Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
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Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. It is
Speaker 1: yet another weekend of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller
Speaker 1: and Danny g back at it. You might say, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, you told me you were not gonna be here.
Speaker 1: You said, Ben, there's no new podcast because you're traveling. Well,
Speaker 1: that was partially true. This is a new podcast. It
Speaker 1: is timeless. Think of this podcast as honey wrong because
Speaker 1: they has eternal life, shelf life. It never goes bad.
Speaker 1: If I would open a business, I would sell honey
Speaker 1: because I don't have to worry about the honeygoing bad.
Speaker 1: You can sell honey from a hundred years ago, two
Speaker 1: hundred years ago. Uh, and it doesn't matter little taste.
Speaker 1: I am technically away and so my guy, Danny G
Speaker 1: Radio has put together a cornucopia of audio gold all
Speaker 1: weekend long today and the rest of the weekend. And
Speaker 1: it's some of our favorite moments, some of the great
Speaker 1: moments from the live overnight show, and things you may
Speaker 1: have missed from the podcast. It's for your listening pleasures.
Speaker 1: So here you go today's fresh edition of The Fifth
Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G. Enjoy the This
Speaker 1: is that Danny g takeover? Was that a good enough
Speaker 1: evil laugh? Alright? So one live show moment that I
Speaker 1: get asked about the most is when coope ate that
Speaker 1: hot dog from Burger King that had been sitting for
Speaker 1: twelve to seventeen hours. This was and I actually looked
Speaker 1: it up. Matched dot com has an article about back
Speaker 1: when Burger King was trying to push hot dogs. Says
Speaker 1: that they were trying to add it to their already
Speaker 1: expansive menu. B K wanted to take over the hot
Speaker 1: dog game, but when a Burger King fan took to
Speaker 1: read it to mention how the menu item had been discontinued,
Speaker 1: one user said, I tried them once and they sucked small, hard,
Speaker 1: rubbery hot dogs lost in a seed of relish and mustard.
Speaker 1: Another major complaint against the Burger King hot dogs was
Speaker 1: that they were frequently burnt. I want a mature guy.
Speaker 1: Several Twitter users mentioned being disappointed by the dog and
Speaker 1: the fact that it was too burnt to enjoy. Burger
Speaker 1: King's hot dogs did not live up to their height
Speaker 1: and couldn't steal the show for more trustworthy items on
Speaker 1: the menu, like the whopper. This article says back when
Speaker 1: Burger King was trying to promote that they were adding
Speaker 1: hot dogs two different ones, a chili cheese dog and
Speaker 1: their regular dog earf with onions, relish, mustard, and catch up.
Speaker 1: The relish is what really killed Coop and almost had
Speaker 1: him puking. We were dying laughing. You are really going
Speaker 1: to enjoy this clip the Benn Mather Show on Fox.
Speaker 1: Later this aurady balderdash. I have an idea. Do you
Speaker 1: have any money? And do you have any cash? ID
Speaker 1: never carry cash on me? All right, let me bring
Speaker 1: Coop and Danny Jane. Coop, are you hungry? Coop? Justin Cooper?
Speaker 1: Are you hungry? I'm always husky man. Well, now that's
Speaker 1: I don't want all right, all right, all right, would
Speaker 1: you like to get a meal and some money? Coop?
Speaker 1: He's looking his heads on a swivel. He's like what's
Speaker 1: going on here? Being set up for something? I will
Speaker 1: pay you to eat a meal? Are you okay with that?
Speaker 1: I don't know what is it? Do you enjoy hot dogs?
Speaker 1: I'm not eating that hot dog. I cannot. Oh. No,
Speaker 1: Coop is turning down food, and I don't understand why,
Speaker 1: because he's eating stuff that's been left here over twenty
Speaker 1: four hours before. I don't see what the problem is. Look,
Speaker 1: I explained before, because it was not everyone's in our
Speaker 1: building here at the guy called Fox Sports Radio Studios
Speaker 1: the hollow ground we walk in, but we come in
Speaker 1: here and in our little break room, someone had left
Speaker 1: what looks to be a delicious hot dog with relish
Speaker 1: and onions on it. And it's just perfect. It's the
Speaker 1: perfect hot dog, and it's been sitting there our entire show.
