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Speaker 1: You're here, We're here. Let's do this podcast thing, all right?

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Speaker 1: All right, full out of the show starts.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: There comes a.

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Speaker 4: Time in every man's life when he has to rise

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Speaker 4: up and face his fears. Yes, and for me, today

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Speaker 4: is that day.

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Speaker 1: You got it, Jess.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, because I will

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Speaker 4: be attempting the first Brook and Jeffrey. You wouldn't Dare

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Speaker 4: Summer Games challenge right after we're done with this break

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Speaker 4: now if you didn't hear, Brooke has decided to punish

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Speaker 4: me for some reason with a dare called the Call

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Speaker 4: your Mommy Marathon, where I will be forced to call

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Speaker 4: my own mother every hour on the hour and have

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Speaker 4: a I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time just saying

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Speaker 4: the words have a phone conversation.

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Speaker 1: I remember, you.

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Speaker 5: Can't tell her why you're calling.

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Speaker 3: She's not gonna ask why I'm calling.

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Speaker 4: She is going to launch into every horrible thing that

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Speaker 4: is going on in our life back home. Clearly, you

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Speaker 4: don't care about my mental health or my sanity, Broke, Yes,

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 1: That's why I even have like some ideas of conversation prompts,

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Speaker 1: because I know.

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Speaker 3: It's trust me. I'm never gonna get that out.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be pi Mom, and then a torrent of

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Speaker 4: words that will flow over me and wash me away

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Speaker 4: like a tsunami. That is what happens in every phone

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Speaker 4: conversation I've ever had with her, and I will not

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Speaker 4: get to speak a single word.

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Speaker 3: I don't know my words, Broke, That's what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be calling her every hour, So like, if

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Speaker 1: there is a lull in the conversation, would you like

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Speaker 1: to hear any of my ideas?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Okay, I've already punished me. We don't have time, Brooke.

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Speaker 4: We have to move on and get into the shot

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Speaker 4: collared question of the day.

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Speaker 2: We're never gonna.

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Speaker 5: Get Okay, listen, I'll do them on video.

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Speaker 1: You can watch a video.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm never to give you a list and you'll

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Speaker 6: be good.

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Speaker 4: It's not even gonna be worth it, Brook, I'm not

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Speaker 3: A single word. I watched the video.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say hi, and then my mom will overwhelm

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Speaker 4: you with her presence.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But I rumor if we got a special pedal to

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Speaker 4: the metal shot collar question of the day, Jake.

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Speaker 8: Is that true? Before the Rise of hot rodent boys

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Speaker 8: like Timothy Shallomet and Barry Cogan, America was obsessed with

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Speaker 8: a different type of mail, A hulking slice of mancake

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Speaker 8: who can drive muscle cars faster than a cheetah on meth,

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Speaker 8: whose voice is deeper than the Mariana trench, and whose

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Speaker 8: name alone is bad for the environment. I'm talking about

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Speaker 8: the one and only Vin Diesel. Oh yeah, and today

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Speaker 8: is his birthday. So to honor the king of the

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Speaker 8: am groot and have it mean so much, We're doing

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Speaker 8: a special Diesel Oh no Diesel, a dish plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Should I ask whether there's an ax or should I

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Speaker 8: I have a list of quotes that may or may

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Speaker 8: Diesel on no Diesel. We'll start with the woman who's

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Speaker 8: driving style is definitely fast and furious. That's alexis right.

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Speaker 8: Here's your quote, Alexis.

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Speaker 9: The thing about a street fight the street always wins,

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Speaker 9: is that diesel or no diesel.

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Speaker 1: It's so deep, is deep? But when a street win

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Speaker 8: Think it's like a casino. It's like the house always wins.

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Speaker 1: Eventually the street will get you. I'll say diesel.

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Speaker 8: So you think he did say to Yeah, Alexis said diesel.

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 8: That's from the movie Furious seven that came out in

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Speaker 4: Are they going to be from Furious Let's go over

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Speaker 4: to Brook.

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Speaker 8: Here's your quote.

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Speaker 9: People think you can buy everything, but you can't buy

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Speaker 8: Diesel or no diesel?

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Speaker 1: Is every quote gonna include the streets. I'll never tell

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Speaker 1: you can't buy the streets. I feel like you could though, because,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he did not say non diesel.

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Speaker 8: Brook says no diesel. That is that's diesel. Maybe that's

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Speaker 1: Wow, they really changed up the dialogues.

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Speaker 3: In the streets.

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Speaker 8: Okay, lots of streets. Let's go over to Jose. All right,

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Speaker 8: your quote is.

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Speaker 9: The sound of music. The hills are alive with the

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Speaker 8: Diesel, Oh, no, diesel.

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Speaker 1: H are alive.

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Speaker 9: The sound of music.

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Speaker 3: It's so rare, it's so hard.

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Speaker 9: But would he be referencing it in a movie to

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Speaker 9: another gangster, like, yeah, streets ound of the streets music.

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Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't think it sounds very dieselly.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say no diesel.

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Speaker 8: Jose said no, Thank you for the accent. Jose said,

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Speaker 8: no diesel. That is that's that's from the movie The

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Speaker 3: You didn't mention street, so it was a little confusing.

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Speaker 8: It's a good tell over to Jeffrey. Now here's your quote.

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Speaker 9: You know what, I think you need some vitamin me?

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Speaker 3: Is that diesel or no diesel? Oh? That sounds like

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Speaker 4: Ritic the Chronicles of ridic That was yeah. And he

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Speaker 3: He's like, I've never smelled beautiful before.

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Speaker 1: It was a whole movie, just really bad pickup lines.

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Speaker 3: I think. So, I'm pretty sure he was just like

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Speaker 3: a space Give me diesel, please.

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Speaker 8: Jeff says diesel.

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Speaker 10: That is.

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Speaker 8: Not from the Chronicles of It. That's actually from Triple X.

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Speaker 8: We're back to Alexis. Now here's your quote.

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Speaker 9: When life gives you lemons, you better hope they fit

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Speaker 9: in the nitrous tank Diesel.

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Speaker 3: Diesel sent.

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Speaker 8: Did he say that in the movie or not?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know anymore what he's saying. Does he

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Speaker 3: You're as I think he has.

