WEBVTT - Second Date Update UPDATE: Shark Boy

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date up dates.

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<v Speaker 2>A woman emailed us for a second Date update recently

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<v Speaker 2>named Jamie, and in her email, Jamie says she gets

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<v Speaker 2>hit on by guys all the time and she's so

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<v Speaker 2>over it.

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<v Speaker 3>Good on you, Jamie.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, preaching to the choir. My LinkedIn account is like

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<v Speaker 2>a thirst trap. Every time I log in there, I

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<v Speaker 2>got these billionaire CEOs DM and me like, hey, jeff,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a job for you if you're interested.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, oh, well, maybe you should have major

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<v Speaker 4>LinkedIn profile.

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<v Speaker 3>Pick that shirtless one you have.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know. Yeah, I don't mean. I'm getting a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of hits on my account. What can I say? So, Jamie,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel you.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're getting hit on so much, why are you

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<v Speaker 3>on the phone with us?

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<v Speaker 5>I find that most guys, especially if they're attractive, are

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<v Speaker 5>kind of the same. Okay, there's not a lot going on, right,

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<v Speaker 5>And so.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm guessing you met one that was hot and smart.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, and amazingly original.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he have a name Jeremy?

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<v Speaker 3>Where'd you meet Jeremy?

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<v Speaker 5>Men online? And he had the best pickup line ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Share share dade.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's awesome. So he texted me, he said, do

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<v Speaker 5>you like water? And I said yeah, and he wrote,

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<v Speaker 5>good because you already like seventy percent of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's so bad. Oh my god, you like that?

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<v Speaker 5>Huh he's a funny dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, I love it. You loved it. So

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<v Speaker 3>how did the conversation go?

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<v Speaker 5>It was awesome.

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<v Speaker 6>And then so he invited me to dinner and we

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<v Speaker 6>both loved Chinese.

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<v Speaker 5>So we did that, and like when you walked in,

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, oh my god, he's totally adorable.

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<v Speaker 3>My gun, you were so excited. What were you feeling?

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<v Speaker 3>Were you nervous?

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<v Speaker 5>Were you I was probably nervous, But like he looked

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<v Speaker 5>like the cutest shark, Like he looked like a shark.

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<v Speaker 2>The water stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, why do you say you look like a shark?

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<v Speaker 5>Because his eyes were like far apart, like on each

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<v Speaker 5>side of his head a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Typically that's not.

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<v Speaker 2>A good thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I grew up in small town, Idaho, and

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta watch out for those eyes being you know,

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<v Speaker 4>it's usually a sign.

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<v Speaker 7>Of I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I just I thought it was adorable, Like

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<v Speaker 5>he was like my little stuffed shark.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I really hope you didn't say it to him. No, no, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But he was seriously cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we're gonna trust you on that one because the

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<v Speaker 4>description isn't matching up with that hammer.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So, how how was the romantic connection between you and

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<v Speaker 2>Shark boy?

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<v Speaker 5>It was intense, definite chemistry with a lot in common.

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<v Speaker 5>We were both This is so silly, but it was

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<v Speaker 5>so cool. We were both our high school mascots.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, I will say I think that that takes

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<v Speaker 4>a particular personality, and if you can be a mascot,

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<v Speaker 4>you probably are attracted to other mascots, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you're so all going.

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<v Speaker 8>Probably.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, were you the sharks at your high school? I

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<v Speaker 5>was an Indian.

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<v Speaker 3>Questionable these days?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, don't post those pictures online.

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<v Speaker 2>We apologize to all our listeners who are going to

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<v Speaker 2>be offended.

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<v Speaker 4>Please please tell me he was something like a tiger.

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<v Speaker 3>Please please tell me a tiger.

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<v Speaker 5>He was a hippop.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I can't think of a worse high

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<v Speaker 2>school mascot than like quicksand maybe would be worse. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, quicksand we suck.

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<v Speaker 5>But you have to under stand I collect hippos.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, we just came full circle. Are you being for real?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you sign I collect hippos?

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie? We have to ask is this a real call?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this real? This doesn't even this sounds like you're

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<v Speaker 2>making this up.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, think about it, Jamie. You went out with

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<v Speaker 3>a guy whose eyes are so far apart.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked like a shark.

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<v Speaker 4>You were mascots, you'res incredibly racist, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You collect supposed he.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, we have a break for you guys. Listen every

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<v Speaker 8>REQUI I believe in love. I think your date has

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<v Speaker 8>gone great so far. You have tons of chemistry.

