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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for tuning into the Brick and Jeffrey podcast,

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Speaker 1: and don't forget to follow us at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like that at.

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Speaker 3: I just found something out about myself. I'm not sure

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Speaker 3: if it's impressive or sad, because I had a conversation

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Speaker 3: with Producer Boyd in the green room this morning, and

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Speaker 3: as I was buying a five hour Energy for myself,

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Speaker 3: he asked, how many of those do you think you

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Speaker 3: have a year?

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you don't buy cases of them.

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Speaker 2: I do buy cases, and you still have to buy

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Speaker 2: him from the break room.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I run out from the ones at home.

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Speaker 4: He brings in like one or two and then buys

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Speaker 4: one or.

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Speaker 2: So's your solely pumping on five hour energy at this point.

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Speaker 3: So Producer Boyd guessed, do I have one hundred and

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Speaker 3: fifty two hundred a year? And I thought about it.

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Speaker 3: He's way off, because I do at least to a day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Jeffrey, so bad.

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Speaker 3: It's probably closer to five hundred or five hundred and

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Speaker 3: fifty a year, not even including the weekends. You multiply that.

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Speaker 3: Over the ten plus years i've been here, I've probably

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Speaker 3: dumped over six thousand mini bottles of energy into this body.

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Speaker 3: I'm just wondering, how am I not endorsing five hour years?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Are they not hearing this? Yeah, it's free publicity that

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Speaker 3: I'm giving them. They're not paying me for any of this. Meanwhile, Jose,

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Speaker 3: like drives by a business.

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Speaker 4: I endorse, will pay you thousands. So Jarry, check it

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Speaker 4: out a restaurant. They're like, you want to come back

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Speaker 4: for free? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Six thousand and five hour energies made me think is

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Speaker 3: this good for my health?

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Speaker 2: You know? It made me think we should get a

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Speaker 2: heart attack man. For the studio.

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Speaker 3: I googled how many five hour energies can you drink

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Speaker 3: in a day? They say two in a twenty four

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Speaker 3: hour span is the max. But even then you're at

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Speaker 3: high risk of suffering heart palpitations, strokes, seizures, and psychotic hallucinations.

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Speaker 3: AKA awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't seem concerns right now.

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Speaker 3: The neon dragon floating in the corner of the studio

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Speaker 3: agree with you.

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Speaker 2: They're saying two and twenty four hours, not to every

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Speaker 2: twenty four hours. Like that is a whole different stat

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Speaker 2: You realize.

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Speaker 3: That and you have five hours of energy, you don't

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Speaker 3: need to know math.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, the dragon keeps track of it for you.

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Speaker 3: Dragon loves me. But could you imagine if we combine

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Speaker 3: that with being electrocuted? No, what would that do for

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Speaker 3: your house?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, this show is going to kill you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, probably all of us drink five hour.

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Speaker 3: No, let's get into the shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: That's why they don't endorse you.

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Speaker 2: But oh yeah, I am actually concerned.

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Speaker 3: We know the bucket full of names are gonna draw

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Speaker 3: one out, and who counts? Ask a trivia question. If

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Speaker 3: you answer wrong, you're gonna get punished by getting shocked

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Speaker 3: while singing a song. So text into seventy five nine

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Speaker 3: two tell us which one you'd like to hear? Jose,

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Speaker 3: you're gonna draw a name out because you had the

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Speaker 3: shot collar last. Oh look at that shot Call company

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Speaker 3: wants to endorse.

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Speaker 1: Jose by the way, shot coo, right, slow down, all right,

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Speaker 1: who'd you get Jose?

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Speaker 4: Jose girlfriend freeze since all three.

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Speaker 3: I mean nineteen Oh yeah, Jose is going to put

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Speaker 3: on the shot collar while that happens, digital Jake, please

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Speaker 3: read us a shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 6: Today is National Drink Wine Day.

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Speaker 5: Oh, Okay, I know.

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Speaker 6: While Brook's teeth may be stained red due to her

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Speaker 6: expertise in this field, She's not going to be of

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Speaker 6: much assistance at the start because I'm invoking the short

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Speaker 6: term gift of gag. That means she can't say anything

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Speaker 3: Nothing at all.

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Speaker 4: Don't even try it.

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Speaker 3: Nothing.

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Speaker 2: Jose knows a lot about wine though.

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Speaker 6: Here's your question, Jose. Nowadays, when drinking veno, you may

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Speaker 6: have heard someone use the toast a drink to one's health.

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Speaker 4: But did you know.

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Speaker 6: This phrase actually traces back to ancient Greece. It had

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Speaker 6: a different intended meaning rather than just wishing someone health

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Speaker 6: the origin of the phrase a drink to one's health's health?

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Speaker 3: Grease could just finish off your wine jug while.

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Speaker 2: The dragon drinking in the corner.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you two have fun. What are you thinking?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, when I think of grease, so back in

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Speaker 1: the day, they thought a lot of stuff was healthy

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Speaker 1: that they didn't know because there was no research. Science

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Speaker 1: something that grease is known for which is they're olive oil.

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Speaker 4: They have lots of like olives and food.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if instead of like being able to afford

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Speaker 4: Of olive oil.

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Speaker 1: Like drink to your health because it's good for your

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Speaker 1: body drinking wine.

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Speaker 2: They're drinking wine. He said that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're still drinking wine. I liked what you were saying, though,

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Speaker 3: like doctors back then didn't know as much. Maybe they

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Speaker 3: thought heavy alcohol consumption was good for you.

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Speaker 7: I need.

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Speaker 3: They're like, you need to have your twelve glasses of

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Speaker 3: wine every hour in order.

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Speaker 2: To it does make me tired, and then I sleep

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Speaker 2: very good.

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Speaker 3: Which is right. So it's like to your health before

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, but I mean we still they say, like

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Speaker 1: one glass of red wine is good for you or

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Speaker 1: your heart.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, moderation alcohol, like the same instructions on the

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Speaker 2: five hour energy two bottles a day.

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Speaker 3: I mean, okay, maybe we should get the question one

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I told you that the phrase a drink to

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Speaker 6: one's health dated back to ancient Greece, and I asked

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Speaker 6: the look of my watch, it is now happy hours.

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Speaker 6: So we will remove the gift of gag from Brooks

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Speaker 6: so we can hear her pearls of wisdom. Tell me

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Speaker 6: what did it first mean when people in Greece said

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Speaker 6: a drink to one's health?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so hose hear me out on this one. This

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Speaker 2: is what I've been thinking. So I'm thinking ancient Greece.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking more of like odysty like big tragedies and

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Speaker 2: so they're all sitting around you just don't know if

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like a drink to your health. Hope you

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Speaker 2: make it through that glass of wine, because your enemy

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Speaker 1: In those plays, it was a lot of poisoning going on.

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Speaker 3: It was also really customary back in the day to

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Speaker 3: always drink to the health of the leaders, for like

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Speaker 3: or the general. That was always super important. It was

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Speaker 3: to zeus right, if you're cheersing to their health, you're

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Speaker 3: cheersing to the health of the entire country, or you.

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Speaker 2: Got another idea for you. We're talking gladiators right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Like it's a good luck tradition before you go.

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Speaker 2: It's like a break a leg type of situation like that.

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Speaker 2: It's like sarcastic, like good luck. Yeah, that's not gonna

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's what I should do before I drink a

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Speaker 3: five hour energy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's good.

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Speaker 4: So we've narrowed it down. Is it a cheers?

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna say it was cheers to hopefully

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Speaker 1: you didn't get poisoned.