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Speaker 1: All right, Let's say he was giving a pep talk

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Speaker 1: to someone Jake, and it's Diesel.

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Speaker 8: Alexis said, Diesel, that is Noel. We made that one up.

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Speaker 8: That means, Jeffrey, You've won the very hunky edition of

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Speaker 4: Well, since I know Diesel better than anybody else, I

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Speaker 3: They're gonna sing see you again from the movie.

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Speaker 4: Fashion the Furious kind of Sad, and I'm gonna go

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Speaker 3: That's Jose. People have told me.

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Speaker 1: Before a lot that I when I didn't have hair,

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Speaker 5: I always thought you were bold, and then you out

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Speaker 11: Oh, all right, it's been a long day without you,

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Speaker 11: my friend, and I'll tell you all about it.

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Speaker 3: When that's a great song. Though that was awesome, it's

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Speaker 3: your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: If you haven't followed us on our socials at Brooke

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Speaker 4: and Jeffer, you're at and make sure you.

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Speaker 3: Do it, because we're doing that.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't dare Summer Games challenge right after this. This

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Speaker 4: is so great, I'm gonna dial my own mother and

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Speaker 4: let Fate take the wheel.

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Speaker 3: We got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 10: Minutes, Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning.

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Speaker 4: A lot of people plan to go to their high

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Speaker 3: In order before it happens. One, have a wingman.

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Speaker 4: It can be your mom even as long as you

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Speaker 3: To build you up.

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Speaker 1: Not do that, jeff Number.

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Speaker 4: Two, build up your tolerance by adding four ounces of

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Speaker 3: Single morning again.

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Speaker 4: And finally, make sure to schedule your botox appointment asap.

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Speaker 4: Those knuckles need to look tight, non wrinkly when you're

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Speaker 4: shaking hands with the homecoming time. But one of our

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Speaker 4: So he found himself in the room that night and

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Speaker 4: of his life. You're gonna hear him confess it in

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Speaker 4: a brand new mass Speaker coming up.

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Speaker 1: You don't.

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Speaker 9: Confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take that.

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Speaker 10: Earl Arms.

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Speaker 4: Mouse speaker text into seven eight five nine too, that says,

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Speaker 4: I once paid my little brother to clean my room,

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Speaker 1: And he was sixteen years old.

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Speaker 4: Lies, deception, stabbing your family members in the back. It's

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Speaker 4: all fair game when you're on this segment, the Mass Speaker,

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Speaker 4: where listeners get to share anonymous confessions that they've been

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Speaker 3: He's chosen the fake name Evan. So Evan, welcome to

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing good?

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Speaker 1: Evan? How are you feeling.

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Speaker 2: I'm good. To feel a little weird, but I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I hope it wasn't something you eight and

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Speaker 1: it's just you sound.

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Speaker 3: A little weird too, But that's because our voice changer

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Speaker 3: is on. You are now the Mass Speaker, Evan. So

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Speaker 3: whenever you are ready, Go ahead, tell us your confession.

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Speaker 2: So when I got out of college, I started this

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Speaker 2: business make a long story short, and you know, I

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Speaker 2: thought I was going to be successful and I poured

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Speaker 2: everything I had into it.

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Speaker 1: And it's hard. Right out of college. You don't have

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Speaker 1: like the context, you don't have the experience.

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Speaker 2: Well, I completely failed, which led to me like moving

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Speaker 2: back home with my parents to try to be able

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Speaker 2: to pay everything and kind of get out of debt.

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Speaker 1: That's hard, man.

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Speaker 2: So like for the last two years, I've been working

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Speaker 2: for a catering company. Like, it's not bad, it's decent money. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm getting back up on my feet and

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Speaker 2: I'm doing I'm doing pretty well.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing better, yeah, paying off your debts and stuff.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm still not out of the woods yet.

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Speaker 2: Well, it kind of gets into my confession. So I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I got an email months ago, but I

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you freaking out?

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Speaker 2: I was kind of like grapping my pants a little,

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so tough, man, Like, you know, you shouldn't

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Speaker 4: You're the server that's holding the crab trey popular.

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Speaker 2: he's like, I'll give you my tuxedo and you give

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Speaker 2: that you own the company.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 8: Wow, that's actually really yeah nice.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna look bad when you didn't give

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Speaker 4: So now you've gone from a server at the catering

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Speaker 2: Correct. And I almost blew at once because I was

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Speaker 3: Food with you. How dare you show you in front

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: The now the word around your high school is that

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Speaker 3: Kitchen were able to get away with that.

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Speaker 2: I got away with that, and then people just started

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Speaker 5: So your boss like helped you out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I took their cards, but didn't give them like

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Speaker 2: okay because it went, it went really well. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: Mean, you can only take it so far. What a

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Speaker 4: And truthfully, it doesn't matter if you really are successful

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Speaker 2: That's pretty much how it went.

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Speaker 1: I mean, truth is perception, right or whatever we say

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, and everybody else was exaggerating what they

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 1: Did you end up having a good time? Like, did

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Speaker 2: I ended up having a really good time because I

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Speaker 2: was like everybody just they kept talking about how good

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Speaker 1: Yeah, enjoy yourself.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing.

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Speaker 4: Text end to seven eighty five nine too. If you

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Speaker 4: that was Yeah.

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Speaker 3: That was actually a nice confession.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, can hide your identity, mask your voice, and

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Speaker 4: make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Phone tap is.

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Speaker 10: Coming out of it freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: In today's phone tap, a guy reached out to us

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Speaker 4: because he's been working so much his lawn is.

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Speaker 3: Getting out of control.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, he told his wife he's finally had it.

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Speaker 4: He's going to hire landscapers for the first time so

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Speaker 1: That's a big decision for some people.

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Speaker 4: But before he did that, he reached out to us

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Speaker 4: with a suggestion on how to prank his wife in

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Speaker 12: Now, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi, is this Sandra?

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Speaker 7: Yes, who's calling?

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Speaker 1: I'm going from lawn and Landscaping. My name's Alicia, Alicia Sober.

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Speaker 7: Okay, great?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Hi, Hi. So I see you've signed up for

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Speaker 1: our Tier one lawn care package, just basic mowing and edging.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, our yard is just getting out of control. My

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Speaker 7: husband has been at the office a lot lately, so

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Speaker 7: we just need someone to make it look nice and

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Speaker 7: clean it up.

