WEBVTT - The Pseudo-Nero: When One Nero Isn't Enough

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shonda Land Audio in

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<v Speaker 1>partnership with I Heart Radio. Hello, and welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>third season of Criminalia. This season, we're exploring the lives

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<v Speaker 1>and motivations of some of the most notorious impostors throughout history.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Maria tre Marquis and I'm Holly Fry. Okay, his

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<v Speaker 1>full name was Imperative Nero Claudius Divy Claudius Philius Caesar

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<v Speaker 1>Augustus Germanicus. But we're actually talking about the impostor Nero

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<v Speaker 1>Claudius Divvy Claudius, Philius Caesar, Augustus Germanicus. And that's times three.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a busy episode, it is, and it's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to read that times three. Polly's right, there

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<v Speaker 1>are three documented pseudo neuros, and it's very likely there

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<v Speaker 1>were many others who weren't successful enough to make it

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<v Speaker 1>into the legend. Taking on the story of Nero is

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<v Speaker 1>really it's really quite a big task, and to know

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<v Speaker 1>why people pretended to be him, we need to know him.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also want to give everybody a quick heads

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<v Speaker 1>up here that it won't be a surprise. Really, I

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<v Speaker 1>think in the realm of Roman rulers. But there's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be some domestic violence in this episode. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to linger over any of it, but there is

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<v Speaker 1>some mentioned. There is some brutality, particularly the first couple

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<v Speaker 1>of minutes after our first sponsor break. On December fift

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<v Speaker 1>in the year thirty seven of the Common era, the

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<v Speaker 1>man that we most commonly know as Nero was born

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<v Speaker 1>as Lucius Dimidius Ahina Barbus. That's the son of Nius

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<v Speaker 1>Dimidius A. Hino Barbus and Julia Agrippina also known as

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<v Speaker 1>Agrippina the Younger. Through his mother, Lucius was the only

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<v Speaker 1>living direct male descendant of Emperor Augustus, the first of

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<v Speaker 1>the five Roman emperors, in the year forty eight, when

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<v Speaker 1>he was still quite young and still called Lucius. Nero's

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<v Speaker 1>biological father, who was a Roman general and politician, died

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<v Speaker 1>soon after Emperor Claudius took the own. Julia and Claudius,

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<v Speaker 1>who was her uncle, married Now I know uncle, but

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<v Speaker 1>marriage in Roman times, as we've previously talked about, wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>really how we know it to be today. It was

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<v Speaker 1>almost never romantic, and it was almost always an agreement

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<v Speaker 1>between families, and unlike in our modern society. Sometimes that

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<v Speaker 1>agreement was within families. So after this marriage, Claudius adopted Lucius,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is when Julia began to campaign that her

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<v Speaker 1>son should be the successor to the throne, not Claudius's

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<v Speaker 1>biological son Britannicus, who was the rightful heir. Not yet

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<v Speaker 1>finished with her plans for their family, Julia also convinced

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<v Speaker 1>Claudius that his daughter Octavia should marry her son, which

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<v Speaker 1>also helped align Lucius with the throne. Those two were

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<v Speaker 1>in fact married in the year fifty Claudius died just

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<v Speaker 1>a few years later, in the year fifty four, and

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<v Speaker 1>it is widely and I'm using a huge capital letters

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<v Speaker 1>on that suspected that his wife, Julia had poisoned him

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<v Speaker 1>with shrooms at a banquet. And so if this sounds familiar,

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<v Speaker 1>we've actually talked about Julia before. Back in our very

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<v Speaker 1>first season, we looked at the stories of female poisoners,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the first poisoners that we talked about was,

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<v Speaker 1>in fact Julia and her mushrooms. In a very ambitious

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<v Speaker 1>cocktail involving infusing vodka with mushrooms. It was a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Still make it for bloody Mary exactly Upon the Emperor's death,

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<v Speaker 1>Nero delivered a eulogy in Claudius's honor to the Senate,

