Speaker 1: Helas.
Speaker 2: Gentlemen, Welcome to Slips and Picks. It is the final
Speaker 2: game of the entire twenty twenty three twenty twenty four season.
Speaker 2: The Kansas City Chiefs are playing the forty nine Ers
Speaker 2: in Las Vegas, Nevada, and it will be one for
Speaker 2: the ages. Will Taylor Swift make it?
Speaker 3: Will she not?
Speaker 2: What color is the gating we're going to be? Is
Speaker 2: it gonna be a hazard? Tails per JP Hovey. That
Speaker 2: is one of the greatest rivalries of all time. That
Speaker 2: and so much more. On this show, I'm Chet Savage
Speaker 2: and I'm your host, and this is Slips and Picks.
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Speaker 4: Interpreter of the Year runner up, William Gecko, Theodore the
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Speaker 2: One Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen, Welcome to the last episode
Speaker 2: of Slips and Picks of the entire year. It was
Speaker 2: It's been an amazing year full of ops, full of gowns,
Speaker 2: but through it all, we hope you have enjoyed yourself
Speaker 2: week in and week out when betting with the boys. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: today the meal could not make it something out about
Speaker 2: a parole hearing hearing his innocent of hearing. Everything's gonna
Speaker 2: work out that way. But to fill in his place.
Speaker 2: To my left is Jackie McPherson, one of the interns.
Speaker 2: You might have seen him on Penny Slips.
Speaker 3: And to the.
Speaker 2: Get goos left is JP Hovey, another intern they put
Speaker 2: together parlays. I don't believe there's one this week, but
Speaker 2: you look back at last a couple of weeks before,
Speaker 2: throughout the season, great stuff that you looked forward to
Speaker 2: in the upcoming twenty twenty four season.
Speaker 3: Now it is all boys.
Speaker 2: It is the big Game. Can we say no?
Speaker 3: We can't say so. It is the big Game.
Speaker 2: It is officially the Big Game where all the dreams
Speaker 2: come true, where the hardware is finally within reach for
Speaker 2: two teams, and those two teams are the San Francisco
Speaker 2: forty nine Ers versus the Chiefs. We have a fun
Speaker 2: show for you today and the first thing we're gonna
Speaker 2: start off with is a tried and true pump or
Speaker 2: dump segment. But actually before that, if Fierson, you're gonna
Speaker 2: go over the records from last week, I am can't
Speaker 2: wait to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 5: And we're not just gonna go over the records from
Speaker 5: last week, last show of the year. We're doing a
Speaker 5: full recap of the entire season. So the records post
Speaker 5: wild Card weekend, CHET went one hundred and forty four
Speaker 5: and one hundred and thirty two and one with a
Speaker 5: fifty two percent win record, the Get Go with one
Speaker 5: hundred and forty two one hundred and fifteen and one
Speaker 5: with a fifty five percent win record, and the Mule,
Speaker 5: who are devastated.
Speaker 2: That he is not with us devastated.
Speaker 5: Win a impressive one hundred and fifty eight and one
Speaker 5: hundred and eleven with a fifty eight point seven percent
Speaker 5: win record.
Speaker 6: Very impressive stuff.
Speaker 5: The playoff records CHET eighteen and nine, Get Go fourteen
Speaker 5: and twelve, in the Mule nineteen and eight, and from
Speaker 5: last week to top it off, Chat went three and two,
Speaker 5: Get Go went two and three, The Mule went four
Speaker 5: and one, and our hero STU two and three.
Speaker 6: So that about sums it up. So I'm pretty impressive.
Speaker 3: I just want to say, for everybody said that the
Speaker 3: nine in stata won't be getting delivered today, it still will.
Speaker 3: It'll just be virtual. We're gonna have, We'll have, We'll
Speaker 3: have the mule chime in. I'll do a little cameo,
Speaker 3: give us a pick. So that way you guys understand
Speaker 3: the nine ends data that you guys will.
Speaker 1: Be receiving just nine inch data, but we do have
Speaker 1: two to three inch data.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe nine combined.
Speaker 2: But if we all, if we all put it inch forward,
Speaker 2: a couple of inches forward, we can we can get
Speaker 2: this whole thing together.
Speaker 3: Yes, So what you've.
Speaker 2: Learned based on Jack mcfier, what you've learned based on
Speaker 2: Jack McPherson's recap is if you followed the show week
Speaker 2: in and week out, regardless of Hugh who you gambled with,
Speaker 2: you made money this season and we're.
Speaker 3: Happy to have you.
Speaker 2: Let's get into the pumper dump segment. Obviously, uh, we're
Speaker 2: gonna go over.
Speaker 3: The big game.
Speaker 2: But why are there three different Okay, okay, teams probably.
Speaker 3: Should have read this before.
Speaker 2: Forty nine ers obviously our favorite minus two versi and
Speaker 2: the chiefs of total points in that game is forty
Speaker 2: seven and a half points. Now we're gonna start with you, Jackie,
Speaker 2: Are you going to pumper dump this dump?
Speaker 5: It's gonna be a defensive battle, and it's gonna be
Speaker 5: a war, and it's gonna be fought in the trenches.