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Speaker 6: When toasting with a glass in hand, you might have

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Speaker 6: heard someone say the phrase a drink to one's health,

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Speaker 3: Then had a slightly different meaning.

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Speaker 6: When a person would host a dinner in ancient Greece,

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Speaker 6: first glass, make a toast, a drink to one's health,

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Speaker 6: it had not been poisoned.

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Speaker 3: Right, all that drinking has actually paid off. Jake is

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Speaker 3: gonna get shocked. And somebody wanted to hear the song

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Speaker 3: Hot in Here by Nelly. It's getting hot in here,

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Speaker 3: getting so hot.

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Speaker 5: I want to take my.

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Speaker 8: Here now.

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Speaker 3: It's all of our health. That's a shock collar question

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I know Brooke and jose know this music. But Alexis,

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Speaker 3: do you know what movie? This is? From?

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Speaker 4: Star Wars?

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Speaker 9: Baby?

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Speaker 2: It kind of sounds like a bunch of robots would

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Speaker 3: Space No No Space, But it.

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Speaker 5: Is Jraassic Park.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we're just gonna stop. It's the famous film franchise

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Speaker 3: Back to the Future that is space rightly travel, but

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Speaker 3: it's with Michael J. Fox where he travels back in

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Speaker 2: I missed that one.

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Speaker 3: That's the whole plot of the movie to hook up. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he hates to get them to hook up.

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Speaker 4: Mom, he's cute.

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Speaker 3: Why am I playing this? Because there's a big announcement

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Speaker 3: that the CEO of DeLorean Motor Company is going to

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Speaker 3: be launching a comeback where they'll be making similar looking

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Speaker 3: Deloreans from the movie, but as all new electric vehicles.

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Speaker 2: You know, the glorios are the ones that with the

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Speaker 2: side doors that lift with the time travel machine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm just thinking, Brook you have to get one.

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Speaker 3: Could you imagine Brook Fox rolling into work, fire, shooting

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Speaker 3: out of her tires, blasting the go gos on the radio,

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Speaker 3: and then the snow side doors pop up? How much

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Speaker 3: respect would you get from the young kids at the station.

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Speaker 2: I just feel like the backseat would be filled with

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Speaker 2: cheerio my kids. And I don't know if it fits

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Speaker 3: You already have the nineteen eighties haircut. You gotta get

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Speaker 3: the nineteen a little to match.

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't love the eighties. My jam man, I'm a

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Speaker 2: nice got the bitchet, got the beat.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Look, if you want to get you the jam on

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Speaker 3: a brand new electric DeLorean, you can go to the

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Speaker 3: website Dolorian dot com and quote sign up for the future.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty sweet. I actually worked with the guy when

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Speaker 2: I first started in TV that had a DeLorean.

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Speaker 3: The eighties were a wild time.

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Speaker 2: No, this is on the two thousands. He had a

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Speaker 3: The idea is that as more and more automated cars

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Speaker 5: I don't really do.

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Speaker 3: If the self driving car stops, you stop. If they

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I even know what those are.

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Speaker 3: And if you don't know, it's not a bad thing.

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Speaker 3: There's a trend where young people are partying or tailgating

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's called a BORG, which stands for blackout Rage.

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Speaker 3: Gallon got it, Okay, it's basically just a lazy mixed

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Speaker 3: Election storys has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again the same time on Monday.

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I think I speak for everyone when I say love, ah,

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Speaker 3: But what if I told you the secret to dating

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Speaker 4: I'm shocked at this.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 3: It's marriage and family harmony?

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Speaker 4: Where's the boot coming from?

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Speaker 3: Where's the fun in? That's jock, that's according to a

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Speaker 3: new poll. And how do people even get to that

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Speaker 4: No idea.

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Speaker 3: I know some turn to dating apps and dating coaches.

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Speaker 4: Love cereal and I like so many cereals. Crazy about women.

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Speaker 2: Every cereal just sugar.

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Speaker 3: Like, well, each one says a little bit of different things.

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Speaker 2: The roof of my mouth too much. I was bleeding.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go like I'm hands down lucky charge second.

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Speaker 3: But you weren't allowed to have that in your house.

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Speaker 3: So let's find out what it's in. I'm cinnamon Toa's

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Speaker 3: and have no idea what they actually want out of

450
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 3: a relationship. He says, just like the fruity cereal mascots,

451
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:35,439
Speaker 3: you're a lot to handle, are very unstable and unpredictable, absolutely.

452
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Speaker 5: Positive.

453
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Speaker 3: The positives is it does make for a wild, exciting

454
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,159
Speaker 3: time whenever you go out and meet somebody, but you

455
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 3: tend to flame out fast and prefer to lily pad

456
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 3: through many different shallow relationships. Alexis, would you say this

457
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 3: is a fair assessment of your dating life?

458
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Speaker 2: Fortunately you don't.

459
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: She's like, yes, sometime I get married with kids, and

460
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Speaker 1: then you say the word marriage.

461
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Speaker 4: She's like, oh wait, if.

462
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 3: You like cinnamon toast crunch growing up, then you have

463
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,919
Speaker 3: quote a refined taste and it shows based on the

464
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Speaker 3: people that you're attracted to.

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Speaker 5: Is that what it means?

466
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Speaker 3: It says you don't mind being considered a trophy because

467
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 3: you want your sweetie to flaunt you all around town. Okay,

468
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 3: I'm just a trophy wife. I guess I'm down for it.

469
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 3: If you enjoyed sugary cereals, frosted flakes, honey smacks, golden.

470
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Speaker 2: Crisp, Okay, that's different.

471
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 3: Lucky Charms is later on this. He says, if you

472
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Speaker 3: like the sugary ones, then you're most likely a die hard,

473
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Speaker 3: hopeless romantic. You're religiously checking your horoscope along with your

474
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Speaker 3: partners and believe fate will bring you and your soulmate

475
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Speaker 3: together one day. But don't feel like you need to

476
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Speaker 3: put in any effort yourself. Okay, you rely on face

477
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Speaker 3: to do all the work for it.

478
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Speaker 2: That is so not me. I don't even believe in luck.

479
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Speaker 2: I think it's all choices.

480
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 3: We're talking about your favorite breakfast cereals that you liked

481
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Speaker 3: as a kid, and what it means about your dating style. Now,

482
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 3: according to a relationship therapist, if you liked marshmallow cereals, okay,

483
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 3: there's lucky charms. Yeah, then you're always focusing on the

484
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 3: green flags and ignoring the red flagship.

485
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Speaker 2: I have never seen a red flag life.

486
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're all about the honeymoon phase and focusing

487
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 3: on the sweet parts of a relationship. But make rash,

488
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 3: questionable decisions, especially in the bedroom that tend to get

489
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Speaker 3: you into trouble.

490
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Speaker 2: Wow, I mean who said troubles bad? That is very accurate,

491
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 2: that's right.

492
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

493
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Speaker 3: If you liked playing cereals, okay, this is rice Crispies,

494
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 3: regular Cheerios, raisin brand, this.

495
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Speaker 2: Is my husband.

496
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Speaker 3: He said. You like to keep things simple and direct.

497
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 3: You aren't very much fun to date. You do know

498
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 3: exactly what you want in a partner. You're probably the

499
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 3: first one to ask, what is this? Are we a

500
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 3: good match? Let's define the relationship? Man, and you understand

501
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 3: you won't be young forever. You're on a ticking clock

502
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 3: when it comes to love, so you're more willing to

503
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Speaker 3: settle for a partner that fits your criteria.

504
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Speaker 5: USand let's go settle or not. He's with me and

505
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Speaker 5: I love him.

506
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Speaker 3: I don't have time to get to all of them.