Speaker 1: I am willing, Coop, if you want, I'll throw some
Speaker 1: money in. I think Danny g is good for a
Speaker 1: couple of bucks. Also, Eddie, I guess doesn't have any cash,
Speaker 1: but I could dig around to see if I could pick,
Speaker 1: you know, like ten cents or something. We'll throw some
Speaker 1: money down. How much would it take? And the reason, well,
Speaker 1: we're all you know, we're doing overnights here, coop. But
Speaker 1: what would it take to get you to take a
Speaker 1: nice big bite of that hot dog? Just one bite? Well,
Speaker 1: it's got to be a large Well, that's just getting
Speaker 1: very graphic. You've got to take a significant it's exactly
Speaker 1: exactly like you want a large amount of the dog.
Speaker 1: You gotta. I will allow you to warm it up
Speaker 1: if you want. The hot dog was playing this, This
Speaker 1: would be easy, but there's been like condiment stuff sitting
Speaker 1: on it all day. It's soaking in there. Well, I
Speaker 1: think our our rat care of some of that. Danny.
Speaker 1: It looks like we're on the left side. No, he's
Speaker 1: right there on the left side of the dog. Examin
Speaker 1: he's not gonna eat it now the other side, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you could eat the other side. This is
Speaker 1: the other side looks like it's untouched. And then well,
Speaker 1: I'll let you eat the other side. You don't if
Speaker 1: you eat the side which looks like the rat took
Speaker 1: a little fifteen dollars, that is all, and for for
Speaker 1: twenty I'll take a bite off the rats. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: but we get to periscope, We get to periscope. Hell yeah, piscope.
Speaker 1: But if he's gonna do. Let me let me go
Speaker 1: look at the host already getting I haven't. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it for a while. I think it's decomposing right now,
Speaker 1: go look at it and make your decision. There, Go
Speaker 1: look at it all right. It is the The Benn
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Speaker 1: can tweet me Eddie Garcia at Eddie on Fox Little Taste. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what Coop is contemplating. I just tweeted out a
Speaker 1: picture of him with the hot dog. Will he eat it?
Speaker 1: And how much will it cost? That's next, here's Ben Maller. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's the big issue that's on that's the burning question.
Speaker 1: We've got Alex who is the technical producer for Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Daybreaking. Here he's already pulled out fifteen large. I
Speaker 1: got a match, and he says he's he's thrown at
Speaker 1: that row on money. You sent a photo. Let's see
Speaker 1: what I got here? Uh so I better match that.
Speaker 1: I'll match the fifteen. I'll match. So that's thirty. I'll
Speaker 1: match the fifteen. Danny, you want to add throw something
Speaker 1: in there? What do you You don't have to throw
Speaker 1: fifteen and it's a lot. Yeah, I'm like the looneys.
Speaker 1: I got five on five all right, so that's thirty five, Eddie,
Speaker 1: what do you want to throw in the pot? Can
Speaker 1: I pay him later? See? I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know that Alex is willing to throw in
Speaker 1: the whole fifteen. I think he said he said all
Speaker 1: fifteen is out. You're committing him. He's all in on
Speaker 1: the fifteen. Now I'll put in five as well. So
Speaker 1: it's a forty dollar way now to eat the entire
Speaker 1: hot here's the go on periscope. Just in case he
Speaker 1: doesn't ready to do this now, I don't know if
Speaker 1: he's gonna do it, Just get ready, Well, how can
Speaker 1: they fight it on periscope? Just in case, Just in case,
Speaker 1: the periscope addresses Eddie E D D I E on
Speaker 1: F s R Eddie on F second to get it
Speaker 1: up here, I get it up just in case. No sausage.
