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Speaker 3: That's a whole lot, whole lot of feelings, whole lot
Speaker 3: of emotions, a whole lot talking about very little. We
Speaker 3: break down the things that are important to us, not
Speaker 3: things that are important in the world. And today we
Speaker 3: have a little bit of a part two. We have
Speaker 3: a little bit of a revisit. Okay, because we had
Speaker 3: talked a little bit back and forth about some seasonal
Speaker 3: things and everything, but today we bring it home with
Speaker 3: what I would consider the final form of those things.
Speaker 2: Why people enjoy those seasons. Right today, it's going to
Speaker 2: be cabins in the mountains versus beach houses.
Speaker 1: Get into it. How can Josh be in two weeks
Speaker 1: back to back?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm guessing that means that you want to
Speaker 3: go first. Then sure, No, since you're so you're so sure,
Speaker 3: you're so sure, you're so positive that I'm wrong. So
Speaker 3: I'm excited to hear I'm if anything, I feel like
Speaker 3: I have a front seat tell me how wrong I am,
Speaker 3: so that I can tell you how Nune that applies.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, listen, It's not that you're wrong, is that
Speaker 1: you're not right. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, don't do that either. If you
Speaker 3: want to you want to take me out with logic,
Speaker 3: you got to do it. You got to do it
Speaker 3: top to bottom.
Speaker 1: First of all, when in the history of you knowing me,
Speaker 1: have I always gone pure logic.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you're saying how wrong I am, Like
Speaker 3: how I'm.
Speaker 1: Talking about in general over the history of.
Speaker 2: The podcas cass mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying, Like, it's not just today,
Speaker 1: it's not just last episode, It's it's every episode, and
Speaker 1: it's every episode. What do you say, Listen, I'm just
Speaker 1: concerned for you.
Speaker 2: You're concerned for me. You should be concerned for yourself.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Wow, You've had You've had plenty of episodes where you
Speaker 3: did well, where you got the people on your side,
Speaker 3: and I think that maybe I think that maybe you've
Speaker 3: underestimated that I make good points too. Sometimes I think
Speaker 3: things that people also like, you know, talking about every episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you make great points, but they're just not right.
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying, Like, it's you make great points,
Speaker 1: but you just don't win. It's like a debate. You
Speaker 1: get points even there's like a there's a knockout and
Speaker 1: then there's like a ko It's like, oh, you want
Speaker 1: this boxing match because the footwork, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So tell me what's so great about beach houses.
Speaker 1: Well, I just I just don't understand why I have
Speaker 1: to even just feel these questions because it's like, all,
Speaker 1: first of all, it's the motherfucking beach, So like I
Speaker 1: don't even understand. It's like people are like, oh, they're sand.
Speaker 1: It's like, you sound stupid. Shut up. There's dirt everywhere. Sand.
Speaker 1: It's just a different kind of dirt.
Speaker 2: That's just this this little dirt.
Speaker 1: There's soil, there's dirt. They're sand.
Speaker 3: Okay, sand is the herpes of dirt. All right, It's
Speaker 3: gonna get in and it's gonna be hard to get out.
Speaker 3: You're not even gonna know that you have it until
Speaker 3: you know you take your shoes off. It's it's a
Speaker 3: it's a pain.
Speaker 1: No, No, we act like that's sand is. This is
Speaker 1: this mysterious creature that goes bumping the night. They'll just
Speaker 1: roll up on you and be like you didn't even
Speaker 1: know that I was here. I'm saying like, no, you
Speaker 1: know when a hell SAand came for you into the beach,
Speaker 1: didn't you bye bye? They're saying, Okay, listen, you have
Speaker 1: to if you don't know the secrets of getting the
Speaker 1: sand off of you. Okay, you gotta let the wind
Speaker 1: do a lot of the work. Okay, you got to
Speaker 1: shake stuff out before you put it in the car.
Speaker 1: But also when you went to the beach, you knew
Speaker 1: you was gonna get some sand. Okay, this is just
Speaker 1: part of the experience. You know, when you go to
Speaker 1: a bar, somebody might spill a drinker on you, but
Speaker 1: you still go to a bar mh. And someone supposed
Speaker 1: to drink You're like, oh wow, this is crazy. But
Speaker 1: if you're sitting in a golden corral when somebody's supposed
Speaker 1: to drink on you, that's gonna be very unexpected.
Speaker 3: Look, if you were sitting at a golden corral and
Speaker 3: you were upset about any outside forces coming at you
Speaker 3: and doing any form of damage to your person, your belongings,
Speaker 3: what you're wearing, then you are the one that's out
Speaker 3: of order.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: When you go to a golden corral, you truly take
Speaker 3: your life into your own hands.
Speaker 2: Alter somewhat. Some crab legs where the crab legs really
Speaker 2: worth it?
Speaker 1: Do they have crab legs?
Speaker 2: I don't know if they have crab legs.
Speaker 3: I feel like I might also be confusing Golden Corral
Speaker 3: with a different place.
Speaker 2: I saw a fight over crab legs.