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<v Speaker 1>who then named him Emperor of Rome. This was the

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<v Speaker 1>moment when Lucius became Nero, and Lucius took the name

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<v Speaker 1>Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, and he ascended to the

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<v Speaker 1>throne on October, just shy of his seventeenth birthday. I

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<v Speaker 1>think a lot of people would be surprised by this,

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<v Speaker 1>because what we know, or think we know about Nero

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<v Speaker 1>is that he was a tyrant. But when he started out,

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<v Speaker 1>Nero actually wasn't described that way. Nero was a teenager,

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<v Speaker 1>he was considered sense to historians contemporary to him, such

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<v Speaker 1>as Sutonius, described him as handsome, with blue gray eyes, freckles,

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<v Speaker 1>and blonde hair, specifically the yellow of the lion's mane.

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<v Speaker 1>His hair color, though, is it's actually a bit debated.

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<v Speaker 1>Many accounts referred to his blonde hair, but based off

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<v Speaker 1>of some portraits of the emperor, some experts wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>his hair actually may have been a little more red

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<v Speaker 1>in color. He also had a beard, and although he

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<v Speaker 1>may have tried, it did not cover up his double chin,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is all important information if you have a

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<v Speaker 1>plan on pretending to be calm. Nero. So this teenager

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<v Speaker 1>who was possibly a strawberry blonde, but liked going to

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<v Speaker 1>the theater, and he also enjoyed music, and he loved

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<v Speaker 1>horse racing. As emperor, he established and performed in poetry, drama,

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<v Speaker 1>and athletic competitions. He also ended secret political trials, and

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<v Speaker 1>he created a more independent senate. He also banned capital punishment.

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<v Speaker 1>Despite whether the senate a rooved of him or not,

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<v Speaker 1>his people actually liked him at this point. There is

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<v Speaker 1>actually some pro Nero evidence out there. So he started

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<v Speaker 1>out quite well, but unfortunately that did not last. When

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<v Speaker 1>Nero began his rule, he actually preferred to stick to

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<v Speaker 1>his own interests. He preferred to leave the ruling of

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<v Speaker 1>matters outside of his areas of interest to his three

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<v Speaker 1>chief advisors, a major philosophical figure of the time, Seneca

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<v Speaker 1>who was also his former tutor, Sextis Eprinus Burris, who

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<v Speaker 1>was a prefect of the Praetorian Guard, and Julia, who

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<v Speaker 1>we know was his mother. Julia, wrote historian Cassius Dio quote,

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<v Speaker 1>managed for him all the business of the empire. She

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<v Speaker 1>received embassies and sent letter to various communities, governors, and kings.

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<v Speaker 1>After a falling out of some sort, though or perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>it was just that Nero reached the age of eighteen,

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<v Speaker 1>he eventually decided his mother was meddling and he did

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<v Speaker 1>not want her influencing his rule. Encouraged by his former

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<v Speaker 1>tutor Seneca, Nero began asserting himself. Julia assumed she was

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<v Speaker 1>entitled to rule as the mother of an emperor, though,

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<v Speaker 1>and she began threatening Nero. Nero, though, was completely unfazed.

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<v Speaker 1>The Emperor Trajan, who came to power thirty years after

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<v Speaker 1>Nero's death, is said to have spoken about the quinquinium neronis,

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<v Speaker 1>which means the five good years of Nero's fourteen year rule.

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<v Speaker 1>There's actually a phrase about it. We're going to take

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<v Speaker 1>a break for a word from our sponsor. Nero may

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<v Speaker 1>have started out strong, but things changed quickly. Welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to Criminalia. Now we are reaching that time we spoke

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<v Speaker 1>of at the top of the show, when Nero's rule

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<v Speaker 1>became brutal and violent. It most certainly did, and after

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<v Speaker 1>dispensing with his advisors, the empire became violent under him.

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<v Speaker 1>Rumors circulated about him, including everything from how he sedue

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<v Speaker 1>married women to how he wandered the streets at night

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<v Speaker 1>looking for people to beat or to kill at random.