Speaker 1: I sent out a tweet. Yes I want to that's
Speaker 1: what a hot dog is, a sausage. That's another way
Speaker 1: to say. All right, so, Coop, this is forty dollars
Speaker 1: now for for our forty dollars that we're all putting
Speaker 1: in here, this is what we get, all right, We
Speaker 1: get the joy of watching you eat the dog. You
Speaker 1: cannot eat it up. It's been sitting around for at
Speaker 1: least twelve hours here at Fox Sports Radio. At least
Speaker 1: twelve hours and probably longer. I was able to touch
Speaker 1: the bun and it's it's rock hard. It is like
Speaker 1: it's like eating a cardboard. I guess it would be
Speaker 1: the texture there. It's gonna be a great drop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, said forty Coop, we put this. This is
Speaker 1: gonna be live on periscope. Okay, Eddie's recording right now, Coop,
Speaker 1: what is your answer. I've got I'm holding the money
Speaker 1: hash money in my hand. Alex has his money here.
Speaker 1: It is cash money right there, I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to seduce a stripper. I've got to see. This
Speaker 1: is what you do. This is a move. I learned
Speaker 1: this and oh, I learned this in all of the
Speaker 1: uh the strip clubs. We're forty dollars. We accept the offer.
Speaker 1: Do you not accept the alright? Forty dollars? Justin Cooper
Speaker 1: is gonna eat a twelve hour old hot dog at
Speaker 1: least twelve the twelve hours. We're live on Fox Sports Radio,
Speaker 1: Cooper Loop. And it's got covered in relish and onions.
Speaker 1: I could smell it from down the hall when it
Speaker 1: was in the break room. I'm sure it was good
Speaker 1: when it first came here, but not no, and I
Speaker 1: just just I'm just going for it. Is it? Should
Speaker 1: we all say? Uh? Countdown? We have a prayer or
Speaker 1: something like this. I don't know you have three? All right,
Speaker 1: let's do it, Cooper Loop. We're live on Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 1: Don't curse, the mics are open to all right, here
Speaker 1: we go and you're on your way go all right? Oh,
Speaker 1: my guy's discussed and took the first bite once again
Speaker 1: on periscope Eddie on f s R. The user name
Speaker 1: that did he eat? Just did he Danny, did he
Speaker 1: eat the side with the rat on it or the
Speaker 1: other side. We went for the other side side. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a good strategy. It's a conservative side there. He's
Speaker 1: got to eat the hold. If you don't eat the
Speaker 1: whole dog, Coop, you don't get the full forty dollars.
Speaker 1: And he just put the trash can closer to him. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is good. Here, this is my producer, Justin Cooper
Speaker 1: eating old food that was laying around the Guico Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Radio studios. You've got a hot dog at least
Speaker 1: twelve hours old. What's going on over there? Coop? Burger
Speaker 1: King should stick to burgers. I mean, thanks for the
Speaker 1: mean thanks for that, very very helpful Coop. I appreciate that. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's great, good burger. Yes, alright, thank you, Yes, I
Speaker 1: keep eating. Don't stop. The money's on the line. Oh
Speaker 1: that again, it's an old It was wonderful. Something came
Speaker 1: out of it. Looks like his face, it looks like
Speaker 1: his face is turned in colors. How much of the
Speaker 1: dog is he eating? Like, yeah, I'm in the other studio,
Speaker 1: I'm looking through the glass here. How much of the
Speaker 1: dog is he He is almost halfway done? Yeah, Cooper,
Speaker 1: you have a reversal of fortune. You don't get the money,
Speaker 1: you know, you know I've got the money right here,
Speaker 1: I got right here. Come out. This relish is off
Speaker 1: the stomach of steel. All right, it's the bennerf No,
Speaker 1: that's it's as is the Benn Maller Show. Justin Cooper
Speaker 1: is eating old food. Coop. We have a network clock here, Coop,
Speaker 1: so we can't. I know you like to take your
Speaker 1: time eating, but we have a network clock here. So uh,
Speaker 1: Eddie's handing over the camera on periscope to Alex, who
Speaker 1: will now hold because Eddie's got to do it, okay,
Speaker 1: And you are the slowest eater you know. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. First of all, if you're gonna eat
Speaker 1: something offensive, you do it correctly. You don't take your
Speaker 1: time like you're enjoying it like he's enjoying it though,
Speaker 1: But he's going he's doing it, Eddie. Isn't the strategy
Speaker 1: to do it quickly? Yeah, it's like ripping the band
Speaker 1: aid on. You're not eating a fine steak at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: and he's eating it like this is unreal. I thought
Speaker 1: this would be already done by now he's still eating.