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<v Speaker 2>You know these guys seen you're a weirdo together. I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta tell you, it's a really bad sign when Jose

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<v Speaker 2>signs off his sign of approval on a date.

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<v Speaker 3>So did you kiss shark boy?

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<v Speaker 5>He paid for dinner, okay, and we were leaving and

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<v Speaker 5>I could tell he was nervous. So I actually walked

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<v Speaker 5>him to his car and it was like the time

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<v Speaker 5>for like maybe a kiss to happen and then you're done.

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<v Speaker 5>But he didn't do it, like he just said. He

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<v Speaker 5>was like, I gotta go, I'll call you in a bit,

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<v Speaker 5>and it kind of ended abruptly.

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<v Speaker 3>You So, what's your theory? Why do you think he's

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<v Speaker 3>not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 5>I think he liked me, but he's just nervous or.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't see you call because of his eyes. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, you can't leave him alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Come back.

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<v Speaker 5>All together.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry. Yes, we're gonna play a song. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna pull it together, and we're gonna come back and

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna call this guy and get your second date update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, Jamie, Okay, we love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>You're in the middle of a second date update update,

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<v Speaker 4>and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing

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<v Speaker 4>right after you here part two.

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<v Speaker 7>Dates.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, okay, we've composed ourselves. Yes, we got the

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<v Speaker 2>giggles out. We're ready to focus.

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<v Speaker 3>Professionals.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're just tuning in, we're on the phone with

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie and she recently went out with a guy that

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<v Speaker 2>she met online named Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you see how serious his voice is?

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<v Speaker 2>They took a drive, then they bonded over both being

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<v Speaker 2>high school mascots. He was a hippo, she was something

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<v Speaker 2>that's not PC to say, and that night at the

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<v Speaker 2>Chinese restaurant, it was a feeding frenzy. Nothing was left

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<v Speaker 2>on that plate. Oh why, but things did go well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie even thought she was going to get a kiss

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of the night, but instead Jeremy said

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<v Speaker 2>he'd called her and that has not happened. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>she's looking for our help, and I really want to

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<v Speaker 2>get you another date.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Jamie and I want another date. I've gated a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of guys.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the one who Okay, let's not put too

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<v Speaker 4>much pressure on it before we call him.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of fish in the sea, but this is

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<v Speaker 2>the show that has stolen her heart. All right, Let's

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<v Speaker 2>call him and see if we can get you a

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<v Speaker 2>second date update. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I speak to Jeremy please, Jeremy speaking. Hey Jeremy,

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a moment to

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<v Speaker 2>talk with us.

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<v Speaker 7>How can I helpe you?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we do something on our show called a second

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<v Speaker 2>date update. That's where if you go out on a

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<v Speaker 2>date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back,

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<v Speaker 2>you can reach out to us and will give them

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<v Speaker 2>a call to try and figure out the reason why

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<v Speaker 2>and recently, you went out on a date with a

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<v Speaker 2>woman named Jamie.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, okay, gotcha, all right, So.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not calling her back, and that's a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>confusing to her because she says that she had a

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<v Speaker 2>great time with you that night.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, she told you about her date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean she mentioned a few things. She

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<v Speaker 2>said that you guys met online, and she mentioned that

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<v Speaker 2>she was attracted to your look and your personality, and she.

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<v Speaker 3>Said you had an awesome pickup line about the.

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<v Speaker 7>Water the water thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, see e when you're tickled with yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>So she told us that she thought there was even

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a kiss at the end of the night,

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<v Speaker 2>but you just got in your car and kind of

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<v Speaker 2>took off and got out of there. So it kind

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<v Speaker 2>of sent mixed messages and she wants to know, like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on. Why aren't you getting back to her.

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<v Speaker 7>We have a lot in common. We were both like

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<v Speaker 7>mascots in our high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right.

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<v Speaker 2>She mentioned that that you were the hippos and yeah, is.

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<v Speaker 7>That what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what you did?

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<v Speaker 4>Go hip?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah one more time? Please you do like a big

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<v Speaker 7>woo And then everybody in the stadium goes whoooo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's actually way cooler than I expected it to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So what's the deal, then, why aren't you calling her?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, it's really not been that long. It's only been

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<v Speaker 7>I think what seven I mean a weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you just playing the super cool game and you're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna wait like a month and a half before you

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<v Speaker 4>call the back?

