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Speaker 2: the curiosities of the world. On a very fun, delightful

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Speaker 2: and exciting episode of Bananas Podcast, your World of Head.

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Speaker 1: Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt

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Speaker 1: Brown Older, Hi'm.

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Speaker 2: Banan Boy number two Scotty Landas. Thank you for listening

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Speaker 2: to this little podcast. Over was coming to you live

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Speaker 2: to tape from four different places, but.

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Speaker 1: You know where's We'll all be in one place.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: May eighth, Chicago at the Den Theater. Guys, this was

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Speaker 1: So now we're just doing this delightful Bananas Podcast. May eighth, Chicago,

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Speaker 1: Our guest today is a comedian. You've seen her as

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Speaker 1: to her religiously on her SVU podcast That's Messed Up,

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Speaker 1: and you could watch her brand new comedy special on

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Speaker 1: Netflix right now. Night Owl, Please welcome the wonderful, the

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Speaker 1: infamous Lisa Tragger.

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Speaker 2: True Wow, thank you.

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Speaker 3: What an intro. We're all company men. You know it's fun.

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Speaker 2: We're siblings under the same umbrella. The umbrella exactly right, Lisa.

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Speaker 3: And bananas are my favorite fruit.

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Speaker 5: And you know what, I was just thinking, have you

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Speaker 2: We have not yet.

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Speaker 3: No, that's like a good idea, I would think.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that. We should do that.

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Speaker 1: I just I just found out today on Instagram that

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Speaker 2: Oh greatly good. What club were you in? Were you

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Speaker 3: I was at the Village Underground. It was at the cellar.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, those in the bigger room. I still wanted the bricks,

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Speaker 2: They and so when they're filming before and they go,

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Speaker 3: We did the opposite. We bullied a woman.

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Speaker 5: I make fun of women with straight across bangs, and

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Speaker 2: So good, that's I.

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Speaker 3: Guess I hired some shady editors.

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Speaker 2: That's so much better. It's real.

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Speaker 3: It's so wild. It's just so transparent too. But yeah,

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Speaker 5: And now what people on flights questioned me, I have

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Speaker 1: It was only up for like six months, but it

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Speaker 2: Did you see that movie?

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Speaker 3: Not yet? I know it's not who I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 5: You know the Russian, I'll understand it. But I just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 2: There's an irony in there. But the reason I bring

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Speaker 2: And what you may know about Anora if you haven't

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Speaker 1: The first forty five minutes are so horny and so many.

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Speaker 3: Did you get hard?

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Speaker 1: I was watching great question. No, it just looked like

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Speaker 1: I was just like, I can't why why is this

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Speaker 2: Right nine am, nine am morning flight. So many breasts,

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Speaker 2: just nine sex scenes in a row, and thirty five minutes.

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Speaker 3: Maybe, well, maybe I'll watch the Suitor that I thought.

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Speaker 5: I watched Challengers on a Flight, which yess, but it's

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Speaker 1: One hundred percent. Just I watched Challenges on a Flight too,

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Speaker 1: Well, what's really interesting is I do think there's something

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. Speaking of horny, Jonathan Stainton sent this in.

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Speaker 2: Jonathan sends a lot of great stories. Thank you so much. Unapologetic,

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Speaker 2: Jessica Simpson vows to keep drinking snake sperm forever. There

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Speaker 2: If you want a good vocal, you got to drink

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Speaker 2: Hey here we go. This is when you know they're

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Speaker 1: Oh that's why this is even a newspiece. This is

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Speaker 2: That's right, So PRT.

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Speaker 2: No, mine sounds exactly the same right now. When I just.

444
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Speaker 5: Why you would do a sperm of a different air,

445
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 5: I just like people are sick.

446
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 3: I'm so mad.

447
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,679
Speaker 1: Well, you've you heard about speaking of this? Have you

448
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,719
Speaker 1: heard about getting injections of salmon sperm?

449
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 2: No?

450
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 1: I have you? Have you have? I?

451
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 3: Have you've heard about all the sperm? Yeah?

452
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: The people be getting injections of salm and sperm into

453
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 1: their face to keep their face looking young, young and fresh.

454
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 1: I mean, what can't salmon sperm do? Right, guys?

455
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,160
Speaker 5: I mean I guess I eat salmon eggs. I eat

456
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 5: little fucking you know, I eat those little balls. So

457
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 5: it's like, well, I guess the sperm is just as sick.

458
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 5: I like slipping them down, So I guess it shouldn't

459
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 5: be so judgmental. But you know which one really upsets me.

460
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,679
Speaker 5: It's like they take blood out of you and then

461
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 5: inject it back into your face.

462
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 1: The vampire treatment.

463
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 5: I'm just not pain, not into pain or drinking sperm.

464
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 5: But I also don't have, Like I guess, tiny pores

465
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 5: are an incredible vocal.