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<v Speaker 1>Nero was at this point considered to be decadent, ineffectual,

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<v Speaker 1>and tyrannical. He began executing rivals, political rivals, or otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>so do not cross him, and he started to torture

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<v Speaker 1>and execute Christians. Nero two had also developed quite a

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<v Speaker 1>not at all random hit list. It was also in

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<v Speaker 1>fifty five that Nero's stepbrother, Britannicus, suddenly died under suspicious circumstances.

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<v Speaker 1>Four years later, in the year fifty nine, after learning

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<v Speaker 1>his mother was allegedly plotting against him, Nero put a

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<v Speaker 1>hit on her. First, the plan was to poison her.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it was to have her crushed by a falling ceiling,

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<v Speaker 1>which seems very labor intensive, but they all do. Then

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted to have her drowned in a self sinking boat.

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<v Speaker 1>She survived every single attempt. Julia did not, however, survived,

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<v Speaker 1>being stabbed to death, a murder disguised as suicide at

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<v Speaker 1>the order of her son. Then, in the year sixty two,

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<v Speaker 1>Nero exiled then executed his stepsister slash wife Octavia historian

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<v Speaker 1>Suetonius wrote that quote. After several vain attempts to strangle her,

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<v Speaker 1>he divorced her on the ground of barrenness, and when

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<v Speaker 1>the people took it ill and openly reproached him, he

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<v Speaker 1>banished her besides, and finally he had her put to

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<v Speaker 1>death on a charge of adultery that was so shameless

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<v Speaker 1>and unfounded. With Octavia gone, Nero married Papaia, who was

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<v Speaker 1>a noble woman who was well known for her beauty.

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<v Speaker 1>Roman historian Tacitus recorded that in sixty five, Nero kicked

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<v Speaker 1>Papia to death. She was pregnant with their child at

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Tacitus went on to describe the act as

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<v Speaker 1>and were quoting him here a casual outburst of rage.

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<v Speaker 1>In April of the year sixty four, a Roman governor

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<v Speaker 1>named Gaius Julius Decks renounced Nero. The Praetorian Guard remember

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<v Speaker 1>that is the force that was charged with guarding the

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<v Speaker 1>emperor himself, renounced their support for him as well. When

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<v Speaker 1>the Romans finally had enough of Nero's behavior, they revolted.

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<v Speaker 1>By early June, the Senate declared Nero an enemy of

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<v Speaker 1>the people, which basically meant that anyone could kill him

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<v Speaker 1>without punishment. Tacitus wrote at the time, and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>quote him again. Unlucky birds settled on the capitol houses

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<v Speaker 1>fell in numerous earthquakes, and the week were trampled by

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<v Speaker 1>the fleeing crowd. Nero escaped to the country, where on

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<v Speaker 1>June nine he died by suicide. He did not manage

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<v Speaker 1>this on his own, though his secretary at Paphroditos assisted him.

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<v Speaker 1>Nero was the fifth Emperor of Rome and, following his death,

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<v Speaker 1>the last in the Julio Claudian dynasty. The line is

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<v Speaker 1>synonymous with the death of Nero, but it actually wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>until fifty years after that that historians sweeked Oinous reported

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<v Speaker 1>that his final words were quote what an artist dies

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<v Speaker 1>in me. Political impostors, as we've seen this season, often

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<v Speaker 1>pop up when they see a specific circumstance happening. A

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<v Speaker 1>power vacuum, for example, the death of an emperor who

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<v Speaker 1>had no heir, such as Nero, left the door wide

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<v Speaker 1>open for people to make all sorts of claims. Claims

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<v Speaker 1>to being his heir, claims to being the emperor himself,

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<v Speaker 1>more and more claims. I'm sure The year sixty nine

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<v Speaker 1>was known as the year of four Emperors, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was named because four emperors ruled Rome in rapid succession