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Speaker 1: I see, so your husband's away from the house a lot.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he's just his work, has something project or something

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it. I've been reading between the lines.

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Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're saying.

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Speaker 10: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: What am I saying?

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Speaker 1: I don't listen. I am looking at who's available, especially

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Speaker 1: our younger, more athletic landscapers.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dustin would be perfect. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: his schedules open. He just turned twenty one. He's built

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Speaker 1: like a Greek statue. He's willing to use body oil.

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Speaker 8: Well I don't.

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Speaker 7: I don't think I need that, Like, I just need

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Speaker 7: somebody to come.

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Speaker 1: And what is funny it doesn't say on his profile

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Speaker 1: if he's okay with you rubbing it on him or

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Speaker 1: he does it himself. But I can find that out

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Speaker 1: for you. I can't, Okay, don't worry you.

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Speaker 7: No, I don't. I don't need to do like. I

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Speaker 7: just need the lawn done. I don't know why you're

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Speaker 7: giving me somebody's profile.

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Speaker 1: I see, I see you're a little worried. Listen, we're

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Speaker 1: very discreet with our services. None of your neighbors will

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Speaker 1: back to anything. Well that isn't less you have them

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Speaker 7: This is a lawn care service, correct, Yes, because the

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Speaker 7: way that you're describing these people coming, it's more like

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Speaker 1: Gosh, No, we just do lawns, none of that nonsense, right.

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Speaker 13: So perfect?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, does Dustin work for you? Or are you more

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Speaker 1: into dad bods? We have one named Louis. He's fifty seven,

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Speaker 1: hasn't shaved his back in months. You know something you

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Speaker 1: can really grab on to there, is that what you're

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Speaker 7: No, what what I'm looking for is someone to mow

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Speaker 7: my lawn. I don't understand why you're telling me about

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Speaker 7: body types and age and all their looks and stuff

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Speaker 1: See I see like, I don't know why you're telling

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Speaker 1: me that you want someone to go fast or slow.

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Speaker 7: I mean I would like to get it done quickly

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're more of a nooner person.

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Speaker 7: Wait, wait, what is going on. I'm trying to book

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Speaker 7: a lawn service, like with a mower, with a lawnmower

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Speaker 7: and a wead whacker.

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Speaker 1: You just want your lawn cut.

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Speaker 10: Uh, I want my lawn cut.

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Speaker 1: I get it.

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Speaker 3: I don't want my lawn cut.

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Speaker 7: I want my lawn cut.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you just saying this because your

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Speaker 12: I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: I'll play a long Yeah, we don't have any well built,

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Speaker 7: Talking like that.

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Speaker 1: Did you have that on speakerphone? No?

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Speaker 10: I can't.

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Speaker 12: I'm acting like this.

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Speaker 7: I don't want your service anymore. We're just gonna call

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Speaker 1: Well that's interesting because your husband already called us and

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Speaker 1: set this whole thing up. Yeah, what set up this

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Speaker 1: prank phone call? Guess this is actually brug from the

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Speaker 1: radio show broke at Jeffrey in the Morning. What we're

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, your husband date says that he feels bad.

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Speaker 1: He has had time to take care of the lawn.

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Speaker 1: I mean he wanted to prank you. I just wanted

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Speaker 7: When you were like the back hair and the and

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Speaker 7: the guy who's twenty and.

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Speaker 1: What like, I was like, who is this person?

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Speaker 7: And what I've never had long care?

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Speaker 1: I actually forgot one thing. Was it with or without

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Speaker 7: With body oil?

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Speaker 3: I knew.

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Speaker 10: Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 10: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it's pretty normal on a first date

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Speaker 4: to bond by sharing funny stories about your worst dates

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Speaker 4: ever from your past.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty normal.

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Speaker 4: But one of our listeners tried that strategy and it

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Speaker 4: and all I can say is wild Bridge possums were involved,

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Speaker 4: and none were harmed in the.

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Speaker 3: Making of this segment point.

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Speaker 4: But you are about to hear that second date call

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Speaker 4: and then, believe it or not, we have both people

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Speaker 3: Update on what's happened. That's right, a.

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Speaker 4: Special second date update update with possums involved.

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Speaker 3: Right after this second date update.

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Speaker 4: We got an email from a guy wanting a second

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Speaker 4: date update who says he thinks he's finally cracked the

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Speaker 4: dating matrix.

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Speaker 3: Wo I have no idea what that means.

454
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Speaker 1: I have someone taken a blue pill instead of the

455
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Speaker 1: red pill. I'm gonna be upset.

456
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Speaker 4: I'm just taking Keanu Reeves is on the phone right

457
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Speaker 4: now asking us to help him with his love life.

458
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's difficult for him.

459
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,240
Speaker 8: Pill wants to know?

460
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 3: Is that you?

461
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:03,400
Speaker 2: Hey?

462
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:08,840
Speaker 1: Hey, not quite as hot Evan, but okay, we'll take you.

463
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Speaker 13: Probably wouldn have said more than one word, I can't

464
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Speaker 13: live up.

465
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Speaker 3: Sorry, I didn't mean to be that disappointed. I don't know.

466
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Speaker 3: Maybe Counta will call in later, but tell us about this.

467
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Speaker 4: Uh, what's this dating matrix thing that you've cracked?

468
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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

469
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Speaker 13: So there's three points that women can have, she can

470
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Speaker 13: only have two, never the third I've seen.

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Speaker 8: This is brilliant.

472
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Speaker 1: I don't get it. What kind of points? What does

473
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Speaker 1: that mean?

474
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Speaker 13: So they can be hot, they can be sane, or

475
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Speaker 13: they can be single. They can be hot insane, but

476
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Speaker 13: then they're not single.

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Speaker 1: Right, Oh okay, it's perfect works. They can be sane

478
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Speaker 1: and single, but then they won't be hot.

479
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you can only have two of the three points.

480
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Speaker 1: That works for men too. Yeah, I don't think that

481
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Speaker 1: it's just a women exclusion.

482
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Speaker 4: There does look over here, Brook? Hello, the trifecta right

483
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Speaker 4: in front of you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're not very sane though, sure you any

485
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: of the three points? Jeff was, so I appreciate you

486
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Speaker 1: stepped up for the rest of the team.

