1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: Show, Ladies and Gentstice, is the moment you've waited for. 2 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the 3 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:26,440 Speaker 1: front door. We are supervillains ready to overtake the world, 4 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for 5 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: the best readio you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. 6 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but everybody 7 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: has a case of the Mondays. I need to say 8 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: it like your special. Yeah, it is Monday, and I 9 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: figured what better way to start the show than just 10 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: going around the room like we do sometimes and hearing 11 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: our I don't know who needs to hear this, butts 12 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: where you stay out? I don't know who needs to 13 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: hear this. And then it's followed by something that you 14 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: probably should hear, so our executive producer, Justin Barnes, what's 15 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: yours this morning? And it happens to me more on 16 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: weekends than anything. So I'm glad you just brought this 17 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: up because I don't know who needs to hear this. 18 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: But please stop sending me memes from private accounts. H 19 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: my god, do not need to have ten thousand meme 20 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: accounts that I'm following just so I can see the 21 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: one screenshot if it is that important to you, Yeah, 22 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,839 Speaker 1: you're like, this is hilarious and I don't I can't. 23 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna have to follow this now 24 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: private and I don't know, always like do I need 25 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: to unavailable? Is it worth it? By the time that 26 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 1: they finally approve me that it's been deleted, and I'm like, okay, 27 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 1: playing this game anymore with you English Evan. I don't 28 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this, but telling me not 29 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 1: to be anxious will not make me less anxious. That 30 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: is one of the most annoying things people say. I'm like, 31 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: I'm always anxious, but hearing someone say, oh, just calm down, 32 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: like it can actually happen. I've had somebody explain this 33 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: to me really well, and so you should use this 34 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: from now on. Every time someone tells you that, be like, hey, 35 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: that works just about as well as trying to will 36 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: yourself out of having diarrhea. I just don't have it. 37 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: It's the same thing, YEA. Do you deal with depression? 38 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 1: You know, I've had bouts of severe depression in my 39 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 1: life and people would just just be happy. You're just 40 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: what you're doing is you're just focusing on the negative, 41 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: and it's like, now it's a lot deeper than that. 42 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: You just say, oh my god, I never thought of that. Yeah, 43 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: I never was, like that's genius. I wish I could 44 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: just different problem, problem solved. I didn't even think about that. 45 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: Just be happy thing. No, we're medication. It's that easy. 46 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: M Alex, what's here? I don't know who needs to 47 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 1: hear I don't know who needs to hear this, But 48 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 1: buy a loof of brush and wash her damn back. 49 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: The way you looked around the room, she looked directly 50 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: at me. I think you do know who buy you 51 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,079 Speaker 1: a Lufa brush? Alex and I are married. If you 52 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: didn't know that, not just co hosted by each other 53 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 1: a loof brushes. And she did buy me a loofa 54 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: brush the other day. And then yeah, when she said that, 55 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:49,920 Speaker 1: she looked straight at me. I mean it just made 56 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 1: me think, like, wow, I haven't washed my back for 57 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: a while, so everybody else doesn't wash their back too, 58 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: one of the last time you wash her back even well, 59 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: actually I do all the time. I'm very flexible so 60 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: I can get my owns back there. Really, yeah, I 61 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 1: just wash it all the time. So you have louf 62 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 1: brush is built into your body exactly. It's some areas 63 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: you know. Well I don't get those areas, and I 64 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,919 Speaker 1: probably have a smelly back. Do you wash your back? Yeah? 65 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: I have a loof of brush. That's great, that's good. 66 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: Love it. Yeah, I have one, now amazing. I've always 67 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: had this dry patch on my back right in the 68 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: middle there. Yeah, yeah, and it's always been really itchy. 69 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: But now that I'm able to soap it up with 70 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 1: some moisturizing soap properly anymore, so, I don't find myself 71 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 1: rubbing against door jams as much. A low key one 72 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 1: of the things I look forward to the most is 73 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: using that thing because it is so satisfying. Yeah, it's nice. 74 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: It is nice. It has like soft brushels on one 75 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: side and then like a little bit of harder ones 76 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: on the other side. Oh that's a nice one. Maybe 77 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: maybe you could get English seven one for his birthday 78 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: or Christmas or something. Sure, I think that sounds great. Yeah, well, 79 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: has birthday's coming up? Yeah? December? Oh not specific? Wow, 80 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: alex O is my birthday? Yeah? Wow? What day is it? 81 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: Maintain it's my nieces. That's easy to remember. And now 82 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: everybody's gonna be texting it in four or sixth one. 83 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: You know people do that, you say your birthday, like 84 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: that's that's crazy, Well not that crazy, yeah, yeah, because 85 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: it was only Yeah, there's billions of people we can 86 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,039 Speaker 1: totally tell because you're such a sagittarius? Is that what 87 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: you are? I don't know, I do not know. I 88 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: just don't care what it is I am. I'm such 89 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 1: a sad yea. Sometimes he's in a mood and I'm 90 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 1: a man he is being a big sade. All right, 91 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: all right, jubil, what is your I don't know who 92 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 1: needs to hear this? Um mine is I don't know 93 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 1: who needs to hear this, but you probably don't know 94 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: what you're talking about. When it comes to politics, there's 95 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: so many people myself included, who like don't really know 96 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 1: the facts on things. But you know, it's back to 97 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 1: people arguing all over social media and everywhere else being 98 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,479 Speaker 1: like I know everything about the subject now because of 99 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper. Yeah, by the way, text us four one 100 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: or six one? What is your I don't know who 101 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: needs to hear this? But on the show today or 102 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: the Roses First Date follow up, it's a Jewil Show 103 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: on Hits one six point one, The Jewbil Show on 104 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio, and the New Hits one oh 105 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: six point one Jebils Dirty Little Secret on the New 106 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,479 Speaker 1: Hits of one oh six point one. Or if you 107 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret, we'll pluck 108 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 1: it off your chest. Get it off your chest. Jebil 109 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: will plug it off your chuck it off your chest 110 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: and flip it into the wind and Alex, we'll just listen. 