WEBVTT - #287: Mr. Height Is Mr. Right 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:07.360 Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:09.840 Brooklyn Boys, start up. 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:11.720 Up up, They making. 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:18.280 Noise, dot up, start up, dust Up. Episode to eighty 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:20.800 seven of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:23.560 Oh so close to three hundred. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:27.720 We're inching ever so close to a homotage, non event, 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:30.880 we'll get it. We get a new montage from our 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:34.760 montage guy. Yeah, if he's listening still, I would be offered. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:38.760 You already reached out to me. Yeah, mister Gag, I believe. Okay, 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.120 I don't if I don't script his name. But mister 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:44.000 Gag as in Bold, didn't say that. Nope, didn't say 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:45.440 that you want to not get a montage? 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:47.599 Be nice? No, I'm just want is his first name 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:50.320 because the last name is Gag. I didn't say that. 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:53.159 I didn't say that it was That's not what I said. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.040 But let's move on, right, I'll plug him appropriately when 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:59.440 the montage arrives. First time listening, I'm scary Jones. This 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.920 is David already over here. Yeah, welcome to the Brooklyn 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:04.000 Boys Podcast. Enjoyed this episode, then go back and listen 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:07.200 episode zero. Listen to order, Yeah, which we have jingles. 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:10.320 For the reason why I mentioned it is because we 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:11.760 do have the jingles, which we'll play later. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:13.800 Is because it is redundant, ye'll wait to hear them. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:14.880 And. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:19.280 So I have. We're trying to dance. 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:21.840 Around doing this podcast when I could finally have some 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:24.600 peace and quiet and alone time in my apartment. 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:28.240 Yeah, you did not plan this well. This well. I'm 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:31.319 doing a favor for a friend. Two friends. 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:35.400 Yeah, remember my buddy Tall Darren. He's your friend down 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:39.040 who's tall, really large, me six or five. I've met 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:40.200 him many times back. 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:40.640 And tall day. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:44.560 We used to to the Jersey shore. We used to party. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:47.840 Girls used to mistake him for a basketball player. Wifeguards 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:49.760 used to sit on his shoulders to watch the ocean. 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:50.360 Mm hmm. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:54.400 He was a human light tower, that's what. Yeah, for 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:59.840 the for the boats anyway. Now, he used to Yeah, 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.000 oh dude, let me tell you that being tall is the. 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:07.160 Best because chances are like, you're the only tall one 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.760 that sticks out in the room. And if you ever, 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:11.720 if you're a woman who likes tall, if you're a 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:14.960 woman who likes tall guys, you're like, oh my god, 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:16.200 you're so tall. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:17.800 So the tall guy wins. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:20.320 You don't have to no, but you lose that on 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.919 all the five foot two women, the five foot four women. No, 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:26.280 he's there in at his belly button. Brody, work with 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.040 me for a second. I'm working with you a five 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.200 foot eleven women and was like, oh, I like a 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:33.119 tall guy. No, six ' five, six ' five is 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.080 is usually at least six or seven inches taller than 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.840 most women. That's tall women who are five to one, 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:43.040 two three four. They all appreciate a tall guy. Trust me, 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:44.760 I've seen Brody. I've seen it in action. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.119 I'm five ten, my wife is five two ish. He'll 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:52.280 tell you, yeah, I'm tall, right, but you're not. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:52.840 You're not. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.200 You're not. You're not understanding where I'm coming from here. 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:56.160 You're at a bar. 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:01.520 Darren is always most likely the tallest guy in the bar. Right. So, 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.880 if you're a woman and a lot of women love 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.280 tall guys, forget about how tall the woman is. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:09.280 You don't win. It's a non factor. If you're a woman, 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:11.160 you're attracted to the tall. 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:15.959 Guy, which means we're scary. As for talking for all women, which. 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:20.839 Means that you don't really have to be that attractive. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:22.360 He's just not. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.520 Women aren't just attracted to height. They attracted to height 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:32.520 in attractive men. Not necessarily, and your everything is relative, scary, 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:36.680 everything is relative. You can't just say and don't want 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.080 an a foot tall guy. They want a guy who's 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.960 taller than them they can look up to when they dance, 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.280 which things on top shelves, but on some women not 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.080 all tall. Bat mean they want a six foot five, 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.920 lanky guy who's gonna not line up sexually in. 