Speaker 1: It smells like something died in the studio. How much
Speaker 1: of the dog is left? How much do we have
Speaker 1: to go? He's like he just playing, all right, you
Speaker 1: gotta keep it down for ten minutes, you know, the
Speaker 1: rest of the show. Rest of the show, the rest
Speaker 1: of the show, of the show for the forty bucks
Speaker 1: you get the rest. Can't disappear to the bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't. And know if I noticed did it? He
Speaker 1: did it. That's amazing. It's the greatest thing ever achieved
Speaker 1: on the Ben Mallory Show right there. That's a great
Speaker 1: athletic performance here, the lebron James of the show. How
Speaker 1: do you feel right now? I feel like we're gonna
Speaker 1: need Genie. I would feel cheap? Was it good for you?
Speaker 1: Because he was? Well? Get some postgame reaction coming up.
Speaker 1: But Coop has done it. He has done it. He
Speaker 1: has done it, the great hot dog challenge of the
Speaker 1: old food at the radio station. We will get the
Speaker 1: update on how Cooper is feeling. We're gonna have balder
Speaker 1: dash as well. I'm gonna have to hand over the
Speaker 1: money eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Benny's Balderdash.
Speaker 1: But that was exciting. We'll get to it. Next, The
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Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio Studios. Here's Ben Maller. Let me just say,
Speaker 1: I love Burger King. In fact, I am going to
Speaker 1: eat Burger King hot dogs for lunch on on Friday.
Speaker 1: They're great, They're wonderful. This just happened to be an
Speaker 1: item that was laying around for twelve hours and Coop
Speaker 1: just ate it. Coop ate the entire dog, my producer
Speaker 1: Justin Cooper, a piece of food that was laying around
Speaker 1: for twelve hours. We think it might have been nibbled
Speaker 1: on by a rat. And then it was yes. And
Speaker 1: so we originally were offering Coop fifteen dollars. I matched
Speaker 1: the fifteen that Alex, the one of the producers of
Speaker 1: Daybreak put up, so we were up to thirty and
Speaker 1: then with the extra money from Danny g and Eddie,
Speaker 1: we got to forty dollars. And so that's where we
Speaker 1: were and coop ate it. But he's got to keep
Speaker 1: it down for the next he Look, he does not
Speaker 1: look like he's in any kind of trouble at all,
Speaker 1: and it just has I don't know, Eddie. During your update,
Speaker 1: he kept saying that he was burping something up. It's
Speaker 1: the births taste discussing because not because the burger and
Speaker 1: hot dog wasn't delicious. Coop, look what I have. I'm
Speaker 1: holding a cold seven up soda. How much would you love?
Speaker 1: It's just like bucks back. You're listening to the best
Speaker 1: of the Fifth Hour. I didn't even know that was
Speaker 1: a thing. I'm sure it's not very long, but here
Speaker 1: it is the best of the best of the best
Speaker 1: of the fifth Hour. Another radio guy we're dropping names here,
Speaker 1: former very briefly, a colleague of ours at Fox Sports
Speaker 1: Radio and one of the great late night hosts who's
Speaker 1: done it a lot longer than I have, and someone
Speaker 1: I respect in radio because he's been good at it
Speaker 1: for a long time. That relevant, Yeah, that was one
Speaker 1: of the highlights of the entire trip to Radio Row.