466
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 2: So oh, that's what you want, and the incredible vocals.

467
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 2: That's a good name for a band. What's up, Oliver,

468
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 2: Tiny pores and the incredible vocal? Uh all? Jessica Simpson

469
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 2: so again walking in the airport, which is like TMZ's,

470
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 2: it's a PR stunt for sure. She She was asked

471
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Speaker 2: if she would be officially endorsing the Chinese product and

472
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 2: the Employee of the Months star joked, what year did

473
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Speaker 2: Employee of the Month come out? I mean, like two

474
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 2: thousand and five, two thousand and two.

475
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: It must have been just like a twenty year old,

476
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: twenty three year old joke.

477
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 2: That's a cool reference, she joked. Well, I can't even

478
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 2: read the bottle, so I don't know how good I

479
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 2: would be for some infomercial. Okay, relatable, weird thing to say. However,

480
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 2: Simpson isn't ruling out hawking her own snake sperm brand.

481
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 2: One day. Maybe I'll make my own, she teased. Maybe, sure,

482
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 2: I should make my own. What a good sport she's

483
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 2: always been.

484
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: She's I had my brother used to live in Thailand.

485
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: He lived in Bangkok, and I visited him when I

486
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: was in my twenties and bought some It was a

487
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: Chinese liquor that had a snake in it. I brought

488
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Speaker 1: it to your house, do you remember that, Scottie? Of course,

489
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: brought it to your house for a party, and then

490
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: like we popped it open and started drinking. But it

491
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Speaker 1: was a full dead snake, just dipped in like brandy

492
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: or something, and you could like see it, it was

493
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Speaker 1: in there, and then we were all like taking shots

494
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 1: of it, and it was it was upset. It was

495
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 1: upsettingly disgusting.

496
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 2: It was disgusting, made your mouth a little numb, yu,

497
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 2: but it was gross. There was no benefit to it.

498
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,400
Speaker 1: There was no benefit to it. We were also already drunk.

499
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 2: We were already so drunk we couldn't have felt the difference.

500
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 2: But I remember the smell specifically, and I don't need

501
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 2: to go back for more. But no, what do I know?

502
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 3: What do they like? Do they like the numbing like

503
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 3: or is it just the thing to like sell to

504
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 3: white people.

505
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's supposed to be like

506
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: about virility. That's what I that's what I have come

507
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: to understand that that's those snake drinks are about virility

508
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: in some way.

509
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: And what does that word mean for the people I know?

510
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, for like you getting big boners, that's okay, that's.

511
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: It's a strong sex drive.

512
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it all goes back down to being horny. I guess.

513
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: Also, snake is a weird one to get your horny.

514
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 5: No, that's like it's a sexy animal, unfortunate is it

515
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 5: a yeah like Britney spears as, it's like Medusa, you know.

516
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: M hm, sex mythological.

517
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 5: Well that's the old thing. The men, I mean, they're

518
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 5: also rape bee but sorry, I.

519
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 3: Just can't stop.

520
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 5: The men would leave her alone. But it's because she

521
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 5: was so hot, even with her snakehead. That's like the

522
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,719
Speaker 5: whole point. I just did a show. Not to brag,

523
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 5: but I have to perform and hold to chinchillas while

524
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 5: I performed.

525
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: Well, I don't even can't even imagine what that looks

526
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: like a little bit bigger than a like a hamster.

527
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:42,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but so soft. I held one and then

528
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 5: it started nibbling me, so they had to give me

529
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 5: another one. And then everyone got to pick an animal

530
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 5: to perform with, and one girl was holding two steaks.

531
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Speaker 1: Was this just a local show in New York City

532
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn?

533
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I Williamsburg, I.

534
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 1: Want to do that. I'm moving Do you know I'm

535
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: moving back? I'm moving back east when July first base?

536
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 3: Wow, summer? Okay, this is exciting.

537
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, get the armadillos ready, this guy's happening. What was?

538
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 3: What was? Why?

539
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 2: Oh?

540
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: Just a whole bunch of reasons. We can talk about

541
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: them all.

542
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

543
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, sorry sorry sorry.

544
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'll be moving back to Jersey.

545
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: Baby.

546
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 3: Okay, great, great, great?

547
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 5: Ye wait yeah this show. There's a parrot, a tortoise,

548
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 5: a dove, two snakes, some other weird lizard, a beard,

549
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 5: and dragon and then the chinchillas.

550
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is why I want to why I

551
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 1: want to say New York City again.

552
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 3: No, my friend held the beard a dragon.

553
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 5: They don't move like my sister worked at a school

554
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 5: where the kindergarten class had a bearded dragon that like

555
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 5: would lounge around while the teacher taught. The chinchillas were moving.

556
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 3: It was hard.

557
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 5: I had to do a shelf and they're kind of

558
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 5: like running and you got to keep them safe make

559
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 5: sure they don't fall.

