Speaker 1: Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, start up.
Speaker 2: Up up, They making.
Speaker 1: Noise, dot up, start up, dust Up. Episode to eighty
Speaker 1: seven of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh so close to three hundred.
Speaker 1: We're inching ever so close to a homotage, non event,
Speaker 1: we'll get it. We get a new montage from our
Speaker 1: montage guy. Yeah, if he's listening still, I would be offered.
Speaker 1: You already reached out to me. Yeah, mister Gag, I believe. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't if I don't script his name. But mister
Speaker 1: Gag as in Bold, didn't say that. Nope, didn't say
Speaker 1: that you want to not get a montage?
Speaker 2: Be nice? No, I'm just want is his first name
Speaker 2: because the last name is Gag. I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that it was That's not what I said.
Speaker 1: But let's move on, right, I'll plug him appropriately when
Speaker 1: the montage arrives. First time listening, I'm scary Jones. This
Speaker 1: is David already over here. Yeah, welcome to the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast. Enjoyed this episode, then go back and listen
Speaker 1: episode zero. Listen to order, Yeah, which we have jingles.
Speaker 1: For the reason why I mentioned it is because we
Speaker 1: do have the jingles, which we'll play later.
Speaker 2: Is because it is redundant, ye'll wait to hear them.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 2: So I have. We're trying to dance.
Speaker 1: Around doing this podcast when I could finally have some
Speaker 1: peace and quiet and alone time in my apartment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did not plan this well. This well. I'm
Speaker 2: doing a favor for a friend. Two friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember my buddy Tall Darren. He's your friend down
Speaker 1: who's tall, really large, me six or five. I've met
Speaker 1: him many times back.
Speaker 3: And tall day.
Speaker 1: We used to to the Jersey shore. We used to party.
Speaker 1: Girls used to mistake him for a basketball player. Wifeguards
Speaker 1: used to sit on his shoulders to watch the ocean.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: He was a human light tower, that's what. Yeah, for
Speaker 2: the for the boats anyway. Now, he used to Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh dude, let me tell you that being tall is the.
Speaker 1: Best because chances are like, you're the only tall one
Speaker 1: that sticks out in the room. And if you ever,
Speaker 1: if you're a woman who likes tall, if you're a
Speaker 1: woman who likes tall guys, you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're so tall.
Speaker 2: So the tall guy wins.
Speaker 1: You don't have to no, but you lose that on
Speaker 1: all the five foot two women, the five foot four women. No,
Speaker 1: he's there in at his belly button. Brody, work with
Speaker 1: me for a second. I'm working with you a five
Speaker 1: foot eleven women and was like, oh, I like a
Speaker 1: tall guy. No, six ' five, six ' five is
Speaker 1: is usually at least six or seven inches taller than
Speaker 1: most women. That's tall women who are five to one,
Speaker 1: two three four. They all appreciate a tall guy. Trust me,
Speaker 1: I've seen Brody. I've seen it in action.
Speaker 2: I'm five ten, my wife is five two ish. He'll
Speaker 2: tell you, yeah, I'm tall, right, but you're not.
Speaker 3: You're not.
Speaker 2: You're not. You're not understanding where I'm coming from here.
Speaker 2: You're at a bar.
Speaker 1: Darren is always most likely the tallest guy in the bar. Right. So,
Speaker 1: if you're a woman and a lot of women love
Speaker 1: tall guys, forget about how tall the woman is.
Speaker 2: You don't win. It's a non factor. If you're a woman,
Speaker 2: you're attracted to the tall.
Speaker 1: Guy, which means we're scary. As for talking for all women, which.
Speaker 2: Means that you don't really have to be that attractive.
Speaker 2: He's just not.
Speaker 1: Women aren't just attracted to height. They attracted to height
Speaker 1: in attractive men. Not necessarily, and your everything is relative, scary,
Speaker 1: everything is relative. You can't just say and don't want
Speaker 1: an a foot tall guy. They want a guy who's
Speaker 1: taller than them they can look up to when they dance,
Speaker 1: which things on top shelves, but on some women not
Speaker 1: all tall. Bat mean they want a six foot five,
Speaker 1: lanky guy who's gonna not line up sexually in.
Speaker 2: Bed, He's gonna hang over the end. It's not necessarily
Speaker 2: what they want. That's where you're wrong. The tall guy
Speaker 2: usually wins.
Speaker 1: But what I'm also saying, well, crouch down and get
Speaker 1: on the micro.
Speaker 2: Well, now married.
Speaker 1: But what I'm also saying is because of his height,
Speaker 1: because of he's no, he's not available right now, he's
Speaker 1: in a meeting. Okay, what is it? A tall meetings
Speaker 1: of tall people's meetings? You are something else, my friend, Well,
Speaker 1: you generalize general general eyes reporting for duty. Mm hmm,
Speaker 1: he does it. What I'm saying is because he's tall,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have to be like hot. He can just
Speaker 1: be tall. And if you're a woman into tall guys,
Speaker 1: guess what he wins. So he always clean, he's I
Speaker 1: saw this happen at the bars.
Speaker 2: Dude, he's an average dude. He's average, Okay, And no,
Speaker 2: I don't want to diss my own friend, okay, But
Speaker 2: why are they Why are they into the height of
Speaker 2: a guy. I'm not not tall, Daron?
Speaker 1: But why are the women in your mind hold on
Speaker 1: attracted to men just because they're tall, even if they're
Speaker 1: on attraction some women some stuma comma. Is it because
Speaker 1: they think they have a long penis to match the
Speaker 1: tall frame.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that, because I would.
Speaker 1: Think I would think anyone, women, straight, whatever, you are
Speaker 1: attracted to somebody. You might like hot, you might like tall,
Speaker 1: but you might like tall. Your version of tall is
Speaker 1: different than someone else's version of tall. Okay, So let's
Speaker 1: let's let's come to listen. Six ' five is fucking tall, Okay,
Speaker 1: I do unanimously say that, right. Yes, not in the NBA,
Speaker 1: but yes, for a commit to Austin at a bar,
Speaker 1: you're going gonna find one or two guys that are
Speaker 1: six ' five. Yes, But the hot guy who's six
Speaker 1: two and a half, he's gonna get the women first.
Speaker 1: Not necessarily, we need Darren. Darren on the phone or
Speaker 1: on the mic. He'll be here, he'll be here at
Speaker 1: the end. I'm sure you are six ' five and unattractive.
Speaker 1: Can you leave us at talk back and let us
Speaker 1: know how you do at the bars?
Speaker 2: You you're a woman?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have brot I'm trying, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: take on this. I want talkbacks. I want to talk
Speaker 1: back from Kevin who says I want it. Would you
Speaker 1: rather have a gorgeous five foot ten guy, a really
Speaker 1: nice looking six foot guy, or a guy who's really tall,
Speaker 1: like six foot five women let us know, or gay men?
Speaker 1: But let us what you're not considering is in the
Speaker 1: at a specific bar, in a specific location. Right with
Speaker 1: all these people, there chances there's a lot of like
Speaker 1: you know, there are guys that are like a lot
Speaker 1: of guys are average and whatever what I'm telling you
Speaker 1: is unless there's like a fucking Tom Brady in the
Speaker 1: room or someone you don't forget about the ringers for
Speaker 1: a second. Let's talk about law of averages as every
Speaker 1: everyday average Joe people. Okay, so you think a seven,
Speaker 1: a guy who's a seven, who's maybe five to eleven
Speaker 1: is not going to do as well as the five
Speaker 1: who's six foot five. Correct, That's where I'm going with this,
Speaker 1: Is it because you can't see how ugly they are
Speaker 1: there so far up.
Speaker 2: Because I've seen women maybe maybe they were drunk and
Speaker 2: drunk women they liked the Darren. They always he was.
Speaker 2: It was always a conversation starter with him. Okay, he
Speaker 2: was always because it was like, oh my god, you're
Speaker 2: so tall. They opened guess what, half the battle is
Speaker 2: done right there because they opened the conversation and broke
Speaker 2: the ice.
Speaker 1: So they're actually starting a conversation with the guy. And
Speaker 1: then he's a charming dude. He does nothing to repel women.
Speaker 1: He's he's not cringe. So what I'm saying is because
Speaker 1: he's just an average.
Speaker 2: Normal dude who acts normal.
Speaker 1: Just him just playing it, playing it straight, playing it,
Speaker 1: playing it even keel right. He usually wins killed. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so listen, admit this to me. When you're a photographed
Speaker 1: you like to be photographed from above, right, Yes, Imagine
Speaker 1: a shorter woman always looking at you from below.
Speaker 2: She's always looking at you at a bad camera angle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but a lot of women they don't care about
Speaker 1: what her eye level is looking at.
Speaker 2: So you should take more pictures from below so you
Speaker 2: look taller. I'm not trying to trick anybody here.
Speaker 1: I merely made a statement, Okay, our days that we
Speaker 1: used to go to bars and clubs and Tall down
Speaker 1: and when he was single. Now he's married with two kids,
Speaker 1: all right then, and he was and I'm just saying
Speaker 1: he was always like the guy. It's almost like all right,
Speaker 1: ah God, I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna go there. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm not gonna I'm gonna get my
Speaker 1: boy Less on the phone. Okay, this is black Less, yes, seven, well, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm how tall is Less. It's not about not
Speaker 1: about height with Less, Well, he's a good looking guy.
Speaker 2: Work with me, work with me.
Speaker 1: I'm working right and on my phone. God, Brody, you're
Speaker 1: on my fucking nerves. And we've only been on for
Speaker 1: ten minutes. If Robin saw you and tall Darren in
Speaker 1: a bar and she didn't know either one of you,
Speaker 1: she would go she might.
Speaker 2: Gravitate toward Tall Darren.
Speaker 1: Is where I'm saying interesting because you're what five ten, five, nine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: forward voicemail.
Speaker 2: This is the time I need you, my friend Less.
Speaker 1: Don't fail me now, oh it's ringing, Yeah, the black list?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Don't we don't call him that.
Speaker 1: You have a white last he's just less a less okay, right,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones. You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast along with
Speaker 1: me and David Brody. Can you talk for a quick second?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you all right?
Speaker 2: Less?
Speaker 1: All right, listen follow me for a second. You know,
Speaker 1: told Darren your boys are told Darren? Yes, I am,
Speaker 1: by the way, told Darren's in town if you want
Speaker 1: to do dinner a little later. Me and him are
Speaker 1: gonna go out in a couple of hours. But he
Speaker 1: and I whatever, anyway, when we used to go to
Speaker 1: the bars, all right, And I'm gonna draw another comparison
Speaker 1: in another second, right when we used to go to
Speaker 1: the bars and hang out and party. And you know,
Speaker 1: I'll just say this because Darren's.