Speaker 5: And you know what they say, defense wins championships. Dump Gecko,
Speaker 5: you go, you go, you go?
Speaker 1: Good two inch data.
Speaker 7: Last year, fifty million adults gambled sixteen billion dollars on
Speaker 7: the game.
Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with the pumper dump.
Speaker 3: I'm dumping nice, I'm glad we're pumping this game.
Speaker 1: Well said, when's the.
Speaker 3: The last time the Niners a score less than twenty
Speaker 3: one points? Week thirteen, October fifteenth, which is the only
Speaker 3: time they've scored less than twenty one points. This offense
Speaker 3: is going it's going to be magical. I'll save my
Speaker 3: pick because the Chiefs offense they have a killer's mentality.
Speaker 3: The Chiefs their last time scoring over thirty points November
Speaker 3: twenty six. Has nothing to do with the fact that
Speaker 3: we are pumping this game. This is what Shannon Sharp
Speaker 3: would call a touch and bus. This is a pump
Speaker 3: city game. I don't think it'll be low scoring. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be theatrics. It's gonna be fireworks, rock Perty's gonna
Speaker 3: show up, Patrick Mahomes is gonna show out, and this
Speaker 3: is a this is over forty seven to nine.
Speaker 2: A lot of storylines also going on before the game,
Speaker 2: as well as t Swift gonna be there, is she
Speaker 2: gonna make it. Will all be watching, We will all
Speaker 2: be on swiftly watch during Now. I'm I don't know
Speaker 2: why my sheet is filled out. Someone must have hit
Speaker 2: that for me. But I'm also going to pump this game.
Speaker 2: You sold me everything you just said fired me up
Speaker 2: just now. The data is what really got me. Now
Speaker 2: forty nine Ers team total twenty three and a half points.
Speaker 2: Pump or dump out based on what you just said,
Speaker 2: You're going to pump that situation.
Speaker 3: Correct, Pump PUMPO. You just re talk that and put
Speaker 3: it back down.
Speaker 2: That's not gun safety.
Speaker 3: Jack has fun with that one.
Speaker 2: Fucking cram all right, you're pumping pumping, you're pump pumping JP.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So remember what Geko just said about the Niners and
Speaker 7: their twenty one points.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was looking that same stat up.
Speaker 7: I counted four times they scored less than twenty one points.
Speaker 1: Still great, But.
Speaker 3: The chief can look this up.
Speaker 7: We can the Chiefs twenty one points nine times in
Speaker 7: the regular season, so Niners team total. I'm pumping the Niners.
Speaker 7: I think the nine actually don't want to get on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do
Speaker 2: the Chiefs next. So you don't got to worry about that.
Speaker 6: Jackie dump, I'm dumping. It's intuition, that's all. That's it
Speaker 6: than that's really it.
Speaker 5: There's no I give all the facts when I'm on
Speaker 5: this show. I got a fucking page full of them today.
Speaker 5: It's all about the gut and it's dumb.
Speaker 2: Did you prepare for the show?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I was told about this show an hour and a
Speaker 6: half ago.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: Waving up?
Speaker 2: He was in the bank, went to the bank. I
Speaker 2: I will pump the forty nine ers.
Speaker 3: I will pump the forty nine ers. No, oh yes, yes, no,
Speaker 3: forty nine ers. They scored less than twenty one points
Speaker 3: one time this season. Not true, the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2: What them?
Speaker 3: You guys want to talk it out? They scored seventeen
Speaker 3: three times in a row.
Speaker 2: That's what weeks Cleveland, it was Browns scored seventeen.
Speaker 3: Some real heavy Hitters, tur Time Out, Time.
Speaker 5: Out, Cardinals, Ravens, and I fucked up.
Speaker 3: I read the first number assuming they were the winning
Speaker 3: team every time.
Speaker 8: Stop talking crazy out here, man or I pull this trigger.
Speaker 3: That was on me.
Speaker 9: That was on me, dumb brain move pump Okay, all right,
Speaker 9: so we got pump jpu pumpin Yeah, pump pump, pump
Speaker 9: dump dump.
Speaker 3: You're you're a dumb guy today.
Speaker 6: If you called the contrarian play, you're either a hero
Speaker 6: or a zero.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, will not be the zero.
Speaker 2: The last part in pump or dump that we were
Speaker 2: going to talk about is going to be Chiefs total
Speaker 2: points twenty three and a half is gonna be very
Speaker 2: telling for anybody who dumps it, who's pumped it, and
Speaker 2: who's pumped it, whos dumped it, of who they think
Speaker 2: is going to win this game.
Speaker 5: Pump dump, Look, I'm writing a narrative here and it's
Speaker 5: in the stars.
Speaker 6: It's out there.
Speaker 3: You can shooting. So pump because the Chiefs.
Speaker 5: Are one going over twenty three and a half points,
Speaker 5: so you're picking.
Speaker 2: We had a whole show. We had a whole show.
Speaker 2: We got a whole show. We got a whole show
Speaker 2: to get through and it's pump. I will all will
Speaker 2: be pumping this. Why am I pumping it? Why did
Speaker 2: I pump the forty nine ers as well? Because I
Speaker 2: truly don't know who's gonna win this game.