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:52.240 Bed, He's gonna hang over the end. It's not necessarily 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.800 what they want. That's where you're wrong. The tall guy 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:55.760 usually wins. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:59.320 But what I'm also saying, well, crouch down and get 0:03:59.360 --> 0:03:59.680 on the micro. 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:00.480 Well, now married. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:03.720 But what I'm also saying is because of his height, 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.120 because of he's no, he's not available right now, he's 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.680 in a meeting. Okay, what is it? A tall meetings 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:13.320 of tall people's meetings? You are something else, my friend, Well, 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:17.520 you generalize general general eyes reporting for duty. Mm hmm, 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:22.240 he does it. What I'm saying is because he's tall, 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.200 he doesn't have to be like hot. He can just 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:28.039 be tall. And if you're a woman into tall guys, 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:32.800 guess what he wins. So he always clean, he's I 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:34.039 saw this happen at the bars. 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:36.480 Dude, he's an average dude. He's average, Okay, And no, 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:38.359 I don't want to diss my own friend, okay, But 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.200 why are they Why are they into the height of 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:41.960 a guy. I'm not not tall, Daron? 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.279 But why are the women in your mind hold on 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:47.400 attracted to men just because they're tall, even if they're 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:52.280 on attraction some women some stuma comma. Is it because 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.000 they think they have a long penis to match the 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:54.840 tall frame. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.920 I don't know about that, because I would. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:02.000 Think I would think anyone, women, straight, whatever, you are 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:05.000 attracted to somebody. You might like hot, you might like tall, 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.040 but you might like tall. Your version of tall is 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.320 different than someone else's version of tall. Okay, So let's 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:15.120 let's let's come to listen. Six ' five is fucking tall, Okay, 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:17.719 I do unanimously say that, right. Yes, not in the NBA, 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:20.200 but yes, for a commit to Austin at a bar, 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.840 you're going gonna find one or two guys that are 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.120 six ' five. Yes, But the hot guy who's six 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:29.520 two and a half, he's gonna get the women first. 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:35.200 Not necessarily, we need Darren. Darren on the phone or 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.320 on the mic. He'll be here, he'll be here at 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:40.440 the end. I'm sure you are six ' five and unattractive. 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.120 Can you leave us at talk back and let us 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:42.960 know how you do at the bars? 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:43.919 You you're a woman? 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:46.599 Would you rather have brot I'm trying, I'm trying to 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.960 take on this. I want talkbacks. I want to talk 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:51.320 back from Kevin who says I want it. Would you 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:55.320 rather have a gorgeous five foot ten guy, a really 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:58.760 nice looking six foot guy, or a guy who's really tall, 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:02.640 like six foot five women let us know, or gay men? 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:06.039 But let us what you're not considering is in the 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:10.440 at a specific bar, in a specific location. Right with 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:13.560 all these people, there chances there's a lot of like 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:15.760 you know, there are guys that are like a lot 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.160 of guys are average and whatever what I'm telling you 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.720 is unless there's like a fucking Tom Brady in the 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.200 room or someone you don't forget about the ringers for 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:26.440 a second. Let's talk about law of averages as every 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.640 everyday average Joe people. Okay, so you think a seven, 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.320 a guy who's a seven, who's maybe five to eleven 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:35.080 is not going to do as well as the five 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:37.800 who's six foot five. Correct, That's where I'm going with this, 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:39.760 Is it because you can't see how ugly they are 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:40.599 there so far up. 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:47.479 Because I've seen women maybe maybe they were drunk and 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:52.360 drunk women they liked the Darren. They always he was. 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.800 It was always a conversation starter with him. Okay, he 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:56.960 was always because it was like, oh my god, you're 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:00.520 so tall. They opened guess what, half the battle is 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.040 done right there because they opened the conversation and broke 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:03.440 the ice. 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.359 So they're actually starting a conversation with the guy. And 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:10.240 then he's a charming dude. He does nothing to repel women. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:14.120 He's he's not cringe. So what I'm saying is because 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:15.480 he's just an average. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.040 Normal dude who acts normal. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.880 Just him just playing it, playing it straight, playing it, 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:26.720 playing it even keel right. He usually wins killed. Yeah, okay, 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:29.960 so listen, admit this to me. When you're a photographed 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:34.200 you like to be photographed from above, right, Yes, Imagine 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.040 a shorter woman always looking at you from below. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:39.880 She's always looking at you at a bad camera angle. 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.760 Yeah, but a lot of women they don't care about 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:45.680 what her eye level is looking at. 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:47.960 So you should take more pictures from below so you 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:51.240 look taller. I'm not trying to trick anybody here. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:57.120 I merely made a statement, Okay, our days that we 0:07:57.200 --> 0:08:00.000 used to go to bars and clubs and Tall down 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.200 and when he was single. Now he's married with two kids, 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:05.760 all right then, and he was and I'm just saying 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.880 he was always like the guy. It's almost like all right, 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:12.040 ah God, I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna go there. Okay, 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:15.480 you know what I'm not gonna I'm gonna get my 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:24.320 boy Less on the phone. Okay, this is black Less, yes, seven, well, yes, okay, 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:28.040 because I'm how tall is Less. It's not about not 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:30.760 about height with Less, Well, he's a good looking guy. 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:32.320 Work with me, work with me. 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:37.040 I'm working right and on my phone. God, Brody, you're 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:38.760 on my fucking nerves. And we've only been on for 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:41.559 ten minutes. If Robin saw you and tall Darren in 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:42.840 a bar and she didn't know either one of you, 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:44.160 she would go she might. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:45.480 Gravitate toward Tall Darren. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:51.000 Is where I'm saying interesting because you're what five ten, five, nine, Yeah, 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:52.000 forward voicemail. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:56.400 This is the time I need you, my friend Less. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:09:04.839 Don't fail me now, oh it's ringing, Yeah, the black list? 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:08.400 What are you doing? Don't we don't call him that. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:14.440 You have a white last he's just less a less okay, right, 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:17.000 Scary Jones. You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast along with 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:19.400 me and David Brody. Can you talk for a quick second? 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.400 Yeah, I got you all right? 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:22.760 Less? 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:25.440 All right, listen follow me for a second. You know, 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.640 told Darren your boys are told Darren? Yes, I am, 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.080 by the way, told Darren's in town if you want 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:31.400 to do dinner a little later. Me and him are 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.120 gonna go out in a couple of hours. But he 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.640 and I whatever, anyway, when we used to go to 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.440 the bars, all right, And I'm gonna draw another comparison 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.160 in another second, right when we used to go to 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.800 the bars and hang out and party. And you know, 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:44.240 I'll just say this because Darren's. 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:46.120 Not with me right now. He's upstairs taking a meeting. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.080 What Darren's like it pretty? He's an average guy. But 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.000 he's six foot five, right? 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:53.000 Or is he more? Is he tall? 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.720 Six six six six seven? Oh? 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.280 He's six seven six s eight? 0:09:58.559 --> 0:09:58.719 Right? 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.000 You know you're right, he's six seven. Holy shit? So 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.720 how would he do with the bars? Being an average dude? 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:05.760 But he's six seven? 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:07.400 He'd clean up? 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:12.600 Why would he clean up? Less, it's tall and women 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:18.120 love tall guys, right all right now? Using that same analogy, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.640 why do you like to go to bars with us, 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.200 to where all the white girls are at? Why don't 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:29.000 you explain your theory here uninhibited? It's the Brooken Boys podcast. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:30.960 If you need the curse, feel free say what you 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:34.160 want because because it's coming from you and not me 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.520 at Brody, I'm taking David Brody to school right now? 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:40.839 Why would you less come to now? I know you 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:44.360 you love you love white white women, you favor them. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:48.719 But okay, ask the question Less, why would you? 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.600 Why would we? What would happen when we would go 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:54.040 to an all white bar with you on. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:57.200 The black dude they would hook up with if they 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:58.400 would hook up with a black dude? 0:10:58.720 --> 0:10:59.800 And why is that less? 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:06.280 Because I'm tall, yes, average looking, and. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.360 You're the only black guy in the bar. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:11.800 So your theory was, and you you've said it to 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:15.160 me before, we'll say it again, is that if women 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:19.000 are looking for black guys, they want dark meat. What's 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:22.240 gonna happen? Oh jeez, they're gonna they're and you're the 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:25.520 guy in the bar. What's happening there? Those were coming 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.840 to great TV show from the seventies, just going down. 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:32.360 That was my early years in Hoboken. Tell him telling 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:35.760 you the Hoboken, We're very good. We're very good for me. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.959 You're the Hoboken, the whitest town in America. 