Speaker 2: Not with me right now. He's upstairs taking a meeting.
Speaker 1: What Darren's like it pretty? He's an average guy. But
Speaker 1: he's six foot five, right?
Speaker 2: Or is he more? Is he tall?
Speaker 3: Six six six six seven? Oh?
Speaker 2: He's six seven six s eight?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: You know you're right, he's six seven. Holy shit? So
Speaker 2: how would he do with the bars? Being an average dude?
Speaker 2: But he's six seven?
Speaker 3: He'd clean up?
Speaker 1: Why would he clean up? Less, it's tall and women
Speaker 1: love tall guys, right all right now? Using that same analogy,
Speaker 1: why do you like to go to bars with us,
Speaker 1: to where all the white girls are at? Why don't
Speaker 1: you explain your theory here uninhibited? It's the Brooken Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: If you need the curse, feel free say what you
Speaker 1: want because because it's coming from you and not me
Speaker 1: at Brody, I'm taking David Brody to school right now?
Speaker 1: Why would you less come to now? I know you
Speaker 1: you love you love white white women, you favor them.
Speaker 1: But okay, ask the question Less, why would you?
Speaker 2: Why would we? What would happen when we would go
Speaker 2: to an all white bar with you on.
Speaker 3: The black dude they would hook up with if they
Speaker 3: would hook up with a black dude?
Speaker 2: And why is that less?
Speaker 3: Because I'm tall, yes, average looking, and.
Speaker 2: You're the only black guy in the bar.
Speaker 1: So your theory was, and you you've said it to
Speaker 1: me before, we'll say it again, is that if women
Speaker 1: are looking for black guys, they want dark meat. What's
Speaker 1: gonna happen? Oh jeez, they're gonna they're and you're the
Speaker 1: guy in the bar. What's happening there? Those were coming
Speaker 1: to great TV show from the seventies, just going down.
Speaker 3: That was my early years in Hoboken. Tell him telling
Speaker 3: you the Hoboken, We're very good. We're very good for me.
Speaker 2: You're the Hoboken, the whitest town in America.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. I was the first black guy here that
Speaker 3: didn't grow up here, so I had my pick of
Speaker 3: the litter.
Speaker 1: You look every day, every night you go out, you'd
Speaker 1: always have options.
Speaker 2: Is what I'm saying to ask a question.
Speaker 1: If you were getting action less because you were black,
Speaker 1: is that considered affirmative action?
Speaker 2: No kind of action? About what I mean? Is that okay?
Speaker 3: Just making up the wrongs of the past.
Speaker 1: I see, that's called reparation. It's relations, it's relations. But
Speaker 1: that's great. But this is so so what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to explain to Brod. He was tall, Darren didn't have
Speaker 1: to look like Tom Brady. He just had to be
Speaker 1: an average looking Joe because if there were women in
Speaker 1: there that that was their thing where they liked the.
Speaker 2: Tall guy and he's six.
Speaker 1: Suns and he's six seven, they're going to gravitate toward him,
Speaker 1: and he gets to clean up the same way you
Speaker 1: get to clean up for women that just want a
Speaker 1: black dude, and then there you are Bookay, but but
Speaker 1: but less was that was that? Was that a bucket
Speaker 1: list item for them? Where after, like they hooked up
Speaker 1: with you, they were like all right, check mark, got
Speaker 1: it off the list? Or were they like into like
Speaker 1: continuing the situation.
Speaker 3: For the most part, I have I have like that.
Speaker 3: Nick Kennison dro I got the innocent luks. So I'm
Speaker 3: non threatening.
Speaker 2: Nick Cannon syndrome means you have thirty kids.
Speaker 3: Not that I know about, not that you know about it.
Speaker 2: He's a he's he's a Tupac of sorts.
Speaker 3: Less I looked like pock Pocket.
Speaker 1: A good looking man. Yeah, yeah, okay, it looked like Tupac.
Speaker 1: You know Tupac spelled backwards. Just could put Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying anyway, I wanted to bring you on
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to speak for you.
Speaker 2: I didn't want it what what black splain? What what
Speaker 2: do you? What do you call it? NaN's plain? Because
Speaker 2: because you know, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I wanted it to come from you because otherwise
Speaker 1: I would have been tagged as being racist for saying that. Well,
Speaker 1: you are opened to the podcast because he says he
Speaker 1: always and I call him on it too. He'll say, oh,
Speaker 1: my black friend is less and he is not he's
Speaker 1: equal to us.
Speaker 2: He's no, he's less. No that's terrible.
Speaker 1: No, no, I just call you he's less?
Speaker 2: But what is not less? He's equal?
Speaker 1: No, man, I'll fuck you know what I'm saying is okay.
Speaker 1: But with with our friend Matt, why do we call
Speaker 1: him Indian Matt? Because he's the second Matt that we know,
Speaker 1: he's Indian Matt. So then el yeah, so Brody's like them.
Speaker 1: Why don't you have adjectives for every one of your friends?
Speaker 1: Do you call less black less? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: we don't call him black less? His name is less, right, well,
Speaker 1: why do we call him Indian Matt?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: But if there was another less less, be honest less?
Speaker 1: If another less joined the group, do you honestly feel
Speaker 1: they would call him white less?
Speaker 2: Or would they then change your name? Be honest?
Speaker 3: They might change my name.
Speaker 2: Say no, you are the first, the first change him
Speaker 2: in the black less? You know it's it's you.
Speaker 3: Then it depends if he was cooler than me or
Speaker 3: not less.
Speaker 2: Let's answer this question.
Speaker 1: If scary walks into a bar and it's you and Taul,
Speaker 1: Darren and Sex on the Way, Dave and jet Ski Bryan.
Speaker 1: Does he say hello, Hello, Hello, and then it says
Speaker 1: to you, my man, how's it going?
Speaker 2: Does he mammn you? I have a habit of I
Speaker 2: have a habit of saying my man. I do say my.
Speaker 1: Man, but I don't realize I'm doing it. Brody says,
Speaker 1: that's a little bit racist.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: One time, one time we were in the department store.
Speaker 3: He went, what's up, brother?
Speaker 2: I didn't say that. I didn't. I did not.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking liar. But I do my man people.
Speaker 1: I do like pat people on the back of my man.
Speaker 1: So he goes, why don't you do that to your
Speaker 1: white friends? He doesn't, only my man's people.
Speaker 3: You're not offended, but I have to pay attention next time.
Speaker 3: See if that happens? All right?
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, well. I don't know if I do that though.
Speaker 1: But I love that you said they would definitely change
Speaker 1: your name. I love that. I know you wouldn't because
Speaker 1: it all goes by chronological chronology out there, right. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying is that I've ever hung
Speaker 1: out with I've dated two girls with the same name,
Speaker 1: and that was a little bit awkward. Oh yeah, well
Speaker 1: they were a Leslie, Yeah, Leslie the girl.
Speaker 3: I want to get serious, but I don't think I
Speaker 3: could go through Lefe being ridiculed, being big l little Lake.
Speaker 2: Well you were they white or black?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: No? Black and Spanish?
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so then you you could, you would You
Speaker 1: couldn't be like, you couldn't be black less there because
Speaker 1: now you were both black less. Let the record show
Speaker 1: if there was if a white less came into the
Speaker 1: picture as a second less less stays less, and then
Speaker 1: that other guy becomes white less because because you're less,
Speaker 1: you're the guy I know. First. I want to be
Speaker 1: another lesson a crew so I can blame him for shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, what if the next lesson the group
Speaker 1: less is also black?
Speaker 2: Do you become black less one? Less one? Do you
Speaker 2: become light or less depending on the other less? Damn it,
Speaker 2: we don't.
Speaker 3: I'm welcome. I can blame him for more shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, anyway, I want to say thank you so
Speaker 1: much for coming on with us, because I had to
Speaker 1: get this. I had to just explain to Brody the
Speaker 1: analogy of why Darren because he's six seven cleans up
Speaker 1: the way he does, there's more to it, and and
Speaker 1: and he puts himself in that situation where the women
Speaker 1: just first of all, women love that, but you love
Speaker 1: the guy. You love when women you go to a
Speaker 1: white bar because you like white ladies, and the ladies
Speaker 1: will flock to you because you're the choice for the night.
Speaker 2: Last one last question, last, last, one last question.
Speaker 1: If I was single and I went to an all
Speaker 1: black bar, would I clean up?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: You probably will? Black girls want good credit.
Speaker 2: He said it. Not, I didn't say it.
Speaker 3: Probably. You know what, the only white guy in the
Speaker 3: all black crew was a dangerous motherfucker. Chapelle said it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what he said? What was his Joe? You know
Speaker 2: what was his bit on that? Do you remember? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: If it's the all white guy and all black crew man,
Speaker 3: he's he's done some ship to earn the respect.
Speaker 2: But they let him in. He must be tough, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he must be.
Speaker 1: But I wouldagine the opposite is true. Everyone one white guy.
Speaker 1: If there's a black woman that's looking for a white guy,
Speaker 1: I'm it.
Speaker 2: That's it. You got no other choice tonight, honey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's someone is gonna want to look
Speaker 3: up with me. You know, I'm knowing what choice it is,
Speaker 3: what it is.
Speaker 1: I miss you, buddy. If you want to come hang
Speaker 1: out with let me know. I've been an hour left
Speaker 1: on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Say goodbye, my man. No, i'mting the.
Speaker 3: Bast tournament that I'll be out after that.
Speaker 1: All right, cool, good to know, all right, thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, lady's out the podcast.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So we just I think we accomplished a lot in
Speaker 1: that break. I'm not sure where I stand. Uh, but
Speaker 1: we learned a lot, I think. But I'm telling you
Speaker 1: how it is.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not lying.
Speaker 1: I trust less, I trust less. I trust you less,
Speaker 1: but I trust less more.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I got you. So I wanted to get your.
Speaker 1: Opinion on cars, the location of where you sit in
Speaker 1: a car etiquette. I feel like I feel like you
Speaker 1: have an opinion on this now. I pulled up online
Speaker 1: what the etiquette is. But I wanted to see if
Speaker 1: I have a right to be you know, a little.
Speaker 2: Uh what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay, So buddy of mine says, oh, I want to
Speaker 1: go see uh go see this movie?
Speaker 2: You want to go? I said, yeah, absolutely, it goes great.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring.
Speaker 1: My my teenage kid. Teenage son said, Okay, national problem.