Speaker 1: I remember being a little kid in the car when
Speaker 1: my family moved from l A to the Bay. I
Speaker 1: remember being in the Bay Area. He was the first
Speaker 1: sports talk radio guy to simulcast his show. Actually got
Speaker 1: to see what he looked like as he did his
Speaker 1: show on cable TV, and then we would hear him
Speaker 1: on the radio as we drove in the car. And
Speaker 1: one of his sticks was his listeners would call in
Speaker 1: and they would tell him what kind of alcohol they
Speaker 1: would like him to pour. Pour me in old English
Speaker 1: and they had different sound effects of the alcohol being poured.
Speaker 1: All these years later and all the success he's had,
Speaker 1: it was very cool to talk to him in person
Speaker 1: and then see how much he looked up to you
Speaker 1: and guys like you, because you guys have a lot
Speaker 1: in common obviously. Yeah, it's great. I've known, you know.
Speaker 1: I listened to Scott too before you know, I was
Speaker 1: actually in the business, but it was kind of early
Speaker 1: on and stuff. But Scott's been on forever and we
Speaker 1: worked I worked with him his west he was working
Speaker 1: at Westwood One. His syndicated show was picked up by
Speaker 1: the local affiliate I was working at, and then you know,
Speaker 1: they tried to make it like a local national thing
Speaker 1: because he was in l A. He was living in
Speaker 1: Orange County, and so he came to some remote and
Speaker 1: we kind of hung out together there and then he
Speaker 1: came through Fox Sports Radio briefly, but it was great
Speaker 1: to talk to him. He's very kind. He said some
Speaker 1: nice things about me on the show, which was cool.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna get Scott on the podcast. I think
Speaker 1: he's he's good to go. He says he's good to
Speaker 1: do it. And we were catching up and we're talking
Speaker 1: about his days at Fox Sports Radio and he's told
Speaker 1: me he knows me, and there's like a few other people,
Speaker 1: it's hardly anybody that it's crazy how long he's been gone.
Speaker 1: It seems like he was just there. To me. My
Speaker 1: concept of time, of course, like Einstein's quote, what is time?
Speaker 1: This time even exists, But it seems like I can remember,
Speaker 1: like it seems like it was like two months ago
Speaker 1: Farrell was working at our place. But it's probably been fifteen,
Speaker 1: sixteen years, seventeen years since he worked. There's something along
Speaker 1: those lines. It's been an insane amount of time. And
Speaker 1: so yeah, everyone's pretty much turned over multiple times since then,
Speaker 1: as is the radio world that we live in right.
Speaker 1: A lot of change, a lot of that. Although we've
Speaker 1: had some pretty good stability lately, at Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 1: What kind of Clay getting promoted kind of ruined that.
Speaker 1: But that's good for Clay because he got the Limbaugh
Speaker 1: Show and all that. So it was it was neat
Speaker 1: talking to Farrell and and his thing and his radio
Speaker 1: run and he's does some Internet TV thing as well,
Speaker 1: so he's got a lot going on. He's It's so
Speaker 1: weird because you know, I knew Farrell before he really
Speaker 1: had a family or anything like that. Now he's, you know,
Speaker 1: all grown up. We're all grown up, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was telling us about how two of his boys
Speaker 1: are basketball stars at their school, so yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: Then to hear somebody talking about their kids in high
Speaker 1: school and stuff like that, You're like, wow, times are passing. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: time does not slow down for anyone. The train keeps
Speaker 1: a moving, that is for sure. He's joining us now
Speaker 1: from a suite at an unnamed hotel in Atlantic City,
Speaker 1: and he has been up for a few hours now
Speaker 1: as we are having this conversation. So, Scott, has the
Speaker 1: trip been good or bad? In Atlantic City? I was
Speaker 1: kind of tripping and you know, like one in the morning,
Speaker 1: here I am with this giant bag of money and
Speaker 1: then I was with my buddy and I walked with
Speaker 1: him and I said, Um, if anyone even comes near me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gouge their fani house. I'm literally yeah. I said,
Speaker 1: you're gonna see a side of me you've never seen before. Said,
Speaker 1: you've never seen the side of me, but it's gonna
Speaker 1: come out if anyone comes near me, because I had
Speaker 1: a bag of money that most people will never see
Speaker 1: in their lifetime. And then afterwards we took pictures of it.