Speaker 3: I have a thought.
Speaker 2: I've looked into some data and I'm not gonna get
Speaker 2: to it to the buyer sells segment, So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: pump both so I don't give any cards away.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 8: Wait, jack were you pumping or dumping the game overall?
Speaker 6: Dump? Dump? Pump?
Speaker 1: Got you right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: See this by the way, JPG pumper don't Yeah, I
Speaker 2: dump the cheef.
Speaker 3: You dumped it. Yeah, he's dumped everywhere?
Speaker 1: Right, No, No, I pumped the Niners.
Speaker 3: Nice, good work, good work, all right.
Speaker 2: The next thing we're gonna go into if we did
Speaker 2: a break.
Speaker 1: No breaks, we just break records.
Speaker 2: The next thing we're going to is the bet the
Speaker 2: boys index parlay. We did not have a winner last week, correct,
Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson. Anytime touchdown did not hit, Therefore it did
Speaker 2: not work out. This week. We're telling the same thing
Speaker 2: over and over again.
Speaker 3: You go, you.
Speaker 2: Put your bet slip in, you screenshot that bet slip,
Speaker 2: you put it on ax you tag at busting WTB.
Speaker 2: If you do those things and the parlay hints, you
Speaker 2: have not only won your parlay, but you've also won
Speaker 2: an opportunity to win three hundred dollars from the boys
Speaker 2: sitting at this desk right now. The person I'll be
Speaker 2: paying it this week will be JP Hovey. Now we're
Speaker 2: gonna start with you, Jp. Who is your bet the boys?
Speaker 2: In next parlay?
Speaker 7: I got a couple options I would like you guys
Speaker 7: to choose from.
Speaker 3: Is that how this will shill works?
Speaker 7: Deebo Samuel over fifteen and a half rush yards or
Speaker 7: Deebo Samuel anytime touchdown?
Speaker 2: I like the first one, all right, first one.
Speaker 1: One vote for the first one.
Speaker 3: Just total rush yards?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that is. Fifteen and a half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we gotta take that, stupid. I like
Speaker 3: that debo and you and you're sticking to your roots.
Speaker 7: God time Gamecock two game Cocks in the Super Bowl
Speaker 7: Deebo Samuel, Jamion Kinlaw.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 5: I like to be an agent of chaos and I
Speaker 5: sago anytime TV.
Speaker 6: But that leads me to my pick on the other side.
Speaker 5: Of the ball, and I'm throwing a little prediction out there.
Speaker 5: I think vis Kelcey not only scores in this game,
Speaker 5: but he walks off, puts down the gloves, lays the
Speaker 5: helmet on the fifty him and Taylor Swift get married
Speaker 5: right then and there and they live a beautiful life.
Speaker 2: You're saying that your player prop bet is, what.
Speaker 6: Is that Travis and Taylor Swift get married? What are
Speaker 6: those odds? Oohs, there are odds. I'm just gonna go
Speaker 6: anytime TV.
Speaker 5: You can parlay anytime TV with a Travis Kelsey Taylor
Speaker 5: Swift engagement.
Speaker 6: But that's for the heavy hitters.
Speaker 5: Out there, the guys who've got khonas the Dan Campbell's
Speaker 5: of this world. But that's why they're not in the
Speaker 5: big game. So I'm taking Travis kelce anytime.
Speaker 3: TV and an engagement.
Speaker 6: That that's optional. If you've got huge nuts.
Speaker 2: I will go now too. I think Travis kelce tied
Speaker 2: Jerry Rice for the most hundred yard reception. You know,
Speaker 2: he tied the one hundred yard receiving the receptions. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I spoke, he tied the one hundred yards receiving in
Speaker 2: playoff games. Him to go off in this game as well.
Speaker 2: He is the number one probuct as well. So I'll
Speaker 2: have Travis Kelce over his receiving yards whatever that What.
Speaker 3: Is that right now?
Speaker 2: I think it's like sixty seven.
Speaker 1: It might be in the seventies.
Speaker 5: It'll probably be high after the week he had last time,
Speaker 5: sixty seventy five.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna take that.
Speaker 2: I think he goes. I think he's I think he
Speaker 2: seems a hundred I do. This is not this is
Speaker 2: a This is one of those games. It seems little
Speaker 2: biggeran football right now, seems a little bit bigger than football.
Speaker 3: Get go, well, since you've already giving up on old
Speaker 3: faithful Christian McCaffrey, I have two. I have two that
Speaker 3: I want to throw in here. Christian McCaffrey. Seem see
Speaker 3: we got shirts in the store. Go buy one. Christian
Speaker 3: McCaffrey over sixteen and a half rushing attempts. I think
Speaker 3: they're gonna work him like a dog. This is like
Speaker 3: a dog, and he's ready to fucking go. Second one
Speaker 3: the boy to round out the soul patrol, George Kittle
Speaker 3: over three and a half receptions, vengines. Take it to
Speaker 3: the bank. Boys, I'm telling you it's gonna be a
Speaker 3: big game, and I like everybody we've put in here.