Speaker 1: I like your son, it's no problem. So he picks
Speaker 1: me up at my place because I'm on the way
Speaker 1: to the movie theater and the kids sitting in the
Speaker 1: front seat. So any my friend drives a jeep, so
Speaker 1: I have to climb up into the back of the jeep,
Speaker 1: which in general is not a comfortable car, and sit
Speaker 1: in the back of the jeep for the wrong Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm remembering when I was a kid when an
Speaker 1: adult was getting in the car. Yep, you got the
Speaker 1: hell out of the front seat, absolutely back.
Speaker 2: It's a yeah m hm.
Speaker 1: So I'll tell you what the official rule is on
Speaker 1: the internet. Okay, what the etiquette is now on Wait?
Speaker 1: How is everybody related in this whole situation? Friend's friend,
Speaker 1: his son and meate, Oh my god, it's so he's family.
Speaker 1: It's technically his dad's car. But when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: Margaret Murder, ain't I would go sit in the back
Speaker 1: at courtesy to the you know, the older person or
Speaker 1: the person with the longer legs or whatever, right right,
Speaker 1: So part of me was like, well, he was sitting
Speaker 1: there on the way over right, So as long as
Speaker 1: he doesn't like, after the movie, get in the front seat,
Speaker 1: then we're good. But should he have got out of
Speaker 1: the car and said, hello, you know, I think father
Speaker 1: and kid like seven eight nine years old, beat it, kid,
Speaker 1: go to the back, Okay, you go, and then probably
Speaker 1: would have started out that way, Probably would have started
Speaker 1: out in the bat.
Speaker 2: At thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 1: Now you're like kind of want to treat them like
Speaker 1: an adult because they're becoming an adult and and hey,
Speaker 1: in your religion, Brody, they are an adult as of thirteen.
Speaker 1: So it's almost like it's almost like a disrespect thing
Speaker 1: where you're like, oh, I guess I'm still a fucking kid,
Speaker 1: all right, Like you want to want to prove to
Speaker 1: your your child that they're worthy of maintaining that seat.
Speaker 1: So on the way there you got in afterwards, I
Speaker 1: would say, son stays up front, Okay, you haul your
Speaker 1: ass to the back.
Speaker 2: Now on the way back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now you're it's all equal because everybody's approaching the
Speaker 1: car at the same time. In that case, maybe the
Speaker 1: kid should have had a little bit respect for you
Speaker 1: and say, like, you know what, you know, you're my
Speaker 1: dad's friend, and you guys want to catch up. Because
Speaker 1: if he had the You know, if he had the
Speaker 1: foresight to know that relationship and to know that that's
Speaker 1: that he should volunteered to sit in the back. Let
Speaker 1: me guess on the he stayed in the front both
Speaker 1: both directions, right.
Speaker 2: I gave him the throat clearing on the way home.
Speaker 1: Oh? Really, so he I gave him and he went
Speaker 1: in the back.
Speaker 2: Oh what?
Speaker 1: The internet says two pages I pulled up the husband, wife,
Speaker 1: or partner of the driver gets priority. Well, I wanted
Speaker 1: to know if I was wrong because I was sitting
Speaker 1: in the back. I had no one to talk to,
Speaker 1: followed by okay, so the husband, wife, or partner of
Speaker 1: the driver usually gets priority, followed by the tallest adult
Speaker 1: or most senior person, or another site said the most
Speaker 1: important passenger gets the right shotgun in the front passenger seat.
Speaker 1: These people include the driver's parent, significant other, or boss,
Speaker 1: the person most important after that sits in the curb
Speaker 1: side back seat, and the third most important.
Speaker 2: Pass his best friend's ride.
Speaker 1: Trying to holler at me, Yes, that's correct. I I well,
Speaker 1: that was I was going to throw that out you
Speaker 1: that scenario. What if it was his wife, would you
Speaker 1: say to the wife sit in the back.
Speaker 2: I just read for you the person. No, no, what no?
Speaker 1: What you you you? Yeah, you answered the question already.
Speaker 1: But what's your opinion on that? You think the internet
Speaker 1: is right on that? Well, here's I think it is.
Speaker 1: I think that the person's partner should stay up front
Speaker 1: in both directions and you just sit in the back.
Speaker 1: She gets priority, no matter what, no.
Speaker 2: Matter how of course the wife sits in the front
Speaker 2: of car. Right.
Speaker 1: And if it's I'm talking about the kid, well, we
Speaker 1: talked about the kid earlier. The kid kid told you
Speaker 1: the wife and the always going. Now listen, if you're
Speaker 1: going out as couples, if the kid is already in
Speaker 1: the car, that's where I changed my mind though. The kid,
Speaker 1: if he's already in the car and they pick you up,
Speaker 1: you get in the back. But on the way back,
Speaker 1: he should probably yield to you. Because you're you're a kid,
Speaker 1: you're the senior person.
Speaker 2: When you were a.
Speaker 1: Kid, if you were sitting in the front seat you
Speaker 1: went to pick your uncle up, you'd stay in the front. No,
Speaker 1: because I respect that's what I'm saying. You go sit
Speaker 1: in the back. So you agree with me, I agree
Speaker 1: with you, But I could see how I could I'm
Speaker 1: playing devil's advocate. I'm I see both sides of this conversation.
Speaker 1: I mean I see the both the kid they can't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's say I come to pick you up.
Speaker 2: I come to pick you up, and my my middle
Speaker 2: daughter is sitting in the front seat. Let us stay
Speaker 2: in the front seat. I don't want to see in
Speaker 2: the front seat. You'll be fine.
Speaker 1: You'll be fine sitting in the back for twenty minutes, yeah,
Speaker 1: half hour drive? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: What if it was the back of a shitty call
Speaker 1: like yours with no back seat? I mean, you have
Speaker 1: a nice call, but there's no back seat in the
Speaker 1: back seat, right, So would you would you be like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I can't they kip at the short legs sit in
Speaker 1: the back. You'd be bitching the whole time. I don't know, man, Uh,
Speaker 1: all right, question. I like the etiquette. I like I
Speaker 1: like that it got us to think. All right, I
Speaker 1: got another seat question for you. More seats, more seat question.
Speaker 1: It's a different topic, but seat related. Right, I'm going
Speaker 1: on a slight tangent. Now, what would you think of
Speaker 1: a person who worked in any profession, did it for
Speaker 1: thirty years and didn't know common terminology. For instance, if
Speaker 1: you you went into a bar and said to the bartender,
Speaker 1: give me a wild turkey, and they said what is that?
Speaker 2: You were like, it's a brand of whisks. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, what, how do you not know wild turkey? Right? Correct.
Speaker 2: If you went into a.
Speaker 1: Gas station to see a mechanic and you said, I'm
Speaker 1: having a problem with my catalytic converter, and he said,
Speaker 1: what's the catalytic convert You're like, you know the thing.
Speaker 2: That blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: You're like, I would think I never called it that.
Speaker 1: That person is a fraud, right. I went into a
Speaker 1: restaurant yesterday with a friend, not the friend who put
Speaker 1: me in the backseat, different friend, and we went into
Speaker 1: a theme restaurant and it wasn't crowded, it was it
Speaker 1: was lunchtime. And the manager comes over. The hostess was
Speaker 1: that the hostess stand? The manager comes over and he
Speaker 1: and he says, oh, how many, how many? How many
Speaker 1: in your party? I said too? He said great, And
Speaker 1: I looked and all the tables in the middle were
Speaker 1: four top chairs, like you know, four chairs on four
Speaker 1: tops and on the sides. Don't interrupt me, don't try
Speaker 1: to guess ahead. On the sides were long benches, you know,
Speaker 1: We're like, it's like both booth esque on one side
Speaker 1: and then chairs on the other side of the table, right, okay?
Speaker 1: So I said, you know what, I have a I
Speaker 1: have a bad back. I said, if you don't mind,
Speaker 1: if if if you're seating that section, can my friend
Speaker 1: and I sit at one of the banquettes and he says,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what's a banquette? And I said, it's the
Speaker 1: it's the what do you mean? He goes, wow, what's
Speaker 1: a banquette? And the hostess goes, yeah, what what's a banquette?
Speaker 1: I said, those long green that half booth that goes
Speaker 1: look along the wall. If it's if it's if it's
Speaker 1: both sides, it's a booth. If it's one side and
Speaker 1: it's it's longer than a booth, it's called a banquette banquette.
Speaker 1: He says, I've been managing restaurants for thirty years, and
Speaker 1: I never heard her called a banquet. Wow.
Speaker 2: And then question is first day in the industry, But apparently.
Speaker 1: Thirty years, thirty years, no one in your life has
Speaker 1: ever said that's a bankette in front of you. I said,
Speaker 1: jay Z sings about banquettes in uh one of the
Speaker 1: songs whatever it is, but yeah, the one wh's made
Speaker 1: a Yankee song out of Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2: The guy uh may run this town.
Speaker 1: The word the word is invisible to him and somehow
Speaker 1: just got past him. You know, that's weird. That's weird. Well,
Speaker 1: my second question is if you were the hostess, would
Speaker 1: you say I didn't know that either, or do you
Speaker 1: use it as an opportunity to say, really I knew that,
Speaker 1: like and show your boss up. Oh yeah, I would
Speaker 1: just keep quiet because I absolutely would have been like
Speaker 1: what keep to myself? Oh no, I would have got
Speaker 1: in trouble, like you don't know what a banquette is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you dummy.
Speaker 1: So I was like, yeah, I said, if it's two bankettes,
Speaker 1: it's booths, if they're booths with but if it's the
Speaker 1: whole wall, it's a bank. He's like, I honestly he
Speaker 1: came by later He's like, I just googled it.
Speaker 2: I never heard.
Speaker 1: And more importantly, if you didn't know, right, let's say
Speaker 1: you're the manager. You're like, I didn't know what's called
Speaker 1: a banquette? Would you emphasize your ignorance and say I've
Speaker 1: been doing this thirty years. Like no, right, So that's
Speaker 1: where he went wrong, right at that point, I would
Speaker 1: try and hide it from you because I'd be embarrassed
Speaker 1: that I didn't know that term. Right, I've only been
Speaker 1: here a couple of months. He obviously thought you were
Speaker 1: the fucking weird one, right, That's why he was. He
Speaker 1: was happy to say, I've.
Speaker 2: Been doing this thirty years. You're you're crazy. What blanquette?