507
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Speaker 3: You said Captain Crunch, I will say I don't have

508
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 3: the full description, but Captain Crunch was known as the

509
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 3: captain of their relationship. They have to be in charge

510
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Speaker 3: of dating, Jose. It's your way or not anyone's way.

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Speaker 4: I don't think that's true. Really, I know you your girlfriend.

512
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 3: Oh whatever you say, Jose, you're right. And now, Brooke,

513
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 3: you're rethinking of feeding your children that all organic oat

514
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 3: brands Squares.

515
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 2: Gives okay with them being boring. He gives my life

516
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 2: more simple.

517
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 3: Jeffrey text into seven eight, five, nine to two, tell us,

518
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 3: was this true to your favorite cereal growing up? Does

519
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 3: it fit your dating personality?

520
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 2: Can we put the link in our instant stories too?

521
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll throw it up at Brooke and Jeffrey and

522
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 3: our Instra stories. Phone taps coming up.

523
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 8: Next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

524
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 3: Normally, if we ever get a phone tap request from

525
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 3: someone wanting to prank their X, it's not great news. Yeah,

526
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,439
Speaker 3: they're like, can you expose my cheater ex boyfriend for

527
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 3: being the biggest liar on earth and tell him his

528
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 3: mom sucks? And he's gonna die alone.

529
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: So they won't have a little fun.

530
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, we really get those requests though, literally hilarious baggage

531
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Speaker 1: to impact there.

532
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 3: But today we decided to actually do it. What because

533
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 3: this former couple actually gets along and they're raising a

534
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 3: sun together who's in elementary school. So we call the

535
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 3: dad posing as a substitute teacher and tell him a

536
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 3: weird incident happened in the classroom recently. You can hear

537
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 3: how daddy reacts in your phone tat right now. It's

538
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 3: on the twenties.

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00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is h Is this Nathan's dad?

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00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 10: This is Nathan's dad. Who is this?

541
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 7: Hey?

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00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: How's it going? I'm mister Paul. I'm the substitute teacher

543
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 1: this week for missus.

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00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 10: O'cle Okay, this is Joseph.

545
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know who you are.

546
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: That's why I called you.

547
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 4: Hey, I need to clarify something with you.

548
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: I had a little bit of a disagreement, little situation

549
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 1: with your son today in the classroom.

550
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 10: But what an argument?

551
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: Almost not quite, but it was very interesting and I

552
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: think it's important enough that you should know what was said.

553
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 10: What's it about?

554
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 3: Uh?

555
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 4: Well, I was.

556
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 1: Teaching the kids about the solar system and the planets,

557
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: and uh, little Nathan Bless his heart, he decided to

558
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: raise his hand and says, excuse me, mister Paul, Pluto

559
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: technically isn't a planet.

560
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 4: Why did you did you hear that?

561
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I don't I don't really appreciate the

562
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 10: you know, you're trying to imitate my son. First of all, Oh.

563
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: My apologies. It's more about the fact that he was incorrect.

564
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's why I'm calling. So, you know

565
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: it raised some eyebrows coming from a teacher.

566
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Speaker 10: Well, he wasn't incorrect. He's right, Pluto is not a planet.

567
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 4: Oh this is an issue at home.

568
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 10: No, it's not an issue. He was right, Pluto is

569
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 10: not a planet. I'm not sure why you had to

570
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 10: call my son out like in class, and.

571
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 4: You're funny, Wait a minute, are you imagining with me?

572
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: Because you're technically you're so called me out and I'm

573
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: the teacher.

574
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 4: So it's like, who's in the right.

575
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 10: Obviously me, Well he is right, you're wrong.

576
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Well he's in third grade and I'm a big

577
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: grown adult with a fully functioning developed brain. I feel

578
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: like me, being a substitute teacher, you should probably.

579
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 4: Maybe listen a little bit. I don't know.

580
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say this, and that came

581
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: out weird. I apologize.

582
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 10: I don't care if you're a substitute teacher or a

583
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 10: regular teacher. You're getting your facts wrong.

584
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 4: Okay, that's cute.

585
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 3: Listen.

586
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: I think we should do an at home experiment. When

587
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: Nathan comes back to the house. You too should go

588
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: onto a website called Google.

589
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you need to spell it for you.

590
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 10: I can stop right there. How did you even get

591
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 10: a job there? Huh? Well, do they just let anyone teach?

592
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,239
Speaker 4: I will have you know.

593
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 3: I have a lot of experience in the teaching field.

594
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: I have several degrees from face Book Marketplace and a

595
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: couple from.

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00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 10: Wish, Facebook marketplace. Really, yes, that's not what people learn,

597
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 10: and that's what people buy crap.

598
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 4: I beg to differ.

599
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: I actually get most of my facts from Facebook in general.

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00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 10: Well, well, that explains why you think Pluto is an

601
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 10: actual planet.

602
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, not only is Pluto a planet, if you

603
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: google it, you'll see Pluto's also the dog of bugs,

604
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: Bunny and Daffy Duck.

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00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 10: Oh my god, you are a moron. I mean, this

606
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 10: is not a good. Look at my son's school.

607
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're the one with disinformation, sir, so

608
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: I think we need it's misinformation, not disinformation.

609
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 4: Look, whatever you'd like to call it.

610
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 3: Let's just remember who the teacher is.

611
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,719
Speaker 1: And speaking of teachers, I think it's time we call

612
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: a meeting.

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00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 10: Oh, let's do it. I can't wait. Okay, you named

614
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 10: the time and place and I'll beat the crap.

615
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 3: At you tomorrow.

616
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 4: One pm.

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00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: PM stands for pacifier magnesium.

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Speaker 3: By the way, you.

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Speaker 10: Might want to rethink your career and.

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Speaker 4: Which one this one or uber eats? Yeah? I got

621
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 4: a lot of jobs.

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00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, uber eats. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

623
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and dollars and free food sometimes.

624
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 10: You know, really late, you're pitching me off, buddy, you

625
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 10: are pitching me off.

626
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 4: Okay, well you know who else is pissed off? It's

627
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 4: your ex wife, because she's the one who set you

628
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 4: up for this phone call.

629
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 10: My ex wife.

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Speaker 4: What Yeah, she agrees Pluto's a planet. We talked.

631
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 10: What wait, what is going on here?

632
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 4: No, let me explain, man.

633
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: Look, I'm Jose from the radiertow Brook and Jeffrey in

634
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: the morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.

635
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 10: Oh my god, are you Yeah, it's a joke. I mean,

636
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 10: my son was complaining about the teaching the other day,

637
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 10: but I didn't know she was put me up to this.

638
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, Aaron did set you up.

639
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: She said, you know, he's not really feeling all the

640
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: teachers this year.

641
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 4: So we figured, Hey.

642
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: Why don't we just call up and give some disinformation. Huh,

643
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: We'll just spread it all over Facebook.

644
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, you're the substitute teacher. You're the smart one.

645
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 4: Finally some respect. Thank you.

646
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 8: Wake up every morning with Fu taps weekday mornings on

647
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 8: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

648
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 3: I heard something the other day where having a little

649
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 3: bit of drama or mystery or danger even when you

650
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 3: first meet someone, isn't necessarily a bad thing. Oh okay,

651
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 3: Alexis's past two boyfriends who are both on the No

652
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 3: fly List.

653
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 4: I think one conversation starter.

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Speaker 3: Is that an aerosol can, liquid or gel and a

655
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 3: container over three ounces in your pocket and are just

656
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 3: happy to.

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00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 2: See what about?

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00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 11: Yeah.