Speaker 3: I think Travis Kelsey's gonna have a great games.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, so we got Travis Kelcey over receiving yards,
Speaker 2: we got George Kittle over receiving yards, we got Christian
Speaker 2: McCaffrey over rushing attempts, we got Travis kelce anytime touchdown,
Speaker 2: plus an engagement in Deebo Samuel over fifteen and a
Speaker 2: half rush yards. Here's what we're gonna do for the
Speaker 2: parlay set. If you yeah, if you bet the Travis
Speaker 2: Kelcey engagement the first person we see, they're gonna win that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it hits You're gonna win that. However, you don't
Speaker 2: have to put that into parlay for to win this week.
Speaker 2: How's that sound?
Speaker 3: Boy? Is that all right? This is what five legs? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're definitely not putting in there.
Speaker 6: No, I wouldn't at all because Taylor Swift too.
Speaker 5: You can see from last week they put on the broadcast.
Speaker 5: He's mouth and get it off me. I don't want
Speaker 5: to be on here. She understand that this moment is
Speaker 5: not about her. She's got the Grammy's coming up this Sunday.
Speaker 5: It'll actually be last Sunday now that you're watching this,
Speaker 5: but she knows that this is about Travis's day.
Speaker 6: There's not gonna be an engagement. She's not gonna be
Speaker 6: looking for much.
Speaker 5: It's a great but in the next six months, if
Speaker 5: there's a parlay out there for that, go ahead and
Speaker 5: put everything.
Speaker 2: Next six months before the twenty twenty four season starts.
Speaker 3: That's a lock the engagement.
Speaker 5: If so, I would, because again all that is is
Speaker 5: minus one million.
Speaker 1: They break up.
Speaker 3: Six half hours. That's better.
Speaker 2: Dude sixty nine, I had a question, but I forgot it,
Speaker 2: so we'll just move on. Let's go after this. We
Speaker 2: are going to hit prop bets. Prop bets boys, We're
Speaker 2: talking coin flips. We're talking about the color of the
Speaker 2: drink right after these messages, and they will be sponsored
Speaker 2: by Twisted Tea with Jack McPherson has already promised he
Speaker 2: is going to chug go Jack, Welcome back to Slips
Speaker 2: and Picks. We are going to do promp bets now
Speaker 2: the fort. The first thing we're going to talk about
Speaker 2: is the coin flip heads or tails. Both are minus
Speaker 2: one oh five. Can I please get twist t Can
Speaker 2: I get a Twisted Tea out here? You don't have
Speaker 2: to chug it, but can you just hold it? Last
Speaker 2: week went really well. The twist Ta lights Twisted tea
Speaker 2: light five percent ABV, non carbonated. It feels great in
Speaker 2: your tommy, great for tailgates, great for watching the game.
Speaker 2: If you're to earn a we the nosebleeds are at
Speaker 2: home enjoying some ac if that they got, kiss and
Speaker 2: pass it down. Brother. Now we're gonna talk about the
Speaker 2: coin flip. Who wants to go first in this? There's
Speaker 2: two options to drinking this. You were JP, who's got keys?
Speaker 1: I'll know I can't. Oh look at that, Oh I
Speaker 1: got keys? Of course I got keys.
Speaker 3: Janitor is a.
Speaker 6: Nice sure what to say about twisted tea? Besides it's delishing, it's.
Speaker 3: Refreshing, deliching and refreshing.
Speaker 6: It's really all the above.
Speaker 5: But I think there's no better way to do it
Speaker 5: than shotgunning.
Speaker 3: Become a legend.
Speaker 6: The whites we're spilling. But does anyone you know a
Speaker 6: toast to the last show of the year.
Speaker 2: I don't know, to the last show of the year, brother,
Speaker 2: to the last show.
Speaker 6: Of the year, to seasonal depression, coming to a close to.
Speaker 2: The big game, become a legend. He said, what is doing?
Speaker 3: Oh no, you did the wrong way with us. Stick
Speaker 3: with us? So quiet here. Sorry, he'll make it, he'll
Speaker 3: make it.
Speaker 1: You're watching a master at work.
Speaker 2: That is impressive. Good job, Thank you, good job brother.
Speaker 9: What was the time on leeven points seven seven?
Speaker 3: So called the flip?
Speaker 5: Tails never fails, but I believe.
Speaker 6: Do we have a simulation.
Speaker 1: We do? Will you have your coin?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir?
Speaker 6: Watching details nickel?
Speaker 8: I know the get go did not come out here?
Speaker 1: Bring a nickel? The super Bowl flip?
Speaker 8: This is a super Bowl coin. This is what you're
Speaker 8: looking for.
Speaker 2: Yi, there you go.
Speaker 1: Continue, Yes, sir, show tails?
Speaker 3: Is this what we're all going?
Speaker 2: I know what I'm going.
Speaker 8: Is there a better rivalry in all of life?
Speaker 1: Heads versus tails?
Speaker 3: I don't think there is so much.
Speaker 1: We love head but tails leads?
Speaker 3: Oh it's heads.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It doesn't matter that.
Speaker 3: Your boys going ahead?
Speaker 2: Same things. When you drop a ball in practice, doesn't
Speaker 2: matter if it's Wednesday, as long as you can do
Speaker 2: it on Sunday.
Speaker 3: Right for the heads.