Speaker 1: Was that a Chinese boofer?
Speaker 2: No? But it was a buffet for sure, And it
Speaker 2: was it was people.
Speaker 3: At first, it was just tongs, a lot of songs
Speaker 3: like snipping at each other like pop pop pop pop
Speaker 3: pop pop, And then a couple of hands and then
Speaker 3: some tongs caught some hands, and then some hands caught
Speaker 3: some hands, and then everybody caught hands.
Speaker 1: Wow, what a song? Did you know that we're out
Speaker 1: of crab? Who's we like as a culture, like as
Speaker 1: a people, like as human beings? The crab is gone?
Speaker 2: Wait what.
Speaker 1: You look up?
Speaker 2: What are you saying right now? So you're saying we
Speaker 2: are out of crab?
Speaker 1: Like I think all those like there's a billion crabs
Speaker 1: that we don't have. I didn't make this upizarre look
Speaker 1: it up on that.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not saying you're making anything up. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to understand how much out of crab we are.
Speaker 3: When you say, do you mean America?
Speaker 1: You're saying that billions of snow crabs have disappeared from
Speaker 1: the waters around Alaska. Scientists say overfishing is not the cause.
Speaker 2: Oh it's I wish it was us. It's worse that
Speaker 2: it's not us.
Speaker 3: So then so then wait, if you go to one
Speaker 3: of these crab places and you order crab, is it
Speaker 3: not crab?
Speaker 1: Well, we just I think we just found this out
Speaker 1: like a month ago. Oh so the shock in awe
Speaker 1: of many billions missing from the population is worth noting.
Speaker 1: That includes all the females and babies. The Bristol Bay
Speaker 1: Red King crab harvest will also be closed for the
Speaker 1: second year in a row, the agency's announced.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I mean it looks like cabin's just got
Speaker 3: a little bit more appealing.
Speaker 2: All right, there's gonna be no crab because I mean,
Speaker 2: come on, you got to go to the cold. Now.
Speaker 1: First of all, this is snow crab. This is what
Speaker 1: hot crab.
Speaker 2: Okay, you get you get crabs hot though, I'm saying,
Speaker 2: if things that come to the beach are dying off, right,
Speaker 2: So if there's no more crabs, just gonna be running
Speaker 2: around scooter scooting at the beach, right.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, these are different crabs. These are Alaskan
Speaker 1: snow crabs.
Speaker 2: It's only the Alaskan ones that are disappearing.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's only the last and ones. There's billions of
Speaker 1: them missing and don't know where they're at. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe they just need to turn left. I don't know where.
Speaker 1: I'm not a scientist, obviously, I was a theater major.
Speaker 1: But you having a good seafood tree is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite parts of going to the beach because I
Speaker 1: can tell you, I don't know what black people are
Speaker 1: gonna do if we're a snow crab.
Speaker 2: That's that's also my concern.
Speaker 1: As soon as I heard it, I was like.
Speaker 3: That means the gumbo's gonna be lacking. Bro it means
Speaker 3: the buffets are going to be weak.
Speaker 1: It means your crab boils is gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need more black climate scientists specifically for this.
Speaker 3: Skip skip all the other stuff. Even if we're gonna
Speaker 3: die in a decade, go ahead, skip all that. Tell
Speaker 3: us how to get the snow crabs back. I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what I'm gonna I'm gonna help you out right now,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna tell you why cabins in the mountains
Speaker 3: are superior. You won't even have to worry about any
Speaker 3: of this duels. Say you come to a cabin, you're chilling.
Speaker 1: Now, this is not a beach problem. This is not
Speaker 1: a beach house problem.
Speaker 3: The beaches are a problem. The beach houses are a problem.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no you can you
Speaker 2: can hey no no, because I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now. The beach house. Let's talk
Speaker 2: about it for a second. Let's talk about the dangers. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's talk about just the dangers. You are a beach house.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the beach every day. Oh I'm
Speaker 2: so happy. Right sharp, you got sharks. Okay, you already
Speaker 2: got the sharks, then you got the storms.
Speaker 3: You really want to be there during the storm when
Speaker 3: you're at a cabin in the mountains.
Speaker 2: Tell you what variables bears are you saying?
Speaker 3: There are way more sharks than there are bears eating people,
Speaker 3: attacking people, slapping people.
Speaker 1: No, there are not. People interact with bears way more
Speaker 1: than they interact with sharks.
Speaker 2: Crazy people on purpose?
Speaker 1: Yes no no no no no, no no no. You
Speaker 1: are more likely to get stung by a bead and
Speaker 1: get attacked by a shark. People always use this shark equivalency.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I get attacked by a shark. Bitch,
Speaker 1: You couldn't got a car accident on a way here
Speaker 1: because you know people are provoking sharks. Does not act
Speaker 1: like that. But also so you can't say, oh, you
Speaker 1: got attacked by bear because you're provoking a bear. No,
Speaker 1: sometimes bears ain't here with the shits. Okay, there, you
Speaker 1: know I'm not here to play with you. You should
Speaker 1: have opened this trash. Can you knew I was coming?