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<v Speaker 1>that year. They were galba Otho, Vitelius, and Vespasian. None

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<v Speaker 1>of those men were impostors, but this is when the

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<v Speaker 1>impostors started to come forward. Nero may have been a tyrant,

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<v Speaker 1>which actually may be attractive to some impersonators, but most

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<v Speaker 1>of all, he was just a powerful man, for better

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<v Speaker 1>or for worse. He ruled over the entire Roman Empire

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<v Speaker 1>for fourteen years. According to the Glaudian census that took

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<v Speaker 1>place in the year forty seven, the population was just

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<v Speaker 1>under seven million people. The Roman Empire was really something

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<v Speaker 1>to behold, and it's hard to know just how accurate

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<v Speaker 1>that number really is. There was biased recording, for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>and we also don't know whether or not the count

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<v Speaker 1>over the years was limited to male citizens, male citizens

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<v Speaker 1>and their families, or maybe it included women, freed men,

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<v Speaker 1>enslaved people, anybody else. Either way, we do know he

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<v Speaker 1>ruled over a huge amount of people. Even just scratching

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<v Speaker 1>the surface, Nero's rule was, let's call it turbulent, but

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<v Speaker 1>there were some really momentous and historically significant events, both

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<v Speaker 1>good and bad, mostly bad during his reign, the Great

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<v Speaker 1>Fire of Rome, which some actually claimed that Nero ignited

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<v Speaker 1>the rebellion of Buddhica against the Roman conquerors of Britain,

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<v Speaker 1>the assassination of Nero's mother and his first and second wives,

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<v Speaker 1>many many other deaths, of course, and as is synonymous

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<v Speaker 1>with Nero's brand, there was extravagant excess and that meant

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<v Speaker 1>tax increases and other unpopular decisions. With that snapshot of

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<v Speaker 1>the man who was Nero, why would anyone ever really

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<v Speaker 1>want to pretend to be him? We're going to find out.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to take a break for a word from

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<v Speaker 1>our sponsor, and when we're back where you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>first talk about Nero as the Antichrist. Welcome back to Criminalia.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would anyone want to be Nero? Well maybe power, money,

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<v Speaker 1>murder at think list goes on sure murder if you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do that, do you want to call it that?

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<v Speaker 1>Despite his marriages and lovers, Nero had no air so

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<v Speaker 1>almost immediately following his death, rival generals began moving their

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<v Speaker 1>troops toward Rome to stake they claims, and it also

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<v Speaker 1>didn't take long before people pretending to be Nero appeared,

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<v Speaker 1>according to historian sweet Tony, as several imperial edicts were

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<v Speaker 1>forged under Nero's name after he had died, and with

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<v Speaker 1>new evidence who did these forgeries. The signing of those

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<v Speaker 1>documents actually encouraged Nero's followers, who believed a very persistent

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<v Speaker 1>prophecy Nero's return was imminent to avenge himself against his enemies.

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<v Speaker 1>Please let me have a prophecy like this when I passed.

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<v Speaker 1>This idea of Nero's return was a very popular one.

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<v Speaker 1>In addition to avenging himself against his enemies, there was

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<v Speaker 1>also a belief that was known as the Nero read

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<v Speaker 1>of Eva's. That was a legend that assumed that Nero

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<v Speaker 1>was somehow still alive. Depending on who you were and

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<v Speaker 1>where you sat in society, this would have been either

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<v Speaker 1>a good or bad prediction. The wealthy, who had plotted

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<v Speaker 1>against him kind of feared that if Nero returned, he

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<v Speaker 1>would come for them first. It's kind of part of

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<v Speaker 1>that avenging himself against his enemies thing. The poor, who

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<v Speaker 1>had benefited from the emperor's public policies believed that he

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<v Speaker 1>had fled to Parthia. Today, that's the region known as

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<v Speaker 1>Corazon in Iran. They are in the seat of an

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<v Speaker 1>enemy empire. He would have been welcome to build an