560
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 3: But they're climbing, they're moving is awesome.

561
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're definitely of it around, so you have to

562
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 5: be really present.

563
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 3: Well.

564
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 5: They kept being like make sure you don't just do

565
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 5: your bits, like an acknowledge of the animal. I'm like,

566
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 5: what psychopath would come on and ignore that they have

567
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 5: like a snake on them, But.

568
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: Whatever, I probably would do.

569
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 2: When you're a kid, like up until god, what is

570
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 2: the threshold age, It might be like twenty two, up

571
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 2: until you're twenty two. You're walking around, you see somebody

572
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 2: on the boardwalk, you see somebody at a carnival and

573
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 2: they're holding giant snake, and you think that's cool. Now

574
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 2: I ride I'd a picture with that and then you

575
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 2: turn twenty two and you go, who does this? Who

576
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: makes this decision to carry a six foot snake in public?

577
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 2: And it becomes a big part maybe their entire personality,

578
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,959
Speaker 2: not just a big part of it. There is a

579
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 2: crossroads where you go, I'm an adult now, I would

580
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: not do that, and I don't understand why this person

581
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: is doing that. I'm going to keep my distance from

582
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 2: the person, not the snake.

583
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 5: No reptile lovers need to be watched trusted.

584
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: What about amphibians? What about like?

585
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 2: See?

586
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: That's the thing is I.

587
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 3: Think except beard and dragons are cool.

588
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: But so I think we're months away from having a snake.

589
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 5: And she's not that trustworthy if a big honest she's

590
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 5: spilling those secrets.

591
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: And you know it it is true.

592
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 3: What kind of snake does she want?

593
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I think she'll probably want the biggest snake

594
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: she can get.

595
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, how does it feel to have a snake? Girl?

596
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: I kind of like it. I really do like it.

597
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: It's it's like unique and nerdy in a very cool way.

598
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: I think, Uh so I support it. I don't want

599
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: to buy the things that the snake has to eat.

600
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. That's brutal because that's

601
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: just constantly buying mice to put in the cage. I remember,

602
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: I think I had a snake once. I at least

603
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: had something that ate mice for a little while at least,

604
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: and buying them to feed to the snake is always

605
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: a bummers like.

606
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 2: I would say, so, but good news, curve ball python

607
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 2: in the wild lives up to ten years. So ten

608
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 2: years this is you can get it. Suit.

609
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm not taking care of it after she goes to college,

610
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna tease us into a into our

611
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: thumbs ups.

612
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: Okay.

613
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 5: I just had like a whole vision of you, like

614
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 5: you know, all of it goes off to college, and

615
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 5: then you take the snake to some forest preserve, river,

616
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 5: just throw it into the wild.

617
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: Yes, let it go live. What could go wrong?

618
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: So do you remember do you remember Scottie? Back in

619
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, we covered a story about a pub that

620
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: banned these two specific emuses in Australia. Of course, so

621
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: the EMUs have returned and they've brought reinforcements with them.

622
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: Great, great, okay, thumbs ups. Viva aka Treasure Chest is

623
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 2: thumbing up her burlesque troop New Moon Cabaret. They are

624
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 2: Santa Fe's only karaoke burlesque troop, and they sing and perform,

625
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: and I mean we gotta go.

626
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm never I didn't even know it was possible

627
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: to have a troop for burlesque. This is fantastic.

628
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 2: I think they're great. Viva says she's making her dreams

629
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 2: come true at age sixty two with a bunch of amazing.

630
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: Pop Hell yeah, hell yes.

631
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: So if you live, if you're a ban animal near Santa

632
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 2: Fe and you like people almost getting naked and singing, boy,

633
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 2: the New Moon Cabaret will top the charts. Grouchy Eric

634
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 2: wants to thumb his brother Kevin way up. Kevin is

635
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty days sober, dry as a bone,

636
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: and committed to continuing. That's good, right on. Similarly, Laura Kelly, maybe,

637
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 2: Lara Kelly, I'm sorry about that. It's la r R.

638
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: How would y'all say that, Lara, Laura? Laura Kelly wants

639
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: to thumb her partner Griffin up for doing a dry

640
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 2: three sixty five. He went alcohol free from birthday to birthday,

641
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: and Laura is so proud of you for sticking to it.

642
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: This is a sweet one. We don't usually do birthdays

643
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: or anniversaries, Lisa, but sometimes you just got to. Mostly

644
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: the names of these parents. Lara Johnson wants to thumb

645
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 2: up her parents, Barbara and Willie for fifty years of marriage.

646
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: They're lovely, supportive parents who are always willing to help

647
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: grandkids or grand dogs. I mean, I had to do it.

648
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: Oh, don't do.

649
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 2: It, Barbara and Willie fifty years.

650
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: Come on, Babs and Wills.