Speaker 1: Stop playing with me. Don't act like the people are
Speaker 1: get attacked by bears.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also ha, there's panthers.
Speaker 1: There's panthers. There's mountain lions. There are very aggressive deer, Like,
Speaker 1: there are way more animals that can attack you in
Speaker 1: the mountains. They can't attack you in the ocean.
Speaker 3: So we're really gonna skip jellyfish. Were really gonna skip stingrays,
Speaker 3: were really gonna skip.
Speaker 1: Sharks. Jellyfish. You can see a jellyfish coming out. All
Speaker 1: you gotta do is just swim away from a jellyfish.
Speaker 2: All you gotta do is not run up on a
Speaker 2: mountain lion like.
Speaker 1: Mountain lions run. Mountain lions run up on you.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of a person getting attacked by a
Speaker 3: mountain lion the way I have a shark. I feel
Speaker 3: like mountain lion is the lowest on this list, is it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I bet you. Here's the thing I
Speaker 2: will say.
Speaker 3: I can already conceee this point technically that I feel
Speaker 3: like we don't hear about them as often. But I
Speaker 3: can see how people be going to those National parks
Speaker 3: and be touching bears and rubbing up on bears and stuff,
Speaker 3: and then bears slap them and accident we kill them, right,
Speaker 3: But that's still not a cabin though.
Speaker 2: The National Parks is not a cabin bear.
Speaker 1: So are we talking about houses in the mountains or
Speaker 1: the mountains as a concept as a label?
Speaker 3: Oh, houses in the mountains, because we're not just talking
Speaker 3: about the beach right now, we're talking about beach houses.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're not talking about okay, so we're talking
Speaker 1: about beach homes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, beach homes.
Speaker 3: That's why I brought the storms, because I was like, guys,
Speaker 3: this is this is great property to own in between
Speaker 3: hurricane seasons.
Speaker 1: I mean listen, those tornadoes go to mountains, do they?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Meteorolo.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is gonna sound real, Dub.
Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna get judged in the comments, but I
Speaker 3: feel like when the tornado hits the mountain, the mountain
Speaker 3: just break it all up, like it just it just
Speaker 3: it hits and it even storms, but it doesn't like
Speaker 3: go through. It doesn't like hopscotch up the mountain to
Speaker 3: keep destroying stuff the.
Speaker 1: Way that it does on a flat land. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because tornadoes don't have legs like that. Like it's
Speaker 3: not like a Tasmanian devil that's just gonna jump up
Speaker 3: and keep spinning.
Speaker 1: Because hurricanes just go her.
Speaker 3: Hurricanes go in a way that like feels disrespectful. Like
Speaker 3: I grew up in Louisiana, so I've witnessed hurricanes just
Speaker 3: act like buildings weren't in the way.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I've never seen like I've seen a tornado.
Speaker 1: Right because when we moved back to Miami, there weren't
Speaker 1: any major hurricanes that hit while we lived there. Okay,
Speaker 1: we moved there right after Hurricane Andrew, which devastated Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of South Florida. I understand like having a beach house, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you're worried about flooding, You're worried about hurricanes.
Speaker 1: But like when you live in a cabin, it's you know,
Speaker 1: you have to worry about forest fires. You have to
Speaker 1: worry about you know, snow can get heavy, Snow can
Speaker 1: melt if there's you know, it can cause a lot
Speaker 1: of water damage. I mean, there's different hazards that you
Speaker 1: have with living in both places. What I can say
Speaker 1: is that one, I don't believe to go into the
Speaker 1: mountains in the summer in the same way that it
Speaker 1: is pointless to go to the beach in the winter.
Speaker 2: Okay, so are we still leaning on seasonal peaks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like the beach is the most enjoyable
Speaker 1: when you can, you know, legs out, titties out, you
Speaker 1: hop it in and out of this ocean. Right. And then,
Speaker 1: as someone who thinks that a vacation in the summertime
Speaker 1: is only a beach having a beach house and a place,
Speaker 1: that's not like I've been to a beach house in
Speaker 1: like Atlantic City, and I'm like that wasn't like the
Speaker 1: old Jersey source situation. I'm just like, I know, y'all
Speaker 1: y'all don't know no better. That's why you think this
Speaker 1: is nice. Also, Yankee beaches are just not great anyway.
Speaker 2: Where's the best beach to you?
Speaker 1: Oh you're giving me a Caribbean. You're giving me you
Speaker 1: know the like Marco Island in Florida is gorgeous, Dauphin
Speaker 1: Island is pretty. And in Alabama, like golf, The golf
Speaker 1: is very pretty because it's like they're really clear clear water.
Speaker 1: And when you go to like Fort Lauderdale, like Ola Beach,
Speaker 1: Biscayne Bay, South Beach, like the keys are very beautiful.
