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Speaker 1: Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Well, Elvis Duran in the morning Show. I have a

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Speaker 2: question for single guys, which you don't have any Well,

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Speaker 2: Andrew and Josh? Yeah, where's Josh? Is he here?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, and and Andrew, Josh, are you guys here? And

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Speaker 2: I read the weirdest thing this weekend? One in eight

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Speaker 2: guys always carries a condom to a funeral.

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Speaker 3: Capitalize on emotional vulnerability. That's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: One in four guys always takes a condom to a reunion.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: I get that. I get Yeah. So my question is this,

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Speaker 2: who is his condoms on them?

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Speaker 3: I feel like you should as a responsible dating single fella.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well I don't know because I've I've never

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Speaker 2: they're all having sex. Mate, When you were single, did

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Speaker 2: you always have a condom with you? Not? Always? Would

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Speaker 2: you make sure you had a condom if you were

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Speaker 2: going to a funeral? That would be the last thing

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Speaker 2: I would be. So what I'm getting from What are

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Speaker 2: you getting from this? Danielle? If a guy always insist

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Speaker 2: on taking a condom to a funeral.

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Speaker 1: He thinks he's going to get some anywhere he goes

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Speaker 1: like that's a good place to meet single women or

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Speaker 1: people who are crying.

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Speaker 2: And need Yeah, vulnerable, they're vulnerable, and Barney accorney to him.

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Speaker 1: But you know those guys who have it in their

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Speaker 1: wallet for so long that there's the little outline the

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Speaker 1: indentation of the condomcc.

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Speaker 2: A condom in your wallet. I mean it's been years,

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Speaker 2: but I used when I was single, I would go

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Speaker 2: out regularly and I would have that single that same condom. Well,

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Speaker 2: it never got used, and it had My question is

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Speaker 2: this for those of you who take condoms to funerals.

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Speaker 2: I mean you're like, oh, I have to go back

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Speaker 2: in the house and get my condom.

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Speaker 3: Like what is the rest of your life?

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Speaker 2: Like yeah, right, I'm just wondering. Like it's like, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I honestly, I could see Josh doing it.

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Speaker 1: I could see it.

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Speaker 2: Where is he? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We're wrong, Maybe we're missing something. Maybe it is a

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Speaker 1: good place to meet someone.

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Speaker 3: Fond of trauma.

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Speaker 2: I think that is it. I mean we have heard

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Speaker 2: stories from our listeners, Danielle Gandhi who said they scored

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Speaker 2: at funerals.

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Speaker 3: I bet, I'm sure it happens. Plenty. I can see

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Speaker 3: exactly how it happens too, it's just to prepare for

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Speaker 3: it is.

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Speaker 2: Something else right now.

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Speaker 1: I mean somebody tried to set me up with their

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Speaker 1: son at a funeral and we wound up going on

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Speaker 1: one day. Didn't work, but she we found out about

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Speaker 1: each other at someone's funeral.

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Speaker 2: There you go, we're a wedding. You go to someone's wedding.

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Speaker 2: You know there's drinking going on. Oh for sure.

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Speaker 3: Weddings yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you always want to sit at the single table

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Speaker 1: with your condom.

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Speaker 2: Huh sure, sure, I'm gonna miss him. He was a

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Speaker 2: nice guy. What do you think of him? Oh, he's

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Speaker 2: nice shoes. So you want to have sex. Sure, let's

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Speaker 2: go say goodbye, a final farewell, and let's go do

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Speaker 2: it in the car. How about the back of the hearse?

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Speaker 2: Oh I guess sure?

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Speaker 1: How her behind the headstone when we get to the funeral.

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Speaker 2: Headstone different, there's much better pickup lines. Well, I brought

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Speaker 2: a condom if you want to take a ride, you

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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Sure you want to call him great?

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Speaker 1: You sound like Betty Boop.

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Speaker 2: Mister Beal's something about him. Funerals that make me hearty

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Speaker 2: you know he's not the only thing stiff at this funeral.

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Speaker 3: That is a better line, though I got.

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Speaker 2: Would Oh what's this crawl at the coffin with it?

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Speaker 1: Come on? Now?

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Speaker 2: I just don't know. I don't know. I think it's

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Speaker 2: kind of I like it. You know what I missed

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Speaker 2: the days when I was single? Like it? Go to

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Speaker 2: funerals and score.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bring your condoms, as guys, were you weirded out?

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Speaker 3: Would you be weirded out if a girl had a

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Speaker 3: condom on her if she was carrying it?

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Speaker 2: No? Good, no, no, no, no, I think I'm ready

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Speaker 2: to go anyway, do you guys ever? Like, just keep

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Speaker 2: them on and wear them.

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Speaker 1: Just in case.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how it's days on? But do you

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Speaker 2: know if anybody they pulled their pasts down? The condoms

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Speaker 2: already on?

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Speaker 3: There's an episode of Dave about this great show.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Wait, wouldn't it they'll like fly? Like

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Speaker 1: if you had it on ahead of time, then when

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Speaker 1: stuff started happening, wouldn't it going like fly?

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Speaker 3: I don't take out nice.

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Speaker 2: I've never tried. All right, let me know, let me

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Speaker 2: know your thoughts. You can text us if you wanted

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Speaker 2: fifty five one hundred we move on.

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Speaker 3: Danielle