinner was great, We had great pizza.
Speaker 4: Wasn't that good? It was real New York pizza.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not unless a real, authentic New York
Speaker 2: pizza can also be found in Terminal four of the
Speaker 2: Phoenix Sky Harbrand National Airport.
Speaker 4: It's familiar.
Speaker 2: It's a chick and Governor Palin by the way, No disrespect,
Speaker 2: no disrespect to you.
Speaker 4: You're a guest in our city.
Speaker 2: We should offer you the finest that our hospitality has
Speaker 2: to offer you.
Speaker 4: I just would have.
Speaker 2: Thought Captain Combover could have pulled that one off. I mean,
Speaker 2: for sake, it's New York City. I mean, I hate
Speaker 2: to use this term, this.
Speaker 4: Close to ground zero, but we're a bit of a
Speaker 4: pizza mecca. I mean, you know we got we got Lombardy's. Honestly, Lombardi's.
Speaker 4: Go down to Lombardi's.
Speaker 2: All this pizza in town. Litter literally found that in
Speaker 2: nineteen oh five. They make their own pork saucers. You
Speaker 2: go to Grimaldi's under the Brooklyn Bridge, a brick oven,
Speaker 2: but go there early by four o'clock.
Speaker 4: The lines out to the East River.
Speaker 2: Totano's Coney Island, not on thin crust with sweet sauce.
Speaker 2: Are Touros on Houston Street col love and lightly charred crust.
Speaker 4: Go to John's, Oh John's, go to the one on Bleeker.
Speaker 4: If that's full, go to the John's on the airper
Speaker 4: West Side's not the same vibe. But the pies.
Speaker 2: Doninos on Staten Island, they got the bread crumbs.
Speaker 4: On the bottom. Go Joe's on Carmine Street, just get
Speaker 4: a slice.
Speaker 1: Go to Jose and Garcy donald.
Speaker 2: Familia in Broadway.
Speaker 1: Now I get it, I get it.
Speaker 4: You're in a hurry.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's security concerns. I'll forgive you this selection. I
Speaker 2: apologize it let's just go to the content of your
Speaker 2: meeting and then we'll.
Speaker 1: Just shut up a bitch.
Speaker 4: Love And you stack your slices, not.
Speaker 1: With all due.
Speaker 2: Respect, You stacked slices a pizza. The steam from the
Speaker 2: bottom of the slice is gonna make the top.
Speaker 1: Crust set you piece.
Speaker 2: Maybe all those years, all those years of making your
Speaker 2: hair do whatever it is that it does. You think
Speaker 2: you can go around layering any thing you want to
Speaker 2: layer and no one's gonna say anything about it.
Speaker 4: But you cannot.
Speaker 2: You know something, I apologize, I apologize, no disrespect, I apologize.
Speaker 4: Let's let's continue with the meeting.
Speaker 1: Is are you waiting it with a form?
Speaker 4: And for.
Speaker 1: No lah for sat donaka ah at toll dead dead
Speaker 1: bey ab diablo.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump, why don't you just take that pork and
Speaker 2: stick it right in New York's eye?
Speaker 4: Donald Trump? We work hard and you do this.
Speaker 2: You disrespect us in our own house, Scato gucc You
Speaker 2: can put your name on everything. You can build your
Speaker 2: glass and gold painted buildings to.
Speaker 4: The sky blocking out the Central Park sun.
Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine, but you invite an important visitor
Speaker 2: at our house to our town and eat your pizza
Speaker 2: with a fork.
Speaker 4: Right in front of us. Hould off?
Speaker 1: Do you k you know what?
Speaker 2: Hey, why don't you take a Fiorea La Guardian's hat
Speaker 2: and feed it to Jodamazio's crying ghost on Liberty Island?
Speaker 5: You son of a bix, You son of a bitch,
Speaker 5: Watch and learn, Watch and learn, for God's sakes, watch
Speaker 5: and learn.
Speaker 1: You fold the real.
Speaker 4: You've folding?
Speaker 1: You falled in.
Speaker 4: You eat it one hand, you got the other hand free?
Speaker 4: You bull up armeisan a little regno, little red pepper.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're a point of your friend.
Speaker 2: Ago religious is n Maybe you guy you're not walking
Speaker 2: in the go ahead to take care of that.
Speaker 4: That all right, very night?