Speaker 1: When I went to Turks and Caicos, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was fucking gorgeous. So you're like a clearwater sitch,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But like, also the good
Speaker 1: thing about being a beach house, like that thing that
Speaker 1: people talk about it like you know truck, you know,
Speaker 1: having a drag stuff down to the beach and you
Speaker 1: know the sand and all of that. It's when you
Speaker 1: don't have to tope stuff back to the car. It's
Speaker 1: a totally different campaign. Like I had a condo and
Speaker 1: Tybee Island. I think from my thirty twenty eight teen, okay, nineteen,
Speaker 1: I think my thirty seventh birthday, I think maybe thirty six,
Speaker 1: thirty seven, one of those. We just had a condo
Speaker 1: just across the street because all the ones on the
Speaker 1: beach were like time chairs and shit. Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: couldn't get in. So all we were just across the street.
Speaker 1: And as somebody who grew up going to Tybee Island
Speaker 1: and it was we were in. We drove down for
Speaker 1: the day, or we would go up to Hilton Head
Speaker 1: and we drove down and then you spent all the
Speaker 1: at the beach. You have to towe everything back to
Speaker 1: the car and then drive four hours back to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: To be able to just cross the street and go
Speaker 1: to the beach and then go back inside was amazing.
Speaker 1: But like as a kid, so when I was like
Speaker 1: nine ten years old, we lived in We lived on
Speaker 1: North Miami Beach, so we lived we lived in the
Speaker 1: so you you ever seen that show Sweet Life from
Speaker 1: Zack and Cody, Yeah, that's what we were. So it's
Speaker 1: like we lived in this hotel. Okay, we have the kitchen.
Speaker 1: The housekeepers would watch us. German tourist taught me how
Speaker 1: to swim. There's like a shopping mall on the bottom.
Speaker 1: It's still there. Actually there's like a shopping mall on
Speaker 1: the bottom floor. And every day I would just go
Speaker 1: swimming in the ocean or swimming in the pool. And
Speaker 1: this was like, I think all of fourth grade for me,
Speaker 1: most of fourth grade for me, at least half of
Speaker 1: it was So I've lived on the beach. Your girl
Speaker 1: has had a life, Joshua.
Speaker 2: No, I believe you.
Speaker 3: I guess my thing is when it comes to a
Speaker 3: cab and for me, there's a fireplace, all right, there
Speaker 3: are cozy places to read.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can stay. I can stay nice and warm, right.
Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about hot.
Speaker 3: Am I talking about beach hot, sweltering burning my skin?
Speaker 3: I'm talking about a nice warm throw over me, right,
Speaker 3: like a little throw.
Speaker 2: Or even an afghan on me. Okay, I'm smelling scented candles.
Speaker 1: My question is, are you holding a cup of tea
Speaker 1: with both hands?
Speaker 2: If I need to? If I must, then I must.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Oh, you make me so worried.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like even if I can
Speaker 3: get one of those what were they called snuggies O
Speaker 3: a snuggie in a cabin. A snuggie is definitely out here.
Speaker 3: As seen on TV.
Speaker 1: Come throw as seen on TV.
Speaker 2: As worn by me. I will reading in a cabin.
Speaker 1: Listen, I have done the cabin thing, right, Okay, I've
Speaker 1: done the cabin thing with the group of friends quote unquote,
Speaker 1: you know, listen. It was a couple's thing. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the wildest thing was said to me. There was this gentleman,
Speaker 1: you know what, never mind, and so you know what,
Speaker 1: fuck it because it's wild. So someone there was making
Speaker 1: chicken pop pie for dinner, but like a big one
Speaker 1: for us to share because it was like six of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, And one of the guys in
Speaker 1: the group said he couldn't have chicken because he and
Speaker 1: chicken had the same blood type.
Speaker 3: So what was actually happening was that this this person
Speaker 3: that was brought by another person his wife.
Speaker 2: His wife has been married to a chicken this entire time.
Speaker 1: She's gone so.
Speaker 2: Out here.
Speaker 3: And that's that's messed up of him too, because that
Speaker 3: means that he he's really falling in love with the oppressor,
Speaker 3: all right, because that's hilarious because yeah, people have just
Speaker 3: been eating his cousins everything. He didn't say anything at
Speaker 3: the table, you know, And I'll even go ahead, I'll
Speaker 3: go as far to say it.
Speaker 2: I'll say it right now, and people may be thinking
Speaker 2: I'm going too far, but I don't care. All right.
Speaker 2: I don't know this person at all. But this this
Speaker 2: person that you're talking about that was on this trip
Speaker 2: with you, that's a house chicken. Okay.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I saw oh, I saw this, and
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out. I remember we had
Speaker 1: a recorded day. So one of my friends posted something
Speaker 1: on Instagram. I had to let grind Josh about.
Speaker 2: The greatest version of you. It's not the I can
Speaker 2: do anything version of you, the greatest version of you.
Speaker 1: It's the discipline version of you, the greatest version of you.
Speaker 1: It's the version that has ceimeters. No, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't drink that. I don't go there with these people.
Speaker 1: I'm focused. I have a prize that's in front of m.