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.640 Oh yeah. I was the first black guy here that 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:44.679 didn't grow up here, so I had my pick of 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:45.079 the litter. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:47.880 You look every day, every night you go out, you'd 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:48.880 always have options. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:50.280 Is what I'm saying to ask a question. 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:54.560 If you were getting action less because you were black, 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:57.360 is that considered affirmative action? 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:02.400 No kind of action? About what I mean? Is that okay? 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:07.000 Just making up the wrongs of the past. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:17.400 I see, that's called reparation. It's relations, it's relations. But 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.520 that's great. But this is so so what I'm trying 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:26.800 to explain to Brod. He was tall, Darren didn't have 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.520 to look like Tom Brady. He just had to be 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:31.600 an average looking Joe because if there were women in 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.240 there that that was their thing where they liked the. 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.040 Tall guy and he's six. 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:39.360 Suns and he's six seven, they're going to gravitate toward him, 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.200 and he gets to clean up the same way you 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:43.520 get to clean up for women that just want a 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.240 black dude, and then there you are Bookay, but but 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.400 but less was that was that? Was that a bucket 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:51.800 list item for them? Where after, like they hooked up 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:53.400 with you, they were like all right, check mark, got 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.280 it off the list? Or were they like into like 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.480 continuing the situation. 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:59.200 For the most part, I have I have like that. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.520 Nick Kennison dro I got the innocent luks. So I'm 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:02.160 non threatening. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.000 Nick Cannon syndrome means you have thirty kids. 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:09.040 Not that I know about, not that you know about it. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:11.400 He's a he's he's a Tupac of sorts. 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:16.880 Less I looked like pock Pocket. 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:19.280 A good looking man. Yeah, yeah, okay, it looked like Tupac. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.120 You know Tupac spelled backwards. Just could put Oh my god, 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:27.040 I'm just saying anyway, I wanted to bring you on 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:28.920 because I didn't want to speak for you. 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:31.120 I didn't want it what what black splain? What what 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:33.480 do you? What do you call it? NaN's plain? Because 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.240 because you know, right, yeah. 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.960 So I wanted it to come from you because otherwise 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.040 I would have been tagged as being racist for saying that. Well, 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:45.840 you are opened to the podcast because he says he 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:48.000 always and I call him on it too. He'll say, oh, 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.319 my black friend is less and he is not he's 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:50.920 equal to us. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:52.680 He's no, he's less. No that's terrible. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:56.560 No, no, I just call you he's less? 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.079 But what is not less? He's equal? 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.760 No, man, I'll fuck you know what I'm saying is okay. 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:04.839 But with with our friend Matt, why do we call 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.320 him Indian Matt? Because he's the second Matt that we know, 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:10.560 he's Indian Matt. So then el yeah, so Brody's like them. 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.760 Why don't you have adjectives for every one of your friends? 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:14.840 Do you call less black less? And I'm like, no, 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:19.040 we don't call him black less? His name is less, right, well, 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:20.280 why do we call him Indian Matt? 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:20.800 Okay? 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.080 But if there was another less less, be honest less? 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:26.800 If another less joined the group, do you honestly feel 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.200 they would call him white less? 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.160 Or would they then change your name? Be honest? 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:32.920 They might change my name. 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:37.040 Say no, you are the first, the first change him 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:38.880 in the black less? You know it's it's you. 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:42.480 Then it depends if he was cooler than me or 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:43.600 not less. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:44.760 Let's answer this question. 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:48.240 If scary walks into a bar and it's you and Taul, 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.440 Darren and Sex on the Way, Dave and jet Ski Bryan. 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:53.680 Does he say hello, Hello, Hello, and then it says 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:54.880 to you, my man, how's it going? 0:14:55.000 --> 0:15:03.000 Does he mammn you? I have a habit of I 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.600 have a habit of saying my man. I do say my. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.720 Man, but I don't realize I'm doing it. Brody says, 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:08.800 that's a little bit racist. 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:09.280 Yeah. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.040 One time, one time we were in the department store. 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:11.840 He went, what's up, brother? 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:16.280 I didn't say that. I didn't. I did not. 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:19.160 He's a fucking liar. But I do my man people. 