Speaker 5: Or maybe you just use your other hand to take
Speaker 5: and irresponsible.
Speaker 2: Non anapkins bab it on there, or maybe a few
Speaker 2: minutes later you just throw them the cow.
Speaker 4: You can throw them out, or you leave them on
Speaker 4: the table and go. You want to tip your tip?
Speaker 1: What do I look like a bus boy? Hould this respect?
Speaker 4: Actually? I was at busboys? Would my point is this?
Speaker 1: Donald?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell your stories. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna tell your stories.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell your story, Donald Trump, my grandparents immigrated
Speaker 2: to this country. My grandfather worked as a taxi driver
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn. My other grandfather worked as a dry cleaner
Speaker 2: in Washington Heights. I do not come from successful stock,
Speaker 2: but every day they work their fingers at a bone
Speaker 2: to a bone because it was their dream that someday
Speaker 2: their grandson could afford some DVDs of all of Robert
Speaker 2: de Niro's movies so that he could, little Jewish boy
Speaker 2: of Latvian, Lithuanian and Mongolian blood could one day, one day,
Speaker 2: god willing huh.
Speaker 4: Pretend to be Italian on television. And now you have
Speaker 4: the ball stayed pizza with a fork.
Speaker 2: You know what, based on how you with pizza, Donald,
Speaker 2: I want to see your long form birth certificate.
Speaker 4: I don't think you were really born in Europe.
Speaker 2: Now, the only thing this is true, the only thing
Speaker 2: anyone in New York, New Jersey, the entire tri state
Speaker 2: region is really talking about, is the ongoing fallout, the
Speaker 2: scandal involving Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey, the closing
Speaker 2: the George Washington Bridge.
Speaker 3: The new mayor of the Big Apple is dealing with
Speaker 3: a scandal of his own.
Speaker 4: Wait what the mayor of build a Blasio scandal.
Speaker 2: What the guy's barely been mare of in New York
Speaker 2: for two weeks. He handled a major snowstorm, he did
Speaker 2: all right there, he's already he's pushing.
Speaker 4: For sweeping reform. He's been doing a fine job.
Speaker 2: What sort of scandal could he possibly be involved in?
Speaker 3: Mayor build a Blazier may not necessarily eat pizza like
Speaker 3: most New Yorkers.
Speaker 4: You have my attention.
Speaker 2: I mean he's a guy's like six ' ten, he's
Speaker 2: a large man. Does he eat pizzas is the other
Speaker 2: ritz crackers?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't foot.
Speaker 2: So what so unless he rolls up a pie into
Speaker 2: a ball and takes it as a suppository a Grimaldi's idol.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't see the problem.
Speaker 3: So the mayor stopped by first licensedmate in island this afternoon.
Speaker 3: He cut his pizza with a knife and a fork.
Speaker 2: Breathe, Johnny, breath, Johnny.
Speaker 4: I know what this is is nonsense.
Speaker 2: This is a distraction a part of the liberal media
Speaker 2: from the real issue, which is Governor Christie's failure to
Speaker 2: take responsibility for his administration.
Speaker 1: To PLAUSI you, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 4: He's supposed to be champion in the middle class.
Speaker 2: Two weeks into your term and we catch you eating
Speaker 2: pizza a a Trump.
Speaker 4: And you call yourself a radical socialist. Penton just throwing ease.
Speaker 2: Look, I understand there's a learning curve to being a mayor,
Speaker 2: but here's lesser than number one. Learn how to eat
Speaker 2: your city signature dish. If you were mayor Phildelphi, would
Speaker 2: eat a cheese steak with a knife and fork. If
Speaker 2: you were mayre of Buffalo, would you eat chicken wings
Speaker 2: with a knife and fork? If you win a mayor
Speaker 2: of Boston, would you eat clam chowder?
Speaker 4: Would? Right?
Speaker 1: Even there, the methods hands.
Speaker 6: In my ancestral homeland, it is more typical to eat
Speaker 6: with a fork and knife.
Speaker 4: I get it. I get it. You're Italian, I get it.
Speaker 4: You're Italian. Not a Jew impersonating Italian. That's nice.
Speaker 2: You're just respecting your your native lands customs. One thing, though,
Speaker 2: were you elected the mayor of Italy? No, look out
Speaker 2: the window of the pizzeria you are currently shamer.