Speaker 2: Music all right. When I say music, when I say bars,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: The only thing harder than these bars or prison bars, okay,
Speaker 3: and they're the prison of not living up to your potential.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: If you want to stay locked up in mediocrity, if
Speaker 3: you will stay in the clink, all.
Speaker 2: Right, you want to stay wait, don't ever relable. You
Speaker 2: will stay in the clink of the mundane, all right?
Speaker 2: Do you want to stay in the pin of the
Speaker 2: practically not even here?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Or do you want to break loose? Do you want
Speaker 2: to unchain yourself?
Speaker 3: Do you want to unbound yourself by grabbing a little
Speaker 3: bit of discipline, grabbing a pinch of persistence, grabbing.
Speaker 2: A whole bowl, a whole bowl, a whole bowl, you're ready,
Speaker 2: a whole bowl of can't stop me, won't stop me.
Speaker 2: So we take the can't stop me, won't stop me.
Speaker 3: We grabbed the pinch of persistence, We grabbed a little
Speaker 3: bit of discipline, okay, And you stir it up with
Speaker 3: a with a with a spoon, all right. And you
Speaker 3: know what the spoon made of, right, you already know
Speaker 3: what the spoon made of. You already know you can
Speaker 3: guess if you want, You already know dedication?
Speaker 2: Nah would? All right? You go, You're gonna take a
Speaker 2: wooden spoon, all right, you gonna stir? And why I
Speaker 2: say start? Sometimes people stir in life.
Speaker 3: Sometimes when people stir, they start until their arm is tired,
Speaker 3: until their wrist is weary. Okay, But what you really
Speaker 3: gotta do, you guys, stir until you know, until you
Speaker 3: know beyond shava doubt that it's mixed, it's seasoned, it's ready,
Speaker 3: it's it's it's warm. It's not hot, you know, and
Speaker 3: if it was cold, maybe you stirt it up fast
Speaker 3: enough you got.
Speaker 2: It hot again.
Speaker 1: I can't with you.
Speaker 2: Blessed, blessed, we're blessed right now.
Speaker 1: How does your brain do this?
Speaker 2: Do what grind?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: I wish honestly, honestly, do'll say I wish I knew
Speaker 3: another way.
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine what the person listening to this is thinking,
Speaker 1: because it's like, is it beach houses are not?
Speaker 3: No, it's cabins, cabins all day, nothing like a snowy
Speaker 3: little walk. You know, can see your footprints in the ice.
Speaker 1: I can see my footprints in sands.
Speaker 3: And you got that sad all between your toes or
Speaker 3: is never coming out. It ain't ever coming out, It
Speaker 3: is never coming out, all right, as soon as you
Speaker 3: get it in, there is in there.
Speaker 1: What I'm looking for is I started out with two
Speaker 1: sets of footprints, Okay, I want to see that two
Speaker 1: set footprints and turning to one. You know what happened
Speaker 1: then is when he carried.
Speaker 2: Me you know, do you know why he carried you?
Speaker 2: Because that's saying was dirty?
Speaker 1: All right? Are you saying you like being barefoot? Josh?
Speaker 3: I don't mind it, but I'm not like, Hey, don't
Speaker 3: put that out there, because you know, people are never
Speaker 3: gonna see my feet, So last thing I need them
Speaker 3: to think it is that is that half my shoes
Speaker 3: not real?
Speaker 1: You mean this thing is out? You're wearing a woman's
Speaker 1: size sixth.
Speaker 2: I'm never telling you anything. Hey, look, I'm doing my best.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I just don't the same size. Like I said, I.
Speaker 1: Wear a nine, Like I wear like a nine nine
Speaker 1: and a half in men's, You wear what a nine
Speaker 1: nine and a half in men's.
Speaker 3: The reason that cabins I have the best is because
Speaker 3: a cabin also has the tranquility, all right, the tranquility
Speaker 3: of nature that you don't get at a beach house
Speaker 3: because there's too many beach houses and you got people.
Speaker 3: Even if you had a private beach, which is rare
Speaker 3: to get a private beach, it'll sharing that private beach
Speaker 3: with a bunch of other people unless you have millions.
Speaker 2: That private beach is not that private.
Speaker 1: Neither is the fucking forest.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, but as far as people wanting to go,
Speaker 3: people being up in your business, coming close to your cabin,
Speaker 3: that's that's much rare. You can have a cabin in
Speaker 3: the mountains and it be the only cabin for a
Speaker 3: couple miles. A beach house, there's no.
Speaker 1: There's beach houses where there's not another house for a
Speaker 1: couple miles.
Speaker 2: All right, I mean, good luck with that level of money.
Speaker 2: Just I think that my fig is much more accessible.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see. Hold on, we got the information one
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty three bear attacks in North America between
Speaker 1: two thy to twenty fifteen, and there are over forty
Speaker 1: bear attacks around the world every year.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I see, I see.
Speaker 1: So how many people died from getting attacked by a
Speaker 1: shark last year, and then how many people died from
Speaker 1: getting attacked by a bear?