487
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Speaker 4: I opened myself up to that.

488
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Speaker 8: Sorry, I'm sorry.

489
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Speaker 4: All right, Well, anyway back to Evan and your dating matrix.

490
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Speaker 4: Do you think that you found a girl who's all three?

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Speaker 2: Well?

492
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Speaker 13: I definitely hope she's all three. Seems like she is.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now, just real quick, before we learn about her,

494
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Speaker 1: are you able to offer all three?

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Speaker 13: I like to think I do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, but Jeff make second yea, yeah, yeah, So

497
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Speaker 1: what's her name?

498
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Speaker 2: Tara?

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Speaker 1: Tara?

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Speaker 2: Tara?

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Speaker 5: Okay, where'd you meet her?

502
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Speaker 13: We went on a dating app.

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Speaker 1: Do you list this trifecta theory on your bio?

504
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Speaker 13: No, bio, Probably offend people.

505
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Speaker 3: Probably not the right way to lure people.

506
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Speaker 1: People do all sorts of weird things on the.

507
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Speaker 4: Wouldn't be like shocking, you would know, Brook, I guess. Anyway,

508
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Speaker 4: tell us more about Tara. Would you like about her?

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Speaker 13: She's super fun, she's really cute, and she she seems

510
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Speaker 13: down to earth.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what did you guys do on your date?

512
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 13: We went to a bar hats and drinks, and we

513
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 13: mostly told bad dating stories that we've.

514
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Speaker 8: Had bonding over.

515
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Speaker 3: Like the bad dating stories is good, but don't you.

516
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Speaker 1: Think it gets to a point in that conversation where

517
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Speaker 1: it just it's a little tiresome, like almost like it like,

518
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Speaker 1: how many stories do you have? I feel like maybe

519
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 1: the common denominator is you the last stories.

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Speaker 8: One day, all we talked about was bad dates.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember any of the stories.

522
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Speaker 13: She told me about this first date she went on

523
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Speaker 13: where the guy she's going out with brought his mom

524
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Speaker 13: with him.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, impressive, that's an impressive start.

526
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Speaker 13: And he introduced her as his girlfriend.

527
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Speaker 8: Not the mom. He introduced the new girl to Tara.

528
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, he introduced Tara as his girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Okay, oh my god, what's wrong with that? Exactly? Like,

530
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Speaker 3: it's not like the worst thing that a guy could do, though.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. Jeff, Yeah, don't bring your mom, you're

532
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 1: I know your mom wants to come.

533
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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna make it this mom talk about my.

534
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,719
Speaker 6: Mom that she thinks any girl that talks to me

535
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Speaker 6: is my girlfriend.

536
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 8: No, mom, that's just a friend.

537
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Speaker 3: What about you, Evan, did you have a bad dating story?

538
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Speaker 13: Most of my bad dates have been kind of boring,

539
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,199
Speaker 13: so I tried to tell them her one of my

540
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 13: roommates bad dates where they found an injured possum just

541
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Speaker 13: lying there and insisted on taking it home with them.

542
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Speaker 3: A lot of it's a lot trying to take home

543
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Speaker 3: a wild.

544
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Speaker 1: Possa, Like how was your night last night?

545
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 2: Well?

546
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 1: I took home a wild possum?

547
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 3: High five and nice?

548
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

549
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 4: Literally, So okay, that sounds fun like bonding over the

550
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 4: stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: It is kind of.

552
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Speaker 9: Sad that you don't have that bad of a dating story.

553
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 8: I mean, in fact, you know what is right that

554
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 8: is good overall?

555
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: There any bad moments in the date.

556
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 13: It really didn't feel like there were there wasn't a

557
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 13: lull in the conversation. We both just kept talking. It

558
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 13: didn't end with a kiss or.

559
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Speaker 3: Anything, but you know, okay, so how did you leave it?

560
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 2: Uh?

561
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 13: I asked if I could see her again? She said, yeah, sure,

562
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 13: but every time I try to text her, she gets

563
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 13: she says she's busy or I'm.

564
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Speaker 8: Surprised the possible didn't get her all.

565
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure you can see me again. Sure, yes,

566
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Speaker 1: I'm because the trifecta, the same part is pretty easy

567
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Speaker 1: to hide the first.

568
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 8: The third part hasn't come up for years.

569
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Speaker 1: Yeah for that. The single part is actually pretty high

570
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: for one day too, you know, but that is.

571
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Speaker 4: Why he said that it was hopeful that she was

572
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Speaker 4: all three things of the dating matrix, trying.

573
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Speaker 3: To we confirm that maybe we can.

574
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Speaker 4: When we come back, we're gonna call Tara for you

575
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 4: and try and get you your second date update right

576
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Speaker 4: after this.

577
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 3: All right, okay, right, hold on second date update.

578
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: You're in the middle of a second date update update,

579
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Speaker 1: and we're gonna find.

580
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 5: Out how the couple is doing right after you.

581
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 4: Here part two, we're about to find out if the

582
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Speaker 4: dating matrix can actually be broken. Oh wow, because we

583
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 4: learned about it in the first part from our listener, Evan,

584
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 4: Apparently it works kind of like a triangle where there's

585
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 4: three qualities about a person. They're hot, they're saying, they're single,

586
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 4: but the rule is you can only have two of them. Yes,

587
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 4: if you're hot insane, then you're probably not single.

588
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 3: If you're hot and single, you're probably not saying. If

589
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 3: you're saying and single, then you're probably not hot. Yes,

590
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 3: can you have all three?

591
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 8: I just single has none of them. We've gone over this,

592
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 8: so it's still kind of an honor.

593
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 1: Hey.

594
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, breaking it down is really depressing internally in the room.

595
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, there's no good look any of those combinations.

596
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, finding more and more reasons every day to give

597
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 4: up and move to Columbia to find the mate. But Evan,

598
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 4: Evan thinks maybe Tara could actually break the matrix and

599
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 4: be all three qualities all at once.

600
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 3: They're about to call her and find out. Yeah, we see.

601
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: Don't know if she thinks the same, since she's not

602
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: calling him back. Yeah, you know of him, she's.