Speaker 1: The lights aren't on in practice, No, they're not.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, JP, you're going ahead to get go? I'm
Speaker 3: going heads?
Speaker 7: Yeah, last seven of the ten Super Bowls were tails
Speaker 7: and tails leads.
Speaker 1: I have wrot that down seven.
Speaker 8: All the time, and they will extend that lead.
Speaker 3: Let's go, what do I like that they're about to do.
Speaker 3: And they just pull out a football and just say
Speaker 3: lacers or spaces.
Speaker 2: On the ground. Yeah, damn, a good stat I had
Speaker 2: that right. I'm gonna go tails as well.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go tails as well.
Speaker 2: So we got tales tails heads all right, Okay, you
Speaker 2: need that too for the for the playoff record.
Speaker 3: Nothing, this is super Bowl. Everything else is wipe. Nothing
Speaker 3: else matters. That's not never regular season.
Speaker 2: You can't just do shitty in the like, not great
Speaker 2: in the playoffs and the like. Nothing else matters.
Speaker 3: You did matters in regular season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's the regular season. You know the playoffs now.
Speaker 3: Playffs don't matter. Now, it's the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: It's a big dance.
Speaker 3: Roll up here, aren't we? Zero and zero?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: All right? Fine, you want to this is you want
Speaker 2: to do this narrative. That's fine, that's fine. So we
Speaker 2: got tails heads tails tails, Yeah, get you a tweet
Speaker 2: like that. But it's starting to kick in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're out man and out numbers.
Speaker 2: All right, let's talk Gatoray color boys. Let me give
Speaker 2: you guys some stats before JP steals my stats.
Speaker 1: I got no stats.
Speaker 2: Since twenty fifteen, Blue has appeared the most five and
Speaker 2: that is four times. That's forty four point four percent.
Speaker 2: Since two thousand and one, Red has never won. Purple
Speaker 2: and yellow Gatorade have only appeared three times.
Speaker 3: That's all I got, JP.
Speaker 7: Do you know I was just thinking about it earlier today.
Speaker 7: Do they actually have gatorade on the sideline?
Speaker 3: It's the dump?
Speaker 8: Just for the dump, I'm saying, you all drink gatorade?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Feel like all the stuff has come out, like you
Speaker 7: think they'd have something better than gatorade for y'all on
Speaker 7: the sideline.
Speaker 2: What you suggest twisted tea?
Speaker 1: Like twisted tea exactly?
Speaker 5: Are y'all drinking if it's offered?
Speaker 6: Is it not giving you a little gummy ache?
Speaker 2: But sometimes that does happen sometimes when you when you
Speaker 2: come off the sideline there's guys with trays waiting for
Speaker 2: you with water or gatorade. Usually like take half the gatorade,
Speaker 2: pour water.
Speaker 6: In it, and then gatorade. Ever giving you that like
Speaker 6: stomach ache type thing.
Speaker 5: Because I feel like when I specifically drink gatorade while exercising.
Speaker 6: It's a no go, always not.
Speaker 3: I was just a big cramp guy the electro lines.
Speaker 3: It's a lot. It's a long day on the sideline.
Speaker 3: My legs get a little stiff, and I might just
Speaker 3: take some SIPs just for some punch, Like let me
Speaker 3: get a little.
Speaker 7: Yeah, with all that being said, I'm taking yellow plus
Speaker 7: four fifty Yellow.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's my favorite flavor, dark Horse.
Speaker 3: I like that. All right, all right, JP's going yellow,
Speaker 3: Get go?
Speaker 2: What do you got?
Speaker 3: You've already said it color you have to be poured red.
Speaker 3: But if you think about it, chiefs forty nine ers,
Speaker 3: what color are they?
Speaker 7: Yes? And Gary just brought up amazing point. Travis Kelsey
Speaker 7: Taylor Swift one of her top albums red, But you
Speaker 7: can't take back words that we're already spoken.
Speaker 3: Purple has went to plus two twenty five from plus
Speaker 3: eight hundred. Why Andy Reid's last bath was purple?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the number one color in the NFL for guitaring?
Speaker 1: Red?
Speaker 3: Purple?
Speaker 1: Usually always Probably.
Speaker 3: I wrote a little poem, Roses are red, violets are blue.
Speaker 3: Purple is the new favorite. But that picks not for you.
Speaker 3: The last three out of four has been blue the
Speaker 3: juice whore. Okay, orange plus five fifty plus five fift said,
Speaker 3: you can't rhybe orange.
Speaker 6: You're the new shell silver Stein.
Speaker 10: Really, Jackie, You'm I'm truly becoming as in true theme,
Speaker 10: I think that Andy Reid is running a no nonsense
Speaker 10: operation this week, and for that reason, it will be
Speaker 10: clear water. It's gonna be indoors, which means it's not
Speaker 10: gonna dry as fast.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 5: It means it's gonna get sticky. To just listen. Like
Speaker 5: I said, I didn't pay very much.
Speaker 6: It's clear. It's water. It's fucking water.
Speaker 5: And it always has been, even though I think maybe
Speaker 5: like one out of the last twelve super Bowl has
Speaker 5: been water.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be water or clear.