651
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: Slick Willy and Babs. Last, but not least, a Violet

652
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: Toller wants to thumb up her amazing mom, Carrie, who

653
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 2: opened up a brick and mortar cafe in the Dallas

654
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 2: Fort Worth area after two years of very hard work.

655
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 2: The cafe is called Clove Cafe, and Violet says it

656
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: is amazing to watch her mom accomplish her dreams. So

657
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: to all the Dallas Fort Worth ban animals, and there

658
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 2: actually are quite a few. That's a very big listenership

659
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: for us. Go to Clove Cafe, get some coffees, get

660
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: your cappuccino on, get some bake goods, and if you

661
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 2: see Carrie, tell her the Banana boys sent you. Oh hell,

662
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: thumbs up to you.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up. And of course we are here with the

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Speaker 1: delightful piece of trigger. You can go watch her Netflix

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Speaker 1: special right now on Netflix. Then it's definitely on Netflix

666
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Speaker 1: Night Owl Hiles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Me.

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Speaker 2: And Survival the Thickest on Netflix. Yeah that's Streamer. You're

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Speaker 2: the queen of Netflix.

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Speaker 5: Well yeah, Mi, Shelby Choe's the number one queen. Try

671
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Speaker 5: to chase that because she I need to host some

672
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 5: sort She hosts a barbecue show. Nicole Buyer hosts a

673
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Speaker 5: pastry you know, a baking show.

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Speaker 2: She does.

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00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 5: Oh, I need to get in there. I need to

676
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Speaker 5: host some sort of a food show on that network.

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Speaker 2: What do you think?

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00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 5: And then I give you the running. Maybe a sandwich show.

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00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 5: I really love sandwiches. Maybe a sandwich competition. What are

680
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 5: you doing up and now? Like a little dentist.

681
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kurt has a rising standing desk and at some

682
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 2: point after the thumbs up, he gets up on his

683
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 2: feet stretches those stems a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah for the seventh in inc stretch, I get up here,

685
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Speaker 1: move it about a little bit. I think a sandwich

686
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Speaker 1: show is such a good idea.

687
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Speaker 3: Should I pitch it? Should a sandwich show?

688
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Speaker 5: Because it's endless, it's endless, how many sandwiches you can make.

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Speaker 1: I think it really is endless.

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Speaker 5: And now people are switching breads. People now are like

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Speaker 5: fried pickles thinly sliced.

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Speaker 3: Me using that for bread and stuff. People are really

693
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Speaker 3: losing their bites.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think maybe sandwiches one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: ways of gaining sustenance. I love a sandwich.

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Speaker 3: Any type of day.

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00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 5: It works for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, nighttime, anytime, mm hmm.

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00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 5: And it could be small and cob packs or you know,

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Speaker 5: Scooby doo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, one of the one of the things

701
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Speaker 1: I'm very much looking forward to on the East Coast

702
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: is getting back to a breakfast sandwich. Breakfast sandwiches for

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Speaker 1: some reason. Do you remember Scotty when I when we

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Speaker 1: were in Denver and I tried to order a bacon,

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Speaker 1: egg and cheese on a roll. The guy they could

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Speaker 1: not understand that I didn't want to omelet. They couldn't.

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Speaker 1: It couldn't could. I was like, you like it, like

708
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,919
Speaker 1: imagine an omelet, but it's all separated, it's on a roll.

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Speaker 1: That's how it is.

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00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 2: Sandwich for him. And then they blew it. They didn't

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Speaker 2: even do it right.

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Speaker 1: They made it made maybe an oblet and put it

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Speaker 1: in between the.

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Speaker 2: Seed. At which Manhattan bodega's crank out like bacon, egg

715
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Speaker 2: and cheese sandwiches on English muffins or on rolls. Is

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Speaker 2: it is lightning fast like crazy when they have those

717
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Speaker 2: five dudes lined up and they're like, what do you have?

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Speaker 2: And you just say, like egg and cheese on a roll.

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Speaker 2: It will be there in thirty seconds. I don't know

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Speaker 2: how they've mastered it, but it's uh, it is a

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Speaker 2: lost art form. It's lost on the West coast.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I wish my guy would speed at the

723
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Speaker 3: fuck up.

724
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Speaker 2: But you got takes, you got chinchillas on your shoulders.

725
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Speaker 2: He wants to spend some time with you. I am.

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Speaker 5: There's one spot by me and they do an egg

727
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Speaker 5: and cheese on fresh baked hollow with a locky inside.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, that's they call that making it heavy out here

729
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 2: when they put like a a lotchy on there or

730
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Speaker 2: any type of hash brown, and boy, it adds some

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Speaker 2: free taste, delightful.

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Speaker 3: Crutch because I don't like meat on my breakfast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The only meat I like is pork roll and

734
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Speaker 1: you can only get.

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Speaker 2: It in Jersey, baby, not damn not damn.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Kelly Glenn. Folks, Thank you Kelly.