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<v Speaker 7>No, Look, she told you, guys that we went out

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<v Speaker 7>for Chinese food. M hm okay. So at the end

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<v Speaker 7>of a meal at a Chinese restaurant, you get a

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<v Speaker 7>fortune cookie. Yeah, And I'd look down at this fortune

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<v Speaker 7>cookie at the end of our date and it actually

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<v Speaker 7>made my heart skip a beat. Seriously. It was one

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<v Speaker 7>of those like Fate is telling me something right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, or it's just a fortune cookie that was made

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<v Speaker 3>in a giant factory.

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<v Speaker 1>And hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>They come to you for a reason the cookie.

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<v Speaker 3>Get one for you, says the guy who buys scratch

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<v Speaker 3>lotto tickets.

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<v Speaker 8>All right, all right, Jeremy, what does it say?

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<v Speaker 7>It says you're not with the right person in your

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<v Speaker 7>life right now? Old love comes back.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, you're not over your ex, are you? Is

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<v Speaker 3>that what we're hearing?

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<v Speaker 7>There's one person who Yeah, I still definitely have feelings

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<v Speaker 7>for but it's the fortune more than it is like

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<v Speaker 7>the possibility.

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<v Speaker 2>Of that this stop.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean like you're making you're making life decisions based

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<v Speaker 4>on what a cookie is telling you, like fortune you guys, listen.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean you've got to say that out loud right

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<v Speaker 4>and think that that is pretty ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think it's that crazy, Like, yeah, sure, there's

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<v Speaker 7>definitely some superstition in there, but like some.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all superstitions. Jeremy, like, you liked her.

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<v Speaker 2>So have you heard from your ex then?

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<v Speaker 1>Or have you not? I have not?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, So it's a waiting game, I think, is what

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<v Speaker 7>the fortune cookie started, Like, oh so you're waiting?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, how long do we have to wait?

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<v Speaker 7>So right now, I was thinking a month? Can't I

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<v Speaker 7>don't get committed to anyone for a month? And I

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<v Speaker 7>see what happens?

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<v Speaker 8>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that the time limit on the fortune cookie? I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>here's the thing. You're reading so much into this.

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<v Speaker 4>They the fortune cookie could have been talking about something

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<v Speaker 4>totally different than a romantic partner.

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<v Speaker 7>Do you have said like you if you're not with

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<v Speaker 7>the right person? Right? I literally looked up and saw

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<v Speaker 7>her staring into my eyes across the table.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, so she did everything right. It was just the cookie.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean almost like the problem was that everything was

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<v Speaker 7>going to write. Ah. The fortune cookie was like take

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<v Speaker 7>a step back.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, what do you tell someone?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess we don't have to tell her anything

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<v Speaker 2>because Jeremy already did. Because Jeremy, we didn't let you

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<v Speaker 2>know this before. But Jamie's been on the other line

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<v Speaker 2>listening this entire time, and she wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not serious, fortune, says I am Jamie.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, it's Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 7>Sexually, it's good to hear from you. I guess. So

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<v Speaker 7>I heard what you said, and I get it.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, we talked about fate and right place, right

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<v Speaker 6>time and signs and think I just.

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<v Speaker 5>Wish I just wish you didn't say that, because we

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<v Speaker 5>such a good connection.

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<v Speaker 7>I will say, it's not that I don't want to

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<v Speaker 7>go out with you forever now, it's just if something

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<v Speaker 7>happens in the next month, I would feel remiss to

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<v Speaker 7>not follow up on that. You know, like maybe another

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<v Speaker 7>fortune will come up, you know, maybe you get Chinese

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<v Speaker 7>food more often and next time I'll get a fortune

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<v Speaker 7>that's like, no, no, that was right one.

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<v Speaker 2>Just regardless cookie.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I guess I have the lucky numbers on the

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<v Speaker 7>back of my fortune cookie too.

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<v Speaker 5>What if I guess the lucky numbers? Would that be

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<v Speaker 5>a good sign?

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<v Speaker 2>If I can guess some of the lucky numbers, it

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<v Speaker 2>makes just as much sense as taking your dating advice

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<v Speaker 2>from the fortune cookie. So let's try it.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, how about just let's just try to land

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<v Speaker 7>one of them?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's more realistic.

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<v Speaker 5>I got I have a number in my gut.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, okay, what is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, nervous?

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<v Speaker 3>Eleven?

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<v Speaker 7>Eleven?

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<v Speaker 5>That's the number I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even joking, Jerry.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you're supposed to date brook Brook believes now now

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<v Speaker 2>you're about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Just felt like hippo and eleven. We're together for some reason.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Eleven? There is eleven?

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<v Speaker 1>There?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm invested.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, Yeah, eleven's there.