Speaker 3: Okay, the the deaths of both will be much lower
Speaker 3: because some people get slapped by a bear and then
Speaker 3: they run and if the bear doesn't chase them, they live.
Speaker 1: Because I saw this video of this lady. She was
Speaker 1: just like hiking and then this bear came up and
Speaker 1: just started like tapping her on her legs and just
Speaker 1: like sniffing her and shit, I think they know we're
Speaker 1: afraid of them.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: So then they're just like, hey, yeah it also, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go cook with these people right back, like they
Speaker 1: can shoot you. Is like now they jogging, they jogging.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be out right. I'm gonna be out right.
Speaker 1: They jogging'nna be out right. And then they just go
Speaker 1: through smacking white women in the legs and then they're
Speaker 1: standing really still and they're like all right, and then
Speaker 1: they start because like this video, like he was tapping
Speaker 1: her on the legs, he was licking her on the legs,
Speaker 1: and then then you started sniffing the other lady and
Speaker 1: then he just walked away.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean I think the scream the screaming also
Speaker 2: lets us know that, uh, lets bears know where afraid.
Speaker 1: Well, I get well, sharks so they can hear scream
Speaker 1: when you're underwater.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, it would be wild if a shark
Speaker 3: caught a scream bubble at his ear.
Speaker 1: Is that a real thing that happens or is that
Speaker 1: just some cartoon shit?
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know exactly. Okay, this is gonna
Speaker 2: sound fair.
Speaker 1: As a kid. I tried, we all tried it as
Speaker 1: a kid in a swimming pool and you went underwater
Speaker 1: and tried to scream and nothing happened.
Speaker 3: I feel like, okay, this is this could be completely wrong.
Speaker 3: So I'm letting you know right now. I'm not saying
Speaker 3: I'm right about this. I feel like what happens is
Speaker 3: when you scream underwater, the sound waves come out of
Speaker 3: your mouth like they would if you were above water, right,
Speaker 3: but the air bubbles aren't full of the sound waves.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of like how we can how dolphins
Speaker 3: taught us sonar is because they're making those noises and
Speaker 3: the sound still goes through the water. The sound waves
Speaker 3: still travels through the water, but it's not in the
Speaker 3: in the air bubble that came out of your mouth.
Speaker 3: So so they probably could hear us if they were
Speaker 3: close enough, and if they could like hear well, but
Speaker 3: they're never gonna hear us like that because that's not
Speaker 3: how like I would love if you could scream into
Speaker 3: a bubble underwater and a shark bites it and their
Speaker 3: mouth is just full of screams amazing.
Speaker 2: That'd be incredible. I just don't know if it's the case.
Speaker 1: I just like that shark just some human screams in
Speaker 1: its mouth.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine screams taste good.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not even how they taste, it's probably
Speaker 1: how they feel.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Just a little rumbling.
Speaker 1: It was like, that's not it feels like I didn't ask.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to eat something. All I felt was that,
Speaker 1: And now.
Speaker 2: I gotta kill one of y'all.
Speaker 1: I have to Why would you do this to me?
Speaker 1: I'm a good shark. I'm out here just swimming and shit.
Speaker 1: When you get offered to go on like a trip
Speaker 1: with somebody, mm hmm. Like if somebody goes, hey, let's
Speaker 1: go on a trip, where would you want them to
Speaker 1: ask you to be going? Like would you be more
Speaker 1: excited to be going on a cabin trip or on
Speaker 1: a beach trip?
Speaker 3: I think it would be cabin trip for me because
Speaker 3: I know that with a cabin we're getting we're getting
Speaker 3: way less personal. You know, I'm not I'm not. I'm
Speaker 3: not going in and out of the of the the
Speaker 3: house that we're renting while people are trying to change
Speaker 3: into bathing suits and stuff like that. I'm I'm over here,
Speaker 3: just like you know, I'm gonna read over here. Maybe
Speaker 3: y'all want to read over there.
Speaker 2: Maybe we play some board games, maybe we watch a
Speaker 2: movie together as a makeshift family. All right, we just
Speaker 2: take a walk. We take a nice snowy walk. We
Speaker 2: enjoy the silence, the sound.
Speaker 1: So you're saying that for a cabin to be enjoyable
Speaker 1: for you, it has to be winter time because you
Speaker 1: keep talking about cold shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think you know what I will say though,
Speaker 3: the one edge, and maybe you're into the spring as well.
Speaker 3: But the one edge I give cabins over beach houses
Speaker 3: in the regard of season is that a fall cabin
Speaker 3: is just as amazing as a winter cabin, just in
Speaker 3: different ways because you're watching the leaves change and it's
Speaker 3: like not as cold, so you get a different type
Speaker 3: of like hike or different type of wildlife around you,
Speaker 3: Like you're still seeing the squirrels and stuff.
Speaker 2: It's just a nice breezy season.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I can concede that the spring at the beach is
Speaker 2: also probably great because it's not as hot, so it
Speaker 2: mightn't be better to a certain degree.
