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Speaker 1: he left the restaurant with his wife. Okay, we'll get

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Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and today's spring phone call. Nephew,

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Speaker 1: what you got?

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Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna have to get naked this morning. This

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Speaker 2: is right here. What's what's wrong, y'all? Don't do nobody

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Speaker 2: want to do this? Naked? Got nudity?

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Speaker 3: Naked yoga? Call it naked yoga? Yeah, I mean you

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Speaker 3: sweating anyway? Why being there in your clothes naked.

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Speaker 1: Yosses called yoga pants?

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Speaker 3: But why if you're sweating all of that out? Why

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Speaker 3: why is he weighing on it? Naked yoga? Let's go

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Speaker 3: cat dog?

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Speaker 4: Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Is it Gordon?

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Speaker 5: Right, it's Gordon.

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Speaker 4: How you doing this? Gordon? Listen?

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Speaker 5: My name is let me let me turn down to TVD.

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Speaker 5: You call them about the apartment?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I was trying to see about maybe coming

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Speaker 4: it's still available. Man, I got a newspaper, but I

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Speaker 4: didn't know if it's still available or what?

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, still for rent. Let me be straight with you.

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Speaker 5: Uh you know, no pets and uh no no smoking

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Speaker 4: No no, I understand. Okay, from my understanding, the listening

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Speaker 4: here is like eight hundred fifty dollars a month, right.

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Speaker 5: If you got a parking spot, your private bathroom with

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Speaker 5: month and really, what's your name?

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Speaker 4: My name is Donel don Okay, sorry.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, first last month and social Security number. I

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Speaker 5: can do a background check.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, okay, Now let me ask you

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Speaker 4: this that you guys got like a back backyard area.

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Speaker 4: I teach classes in the mornings, and I want to

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Speaker 4: kind of lock me in if you got to you

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Speaker 4: got I got a backyard I can use.

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Speaker 5: We got a backyard? What do you teach?

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Speaker 4: I teach yoga. I teak yoga in the morning from

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Speaker 4: from six to eight. Hopefully that won't be a problem.

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Speaker 4: You make make money doing yoga, yes, sir, I definitely do.

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Speaker 4: I make enough definitely to cover the rent, that's for sure.

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Speaker 5: Dad shouldn't be a problem. I know, I know a

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Speaker 5: little bit about yoga.

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Speaker 4: That's that.

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Speaker 5: I mean, really, if it's y'all, you know you're not

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Speaker 5: making no noise at yoga, that's not a problem.

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Speaker 4: A good deal. Well, how quick can I actually get

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Speaker 4: moved in? Man? I'm trying to get settled. I just

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Speaker 4: moved in from the from the East coast. I jumped

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Speaker 4: on my yoga pretty quicks and it got quite a

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Speaker 4: just ready to get started, get moved in man, something

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, Well you know we're looking to rent rented

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Speaker 4: You will are you are you? You got a roommate,

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Speaker 4: your your married?

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Speaker 5: It would be me and my wife and uh we

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Speaker 5: it's a three bedroom home. You would have the room

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Speaker 5: a fifty do a credit check, but you know, we

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Speaker 4: No, no necessary what what what? What? What? What? What?

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Speaker 4: What do you necessarily need to do that for?

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Speaker 5: Well, you got to know who you're into, and then

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Speaker 4: You know, I got I got real good credit. Man,

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Speaker 4: My credit is fined. I'm actually in the eight hundreds

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Speaker 5: All right, when you get here, will how you feel

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Speaker 5: that application? But you know, if you if you're ready

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Speaker 5: a background checking you right now. You give me a

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Speaker 4: Okay, let me let me go ahead and just do

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean, naked yoga. Uh you know

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Speaker 4: You want say? That's what That's the kind of yoga

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Speaker 5: And everybody teaching naked yoga here.

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Speaker 4: But but said, it's in the backyard. It's closed in

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Speaker 5: A backyard, and you what what what other glitch you got?

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Speaker 5: You said, there's some glitches, Michael, Well, what does the

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Speaker 4: Well you might see that I'm an for mania. But

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Speaker 4: I done, took counseling for that though.

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Speaker 5: What you need to take some counseling over somewhere else.

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Speaker 5: You ain't taking no counseling and doing no neggad yoga

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Speaker 5: in my backyard.

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Speaker 4: Not but man, all that's behind me now, that's on

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Speaker 4: Now I have to put that thing down.

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Speaker 5: I don't care if it's behind you in front of

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Speaker 4: Man, hey, man, listen's when I got all your listeners

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Speaker 4: that qualify and move in there. And now you're gonna

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Speaker 5: I doing some necker yoga in my backyard with no

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Speaker 5: twenty thirty people.

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Speaker 4: Now my wife being on Man, you look your wife.