Speaker 1: It was the funniest thing. We went up to the suite.
Speaker 1: It was a badass suite. It's the size of Texas,
Speaker 1: and we just poured this bag of money all over
Speaker 1: the bed and then we took pictures with it, you know,
Speaker 1: just for our family sure, and no one else, because
Speaker 1: I can't be showing that it's picture to anybody because
Speaker 1: it's criminal. No. All I know is I left here
Speaker 1: with a ton of money, and my buddy loved to
Speaker 1: leave in more money. And we're gonna go eat breakfast
Speaker 1: and make fun of people. And um, we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to take the bag of money into the restaurant with
Speaker 1: us because I'm not leaving it in the car. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: So It's just it's like out of a movie, right, Scott.
Speaker 1: This is like you're you know, you break the casino
Speaker 1: and your did they did they give you the bag
Speaker 1: or did you have to bring the bag for the money?
Speaker 1: How did that work? They gave me the bag? And
Speaker 1: the guy was funny. I said to him, I said, uh,
Speaker 1: I got better than you, Mitchell. And the guy was
Speaker 1: like seventy and he goes art. I said, who's better
Speaker 1: than you? Mitchell? Anyway? No one? I go, that's right, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's better than you? Because you just did.
Speaker 1: And then when he counted, when he counted it, I
Speaker 1: was like one, two, sree, and I go fans and
Speaker 1: my Curke dance bands and my Curd dance bands and
Speaker 1: make bands and make im dancel right now. And I'm
Speaker 1: naked in my suite. I just took us out bands
Speaker 1: and make Curd bands and make youre dance. And let's
Speaker 1: just say, um, I'm not talking I'm talking roll over,
Speaker 1: roll over six figures. I'm not talking six figures. I'm
Speaker 1: talking roll over six figures. I could run in this
Speaker 1: account for in a matter of I guess six months,
Speaker 1: and you know, in about through four months maybe not
Speaker 1: even six months. It was like the last half of
Speaker 1: the NFL season and Bold season, and I guess a
Speaker 1: little touch of NBA in there as well. And you
Speaker 1: don't even funnier is that? Uh? I have a um
Speaker 1: just dancing right there naked in my sweep and make
Speaker 1: me breathe. That's not a good sign. But I did
Speaker 1: play basketball last night, and I did have ten five, one,
Speaker 1: one and one the one guime, the one steel of
Speaker 1: the one blong shot to go whether it was nice.
Speaker 1: But we have a bet this guy and I and
Speaker 1: he's a lot smarter than me, and I'm just better
Speaker 1: looking at him. We have a bet on MBAT as
Speaker 1: the m D p at plus three thousand for ten grand.
Speaker 1: Can you do that math? That's three large? And when
Speaker 1: I looked at the guy in the mirror in the
Speaker 1: in the change, I said, I'll see you soon that
Speaker 1: so let's see, I'll see So I want to don't
Speaker 1: get a bigger bat. So, Scott, do they put your
Speaker 1: photo up in the casino earlier like band now because
Speaker 1: you took too much money? How's that worked there? Well,
Speaker 1: what happens is they take they make you stand there
Speaker 1: and they film you and so they have facial recognition.