111 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: You can tell us a dirty little secret. I have 112 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: to do is Texas at four one oh six one. 113 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 1: Tell us you have a dirty little secret and you 114 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 1: can say whatever you want on the show. We always 115 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. Nobody knows who you are. We don't 116 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody who 117 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,919 Speaker 1: wants to tell us a dirty little secret gets a 118 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now is 119 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: little miss Muffett sitting on her toffet. I want to 120 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 1: tell tell us a dirty little secret. What was up, 121 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,160 Speaker 1: little miss Muffett? Is that the name of the character 122 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,799 Speaker 1: and that nurse your room? Yes? Is that right, little 123 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: miss Muppet? Muff tough bit you said, Muppet? He said 124 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: Muffett's I think it's Muffet. It's a tuffet, but I 125 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 1: think I've never even heard of this person. Okay, it's 126 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: it's Muffett. It is Muffett. Yeah, what is it? How 127 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 1: does it go? Little miss Muffett. She sat on her tuffet, 128 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:16,280 Speaker 1: eating her curds, her curds, eating in way, eating her 129 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:18,799 Speaker 1: curds and whey or eating and water is eating her cards, 130 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 1: eating in way on google. Along came a spider who 131 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 1: sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffett away. Yeah, 132 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: is that the end? That's no, that's not there's more 133 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:30,279 Speaker 1: to it. Okay, little miss Muffett on her uffet, eating 134 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 1: her curds, eating in way. Along came of spider. That 135 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: is all that is? It? Just repeated it. Well, anyway, 136 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,559 Speaker 1: now we figured at least some of it out. Little 137 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 1: miss Muffett. How's that Tuffett doing? I guess Suffet's fine, 138 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: it's fine. I really know what curds in a way are, 139 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 1: but you know, hopefully they're all right. Like cheese and 140 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: protein powder, yeah it must beltless Muffett like go to 141 00:06:55,480 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: the gym and cheese and protein powder was big into lifting. Yeah, um, well, 142 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 1: it sounds like it's done wonders for you. You sound 143 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: like a pretty manly dude. So I did. It's been 144 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 1: a good what's your what's your dirty little secret? Um? So, 145 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: I've never told anyone this, Like I'm like literally never 146 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: whispered a word. But um, I had this teacher in 147 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 1: high school. He was my science teacher, and he was 148 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: a total he was like I hated him, yeah yeah, 149 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: but he was especially annoying, Like he was just he'd 150 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: always like do pop quizzes on stuff and a like 151 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: awkward as I hate those. Yeah, but like b every 152 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: time he like started the pop quiz, he'd be like, 153 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: show me the money. Oh ahray guy. Yeah. It was 154 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: so annoying, and he shouted it so loud. He wasn't 155 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 1: a funny guy. It wasn't terribly like charismatic guy either, 156 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 1: like you the bowling pin like it was. He was 157 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: a weird dude. This is a glowing endorsement for that guy. 158 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah right, No his favorite teachers, no, not at all. Um. 159 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 1: But finally one day I was getting I just had 160 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: enough of it. We were towards the end of the 161 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: year and I was just like, like this guy, I 162 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: gotta do something. Okay. So he had this he had 163 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: this like pretty nice car, and he parked it in 164 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: this like one specific spot every day, and uh, there's 165 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 1: one day, like during break it was like everybody it 166 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: was like kind of crowded that area, so you could 167 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: get by it kind of quick, and I just real 168 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: quickly with my with my key, I keyed his car. 169 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: Show me the money on the side of it. When 170 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: his entire year, dude, I wrote, his entire year, Dang, 171 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: that sucks, dude. And he'd put like money into it. 172 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 1: He'd put money into it. And so I mean, it's 173 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 1: horrible what I did. When I felt no remorse at all. Yeah, okay, 174 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: so you felt bad, but not that bad because of 175 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,080 Speaker 1: who he was. I recognized that I wasn't doing the 176 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 1: right thing, but like he was a and he was 177 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 1: like any thoughts. So highly was up that like somebody 178 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: needed to bring him back down to earth and that 179 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: that was you and your key. Did he ever like 180 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: get the inclination that it was you that did it? No, 181 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,559 Speaker 1: he like so many people hated him and like there 182 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 1: wasn't any cameras around er anything, so um, so yeah, 183 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 1: it was fine. And then he just was like like 184 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: and like there was like a month left. There was 185 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 1: like a month left in the schoolier and he was 186 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:26,360 Speaker 1: quiet as all hell. He never show me the money. 187 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 1: Oh man, Well he's probably got a new catchphrase now, yea. 188 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,520 Speaker 1: So well, thanks for telling us your dirty little secret 189 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 1: and helping us find out more about little miss Muffett. 190 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:40,160 Speaker 1: Thanks thanks for having did Jebil Show on demand only 191 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,680 Speaker 1: on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one oh six 192 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:48,319 Speaker 1: point one Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits 193 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,439 Speaker 1: at one oh six point one. Or if you want 194 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,680 Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret, we'll pluck it 195 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,400 Speaker 1: off your chest. Get it off your chest, Jebil, We'll 196 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: plug it off your chuck it off your chest and 197 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: flip it into the wind. Me and Alex we'll just listen. 198 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 1: You can tell us a dirty little secret. I have 199 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 1: to do. It's Texas at four one six one. Tell 200 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,760 Speaker 1: us you have a dirty little secret and you can 201 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,439 Speaker 1: say whatever you want on the show. We always keep 202 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. Nobody knows who you are. We don't even 203 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why everybody who wants 204 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret gets a fake 205 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 1: anonymous nickname and on the phone right now? Is little 206 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 1: miss Muffett sitting on her tuffet? I want to tell 207 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,960 Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. What was up, little 208 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:26,079 Speaker 1: miss Muffett? Is that the name of the character and 209 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:30,319 Speaker 1: that nurse your room? Yes? Is that right? Little miss Muppett? 210 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:34,640 Speaker 1: Tought you said Muppet? He said Muffett. I think it's Muppet. 211 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:38,160 Speaker 1: What's a tuffet? But I think I've never even heard 212 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,640 Speaker 1: of this person? Okay, it's it's Muffett. It is Muffett. Yeah, 213 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,680 Speaker 1: what is it? How does it go? Little miss Muffett? 214 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:48,840 Speaker 1: She sat on her tuffett, eating her curds, her curds, 215 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: eating in way, eating her curds and whey, or eating 216 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 1: and eating her herds eating end way on google, Along 217 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,640 Speaker 1: came a spider who sat down beside her and frightened 218 00:10:57,679 --> 00:11:00,520 Speaker 1: Miss Muffett. Away. Yeah, is that the end? No, that's 219 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:04,959 Speaker 1: not there's more to its. Muffett eating her curds, eating 220 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: in way along came is fodder. That is all that is? 221 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 1: It just repeated it. Well, anyway, now we figured at 222 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,480 Speaker 1: least some of it out. Little miss Muffett. How's that 223 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:19,719 Speaker 1: Toughett doing? I guess it's fine. It's fine. I really 224 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 1: know what curds and way are, but you know, hopefully 225 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:26,920 Speaker 1: they're all right. Like cheese and protein powder, yeah it 226 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 1: must be less. Muffet like go to the gym and 227 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,400 Speaker 1: cheese and protein powder was big into lifting. Yeah, um 228 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,719 Speaker 1: well it sounds like it's done wonders for you. You 229 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,160 Speaker 1: sound like a pretty manly dude, little miss Muffet, So 230 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,960 Speaker 1: I did. Yeah it's been a good what's your what's 231 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,960 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Um? So, I've never told anyone this, like, 232 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 1: I've like literally never whispered a word. But um, I 233 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,440 Speaker 1: had this teacher in high school. He was my science teacher, 234 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,439 Speaker 1: and he was a total you like I hated him. 235 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:01,960 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but he was especially annoying, like he was 236 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,640 Speaker 1: just he'd always like do pop quizzes on stuff and 237 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:10,679 Speaker 1: a like quizzes, I hate those, but like b every 238 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,200 Speaker 1: time he like started the pop quiz, he'd be like, 239 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: show me the money, oh guy. Yeah. It was so 240 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: annoying and he shouted it so loud. He was a 241 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 1: funny guy. It wasn't terribly like charismatic guy either, like 242 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 1: he should have a bowling pin. Like he was a 243 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 1: weird dude. This is a glowing ment for that guy. Yeah, 244 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,800 Speaker 1: yeah right, no favorite teacher, No, not at all. Um. 245 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,199 Speaker 1: But finally one day I was getting I just had 246 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,640 Speaker 1: enough of it. Were towards the end of the year, 247 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 1: and I was just like, like this guy, I gotta 248 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 1: do something. Okay. So he had he had this like 249 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 1: pretty nice car and he parked it in this like 250 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:54,440 Speaker 1: one specific spot every day, and uh there's one day, 251 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 1: uh like during break it was like everybody it was 252 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,719 Speaker 1: like kind of crowded that area, so you could get 253 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,920 Speaker 1: by it kind of quick. And I just real quickly 254 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 1: with my with my key, I keyed his car. Show 255 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 1: me the money on the side of it. His entire year, dude, 256 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: I wrote, his entire year, come back. Dang, that sucks 257 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 1: due And he'd put like money into it. He'd put 258 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,200 Speaker 1: money into it. And so I mean, it's horrible what 259 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 1: I did. When I felt no remorse at all. Yeah, okay, 260 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 1: so you felt bad, but not that bad because of 261 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 1: who he was. I recognized that I wasn't doing the 262 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,680 Speaker 1: right thing, but like he was a and he was 263 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,800 Speaker 1: like any thoughts so highly stuff that like somebody needed 264 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 1: to bring him back down to earth, and that was 265 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,160 Speaker 1: that was you and your key. Did he ever like 266 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 1: get the inclination that it was you that did it. No, 267 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:45,319 Speaker 1: he like so many people hated him, and like there 268 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 1: wasn't any cameras around or anything, so um, so yeah, 269 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,800 Speaker 1: it was fine. And then he just was like a 270 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,560 Speaker 1: like and like there was like a month left, there 271 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,000 Speaker 1: was like a month left in the school year, and 272 00:13:55,040 --> 00:14:00,280 Speaker 1: he was quiet as all hell. Show me the money. Yeah. 273 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 1: Oh man, Well he's probably got a new catchphrase now, yea. 274 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,240 Speaker 1: So well, thanks for telling us your dirty little secret 275 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,440 Speaker 1: and helping us find out more about little Miss Muffett. 276 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:15,200 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the 277 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: new Hits one oh six point one The Jewel Show's 278 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 1: Idiots in the News. Welcome to the I n N, 279 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network for Monday, November ninth, twenty twenty. 280 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,120 Speaker 1: It's the Idiot News where idiots aren't just in the news. 281 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,680 Speaker 1: For your first story of the day, let's send it 282 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: on over to Alex Fresh, who was on location live 283 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,160 Speaker 1: in New York City. New York City. I'm not sure 284 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: if I'm in the city, but I'm somewhere wherever. Carl 285 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 1: Lentz used to go to church Past Church for that 286 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:44,440 Speaker 1: mega church Instagram church guy Carl Lentz was a pastor 287 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,239 Speaker 1: of it and he got fired and he revealed why 288 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:50,240 Speaker 1: why Yeah, it's because he was unfaithful in his marriage. 289 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,560 Speaker 1: Oh wow, shocker, Oh wow, No way can I go 290 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,920 Speaker 1: against everything Jesus stands for? Yeah, isn't that like a 291 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,760 Speaker 1: no no? I think it's a no no? And I 292 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 1: think you for that, Yes, I think you do. And 293 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,400 Speaker 1: I think it happens a lot to these big mega 294 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: church guys. Think so they get caught in these scandals 295 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 1: all the times that were the clear aviators and those 296 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: like tank jobs to have the hoodies on them. Yeah. 297 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,720 Speaker 1: Have you seen the instagram churches? I have not. It's 298 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,920 Speaker 1: like Justin Bieber hangs out there, all these celebrities hanging 299 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,920 Speaker 1: out with these pastors. I can all I can like 300 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 1: come to like a conclusion after seeing these same churches 301 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 1: is the pastors just want to be famous. Well, it's 302 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,200 Speaker 1: definitely a business that they know it's a huge following. Oh, 303 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,520 Speaker 1: it's the business for sure. Yeah. I mean, and like 304 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 1: if you look at their instagrams there, it's like, you know, 305 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 1: they had the old televangelists, the one that we're on 306 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,600 Speaker 1: TV talking about how God wants us to have private jets. 307 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,400 Speaker 1: Those guys. Everybody's like, they're obviously just about money. I 308 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: grew up in the church, you know. Both my parents 309 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 1: were ministers, and yeah, I'm pretty sure that you're supposed 310 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,080 Speaker 1: to live a meager life. I think so. It's all 311 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 1: about money and fame. God wants