659
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 3: Well, one of our listeners says she met a guy

660
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 3: the other night who almost got her arrested, and her

661
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 3: response to that, I need to date that man they're

662
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 3: gonna find out what happened in your second date update

663
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: right after this second date up date broke. How many

664
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 3: times have you been in a concert and thought, forget

665
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 3: the band, I want to get backstage with that secure

666
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 3: security guard to use that flash light.

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00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 2: I did have a security guard usher me into a

668
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 2: concert for free once. Yeah, he like, let me jump

669
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 2: in the van and go into the back. I guess

670
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: really pathetic in the parking lot because my boyfriend left

671
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 2: me there because he had a ticket and I did it.

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00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you just had to be yourself basically. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's what one of our listeners says happened to her

674
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Speaker 3: the other night. Her name is Claire, and apparently she

675
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Speaker 3: met a concert security guard. Claire, it's an honor and

676
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 3: a privilege to have you on this morning show.

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00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,479
Speaker 11: Welcome, Hi, good morning.

678
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 4: Have a van for you to hop in as well.

679
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 2: Every good security guard should have a van, you know.

680
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 3: Tell us about the security guard. Who is he?

681
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 11: And Kevin?

682
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: Okay, did you meet him at a concert or is

683
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 2: this just what he does for work?

684
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 11: He was working and I was at the concert.

685
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay. Did he catch your eye immediately or

686
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 3: how did that happen.

687
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 11: Well, he came up to me actually to ask me

688
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 11: to get off a chair that.

689
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 6: I was on.

690
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 3: I thought that was going to be some romantic line.

691
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 11: Yeah, no, but he did catch my eye. I thought

692
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 11: he was really cute. I was kind of tipsy and

693
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 11: probably being a little annoying, but I was like, you know,

694
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 11: he was like, this is a safety hazard. I was like,

695
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 11: I'm just trying to get a better view.

696
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 3: I'm sure, please, you're a safety hazard.

697
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 2: To lift you up so you could see. Is that

698
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 2: what you just said?

699
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 11: No, I should have that would have been good. I

700
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 11: was like, let me stand here so I can see.

701
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 3: To get down from the chair.

702
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

703
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 11: So he eventually brought me down, But I mean I

704
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 11: thought he was pretty cute, and so I actually like

705
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 11: took like a cocktail napkin and like wrote my number

706
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 11: down on it. Oh my god, and I like put

707
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 11: it in his shirt pocket and was like, if you

708
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 11: need to yell at me or like teach me any

709
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 11: more about concert safety later, Like.

710
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: I putting it in his shirt that's like a little

711
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: bit of like here you go.

712
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't believe he actually called you, because I

714
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 2: don't mean, like you're not cute or anything. How many

715
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 2: drunk people does he come across the.

716
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he reached out.

717
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 10: Yeah.

718
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 11: The next day, actually he texted me and we were

719
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 11: kind of laughing at it. I had saved him as

720
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 11: concert police in my phone. That's why I was like

721
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 11: callowing him all night.

722
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 2: Wait, you were drunk dialing him that night?

723
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 11: No, just like at the show. I was like, okay,

724
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 11: concert please.

725
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 3: It's your cute pet name for him?

726
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, I get it.

727
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 4: And what did he call you? Annoying short girl?

728
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 11: But you know, I apologize for whatever, being drunk and

729
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 11: how I acted. You know. We had a good laugh

730
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 11: about it and then the yeah, and so we eventually

731
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 11: like decided to meet it for dinner. I have like

732
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 11: an official date.

733
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, are you nervous?

734
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 5: Are you like?

735
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: Oh, is he going to be as cute as I remember?

736
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 11: I mean a little bit. You never know how it's

737
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 11: going to be after.

738
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: And it's like dark, the music's loud, you've been drinking.

739
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, So where did you guys end up going for

740
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 3: a date?

741
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 11: We got We got Italian, which is like my favorite

742
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 11: peral perfect.

743
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: What'd you think when you saw him?

744
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 11: Yeah? I still thought he was cute. But I was like, oh, well,

745
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 11: I wish you were wearing your security uniform because you

746
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 11: look so cute on it, Like you look good in that,

747
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 11: and I mean he laughed whatever, Like it was fine.

748
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 11: We had it. It was a good We started off, well.

749
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: You sound like a really good flirter, so at least

750
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: it sounds like you put the vibe out on your

751
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: end for sure.

752
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I try good. So we ended up like

753
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 11: we decided we just wanted to try a bunch of stuff,

754
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 11: so we just split a bunch of food on the menu,

755
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 11: which was fun and like yeah, and the food was good.

756
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 11: We were having a good time, like we were having fun.

757
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 3: It's an Italian restaurant. So did you try the lady

758
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 3: in the tramp move? Did you try to set it up?

759
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 11: At least we did it. We actually did not do that.

760
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got maybe the yeah, different things, but I mean,

761
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 2: besides the food, share the food, Like, what were some

762
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: of the highlights for you with him?

763
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 11: I don't know. We just stood round and he told

764
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 11: me about other drunk girls he's met at concerts. Made

765
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 11: me feel better about myself. I would not be worse.

766
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't make the top five. Worst Girls. So

767
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 3: we're in the car thinking yeah.

768
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 11: And it was going really well, but everything kind of

769
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 11: changed at the end when the bill came. Why so

770
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 11: Kevin noticed on it there were like some discrepancies, like

771
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 11: some stuff on the bill. It didn't seem right. Yeah,

772
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 11: we like slit a salad, but then they charged those

773
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 11: for two salads instead, So I mean it was justified.

774
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 11: Like he wasn't being like a total Karen, but you know,

775
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,240
Speaker 11: he has to talk to a manager and stuff about it.

776
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 4: I assume.

777
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 11: Yeah, so he had to go into the back and

778
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 11: like talk to someone, and it did take like a

779
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 11: little while, like it was, you know, good, like ten

780
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 11: or fifteen minutes or so.

781
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 5: That's kind of weird.

782
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 4: I feel like to beat somebody up now.

783
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 2: I mean, typically your server would just be like, oh

784
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 2: my god, I'm so sorry, let me change.

785
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 5: Yeah.

786
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, And so after that, like you just kind of

787
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 11: change for the rest of the night, he just kind

788
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 11: of fell off, like.

789
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 2: It ruined his whole night.

790
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 11: It kind of felt like it did, like he just

791
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 11: didn't seem the same. And then after that he hasn't

792
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 11: really been talking to me. At first. I was like,

793
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 11: maybe he just felt like that was a weird ending.

794
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 11: So he just wanted to give me a couple of

795
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,479
Speaker 11: days or he just felt weird about it. But that's

796
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 11: been like over a week, and so I'm like, was

797
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 11: there something else? Was there another issue? I just know about, Jeffrey.

798
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 2: You've been in a lot of back rooms at Italian restaurants.

799
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 2: What goes down back there?

800
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 3: Well, usually I'm paying extra for what.

801
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 2: Off menu?

802
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 4: Pinpoint the moment that.

803
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 2: Everything changed, right, But it doesn't sound like it's your fault.

804
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: Whatever it is exactly, I mean, awkward on a date. Yeah,

805
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 2: so maybe he just left him with a bad taste

806
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 2: and that's why he hasn't maybe yea that were there.

807
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 3: Any other weird moments from the date asides the bill, not.

808
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 11: That I can think of. Everything else was pretty normal.

809
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 11: You know, I was having fun. I didn't really clock

810
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 11: anything like. He didn't seem leird to me, but I

811
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 11: don't know. His mood just totally changed after the bill problem.

812
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Kevin for you,

813
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 3: and we're gonna try and get you a second date

814
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 3: up date right after this.