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<v Speaker 1>army to destroy not just his enemies, but all of Rome.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that he would have too, because it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like he was just into destruction. So there's another thing

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<v Speaker 1>going on here. We mentioned earlier that Nero really seemed

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<v Speaker 1>to enjoy his torture of Christians, and Christianity was still

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<v Speaker 1>new in the first century, and among the Christians who

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<v Speaker 1>suffered terrible religious persecution under his rule, it was believed

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<v Speaker 1>Nero was the personification of the Antichrist, as described in

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<v Speaker 1>the Book of Revelations in the New Testament of the

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Bible. They believed for centuries, and I believe I

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<v Speaker 1>read it was into the fifth century, maybe the sixth century.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a two hundred years that Nero would return

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<v Speaker 1>to destroy Christianity. Today, scholars find it debatable whether Emperor

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<v Speaker 1>Nero was ever portrayed or in some way characterized in

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<v Speaker 1>the Bible, and they typically agree that the description of

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<v Speaker 1>the Antichrist in Revelations thirteen is really not similar enough

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<v Speaker 1>to Nero's legacy to prove or suggest anything. Nero impostors

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<v Speaker 1>began to appear just a month or two after his death,

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<v Speaker 1>and continued until the reign of Emperor Demisian began. The

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<v Speaker 1>first of the men, known as a pseudo Nero, appeared

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<v Speaker 1>in sixty We don't know his name, but what we

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<v Speaker 1>do know is that he appeared in what is modern

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<v Speaker 1>day Greece. It's speculated by some historians that this first

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<v Speaker 1>impostor decided to appear in Greece based on a trip

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<v Speaker 1>that Nero had taken a few years prior. It is

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<v Speaker 1>said that Nero absolutely loved Greece, which was then part

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<v Speaker 1>of Imperial Rome, and he took part in several Greek festivals.

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<v Speaker 1>The year that he visited, he took home a rumored

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred eight breaths of victory for his artistic presentations. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm creative. That's a lot to churn out. He should

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<v Speaker 1>be very proud. Nero also competed in the chariot races,

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<v Speaker 1>which he also won, even though he fell from his chariot.

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<v Speaker 1>Nero wins. Nero always wins. But does the fake Nero win?

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard to know. The historian Tacitus wrote that this

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<v Speaker 1>first fake Nero could have been an enslaved person from

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<v Speaker 1>Pontus which is located in what's modern day Eastern Black

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<v Speaker 1>Sea region of Turkey or Tacit is considered the man

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<v Speaker 1>may have been a freedman from Italy. In other writings,

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<v Speaker 1>because the first pseudo Nero appeared in Greece, he attributed

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<v Speaker 1>the whole impostor problem too, and I'm going to quote

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<v Speaker 1>him the gullibility of the Greeks got to get a

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<v Speaker 1>jab in. I know common Tacitus and Tacitus had more

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<v Speaker 1>to say about the not Nero. It is through Tacitus

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<v Speaker 1>that we know this fake Nero was appealing to Roman

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<v Speaker 1>soldiers to become part of his own growing armed forces,

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<v Speaker 1>and Tacitus was onto something. The first pseudo Nero was

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<v Speaker 1>able to convince a group of army deserters to join

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<v Speaker 1>up with him, believing that he was the real Nero,

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<v Speaker 1>and this group set sail, and then this pseudo Nero

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<v Speaker 1>began his career in piracy. The pseudo Nero's motley group, actually, though,

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<v Speaker 1>was blown by a storm to an island off the

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<v Speaker 1>coast of modern day Greece. It's here where his crew

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<v Speaker 1>first began acting like pirates. They stole from businesses, they

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<v Speaker 1>even stole from other pirate crews. They were known for

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<v Speaker 1>kidnapping the locals. The Romans benefited from piracy during the

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<v Speaker 1>first century, though from a Nero impostor or otherwise, so

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<v Speaker 1>this actually wasn't a bad plan for our Not Nero

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<v Speaker 1>pirates supplied the empire with all kinds of things, but

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<v Speaker 1>mostly people they had kidnapped and enslave. During this time,

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<v Speaker 1>piracy spread through the Mediterranean and that became a problem

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<v Speaker 1>for a lot of reasons, but mainly because pirate ships

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<v Speaker 1>made waterways hard or even impossible to navigate, and that

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<v Speaker 1>caused a stop or slow in trade. And because of

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<v Speaker 1>the pirates proclivity to steal, then supplies grew scarce. And

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I just came full circle here. But

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<v Speaker 1>hires the in the Mediterranean, it's a self perpetuating system.

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<v Speaker 1>According to records of naval captains at the time, it

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<v Speaker 1>was Roman senator Lucius a Supernus who finally ended this ruse.

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<v Speaker 1>He ordered his soldiers to storm the ship and kill

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<v Speaker 1>the pseudo Nero, and when the impostor was apprehended, he

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<v Speaker 1>was beheaded. The first pseudo Nero, though never broke character

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<v Speaker 1>and never stopped using the name Nero. I couldn't find this,

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<v Speaker 1>but I hope that he used the name pirate Nero

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<v Speaker 1>instead of emperor in this particular situation, but I will

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<v Speaker 1>never know, so we have to wait like ten years

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<v Speaker 1>for the second notable Nero imposter to come on the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>The second pseudo Nero appeared during the reign of Titus,

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<v Speaker 1>who was emperor from seventy nine to eighty one, and

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<v Speaker 1>this not Nero was a man named Tarenthius Maximus, who

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<v Speaker 1>was a Roman citizen. Almost certain that was the case,

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<v Speaker 1>a few things in Tarentius's story get a little jumbled

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<v Speaker 1>with time, though. He is, although infrequently, described as resembling

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<v Speaker 1>an Asian man, so this would mean Central Asian in

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<v Speaker 1>this case. It's written that some of his first supporters

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<v Speaker 1>were from Asian regions, and the Roman Empire extended into

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<v Speaker 1>Asian regions at this point. Specifically, we're talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>area that was once called Asia Minor and is now

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<v Speaker 1>modern day Turkey. It's written he resembled Nero in appearance

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<v Speaker 1>that at least a bit, and perhaps a bit in

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<v Speaker 1>his manner of speaking too, and as the pretend emperor

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<v Speaker 1>he as Nero was known to do, also sang and

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed playing the lyre, which is basically a small U

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<v Speaker 1>shaped harp, although they still the time period. He was

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<v Speaker 1>probably playing the satara, which is a heavy wooden instrument

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<v Speaker 1>with four to like seven strings, and it's really similar

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<v Speaker 1>to the liar. Aside from playing music, Tarentius had big

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<v Speaker 1>plans as a second pseudo Nero. Tarentius is a pretender

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<v Speaker 1>who did have real followers, and quite a lot of them,

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<v Speaker 1>actually spreading across the Euphrates to Parthia. His followers grew

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<v Speaker 1>large enough that he actually led a rebellion, but that

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<v Speaker 1>was quickly suppressed by Titus's forces. Ultimately, he was given

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<v Speaker 1>refuge by Roman rival are Tobanus, the third of Parthia,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was executed when his true identity was revealed.

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<v Speaker 1>And here we are with our third and final impostor.

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<v Speaker 1>The third pseudo Nero appeared twenty yet twenty years after

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<v Speaker 1>the real nero is death. He maybe twenty years closer

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<v Speaker 1>to modern times, but we know the least about this

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<v Speaker 1>fake Nero. He arrived on the scene during the reign

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<v Speaker 1>of Misian, the Roman emperor from eight one to ninety six.

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<v Speaker 1>He was actually just chiefly known for his reign of terror.

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<v Speaker 1>This not Nero was from Parthia and was backed by

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<v Speaker 1>the Parthians and the leaders of the Parthian Empire. The

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<v Speaker 1>Empire was a major political and cultural power in ancient

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<v Speaker 1>Iran between two hundred forty seven b c. Two e.