Speaker 1: And so when I go in and when my buddy
Speaker 1: goes into the sports book, we're not allowed to back
Speaker 1: on sports anymore because because they don't like they don't
Speaker 1: like people that win. They like people that are stupid
Speaker 1: and that lose. They love those people. They'll fill you
Speaker 1: up with drinks, give you a room, give you a steak. See,
Speaker 1: I don't want all that. I already got rooms, sweets.
Speaker 1: I got sweets. My buddy sat down last night with
Speaker 1: fifty large to play black jack, and un less than
Speaker 1: thirty minutes he had sixty. And I said, get up
Speaker 1: in line. That's line. That's not now even how much
Speaker 1: funny I go, I didn't want to check to look
Speaker 1: at me anymore. I looked at her. I go, don't
Speaker 1: look at me, don't mean look at me, don't want
Speaker 1: to me. And she's like, uh, scared of death of us,
Speaker 1: scared to death of us. They thought I was some
Speaker 1: kind of criminal because you know my voice, uh rather
Speaker 1: grading and painful and acidic, and I'm just you know,
Speaker 1: I'm scary. And if I raised my boys, people think
Speaker 1: I'm yelling, and I'm just like, we gotta go now.
Speaker 1: Now we got sixty. Let's get out of here. We
Speaker 1: went to the cha age and to get the money
Speaker 1: to get the ten large on top of the fifty.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there and there was a guy. I swear
Speaker 1: to god, there was a guy sitting there at two
Speaker 1: thirty three in the morning and he was watching the
Speaker 1: Nature Boy. He was watching Ric Flair to some kind
Speaker 1: of in ring speech at the w w E event
Speaker 1: like WrestleMania. And I was like, I looked up my hand,
Speaker 1: what's a rich Flair here? And I was like, you
Speaker 1: got any read Scott? Are you playing to sleep at
Speaker 1: all today? Hey? It's been writing out the storm, the
Speaker 1: audio storm, And I thought, what ftter way to ride
Speaker 1: out a storm? Then bunker down with some marginal audio
Speaker 1: content pencil next and that would be the best of
Speaker 1: the fifth hour. I wish I could pull off those suits. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that is that right? Yeah? I'm just kidding. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna go full Rob Parker? You know Rob loves
Speaker 1: loves Nikes. I slapped the Fox logo on some Nikes.
Speaker 1: Uh well yeah, but Rob, I love him. I don't
Speaker 1: you think he's paying full price for the Nikes. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm thinking he's got a deal he knows somebody, right.
Speaker 1: My favorite part with Rob when we walked into our
Speaker 1: green room or is it a greener? I guess it's
Speaker 1: a blue room at Fox Sports Radio. The kitchen, the
Speaker 1: Smurf kitchen, Yeah, the Smurf kitchen. And he had the
Speaker 1: actual racks of clothing. Yes, he had a full wardrobe
Speaker 1: of Fox Sports Radio merchandise ready to go. The blue kitchen.
Speaker 1: Somebody put a sign on top of it kind of
Speaker 1: google around. Was fun. Um, Yeah, that was That was
Speaker 1: pretty good Rob's hustling. Man. I love We've got Robbed
Speaker 1: on the podcast several times. I was always hosted. I
Speaker 1: last time he was on the podcast was during the
Speaker 1: the World Series and he told the story about he
Speaker 1: flew to Atlanta and he flew Spirit Airlines. It's a
Speaker 1: great story and he Spirit Airlines charges for everything. I
Speaker 1: think they charge if you breathe when you fly on
Speaker 1: the Spirit and per breath you take and per heartbeat
Speaker 1: and all that. And so Rob found a work around.