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<v Speaker 5>Did she just override the cookie?

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<v Speaker 7>No, here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking. The

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<v Speaker 7>eleventh of next month. Second eight?

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<v Speaker 2>Wame man, that's a long wait, Jeremy. She guessed the

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<v Speaker 2>number on your fortune cookie, and that seems like a

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<v Speaker 2>sign for me to ask you if you'd like to

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<v Speaker 2>go out on another date with her, because we'll pay

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<v Speaker 2>for it.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, my superstition's getting the best of you, guys.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm sticking with the eleventh of next month. It's in

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<v Speaker 7>the start.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh come on, well he's not at least right.

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<v Speaker 3>Will you wait that long? Jamie? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 3>wait that long?

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<v Speaker 5>I can wait until the eleven O.

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<v Speaker 8>See, hey, look, doesn't mean you guys can't text each

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<v Speaker 8>other and talk, You just can't meet until the eleven.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah. I mean, if you want to send me a

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<v Speaker 7>few picks before the eleventh, it would be nice to

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<v Speaker 7>at least see you again.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe dress up in your high school mascot out there

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<v Speaker 2>over again.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh stop, stop, Jeremy, I will see you on the eleventh.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm marking on my calendar right now.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, I'm looking forward to it. Congratulations, Jamie,

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<v Speaker 2>we got you your second date. Just you have to

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<v Speaker 2>wait a little bit. Huzzah, Okay, huzza.

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<v Speaker 7>I hear your girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a second date update from a few months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>And our producers have been reaching out to Jeremy and Jamie,

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<v Speaker 2>and finally one of them has responded. Only one only one.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, we've got Jamie back on the line. Jamie,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks for joining us again.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi. Hi, that's a sad one.

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<v Speaker 4>Please don't tell me there was another fortune cookie in

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<v Speaker 4>between the time we talked.

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<v Speaker 3>In the eleventh we were supposed to go on a date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what happened, Jamie?

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<v Speaker 6>Well the eleventh was coming, that was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 6>our date, and well I got a DM from Jeremy

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<v Speaker 6>and it said that he had gotten involved with his.

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<v Speaker 3>Exh So he did hook back up with his eggs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, so you know, I'm sorry. You know, have

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<v Speaker 5>a good story. Really, I was trying to tell your

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<v Speaker 5>producer when he called it, I don't have any updates,

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<v Speaker 5>and so I felt like, I, why are we doing this.

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<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't eat guys down.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are we shaming me for being stood up? That's

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<v Speaker 4>not what we're doing. We just wanted to hear from me,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, and that's real life, man.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing, Jamie, because actually there is something

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<v Speaker 2>else that you don't know. What turns out, Jeremy did

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<v Speaker 2>respond to our email. He did, and he's actually on

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<v Speaker 2>the other line wanting to say something to you. To

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<v Speaker 2>be a surprise like that Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 7>You there, Hey, Jamie, Wow, Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you just there to rub salt in the

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<v Speaker 3>wound talking about how great you know.

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<v Speaker 7>Here's what happened, though, is we went in on a

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<v Speaker 7>couple of dates and it was like we really didn't

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<v Speaker 7>click anymore. And I've gotten a fortune or two between

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<v Speaker 7>now and then. It makes me think like maybe I

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<v Speaker 7>messed up big.

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<v Speaker 3>This is exhausting.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I need to buy I need to

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<v Speaker 2>buy stock in Panda Express just because of Jeremy and

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<v Speaker 2>his day.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait are you asking her out again right now?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah? I feel really bad about how it played out.

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<v Speaker 7>But honestly, I think like maybe we went through all

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<v Speaker 7>of this for a reason.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you can you can know that there's no other

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<v Speaker 4>better option out there that real solidself.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think, Jamie? Are you going to give

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<v Speaker 2>Jeremy a second second chance?

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<v Speaker 3>That'd be a third chance?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I can't count that high. I can only

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<v Speaker 2>go two seconds.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I just need to check my runes first. Like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 5>your ruins, I don't know what that is. Your ruins

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<v Speaker 5>are the pebbles You've never done rune.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you and Jeremy are men for each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Between your fortune cookies and your runs, you guys are

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<v Speaker 2>going to make amazing relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I just don't go out when Mercury is in retrogue.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you two.

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<v Speaker 5>Are going to go out again, though I need to

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<v Speaker 5>check my fortune before I do any of this.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't want to do another one.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep us up, you guys, thanks for being on with

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<v Speaker 2>us again.

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning