1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: subject the best dessert I've ever had, the best dessert 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:17,319 Speaker 1: I've ever had. But right now it is it is 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 1: time for the nephew with today's praying phone call? What's 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: you got for us? Now? You prayed for a job? 7 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: Reddit Cat? Hello, I'm trying to reach a Carolin. Please 8 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: hi Carolin. Listen. My name is Lawrence. Lawrence I actually 9 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: go to the same church you do. I saw you 10 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: last Sunday where you stood up in the church and 11 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: I heard that you were talking about you going through 12 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: some bad times or your job supposedly got rid of 13 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: the department that you're in, and you're now seeking a 14 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: new type of work. Am I right? Just just just 15 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: work period, because you're looking for a new occupation and 16 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: you I was there when you asked everybody to pray 17 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: for you. Um have you have you found anything yet? 18 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: I have an I've been praying up and we prayed 19 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: again today. I asked for that the church's prayers again 20 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: today and under a thing's gonna work out, because you know, 21 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: he said you take one step, you're gonna take two 22 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,479 Speaker 1: that's right. I'm prepping and I know what's going to happen. 23 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: I know, well, listen, I think I may be able 24 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,040 Speaker 1: to be of some help to you. I actually owned 25 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: my own company and I'm thinking that you could be 26 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: the perfect person for a position that I have available. Now. 27 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: What what type of work were you doing in the past. 28 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 1: Give me some of your job qualifications. I'm executive secretary, 29 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 1: administrative assistance anything like that, every amede uh even take 30 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: the old star showing hands to do at all? And 31 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: you just said what you need and I can do it. 32 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: Take out of your executives to come through the office, 33 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: anything that's needed, travel expenses, that's what I do. What 34 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 1: what type of hours are you used to working? Nine 35 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: five from some time, I'll come in at hey, I 36 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: don't have a problem becoming to d eight. I'm coming 37 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: even earlier. Becoming earlier. Are you opposed to working at night? No, 38 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: I don't know how working at night? It just it 39 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: just appens, you know, not burs can't be choosing ask 40 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: and being given to me. Looking at I have a 41 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: I have a an offer for you that it would 42 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: be Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. You will only be 43 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: working three days a week for me. Okay, I was 44 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 1: looking for several female hours of female days and like 45 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: full time family. Well, right right, I understand, But listen, 46 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,359 Speaker 1: I think the actual amount will suffice for that. Now, 47 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna offer you seven hundred and fifty dollars per 48 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: night for three nights a week. That's that's two thousand, 49 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars for for for those three days, 50 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: for one week, seven and fifty dollars a night and 51 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 1: around you're making a week now and if you do 52 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: the math on that, that that adds up to about 53 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 1: nine thousand dollars four months. I'm so good to be sure. 54 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: But now I put Rilling with Thames. I turned it 55 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: every that's what we expected what I did it. And 56 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: and you turn only I mean the books, you know, 57 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: because I do have the accounting too. Well, let me 58 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: say this, and now the reason why I say it's 59 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: at night is because I own a nightclub and and 60 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: you would be working at the nightclub for me. So 61 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: you will put in about four or five hours every 62 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: night and and for three nights a week like I 63 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and and of course I'll 64 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: play you seven hundred. I'll actually pay you your first 65 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: two weeks in advance. And I'm sure you you know 66 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: you've you've lost your balance. You need to get back 67 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: on your feet and everything. Yes, yes, yes, okay, um, 68 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: so so exactly you know I'll be doing it to 69 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: I'm sure, like I said, I can do office work. 70 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: I'm good like accounting. You churning a crib. I can 71 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: keep your books going right? Well, no, not necessarily. I 72 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: don't need you to work the front door. I'm actually 73 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: gonna have you in the club working, okay, so, um, 74 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 1: I mean how you how's your physical condition? Are you 75 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: able to get around? And you don't get tied quick? 