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.160 I do like pat people on the back of my man. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:22.920 So he goes, why don't you do that to your 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:26.880 white friends? He doesn't, only my man's people. 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:29.080 You're not offended, but I have to pay attention next time. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:30.520 See if that happens? All right? 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:32.800 Oh absolutely, well. I don't know if I do that though. 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:35.120 But I love that you said they would definitely change 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:37.880 your name. I love that. I know you wouldn't because 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:43.960 it all goes by chronological chronology out there, right. Do 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:45.440 you know what I'm saying is that I've ever hung 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:49.160 out with I've dated two girls with the same name, 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:52.680 and that was a little bit awkward. Oh yeah, well 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:56.400 they were a Leslie, Yeah, Leslie the girl. 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:57.920 I want to get serious, but I don't think I 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:01.200 could go through Lefe being ridiculed, being big l little Lake. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:04.120 Well you were they white or black? 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:06.240 Uh? 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:08.600 No? Black and Spanish? 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:10.720 Yeah okay, so then you you could, you would You 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.320 couldn't be like, you couldn't be black less there because 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:15.720 now you were both black less. Let the record show 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:18.440 if there was if a white less came into the 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:22.480 picture as a second less less stays less, and then 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:26.280 that other guy becomes white less because because you're less, 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.400 you're the guy I know. First. I want to be 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:32.120 another lesson a crew so I can blame him for shit. Yeah, 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.560 wait a minute, what if the next lesson the group 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:35.760 less is also black? 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:39.560 Do you become black less one? Less one? Do you 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:43.200 become light or less depending on the other less? Damn it, 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:43.600 we don't. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:45.640 I'm welcome. I can blame him for more shit. 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:49.400 Okay, Well, anyway, I want to say thank you so 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.720 much for coming on with us, because I had to 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.280 get this. I had to just explain to Brody the 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.800 analogy of why Darren because he's six seven cleans up 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:01.000 the way he does, there's more to it, and and 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:03.760 and he puts himself in that situation where the women 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:06.080 just first of all, women love that, but you love 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.240 the guy. You love when women you go to a 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.639 white bar because you like white ladies, and the ladies 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:14.360 will flock to you because you're the choice for the night. 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.359 Last one last question, last, last, one last question. 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:20.840 If I was single and I went to an all 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:22.680 black bar, would I clean up? 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:24.000 Oh? 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:27.359 You probably will? Black girls want good credit. 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:38.399 He said it. Not, I didn't say it. 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:42.440 Probably. You know what, the only white guy in the 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:45.159 all black crew was a dangerous motherfucker. Chapelle said it. 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:47.960 Yeah, what he said? What was his Joe? You know 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:49.560 what was his bit on that? Do you remember? I 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:49.879 don't know. 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.360 If it's the all white guy and all black crew man, 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:54.680 he's he's done some ship to earn the respect. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.280 But they let him in. He must be tough, Yeah, 0:17:57.280 --> 0:17:57.760 he must be. 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:03.920 But I wouldagine the opposite is true. Everyone one white guy. 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:06.920 If there's a black woman that's looking for a white guy, 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:07.960 I'm it. 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.960 That's it. You got no other choice tonight, honey. 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:16.960 Yeah, I think it's someone is gonna want to look 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.399 up with me. You know, I'm knowing what choice it is, 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:19.960 what it is. 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:22.880 I miss you, buddy. If you want to come hang 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:25.200 out with let me know. I've been an hour left 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:25.880 on the podcast. 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:29.119 Say goodbye, my man. No, i'mting the. 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:30.879 Bast tournament that I'll be out after that. 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:33.240 All right, cool, good to know, all right, thank you? 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:38.640 All right, lady's out the podcast. 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:40.760 All right. 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:42.919 So we just I think we accomplished a lot in 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:46.240 that break. I'm not sure where I stand. Uh, but 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:48.159 we learned a lot, I think. But I'm telling you 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:48.600 how it is. 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:49.080 I don't know. 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:49.879 I'm not lying. 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:53.480 I trust less, I trust less. I trust you less, 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:54.480 but I trust less more. 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:55.400 Does that make sense? 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:55.680 Yeah? 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:58.440