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Speaker 2: Great job Kelly Glenn.

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Speaker 1: H This was in just what is it just called news?

739
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Speaker 1: It's sorry, It's ABC dot net dot AU. Title is

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Speaker 1: outback pub EMUs rediscovered after being banned from Yaraka Hotel.

741
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Speaker 1: This is written by Chris Calcino Chris Best of Abyz Paris.

742
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:29,280
Speaker 1: Celebrity EMUs that vanished after being banned from an outback

743
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Speaker 1: pub for bad behavior have been rediscovered and they have multiplied.

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Speaker 1: Raka is a small red dirt town with a population

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Speaker 1: of about twenty two and a half a population of

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Speaker 1: about twenty. I thought there's a comma. I thought there

747
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: were going to be more zeros after that. No population

748
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Speaker 1: of twenty people. Plenty two and a half hours south

749
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Speaker 1: of long Reach in Queensland. It has a church, police station,

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Speaker 1: caravan park, school and a pub that shot to international

751
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: fame in twenty twenty due to its hardline stance against

752
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: two strange visitors. The Iaco Hotel was forced to barricade

753
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Speaker 1: the pub entrance in order to keep Kevin and Carol

754
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: the EMUs out after they developed a taste for tap

755
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: room hospitality. The emu's had been targeting tourists and pinching food, drinks,

756
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: and car keys and leaving behind a general trail of devastation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but now they're back by with me, I must skip ahead.

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00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 2: Gees are interesting. If an EMO stole your keys, especially

759
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: if you're a tourist, like of your rental car and

760
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 2: ran away, that one great story. I would be thrilled

761
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 2: for that to happen. Yeah. Two, that's tough. That's not easy.

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Speaker 2: If they're you're because you're gonna be around those twenty

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Speaker 2: people for a long.

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Speaker 1: Time, missus.

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Speaker 5: Miss They look evil though, Like I wonder if there's

766
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Speaker 5: even like a well behaved EMU out in the world.

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Speaker 1: They look at all. I don't think they're from the devil.

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Speaker 3: That beak is from the devil. Those eyes soulless.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that movie, The Witch, the Anna Taylor Joy movie

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Speaker 2: that kind of broke her had a ram. It had

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Speaker 2: a black ram on the cover and the poster. It

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Speaker 2: could have been an EMU so easily if an EMU

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Speaker 2: had walked in the barn, same scare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, EMUs look like for those of you who are

775
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: trying to picture it, kind of like an evil Ostrich

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00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: that's kind of what it looks like. Yes, they got

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00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: bad eyes, they got red eyes and little beady pupils,

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Speaker 1: and uh deal with the dark beaks, Yeah they do.

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00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Pureton's I'm really into Puritan Quaker fucked up.

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Speaker 2: You haven't seen that, mate?

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00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 5: No, but this Anya Taylor Joy? Where does she have time?

782
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 5: She's in everything? Pop it from set a set. I

783
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 5: can't even believe it. No, I don't like this. I

784
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 5: gotta see this. I gotta see this.

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Speaker 2: It's very good. But just the whole time. Picture that

786
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Speaker 2: black ram is an emu and just have a nice time.

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Speaker 5: I know this Eggers guy, though he seems like a problem.

788
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 5: I saw Us Faratu and I could. I think it's

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00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 5: probably the top five horse movies I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: Then well you might hate the Witch then oh but

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00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 2: if you like kind of gothic car, maybe old loved Witch.

792
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 5: Well, I like a gothic car. But can you move

793
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 5: a little faster? Like it's just like so slow?

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00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: So here can I tell you why ban an emu? Guys? Yeah,

796
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Speaker 1: a full grown adult emu can weigh up to sixty kilograms,

797
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: which equates to roughly the same poundage as one hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty well fed pigeons. That's a great measurement. I

799
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Speaker 1: want everything in well fed pigeons. If you consider the

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Speaker 1: kind of mess one pigeon can make, it stands to

801
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Speaker 1: reason that the droppings caused by one well fed EMU

802
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Speaker 1: would be something akin to bombardment. Leanne burn says it

803
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: was the black back end blitz krieg that pushed I mean,

804
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Speaker 1: this is best in the biz writing. Yeah, that pushed

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Speaker 1: Kevin and Carroll beyond the realm of cheeky punters and

806
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 1: into full blown public nuisance territory. Miss Burne is known

807
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: around town as the Iroka Mother of Dragons, a reference

808
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: to the Denaris tar garyan character from Game of Thrones

809
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: who hatched three dragon eggs. Kevin and Carol were inside

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00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: two of nine eggs that were given to Miss burn

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Speaker 1: after some blokes discovered in emu nest while pushing scrub.

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00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: I love that this is how this is reporting.

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00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 3: I just don't know if this is real or im

814
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 3: It's just like, what the fuck.