76 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: Do you know? Are you in good physical shape? Don't 77 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: get tied quick at all? You need to do something 78 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 1: like or something to work to the bard and make 79 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: sure the money nobody stealing money from your something. No, no, no, 80 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: you're not at the bar either. See because what I'm 81 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 1: gonna do now have you ever done anything like you know, 82 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: anything close to dance or anything like that. Have you 83 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 1: done that in the past? I was under uh I 84 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: mean you okay around? Okay, Well that's good. Leau's see 85 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: what what I wanted you to do is I want 86 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,359 Speaker 1: you to do a little bit of dancing in the club, 87 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 1: something like all dancing or something that you need me 88 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: to teach you. I don't know how to do the 89 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 1: ball room. I can't work with nobody on this stuff 90 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: like that. No, I'm not asking you to do any 91 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 1: uh ballroom dancing anything like that. What I need you 92 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: to do I want you to dance on the pole 93 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: on the post. See I have a strip club. I 94 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:23,920 Speaker 1: want you to dance on the pole pot dance in poe. Well, 95 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: actually I own um the silk Stocking, which is a 96 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:31,719 Speaker 1: strip club. I'm not a silk stocking. Look the heavy 97 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: You don't want yours about? You must to morrow body. 98 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: You can say, listen, but don't you want to make 99 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 1: this money? I got seven hundred fifty dollars a night 100 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 1: for you. I don't tell me right now? You can. 101 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 1: You have buds calling me about my birth and on 102 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 1: the parson, I'm ch I'm trying to get you a job. Baby. 103 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: They told me that you was in need of a job, 104 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,479 Speaker 1: so I'm just trying to that. I'm not need job. 105 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: I'm not needing my jobs. I'm taking my I'm ringin 106 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: at birth all want you. Okay, what if I bumped 107 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: up to a two three five? I not I'm taking 108 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: my grow I want you on that pot. You ain't 109 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: gonna see my check in church, I mere listen. You 110 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: need to be I mean talking about your guys, noticing 111 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: right here when I see you bad church next Sunday, 112 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: don't you coming to me because if I bust, I'm 113 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: gonna coming as you and win there where you get 114 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: your butt on the poet that I'm whip you. Well, 115 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: let me say this to you. Are you listening to me? 116 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: I don't listen to really hanging the wait just a minute, Caroline, 117 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 1: I want to say this. This is nephew timing from 118 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: the You All the Morning show. You just got pranked 119 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: by your cousin Ravenna, my cousin. I need some money, 120 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: good man for that one. The little lady actually thought 121 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: she had something good, so good you know, I put 122 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 1: it in his hands, you know one here like I said, 123 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 1: But she was not understanding that dance. So at night. 124 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: You want to take care of books someday, stealing money 125 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,840 Speaker 1: from me to buy something like that? Can you move right, y'all? 126 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: Move around pretty good? I ain't get the all don't 127 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 1: never get tied so this dance. I don't do ball 128 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:16,680 Speaker 1: room dancing podcasts. Some promp on me. I am po 129 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: as soon as she said a pole, hot ass turty 130 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: all the well, three thousand five thous ain't taking my 131 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,960 Speaker 1: draws off for nobody. The Christian winter, I have to win. 132 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 1: Think about it. She she had her principles. She wouldn't 133 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,680 Speaker 1: damn about your money. She knew that wasn't from the Lord. 134 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: Don't fit him again. Anybody get on that post fifty 135 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 1: to night, three days a week. What two f right? 136 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: I'm just carroling. That's right. I ain't gonna do it 137 00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: for the pole. That's a good money. Stop playing, right? 138 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 1: Why are you playing? Specially after COVID over when COVID 139 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,520 Speaker 1: get a gonna before? All right, nephew, thank you. Coming 140 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:17,200 Speaker 1: up next Strawberry letters, subject the best dessert I ever had. 141 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:20,720 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 142 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.