Speaker 4: Look out the window.
Speaker 2: Do you see as Sistine chapel or leaning tower piece
Speaker 2: out the window?
Speaker 4: You don't? You see several junk yards and a tanning salon.
Speaker 1: You know, what cause you?
Speaker 2: It's that an island, the island that isn't shaped like
Speaker 2: a boot, It just rerounds like one. And when you're
Speaker 2: in Staten Island you eat your pizza like a disgusting savage.
Speaker 2: You're just like every other person in this city. Dona
Speaker 2: sound and say to you as your up, everyone knows
Speaker 2: you're not a real New Yorker until your shirt has
Speaker 2: at least seven sea through orange grease stages on it.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about? The Blasio.
Speaker 6: You have a piece like this, I had a lot
Speaker 6: on it.
Speaker 1: Oh, you had a lot of Do you have toppings?
Speaker 1: Do you have toppings?
Speaker 2: You of all pizza, You of all people.
Speaker 4: Are worried about holding your pizza. You with your enormous
Speaker 4: Kong hands.
Speaker 2: You know that big wood thing that used to slide
Speaker 2: the pizza into the oven.
Speaker 4: That thing was built after what are your hands?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure at a pizza parlor that thing is
Speaker 2: called at the Blasio.
Speaker 6: I often start with a knife and fork, but then
Speaker 6: I cross over to the American approach and pick it
Speaker 6: up when I go farther into the pizza.
Speaker 1: You were starting with there there you being.
Speaker 2: Over that what was this mixed martial arts. What do
Speaker 2: you mean if you started you're eating a slice of pizza,
Speaker 2: a grindou and I start out with an Italian approchest,
Speaker 2: which is the American.
Speaker 4: Then I go with the Mongolian cheese slip.
Speaker 1: Now you pick it up and you eat it with your.
Speaker 2: Admittedly, your predecessor Bloomberg did not eat it with his hands.
Speaker 2: He would usually have an assistant cut it up in
Speaker 2: chewing in the feature like a baby bird.
Speaker 1: But you're not that. You're a man of the people,
Speaker 1: he like one.
Speaker 4: We'll be right back. Pay about have I got tonight?
Speaker 2: His New York City's one hundred and ninth mayor, Please
Speaker 2: welcome to the program, Mayor Bill de Blasio.
Speaker 4: So ho are you now?
Speaker 6: I'm killing good? I just wish we had done a
Speaker 6: better job getting that snow up to the Upper East Side.
Speaker 1: I know you'll get it up there.
Speaker 2: You know this is since you've been mayor, it is
Speaker 2: snowed what three times times?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I remember Bloomberg twelve years never snowed once. What.
Speaker 6: I think he paid the right guy, That's what I'm
Speaker 6: This is what I'm talking to me. He had the money.
Speaker 4: Has it been overwhelming?
Speaker 6: It's NonStop it's twenty four seven is the ultimate twenty
Speaker 6: four to seven job, right. But I love this place.
Speaker 6: It's a really great place and it's endlessly fascinating to me.
Speaker 6: But I'd like to snow dand yes, I've done the
Speaker 6: snow experience. I'd like to try something else.
Speaker 2: Now here's the thing. So you've got there's a lot
Speaker 2: of issues that I want to get today. We've got,
Speaker 2: you know, stopping frisk you're going to be stopping that.
Speaker 2: We've got a pre K education tax policy, We've got
Speaker 2: the stables situation. But there's one thing in particular that
Speaker 2: is I think many New Yorkers are talking about, and
Speaker 2: it's in many ways egregious.
Speaker 4: And let's take a look.
Speaker 3: Bill Deblasio is caught on camera this week eating pizza
Speaker 3: with a knife and fork.
Speaker 2: Now, Bloomberg, as you know, used to have his food
Speaker 2: chewed and then put back into his mouth like a
Speaker 2: baby bird. But this is unacceptable, sir, So maya. This
Speaker 2: is from It's called John's Pizza.
Speaker 4: Real.
Speaker 2: This is this is it's called a It's a sausage
Speaker 2: and mushroom from John. John's is one of the greatest
Speaker 2: pizza places in the history of pizza.
Speaker 4: I thought maybe you and I could break bread. We
Speaker 4: could share a slice. Would you like a slice? Would
Speaker 4: love a slice with your What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: Thank you, don.