815
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 11: All right, Hey, awesome, thank you.

816
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 3: Whenever we do these calls and there's a problem with

817
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 3: the bill. Usually that's an issue over who should pay,

818
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 3: does the guy handle it, should the girl offer? Which

819
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 3: exit door? Should we dine and dash out of? Those

820
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 3: are the types of things that go through your mind.

821
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 3: But with Claire and her date, Kevin, they had a

822
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 3: different problem. They noticed that they were getting overcharged on

823
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 3: their bill, and that's why Kevin went to the back

824
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 3: to talk to a manager about it for a while.

825
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 3: A few minutes and while Claire thought that was totally justified,

826
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 3: kind of ruined his mood for the rest of the night.

827
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 3: And that could be he hasn't reached out yet for

828
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 3: another date.

829
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 2: Maybe he's mad that they didn't give him a free dessert.

830
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: I mean usually when they mess up the bill, you

831
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: get a free dessert.

832
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 4: He's well, yeah, you know what.

833
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Is that right, Claire? No, no free dessert

834
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 3: at the Italian Place?

835
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 11: No free dessert.

836
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: I hear the bottom of it.

837
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 4: We don't even need to call him.

838
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 3: Or maybe he found an even small or even more

839
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 3: obnoxious girl at another concert that he was doing security yet,

840
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 3: and that's his type. He wants his thumb.

841
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 2: Llina who has a stand on the tallest chair to

842
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 2: see anything yeah, I mean I feel you though. Concerts

843
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: suck for short people. Thank you.

844
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's got to be some sort of logical explanation

845
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,240
Speaker 3: for this. We're gonna call him right now. You're ready

846
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 3: to do this?

847
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm ready?

848
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.

849
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 10: Hello.

850
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 3: Hey is this Kevin? Oh?

851
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is sorry.

852
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 3: Did I catch you in the bathroom or something? It's

853
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 3: a little bit echoey.

854
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 10: Oh no, I was actually cooking something. But that's that's fine.

855
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 3: Interesting what you're cooking.

856
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 12: I'm making some pasta.

857
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 3: Why it's a nice morning pasta.

858
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 12: I love Italian It's the prep for work.

859
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 2: So you are so friendly. I don't know that we've

860
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 2: ever just launched into a full conversation with somebody.

861
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 3: I haven't even asked who we are yet. You know,

862
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 3: we're a.

863
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,760
Speaker 4: Radio I feel like he's gonnavite us over before.

864
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 3: Okay, we're doing a segment called a Second Date Update

865
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 3: where we're trying to help out one of our listeners.

866
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 3: You took out to actually an Italian place the other

867
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 3: night named Claire.

868
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 10: Claire rings a bell.

869
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, I think so.

870
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 2: Didn't you have a really nice night with her? Because

871
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 2: her descriptions sound like you guys really connected.

872
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 12: Well, if I'm not mistaking, this is a girl that

873
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 12: I met at the concert because I work as a

874
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 12: security at some concerts and I do.

875
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 3: Yees, yeah, that's right. It sounds like you're going out

876
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,879
Speaker 3: with a lot of different women if you can't tell

877
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 3: which is I'm not.

878
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 12: I'm not gonna lie.

879
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 10: I'm I'm single song dating.

880
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Claire's the one that kept calling you concert police

881
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: like apparently that was her, like funny nickname for you.

882
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 3: I mean, it is my job, okay. Well, our job

883
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 3: is to call people like you and try to figure

884
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 3: out why you're not going out with some of our listeners.

885
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 3: That's what Claire is wondering.

886
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 12: Well, okay, so if I'm not mistaken, I remember we

887
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,439
Speaker 12: went out to dinner. We went and then had it Tobby.

888
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 3: In and yeah, no, you don't have to run us

889
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 3: through the whole story. We've actually heard it before.

890
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

891
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 10: Oh perfect.

892
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 2: Then I think we just need the part where like

893
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 2: you're not calling her back anymore and she's confused because

894
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: it seems like you guys had a good connection.

895
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, I'm trying to reek up a little bit.

896
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Speaker 10: So I remember that when the bill came I went

897
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Speaker 10: to the backstock to the manager.

898
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 12: And then when I'm coming back, I see something weird.

899
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 12: You know how they put this olive oil kind of dishes.

900
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 3: There, Yeah, for your bread.

901
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 10: So she was.

902
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:08,280
Speaker 12: Putting her fingers inside the bowl and rubbing the olive

903
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 12: oil on.

904
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,439
Speaker 3: Her on her way.

905
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 12: Okay, so she was dipping her fingers in it and

906
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 12: then rubbing it against her shirt and then a little

907
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 12: bit on like on her belly.

908
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 2: And then wait are you talking about? You saw Claire

909
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 2: or just some random woman in the restaurant rubbing olive

910
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: oil all over herself.

911
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 10: I saw clear. I mean I thought it from a bar.

912
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 3: I saw from a.

913
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 2: Bar that would stained her shirt on worst.

914
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was going inside her ship.

915
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, the only thing I could see is

916
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 2: like if you have like dry skin with crack knuckles.

917
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,760
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Kevin, You're you're saying that a girl rubbing

918
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 3: oil all over herself is a bad thing, because I

919
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 3: think most guys would be into that.

920
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 10: I didn't think it was bad.

921
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 12: I thought it was weird. I don't know what she

922
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 12: thought that was going to happen afterwards. I don't know

923
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 12: if she thought that was like an upper dsiak or something.

924
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 3: No, why wouldn't you ask her if you think you saw.

925
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: That she deserves the right to explain.

926
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 10: May ask you, how do you bring that up to

927
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 10: a girl? You know, sit down and after? Why are

928
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 10: you rubbing oil by taking.

929
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 3: Your shirt off and being like a ply right here man?

930
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 4: Or you just going to kiss her neck and go?

931
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 13: Oh?

932
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 4: Is that a little bit of Islamic Vineagretta.

933
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 12: I didn't want to sound like a creep, because you

934
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 12: know how girls are always you.

935
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 4: Know that's true. Hey, I was watching you from across

936
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 4: the restaurant.

937
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, was that oil?

938
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 2: I think like, what were you doing with oil? Is

939
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 2: a fair.

940
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 3: Question, and I can understand if you were uncomfortable asking

941
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,760
Speaker 3: her in the moment, But now that it's been a while,

942
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 3: you can ask her over the phone because she's actually

943
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: been listening on the other line this entire time, wanting

944
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 3: to talk to you.

945
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 9: Yeah.

946
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 3: Period, Yeah, I'm possibly rubbing herself down. Claire you there?

947
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 11: Hi, Kevin?

948
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 3: Oh God, in all seriousness, I doubt she was even

949
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 3: doing that, but Claire, I don't.

950
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 2: Know, oil slip Claire over here?

951
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 3: Maybe? Yeah, Claire, what was going on?

952
00:43:59,120 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 10: Okay?

953
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 11: What was going on?

954
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 3: What were you?

955
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 10: Were you actually rubbing the oil.

956
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 11: First of all, I had no idea.

957
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 2: You saw that, so you do know what he's talking about.

958
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, please explain in very very what's a thing.

959
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 11: There's no say oil like you rub it on your

960
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 11: chest that helps keep everything perky, like I don't want

961
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 11: shaggy breast when I'm older. Like admittedly like it's a

962
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 11: TikTok hack I've adopted, but I would like it's a

963
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 11: big it gets the blood flog it keeps you moisturized.

964
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 3: Nets not like, don't you do that?

965
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 11: It's totally normal.

966
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 2: There you're at a restaurant, girl, You're not putting your

967
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,959
Speaker 2: hand down your bread in the oil before your feet.