Speaker 5: There is a clear gatorade, so if it even is
Speaker 5: that kind of like off Pincer's white Gatorade, I still
Speaker 5: cover plus one thousand Asian of chaos.
Speaker 3: I like too, how you just yelled louder at the
Speaker 3: camera when you said it's always been water like it's just.
Speaker 6: A no brain in my head.
Speaker 5: The louder your voice gits, the more you're able to
Speaker 5: logically speak, which has always been the case.
Speaker 3: That's always been the case. Okay, I'll go purple. I
Speaker 3: think it's gonna be purple.
Speaker 6: Not a What y'all's favorite Gatoride flavor? I that JP's
Speaker 6: is yellow.
Speaker 7: The white, the white one that's a horrible yellow is
Speaker 7: my favorite flavor.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's the white one, that yellow fire.
Speaker 6: That one is what I think of with a Gatorade stomach.
Speaker 3: Mine yeah, mine, Uh, mine's always been yellow. By a
Speaker 3: stop drinking yello because I heard to make sure a
Speaker 3: peanut smaller.
Speaker 2: Really you had you guys want to hear some lame shit.
Speaker 2: What Stephen, what's your favorite Gatorade flavor? Oh no, listen
Speaker 2: to this, say it loud.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm a big fan of light blue.
Speaker 1: Light blue.
Speaker 2: He just moves on from the cucumber comet. I am
Speaker 2: never in my life when you told me that a
Speaker 2: few months ago. Have ever heard somebody sip cucumber go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it for me. That was in Vegas, right, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Went out and seeked out a cucumber flavor.
Speaker 3: But listen, he also gets heartburn. He also needs to
Speaker 3: carry around his tomb now heard wine can give him
Speaker 3: some heartburn, dude, gatorwad gives me heartburn.
Speaker 2: I only drank Gatorade when I was playing I only
Speaker 2: drank Gatorade when I was playing games. But during the week,
Speaker 2: if I drink Gatorade like that night at a bad heartburn,
Speaker 2: tell me worms.
Speaker 1: That's why we own that body armor.
Speaker 2: That's why we're on the Oh yeah, damn. Probably should
Speaker 2: to talk about Gatorway for forty five minutes. All right,
Speaker 2: next prop Bet Super Bowl MVP Jack, start us off.
Speaker 5: I've been writing this narrative all day, all day, and
Speaker 5: it's gonna be Patrick Mahomes MVP.
Speaker 6: Written in the stars.
Speaker 5: He's going to solidify himself in the conversation of greatest
Speaker 5: quarterbacks of all time. I believe he is going to
Speaker 5: have three passing TVs over on his rushing yards, under
Speaker 5: on his passing yards. But he's gonna come through in
Speaker 5: the late fourth quarter drive two minutes. It's gonna be
Speaker 5: down maybe twenty four to twenty. I don't know. That
Speaker 5: also defeats my whole overprocess. But it's Patrick Mahomes. It's
Speaker 5: Patrick Mahomes MVP.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you dumped the total right, Uh, let's move on.
Speaker 3: Can't win them all.
Speaker 2: I guess you gotta got Patrick's piece in your mouth
Speaker 2: a little bit with that little speech.
Speaker 3: I think everybody's got Patrick's peace in their mouth, not me.
Speaker 3: Who you got, JP?
Speaker 1: Y'all know who I got? Man?
Speaker 7: The most versatile player on that field, Deebo Samuel. He
Speaker 7: hadn't scored a touchdown this whole playoffs. He was a
Speaker 7: little bit banged up. But going into the NFC Championship game,
Speaker 7: what did he say? He asked him about his body,
Speaker 7: do you care about your body? Saying I ain't protecting nothing?
Speaker 7: And during the during the game, he ain't protected nothing.
Speaker 7: And after the game, he's protecting that m v P Trophy,
Speaker 7: the Lombardi Trophy and anything else he wants to protect.
Speaker 3: He ain't gonna be protecting nothing when he has you
Speaker 3: bent over that couch either the way, you're fucking standing
Speaker 3: for him, protect your heart through for good to him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can change him.
Speaker 1: JP's first time, looks bro, this first.
Speaker 3: Time got blacked.
Speaker 2: It's not my first time.
Speaker 1: It's not my first time. We went to school together.
Speaker 3: You can warn protection. I ain't protected nothing. Christian McCaffrey.
Speaker 3: Christian McCaffrey, care to expand, he's yeah, over, I have
Speaker 3: him over in attempts. What else I have for it? Oh,
Speaker 3: I had over in attempts. I think he's going to
Speaker 3: I think he's gonna put up at least a hundred.
Speaker 3: I think he's gonna be very pivotal in this game.
Speaker 3: I think Shanahany gets very creative in the run game.
Speaker 3: I think brock Pertty is really close to getting that
Speaker 3: MVP spot. But Christian McCaffrey, I can see him getting
Speaker 3: two touchdowns like he has the last I don't know
Speaker 3: how many games out of how many games, but take
Speaker 3: that stat to the bank. Christian McCaffrey. I just say
Speaker 3: he's gonna have a monster game. And I think the
Speaker 3: you know Niner's gonna win spoiler spoiler alert, the MVP
Speaker 3: of my team is probably gonna win the game.