Speaker 2: John.
Speaker 4: I gotta teach you everything I.
Speaker 6: Want to say John as mayor of Napolis, I mean
Speaker 6: New York City. Yes, we we are always ready for
Speaker 6: our pizza.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't even come on, come on talk
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 6: There's another way.
Speaker 4: Oh, let me show you, let me, let me watch.
Speaker 4: Let me just show you. Oh dog, the beautiful slice
Speaker 4: of pizza. Hey, Bloomberg's gone right?
Speaker 6: Can you that technique for him?
Speaker 1: You have a have a photo.
Speaker 4: We should have a big golf. I put a big
Speaker 4: golf down there for you.
Speaker 1: What's get it out? A big down here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Oh you are gigantic.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: In his hands, it looks like a regular shoulder.
Speaker 1: Cheeris We'll be going more of a mare to bag
Speaker 1: at bay.
Speaker 2: A back.
Speaker 4: I have very good news.
Speaker 2: As of today, New York's new mayor isn't the only
Speaker 2: thing about New York City that is freakishly tall.
Speaker 4: It's official now.
Speaker 7: The New World Trade Center building in New York City
Speaker 7: is now the tallest guy scraper in the country.
Speaker 4: Whoa maydagas a dozen years. But when we do it,
Speaker 4: we do it big.
Speaker 2: It's celebration, of course, with the truths in the sadness,
Speaker 2: but still tallest building in America, and we weren't always
Speaker 2: sure that would happen.
Speaker 8: An international panel of architects ruled that the needle a
Speaker 8: top one World Trade Center is a spire, not just
Speaker 8: an antenna, and is thus a permanent part of the building.
Speaker 1: It's the spire on top that makes it the tallest
Speaker 1: building in the United States.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, spire on top brokely of course.
Speaker 4: Obviously.
Speaker 2: The only concern with having a spire like that on
Speaker 2: top of the New York skyscraper is keeping stripper King
Speaker 2: Kong off of it, putting himself their giant ape college.
Speaker 2: So now I suppose that because we're now number one,
Speaker 2: unfortunately somebody else has to be number two.
Speaker 3: It topped Chicago's Willis Tower formerly the Sears Tower, which
Speaker 3: held the title for four decades.
Speaker 2: I think this is less about the competition of the
Speaker 2: cities this time because of the significance of this building.
Speaker 4: You know, Poppy, I couldn't agree more. Rebuilding the World
Speaker 4: Trade Center brings all Americans together. What kind of an
Speaker 4: ass would see this as a competition.
Speaker 1: I would just say this.
Speaker 4: To all the expertsy catherin in one row.
Speaker 2: If it looks like an antenna, that's like an antenna.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: Guess what it is?
Speaker 4: Anent?
Speaker 2: Today, on this wonderful sunny day in Chicago, you are
Speaker 2: standing in the tallest occupied spot in a building that
Speaker 2: you can stand in North America, and then.
Speaker 7: Will continue to be the case regardless of the decision
Speaker 7: today by the council.
Speaker 4: Won't you talk about it?
Speaker 2: Willis Tower's fine, fine, We'll take tallest building in the
Speaker 2: United States, and you can have tallest occupied spot in
Speaker 2: a building you can stand in North America.
Speaker 4: You know what, Chicago, what are you so mad about?
Speaker 2: We already gave you, guys, murder capital of the United States.
Speaker 4: Do you really think?
Speaker 2: You really think we can't kill more people than you?
Speaker 4: Please? We let you win.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's not.
Speaker 4: Let's not do this. Let's just agree with both great buildings,
Speaker 4: both great cities. I love Chicago.
Speaker 2: You know what, Let's have a toast, a little toast
Speaker 2: to New York and Chicago will have oh geez, with
Speaker 2: a little dirt.
Speaker 4: Rude bertrand Krement limocks. That's the that's the did we really?
Speaker 4: Is this real?
Speaker 2: I beg this would be like ginger ale, but it's
Speaker 2: not a toast piece between New York and Chicago.
Speaker 4: Well, new York City won today.
Speaker 1: It's no contest which city takes the cake.
Speaker 4: When it comes to well, just about everything else.
Speaker 6: Deep Dish pizza is quite good.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was gonna be nice, but now you've gone
Speaker 2: too far.