them to write more books, 312 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: and they need money to write more books. I'm sure 313 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,000 Speaker 1: he'll forgive Carling as long as he repents. He's going 314 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 1: to go right right on up to heaven. That's the 315 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,360 Speaker 1: thing is his wife will probably forgive him. Oh, he 316 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,520 Speaker 1: has the work. They always do. Yeah, he just gave 317 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 1: into temptation. Those poor women. I know. Okay, that's all 318 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,640 Speaker 1: I have here from New York. I'm sending about you. 319 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,560 Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Alex. This is the i n N, 320 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,760 Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, 321 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,920 Speaker 1: they report the news. Let's send it on overnight English. Evan, 322 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 1: who's at home organizing his recipe index cards according to 323 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 1: the Dewey decimal system. Sounds like a fun day. I 324 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 1: don't know any other worse you just said. But no, 325 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,840 Speaker 1: I am actually with Jason Derulo and he struck gold 326 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 1: when TikTok was created because it reignited a dying career 327 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: by making strange videos with young children. Now, though he 328 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,200 Speaker 1: might have gone too far, okay, he says there's really 329 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: no actual science to creating a vile TikTok dance. Yeah, 330 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 1: you don't say anybody with a brain that works in 331 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,160 Speaker 1: their head knows that exactly. Yeah, it's the most annoying 332 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 1: app to scroll fool. Do you do any of you 333 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 1: guys have TikTok? I do. I don't even open it? Okay, Okay, 334 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 1: So I tried for a second. Yeah, back when it 335 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: was musically I made one video which I actually liked 336 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,120 Speaker 1: a lot. It's just me sitting there with a bunch 337 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 1: of egg plan emoji's popping up all over the place. 338 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,720 Speaker 1: Didn't really get at traction with that. But scroll through 339 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 1: it and it's yeah, dance, it's down. I can't get 340 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 1: into it. Well, I mean, it's just the ultimate like 341 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,880 Speaker 1: case of how someone with no talent can become famous 342 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 1: and rich. Yeah, and it's just very very annoying to 343 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: scroll through it is. And at least now I'm on 344 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 1: like the nerdy side, so I actually see content that 345 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 1: I want to see. Because you can dislike things so 346 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:21,439 Speaker 1: much Yeah, so I dislike things all the time that 347 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,880 Speaker 1: are like the hype house or these you know teenagers. Yeah, 348 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 1: it's weird. Well, for one, I mean it's weird that 349 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: I'm a twenty six year old and I'm watching teenagers 350 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: dance in a strange way. It's very weird. Yeah. So 351 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,720 Speaker 1: I am now on like watching comic book videos and start, 352 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,360 Speaker 1: which is all. Didn't know you can do that? Yeah, 353 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 1: that's all just like white teenagers dancing horribly. No. No, 354 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,920 Speaker 1: like the whole of my feet is just marvel things. 355 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: God got it. It's so much better now. Sending it 356 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,440 Speaker 1: back to you, Jubile. Thank you very much, English Evan. 357 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,200 Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network 358 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,400 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. And for our 359 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: next story of the day, let's send it on over 360 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:57,920 Speaker 1: to me, Jubil Fresh and Starbucks War on Christmas is back. 361 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,720 Speaker 1: Over the weekend, Starbucks released their annual holiday cups beautiful 362 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 1: you know, the cups that outrage everybody. Yeah, for some reason, 363 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,960 Speaker 1: Starbucks holiday cups always are the big issue and the 364 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 1: big thing that people are mad about around the holidays. 365 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 1: When it's like it's just a cup, well they get well, 366 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 1: they get mad because it's either not holiday themed enough, 367 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 1: so it's like you're taking the Christmas out of Christmas 368 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,439 Speaker 1: for people. You're trying to include everybody, so you're just 369 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: making it red. You should put Santa on there, and 370 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: Starbucks is like, we didn't put Santa because some people 371 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,560 Speaker 1: don't believe in Santa. And they're like, who cares about them? 372 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,479 Speaker 1: This is America and we have san and Starbucks is like, well, 373 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 1: some Americans, some people who aren't from America also moved here, 374 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:40,840 Speaker 1: so we're trying to think about them. And they're like, 375 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 1: screw you, you bigot. And they're like, screw you, you bigot. 376 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 1: That's how it goes. I think that's exactly the conversation. 377 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,240 Speaker 1: If you're curious on what the designs are so you 378 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,160 Speaker 1: can get angry. They've got red, green, and white patterns, 379 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,400 Speaker 1: but as usual, none of them actually say the word Christmas. 380 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 1: Oh so get prepared for a couple months of debating 381 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,200 Speaker 1: online about how anti American or anti Christmas Starbucks is. 382 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:09,560 Speaker 1: Fun times, can people just relax about annoying about Joe Job. 383 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,280 Speaker 1: Let's see you about to lose the job, Lady Jobs 384 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 1: of course may see it. News is done for today 385 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:21,760 Speaker 1: job because detaining me nothing, lose yo job. You're about 386 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:26,360 Speaker 1: to lose yoke job. You're about to lose yoke job 387 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,119 Speaker 1: defending me nothing. And that was the i n N, 388 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,240 Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the 389 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:39,160 Speaker 1: news the news. Tune in tomorrow for another hard hitting report. 390 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 1: This is i N News News, The Jubil Show on 391 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,400 Speaker 1: demand only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one 392 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 1: oh six point one. It's another Jubil phone frame day mornings. 393 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,879 Speaker 1: That's one hees only on the New Hits one oh 394 00:19:54,960 --> 00:20:00,159 Speaker 1: six point one. What Hello, Hey, what's up? This is 395 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,440 Speaker 1: Joorban calling from PlayStation I was looking for Trevor. Oh cool, Yeah, 396 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 1: I'm Trevor. You say you're calling from PlayStation Yeah, I dude. Um, 397 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 1: So I'm calling because you know, we had your name 398 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,600 Speaker 1: down for the pre order for the PlayStation five is 399 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,880 Speaker 1: coming out. Yeah yeah, I'm super excited for it. Yeah dude, Yeah, 400 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 1: it's gonna be sick bro. Anyway, Yeah, I'm calling you 401 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 1: because we're just doing a little background on everybody who's 402 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,160 Speaker 1: on the pre order to make sure they're actually legit 403 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,520 Speaker 1: gonna buy one, but also um to unfortunately let some 404 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,040 Speaker 1: of them know that they are not gonna be able 405 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: to receive a PlayStation. So that um second part is 406 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 1: you uh wait what yeah, dude, UM, we can't let 407 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,040 Speaker 1: you have a PlayStation five. We're only sending these like 408 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 1: serious gamers um and not nubes. So like, um sorry, 409 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:50,119 Speaker 1: but wait, I'm was there like a mix up or something? 410 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 1: I mean no, dude's like we pulled up your game 411 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,000 Speaker 1: attag and looked at your score and wait you play 412 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 1: and how you play? And um, like we were just 413 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 1: trying to give these two people who are actually good 414 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,080 Speaker 1: and not nubes or defaults like you are. So wait 415 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,680 Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait whoa whoa you pulled up my 416 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 1: game or tacking. I wasn't I wasn't enough. Yeah, we 417 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,199 Speaker 1: can't send you one, sorry, like I because I use 418 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,199 Speaker 1: default skins sometimes. I'm sorry, I'm saving time. How is 419 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,119 Speaker 1: that gonna stop me for the fun? I'm paying you 420 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 1: money anyway, man. So anyway, like, since you're kind of 421 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,840 Speaker 1: a default, we can't um send you this pre order, 422 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,880 Speaker 1: but you can go one from the store if you want, Dude, 423 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 1: whenever they get out you No, wait, you can't November twelfth, 424 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: like around the corner already. I can't be expected to 425 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,440 Speaker 1: just have these things taken out from under me. I 426 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 1: put my name on the pre order like six months ago. Um, yeah, dude, 427 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 1: and we just got around to checking it out and 428 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,760 Speaker 1: realizing that we shouldn't send you one pre order. Like 429 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,720 Speaker 1: you're not, Like, I know, it's hard to hear. I 430 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,199 Speaker 1: know it's like a tough pill to swallow or whatever. 431 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 1: But you're just not that good, bro, So like that's 432 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,160 Speaker 1: even matter. It's not true. But if it was, how 433 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,800 Speaker 1: is that enough? Because you gotta be because like we're 434 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,359 Speaker 1: like this is place station did, like we have an 435 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,440 Speaker 1: image and like the only the people that are getting 436 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,480 Speaker 1: at pre order like that's got would be a good 437 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,600 Speaker 1: look on us, you know. Yeah, well your PlayStation. Well 438 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:15,159 Speaker 1: I'm Trevor, all right, I'm enough on my own anyway. Okay, 439 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,640 Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't need this. You can't 440 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,919 Speaker 1: do this to me, all right. I mean, well, like 441 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,440 Speaker 1: I can do it to you, then I'm pretty much 442 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,159 Speaker 1: doing it to you. You can't. You can't. I I 443 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,639 Speaker 1: prepared for this forever. I've I put my name on 444 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,040 Speaker 1: the pre order list. Yeah, forever. Go. Do you need 445 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,800 Speaker 1: more money? I mean okay, is that what it is? 446 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,720 Speaker 1: Did you say, do we need more? Do I need 447 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,320 Speaker 1: more money? Yeah? Are you asking for more for the 448 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,960 Speaker 1: pre order? Can we can we talk about that? Is 449 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 1: that what you're looking for? Okay, hey, you're looking for 450 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 1: let's cut to the chase. All right, dude. Look, I 451 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,200 Speaker 1: mean I could probably get into a lot of trouble 452 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:54,240 Speaker 1: for doing this, but I mean, like if you did 453 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,000 Speaker 1: want to slimy something on the side, I might be 454 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,760 Speaker 1: able to hook you up and you know, still keep 455 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,200 Speaker 1: you on the pre order list, Like okay, yeah, no, 456 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:06,760 Speaker 1: how much how much you need? Um wall Like it's 457 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,920 Speaker 1: gonna kind of be a lot. Bro Okay, fine, I'll 458 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:17,600 Speaker 1: do whatever. How much like ten thousand? The consoles were five? Yeah, dude, 459 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,239 Speaker 1: but I can get you one for ten thousand, like 460 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:24,919 Speaker 1: earlier than other people. No, no, not ten thousand dollars 461 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:29,919 Speaker 1: for a five hundred dollars Yeah, down anyway, Well then 462 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,240 Speaker 1: I'll just let you I'll let you know it's a 463 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,959 Speaker 1: prank phone call. Then how about that? What? Yeah, this 464 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,920 Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone 465 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 1: prank on you. Your girlfriend Stacy set you up. She 466 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,320 Speaker 1: said that you were really excited about the new PlayStation, 467 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:50,080 Speaker 1: and obviously she was right. So can't wait for you 468 00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:51,520 Speaker 1: to get your pre order. It sounds like you really 469 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:56,640 Speaker 1: need it. Wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks, 470 00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,199 Speaker 1: we say mornings on the twenties, The Jewil Show on 471 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh 472 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:09,080 Speaker 1: six point one. Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New 473 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,359 Speaker 1: Hits one oh six point one. If you have a 474 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,119 Speaker 1: dirty little secret, all you have to do is text 475 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,879 Speaker 1: into the show four one oh six one and you 476 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,840 Speaker 1: can tell us anything. Well, you can also tell us 477 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,679 Speaker 1: and then we'll have you tell everybody else. But can 478 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,679 Speaker 1: be telling quite a few people. Yeah, at least five, ye, 479 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 1: definitely more eight a couple of people. Anyway, we'll let 480 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,280 Speaker 1: you tell your dirty little secret on the show. And 481 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,399 Speaker 1: remember we keep you anonymous. We don't ever say your name. 482 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,920 Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why 483 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,199 Speaker 1: everybody gets an anonymous nickname when they tell us a 484 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And on the phone right now, kind 485 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,080 Speaker 1: of cool. Jimmy Tabasco, the creative Tobacco Hot Sauce. His 486 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:46,719 Speaker 1: name is Jimmy. Jimmy Tabasco is on the phone. What's up, Jimmy, Hi, 487 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,919 Speaker 1: love your hot sauce. Now, I'm really interested to know 488 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 1: what your dirty little secret is. Um. Well, okay, I 489 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,680 Speaker 1: this is It's pretty bad. I was mowing my lawn 490 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,680 Speaker 1: out in the backyard and my kids were out playing 491 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:09,199 Speaker 1: their young kids, and oh god, I ran over a 492 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,800 Speaker 1: raccoon with the lawnloord. It literally just ran out, ran 493 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 1: over a raccoon. Yes good, I mean, yeah, they're little 494 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 1: crap heads. But how do you run over a raccoon? 495 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 1: He shot out? I don't know. He must he just 496 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,200 Speaker 1: shot out into in front of my lawnloard. I went 497 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,919 Speaker 1: over him. That is impressive. That's awesome. I'm glad you 498 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,960 Speaker 1: did that. Raccoons are evil creatures, you know. I love raccoons. Yeah, 499 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,760 Speaker 1: they look cute, they look like little bandits, but they 500 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,560 Speaker 1: are They all of them have babies. Yeah, that's amazing. 