Speaker 1: Taylor Depo, I hate that.
Speaker 2: We're doing this now before buy oursell because I want
Speaker 2: to talk through my by erself.
Speaker 1: A little bit. We can do.
Speaker 3: We can save it to the end.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's at the end.
Speaker 3: That's great, that's a great point.
Speaker 2: So you got the forty nine ers. We're gonna take
Speaker 2: a break when we come back.
Speaker 3: The spread Now different ball game, it's a different ball game.
Speaker 3: They're only favored by two points. Yeah, this could be
Speaker 3: a one point win. Chris McCaffrey's holding up the trophy.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, you still win. I get
Speaker 3: what you're saying in the bet, in the spread.
Speaker 2: I mean, I see, I see you're buy your soul already,
Speaker 2: so I know where you're going. But I already take
Speaker 2: a break. You know what, Fuck it, dude, I'll just go.
Speaker 2: I also think Patrick Mahome is gonna be a super
Speaker 2: Bowl MVP. No, I don't, No, I don't, don't.
Speaker 6: Don't like.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to bend the knee for how wrong
Speaker 2: I've been this year. And I think the MVP of
Speaker 2: the super Bowl is Brock Purty.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 8: I'm with that.
Speaker 3: So you just switched your who's gonna win the game pick?
Speaker 2: Maybbe not.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't care about winning this one. I care about
Speaker 2: winning this last bet. For those of you watching who
Speaker 2: are thinking about the taking my bets, the only ones
Speaker 2: I care about winning are the coin flip, the Gator
Speaker 2: Bay color and then this next by yourself.
Speaker 1: How you doing?
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Speaker 2: Hovey says Deebo. Samuel is going to caddle the MVP trophy.
Speaker 2: They're gonna bring it to your doorstep, ring that doorbell,
Speaker 2: and they won't give you big castle, just handle your
Speaker 2: stuff and they have you on a great day and
Speaker 2: hopefully you win all your bets. Now the buyer sell segment.
Speaker 2: This is big because the forty nine Ers are favored
Speaker 2: by minus two. It's a close game. It's a close game,
Speaker 2: which is exactly what you want in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Forty nine Ers playing the Chiefs. Chiefs have been there
Speaker 2: here a dozen times. The last time these two teams
Speaker 2: played in the Super Bowl. The forty nine Ers are
Speaker 2: up and the Chiefs came back and won it. And
Speaker 2: we all talk about mostly just me, talk about that
Speaker 2: one video of Kittle being miked up saying I will
Speaker 2: be back here.
Speaker 3: I will be back here.
Speaker 2: You will not get the best of me as he
Speaker 2: stares off at a distance with death in his eyes,
Speaker 2: knowing that the possibility of coming back is so far,
Speaker 2: but he's finally made it.
Speaker 3: With that said, get go. I want to know where
Speaker 3: you're going with this game.
Speaker 7: Pass to JP Taylor Swift will be traveling from Japan
Speaker 7: to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I got something to say to Taylor Swift. Mino Goshi
Speaker 1: my sen.
Speaker 8: I don't miss forty nine ers minus two.
Speaker 1: Forty nine ers are lifting the trophy.
Speaker 8: Forty nine ers have everything.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's gonna be tough, JP CAA.
Speaker 3: I tell you something about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Sure you know your favorite number is Nope?
Speaker 3: Her favorite number is thirteen. You know what super Bowl?
Speaker 2: This is super Bowl fifty eight. What's five plus eight thirteen?
Speaker 2: If Taylor Swift makes this game, it'll be her thirteenth
Speaker 2: appearance at a Chiefs game. This is the date of
Speaker 2: this Super Bowl is two eleven? What's two plus eleven? Now,
Speaker 2: she has to be in Tokyo. Like you said, do
Speaker 2: you know what the time duration is from Tokyo to
Speaker 2: Las Vegas, Nevada? Thirteen hours? Thirteen hours? The forty nine ers,
Speaker 2: what's four plus nine.
Speaker 1: By the way, thirteen are what seed?
Speaker 8: The thirteen seed knows that the one seed.
Speaker 2: The one seed? What are the chiefs?
Speaker 1: The thirty?
Speaker 3: The three seed? What number is that? Thirteen?
Speaker 2: And if you were to take thirteen away from one hundred,
Speaker 2: what would you get? You would get eighty seven. Now
Speaker 2: you might think that's written in the stars, and you
Speaker 2: might think Taylor Swift is in her ivory tower holding
Speaker 2: strings on the dolls of the NFL people, thinking that
Speaker 2: she's just gonna let this happen, and she is creating
Speaker 2: the narrative the NFL. But the last time a Shanahan
Speaker 2: won a Super Bowl was.
Speaker 3: With a McCaffrey on their team.
Speaker 2: Ed McCaffrey, Denver, Broncos, I've got the forty nine ers
Speaker 2: win this game, and I've got them covering. All the
Speaker 2: hopes and dreams of the swiftiest will be crushed come
Speaker 2: February eleven.
Speaker 1: That was incredible.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 5: Seems like you knew that all too well, and you're
Speaker 5: wrong all the things I just said, we're right.