Speaker 1: So I can concede that falling a cabin is probably
Speaker 1: great because again, leaves are changing. You know, we're about
Speaker 1: to go into the hypernazione. So that makes sense, and
Speaker 1: like winter in a cabin and so and then you know,
Speaker 1: because the thing is like when you're in the mountains
Speaker 1: and it's like summertime with all the leaves, you really
Speaker 1: can't see the forest for the trees because all of
Speaker 1: the leaves, you can't really see anything.
Speaker 3: It was your it was your point, but you still
Speaker 3: said it like you didn't want to say it.
Speaker 2: You were like, good, so the leaves or trees, I.
Speaker 1: Mean it was it was a cliche thing, but like.
Speaker 2: You said it, like I had said it nine times already, Like.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, this stupid point, I gotta make it good.
Speaker 1: But no, So, like if you're in the like the
Speaker 1: cabin and summertime and all these trees get you know
Speaker 1: because they are you know, deciduous and not evergreen. You know,
Speaker 1: they got all their leaves and stuff just being green
Speaker 1: and stuff, and you know you can't see the other
Speaker 1: mountain because all the trees and shit in the wintertime,
Speaker 1: all the leaves are gone.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Oh, there was this guy that had started dating you know,
Speaker 1: the mechanic years ago, and uh, we went on one
Speaker 1: date and then he wanted to take me up to
Speaker 1: like this mountain times like this time shrap in the mountains,
Speaker 1: like for a date, like it's been a weekend with him,
Speaker 1: and I had to be like twenty two, twenty three
Speaker 1: mm hm. So of course my answer was like I
Speaker 1: want to die on my own time, but like I
Speaker 1: sometimes regret not going, but I also know I didn't
Speaker 1: know him well enough to enjoy a weekend in last
Speaker 1: month in a cabin in the second date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't really beat yourself up for that one.
Speaker 3: That's that's just part of life where you were being cautious,
Speaker 3: and it's one of those things as well where like
Speaker 3: I look back at that time, even in the pandemic,
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, I should have just bet it all
Speaker 3: on real estate and then and then i'd be I'd
Speaker 3: be in a different tax bracket right now, you know,
Speaker 3: but we don't know what we don't know.
Speaker 1: We don't know, we don't know. And plus my mom
Speaker 1: was like, no, just met this man, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna die in your own time? I was like yes,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm not gonna murder you, and
Speaker 1: I was like that's what murderers say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But to be fair, it's also what people who
Speaker 2: don't murder say. So it's like, there's really your real
Speaker 2: estate between a hard placed to bottle to murder.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow. But no, it's fine. He's not my husband. I
Speaker 1: don't know who is. But wasn't that guy. So I
Speaker 1: can say that I've never understood when you go to
Speaker 1: cabins in the woods, why those people don't have curtains.
Speaker 2: Oh that okay, to be fair, ay the I will
Speaker 2: give you that. I've stayed at cabins and I was like,
Speaker 2: there should be some give me the choice of looking outside, Like,
Speaker 2: don't give everyone the choice of looking in.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm not gonna lie if I keep going to cabins,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start bringing my own curtains.
Speaker 2: I am. I can't do it again.
Speaker 3: The last cabin that stayed at it had it didn't
Speaker 3: have any curtains, And I was like, so whoever rolls
Speaker 3: up to the house and don't get me wrong far
Speaker 3: out so it's not like but crazy, but still, you know,
Speaker 3: should have brought my own curtains, brought.
Speaker 1: My own brought extra sheets and just thrown them up.
Speaker 1: That the windows are so big and they're so high
Speaker 1: and there's never a ladder, so I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: needed to go all the way down. I just needed
Speaker 1: to go above my head. It is the wildest thing.
Speaker 1: But you know what, always has curtains? What beach house,
Speaker 1: baby boy always has curtains, always has curtains, might even
Speaker 1: have shutters. You're not seen in that house all day. Also,
Speaker 1: you get them doors, right, kick a cool breeze through
Speaker 1: that whole. It's a nice time, okay, just being able
Speaker 1: to be at the beach and then ooh, let me
Speaker 1: go up here, get a little drink and drink, get
Speaker 1: a little bevarage, right, because should we tell the people?
Speaker 1: You know what, let's tell the people. So I have
Speaker 1: put together.
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, wow, what a what a wow. I didn't
Speaker 2: think you were capable. I did not think.
Speaker 1: Always expected expected, baby, So listen, listen, I think, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on. I think we can figure this out. We're
Speaker 1: two people who are doing well. Okay, we got the
Speaker 1: words of my mom, we got good jobs, multiple revenue streams. Okay,
Speaker 1: so what if we find a way to practically figure
Speaker 1: to practically figure this out? Yeah, so it's we go
Speaker 1: on a beach trip, and now we have to go
Speaker 1: on a cabin trip.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, because I haven't been.
Speaker 1: On enough cabin trips to have a.
Speaker 2: Good reference point four.
Speaker 1: Right, and multiple ways to show you that you're incorrect.