603
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 3: Not perfect, she's not good at texting back home. We're

604
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 3: going to find out the reason you're ready to do this, Evan,

605
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 3: I already.

606
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: If this doesn't work out, are you going to like

607
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: give up on dating altogether? Like this is the last

608
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: chance ditch effort to find the perfect girl.

609
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 13: I mean it depends, you know. If she's not single,

610
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 13: then yeah, I'll keep going.

611
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, that's the easiest one to swallow.

612
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 3: But if she's not hot, that would be a weird

613
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,719
Speaker 3: one to find out after the date.

614
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: But you never know.

615
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, weird. Yeah, what's fine out here?

616
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 2: We go?

617
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, we're looking for Tara.

618
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 12: Hi ya, this is she?

619
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Speaker 3: Okay perfect? My name is jeff from the radio show

620
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, the whole shows.

621
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 1: Here, Tara. We're excited to have you on.

622
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 3: That's the shows.

623
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 2: What show?

624
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 12: I'm sorry from where? It's a radio show, Okay, I wed.

625
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little weird, but we do this segment

626
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 4: called a second Date Update, and we're trying to help

627
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 4: out one of our listeners score another meet up with you.

628
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 12: Okay, my goodness, who is it?

629
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 2: Oh?

630
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just gonna have you guests for a

631
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,959
Speaker 4: long time. But maybe I'll just tell you. His name

632
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 4: is Evan.

633
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: She's like, do we get to know? Yes, yes, you

634
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: get to know Tara. You remember Evan?

635
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 12: Oh my god, yes, I do.

636
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 4: We've heard about the date from Evan's perspective about going

637
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 4: to a bar and having drinks and having a seemed

638
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 4: like a good.

639
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, you guys commiserated over all your bad

640
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: dating experiences.

641
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 3: Right.

642
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, yes, yeah we did. That's kind of

643
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 12: the reason why I just cannot get over what happened.

644
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 12: I'm really, honestly just embarrassed. What kind of annoyed?

645
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god? What happened? Do you mind telling us?

646
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 12: Yeah? It just it just really sucks because I felt

647
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 12: like we had a good connection, and then I got

648
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 12: awkward because we were sharing our worst funny date stories

649
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 12: and it was like going really well. I told a

650
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 12: story about how I went on a date with this

651
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 12: guy and he brought his mom along.

652
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, heard this. He said that he told you a

653
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: story about his roommate, right.

654
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 12: So, yeah, that story about his roommate, how his roommate

655
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 12: took a girl out for drinks and they were like

656
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 12: really tipsy and they were walking over a bridge. He

657
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 12: kind of got the story a little bit wrong.

658
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: How would he get this story wrong? How do you

659
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: know the story?

660
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 12: Because the girl. So the girl tried to bring home

661
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 12: the possum in her purse, right, And I'm hearing this

662
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 12: story in my like drunken like catalog of a brain

663
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 12: I'm going through, and I'm like, oh my god, that

664
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Speaker 12: girl was me.

665
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Speaker 3: Wait, you're possible girl.

666
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 12: I'm the girl he uses.

667
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Speaker 4: Your story has the worst possible date that somebody's ever

668
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Speaker 4: been on.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, So you dated his roommate for a

670
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Speaker 1: hot like you went on one date with his roommate was.

671
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Speaker 14: On on one day and I wasn't even trying to

672
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Speaker 14: bring the possum home. I was trying to dig in

673
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Speaker 14: my purse, like in my drinking state, for like, did

674
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Speaker 14: you try to give it some food to maybe give

675
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Speaker 14: it some life back?

676
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Speaker 4: On second, when you realized that it was about you,

677
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Speaker 4: did you tell Evan like anything?

678
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 12: No, no, no, not at all. I literally shut down.

679
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,479
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, I'm talking to this guy like

680
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: you didn't want to talk to him again because he

681
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: thinks you're a horrible dater or because you dated his

682
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: roommate a little mix of.

683
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:17,719
Speaker 14: Bowl both just both. I was like, and then and

684
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 14: to think also too, that his like roommate was kind.

685
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 12: Of exaggerating the story. So I'm like, wait, I don't

686
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 12: want to like kind of, you know, put them in

687
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,959
Speaker 12: a weird situation. But then it's weird that I went

688
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 12: on a date with his roommate.

689
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:30,479
Speaker 14: First.

690
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 4: Well, now's your chance to finally set the record the

691
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 4: story right with Evan, because he's actually on the other

692
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 4: line and you could tell him all the way.

693
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: My god, that's good, that's good.

694
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 2: Sure girl, that was me.

695
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, the story was a little off, and I didn't

696
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 12: want to like correct you right then and there because

697
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 12: I was just so mortified. But that was me.

698
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you have any idea, Evan?

699
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,959
Speaker 2: No, I had no idea.

700
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 13: She has a great poker face. I had no idea.

701
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,959
Speaker 1: Oh my, that girl sounds awful.

702
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 4: So Tara, what part of the story wasn't right? Well,

703
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 4: part did the roommate it wrong?

704
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 12: So he exaggerated, saying that I was trying to bring

705
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 12: the possum home in my purse. I was definitely not

706
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 12: going to bring the possum in my purse. I didn't

707
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 12: want to touch it. I just simply was bent down

708
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 12: by it to try to feed it my left over,

709
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,479
Speaker 12: like I don't know if it was trail mix or granella.

710
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 12: I don't know what I had in my first It didn't.

711
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: Attack you, but don't go near injured animals.

712
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 4: She wasn't trying to adopt the injured possum, she was

713
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 4: trying to nurse it. Oh my gosh, does that make

714
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 4: you look at her differently?

715
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 3: Evan?

716
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, if that's true, then yeah, it's a

717
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 13: really different story.

718
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: People.

719
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 13: I trusted my roommates on this thing, he said. After

720
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 13: he had it ner purse, you started walking it back home.

721
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: Her story makes more sense, but more fun at a party.

722
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: You're going to tell this at a party, it's way

723
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: more fun to like, Yeah, Tara.

724
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 4: Was actually trying to help the possum. If it was Brookes,

725
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 4: you would have tried to cook it right there on.

726
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: The side of the road, say possum taste like chicken.

727
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that maybe just would a bit right into

728
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 3: it uncooked.