Speaker 6: So let me hit you with a couple of stats.
Speaker 5: Look, I said I didn't prepare You know, I knew
Speaker 5: about this an hour ago.
Speaker 6: You think I didn't come prepared.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this whole entire show.
Speaker 6: Yes, so let me use some knowledge.
Speaker 5: Buck underdogs are three and ozero against the spread in
Speaker 5: the last three Super Bowls. Mahomes ten one and one
Speaker 5: against the spread in his career as an underdog. Mahomes
Speaker 5: nine and three straight up in his career in the
Speaker 5: playoffs or something like that.
Speaker 3: I believe he's already played fifteen playoff games.
Speaker 6: I said it before and I'll say it again. This
Speaker 6: moment is bigger than us.
Speaker 5: I'm not here to advocate for the Swifties, or for
Speaker 5: the Kelsey fans, or for anyone who's a fan of
Speaker 5: green Light or Kyle Long or whoever's podcasts we're talking about.
Speaker 5: But this moment is much bigger than football. You've seen it.
Speaker 5: NFL has been broadcasting it. Taylor Swift will make her
Speaker 5: way from Tokyo and yes, thirteen hour commute. Sure she's
Speaker 5: gonna have a full night's sleep before the game. But
Speaker 5: Mahomes is gonna come out with Kelsey, Rashid, Rice, Andy Reid,
Speaker 5: the whole fucking crew, and they are going to dominate.
Speaker 6: And it's gonna break my heart because I want the
Speaker 6: forty nine ers to win I do.
Speaker 5: I want them to win, but it does seem like
Speaker 5: this was written before.
Speaker 6: Any of us were born.
Speaker 1: Red.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and what are the Chiefs colors?
Speaker 3: Red?
Speaker 6: What are the forty nine ers off? Red? Go ahead?
Speaker 6: Would like I said before I go ahead and hammer
Speaker 6: down this one.
Speaker 2: Everything you just said made no sense.
Speaker 3: Every person sitting in this room right now jump.
Speaker 5: Because you under dogs are three. Know in the last
Speaker 5: three super Bowls, Mahomes is ten super bowls.
Speaker 2: Said he's ten one and one in super Bowls, as
Speaker 2: I mean ten one and one when he is against
Speaker 2: he's also you said he's nine and three in the playoffs.
Speaker 2: He's played over fifteen. He need to be his fifteen
Speaker 2: playoff game.
Speaker 3: No, No, you could have really hit a bar with
Speaker 3: before everybody here was born in the earliest nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Hey, you got that back.
Speaker 3: Get out of the woods.
Speaker 1: Get out of the woods.
Speaker 5: Chiefs plus two, because I can still win though this
Speaker 5: bat with a beautiful No, you.
Speaker 2: Can't say that and take Chiefs plus two, take cheap,
Speaker 2: take Chiefs.
Speaker 5: Money line, Chiefs minus two, switch by.
Speaker 6: The Chiefs minus two. That's my lock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the weirdest negotiation I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I respect it.
Speaker 6: That's why I don't drink on the job. Match man.
Speaker 2: Just can't save you.
Speaker 3: Now for a stray bullet. Who hasn't gone? I haven't
Speaker 3: thirty one twenty seven. Forty nine ers are winning this game.
Speaker 1: Forty nine ers are covering.
Speaker 3: Christian mccaffery's playing his ass off, Brock Perty's playing his
Speaker 3: ass off. That man has done nothing but battle like
Speaker 3: a Jedi Verse stormtroopers. People throwing comments all year long.
Speaker 3: Some wait for a three game losing streak to go
Speaker 3: and say something on national television. Some buy him before
Speaker 3: this last playoff game, saying he's not in the conversation
Speaker 3: with the Lamar Jackson's He's not in the conversation with
Speaker 3: the Josh Allens of the world. Who is the one
Speaker 3: of the two last men standing right now? It's Brock Purty.
Speaker 3: I think he balls and when he balls, potentially gets
Speaker 3: the MVP. To Taylor's point, MVP Taylor was down on
Speaker 3: him earlier this year. When he if let's say he
Speaker 3: wins the MVP, the earth will shake. Taylor will start
Speaker 3: pissing down his leg, getting on his knees, asking for
Speaker 3: forgiveness from Brock Purdy and Brock's gonna look down, and
Speaker 3: Taylor's gonna say Brock, and he's gonna say Tyler. He's
Speaker 3: gonna look back up. But my name is Camp.
Speaker 11: It doesn't matter what your name is. Forty nine ers
Speaker 11: minus two. Apology not accepted. Forty nine ers minus two.
Speaker 11: I'm switching my MVP pick. It's Brock Perty Big Dick Pertie, MVP.
Speaker 3: Of the Super Bowl, whatever number it is, ste fighter
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Speaker 3: that was hard for me to hear.
Speaker 2: It's really well performed, nice, put it together, nicely, shut up.
Speaker 2: Way better than the rock than the other guy who
Speaker 2: did try to do something.
Speaker 1: Hit him with another rock quote, Taylor, shut up, bitch.
Speaker 1: He just hits you with that immediately.
Speaker 2: All we solid boys. We feel good about it.
Speaker 1: We're not solid, we're rich.
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