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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the

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Speaker 1: Pride Tour Chuck Roy and Carmen Esposito June twenty six

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Speaker 1: through the twenty eight. Tickets are available at Parlor Live

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Speaker 1: dot com or call four two five two eight nine

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Speaker 1: seven thousand. It's another Hello. Hey is this Ali? Yeah? Ali?

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Speaker 1: How are you? My name's Colby. I got your name

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Speaker 1: and number from a friend. He said, you do pet sitting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you. How can I help you? Um? I'm going

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Speaker 1: to be out of town next week and I wanted

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Speaker 1: someone to watch Gammy for me. Okay, um, well let's

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Speaker 1: talk about Gammy. What kind of a pet is Gammy? Well,

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Speaker 1: she's older, she's a little cranky. Yeah, I mean that happens. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and every once in a while, out of the blue,

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Speaker 1: shehell pee on you. You're not careful? Well, you know

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Speaker 1: that can't help themselves sometimes it's cool. I get that.

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Speaker 1: So I just need someone to be able to stay

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Speaker 1: with her to take care of all that, you know. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do overnight. That's thirty dollars a day. Perfect. You

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Speaker 1: know what. I would want you to stay overnight, So

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Speaker 1: I'll give you the address and all the particulars like

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Speaker 1: where her medicine is and how to change your diaper

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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. Okay, well, with medicine there's extra

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Speaker 1: money involved, like me, and it's five dollars a time.

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Speaker 1: No big, go back to the diaper thing, like, is

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Speaker 1: this a catter? A dog that wears a diaper? Diaper? No,

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Speaker 1: gammy is my grandma? What gammy is my grandmother? I'm

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Speaker 1: a pet sitter like I sit dogs, cats, lizards, rabbits, right,

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Speaker 1: do that. I'm not an in home health professional. That's

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Speaker 1: why I'm asking you to do it, because last time

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Speaker 1: I tried to hire like a nurse or whatever, and

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Speaker 1: they're so expensive and sometimes you got to go through insurance.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Are you aware that a person

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Speaker 1: is not an animal and vice versa. I'm not qualified

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Speaker 1: to take care of your grandmother. Oh trust me. I

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Speaker 1: bet you pooper a living. I bet you well, you

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Speaker 1: can do it with my grandma too, kind of works

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Speaker 1: out the same way. I'm not gonna do this. Do

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Speaker 1: you need to call an in home professional someone? So

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Speaker 1: let me get this, Let me get this straight. You're

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Speaker 1: refusing to watch my grandmother. I watch animals. If your

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Speaker 1: grandmother's not an animal, you need to suck it up.

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Speaker 1: Maybe go through insurance, call someone to help your grandmother. Wow?

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Speaker 1: Or better yet, Wow, why don't you take her with you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna have to do it. Then,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to report you to the Better Business Bureau because this

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Speaker 1: is bad business. Yeah, I have no problem doing that.

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Speaker 1: I have no problem reporting you. You are You are

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Speaker 1: being ridiculous by calling someone to come and sit your

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Speaker 1: grandmother like they're a dog. All right, Julans are not animals. Ali,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you should be. I think that you and

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Speaker 1: I clearly out of misunderstanding. I don't think so. What

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Speaker 1: did you think I was saying? You want me to

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Speaker 1: come on over there and watch your grandmother and treat

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Speaker 1: her like a dog, and then you're giving me crap

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Speaker 1: call on a Better Business Bureau on me because I

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Speaker 1: won't come over and change your grandmother's diaper when I'm

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Speaker 1: a pet sitter. I don't think that's an all a misunderstanding.

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Speaker 1: I think that's laid out straight. You took that the

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Speaker 1: wrong way. Wasn't what I was saying about. No, I

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Speaker 1: really didn't what I was going to ask you is

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Speaker 1: if you could watch my dog, Scamper, because I know

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Speaker 1: what you're doing. I know what you're up to. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. You're trying to get

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Speaker 1: me to come over there and watch your grandmother. That's

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Speaker 1: what you're trying to do. You know, yes, well you

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Speaker 1: to watch my dog. Is your grandmother going to be there? Maybe? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're trying to get me to come over and I

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Speaker 1: watch your grandmother. Come on, please, I already told you know,

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Speaker 1: please you watch your grandma. I don't want to watch grandma.

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Speaker 1: What am I having a fight with a ten year old?

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Speaker 1: Just hire a nurse and get this over with. You're

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Speaker 1: wasting my time. You got that right. I am wasting

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Speaker 1: your time because this whole thing was a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Those just like four minutes of time. I'm just wasted.

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Speaker 1: Apologize what this is? Actually jewel from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you? No way, yeah, my god,

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Speaker 1: no way. Your husband set you up? Yeah he did.

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Speaker 1: He wanted me to say happy anniversary through a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: So from your husband, happy anniversary? Oh yeah, nothing says

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Speaker 1: happy anniversary like changing your grandmother's diaper. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five