Speaker 2: You don't know? Banquette? What do you like? I mean banquet? Like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, banquette?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, I thought like he at first, I thought he
Speaker 1: was like looking like to say I was wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I've known a thirty years, I said. Listen, I
Speaker 1: manag dressed Ronsford for twelve years. I had to get
Speaker 1: out of the business, I said, But yeah, we had bankkettes.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, so anyway, I just say, yeah, so
Speaker 1: sit in the backseat or sit on the banquette. That's
Speaker 1: what we've learned here. So today's March fourteen, and we're
Speaker 1: recording this podcast. I know we originally said that we
Speaker 1: would do personally signed autographed merch that's anything that we
Speaker 1: can write on March fifteenth. However, we are going into
Speaker 1: the weekend and we are not going to see Matt
Speaker 1: Merch this weekend because so probably next week is when
Speaker 1: we're gonna go. So let's just extend it through the
Speaker 1: weekend through the seventeenth eighteenth. Let's call it the eighteenth okay,
Speaker 1: the eighteenth, ye through March eighteenth, because we are not
Speaker 1: going to get there before Saint Patrick's Day. I'm leaving
Speaker 1: for the Atlantis and the Bahamas tomorrow morning. Oh, Sunday,
Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day. Completely forgot, Yes, Sunday is Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1: Make sure you eat your cornby from garbage. You will
Speaker 1: be in the Bahamas for most of it. You won't
Speaker 1: be here celebrating. No, we don't celebrate Saint Patrick's Day
Speaker 1: in the Bahamas day.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: But they are having a food and wine festival, the
Speaker 1: one they do in South Beach and the one they
Speaker 1: do in New York. So I'm gonna go there with
Speaker 1: Gandhi and eight from our big show and we're gonna
Speaker 1: go cover.
Speaker 2: The festival, so to speak.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, So in the meantime, feel free to
Speaker 1: get your last minute merch orders.
Speaker 2: Uh Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com.
Speaker 1: That's Brooklyn boys dot Big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 2: And if it's past March eighteenth, there's no guarantee that
Speaker 2: we'll be able to sign it with Scary and Brody?
Speaker 2: When do you want to do?
Speaker 3: Sound?
Speaker 2: Next break is sound? Next break? A lot of good
Speaker 2: sound in the next yeak, I have something small and
Speaker 2: I have something big. Let's talk about your penis then,
Speaker 2: and then we'll talk about okay, so let's talk about
Speaker 2: that big, that big too late? You fuck you. I
Speaker 2: knew you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: See I knew if I phrased it that way you
Speaker 1: were gonna go there, and you did.
Speaker 2: I already girls like guys, we'll go anyway.
Speaker 1: Go on with big topics, big topics, big big topics.
Speaker 2: All right, call me crazy crazy.
Speaker 1: I got into an argument with the people on the
Speaker 1: Big Show and then spilled up spilled out on the
Speaker 1: air as well. Question, David Brody, do you think that
Speaker 1: dogs a racist?
Speaker 2: Cats?
Speaker 1: Parrots understand English?
Speaker 2: Are you asking me if they can understand what?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: First of all, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they understand. Do
Speaker 1: they understand English?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Well, I want I see the I'm not one finglish
Speaker 1: When they make phone calls that you're asking me. I'm
Speaker 1: not a bird expert per se, but I want, I want.
Speaker 1: The only thing you know about birds is when you
Speaker 1: cover them in sauce and cheese. I watch a lot
Speaker 1: of bird videos. Parrots I like. I like the the
Speaker 1: ring neck ones. They speak the macause uh. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm a call when he goes ah great, the
Speaker 1: gray ones, the gray ones talk, some of them the
Speaker 1: African Can you have all the names of the African gray?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: But then they speak, and even the cockatoo, the cockatoo.
Speaker 1: Can you know a cockatoo has spoken to you? The
Speaker 1: cockatoo that would have been the African gray? If what
Speaker 1: if there was another gray? Don't go there, Okay, And
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna my man, the African gray.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking you are gonna do. You're a douche.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we named my friend gray African gray. I've seen
Speaker 1: so many videos and I see them. They talk, they
Speaker 1: go the.
Speaker 2: Gimme kish, hear me kish, and they actually lean on
Speaker 2: the parrot or they're their owner. Watching bird porn.
Speaker 1: A lot of parrot videos go gear me kiss. And
Speaker 1: then when I saw a parrot looking at it's like
Speaker 1: little babies and it was, oh.
Speaker 2: Look at the get baby.
Speaker 1: So that's why you don't have time to watch Star
Speaker 1: Wars or any Mountain movies. Is you're watching parrot videos.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is parrot hub. Are you in parrot Hub?
Speaker 1: Some people will say that these parrots were just they're
Speaker 1: just mimicking what their owners have taught them, and they
Speaker 1: hear sounds and they repeat the sounds. But to me,
Speaker 1: they're going a step further because they're saying the right thing.
Speaker 1: They're saying, oh, look at the cute baby to the
Speaker 1: actual baby parrots in the nest.
Speaker 2: See videos like it.
Speaker 1: I know people own parrots that do this, or the
Speaker 1: parrots that say, uh, you know, someone says to I'm
Speaker 1: going shopping and then your parrot calls.
Speaker 2: You be a good boy. You be a good boy,
Speaker 2: meaning like card. So in my mind new aliens is this?
Speaker 2: Is this your new aliens? In my mind, you're a dick. Listen,
Speaker 2: there a lot of people's minds. I'm a dick in
Speaker 2: my mind. You parrots.
Speaker 1: At least parrots can be taught English because they understand
Speaker 1: understanding what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Or Spanish.
Speaker 1: I see Spanish speaking parrots but they understand the words,
Speaker 1: and they the words have meaning to them. It goes
Speaker 1: beyond just mimicking a sound for the sake of it. Now,
Speaker 1: people were talking about pets like dogs. Do dogs understand
Speaker 1: or when they understand a command?
Speaker 2: When they learn a.
Speaker 1: Command, do they know it by the inflection of the voice,
Speaker 1: do they know do they associate that sound with and
Speaker 1: what to do? Okay, let me answer, let me finish
Speaker 1: up the previous animal that you've been talking about. Do
Speaker 1: you know what it means to parrot something in the
Speaker 1: in that sense it means mimic. Yeah, But why why
Speaker 1: do you think they Why do you think the word
Speaker 1: parrot something with the word within that definition because you're
Speaker 1: repeating something that because parrots do that. Parrots do that, right,
Speaker 1: which is why they call it parroting what they call
Speaker 1: it understanding.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't call it parents.
Speaker 1: Don't you think that some parrots have the ability to
Speaker 1: take it a step further?
Speaker 2: I think that, yes, yes, I think they may connect sound.
Speaker 1: If that's the case, they understand English, because what is
Speaker 1: learning English anyway, learning any language, it's associating words with meaning.
Speaker 2: So if you but you are in the same analogy,
Speaker 2: I'm you know, you know.
Speaker 1: I think seeing a small bird and saying, ah, cute baby.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they understand what baby means and
Speaker 1: what the word cute means. I think they're triggered to
Speaker 1: say that. But if if I tell my dog go pee,
Speaker 1: he to go pee or she I've sold.
Speaker 2: To me your dog understands English, because you.
Speaker 1: Just a dog understands the sounds of words. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I think you I got to go. If
Speaker 1: he understands he's peeing, I think he understands that when
Speaker 1: I do that thing and liquid comes out and lands
Speaker 1: on the ground, that's what he wants me to do
Speaker 1: when he says you have to pee. I don't know
Speaker 1: if if a linguist would call it speaking, but I
Speaker 1: think your your bird obsession.
Speaker 2: You're an odd dude. That's what I'm learning after so
Speaker 2: many years.
Speaker 1: You fascinate over aliens, and now you're fascinating over parrots. Oh,
Speaker 1: we like a Gandhi on the phone to say to
Speaker 1: you about aliens. Okay, and it's not just me, all right,
Speaker 1: but we'll leave that right there. I have another thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll come back to me. Did you did you say
Speaker 1: you want you want to say something. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want to tell about aliens because no aliens.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: This is something I got, another odd thing that just
Speaker 1: happened on the internet.
Speaker 2: What I'll just go there. Okay, So TikTok taught me that.
Speaker 2: Oh to talk about that?
Speaker 1: Did you yes, we'll talk about that next. Did you
Speaker 1: know that the different water, you know, different bottles of
Speaker 1: water have the different colored caps that each cap means
Speaker 1: something else.
Speaker 2: Okay, I saw a video. I saw several videos on this.
Speaker 1: Now I could be wrong, because again I'm throwing it
Speaker 1: out there. When you see a white cap, it's processed water.
Speaker 1: When you see a blue cap, it's spring water. Black
Speaker 1: cap means alkaline water, green cap means flavored water. And
Speaker 1: usually a red cap they say means carbonated but I
Speaker 1: don't subscribe to that one. So apparently there's a scheme
Speaker 1: to the caps, the plastic caps on your bottled water.
Speaker 1: They don't talk about clear caps though, because some some
Speaker 1: water has clear caps. But anyway, I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's truth to that or not. Someone threw it out
Speaker 1: there on TikTok and has fucking three million views on it,
Speaker 1: and then and there are other videos that support that.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know if that's like a rule, if
Speaker 1: someone out there made this law that said you must
Speaker 1: color your cap a certain color to represent what's in it,
Speaker 1: how the water was made, or.
Speaker 2: Is it just a coincidence. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So what have you learned in the thirty seconds that
Speaker 1: you haven't even been listening to what I'm saying? Because
Speaker 1: they heard every word. I see you turn your mic
Speaker 1: off and your your you're you're googling shit.
Speaker 2: I heard every word you said. What are you saying
Speaker 2: into your phone?
Speaker 1: Okay, so most of the articles call it bullshit. For instance,
Speaker 1: let's say green meant it was it was spring water.
Speaker 1: If if a company with a blue logo has spring water,
Speaker 1: you think they're gonna use the green cap. Scary they're
Speaker 1: gonna use a blue cap? Yeah, of course, you think
Speaker 1: Coca Cola is gonna use anything but a red cap.
Speaker 2: It's always red. But he's great.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm saying they're not gonna use a blue cap.
Speaker 1: Then it looked like a pepsi No. But in the
Speaker 1: world of water, I'm just you know, aquafina has a
Speaker 1: white cap. I don't know if man doesn't have a
Speaker 1: green cap they said, listen, dude, I'm not making this
Speaker 1: ship up. You think I'm pulling this out of my ass.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to understand what I'm reading online because
Speaker 1: three million people saw the same video I did, and
Speaker 1: they're really subscribing to it, and I'm sitting here like, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm at least I'm questioning it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the answer is. I'm just telling you what I saw.