729
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: Brooke actually has a roadkill first for these situations, that'd

730
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: be so amazing.

731
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 8: Tara.

732
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 4: I mean, it looks like maybe you should have said something.

733
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 4: You should have spoken up when Evan got the story wrong.

734
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, oh gosh, I mean I guess, but I really

735
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 12: couldn't get over the fact that I just was frozen

736
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 12: like oh no, oh no, oh no, like sinking in

737
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 12: my seat like this is me. He's talking about me.

738
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

739
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 8: You don't know how he's going to react. Dude, what

740
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 8: do you think about this?

741
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 13: Looking packed on it? Now, it's kind of funny. She

742
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 13: just kept saying how horrible it sounded.

743
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: Well, she meant it sounded horrible, but just not in

744
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: this way. You thought, Yeah, this is horrible that I'm

745
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: even listening to you retell this.

746
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 4: And so I mean, now that we've kind of come

747
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 4: to an understanding here, maybe there is actually a path

748
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 4: forward for the two of you. And we'd like to

749
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 4: offer to send you on a second date, Tara girl. Yeah,

750
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 4: we we'd love to give you another shot with Evan,

751
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 4: and we'd pay for that date. You guys can go

752
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 4: out somewhere and nurse another, like sick injured animal back

753
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 4: to health together.

754
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 12: I mean, I would love to go again. And now

755
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 12: that I'm kind of just trying to get over being

756
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 12: so mortified over this whole thing, Okay.

757
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, now that I know the entire story, I really

758
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 13: cannot wait to go out again. And I really cannot

759
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 13: wait to tell my roommate about this.

760
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 4: Oh so you are going to tell him then, because

761
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 4: we could do it in an awkward Tuesday phone call.

762
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 3: That's a dating possum girl, now, I.

763
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: Think we would just hear two dudes laughing. Yeah, man,

764
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: sure you give her a stuffed powsesume on your first

765
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: date as a present.

766
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 5: Okay, one with the stuffing pulled out of it.

767
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 2: We'll do.

768
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So congratulations you guys.

769
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 3: You got a second date.

770
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: All right, and the matrix is still intact?

771
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well sort.

772
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 10: Of, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

773
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 4: Well, that second date update happened months ago, and we

774
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 4: all got raby shots this morning because we were coming

775
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 4: back to give us an update update.

776
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 3: So welcome back to the show, you two.

777
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: Thank you.

778
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 8: We can all the possums we want now.

779
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: I've already had rabies.

780
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, welcome back you guys. What's new? What made

781
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 3: you reach out to the show.

782
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 12: We really just wanted to update, like just how awesome

783
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 12: it was obviously to get to talk to you guys,

784
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 12: and then to just let you guys know what we've

785
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 12: been up to and what's going on with us.

786
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 3: Okay, So are you guys still together?

787
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

788
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 3: Together? Okay, what's that like? Evan?

789
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 13: Well, it turns out that the pontsan thing wasn't her

790
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 13: being crazy. She has a really big heart and she

791
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 13: loves the animals, So I love the opposite.

792
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 4: He's like, turns out she's crazy.

793
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 12: I don't want to come across as like the obsessive

794
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 12: squirrel woodland creature loving lady at all.

795
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: It should work for you. I mean, why there was

796
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: no possums in that film is a tragedy.

797
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 12: They should have had them. No, but we we did

798
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 12: come up with an alternative. So once a month we

799
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 12: do go to an animal shelter together and we volunteer

800
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 12: and it kind of gets.

801
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 3: Just adopt every animal.

802
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys are gonna have little fur babies together.

803
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 12: Oh, they are so so cute. There really is a

804
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 12: cute rabbit there that I do love.

805
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 3: Evan, are you ready to become doctor Doolittle? Yes, it

806
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 3: sounds like it.

807
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 13: Yeah, as long as it's not a pot them.

808
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 3: Have like a snake in.

809
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's still a stance for him.

810
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 4: Well, we're happy to hear that you guys are still

811
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 4: together and still doing well.

812
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 7: Yeah.

813
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 12: No, it's been great.

814
00:36:59,360 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 8: Ivan.

815
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 12: He supports my love for all the animals.

816
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: And they're going to start adopting him and naming them

817
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 1: after us. On the show, we'll.

818
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 3: Give us updated on your life. You guys, thanks for

819
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 3: reaching out. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

820
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

821
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 4: An airport secret has just been leaked, and I guarantee

822
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 4: you're going to be thinking about it the next time

823
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 4: you walk through TSA. Oh it, plus what happens when

824
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 4: you interview a one hundred and eight year old woman

825
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 4: and ask for her secret to staying young.

826
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 3: You get pure audio goal. You're gonna hear it and

827
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: more coming up when we do a brand new TikTok

828
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 3: Click Shock. We're doing it right now. I am so embarrassed.

829
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 4: Oh why I left the bathroom door unlocked the other

830
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 4: day and my mom walked in on me, saw what

831
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 4: I was doing, and she.

832
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: Screamed, TikTok click shot.

833
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 3: But I had to correct.

834
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 4: I said, no, no, it's just political conspiracy videos.

835
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 3: I swear.

836
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 13: That.

837
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 3: Allow. She had a good point.

838
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 4: TikTok click shock is the hottest thing out there right now,

839
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 4: so your mom would go.

840
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 8: Nuts if you're watching political conspiracy.

841
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, but now TikTok Click Shock, where we talk about

842
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 4: the biggest TikTok.

843
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 3: Videos from the past week.

844
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 4: Let's get right to your first TikTok click Shock, which

845
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 4: is from a hair care influencer named Aleas Carolyn who's

846
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 4: got She's got about a quarter of a million followers.

847
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 4: But oddly enough, her clip that's going viral right now

848
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 4: has nothing to do with hair care at all. It's

849
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 4: because of her husband, who works as a TSA agent.

850
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 5: He's the background on the TSA life a little bit.

851
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 4: Recently, he told her about an airport's security secret and

852
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 4: I'll just play you the CLIPSA.

853
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: Agent just told me that people with blessed posteriors set

854
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: off the X ray machine. Yo, this is something we

855
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: do everybody airport.

856
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 3: Please tell me.