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<v Speaker 1>The Parthian Empire and the Romans, first as the Roman

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<v Speaker 1>Republic and then as the Roman Empire ward for if

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<v Speaker 1>itally it all up roughly seven hundred years. The Parthian

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<v Speaker 1>Empire stood in the way of the Roman Empire's desire

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<v Speaker 1>for eastern expansion, but that dynasty was a superpower in

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<v Speaker 1>its own right. The Empire stretched from the Mediterranean to India,

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<v Speaker 1>roughly the region located in northeastern Iran today. They didn't

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<v Speaker 1>just fight and win battles against Rome. They were also

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<v Speaker 1>successful at their commercial endeavors. Among other things, they acted

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<v Speaker 1>as intermediaries between Chinese growers and Roman manufacturers on law

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<v Speaker 1>the Silk Road. So the third fake Nero was successfully

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<v Speaker 1>able to convince a large number of people throughout both

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<v Speaker 1>the Parthian and Roman empires that he was actually Nero returned. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of them believed this prophecy. They were ready

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<v Speaker 1>for a Nero to show up exactly ultimately as the

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<v Speaker 1>other pseudo Neros. This Nero too disappeared by execution, possibly

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<v Speaker 1>as he was a party in pretending to be a Roman.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the sort of disappointing part. History doesn't leave

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<v Speaker 1>us that answer. We don't know what actually happened to him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a choose your inn adventure. You can make

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<v Speaker 1>it up yourself, which reminds me that sometimes you make

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<v Speaker 1>choose your own adventure. Cocktails and mocktails, and you probably

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<v Speaker 1>don't have one today, but I would love to hear

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<v Speaker 1>about what you do have. I hear there's more than one.

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<v Speaker 1>There's more than one because there's a chooser and adventure

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<v Speaker 1>sort of, but not for the mock tail. The mocktail

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<v Speaker 1>is very simple. Here is where I started thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>what we would do as a doneiro, which is what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to call this one because I really

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<v Speaker 1>love that phrase. Recently, on another podcast, I Do Stuff

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<v Speaker 1>You Missed in History Class, we talked about dire Coquinadia,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the first known cookbook and its recipes from

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<v Speaker 1>the first to the fourth centuries that were combined by

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<v Speaker 1>someone possibly named a pick Us in the early you

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<v Speaker 1>know stages of our history. Anyway, the pick U says

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<v Speaker 1>it's known has some good recipes for drinks, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I went to it first. There are a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>recipes it has, and I want to get credit for

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<v Speaker 1>not doing the path and easy to predict for me

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<v Speaker 1>thing but I wanted to which is rose wine. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not the drink for today, but if you're curious,

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<v Speaker 1>it involves like collecting fresh rose petals and then you

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<v Speaker 1>steep them in wine for like seven days, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you strain it and you steep it for another seven

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<v Speaker 1>days and it I didn't have twenty one days to

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<v Speaker 1>do the whole process. But also has a recipe for

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<v Speaker 1>violet wine, and that sounded yummy and delicious, and again

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't feel like steeping flowers in wine. But I

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<v Speaker 1>have a workaround that makes it quick and easy, and

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<v Speaker 1>that is violet syrup. And if you have never had this,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a majestic addition to your kitchen. You will

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<v Speaker 1>start putting it in everything. It goes great on everything

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<v Speaker 1>from ice cream into ginger ales into like even some

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<v Speaker 1>teas mixed with a violet syrup are very beautiful. I

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<v Speaker 1>just love it. So for the mocktail pseudo neuro, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to start with three quarters of an ounce of

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<v Speaker 1>violet syrup. I didn't go more than that because that

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<v Speaker 1>is another syrup that will really start to overwhelm. And

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<v Speaker 1>as I like to say, drive the bus, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get flower tastes with three quarters of an ounce, I