Speaker 1: Don't shoot the messenger.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: It depends on what again, I can't. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: websites that maybe not be legitimate that say that does
Speaker 1: with mineral watery it may indicate the difference of alcala
Speaker 1: alkaline water is black cap. I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2: But the TikTok thing was since was in November.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's skating traction and there's a few videos out there,
Speaker 1: not just one, but there's a couple that I'm getting
Speaker 1: my science from TikTok. I'll look it up. Go look
Speaker 1: it up, everybody and enjoy that. That TikTok rumor speaking
Speaker 1: of TikTok. Yeah, well, this taping, Yes, we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about what's going on in the news, and we'll
Speaker 1: play some sound. Yes, we are, and I might tell
Speaker 1: you how I yelled at a nurse.
Speaker 2: You did not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got into it. You get into it about
Speaker 1: how I got into it. After the commercial scholar.
Speaker 2: We will be right back. You really yelled at a nurse,
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, a nurse practitioner, if you guys know the difference.
Speaker 1: A nurse practitioner is not a doctor. A nurse practitioner
Speaker 1: is less than a doctor, but more than a nurse.
Speaker 1: But they are sometimes on call.
Speaker 2: I know this. Yeah, they fill in for doctors. They
Speaker 2: fill in for doctors.
Speaker 1: They are allowed, they're allowed to make decisions on things. Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: well what happened, you might we're going there.
Speaker 2: Well, so let me start from the end. I don't
Speaker 2: have a problem with my heart.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, but in the process of moving, and that's
Speaker 1: a whole other episode. I will get to those moving
Speaker 1: stories and whatnot in my realtor and all that.
Speaker 2: I have a shot.
Speaker 1: I had a sharp pain in my left chest above
Speaker 1: above the heart area by a few inches, and I thought,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, it's it's close enough that
Speaker 1: I should see my cardioc.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would run to the cardiologist. So I made
Speaker 2: an appointment. I was like, can I call it? I
Speaker 2: would run because then your heart.
Speaker 1: So I said, can I come today? They said, yeah,
Speaker 1: well we'll fit you in. You may see one of
Speaker 1: our two wonderful nurse practitioners. And by the way, I'm
Speaker 1: nothing but respect for nurse practitioners. This is not about that.
Speaker 1: So I meet, I meet the nurse practitioner, doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what her name was. And she says, oh, let's go
Speaker 1: into the examining room. And you know, I'm obviously a
Speaker 1: little nervous. I might be having a heart you know,
Speaker 1: pain or whatever, and I'm very uncomfortable. And you know
Speaker 1: when you speak to your friends who do the same
Speaker 1: job as you, you know, you and I speak radio.
Speaker 1: We speak in radio lingo. Yeah, you and I understand
Speaker 1: radio lingo.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well I'm asking her questions and she's answering me in
Speaker 1: doctor ease. So yeah, So I'll give you for an example,
Speaker 1: I had a heart calcium test. And we have a
Speaker 1: heart calcium test. It's not like calcium levels, it's slightly different.
Speaker 1: I had a heart calcium score of eight. Now I
Speaker 1: took this test like three months ago. Now, a heart
Speaker 1: calcium score of eight on a scale of like zero
Speaker 1: to five hundred is not that big a deal, but
Speaker 1: at least you but you have a little bit of
Speaker 1: calcium build up in your your your your whatever, your
Speaker 1: your ventricles, your your veins, whatever. And some people can
Speaker 1: have a heart score of four hundred and they're still alive.
Speaker 1: So the doctor's like, well, you know, you might want
Speaker 1: to cut down a little bit on certain foods. Okay,
Speaker 1: I said, you know, you don't really have a problem,
Speaker 1: but you know an eight is something.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was in December.
Speaker 1: So first, first off, you should know when the nurse
Speaker 1: practitioner comes in the room, she's chewing gum. And I
Speaker 1: don't mean chewing gum. I don't mean chewing gum like
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, so, where's it hurting? Wow, which I
Speaker 1: don't find to be professional. What hospital was this, It
Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't matter, And I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 1: to go there. I want to be sure to avoid
Speaker 1: that one. I don't sing the gum chew. And she's
Speaker 1: very like like upbeat, like okay, so tell me where
Speaker 1: you know where it is what hurts, right, But she's upbeat,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm used to an older gentleman who's
Speaker 1: very serious when it comes to your heart and very explanatory,
Speaker 1: and there's a certain gravitas, a certain seriousness when talking
Speaker 1: about your heart that I don't want someone going, oh,
Speaker 1: so tell me where it hurts and when did you
Speaker 1: notice it hurt? Okay, great, yeah, okay to upbeat for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the gum chewing.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I understand that she has credibility. She
Speaker 1: has I'm sure she has education. She said, he's achieved
Speaker 1: a certain level of abilities. Anyway, I said, I said.
Speaker 1: She says, I see, you had a calcium hot test
Speaker 1: last year. I said, yeah, She said, you have a
Speaker 1: score you have you have a calcium score. Now, if
Speaker 1: somebody said to you, scary, you have a calcium score,
Speaker 1: what would your next question be?
Speaker 2: What is it? Right? So I said, oh, well what
Speaker 2: does that? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Exactly? It means you have a calcium score, So I said, okay,
Speaker 1: I get that, but but what does it mean? She goes,
Speaker 1: it means you took the test and you have a score.
Speaker 1: I go, okay, I by right there. I would stop
Speaker 1: her and be like I did as opposed as opposed
Speaker 1: to not having a score.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: So the fact is I have a score? So that's bad? Right,
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I don't understand. It's like if
Speaker 1: you if I said, do you have a phone number,
Speaker 1: and you said, yes, I have a phone number. I said,
Speaker 1: I have a leg I have two legs. What does
Speaker 1: I have a calcium score? It means you you had
Speaker 1: a test and your results were a positive number.
Speaker 2: You have a score.
Speaker 1: I go, okay, but is it good or bad? She's like,
Speaker 1: well you have ac I go, oh my god. I said, look,
Speaker 1: I don't want to I'm trying not to get upset
Speaker 1: here because my chest hurts.
Speaker 2: But what is my score? Yeah? And she says eight.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, thank you. She says, well, you kept
Speaker 1: cutting me off. I said, look, let's take a step back.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm very nervous. I'm stressed about my heart. Okay,
Speaker 1: that this might be related to a problem with my heart.
Speaker 1: I'm a little stressed, and I'm sorry, no offense. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have to ask you eleven times what it means
Speaker 1: to have a score, right, I said, you're talking to
Speaker 1: me like I'm a doctor. But you're a smart guy.
Speaker 1: I mean you I figure it out. My score was
Speaker 1: I didn't remember so I said, what's my score?
Speaker 2: She said, it's not bad. She was scared.
Speaker 1: You know what she did first, took my blood pressure.
Speaker 1: You know what, she said, what it's good? I go,
Speaker 1: what's my score? Just it's good?
Speaker 2: So is it possible?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, you want to hear something really coincidental that
Speaker 1: you have no idea? This is, we did not plan this,
Speaker 1: so you're Earlier in the week, I took a stress
Speaker 1: test and I'm due for one.
Speaker 2: But I haven't gone because my chest starts right.
Speaker 1: Stress test with contrast. They you know, shot me up
Speaker 1: with that stress test with contrast. Does that mean they
Speaker 1: put someone in shape next to you hile for contrast?
Speaker 1: Oh no, They maybe run on a trendmill for fifteen
Speaker 1: ten to fifteen minutes on an incline, going faster and
Speaker 1: faster until I was out of breath. And they put
Speaker 1: and they had all these electrodes on my chest, you know,
Speaker 1: measuring They measured my blood pressure before and after. They
Speaker 1: took a lot of photos. They took photos before and after,
Speaker 1: and then I went home. And then today I got
Speaker 1: a call from the doctor earlier this afternoon and I said,
Speaker 1: oh great, what what's up? And They're like I reviewed
Speaker 1: your numbers, and uh, they were good. And I said, okay,
Speaker 1: well what does that mean? I said, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: They're good?
Speaker 1: He goes, They're just good. He goes, We're good. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I said. I said a lot of times, you know,
Speaker 1: like with people like you say, oh, the widow maker
Speaker 1: artery is sixty percent blocked. I'm like, what's going on
Speaker 1: inside my arteries? Are they clogged? What percent block?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 1: You see He's like, no, he goes, you're good, your
Speaker 1: numbers are good.
Speaker 2: Helpful. It was not helpful. But then he explained to me.
Speaker 1: He said, look, he goes, let me, let me, let
Speaker 1: me put it this way, let me clear my throat,
Speaker 1: because he I guess him giving rattling off numbers would
Speaker 1: be nothing to me, he said, but he could give
Speaker 1: you a scale. Yes, here's how he did the comparison,
Speaker 1: he said. He said, I make a lot of these
Speaker 1: calls a week. He says, a lot of them. I
Speaker 1: ask for further action, like okay, so now from here on,
Speaker 1: I'm prescribing you this medication Da da dad, or this
Speaker 1: and that or guess what you got to come in
Speaker 1: for test number two. We're gonna go on to this
Speaker 1: one now because he goes. In this case, no follow
Speaker 1: up is required, nothing to see, nothing to do.
Speaker 2: Your numbers are good, have a good day, sir, Thank you,
Speaker 2: Willie Wonka. Oh very good.
Speaker 1: So so what I'm what that means is no need
Speaker 1: to even think about it any further.
Speaker 2: Oh, you have to think about it like you. You asked.
Speaker 2: I asked three times.
Speaker 1: And then when he told me, in comparison to the
Speaker 1: kinds of calls he makes, he goes, he goes a
Speaker 1: lot of times. This follow up action required. It's not
Speaker 1: very good well by comparison would once he informed me
Speaker 1: of that, and I said, oh, okay, so I'm good then,
Speaker 1: So I'm now my mind is at ease, because otherwise,
Speaker 1: if it wasn't, if things were not good, I would
Speaker 1: have had to do one of the following things that
Speaker 1: he tells other.
Speaker 2: People to do. Okay, back to our Redsie's regularly scheduled program.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm in So then I want to back up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was. I called.
Speaker 1: I was running a little late because there was a
Speaker 1: street closure on my way to the doctor, so I
Speaker 1: called him. I said, Hey, we're gonna be a few
Speaker 1: minutes late. There's a street closure I have to go.
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 1: Reroute back up and go around the other way. It's
Speaker 1: gonna take me a little while. So I got there
Speaker 1: at eight minutes after my appointment was supposed to start.
Speaker 1: And please don't don't talk back to me that I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be a fifteen minutes earlier. I was shooting
Speaker 1: for five minutes early. I got there like around eight,
Speaker 1: eight minutes after it would take so they let They
Speaker 1: kept me waiting in the in the waiting room, you know,
Speaker 1: for like ten minutes, because sometimes they're not ready for you.