857
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 4: So if that was hard to hear, she's basically saying,

858
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 4: booty delicious passengers, beware, your killer backside could be triggering

859
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 4: false alarms through airport security and it could cause you

860
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 4: to get a pat down because.

861
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: Down.

862
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 5: I mean, do you think it's because like people with implants?

863
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 1: Is that why you can see something in your booty?

864
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 5: Or you can't have so much room in your pockets?

865
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 3: Hey, sometimes you don't have enough for the carry on

866
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 3: at storage in there.

867
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 4: It's interesting because the TSA actually responded saying, quote, we

868
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 4: cannot verify the authenticity of planes made on TikTok without

869
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 4: more context about the time and place where security screening occurred.

870
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 4: In other words, yes, it's totally. They tried to dance

871
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 4: around that question. If they has a TikTok account, they're

872
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 4: saying they won't respond to TikTok to TikTok stop.

873
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 3: It's code for we don't want to admit it's one

874
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 3: hundred percent.

875
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm just concerned that the only thing I ever get

876
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: padded down is my ankles, a name that I have, really,

877
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: I swear to God, like, go through there, down at

878
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: my ankles. I'm like, what is possibly down there?

879
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 8: I think it's just a lot of excess fluid.

880
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 4: So you got to think of it as like the

881
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 4: t s a security thing. It's not like an alarm.

882
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 4: It's like a cat call whistle for you pull them.

883
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 3: Aside, starts going, I'm start working to it.

884
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: That's right until it goes off.

885
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 3: That's a TikTok click shot. Let's get to your.

886
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 4: Next TikTok shot is from a woman who goes by

887
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 4: the name Tatiana at with four a's.

888
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 3: In the middle.

889
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 4: She's going viral after posting a video where she opens

890
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 4: up a bag of Funions, one of those snack bags,

891
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 4: like the smaller ones you put in the kid's lunch

892
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 4: are a snack bag, one.

893
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 3: Of the tiny ones.

894
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 4: So you can see her open it on camera, and

895
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 4: when she looks inside, she finds one single Funian chip.

896
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 3: My co hosts are looking at the picture of it

897
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 3: right now though.

898
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 5: That's a big ass bag for that one small Funian chip.

899
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 4: So here was Tatiana's reaction that got over a million

900
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 4: and a half years somewhere.

901
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: From Freedo A you need to be fire, I want

902
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: to see yesterday from Walmart is this close? Was trying

903
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: to be funny? That's not right. Yeah, she's got a

904
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: good point. There's gotta be one worker in the Funnian

905
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: factory that's like watch this Fred.

906
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 8: Or some guys like really trying to propose and the

907
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 8: bag went to the wrong half.

908
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, that's too bad.

909
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 4: It did get over seven hundred and thirty thousand comments.

910
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 4: One person said even the crumbs are missing. Serious, But

911
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,479
Speaker 4: the top comment that got over forty three thousand likes said,

912
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 4: looks like you only got a oneion, which that's a

913
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 4: funny joke and freedom. I could be running with it

914
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 4: now because rumors are they might take that idea and

915
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 4: launch a new line of onions where you open the

916
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 4: bag you just get one giant funion in so like

917
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 4: on it, like a fourth of it.

918
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: You made a fork and a knife.

919
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 3: That's for tatiana situation. They say that they're gonna.

920
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 4: Look at what went wrong and hopefully make it right

921
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 4: for her.

922
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, got even a onion gives you bad breath.

923
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 4: And that was a TikTok click shot. Let's get to

924
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 4: your final TikTok click shot, which was from a woman

925
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 4: in Alabama named Helen Denmark who turned one hundred and

926
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 4: eight years old last weekend. She was interviewed by the

927
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 4: local news, which the local news just loves to do.

928
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 4: They're just let's find the oldest person in the city

929
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 4: and pepper them with a bunch of questions.

930
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: I love seeing those videos, Jo like, you make fun

931
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: of them, but I think they're great.

932
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 5: I'm like, I want to hear life advice from one

933
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:57,839
Speaker 5: hundred and eighty.

934
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 4: Sure, but the old people are always so in that

935
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 4: they're being bothered in the middle of their day having

936
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 4: to answer stupid questions.

937
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 3: Okay, and their definite favorite thing to ask is how

938
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 3: do you stay so young?

939
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 4: Yes, which is just insulting to like one hundred and

940
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 4: ten year old.

941
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 3: I don't know. Here's what Helen had to say to that, you, Rachel,

942
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 3: I'll be here when I'm a hundred and kin.

943
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: Helen says she stays young by drinking wine, eating dessert,

944
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 1: and flirting with men with mustaches.

945
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Helen definitely never said that at all.

946
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm already tapped into the fountain of you. Is that

947
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: what happened?

948
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 4: You sound exactly like Helen right now with mustaches. There

949
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 4: was no clip of her actually saying that the news

950
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 4: reporter obviously had a light story, had to add some

951
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 4: juice to spice up.

952
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: She told her off camera, I trust her yet this moment.

953
00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 3: If you're wondering, the U.

954
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 4: S NSEN Bureau estimates there is about one hundred and

955
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 4: one thousand people over the age of one hundred currently

956
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 4: living in the country right now, and that number is

957
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 4: expected to quadruple to four hundred and twenty two thousand

958
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 4: by the year twenty fifty four.

959
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 6: Aydical, how do you know that Helen didn't just get

960
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 6: too explicit with her description of her love of mustaches,

961
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 6: and then they put clap yeah two inappropriate for the

962
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 6: audience if they just had to paraphrase.

963
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 4: That blue pill is going crazy in that retirement home.

964
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 3: Those were your TikTok click shot stories for the day.

965
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 4: Remember you can always check out our TikTok page. A

966
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey.

967
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

968
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 4: We have a Lyssa, a return player to the show

969
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 4: who is own one against you all time Brook. She's

970
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 4: an event planner who is currently working on a baby

971
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 4: shower right now.

972
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: That's like you, what's the theme.

973
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 7: It's kind of as a co ed baby shower, so

974
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 7: we're figuring it out right now.

975
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 12: But they want to do something sports related.

976
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 3: A.

977
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: Like children. Doesn't sound like it's.

978
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 4: Smart to pressure your child into being an athlete while

979
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 4: they're in the wounds.