Speaker 4: So let me explain something. Deep Dish pizza is not
Speaker 4: only not better than.
Speaker 2: New York pizza, it's not pizza. It's a cast role.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you haven't thought to complete your Deep Dish
Speaker 2: pizza by putting some.
Speaker 4: Canned onion rings on top of it.
Speaker 2: It's a corn bread biscuit which you've melted cheese on,
Speaker 2: and then, in defiance of God and Man and all
Speaker 2: things holy, you poured uncooked maranara sauce.
Speaker 4: Atop the cheese, a top the cheese on top the
Speaker 4: sauce naked cold.
Speaker 2: I'll display like some sort of sauce woord. You know
Speaker 2: the expression there's no such thing as bad sex or
Speaker 2: bad pizza. Your pizza is like sex with a corpse
Speaker 2: made of sandpaper.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: This is not pizza. This is tomato soup and a
Speaker 2: bread bowl. This is in above ground the Marinara swimming
Speaker 2: pool for rats.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something about your not pizza.
Speaker 2: I want to know when I get drunk and pass
Speaker 2: out on my pizza, that I'm not gonna drown.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I look at this. I look at his mon, you
Speaker 1: son of a bitch. I look at thish lebo. I
Speaker 1: look at this.
Speaker 2: When I look at your deep dish pizza, I don't
Speaker 2: know whether they eat it or throw a coin in
Speaker 2: it and make a wish. And if I made a wish,
Speaker 2: it would be and I wish for some real pizza.
Speaker 4: Now, now, in all due respect, I realized it's very
Speaker 4: cold in Chicago, very cold. It's windy.
Speaker 2: You need to be able to, I don't know, have
Speaker 2: a pizza and maybe cut it open and climb inside
Speaker 2: it like a town town to keep warm.
Speaker 4: Seriously, who you're kidding?
Speaker 2: Who uses an iron skillet to make a pizza. You
Speaker 2: don't use an iron skill to make a pizza. Use
Speaker 2: an iron skillet to fend off someone who tries to
Speaker 2: serve you. Pizza made me skill, There's how I know
Speaker 2: I'm right. You call it Chicago style pizza. You call
Speaker 2: it deep dish pizza, stuffed pizza. You know we call
Speaker 2: it huh, you know we call this you know we
Speaker 2: call this pizza.
Speaker 4: Well, that's nice.
Speaker 2: Not by the way, you don't put tomatoes and celery
Speaker 2: salt hot dogs either.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows there's three acceptable condiments for a hot dogs.
Speaker 2: There's mustard, onions and stagnant cartwater.
Speaker 4: That git. We'll be run back a little while back
Speaker 4: on the program. I personally don't watch it.
Speaker 2: I think it's crash. I may have mentioned something about
Speaker 2: Chicago style pizza and how it tended to be less
Speaker 2: pizza ish than pizza.
Speaker 4: I was gesticulating quite a bit during that clut.
Speaker 2: Inarticulating that sentiment, I may have him plied that deep
Speaker 2: dish pizza tastes like a string cheese that had been
Speaker 2: baked for two hours inside of Mike Dick's ass. So
Speaker 2: I said that on my program, and apparently Chicago.
Speaker 4: Has television.
Speaker 3: Chains are no doubt taking personal offense to The Daily
Speaker 3: Show host John Stewart's rant against our deep dish pizza.
Speaker 3: John Stewart trashing our Chicago style pizzas.
Speaker 6: I take big offense because our Chicago Deep Dish is
Speaker 6: the best.
Speaker 3: Picking on our pizza, A little bit of a ribbings,
Speaker 3: come on, take one bite and it is irresistible.
Speaker 4: I'm not a Deep Dish fan myself. I love Stan Cress.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Ship a frozen to California so I can have it.
Speaker 4: I'm just not a Deep Dish fan.
Speaker 1: Get to the traffic and weather rider.
Speaker 2: I'm late and I need to know if I need
Speaker 2: to wear a coat. Anyway, some people thought that my
Speaker 2: contribution to the Pizza dialogue was not particularly well reasoned.
Speaker 4: John Stuart went on a rant. Stuart fired off a tirade.
Speaker 6: It continued like that for a while, in that cheesy
Speaker 6: New York accent.