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Speaker 5: It's all good, man. Just scratch that one off your

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Speaker 5: ain't no neked yoga going down back here with no maniacs.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what else y'all might be doing. I

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Speaker 4: I don't know who does next? Yo, we always it's

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Speaker 4: just it's just it's just a serene moment. Man, Where

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Speaker 4: you find yourself. That's all this really is about. Where

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Speaker 5: That's what I know you ain't doing, no net Yo,

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Speaker 5: get my backyard. I'm surprised you even called somebody with that.

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Speaker 4: Hey, man, I'm gonna come over that to this address

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Speaker 5: In my backyard.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 5: Don't even know you talking about you got some glitches

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Speaker 4: You're gonna have a foot in your How do you

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Speaker 4: know that this isn't something that your wife might really

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Speaker 5: Man, he don't know me, don't know you know my wife?

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Speaker 4: Take my up your listen.

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Speaker 5: You come out there, you're gonna have another glitch.

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Speaker 4: I'm coming out nowhere. Don you just have room and

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Speaker 4: you come show it to me. Ain't showing you?

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Speaker 5: You come come out here, I'm gonna show you something else.

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Speaker 4: My fact that I am a I am a recovered

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Speaker 4: nimphore maniac. I'm recovered.

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Speaker 5: Gotta have recovering nimo mane you about to get your

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Speaker 5: well buy a maniac.

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Speaker 4: I'm the maniac. Please believe. Darn Now, we're gonna come

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Speaker 4: over that right in there over here. We're gonna come

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Speaker 5: To this, I ain't having that.

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Speaker 4: Do not man, listen, he come over that. Pol can

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Speaker 5: Man, look this. You can do whatever you want somewhere else,

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Speaker 5: but this right here, this takes the place for you.

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Speaker 5: I'ma hear you that right now, Darnell.

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Speaker 4: For your wife. Man, your talk about this ain't the

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Speaker 4: place for you. Go somewhere. Take that your wife, get

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Speaker 5: Do not even try me, Darnell. I'm not that kind

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Speaker 5: of dude. Member, you're about to bring this out of me.

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Speaker 5: Do not bring this over here, Darnell. So so it's

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Speaker 4: Okay? Can I can I say one more thing? In you? Man?

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Speaker 5: I can't say Darnell because this conversation is over. Man, Okay,

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Speaker 5: how about that?

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Speaker 4: Hey? Man? Can I say one more thing? Man? What

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Speaker 4: you got to say, man, what this is Nephew Tommy

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Speaker 4: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked

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Speaker 4: by your brother.

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Speaker 5: Oh, out of here, man, this is Nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 4: Who told you to do this to me? Man? Your brother,

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Speaker 5: Oh I'm gonna goodness, Oh my god, man, my heart

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Speaker 5: is all beating off fast. Man get here, man, Man,

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Speaker 5: Oh all right, Man, Man, I was gonna whoop your

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: You just don't know. Man, I'm so glad it's a joke.

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Speaker 5: I'm so glad it's a joke.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready for some frank pray. He's up in here,

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did I do it?

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you all. The

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Speaker 2: Nephew is.

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Speaker 3: Coming to town Dallas, Dallas, Fort Worth, Texas. Nephew Tommy's

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Speaker 3: House Party, Comedy Jam Live with special guests Tony Robinson,

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Speaker 3: the Building, Dominique in the Building, and the Nephew himself

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Speaker 3: will be the Saturday, June fifteenth at the Majestic Field.

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Speaker 3: That is Father's Day weekend. So bring your father, bring

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Speaker 3: because it's gonna because gonna be that kind of party.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be a grown and sexy type of party.

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Speaker 3: So come on out and hang out with the nephew

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Speaker 3: and it's gonna be real. Now, the last time I

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Speaker 2: What happened.

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Speaker 3: On the show hosting and you know what, you know,

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Speaker 3: you get ten minutes of me here and man, that's he.

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Speaker 2: But then this time you get all its one hundred

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Speaker 2: and forty two comedians. Now that was New York. That

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Speaker 2: was New York. Ain't doing that no more either. I

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Speaker 2: don't know he's been on it. I ain't doing that explosions.

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Speaker 6: He's been on comedy explosures, comedy extravaganzas, comedy games, comedy spectaclears.

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Speaker 6: Now for the comedy, it's super character, fragilistic.

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Speaker 2: Friends, all fun.

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Speaker 3: But this time you get to get to me for real.

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Speaker 3: This is not all these thirty forty people. That is

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Speaker 3: not what's that come If you come in, you can't

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Speaker 3: count the people. So Dallas, get your tickets. Tickets are

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Speaker 3: going well. So I'm looking for a Sola show man

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Speaker 3: at the Majestic June fifteen, Father's day, weekend. Get your tickets.

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Speaker 3: They on sale right now. You're gonna get a whole

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