980
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the sign them up for a select team.

981
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: By the time they're six months old, are they even

982
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,280
Speaker 1: going to be a play.

983
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 3: They've already lost their chance.

984
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 4: Now I see on my screener, Alyssa, that you said

985
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 4: you have to have a lot of patients in this

986
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 4: business and keep up with all the new trends and

987
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 4: apparently there's a new trend right now involving balloons. Can

988
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 4: you tell us about that, because we want to stay

989
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 4: up to the trends too.

990
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: Jeff and all his baby shower trends.

991
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 3: I want to make sure I'm in the know.

992
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 7: It's been going on for a while.

993
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 12: But if you look at any baby shower photos, you

994
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 12: see a bunch of balloon arches, balloons, swings, balloon noons.

995
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 4: Yes, Brook, your clown grandfather would be so proud. But

996
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 4: balloons are finally having their own.

997
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: Insult my grandfather or he was a magician, Thank you

998
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: very much, good family friend. Spongey, who is the clown?

999
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 4: Okay, well fun Yeah, Spongey is smiling from wherever he

1000
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 4: is right now, clown heaven.

1001
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 3: We got to get to.

1002
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 4: The questions though, so Brooke, float on out of the

1003
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 4: studio so we can get to it.

1004
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: Here.

1005
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible, Alissa.

1006
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1007
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 4: you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.

1008
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1009
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 7: Yes?

1010
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Vin Diesel celebrates a

1011
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 4: birthday today. He plays what character in the Guardians of

1012
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 4: the Galaxy franchise.

1013
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,959
Speaker 12: Oh gosh, I don't know his name?

1014
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:36,760
Speaker 7: Oh group?

1015
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 4: In what year did backup cameras become required on all

1016
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 4: new vehicles sold in America?

1017
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 12: Twenty twenty.

1018
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 4: The martial art taekwondo was developed in what country Japan?

1019
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 4: In Which decade were penalty cards added to the game

1020
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 4: of soccer?

1021
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 1: Uh?

1022
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 2: The eighties?

1023
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 4: How do you write the number twenty in Roman numerals? X?

1024
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 4: Well done, Alissa. We're going to bring Brook back into

1025
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 4: the studio here. And you told our producer before you

1026
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 4: came on that you think the reason that you lost

1027
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 4: last time was you needed to slow down?

1028
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1029
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 3: Do you feel like you improved on your last performance?

1030
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 13: I think I was crazy last time?

1031
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,240
Speaker 3: Oh why were you crazy anymore?

1032
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: I was literally jumping up and down, like yes, no.

1033
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little too much coffee that night.

1034
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 7: It was.

1035
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:30,280
Speaker 9: My dollar.

1036
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 4: I think you did a solid performance there. Now we

1037
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 4: got to go to Brook. You ready, Yes, your time

1038
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 4: starts now. Vin Diesel celebrates a birthday today. He plays

1039
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 4: what character in the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise. In

1040
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 4: what year did backup cameras become required on all new

1041
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 4: vehicles sold in America?

1042
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 12: Wow?

1043
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: Twenty ten?

1044
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 3: The martial art tae Kwon do was developed in what country?

1045
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: Vietnam?

1046
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 4: In Which decade were penalty cards added to the game

1047
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 4: of soccer fifties? How do you write the number twenty

1048
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 4: in Roman numerals xx? On a CBE radio, someone asks

1049
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 4: for your twenty.

1050
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: They're asking for what your handle?

1051
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 3: Okay over, yeah.

1052
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: Said Twitter, No you said handle, So you have a

1053
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: handle on the CEB radio.

1054
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you boll

1055
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 3: did with Jose I've got a hangover. Who knows what

1056
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:23,760
Speaker 3: that means?

1057
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,240
Speaker 1: Does that mean you're drunk?

1058
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 3: No, it means I was drunk yesterday.

1059
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: Ohlyssa, you got to correct today? Okay?

1060
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 3: I think she was expecting more than that.

1061
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 8: And Brook also.

1062
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 3: Tied it up tonight today tonight?

1063
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 5: What time is it podcast?

1064
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: If you didn't sleep last night? Still tonight?

1065
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 4: I'm with Jack Black in that clip right now, So

1066
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 4: flowing over, let's go over the answers for everybody. Vin

1067
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 4: Diesel celebrates a birthday today. He plays the character Groot

1068
00:48:58,880 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 4: in Guardians of the Gallery.

1069
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: Say what a sweet gig?

1070
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 10: I know?

1071
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 4: Backup cameras became required in all new vehicles back in

1072
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 4: twenty eighteen. Every vehicle since then has had to have

1073
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 4: a backup can.

1074
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 8: I bought a new car a couple.

1075
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: Of years ago and I literally told the guy, I'm like,

1076
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: that has to have a backup cam and he's like, well,

1077
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: that's the loss or so I.

1078
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 4: Promise you that the martial art taekwondo was developed in Korea.

1079
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 4: Penalty cards and soccer were not added until the nineteen seventies.

1080
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 5: Hey, you know that we should go back and watch

1081
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 5: some old games.

1082
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: They're more exciting, do you.

1083
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 4: How do you write the number twenty in Roman numerals,

1084
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 4: that's x X and on a CBE radio, if someone

1085
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 4: asked for your twenty, they're asking.

1086
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 3: For your location right now? What's your twenty?

1087
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: All right, Rosebud, what's your twenty?

1088
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 3: So Melissa, it was not enough to beat Brooke today,

1089
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but just for.

1090
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 4: Playing you do win twenty six dollars in Dick's Drive

1091
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 4: in Bouchers Dix will put you in the right mood

1092
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 4: every time, serving up fresh, never frozen, juicy burgers with

1093
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 4: handcut fries and hand dipped shake since nineteen fifty four,

1094
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 4: with nine locations in the Greater Seattle area.

1095
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. Alyssa. Before we let

1096
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: you go, one thing I was curious about is what's

1097
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: the baby shower trend that you hate that everybody's doing.

1098
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 3: Do you really want her to do that? You know,

1099
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 3: I'm actually not going to Yeah, okay, hey listen, thanks

1100
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 3: for coming on again. You could play anytime. Okay, Thanks guys.

1101
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 3: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Buck same time tomorrow.

1102
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 10: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,