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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I was looking for Megan. Is this her?

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Speaker 1: Hi Megan? My name is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from Cruises.

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Speaker 1: How are you? Oh? Hi? How are you good? Thanks? Good?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling regarding your upcoming cruise. UM. I see here

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Speaker 1: in my notes that it's for your anniversary. Congratulations. By

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Speaker 1: the way, yes it is. Thank you very much. We're

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Speaker 1: very excited. Good, good, good. We're excited to have you.

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Speaker 1: I do have some bad news that I need to

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Speaker 1: share with you real quick. Um. Okay, we feel terrible,

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Speaker 1: but we did double book your room. I apologize. We've

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Speaker 1: booked this in advance. We've been speaking to you guys

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Speaker 1: consistently like, how can you just double book us? I apologize.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm prepared to offer you an upgrade to

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Speaker 1: a suite for your anniversary. How about that. You're going

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Speaker 1: to upgrade us? Yeah, to a bigger room. Yes we are. Wow.

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Speaker 1: My husband's going to be so happy. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: doing that, especially when you meet your roommates Bob and

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Speaker 1: Clara Arnold. They are awesome. It's gonna be a fun time.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean our roommates? Do you mean like

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Speaker 1: two rooms connected or what do you mean? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: we're upgrading you to a shared suite. It's it's what's

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Speaker 1: called a shared suite, a shared suite. Yeah, so it'll

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Speaker 1: be you and another couple staying in a larger room.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, I did mention and I think

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Speaker 1: you knew this that it's our anniversary. Oh, it needs

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Speaker 1: to be a room with just the two of us

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Speaker 1: alone in that room. You probably want to be intimate

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Speaker 1: with your husband, then, don't you You did not just

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Speaker 1: ask me that you did not just ask you that?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm just how dare you? Well? No, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I had a reason. I had a reason for asking.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you had a reason for asking? Well,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to put you kind a question is that

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Speaker 1: I wanted to put your mind at ease and let

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Speaker 1: you know that in a shared suite there is a divider.

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Speaker 1: There's like a cloth curtain that you can pull between

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Speaker 1: you and the other. So they want, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean You're going to put a cloth curtain in between

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Speaker 1: me and two other total random strangers. It's not just

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Speaker 1: anybody you're sharing a room with. It's Bob and Clara Arnold.

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Speaker 1: I don't give two about Bob and Clara Arnold. I

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Speaker 1: could care less about them. They're very nice people. Bob

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Speaker 1: is an avid golfer, and Clara like kind of cruise

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Speaker 1: is this? Is this like some like sex cruise? Like? No,

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Speaker 1: this is like a decent cruise. I'm already nervous about

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Speaker 1: going on vacation, and now you're thinking gonna put me

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Speaker 1: in a room with two other people. It's called a

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Speaker 1: shared suite. Man, put me in the smaller room. I

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Speaker 1: put me in the smallest room. I could care less,

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Speaker 1: but make sure it's just me and my husband in

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Speaker 1: that room. I think I've figured out why you're upset.

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Speaker 1: I'm not staying in a room with two other people.

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Speaker 1: You're upset because you're scared at coming out of your

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Speaker 1: comfort zone. My comfort zone. Yeah, what are your therapist?

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Speaker 1: I'm not going on some swingers cruise of yours and

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Speaker 1: doing some shared suite. I am studying to be a therapist.

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Speaker 1: To be known, I am studying to be a therapist. Good,

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Speaker 1: go study your therapy, because you do a very bad

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Speaker 1: job for this cruise line. I want my money back.

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Speaker 1: I've spent way too much on this cruise and I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna like deal with this crazy Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: who do I speak to about getting my money back?

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Speaker 1: I can handle that for you, and I apologize. I've

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Speaker 1: got to let you know there is a fee associated

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Speaker 1: with it. What is the fee? It's going to be

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Speaker 1: three thousand dollars to cancel? Are you talking kidding me?

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Speaker 1: That's how much I've tied Well, you know my hands

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Speaker 1: are tied on that. You know what you're going to

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Speaker 1: hear from my husband, He's going to be worse than

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Speaker 1: what you're getting from me. It's interesting because I just

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Speaker 1: talk to your husband. What do you mean? What do

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Speaker 1: you mean you just talk to my husband? I mean

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Speaker 1: that this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewil In

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Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you? Are you kidding me? It's oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Your husband David set you up. You wanted

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Speaker 1: to say happy anniversary with a phone tap? Oh god.

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Speaker 1: He also says that he's very Are you excited to

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Speaker 1: spend the anniversary with you? Bob and Clara, you know

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Speaker 1: the whole crew. You guys have a blast wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy on rub two point five