501 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: They all have babies. And they lumber. You ever seen 502 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,639 Speaker 1: them walking down a city street. They lumber down a 503 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,679 Speaker 1: city street. And the only thing that should be lumbering 504 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 1: down a city city street is a drunk almost person, 505 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,560 Speaker 1: and that they should not be. And then like I 506 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,359 Speaker 1: used to live out this one place. Sorry to go 507 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,920 Speaker 1: off on a little rent about raccoons right now, but 508 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: it's a very it's a sensitive subject for me. I 509 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,400 Speaker 1: used to live in this one place and I lived 510 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,480 Speaker 1: in the back of this guy's house, right and I 511 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,760 Speaker 1: had to walk down a narrow pathway to go to 512 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 1: work every morning, and there was a raccoon every single 513 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,760 Speaker 1: morning at the same time I left would cross the 514 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,880 Speaker 1: street and go to a bush that was right where 515 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 1: I had to walk by. Hilarious. Knew every and it 516 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 1: was literally his morning routine. My morning routine were the same, 517 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,879 Speaker 1: and I knew he was in there just waiting to 518 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,840 Speaker 1: pounce on me. So those things are evil, yep. And 519 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,480 Speaker 1: he taunted me for like a year and a half. 520 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,120 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, it sounds like you have some PTSD 521 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 1: from that, maybe a little bit. So anyway, you are 522 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:29,280 Speaker 1: a champion of the people and ran over a raccoon. Yeah. Yeah. 523 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 1: So after I ran over the raccoon with the lawn more, 524 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,320 Speaker 1: my kids were like, oh no, like Mommy isn't hurt. 525 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,640 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, I think I think 526 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 1: it'll be fine. I think she'll be fine, Like I 527 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 1: don't think. Yeah, yeah, like it's gonna be fine, even 528 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,920 Speaker 1: though like in my head, like those raccoon's like toast, 529 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:52,480 Speaker 1: and so of course I'm gonna tell them like, no, 530 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,040 Speaker 1: it's fine, Like, yeah, I'm gonna take care of it. 531 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,480 Speaker 1: You guys, don't worry about it. And so I picked 532 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,440 Speaker 1: up the raccoon. I told them I'd be right back, 533 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,439 Speaker 1: and um, I went to the side yard where they 534 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,880 Speaker 1: don't go and oh my gosh, I put it out 535 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:13,680 Speaker 1: out of its misery with my shovel. Oh you are 536 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 1: she runs it over with the lawnmower and then kills 537 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,720 Speaker 1: it with a shovel. What a bad day for it 538 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,480 Speaker 1: was dying slowly, so like I had to take it 539 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,360 Speaker 1: out of its misery. My personal feelings about raccoons. It's 540 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:31,639 Speaker 1: an honor to talk to you well, so like anyways, 541 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,879 Speaker 1: they obviously the kids asked about the raccoon. Yeah, you 542 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,439 Speaker 1: know later on, and so sometimes we'll see raccoons in 543 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,240 Speaker 1: our background. I'm like, oh, there, there he is. Recovered 544 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:48,080 Speaker 1: the raccoon. So my dirty little secret is that my 545 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,719 Speaker 1: kids don't know that I killed a raccoon with a shovel. 546 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:57,480 Speaker 1: I mean, it's like the worst way to go by 547 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 1: lawn mower and then hit over the head with a shovel, Right, 548 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,199 Speaker 1: It's one way to go out yeah, I mean if 549 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:09,320 Speaker 1: you're gonna go out blades and glory. And by the way, 550 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,840 Speaker 1: when we say you can tell a dirty little secret 551 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,080 Speaker 1: on the show, we mean it whatever it is. So 552 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,439 Speaker 1: if you're ating us or texting us at four one 553 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,320 Speaker 1: six one complaining about what that lady did that raccoon, yeah, 554 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,640 Speaker 1: not our fault. No, she did it. She just wanted 555 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,000 Speaker 1: to sell us a dirty little secret. You know how 556 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 1: she could do that. That's her. Never we just allow 557 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,520 Speaker 1: you to say whatever you want to say. It's a 558 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 1: judgment free zone unless you need to be judged. Yeah, 559 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:33,920 Speaker 1: so we judged her as well. What's your dirty little Secret? 560 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,000 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and 561 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 1: the New Hits one h six point one. Guys, smell that? 562 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,720 Speaker 1: Smell it? What is it? It's the Jewel Show? Whoa 563 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,479 Speaker 1: what does that smell like? That doesn't smell good? But 564 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,080 Speaker 1: that's not wow what I'm smelling right now what I'm smelling. 565 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,760 Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty oh and it does not smell good. No, 566 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,239 Speaker 1: what does it smell like? Though? Well, interesting that you 567 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,920 Speaker 1: ask English, even because a candle company in England where 568 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,720 Speaker 1: you're from, ooh, my Land just created a candle called 569 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 1: the twenty twenty cents. Oh wow, the name of the 570 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:14,200 Speaker 1: company is flaming crap, So that already tells you that 571 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 1: they definitely know what twenty twenty smells like. I could 572 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,440 Speaker 1: have just gone with that with the smell of twenty Yeah, seriously, 573 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,640 Speaker 1: it's a layered candle that will take you through the 574 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,520 Speaker 1: four big smells of twenty twenty. So I'll go through 575 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,240 Speaker 1: the smells and see if you guys agree with it 576 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,480 Speaker 1: or not. Number four the scent of budget after shave 577 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 1: and earthy essence. Do you guys know what after shave? Yeah, 578 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,600 Speaker 1: earthy essence. When I tell you why they put that 579 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,600 Speaker 1: in there, Oh makes sense. Do you know why twenty 580 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,400 Speaker 1: twenty would smell like budget after shave and earthly essence? 581 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:49,080 Speaker 1: Because a cheap after shave smells like crap? Yes and no, 582 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,840 Speaker 1: it's supposed to make you think of Joe Exotic the 583 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 1: Tiger can. Yeah. I mean I think that he definitely 584 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,280 Speaker 1: probably uses some pretty nasty, cheap cologne. He provided a 585 00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 1: lot of fun for a lot of people, did ye. 586 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,720 Speaker 1: It was the biggest thing, one of the biggest things 587 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 1: of the year. So you know, because only thing we 588 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 1: can think of that smells like twenty twenty is garbage. Yeah, 589 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,680 Speaker 1: that's all I can think of. So that's a good one, though. 590 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,600 Speaker 1: The tiger King Number three would is the other scent 591 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 1: that's in this candle that's supposed to smell like all 592 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,480 Speaker 1: the smells of twenty twenty would like like from trees. Yes, 593 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,520 Speaker 1: I think wood smells good. It does. I like wood. Yeah. See, 594 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,200 Speaker 1: all these except for the budget aftershave so far not bad, 595 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,840 Speaker 1: smells terrible, not what you would think. Twenty twenty actually 596 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 1: smells like. I think they're trying to look at the positive. 