Speaker 2: No problem, yep.
Speaker 1: So I said, I like, oh, listen, I'm just a
Speaker 1: little stressed, and I just would like, you know, detailed answers.
Speaker 2: If if my.
Speaker 1: Calcium score was an eight, just tell me it's an
Speaker 1: eight and tell me that that's not bad.
Speaker 2: But don't tell me I have a score.
Speaker 1: She says, Well, you know, I'm just trying to rush
Speaker 1: through this to get to get you know, you know,
Speaker 1: you take care of I'm trying to answer all your
Speaker 1: questions quickly.
Speaker 2: She says. If you want me to talk slowly, then
Speaker 2: don't be twenty minutes late.
Speaker 1: So I said, excuse me, Oh my god, I said,
Speaker 1: am I paying you a discounted price because I was
Speaker 1: only eight minutes late? I called it. I was going
Speaker 1: to be late, and you kept me waiting ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I wasn't twenty minutes late. I said, if I'm being
Speaker 1: honest with you, I really could use to I really
Speaker 1: would prefer to see the doctor. H come in here
Speaker 1: and take this seriously, because I'm sorry. You come in
Speaker 1: here like a cheerleader, chewing gum like a teenage girl.
Speaker 1: I don't feel very confident. You told her that, yes,
Speaker 1: and she says, oh, well, excuse me. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: a cheerleader. Now, I guess I'm a cheerleader, I said.
Speaker 1: I said, I said, don't fuck with your doctors. Man,
Speaker 1: you didn't have a needle in my arm. I get so,
Speaker 1: I said, listen. I didn't say you are a cheerleader.
Speaker 1: I said, you're acting like a cheerleader. You're like, oh whoo,
Speaker 1: she said, do you want me to be I'm like depressed?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to I said no, I just
Speaker 1: want you to be serious. I could be dying here
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh great, whoo? I said, and you
Speaker 1: just oh, and excuse me for chewing gum. I had
Speaker 1: lunch a half hour ago. I want to make sure
Speaker 1: my breath doesn't smell. Oh my god, dude. So I said,
Speaker 1: I don't care if you chew gum. Don't I said,
Speaker 1: but as you're talking to me, you're doing that. I
Speaker 1: can't take you seriously, dude, She's just you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: Get the doctor.
Speaker 1: Then the doctor came in. He's like, hello, mister Brody,
Speaker 1: how are you. I understand you. You were a quested to
Speaker 1: see me. I said, look, I know you're very busy.
Speaker 1: This was an emergency appointment. I said, can you just
Speaker 1: please talk me through my test results and what I
Speaker 1: should do next and whatever. So he examined me and
Speaker 1: he said, look, uh, sometimes I'm not available. I said,
Speaker 1: I get to you get unavailable. I'm gonn upset that
Speaker 1: you gave me a nurse practitioner. I love nurse practitioners.
Speaker 1: I've had many, but I just didn't click with this one.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we had beef. You don't come into a
Speaker 1: meeting when someone's complaining a hard pain, now, but where
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 2: Where is it her? That adequate? On her part? But man,
Speaker 2: I would have had a lot more patience than you
Speaker 2: would have than you did. But that's just the different
Speaker 2: patient you're coming to me.
Speaker 1: For patients is the difference between you and me is
Speaker 1: right here, right there that conversation. Yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: So apologies to the medical community, but tell me what
Speaker 1: it meant. Don't keep saying Listen, if you somebody something
Speaker 1: and they don't understand it or they're not getting it,
Speaker 1: don't keep repeating it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't help. Go you have a score, you have
Speaker 2: a score.
Speaker 1: So what I learned, scary, what I learned once I
Speaker 1: calmed down and she calmed down, is that you either
Speaker 1: have no score or you have a score. Right, like
Speaker 1: if I have. I figured that out after said it
Speaker 1: three times. Right, But like you said, but wait it
Speaker 1: my score was an eight. That's good. Yeah, if my
Speaker 1: score was three hundred, you should mention it. So I said,
Speaker 1: why couldn't you just tell me my score was eight? Well, eight,
Speaker 1: it's not really significant. I go, yes, but it's significant,
Speaker 1: and then it's not two hundred. I didn't remember what
Speaker 1: my score was, so I will never forget again that
Speaker 1: my score was an eight, and neither one of the slices.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry slices it's okay. I'm sorry you had to
Speaker 1: see that side of me. What the angry, belligerent curmudgeon. No,
Speaker 1: they see that all the time, treating the healthcare industry
Speaker 1: like had on. I love the healthcare industry, and we
Speaker 1: just we didn't click. We didn't click, and I was
Speaker 1: in a lot of pain.
Speaker 2: It was my heart. So but I don't have a heart.
Speaker 1: Mostly you know, I was about to say, man, when
Speaker 1: are we gonna play the freaking was it the cowardly.
Speaker 2: Lion who didn't have the heart?
Speaker 1: If only had a hardly line, didn't have courage? The
Speaker 1: tin man, tin Man didn't have a heart, didn't have
Speaker 1: a brain. That that was the scare scarecrow didn't have
Speaker 1: a heart. Nope, scarecrow didn't have a Wait a second, No,
Speaker 1: the tin man didn't have heart. Tin man didn't have
Speaker 1: a heart, The scare crow didn't have a brain, have
Speaker 1: a brain, and the.
Speaker 2: Cardly line din't have carage. Correct? Wow? Are you going
Speaker 2: to see Wicked with Ariana Grande? I'm gonna want to now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have to because I love Ari. She's great. I
Speaker 2: grew up listening to Ari.
Speaker 1: Speaking of growing up, are you going to go to
Speaker 1: the UH Olivia Rodrigo concert to get podcast contraception. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: handing out contraception Delivia Rodrigo concert.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just gonna go. I don't care you bring.
Speaker 1: You can bring your own contraception in case she sees
Speaker 1: you in the crowd, b yoc man. Maybe she's into
Speaker 1: tall Italian radio guys or okay, short Italian radio guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: short five elevens not short? You're not five eleven. I
Speaker 1: am five eleven. You're five to ten?
Speaker 2: Bullshit? Im five eleven?
Speaker 1: What Why are you doubting me? All right, because I'm
Speaker 1: five ten. You're a little taller than me. Exactly. If
Speaker 1: you're five, then you're five to ten. I'm five eleven.
Speaker 2: Either way, all right, don't worry.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we don't sound to play what we do.
Speaker 1: But briefly we wanted you wanted to address this TikTok
Speaker 1: thing that's going on. Oh yeah, they just passed through
Speaker 1: the House and now they're looking for the Senate to uh.
Speaker 1: The Senate is going to vote on it. By the way,
Speaker 1: the President said he is going to sign the bill.
Speaker 1: So now all eyes are on the Senate because if
Speaker 1: it passes through the Senate, this is a done deal.
Speaker 2: Explain what this done deal is.
Speaker 1: Okay, So TikTok is owned by a company. By the way,
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of people who are outraged and
Speaker 1: making up their own stories about how politicians are in
Speaker 1: the pocket of Facebook. This is a bipart It's an issue.
Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with politics. No, no, no that.
Speaker 1: It's old people trying to keep young people down. It's
Speaker 1: trying to take away our bit of expression. We can't
Speaker 1: protest because they don't like us protesting. It's not about
Speaker 1: any of that. It's not now whether you agree or not,
Speaker 1: I happen to disagree with with this this decision. It
Speaker 1: is that TikTok is owned by a company called byte Dance. Okay,
Speaker 1: the company is owned well, all companies that are that
Speaker 1: are Chinese companies have to answer to China and and
Speaker 1: do whatever they say. However, Byte Dance has claimed they
Speaker 1: have isolated themselves. Their servers are run some of them
Speaker 1: are run by Oracle, and they're in operative work. They've
Speaker 1: claimed that they've yes. Okay, so their servers are in America,
Speaker 1: some of their headquarters are in the Philippines, and they
Speaker 1: have claimed that they have walled off any contact from
Speaker 1: China that China has no influence over them. However, because
Speaker 1: of Chinese laws, if China wanted to, they they could
Speaker 1: seize the information they kept guard it from you, the
Speaker 1: same information that Facebook gets, and they all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you see, they're allowed to, okay, but they allegedly they haven't,
Speaker 1: by the way.
Speaker 2: Scares the shit out of me. That the fact that
Speaker 2: they could just pull the trigger on that.
Speaker 1: But go ahead now, now, whether or not they know
Speaker 1: that what my age of my birthday is, I don't
Speaker 1: give a shit. I don't think China is gonna one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million American users. What they're really worried about,
Speaker 1: because the algorithms aren't stored in America, is that China
Speaker 1: could during an election year, especially alter the algorithms, meaning
Speaker 1: what you see so that what you're a supporter of
Speaker 1: one party, they might skew that all of your videos
Speaker 1: are now anti the party you believe in, so that
Speaker 1: you start like doubting the party you believe in, or
Speaker 1: they might be pushing propaganda.
Speaker 2: They I generated election interference.
Speaker 1: It's just like election which is what a lot of
Speaker 1: countries were accused of in twenty sixteen. But again, all
Speaker 1: that aside, that's what they're most worried about. They're not
Speaker 1: trying to silence you take away your first amendment. Your
Speaker 1: first Amendment doesn't guarantee you the right to have a ticketime.
Speaker 1: I get it, all right, but I feel that the
Speaker 1: biggest threat here is the fact that they can seize
Speaker 1: information and then they'll know everything about me.
Speaker 2: I would rather America. They can know about you watch
Speaker 2: parrot videos on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I know that I would rather have an American company
Speaker 1: like Meta knowing all about me, because they say, well,
Speaker 1: Facebook and Instagram do the same thing, yes, except they're
Speaker 1: rooted and born here in America, on this soil. So
Speaker 1: so the fact is this, this Chinese company can then
Speaker 1: take everything.
Speaker 2: I'm worried. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: If it passes, God bless them. And if for anyone
Speaker 1: who they take away TikTok. You're saying God, But I'm
Speaker 1: okay with it, because I'll tell you why. Because like anything,
Speaker 1: like anything else, like anything else in life, one door closes,
Speaker 1: another one opens up. People are gonna complain already, they're
Speaker 1: already complaining. We'll think about how this is going to
Speaker 1: be a shot in the arm to the American economy
Speaker 1: because so many people's lives and the business depends on
Speaker 1: the shot in the arms a good thing. No, I'll
Speaker 1: not kicking the gut a punch of fucking face, whatever
Speaker 1: it is. A black guy, a black guy for the
Speaker 1: American and make their living off of TikTok. Correct, But
Speaker 1: here's might spread positive messages.