Speaker 1: So like I need, but you have to show me
Speaker 1: ways that I'm like. You don't agree. Like you're going cabins,
Speaker 1: you're going hard for a house made entirely of hood
Speaker 1: in the mountains, right, I'm going for home beachside manor right?
Speaker 1: How do we test these things?
Speaker 2: I mean, go on a trip.
Speaker 1: Maybe we gotta do a trip.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I think that there's going to come
Speaker 3: a point where the people listening have to ask themselves.
Speaker 2: We have to ask ourselves. Do you go for like
Speaker 2: a fun and loose summer or spring or super cozy
Speaker 2: fall or winter? And I think that you can.
Speaker 1: Beat But the thing is, it's curling up with the book,
Speaker 1: sitting up, chilling in the cut.
Speaker 2: You can forget the board games. Don't forget the board games.
Speaker 1: You can do board games at the beach. You can
Speaker 1: do card games at the beach. You can have like
Speaker 1: outside you could do cornhole. You you know you can't
Speaker 1: toss horseshoes. You do all these things. You can outdoor
Speaker 1: game at.
Speaker 2: Baby you can.
Speaker 3: It's a different energy though it's a different it's a
Speaker 3: it's a totally different energy to everything that you do,
Speaker 3: whether you go to a beach house or you go
Speaker 3: to a cabin, because you know when you go when
Speaker 3: you go to a beach house, you'll even see it.
Speaker 2: Spring Break is a great example. You get the beach houses,
Speaker 2: a nobody's.
Speaker 3: Really trying to cozy, you know, everybody's trying to smash.
Speaker 3: That's just that's just life. You know, that's a real thing.
Speaker 3: That's that's what.
Speaker 1: That's if you're going to like if you're going to
Speaker 1: like a beach house with your friends, mm hmm, or
Speaker 1: you're going to a cabin with your friends. It's like
Speaker 1: we have like resorts and stuff like, there's not really
Speaker 1: like a lot of winter resorts unless you're going skiing.
Speaker 1: And guess what happens at winter resorts people trying to smash.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, I.
Speaker 1: Think a resort situation is just people trying to.
Speaker 2: Smash a resort situation. That's true.
Speaker 3: I just feel like the the potential smash at a
Speaker 3: winter resort is a little bit more cuffing. I think
Speaker 3: it's a I think it's slightly more this is gonna
Speaker 3: be the person for the trip as opposed to like
Speaker 3: the beach is just like ah, you know.
Speaker 1: It depends because if you're at a resort and you're
Speaker 1: there for a certain number of days, you hook It's
Speaker 1: like it's like camp. If we hooked up, we go
Speaker 1: to If this is a two week camp, we're together
Speaker 1: for two weeks. After three month camp, it's a different situation.
Speaker 2: Well, look, I think this is a perfect time to
Speaker 2: kick it to you, the listener.
Speaker 1: You know, the lessener.
Speaker 2: Have we made our points or any points at all?
Speaker 1: Great question? Great question? What the fuck have we been
Speaker 1: talking about for the past what forty five minutes?
Speaker 2: At least at.
Speaker 1: Least did we help you figure these things out?
Speaker 2: Where do you stand?
Speaker 1: Where do you stand? Or did we do what we
Speaker 1: always do and just tell you stuff so you know,
Speaker 1: tell us what you think. Is it beach, is it cabin?
Speaker 1: Or are you like? I don't like either one. I
Speaker 1: just want to go to a lake.
Speaker 3: Yeah lake, I didn't even think about that. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: to me, it's just dirty water. It's been around too long, right, at.
Speaker 1: Least the ocean moves, This is new water every time
Speaker 1: in an ocean.
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Speaker 3: I mean yea truly yeah, Like it's starting to feel personal.
Speaker 1: It's feeling very personal because I am somebody who's been
Speaker 1: in a crab boy place before. You know, we cat
Speaker 1: cat cat, we get it in. Baby, you've never seen
Speaker 1: Josh Johnson break down a crawfish burruh. The young man
Speaker 1: is from Louisiana. Don't sleep on Josh Johnson. Me and
Speaker 1: Josh are going to the beach. Baby, I'm taking to
Speaker 1: the beach. I'm gonna put this together. We are gonna
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Speaker 1: Should there be a part three? Should there be a
Speaker 1: part three? Were listed? We went summer, we went winter,
Speaker 1: and now we're at the beach in the winter. Look
Speaker 1: at God, won't he do it? Look at geography? Just
Speaker 1: work it. I'm taking Josh to the beach, and then
Speaker 1: Josh's gonna take me to the Montanius to the cab
Speaker 1: on because I won't to see if this man is right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be under all the blankets, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be drinking two cups of tea at the same time.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna have a real book and a
Speaker 1: kindle and try to see if I can beat myself
Speaker 1: catching up with.
Speaker 2: My reading fair enough.
Speaker 1: I'm just probably gonna just challenged Josh to Uno games
Speaker 1: and bother him all day.
Speaker 2: You can lose anywhere, Okay.
Speaker 1: Whoa, You have never beat me at Uno ever.
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