815
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: She wrapped the eggs in an electric blanket and they

816
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: all hatched, but only Kevin and Carroll survived to adulthood.

817
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: They love cuddles. Miss burn says, oh h. The Iraqi

818
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: EMUs achieved notoriety for their confidence around humans and now

819
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: even feature on a range of tourist merchandise. Unfortunately, the

820
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: trouble making tendency came back to bite them when a

821
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: band from their beloved watering hole they handled it. They

822
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 1: used to try and get up the stairs and stuff.

823
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: But they did put a chain across the there to

824
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Speaker 1: stop them. It doesn't stop all the people from coming through.

825
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: So here's the thing, this is why they're back. They're back,

826
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: and one of them has four baby chicks. Okay, and

827
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: they're also brother and sister, so we'll leave that alone.

828
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: That's said.

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Speaker 2: It's like the Lanisters. That's fine.

830
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Speaker 1: This is also Yeah, there's a lot of there's a

831
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Speaker 1: lot of tourists and locals would still love Kevin and

832
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 1: Carroll to come back to the township for a sticky beak.

833
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 3: What a sticky beak must be a.

834
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Speaker 1: Treat, right, A sticky beak must be a treat.

835
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Speaker 2: We'll look it up. It's an educational podcast.

836
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Speaker 3: I thought it would be like a drink, like a

837
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 3: sticky beat.

838
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 2: It's an inquisitive or prying person. It's somebody who gets

839
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 2: into other people's affairs. I don't mean to be a

840
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 2: sticky beak, but when is he going to leave the

841
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 2: dictionary example.

842
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: Oh Man doesn't explain this come back to township for

843
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: a sticky beak even though the pub band is set

844
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Speaker 1: in stone.

845
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 5: Oh well, but animals don't understand bands exactly.

846
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: That's that's what I mean.

847
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 3: Like, why what is happening? It's like news, but just

848
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 3: a folks story.

849
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: No, no, So what basically they did is they put

850
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: up like this emu thing in the front of the pub,

851
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: so you had to like open it and close it

852
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: behind you. It was like some sort of gate measurement,

853
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: like a dog parks thing. Yeah, that kind of thing

854
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 1: to keep EMUs out.

855
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 5: What I wish I remember what kind of monkey it was.

856
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 5: But because Mateo Late is famous and I was with him,

857
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 5: we got a backstage up like tour of the San

858
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 5: Diego Zoo, we got to put on oh beyond. I

859
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 5: mean they offered a five hour he only took the

860
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 5: two hour. I've never been more upset.

861
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 3: But that's oreat.

862
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: I can't handle the five hour tour. Come on, guy,

863
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: come on.

864
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 5: But there was one monkey where we had to go

865
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 5: through three metal gates.

866
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 3: Like that to get to it. I'm like, oh my.

867
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 5: God, and then they would move their little eyebrows to

868
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 5: make it be like I see you, but don't get closer.

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Speaker 3: I learned a lot.

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Speaker 5: Wait, while you were talking, I have a thing that

871
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 5: i'd like to bring up to the Banana boys, unless

872
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 5: you have more to talk about the No, no, obviously,

873
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 5: I'm pissed about the EMUs story, okay, because it's not crazy.

874
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 3: It's like these emos are misbehaving, which is normal.

875
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 5: They misbehave, so we put out our fans and then

876
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 5: they came back because they feel safe.

877
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. There, it is nice. There, it is easy.

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00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 3: Okay. So this is the thing.

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00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 5: Pick two to defend you the others attack you. The

880
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 5: goal is to survive one hour. Okay, Well, i'll show

881
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 5: it to you after I read it.

882
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 2: So two kurts. Okay.

883
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 5: It's fifty hawks, ten crocodiles, three brown bears, fifteen wolves,

884
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 5: one hunter with a rifle, seven buffalo, ten thousand rats,

885
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 5: five gorillas or four lions. And again it's pick two

886
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 5: to defend you. The others attack you. You gotta survive

887
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 5: one hour.

888
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I'm going to take the hunter and the gorillas.

889
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: You're to defend you. Yes, you're going to take the

890
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: hunter and the gorillas to defend you.

891
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 2: If there is a hunter with a gun attacking you,

892
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 2: he will shoot you immediately and kill you.

893
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 3: Well, what if you take the ten thousand rats and

894
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 3: they overpower the man and then you take the gun.

895
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, then I'm laughing myself to death. That's a problem.

896
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I have to take the ten

897
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: thousand rats because there's you can't there's no defense against

898
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: ten thousand rats. There's just too many of them. But

899
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: the question is whether they can work together.

900
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 4: What if you may throw one piece of cheese very

901
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 4: far that might buy you take me, No way, not

902
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 4: ten minutes.

903
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: You'd have to have a five pound hunk of cheese,

904
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 1: those barb wheels. I'm choosing ten thousand rats and five gorillas.