968
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 11: It wasn't like I was pouring the bottle on me.

969
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 2: I just been lapping a little like Okay, I have

970
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: face all of oil before, but like it's from a

971
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 2: beauty brand, it's not I.

972
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 4: Don't meant for that.

973
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like refined. I would assume the different way

974
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 2: or release I pay as if it's refined to do.

975
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 3: If you're going to have to excuse Brook. This is

976
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 3: the part of the show where she tells our listeners

977
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 3: how to live their lives. So do you think.

978
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 2: It's normal for her to stick her hands out.

979
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 3: I don't know what's normal. People do their own things,

980
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 3: their own different ways. They tried beauty as they do

981
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 3: and don't work.

982
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 12: Can I ask a question now, yeah, yeah, of course

983
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 12: going there. I mean, now that you explained it, I

984
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 12: actually really like to And I'm fire for not calling

985
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 12: back out with me again on a second day.

986
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 2: She said, perky, And now the guy's.

987
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, Claire, did this whole experience change your mind

988
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 3: with him not communicating with you earlier?

989
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 11: I mean maybe, yeah, a little, like I thought we

990
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 11: were having a good time. I'm an open person, obviously.

991
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 3: Like obviously, yeah.

992
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 11: I would have talked to him about it if he

993
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 11: had asked me about a moment, like, I'm not embarrassed

994
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 11: about it, but now I think it's a little weird

995
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 11: he's coming around.

996
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 2: Come on, Claire, if the tables were turned and you

997
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 2: you're walking to the table and you see some dude

998
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 2: putting oil on his body, you would be a little

999
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 2: man we use butter Okay.

1000
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 11: I would have said something though, like he didn't do that,

1001
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 11: Like I would have confronted. I would have asked a question.

1002
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 2: I can see that.

1003
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 11: I can see that I wouldn't just stopped communicating.

1004
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 12: It was the first state, and I don't know if

1005
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 12: you would have been okay with that or not. So

1006
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 12: now I know maybe on a second date we could Oh.

1007
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 3: Oh he wants to be the one to apply the

1008
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 3: oil onto you.

1009
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 6: He oh?

1010
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 12: Is that?

1011
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 2: What is that? The meaning you too?

1012
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm visualizing right now.

1013
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 11: It's getting weird. You're making it weird. It's says olive oil.

1014
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 11: It's TikTok hak Okay.

1015
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 4: All right.

1016
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 3: Well, at this point, Claire, Kevin has already said yes

1017
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 3: to another date. He's apologize for not being more communicative.

1018
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: And third, you don't even have to pay for this

1019
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 3: next one because it's on us.

1020
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 7: Oh, I mean I can get from the visuals. I

1021
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 7: get that it was kind of weird and how some

1022
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 7: people might not want to approach that. Yeah, I'll give

1023
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 7: you a second chance.

1024
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 11: Let's an Italian.

1025
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 5: Then, I don't know.

1026
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 3: He did say that there's a lot of concert girls,

1027
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 3: so you just got to get in line first, Claire,

1028
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 3: if you warm yourself up, you can slide faster to

1029
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 3: the front of the line.

1030
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 4: He's not tackling you.

1031
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 8: Then brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1032
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 3: And that usually never happens where even before I offer

1033
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 3: to pay for the date, the guy is jumping in

1034
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 3: ready to go out.

1035
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right.

1036
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 2: It was almost like a light bulb went off in

1037
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,479
Speaker 2: his head and he's like, what am I thinking? Because

1038
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: you're grubbing oil on her body to make it perky.

1039
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 3: I can't those two words in combination, oil and perky

1040
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 3: put together. That's an instant like, yes, it makes me

1041
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 3: oily and perky.

1042
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:50,479
Speaker 2: I just hope that nobody ate any more bread. It's

1043
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 2: just so unsanitary.

1044
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, from the same container. They change him out

1045
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 3: in between people.

1046
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 2: Right, feel like her day had been like eating bread

1047
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 2: and dipping it with the crumbs on our body.

1048
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 3: I was curious, is my codes are going to be

1049
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 3: adopting that beauty hat coming up here? No not you broke,

1050
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 3: I don't care about you.

1051
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 4: Motor oil, I'll rub it everywhere this.

1052
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 2: Same I feel like he's just going to come to

1053
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 2: her greasy.

1054
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 3: I'm glad we were able to get him to go out.

1055
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 4: There we go, and.

1056
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 3: Remember you want to get greasy and perky. Try listening

1057
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 3: to our second date updates. That'll do the trick. You

1058
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 3: can find all of them up on our podcast. Wherever

1059
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 3: you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey.

1060
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1061
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 3: All right, it's almost done, so I think it's time

1062
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 3: I officially announced I'm writing a book.

1063
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 2: I've never heard that before.

1064
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 3: It all I mean trying to keep it on the

1065
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 3: down low. It's it's an autobiography about my life, and

1066
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 3: I'm nervous to tell you guys about it because I

1067
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 3: don't want to be like super judged for it.

1068
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 2: Like chapter two when I had to enroll in a

1069
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 2: private school.

1070
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 3: It's a real life look at my past and it

1071
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 3: covers everything from present day all the way back to

1072
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 3: my difficult upbringing in the suburbs of an elpscale, wealthy

1073
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 3: Los Angeles neighborhood.

1074
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 2: What was difficult about that?

1075
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 3: Nobody's had it rougher than me.

1076
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like I've not Your parents are caring,

1077
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 2: loving people.

1078
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 3: I will say that Chapter three is titled wearing polo

1079
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 3: while playing polo. Shirt wasn't even.

1080
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: Fitted so custom fitted it was that was a hard

1081
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 2: time water polo or.

1082
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 3: You guys, You guys, I'm gonna cry. You guys are

1083
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 3: bringing up that memory.

1084
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 2: I guess you're teasing it so well. I can't wait

1085
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 2: to read it.

1086
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 3: But then things get real dark in chapter eight. Oh,

1087
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 3: it's titled I Only drink Fiji Water. In Fiji.

1088
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 2: You got a theme for these times?

1089
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 3: I defire our fourth housekeeper. She tried to feed me

1090
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 3: af withaina one.

1091
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 4: She doesn't know the pH balance. You need your body.

1092
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 3: I'm hoping that maybe this will be turned into some

1093
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 3: sort of musical one days, and maybe that musical will

1094
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 3: feature the song that you're about to hear in my

1095
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 3: brand new song of the Week. It's the start of

1096
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 3: Jeffrey the Musical. Right after this, it is time for

1097
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 3: my song of the week. Are you dooey? I'm doing

1098
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 3: my song. I just said that.

1099
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 2: You just came in here addressed in a full Scooby

1100
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 2: doo outfit.

1101
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because if you listen to our show, you

1102
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 3: know we do a lot of statistics and surveys about cute,

1103
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 3: cuddly pets.

1104
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you're a doll I see.

1105
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 3: For example, on Valentine's Day, there was a survey that asked,

1106
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 3: would you rather cuddle your significant other or cuddle your doll?

1107
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 4: More people said doll.

1108
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 2: My guess is my husband actually took that survey as well.

1109
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 4: It's fine.

1110
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.

1111
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 3: More people said they'd rather have a romantic dinner with

1112
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 3: their dog and even kiss their dog over their partners.

1113
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 2: Are you dressed as a dog to try to get

1114
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 2: some kisses?