Speaker 2: Here's my rebuttal.
Speaker 1: They'll either go to reels or they'll find a new platform,
Speaker 1: American based, and they'll make their money that way. Because
Speaker 1: any why doesn't work, it will work. They'll tell you
Speaker 1: why it doesn't work. If you're on TikTok and you
Speaker 1: have a business and you have three point five million
Speaker 1: followers that now you're in. They show up in your
Speaker 1: algorithm because you're a follower, so you see that person
Speaker 1: you like. If they suddenly start from scratch, you have
Speaker 1: to rebuild millions of people. And if you take the
Speaker 1: same functionality, then you get sued by TikTok for stealing
Speaker 1: their technology.
Speaker 2: You can't just say, oh.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wipe out an industry, I think, and then
Speaker 1: start a new industry. I think people who are entrepreneurs,
Speaker 1: they found their way to that platform, they'll find their
Speaker 1: way to the next one, and they will and they
Speaker 1: will make their money.
Speaker 2: And I think that that is a small price time.
Speaker 2: I think it's a small price. Jobs.
Speaker 1: People are gonna lose their jobs for months and months
Speaker 1: and months until someone develops that appen and then grows
Speaker 1: on the app.
Speaker 2: I think that's a gross exaggeration.
Speaker 1: I think I day there'll be there'll be a Schmick
Speaker 1: Schmock app and all of a sudden, those people will
Speaker 1: be making the same amount of money.
Speaker 2: Again. I don't know what you think.
Speaker 1: I think you you think the next day and there'll
Speaker 1: be another app. No, I think they'll find their way.
Speaker 1: I think that people are smart enough to be able
Speaker 1: to get their businesses better. And that didn't work. And
Speaker 1: by the way, you should never put your keep your
Speaker 1: eggs in one basket, you know, shame on people who did.
Speaker 2: Scary.
Speaker 1: How many industries can you work in? Yeah, but and
Speaker 1: entrepreneur your eggs in one if you and radio?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: But we're talking about social media, which has several different
Speaker 1: there's several platforms. Okay, you're not shutting down social media.
Speaker 2: You're shutting down one arm of social media.
Speaker 1: So if someone decides that Elvis Duran is a propagandist
Speaker 1: and he needs to be. He needs to be he's
Speaker 1: getting money from China that they say Elvis Heck can't
Speaker 1: be on the radio anymore.
Speaker 2: Is it a fan of say that Scary.
Speaker 1: Jones will just land on another mega morning show in
Speaker 1: a week, that it'll be created and as successful as Elvis.
Speaker 1: If I'm talented, if I'm driven, Fuck yes, so far,
Speaker 1: there's no one in the country that's been able to replicate.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I'm sorry, I disagree and and personally,
Speaker 1: if it needs to go away because something, something, bigger
Speaker 1: is going on, I'll tell you why. Both sides of
Speaker 1: the fucking ile agree on this. Yes, so something and
Speaker 1: bigger is it? That means there's an imminent danger?
Speaker 2: Okay? What if? What if?
Speaker 1: Hold on, there's no imminent danger, but what IF's scary?
Speaker 1: In an election year both sides are trying to out
Speaker 1: America the other side.
Speaker 2: My god, no, no, I'm being I'm asking a question.
Speaker 1: What if both sides are trying to stand up to
Speaker 1: China because it looks good to stand up to China,
Speaker 1: then posturing, That's what I'm saying. I'm saying this posturing
Speaker 1: going on is what's going on.
Speaker 2: And I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: There's been rumors about some very shady people, American shady
Speaker 1: people who want to buy TikTok. Now would you be okay? Hey,
Speaker 1: if shady people bought TikTok.
Speaker 2: I'd okay. This is a dilemma. You have to pick
Speaker 2: between two bad situations.
Speaker 1: I would rather the shady American because they can actually
Speaker 1: be caught and put in jail, and they're on our own,
Speaker 1: And I would than in a foreign country.
Speaker 2: You can more.
Speaker 1: Easily monitor a foreign foreign country and put laws and
Speaker 1: ban them sharing information.
Speaker 2: You can't do that to an American company as easily.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is I don't think TikTok and the
Speaker 1: information they steal from us is a problem. I think
Speaker 1: if I think, if you're fooled by your algorithm to
Speaker 1: change who you want to vote for, then you're you're
Speaker 1: probably easily change to be with this. This has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with politics, in my mind, absolutely does, at
Speaker 1: least that's what they're they're claiming. They're worried about China
Speaker 1: changing your algorithm and affecting the election and stealing your data.
Speaker 2: It isn't about stealing my data. Where where I'm worried.
Speaker 2: What stealing my data is where I'm worried. Yeah? Sorry,
Speaker 2: what is China?
Speaker 1: You never hear from me again on about about blue water,
Speaker 1: water bottle caps or anything else I've seen on TikTok
Speaker 1: parate videos. What when you signed up for TikTok? What
Speaker 1: information did you put in your screen name password? Did
Speaker 1: it ask you for your your your data, your name,
Speaker 1: your age, your way?
Speaker 2: No? So okay.
Speaker 1: So other than that, you might like radio videos and
Speaker 1: parrot videos and alien videos and some sports videos.
Speaker 2: What is China going to do with that information? What
Speaker 2: I think? I don't know. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: have the right, but I would rather do.
Speaker 1: Everybody has their information understood. Every Everyone's like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be tracked by the government, but they're they're
Speaker 1: all American, and I'm okay because they're all American. Canada,
Speaker 1: what about Canada and Canada track? Yeah, I'm okay with
Speaker 1: half the apps on your phone a Canadian. What about
Speaker 1: Mexican apps I'm worried about overseas?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, that's that's the story. We'll see how it
Speaker 1: plays out. The Senate has to vote on it and
Speaker 1: we'll see. But here's the one thing I didn't mention.
Speaker 1: If it passes and the president signs it, he would
Speaker 1: he said, you will, okay, which which is the company
Speaker 1: that owns TikTok, will have six months to sell to
Speaker 1: an American company, So there's still plenty of time whatever happens.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with TikTok to be okay. Yeah, but remember
Speaker 1: TikTok lovers Team TikTok scary. It says fuck you.
Speaker 2: No, that's a way. You can't frame it that way.
Speaker 2: I didn't say it that way. I had.
Speaker 1: I expressed my concerns and my suspicions, and that's all.
Speaker 2: Well, they might find out your parrot videos are very
Speaker 2: popular with Birdie and scary. All right, sound, yeah, we
Speaker 2: want some sound? I got sound.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you tell me what it's called, and I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I'll set it up. You sent me a lot of
Speaker 1: ship Brody, I sent.
Speaker 2: You fifteen clips. We're gonna play fifteen pieces of sound
Speaker 2: right here.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, should I tell you which ones are the most?
Speaker 1: What the hell is this? Let me go look ill
Speaker 1: you what is this?
Speaker 2: Slice time?
Speaker 1: Oh? Hey, listen, life time is awesome? Uh okay, you
Speaker 1: have space X rocket. Space man, you have space X rocket.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: SpaceX launched a massive, the largest rocket ever into space
Speaker 1: as a test to see if they can someday future
Speaker 1: send people to the moon. Listen to this expert explain
Speaker 1: how big? Excuse me, the space X rocket is an expert.
Speaker 2: I can't hear it. I think China is behind this one.
Speaker 2: Oh that's it, yep, the heck you ready the hacking?
Speaker 2: You are ready.
Speaker 1: I just got hacked by China because they didn't like
Speaker 1: my commentary on this.
Speaker 2: That's it, all right, let's try this again. Huh Oh,
Speaker 2: it's bigger than the Empire State Building. It's a total
Speaker 2: of four hundred feet tall. Wait, that's not bigger than
Speaker 2: the Empire State Building.
Speaker 1: The Empire State Building is over fourteen hundred feet tall
Speaker 1: with the antenna. This guy said, the rocket is four
Speaker 1: hundred feet tall. That's as big as the Empire State Building.
Speaker 2: And what does this person do for the rocket? Nothing?
Speaker 1: He's an expert commentator that had come on to talk
Speaker 1: about the rocket, as long as he wasn't the one
Speaker 1: who built it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you building, right, what else you got? Wilson? Wilson?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is a New York sportscaster talking about
Speaker 1: I guess it was a well play the clip and
Speaker 1: I'll explain what you said wrong.
Speaker 2: You'll hear it.
Speaker 6: The Giants are portally met with Russell Wilson on Thursday
Speaker 6: for what was described as an exploatoria meeting.
Speaker 1: Explatory so it was all cursing. Yeah, I think exploratory. Exploratory,
Speaker 1: but yeah.
Speaker 2: So the explotive would have been yeesh, So exploatory meeting. Okay,
Speaker 2: love that you got. We go at this pace. We
Speaker 2: can get all fifteen of them in.
Speaker 1: What's the next one results? Okay, would you trust the product?
Speaker 1: This sounds like the nurse practitioner I saw, would you
Speaker 1: trust the product? And after you take the product to
Speaker 1: see if you were okay, gave you these results.
Speaker 2: As positive and negative results may.
Speaker 1: Occur false positive and negative results, so it's pointless.
Speaker 2: So you're a schizophrenic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's like you take the test. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to see if I have I have HIV.
Speaker 1: I want to see if I have COVID. It could
Speaker 1: be false positive or negative, so either way, like why
Speaker 1: take the test? Yeah, that's dumb, all right, Well, they're
Speaker 1: just covering their ass that's legal lees self imposed. Oh
Speaker 1: from the Department of Redundancy department.
Speaker 2: Play the clip, right, he put his self and posed
Speaker 2: deadline on himself.
Speaker 1: Wait what he put himself? Posed deadline on himself? Who
Speaker 1: else could he put it on?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: So he just put his self and posed deadline done
Speaker 1: on him? Yeah, or he put a deadline on himself,
Speaker 1: right right?
Speaker 2: Okay? And PMFS, Oh.
Speaker 1: This is a guy who obviously made a little I
Speaker 1: don't know if I played the clip before, but he
Speaker 1: was talking about a different set of letters, and I
Speaker 1: guess PMS was on his mind. They are attempting to
Speaker 1: deter practical effects from the hooties and from the PMS's
Speaker 1: but our PMSS excuse.
Speaker 2: Me, opes he meant PMFS.
Speaker 3: He blamed.
Speaker 2: He blamed the HOUTHI rebels on conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Uh, oh, I don't remember what this is.
Speaker 2: Play it probably be obvious total football team.