905
00:45:55,960 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: Gorillas are crazy, strong, powerful, and then but we have

906
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: to choose who we were up against.

907
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 3: Then I'm you're up against all of the rest.

908
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: We're up against all the rest.

909
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 3: You're up against all the rest.

910
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm definitely going five gorillas and ten thousand rats.

911
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I've thought about this a lot, but

912
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 5: I'm taking the hawks. I'm taking fifty hawks ten thousand rats.

913
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: Because the hawks can get away in the air and

914
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: nothing else can.

915
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because they're gonna claw my fucking eyes out.

916
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 2: I don't know, have you seen swatting planes? So you

917
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 2: get five of them, they're gonna be swatting those things

918
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 2: out of the air, no problem.

919
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 5: I don't trust them to not get Like Sillier Morny too,

920
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 5: that's fun.

921
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 2: The hawks of the rats is interesting because they go

922
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 2: low and they go high. They're like going at the

923
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 2: ankles and they're attacking, and then the hawks are coming

924
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 2: in from above. Also, the hawks could carry the rats

925
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 2: and drop them on the hunter's head. Yeah, that's funny.

926
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 2: I laugh for myself to death, damn it.

927
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,919
Speaker 1: Regardless of how this turns out, Scotty's laughing himself.

928
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: To Yeah it does. Has Ai figured this out for us?

929
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 2: Is there? Oh?

930
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 5: I'm anti Ai? I haven't all turned off in any way?

931
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 5: I'm anti Who.

932
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: Isn't I've turned mine off? I turned mine off on

933
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: my phone and it's still read. It's still giving me

934
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: summaries of my text. And when you get summaries of

935
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: your text, it's it's so gross because it's like it

936
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: just is like here's the information, your little bitch. You like,

937
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: it's so aggressive and it's just like it's it's like

938
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 1: you're like, why is my friend being such a prick,

939
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 1: And then you realize, oh, that's just the AI summarizing

940
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: what their points are or whatever.

941
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, it's truly crazy. Also, a text is sort

942
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 2: of a summary of a normal conversation. Yeah, so we're

943
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,760
Speaker 2: summarizing summaries now, pretty and I guess emojis or even sure.

944
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 5: Okay, it comes from this place of like the people

945
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 5: who think logic means void of emotion, like you could

946
00:47:56,239 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 5: only be logical without any humanity, right, is anti human

947
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 5: to these people.

948
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: Right yeah, where it's essentially how we make all our

949
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: decisions or emotionally right yeah damn yeah, all right.

950
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 2: It's the rats are the X factor. We can all

951
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 2: agree the rats are the scales because that if it

952
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 2: wasn't a thousand.

953
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 5: Ten thousand is insane. They're not even like making it

954
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 5: a fair thing. You got to pick the ten thousand rats.

955
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: That's a parking lot of rats. I feel like a

956
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: small parking lot of rats.

957
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 5: Because I bet the lion would run the other way.

958
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 5: They're busy, like, oh well, it says there everyone's attacking.

959
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 3: You don't really have a choice.

960
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm always gonna pick number. I'm gonna pick small thing

961
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: number because it's difficult to kill a lot of small things.

962
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's like a bug's life. That's the lesson.

963
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 3: That is a.

964
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 1: Lesson of the bugs.

965
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 2: The bugs life the main lesson. It's hard to kill

966
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,240
Speaker 2: a lot of small things.

967
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: That's the main thing. Disney was like, what's the takeaway?

968
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: It's hard to kill small things.

969
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of killing small things. Last, but not least,

970
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 2: Georgia Marie Grove sent this in thank you, Georgia Marie Grove.

971
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: That's a nice name. Danish couple flees Sweden eco retreat

972
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 2: and leaves behind one hundred and fifty eight barrels of

973
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 2: human waste.

974
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

975
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 2: This was on ndtv dot Com. It's written by that

976
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 2: swing in ndtv dot com news team. The Danish chef couple,

977
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 2: known for their environmentally friendly retreats called stead Sands, have

978
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 2: reportedly fled to Guatemala amid a probe for tax by

979
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: tax authorities. Fleminghnsen and Meddi Hellbake also left one hundred

980
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 2: and fifty eight barrels of human waste and sewage that

981
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 2: are now seeping into a nearby forest. Let's go get

982
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 2: these guys into problem.

983
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 1: They just made a whole bunch of money off quote

984
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: unquote eco tourism and then left this behind.

985
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 2: Oh go get them, get in there, automolas ship them back.

986
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 2: Hansen and hell Bak claimed that they felt the call

987
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 2: of the wild when they established their supposedly eco friendly

988
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 2: resort stead Sands in Holland, southern Sweden. The couple previously

989
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,919
Speaker 2: operated a popular rooftop bar in Copenhagen. I could see

990
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 2: the connection. Reviewers and influencers praised stad Sands, consisting of

991
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 2: sixteen wooden houses with nature views, calling it enchanting, luxury

992
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 2: and magical. Woo ooh, nothing more magical than one hundred

993
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 2: and fifty eight barrels of sewage nearby, That is magic.