1115
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:20,280
Speaker 3: That anything for myself? The microphone? But I'm wondering why

1116
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 3: do we treat dogs better than we treat people? Because look,

1117
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,839
Speaker 3: I get it, dogs are cute and super attentive, while

1118
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 3: you're significant others over their whining and smelling bad and

1119
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 3: doesn't use nearly enough tongue. So yeah, you love on

1120
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 3: your pup, But maybe, just maybe, are you being a

1121
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: little bit selfish? Have you ever wondered does your dog

1122
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 3: want to be treated like a human or do they

1123
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 3: just want to be a dog? Like I know, they're

1124
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 3: sure they want to be taken care of, but deep

1125
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 3: down in their DNA, under that pampered fur, they're still wild.

1126
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,760
Speaker 3: Well you're away at work, they're strutting around on the house,

1127
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 3: lifting their leg up saying, yeah, this is my turk,

1128
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:12,479
Speaker 3: that's my squeaky toy, that's my fire hydrant. This week

1129
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 3: we celebrate National Love Your Pet Day, so I wanted

1130
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 3: to give a shout out to all the dogs out

1131
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 3: there and give them a special song that they can

1132
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 3: sing to help release their inner beasts.

1133
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 2: The more Jeff talks, the more the Scooby doo head

1134
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 2: that's over the top of his head is falling down

1135
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 2: over his eyes.

1136
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 3: But I'm doing this for the dogs, and that's why

1137
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 3: instead of singing Doctor Dre and Snoop Dogg's old school ahead,

1138
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 3: nothing but a g thing, it's young Jeffreys, nothing but

1139
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:48,280
Speaker 3: a flea things and girls. That's right, all my dogs

1140
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 3: out there, this is for you my point.

1141
00:52:49,760 --> 00:53:07,720
Speaker 9: When I'm ready points.

1142
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: One, two, three, and to the foe, take me for

1143
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 3: a walk, and I'm gonna use the doggy dope. Ready

1144
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 3: to leave a dookie, So bag it up now, I'm

1145
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 3: gonna own about to prick that up. There we a

1146
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 3: bone in the dirt. I use my paws like a shovel,

1147
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 3: healing the itch upon my cheek. I'll be scratching my muscle.

1148
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,720
Speaker 3: Ain't nothing but the blee thing, bag and coat thicker

1149
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 3: than a country grave, and staying loyal to the ones

1150
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 3: who raise man. I'm seven button doggy years. I'm able

1151
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 3: at the dog part making new friends. If y'all a

1152
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,919
Speaker 3: cane nines, then I'm a cave ten from a young

1153
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 3: pup's perspective. If I see you're throwing a stick, then

1154
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go and try to fect shit. Yeah, I'm

1155
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 3: the alpha of the family plan. You don't understand. I

1156
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 3: chase away any windowless vans. And if a stranger ever

1157
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 3: wanted to a proper ain't we got to sign up

1158
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,919
Speaker 3: on the fence and says beware of me because I'm

1159
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 3: braver than Bauhill and Scooby Dow. I'm more loyal than

1160
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 3: Lasty and Snoopy too. And if a feeling like it

1161
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 3: ain't patting meat enough, I'm gonna get up in your

1162
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 3: face and be like what though, I want it for life?

1163
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 3: Gapping like Giftdanna, I'm like gapping like yipping like Yahdana.

1164
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 4: I'm like yipping like yapping like Gift Danner.

1165
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 3: Rub my belly like the lamp from a Laddin.

1166
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 13: Snipping, then I'm sipping there on sniff fin, I put

1167
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 13: my nose in a butt and I'm gonna keep zipping. Yeah,

1168
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 13: I say, roll over and pil wet. I'll do all

1169
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 13: of the tricks that'll make your nose wet. No competition.

1170
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 13: I'm the best in show. I'll make more puppies than

1171
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 13: Perdita and Pongo hung a big couch.

1172
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 3: Better watch out where you sit.

1173
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 13: Your leg's my everest because baby, I'm mounting it, just

1174
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 13: giving you affection. Tongue is plexing, looking on your throat,

1175
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 13: a couple of coats in your soap.

1176
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 3: It's true. I'm obsessed with you.

1177
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 13: If you leave me for a minute, I whip for

1178
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 13: and woos like giffing, like yapping like gift mana. I'm

1179
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 13: like yapping, like jipping like yaf bana.

1180
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 4: I'm like yep.

1181
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 3: I can't chase my tail on no mod he's just

1182
00:54:47,880 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 3: shit next to my water bone, laying down on the

1183
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 3: grass like a labrador gangster breeze. See my owner walking

1184
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 3: out with a whole bag of donkey trees. It's some

1185
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 3: baggingest trips of bacon. That's a faking me. The bacon

1186
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,720
Speaker 3: might be faking, but it's tasting good. You see first

1187
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 3: name written on my collar, looking cute getting to shananigains

1188
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,720
Speaker 3: like my name was mamitute, hopping to the car, rolling

1189
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 3: down the street to the mother, puffing pet.

1190
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 4: Smart yo, straight what up?

1191
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:21,720
Speaker 2: Dog?

1192
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 3: I got a new chewtaw water tug. It's got a

1193
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:30,399
Speaker 3: little squeak, dang buck. Yeah, my Tayla bee waggons squirrel just.

1194
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 13: Go to chowl on a boil of you Ana Chaser,

1195
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 13: turn this ball even more than Serena jump on top

1196
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 13: of the bed because you know I'm down to snuggle.

1197
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 3: Puppy eyes out.

1198
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 13: If I ever get in trouble, cart a pair of

1199
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 13: pants up into a jock scrap, you call me Michael

1200
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 13: Phelps from the way my tongue laps. And if you

1201
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 13: need a hug from a pug, I can be it.

1202
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 13: And if you got some homework, baby, show me and

1203
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 13: I'll eat it. Can't a dog you get a scratch?

1204
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 11: Now?

1205
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 13: While I'm sat down walking to the TSA like, can't

1206
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 13: I get a pat down?

1207
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 9: Here?

1208
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 13: Tonge's gonna flyp marking my spot as we walk round

1209
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 13: the do wind up your pause, big applause for the

1210
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 13: alpha dogs here to defend my best friend. Got me

1211
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 13: barking like hold my leash. No other pooch doing it better.

1212
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 4: And if it's cold out.

1213
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 3: Don't put me in a sweater.

1214
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 13: Like yipping like Gavin like gif Brenna, it's like Gavin

1215
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 13: like yipping like yeah, Bena, I'm like yep.

1216
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 3: The male man's afraid of me. Got more bark than

1217
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 3: a Sequoiet street.

1218
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 5: Right home and hug. My dog.

1219
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 2: Thinks she is very successful with that mailman situation. You know,

1220
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 2: she march the mail that comes and leaves.

1221
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 4: And you think that you run the house.

1222
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 3: But no, the dog is the king or the queen

1223
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 3: of that household. Scrub yeah, until the distraction comes along.

1224
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 3: But text it seven five nine. You tell us what

1225
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 3: you thought about the song of the week.

1226
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,919
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I play it for your dog.

1227
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1228
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 3: We're gonna post that video up so that you can

1229
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 3: play it wherever you want to find it on our TikTok,

1230
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 3: on Instagram, on YouTube at broken Jeffrey Maybe dog yeah,

1231
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 3: dog dog.

1232
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 2: Maybe you can like stitch a reaction of your dog

1233
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 2: listening to.

1234
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 3: Sewalk dogging. That's your song of the.

1235
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 8: Week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1236
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 3: The text into sevent eighty five nine too says you're

1237
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 3: not gonna believe this, but as I was playing your

1238
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 3: song on my Alexa, my dog started scooting his butt

1239
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 3: across the floor. Where can I send you the video?