597 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,040 Speaker 1: Maybe weird, which is weird because their company is called 598 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,320 Speaker 1: Flaming Crap. I'm just, you know, gone all the way 599 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 1: with it and gone with the sense that everybody knows 600 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 1: twenty twenty smells like. But anyway, would it smells like 601 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,160 Speaker 1: that for the DIY projects and home improvement projects that 602 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 1: people have done during quarantine? Oh? I mean that applies 603 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,320 Speaker 1: for you guys, isn't it, because you get a lot 604 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,920 Speaker 1: of work on the house. Yeah yeah, well we didn't. 605 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,560 Speaker 1: We tried. We hired someone who did. Yeah, well that 606 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 1: still counts. Yeah. Yeah, what's the smell of frustration and disappointment? 607 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,840 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't say twenty twenty smells 608 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 1: like rich mahogany. No, smells like cussing a lot and 609 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,880 Speaker 1: hurting yourself and dropping things on your foot and getting 610 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,640 Speaker 1: an argument so that we're not being able to finish 611 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,880 Speaker 1: a project. But yeah, Number two, the smell in this 612 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,239 Speaker 1: candle that they've just come out with, it smells like 613 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:16,920 Speaker 1: twenty twenty. This one makes sense. Hand sanitizer, Oh gross, yeah, yeah, 614 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 1: what is the smell of had? Like alcohol? Yeah? Something? Yeah, 615 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,960 Speaker 1: some hand sanitizers smells so bad, like I gag when 616 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: I use it. Oh yeah, what is that? I don't know. 617 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,800 Speaker 1: And so yeah, there was one that I had the 618 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 1: other day. I don't know where we were. And a 619 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 1: little while later in the day, I was doing something 620 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,440 Speaker 1: in my hands up by my nose, and I was like, 621 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,080 Speaker 1: what did I put my hand in? Yeah, just discussing 622 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,680 Speaker 1: something worse than poo. Yeah, I was like, I don't 623 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 1: think I put my hand anywhere that filthy. But yeah, 624 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,520 Speaker 1: some of them are really bad. And then the number 625 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,320 Speaker 1: one scent that they have in this candle that smells 626 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,280 Speaker 1: like twenty twenty is I don't get it. I don't 627 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,160 Speaker 1: understand this one. Maybe you guys can explain it. But 628 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,320 Speaker 1: banana bread, Yeah, I mean banana bread smells amazing because 629 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:02,240 Speaker 1: people are baking more. Oh okay, I have you guys 630 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,560 Speaker 1: been cooking a little more. Hell no, we've been cooking less. 631 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,000 Speaker 1: We've been We've been ordering more Uber Eats and door Dash, 632 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,240 Speaker 1: and then when restaurants finally opened, we've been going out more. 633 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,640 Speaker 1: But we don't cook at home that much anyway. I 634 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: don't like cooking. You guys don't. I just don't like it. 635 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800 Speaker 1: Just doesn't A female doesn't mean that I have to 636 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,520 Speaker 1: cook and like it. You said it, Alice, I like it. 637 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 1: I actually enjoy cooking when I do, except I'm lazy. 638 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,320 Speaker 1: I think you've done it twice. Yeah, and one time 639 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,920 Speaker 1: we didn't eat it right, I know, And the other 640 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,440 Speaker 1: time it wasn't cooked all the way you trying to feel, Alex, Well, 641 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,280 Speaker 1: Alex and I are married. If you didn't know that, 642 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,720 Speaker 1: I have to say that because sometimes people don't know that. Well, 643 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,600 Speaker 1: when we first started dating, I made her lasagna because 644 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,760 Speaker 1: the find is a favorite thing. Was really good. It 645 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,080 Speaker 1: was really good. I thought it was amazing. It was 646 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,440 Speaker 1: actually but I only found out like a year ago, 647 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,640 Speaker 1: cooked all the way the noodles very like it. Literally 648 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,920 Speaker 1: they were almost cooked, like they needed like a couple 649 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,840 Speaker 1: more minutes in the hot water before he baked it. 650 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,480 Speaker 1: But literally, the lasagna was delicious. I was so proud 651 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,200 Speaker 1: of myself to I'm like, man, she's so impressed me. 652 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: I was. Actually, she's like, oh my god, it's disgusting 653 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,440 Speaker 1: cooked in her sense, And that was like a couple 654 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,400 Speaker 1: of years ago. Oh my god, Jubil. So clearly you 655 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,280 Speaker 1: don't enjoy it that much. I don't don't. Apparently maybe 656 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,480 Speaker 1: in like past relationships, but I don't know myself. I 657 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,080 Speaker 1: used to, but now he's married. He doesn't like cooking. No, 658 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,200 Speaker 1: I just don't do it. I like either I don't 659 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,560 Speaker 1: do it, but you don't like it, and I don't 660 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,760 Speaker 1: do it anyway. He was having a You're right, I 661 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,360 Speaker 1: don't like it that much. If I liked it that much, 662 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,000 Speaker 1: I might do it more offensive. But I do enjoy 663 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,600 Speaker 1: it when I do it. But also I don't want 664 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, I'd rather eat out. You do 665 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 1: look like you enjoy it when you did it that 666 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,920 Speaker 1: one time. That one time I did it, I looked 667 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,520 Speaker 1: very happy. I was thinking they should have made it 668 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,400 Speaker 1: smell like disappointment. I'm just not exactly sure how you 669 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,160 Speaker 1: capture that scent. Yeah, disappointment smell like I feel like 670 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,880 Speaker 1: disappointment would be like your body odor after the next 671 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,040 Speaker 1: morning of your drinking a lot. Oh yeah, that is 672 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,680 Speaker 1: and you totally regret life. That definitely would be the 673 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,280 Speaker 1: smell disappointment body odor drinking the body odor. Well, if 674 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,320 Speaker 1: you're interested in this candle that smells like twenty twenty, 675 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 1: it's on their website. I don't know what the website is, 676 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,319 Speaker 1: flaming crap dot com. I'm measured, but text in four 677 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,080 Speaker 1: one oh six one. What do you think should be 678 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,360 Speaker 1: added to the candle that smells like twenty twenty? The 679 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:17,120 Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New 680 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,040 Speaker 1: Hits one h six point one. Who's Alex's worst person 681 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,279 Speaker 1: in the world today? Who's Alex's worst person in the 682 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:29,040 Speaker 1: world today? Well, it's gonna be Um someone who everybody's 683 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:34,120 Speaker 1: come across. The first person who ever created a housemaid 684 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,600 Speaker 1: whatever for their restaurant, like a housemade ginger beer or 685 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:43,000 Speaker 1: a housemaid like the housewine. Yeah, house is like the 686 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,360 Speaker 1: it's the low end of the alcohol. Oh okay, Like 687 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,560 Speaker 1: we make our own blah blah blah. Right right, Oh oh, 688 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 1: this is the house cheese or whatever made usually catch up. Yeah, 689 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,319 Speaker 1: oh god. Any restaurant that takes itself too seriously, Yes, 690 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,520 Speaker 1: they always have their own in house ketchup that they've 691 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,960 Speaker 1: made instead of hinds, which there's a reason. I'm sorry. 