Speaker 1: Dave embrace this whole villain element his conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're underdogs on the road, this conspiracy theory. Did
Speaker 2: you not know why you pulled that? I don't remember now.
Speaker 1: It was It doesn't matter, Move on, da, it's conspiracy theory,
Speaker 1: he said, it's a conspiracy theory. What he meant was,
Speaker 1: it's a conspiracy that bothered me. It's like when people
Speaker 1: say spoiler alert.
Speaker 2: I didn't even not.
Speaker 1: It's it's a spoiler. Yeah, sorry about that. Your dog
Speaker 1: is booing you on that one?
Speaker 2: Oh shut up? Wow, let's talk to you. What are
Speaker 2: you playing? It's text? Oh? Text? Okay?
Speaker 1: So people, you you know people, let's say past tensive text.
Speaker 1: Care we say text someone? You say I texted them.
Speaker 1: I texted, right, I texted. You don't say I punched them.
Speaker 1: I punched them. You say punched them?
Speaker 2: So what's the plural? Hold on? What's the plural? Stop
Speaker 2: playing the clip? You fuck? What's the plural of text? One? Text?
Speaker 2: What is two of them? Texts? Texts with an ass?
Speaker 2: Listen to this guy.
Speaker 1: He's the guy who texts the Texas Texas.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I know a lot of people that that do that.
Speaker 2: It's not Texas, I know.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, what else you got the Kevin
Speaker 1: Neal and Conon O'Brien clips. Okay, so Kevin Neil and
Speaker 1: again it's grammar. But Kevin Neal and Conan O'Brien are
Speaker 1: two very bright comedians. They are trying to figure out
Speaker 1: how to say two people, two pronouns, and they can't
Speaker 1: seem to figure it out.
Speaker 2: And at the end they would never write, let's play
Speaker 2: the club.
Speaker 3: He got married?
Speaker 2: Did get married? Kevin Nealon got married? Where did h where?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Where did you get me?
Speaker 6: We got married in Italy, you know, just her and me.
Speaker 6: They went to Harvard Me, I don't hear. And because
Speaker 6: we just wanted to get married.
Speaker 2: You get married?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Italy and yeah, Connor O'Brian went to Harvard.
Speaker 1: Kevin Neelan says, Horr and me got married, and he goes, oh, no,
Speaker 1: herr and I right, And Connor goes, yeah, it's her
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's she and I. Yeah, and I even I knew
Speaker 1: that wrong. Were both wrong twice And he went to
Speaker 1: Harvard harv right, all right, all right, go ahead? Life
Speaker 1: and life insurance too, Life.
Speaker 2: Insurance to life insurance? What was life insurance? That played
Speaker 2: a clip?
Speaker 1: I think you should go back to the doctor and
Speaker 1: get a.
Speaker 2: Play the life insurance clip. I can't remember fifteen clip.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, this guy, all right, this guy, okay,
Speaker 1: this guy is an actual guy doing a commercial for
Speaker 1: life insurance listen to the way he sounds, and then
Speaker 1: when he says he has no clue, tell me if
Speaker 1: you totally believe he has no clue.
Speaker 2: I had no idea I can sell my life insurance.
Speaker 1: Policy, you like, son of a bitch. No way, I
Speaker 1: have no idea, no idea. That guy has no idea.
Speaker 2: What his name is? Closets? Uh, closets? It played a clip.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Brody, I'm calling you a I remember what
Speaker 2: the next one, the next three, or I just don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm calling your brain dog.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what this is. It's a grammar one.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a professional commercial.
Speaker 2: And the woman using it, we're.
Speaker 1: So insignificant and trite. You forgot why you put this
Speaker 1: clip in. I mean, nope, I remember now, he said,
Speaker 1: instead of ah, shut up, dick, play the clip.
Speaker 2: Some people appreciate it.
Speaker 5: I got ann And this is my California closet story
Speaker 5: in my home.
Speaker 1: It is just my daughter and I for she couldn't
Speaker 1: read your course. Nope, her daughter and I me and
Speaker 1: my my daughter and me. Okay, okay, we've been over
Speaker 1: this a million times. Yes, you have a sexual pleasure
Speaker 1: for women. Okay, you gotta help me out here. This
Speaker 1: is a commercial for some product that enhances the sexual
Speaker 1: enjoyment for women, but she mentions men and I'm lost here.
Speaker 1: Maybe the slices can answer this question, or you can
Speaker 1: scary play the clip.
Speaker 4: Ladies, are you feeling satisfied in the bedroom? Men have
Speaker 4: their solutions, but women haven't had many options.
Speaker 1: Okay, she says, women, are you being satisfied in the bedroom?
Speaker 1: Men have their options, but women haven't had an option before?
Speaker 1: What are our options?
Speaker 4: Scary, Ladies, are you feeling satisfied in the bedroom? Men
Speaker 4: have their solutions, but women haven't had many options.
Speaker 1: What solutions the men have to ensure satisfaction in the bedroom?
Speaker 1: Apparently we we always finish. I mean according to her product,
Speaker 1: she's a product.
Speaker 2: We don't need it. She said, we have a solution.
Speaker 2: We have the Are you.
Speaker 4: Feeling satisfied in the bedroom? Men have their solutions, but
Speaker 4: women haven't had many options.
Speaker 2: A solution for men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that this product is something that women can
Speaker 1: use right to enhance the But he she says, oh matter, fine,
Speaker 1: they have solutions. What what solution is for Viago is
Speaker 1: to just have an erection? She's saying, we have solutions
Speaker 1: to experience more pleasure in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: I'd like to know. I think you're digging deep on this.
Speaker 2: If if that's what it took, I would do it.
Speaker 2: Godden kiss.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a DJ on seats, and you tell
Speaker 1: me which part of these two things are wrong.
Speaker 2: Tommy's talking about kiss.
Speaker 5: You on this Monday on her name, kicking off your
Speaker 5: week the right way with the best rock and roll
Speaker 5: on the planet. You know it's true, and that's why
Speaker 5: you're here. And I welcome you to the party, and
Speaker 5: I'm going to start the show off today, but with
Speaker 5: the band that is always written in all caps. Actually,
Speaker 5: there are only two words in the English language that
Speaker 5: are always written in all caps, God and kiss.
Speaker 1: No, God is only capital G and lower case kiss
Speaker 1: is not always written in all caps.
Speaker 2: He's wrong on both. Wow, I mean you plan your
Speaker 2: whole day right?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: All right, all right?
Speaker 1: Corrine Jean Pierre, Jean Pierre okay, k Kreine Jean Pierre. Okay,
Speaker 1: is this another name?
Speaker 2: Shut up, dick.
Speaker 1: She is the White House spokesperson, right right, She's She's
Speaker 1: the person that goes on the on the podium and
Speaker 1: speaks to the White House press. Yep, Karein John Pierre.
Speaker 1: Listen to it doesn't matter who it is. Listen to
Speaker 1: her introduction here Kareem John Pierre.
Speaker 2: Star Tonight Peon.
Speaker 1: All right, this one just says women. Uh that was
Speaker 1: the one about the sex. Well, we did that women.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the women's clip is playing. It's
Speaker 2: different women. Oh noll, Women's good for him? Oh yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: stop saying.
Speaker 1: They interviewed this guy and they said, would you vote
Speaker 1: for Nikki Haley for president? Right?
Speaker 2: And this is what he thinks about women, belle.
Speaker 5: Women's good for him.
Speaker 2: My book is I haven't done this and taken care
Speaker 2: of the house. And then that's that's the old thing,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: But I'm old school.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so that's his fuel.
Speaker 1: Old school is old school when all you think women
Speaker 1: are good for is the kitchen and taking care of
Speaker 1: baby nineteen fifties at least.
Speaker 2: So that's why he's not voting for And that's old school.
Speaker 2: That's old school. Caught. This is boring me. Go ahead,
Speaker 2: let's not play court, all right? Goodbye, not playing court.
Speaker 2: We're out. You're ratitude, you're atitude. We're done.
Speaker 3: No, we're not done.
Speaker 2: That's it. No, I don't want to end on that note.
Speaker 1: I gotta have something one more thing we can't end
Speaker 1: on that you were you were very negative, will be positive.
Speaker 2: So net We're have another slice time coming up for
Speaker 2: you on Monday. Yep, that's positive. We're signing all your
Speaker 2: merch through the weekend and beyond. And uh and that's it.
Speaker 2: And I got to catch a flight to the Bahamas
Speaker 2: and uh and told Darren and his wife is, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh we didn't get to that. Told Darren, wife is
Speaker 2: staying at your.
Speaker 1: Place, staying at my place, which is why we had
Speaker 1: to move rearrange stuff and why. Okay, so he's upstairs
Speaker 1: right now, let's give a talk back assignment time. Yes,
Speaker 1: Scary originally told Darren because he had to come into
Speaker 1: town for business, yep, he could stay in Scary's apartment.
Speaker 2: But then at the last minute he says.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm bringing my wife to New York right now,
Speaker 1: so now, but stop because tonight they're sleeping on my
Speaker 1: couch here.
Speaker 3: No they're not.
Speaker 1: Wait, they're gonna go ahead tomorrow. But I'm away all weekend.
Speaker 1: So I had right right, I have away all weekend.
Speaker 1: So I told Darren, when you come to town, you
Speaker 1: could now use my bed, you know, the few times alone.
Speaker 1: I mean, his legs are gonna hang off the end
Speaker 1: now that his wife is here, they're both going to
Speaker 1: sleep in my bed together. That's not that's not right.
Speaker 2: That's my personal mattress. I don't know how I feel
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be climbing Mount Darren the whole weekend. You
Speaker 1: better put on sheets that you don't care about. I'm
Speaker 1: just so am I should I just disinvite them and say, hey,
Speaker 1: you guys, try at a hotel. Yeah, you got a
Speaker 1: rubber sheet you can put on the underneath?
Speaker 2: What do you got? I don't, dude, like a bedwetter
Speaker 2: rubber sheet? A rubber sheet?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is that what for people? To keep the bed the
Speaker 2: mattress dry?
Speaker 1: I think that you go to a hotel, slices, would
Speaker 1: you be okay with some couple, uh sleeping in your
Speaker 1: bed all week? You're ends with the couple they're sleeping
Speaker 1: in your bed, but you didn't you didn't approve of that.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have to sleep You go to change your
Speaker 1: sheets when they leave. You should change them beforehand so
Speaker 1: they're not sleeping on your sheets.
Speaker 2: Well, you know they got to live with it. Oh,
Speaker 2: they're my guest. Oh you have no all right, we're
Speaker 2: at it because you know what, you were raised boys, boys,