1240
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 2: That's not the song? I don't know, so I try

1241
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 2: to get something off.

1242
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 3: I'm interested to send it to a Brook and Jeffrey,

1243
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 3: whatever platform you're on. But if you don't know what

1244
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 3: we're talking about, instead of singing Doctor Dray and Snoop

1245
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:49,479
Speaker 3: Dogg's hit song Nothing but a g Thing, I sang

1246
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 3: my own version called nothing but a Flea Thing for

1247
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 3: all the papperinos out there, because this Sunday is National

1248
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 3: Love your Pet Day and I'm hoping to help them

1249
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 3: let out there in her beasts.

1250
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 2: You know, we texted valid question. From now on, would

1251
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 2: you rather be called doctor j or Snoop jeff I

1252
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 2: mean it is Jeff with two f's.

1253
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I guess people really don't like young Jeffrey anymore. Okay,

1254
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 3: but if you miss the song, if you want to

1255
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 3: hear it again, or you want to share it with

1256
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 3: a fellow pooch pal, I'm sure to go hit up

1257
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 3: our socials Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube, TikTok, Facebook, Instagram,

1258
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 3: all the places Brook and Jeffrey and.

1259
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 2: Tag your pets Insta so we can see it. Yeah, yeah,

1260
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 2: tager pets inside.

1261
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 3: Unless they have more followers than me. They probably do,

1262
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 3: but it makes me feel bad.

1263
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey.

1264
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 14: In the morning, we've had a little bit of a

1265
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 14: trend lately of first time players, and we have another

1266
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 14: one this morning, Tisha from Spanaway, who has never played

1267
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 14: Win Brooks Bucks before.

1268
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 3: Tanisha, welcome to the show.

1269
00:58:59,200 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 11: Thank you.

1270
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 2: Have you ever played anything on the radio? Who you

1271
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 2: ever been on the radio before.

1272
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 15: I've been on the radio once, never play try, but

1273
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 15: I haven't got serious. So today is my lucky day.

1274
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right? Are you nervous?

1275
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 15: Very good?

1276
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 2: That's just the way I like it.

1277
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: When you said first time player, I thought you were

1278
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: talking about like the dating game.

1279
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 2: First time high class player.

1280
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 3: Tanisha is a good person. She apparently is an administrative

1281
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 3: assistant for Domino's and gives opportunities to young people, the.

1282
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 4: Opposite of a player. That's a good person.

1283
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 3: How young are we talking here, Tanisha.

1284
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 15: It starts at sixteen?

1285
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 3: Ohah, good, Well I know four year old to work.

1286
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think he could work the ovens

1287
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 2: pretty soon.

1288
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 11: He's I do have filing that Beddy can do for sure.

1289
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Organizational skills are questionable.

1290
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe in a few years, we're gonna send brook

1291
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 3: out of the studio. While that happens, Tanisha, you know

1292
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,959
Speaker 3: the game's played. You got thirty seconds on the clock

1293
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 3: to answers many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1294
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 3: you can say pass. But you do have to beat

1295
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 3: Brooke out right to win. Are you ready?

1296
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 8: Yes?

1297
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 3: All right, here we go. Your time starts now. Paris

1298
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 3: Hilton celebrates a birthday today. Is she in her thirties

1299
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 3: or forties?

1300
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 15: Forties?

1301
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 3: The term mano amano translates to what in English manning

1302
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 3: is man? On the TV show Sesame Street, who is

1303
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 3: the color yellow Bert or Ernie Bert? How many colors

1304
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 3: are there on a Rubik's cube?

1305
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 11: Fine?

1306
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 3: What Italian cheese is made from Buffalo's milk? The Boston

1307
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 3: Red Sox were said to be cursed for eighty six

1308
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 3: years because they traded what player.

1309
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 15: A good one?

1310
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 4: I meant it right?

1311
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean not wrong, but technically technically yeah, let's

1312
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 3: ring Brook back into the studio. Tanisha, our producer, was

1313
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 3: saying that when he asked you, you couldn't come up

1314
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 3: with an interesting fact about yourself, but then you thought

1315
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 3: of one, Oh, yayo, what.

1316
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 2: Is it here for it?

1317
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 15: So I was eight months pregnant with my first child,

1318
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 15: and I was an athlete all my life, and so

1319
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 15: I played four games of horse with my sister and

1320
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 15: the kid's dad, and I beat him each time.

1321
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love that.

1322
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 2: Eight months pregnant, yes, basketball belly and in her hands.

1323
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 4: That's awesome.

1324
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 3: Oh I bet you never let him live that down.

1325
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,919
Speaker 2: Did you name the kid horse? No?

1326
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 15: But I definitely talk about it all the time.

1327
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 3: Okay, good, she's.

1328
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 4: Like, I only got his name is Hall?

1329
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1330
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 3: All right, Brook, your turn, you're ready?

1331
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 9: Ready?

1332
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Paris Hilton celebrates a birthday today.

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Speaker 3: Is she in her thirties or forties?

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Speaker 2: Forties?

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Speaker 3: The term mono amano translates to what.

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Speaker 2: In English me to you on.

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Speaker 3: The TV show Sesame Street? Who is the color yellow? Bert?

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Speaker 3: Or Ernie?

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Speaker 9: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Ernie?

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Speaker 3: How many colors are there on a Rubik's cube?

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Speaker 11: Five?

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Speaker 3: What Italian cheese is made from Buffalo's milk?

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Speaker 2: Mozzarella?

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Speaker 3: The Boston Red Sox were said to be cursed for

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Speaker 3: eighty six years because they traded what player? All right,

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Speaker 3: I got those answers in time to head on over

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Speaker 3: to the scoreboard. Se Yeah you did with jose ever

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Speaker 3: sena grown man naked?

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Speaker 2: I think we.

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Speaker 3: Confirm she has Yeah, she closed her eyes.

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Speaker 4: That was funnier than you got too correct today?

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Speaker 2: Got that for a first time for Today show?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty good?

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Speaker 2: ANDOK, yeah, I've got the.

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Speaker 4: Same amount of questions in there. You got three?

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Speaker 11: Heck time bru.

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Speaker 3: All right, well let's go over the answers here. Paris

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Speaker 3: Hilton celebrates the birthday today. She's in her forties.

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Speaker 4: I feel like she's always going to be twenty five. Yeah, timeless.

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Speaker 3: The term mono and mono translates to hand in hand.

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Speaker 3: Oh is hand.

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Speaker 13: That's interesting.

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Speaker 2: I knew it'd be the same word, but I couldn't

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Speaker 2: figure out what the word.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was like Manda man yea on

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Speaker 3: the TV show Sesame's between Bert and Ernie. Burt is

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Speaker 3: the color yellow. There are six colors on a Rubik's cube.

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Speaker 3: It's a cube with six sides. And the Italian cheese

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Speaker 3: made from Buffalo's milk. That's mozzarella and the Boston Red

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Speaker 3: Sox were said to be Kurts for eighty six years

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Speaker 3: after they traded away Babe Ruth.

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Speaker 4: Fun fat.

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Speaker 6: He was traded for the rights to a play No

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Speaker 6: no no nete. Straight up, it was Babe Ruth for

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Speaker 6: the rights to a stage production.

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Speaker 4: That's an awful trade.

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Speaker 3: Sounds worth it to me.

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Speaker 2: I would love it if the sports world started trading

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Speaker 2: like things, money trading.

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Speaker 4: Hamilton.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a nice deal. That's the money.

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Speaker 2: Maker, I take it.

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Speaker 3: I don't think Hamilton would take that anyway. We'll be

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Speaker 3: back to play windbrooks Bock same time on Monday

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.