692 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,319 Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of hipsters out there who 693 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,600 Speaker 1: listen to the show. Probably not, but anyway, if there 694 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,000 Speaker 1: are hipstere type people who listen to the show, they 695 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:15,080 Speaker 1: get so upset at major brands. So my god, oh 696 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,520 Speaker 1: my god, I'm not eating at that place to have 697 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,440 Speaker 1: huns catch up like Hens fifty seven, and it probably 698 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,520 Speaker 1: has a plastic bottle. Oh my god, there's like so 699 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,239 Speaker 1: much sugar on them. So if you go to any 700 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,000 Speaker 1: hipstery type of restaurant, they always have their house made ketchups, 701 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,399 Speaker 1: or they don't. They don't even think about having ranch. 702 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,879 Speaker 1: Yeah no, it's get ranch. It's like aoli. I guess 703 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,319 Speaker 1: what hines is delicious? It is su well, yeah, because 704 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,239 Speaker 1: it's full sugar, yeah exactly. And ranch, by the way, 705 00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,560 Speaker 1: and aoli which they always subcause you'll go, hey, can 706 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,640 Speaker 1: have some ranch at one of these nice hipstery restaurants. 707 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,160 Speaker 1: And the person will turn around, put their nose in 708 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,000 Speaker 1: the air and be like, we don't have ranch, but 709 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,680 Speaker 1: we do have our house made a aoli and you're like, 710 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:54,520 Speaker 1: that's basically ranch. But yeah, all of his housemade crops 711 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,600 Speaker 1: are nasty and they must get like commission. That's why 712 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,719 Speaker 1: they're pushing it so hard. I don't know, because they 713 00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,640 Speaker 1: make it in house. Yeah, I think they just want 714 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,239 Speaker 1: to seem fans. They do, so it's like, um, it's 715 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,120 Speaker 1: like places like the bottle in the bowl. Yeah, they 716 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,680 Speaker 1: always have two name. It's always an end name at 717 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,560 Speaker 1: those resta the pickle and the barrel in the fir, 718 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,160 Speaker 1: the pig and the thistle, the t and the stroll 719 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:22,080 Speaker 1: in my bott Okay, So the other really bad thing 720 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,600 Speaker 1: that restaurants tried to do housemade is ginger beer. My 721 00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:30,120 Speaker 1: favorite drink is moscow mules and delicious. Yes, and any 722 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,239 Speaker 1: housemade ginger beer that I've ever tried has not been good, 723 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,640 Speaker 1: Like it's not been good. And also you have to 724 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,920 Speaker 1: have a copper mug, so yeah, they always taste way 725 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,520 Speaker 1: better in a copper I wonder why that is. But 726 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,359 Speaker 1: moscow mule if you didn't know, just for the people 727 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,319 Speaker 1: out there, who don't drink, or the young folk who 728 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,240 Speaker 1: are on their way to drinking one day. It's ginger 729 00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,839 Speaker 1: beer and vodka. That's it. Gervaca and lime and ice 730 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,880 Speaker 1: is in there cup and copper cup. Actually so actually 731 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,799 Speaker 1: quite a bit more more than just the two things, 732 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,440 Speaker 1: but that's what it is. But Alex and I go 733 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,840 Speaker 1: out to eat a lot together. And why do we 734 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,360 Speaker 1: go together if you didn't know that, I always have 735 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 1: to we're married, because we're married. Oh, Alex jumped in 736 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,160 Speaker 1: and said it. I know there's people listen to show 737 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,440 Speaker 1: all the time, like why does he always do that? 738 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,279 Speaker 1: But I have to because sometimes there's people that tune 739 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,160 Speaker 1: in that don't know that. So it's annoying for me 740 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,400 Speaker 1: because I'm like, obviously the married. Yeah, yeah, I know. 741 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,080 Speaker 1: I can stop doing it if you want. You don't 742 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,880 Speaker 1: stop because because that would be weird, like people like 743 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,520 Speaker 1: why that's weird? Like all the comments we make it background, 744 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,040 Speaker 1: But that could create intrigue because they wouldn't have no 745 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,319 Speaker 1: idea because I'd be like, why are they why are 746 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,359 Speaker 1: these co hosting about like sleeping in the same bed. 747 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,640 Speaker 1: That's strange. I have to listen more all of our 748 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,839 Speaker 1: listeners that I've already been listening already know that, so 749 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,879 Speaker 1: they're in on the joke. Yes, all right, maybe that's 750 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,279 Speaker 1: what we'll do from now. Okay, okay, so anyway, we 751 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,719 Speaker 1: just I've been sleeping with my random co host over here, 752 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,279 Speaker 1: so I know her beverage tastes very well, okay, And 753 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 1: every time we go to a Lyce restaurant, though, she'll 754 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,440 Speaker 1: order a Moscow mule and usually nine times out of ten, 755 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,360 Speaker 1: and one of these hipstory places never have just regular 756 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,680 Speaker 1: ginger beer. They always make their own and it does 757 00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,359 Speaker 1: taste weird. Yeah, as soon as I taste it, I'm like, oh, nope, 758 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:03,239 Speaker 1: house my ginger bur you know. And one one a 759 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,120 Speaker 1: comment that I want to make on the ranch we 760 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,000 Speaker 1: slid on past that way too quick that I want 761 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,280 Speaker 1: us to make. Is now I've learned. I've been conditioned 762 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,279 Speaker 1: to be like do you have ranch? Yeah, you know, 763 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,680 Speaker 1: specific brand, and being snubbed with their nose in the 764 00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,960 Speaker 1: air like you idiot, right, So like I asked, like 765 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,040 Speaker 1: there's a possibility they won't and like the only thing 766 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,960 Speaker 1: I can think to compare it to is it's not 767 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,880 Speaker 1: exactly a house. But when I ask for, say, they 768 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 1: don't a place doesn't have Coca cola, and then I'm like, okay, 769 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,319 Speaker 1: well do you have sprite And then they go, well, 770 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,120 Speaker 1: we have Sierra missed. Yeah, Sierra miss That is not 771 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,920 Speaker 1: the same a good substitute. I tried to start a 772 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,839 Speaker 1: movement a while back on social media, but like most 773 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,000 Speaker 1: things I post on social media, people didn't care. Yea, 774 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,880 Speaker 1: and I tried to start a movement of taking in 775 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,080 Speaker 1: your own ranch dressing to these hipster restaurants and then 776 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,480 Speaker 1: leaving it on the table for the next person. That's hilarious. 777 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,439 Speaker 1: I might trying to start that again. So maybe maybe 778 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,600 Speaker 1: this weekend we'll go to a restaurant and leave some 779 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,320 Speaker 1: ranch there. But if you go into a nice restaurant, 780 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,560 Speaker 1: leaves some ranch dressing, and maybe we can finally change 781 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,200 Speaker 1: the world that way. So restaurants who serve anything housemade 782 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:12,120 Speaker 1: like ketchup or pickles or definitely ginger beer ranch. There's more. 783 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:17,200 Speaker 1: If you serve anything housemade at your restaurant, nobody likes it. Okay, 784 00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,080 Speaker 1: disgusting and that is why you are the worst person 785 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,040 Speaker 1: in the world today. Agree is west person in the 786 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,800 Speaker 1: world today? That was lizs worst person in the world today. 787 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,680 Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the 788 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,480 Speaker 1: New Hits one h six point one