Speaker 4: Cheesy New York accent. Who do you think you are
Speaker 4: talking about? A cheesy New York accent? You sort of
Speaker 4: you forget it? Wait a minute, you know what?
Speaker 2: Actually I hear it now you're right now that you
Speaker 2: mention it, it is somewhat pronounced. If I was ranting, well,
Speaker 2: I don't know what to say. It was nothing compared
Speaker 2: to what people on Twitter were ranting back, like Hugh
Speaker 2: John Stewart for saying keep this pizza, isn't pizza die?
Speaker 2: That particular Twitter user did not specify the method by
Speaker 2: which I should die, but I can only assume it
Speaker 2: would be poisoning by deep dish pizza. And of course,
Speaker 2: whenever there's a spirited back and forth, you just know
Speaker 2: Chicago Mara Emmanuel is going to get involved.
Speaker 3: This is the gift that Mayor Ram Emmanuel sent to
Speaker 3: John Stewart on The Daily Show.
Speaker 8: The Daily Show posted this vine video showing even a
Speaker 8: dog rejecting the deep Dish pizza from the.
Speaker 4: Mayor off our dog Quali.
Speaker 2: That h that there is one of The Daily Show
Speaker 2: dog's Quali, and for the record, he didn't want the pizza.
Speaker 2: But I have seen that dog eat not only garbage,
Speaker 2: but happily spend his entire day with his nose in.
Speaker 4: Another dog's butthole.
Speaker 2: The other dog, by the way, is Parker, and in
Speaker 2: Quality's defense, Parker has an amazing butthole, elegant, sophisticated, with
Speaker 2: just a.
Speaker 4: Sousson of snausage. I hope Chicago's are not too upset,
Speaker 4: And in the.
Speaker 2: Spirit of healing, I'm going to bring out a guy
Speaker 2: who actually came by our show the other day to
Speaker 2: give us some Chicago pizza. Please welcome Mark Malnatti of
Speaker 2: lumaal Naughti's Pizzeria in Chicago. Come on out, Mark, this
Speaker 2: is this is very enough common said, all right, come
Speaker 2: and said this.
Speaker 1: Is please have a seats?
Speaker 4: You want to put those down there? We go.
Speaker 2: That's that's very nice. Now this is Mark Malnatty. You
Speaker 2: run lu mal Naughty's Pizza.
Speaker 4: I do this.
Speaker 2: How long have you guys been in the pizza business.
Speaker 3: Well, we're the fourth generation bright seventy years.
Speaker 4: Seventy years of pizza. That's unbelievable. And you brought us
Speaker 4: some plates. Yeah? Is this because how about that? Is
Speaker 4: this because the pope? This is Chicago, John explain, Let
Speaker 4: me just give me the thing. Come on, come on,
Speaker 4: come on, John, Well, at least let me set some
Speaker 4: New York ambiance there.
Speaker 2: Let me get that's the pizza thing that Oh, let
Speaker 2: me get a little hold on nice nice alright, look
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you it looks very good. You know, I
Speaker 4: could really be. You want to just put that right
Speaker 4: on there? There you go? Thank you, my friend.
Speaker 1: Holy I don't know what your I don't know what
Speaker 1: you know? What was the picture.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the picture was your head the
Speaker 4: other day.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on a second, let me let me
Speaker 2: just try and get up on the table.
Speaker 4: Here we go. All right, we're good, We're good. All right.
Speaker 1: So yeah, stopping here here here?
Speaker 4: What am I an animal? This is?
Speaker 2: This is for Chicago. I have great friends there. It's
Speaker 2: a beautiful city.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, now, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: I dare you to tell me that that isn't the
Speaker 3: best thing you've ever had in your life.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know what that big fat castle the
Speaker 2: other day was.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what.
Speaker 4: It's very tasty. Thank you. It's very tasty. You're a
Speaker 4: reasonable man. It's very very tasty.
Speaker 2: And I apologize, you know, truth, all right, A truth
Speaker 2: Chicago not.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. It's very tasty. New York pizza is
Speaker 2: very good. And at least, let's face facts. We're not California.
Speaker 2: I mean California pizza. I mean that is that is honestly,
Speaker 2: and I say this without the respect couple.
Speaker 4: That is a I'll tell you what it ain't.
Speaker 8: It ain't Chicago pizza.
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