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<v Speaker 1>promise you, and then throw that in a glass with ice,

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<v Speaker 1>add about five ounces of cranberry juice. I like to

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<v Speaker 1>go with a low sugar cranberry juice because the violet

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<v Speaker 1>syrup tends to be very sweet. Um, so a low

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<v Speaker 1>or no sugar added is a great option here. And

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<v Speaker 1>then a splash of lime juice just to balance that

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<v Speaker 1>all out. And then you can garnish it with a

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<v Speaker 1>lime wedge if you want, or a violet if you

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<v Speaker 1>have one on hand. And it's just very refreshing and

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful and you get that lovely, lovely floral flavor. But

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<v Speaker 1>also you know, the cranberry adds its own element to

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<v Speaker 1>it and it's very very yummy. So that is the

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<v Speaker 1>pseudo nero. Um. There are two alcoholic options. One is

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<v Speaker 1>very simple, it's basically this exact recipe that we did

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<v Speaker 1>in the mocktail. And then you're just gonna add one

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<v Speaker 1>to one point five ounces of a vodka. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's predictable. But this at this point, you have a

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<v Speaker 1>floral vodka cranberry, right like, which is a fun way

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<v Speaker 1>to twist up a vodka cran and make it a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit something special. Also, you know it. You can

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<v Speaker 1>vary the amount in any of these of spirit that

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<v Speaker 1>you add depending on on how strong you want to

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<v Speaker 1>drink to be. Remember, one point five ounces is about

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<v Speaker 1>as high as you want to go by most bartending

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<v Speaker 1>regulation and standards, drink responsibly. The other alcoholic option, though,

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<v Speaker 1>is a little bit different and more involved, because as

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<v Speaker 1>you remember, this whole thing started thinking about wine, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a very common drink in Rome. They often drank water

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<v Speaker 1>down wine like people. It's kind of that thing where

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<v Speaker 1>people are like, oh, they drink all the time. Well

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<v Speaker 1>it was kind of watered down. It was like they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're standard bevrage as I like to say, to be silly.

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<v Speaker 1>So this one is gonna have very similar DNA, but

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<v Speaker 1>it starts instead with three ounces of ruby ports. And

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<v Speaker 1>I like this because you can put a ruby port

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<v Speaker 1>over a little bit of ice. It's fine. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>follow those don't involve ice rules that that some wines

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<v Speaker 1>will um. And I would add to that one point

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<v Speaker 1>five ounces of that low sugar cranberry juice because it

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<v Speaker 1>brightens it up. The ruby port is very heavy. Naturally,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna also do your three quarters of an ounce

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<v Speaker 1>of violet syrup in your splash of lime, garnish it

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<v Speaker 1>with the violet or a lime whichever you prefer. To

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<v Speaker 1>give it a little stir before you put the garnish it.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so shockingly yummy. It is much heavier because

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<v Speaker 1>that port is just naturally going to be heavier, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's a very fun one. You can pretend you're a

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<v Speaker 1>modern Roman, I guess, and you can be like, oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm practically cooking from a picky use. I'm fancy really,

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<v Speaker 1>which is you know the street cred that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to throw out at a party use? Yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people do, and that's fabulous. But those are your options.

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<v Speaker 1>So it also I kind of wanted to do three

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<v Speaker 1>separate options for the three pseudo neuros, so I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>that you did. I bet they appreciate that. Whether you

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<v Speaker 1>are a drinker or no, whether you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>a little harder in flavor with the port or keep

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<v Speaker 1>it a softer, summery vodka cran with a flower flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>You have all the options you can imagine, and I

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<v Speaker 1>hope one of those delights you and you enjoy it

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<v Speaker 1>and it adds to your We're now kind of middle

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<v Speaker 1>to end of summer at this point, everyone could use

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<v Speaker 1>a refreshing libation. Yes, thank you for spending some more

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<v Speaker 1>time with us this week. We feel so lucky every

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<v Speaker 1>time you do. And we will be right back here

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