994
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 2: Then the Stedsands were declared bankrupt in March. The pair

995
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,760
Speaker 2: allegedly registered as foreign residents prior to Christmas. The couples

996
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 2: under investigation for leaving a trail of financial and in

997
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 2: environmental catastrophe after their sudden departure just months ago after

998
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 2: leaving Copenhagen, where they owed millions of kroner in Danish

999
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 2: tax to Danish tax authorities. The pair moved to Sweden

1000
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 2: and founded Steedson. So these guys are con artists as well,

1001
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 2: we're saying. Following the establishment of stead since Hanson and

1002
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 2: Helbeck began accruing debt to Swedish tax authorities, which reportedly

1003
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 2: reached six million some things as.

1004
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 3: Not six million, six million.

1005
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 2: No, I know. God. They have now since opened a

1006
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 2: second hotel in Guatemala. Here they go again.

1007
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 5: It down just reminding me of a Kurt and I

1008
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 5: did a festival in Vegas and the bankrupted a family

1009
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 5: and it was their second failed.

1010
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a great time though, we had the

1011
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 3: best time.

1012
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 2: We had heard. They treated you guys right, They.

1013
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: Really treated us right. We had a very good But.

1014
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 5: I think they ended up because after the Hawaii failed

1015
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 5: festival It's a movie with her parents, and then after

1016
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,240
Speaker 5: this failed festival, I don't know what was next.

1017
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wish them the best because they

1018
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: gave me two of the best festivals I've ever been to.

1019
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 2: There was a photo of so many common Lisa, were

1020
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 2: you on the Hawaii festival? Did you go to that?

1021
00:51:58,719 --> 00:51:58,919
Speaker 3: Oh?

1022
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 2: I wish I saw a photo on a catamaran of

1023
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 2: the palest white comics in the world, laying in jeans

1024
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 2: on a catamaran netting over the water. And I'm like,

1025
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 2: they paid for all of these people to go to

1026
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 2: tell jokes to nobody because he came to that ship.

1027
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,840
Speaker 1: It was like me, Eddie Pepperton and Mark Norman wearing

1028
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: jeans on a sailboat.

1029
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 2: Whoops. Anyways, thank you.

1030
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 3: This way.

1031
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 2: We're quick. We're quick, baby, We're in and out.

1032
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 5: We didn't even make a Dave Matthews band joke with

1033
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 5: the sewage kids street Bridge.

1034
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: It's our favorite joke.

1035
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 3: I know it never visited it.

1036
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: It really doesn't get old. It's still such a treat.

1037
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, getting covering a bunch of people on a boat

1038
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 5: of poop is forever.

1039
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: Had all the.

1040
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 2: Bands, I mean maybe Dunk and Chic, I don't know

1041
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 2: who'd be worse.

1042
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 5: Thank you for the stories. I feel like I was

1043
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 5: disrespectful to the news stories this week.

1044
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: But no, you were not.

1045
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 2: You were great.

1046
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: You were great. Tell us where you're gonna be where

1047
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: can people physically.

1048
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, truly everywhere?

1049
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 5: And to keep forgetting Okay, Providence, Rhode Island.

1050
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is real comedy connection.

1051
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've ever been. I'm excited San Francisco. I'm in

1052
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 5: New Orleans, Philly, Atlanta, charlotteykay all right, and then I'm

1053
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 5: gonna announce Australia soon. So if you are a banana, banana.

1054
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 2: Bal yeah, bananamal or. We have a lot of Australian

1055
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 2: bananimals and they're probably there's a lot of crossover with

1056
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 2: that's messed up. We have a lot of loving crossover

1057
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 2: between the two.

1058
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 3: We meet them. I've met our live shows.

1059
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 2: That's great.

1060
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 5: Were where bananas people too? There's actually a bananas thing

1061
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 5: I have to send you in my neighborhood.

1062
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 2: Please do, please, just do always a pleasure.

1063
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 3: Are you going to get a banana tattoo?

1064
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 2: Oh? Lisa showing us our banana tack.

1065
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 4: That's a banana tattoo, the most visible tattoo on our person.

1066
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 4: You have a lot of fruit tattoo. You have all

1067
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 4: the fruits now there, they're like this. As the sleeve

1068
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,359
Speaker 4: comes down, there's more and more fruits under.

1069
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 2: Those chinchules were going buck wild on you. They thought

1070
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 2: they were tasting the rainbow.

1071
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: They thought they had a fucking fruit salad.

1072
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 2: This has been bananas. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1073
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1074
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

1075
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1076
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

1077
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,720
Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart.

1078
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggot is are full human, not a robot intern.

1079
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 3: He