Speaker 1: He got the cheapest flight he could to Atlanta, and
Speaker 1: he spent like a hundred bucks around trip or some
Speaker 1: ridiculous amount of money. And but he saved the money
Speaker 1: on the carry on. He brought no clothes. He just
Speaker 1: brought like a bag. I guess he was allowed to
Speaker 1: bring his computer and that was it. And then when
Speaker 1: he got to Atlanta, he just went to like a
Speaker 1: ross dress for less type store and bought some a
Speaker 1: couple of shirts and a couple of pairs of pants
Speaker 1: to wear for the weekend. And then when he when
Speaker 1: he left, he couldn't bring the clothe his back, so
Speaker 1: he just left him in the hotel. That's awesome. That's
Speaker 1: such a I'm a tight wad, but that's like next level.
Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, yeah, no, wonder the two of you
Speaker 1: get along so well, oh yeah we do. In fact,
Speaker 1: I've never told this story. I happened last weekend after
Speaker 1: the Rams got pole axed against the Green Bay Packers
Speaker 1: and Matthew Stafford through another interception that was returned for
Speaker 1: a touchdown. Rob text me and he's like, what do
Speaker 1: you think of Staffy? And we're going back and forth
Speaker 1: on Stafford. He's advising me that I must I must
Speaker 1: jump ship on Matthew Stafford. He's giving me the whole
Speaker 1: rap about that Bamford. Yeah, he was going through the
Speaker 1: whole thing, and uh, you know, I'm coming back I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, you know, yeah, I'm just gonna gonna ride
Speaker 1: this thing out. It's just a slump. We all go
Speaker 1: through slumps, right, Danny. You know, looking to see here?
Speaker 1: Nothing to see here? Yeah, I mean it's like the
Speaker 1: first eight games, Matthew Stafford was fine and he beat
Speaker 1: Tom Brady and Russell Wilson in the first eight games,
Speaker 1: and that now he's gone through a tough patch. But
Speaker 1: the good news is that they play Jacksonville tomorrow and
Speaker 1: so that now, if if they lose to Jacksonville at
Speaker 1: that point eighty, then uh, then I'm gone. I'm out,
Speaker 1: and uh I will not I will not look back. Okay,
Speaker 1: I will say bye bye, I will pack it in
Speaker 1: for the year, and you'll put your Mallard Raiders hat
Speaker 1: back on the greatness of the Raids. But for the Rams,
Speaker 1: it'll be yeah, not not good, not good, uh for sure.
Speaker 1: But what's going on with you, Danny? What have you
Speaker 1: been up to? We have not caught up, and we
Speaker 1: did text a few times to work out some logistical
Speaker 1: things for the podcast, and you were very good at that,
Speaker 1: hard working lining up people for the podcast, which I appreciate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love chasing guests down, you know, with Clay Trap
Speaker 1: that was one of the main things that I did.
Speaker 1: Whether it was a guy who was national on all
Speaker 1: the news programs because he saved his little dog from
Speaker 1: the grip of an alligator's teeth while he kept his
Speaker 1: cigar in his mouth. There would be stories like that
Speaker 1: where Clay would be like, I want that guy on
Speaker 1: the show, get him on the show. And I would
Speaker 1: track the guy down and get him on the show.
Speaker 1: And I really love to hunt though, because it would
Speaker 1: be fun actually calling the TV and newspapers, you know
Speaker 1: that put out the stories on whoever was in the news,
Speaker 1: and then you have to schmooze these people to get
Speaker 1: the information on said party. And then once you finally
Speaker 1: have that, then you have to schmooze the person that's
Speaker 1: in the news to get them on your program. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's the chase, right, It's just like dating Chase. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of guy love the chase. And then
Speaker 1: when you actually find someone, you're like get old board.
Speaker 1: You're like, wait a minute, I found somebody. Want to
Speaker 1: I want to go back and Chase. I want to
Speaker 1: be out in the in the jungle, out there Yeah,
Speaker 1: the chase was really cool, though it would take days.
Speaker 1: Some guests it would take weeks. Like he wanted Carol
Speaker 1: Baskin on, and you know, because she was on Dancing
Speaker 1: with the Stars and he got a kick out of that,
Speaker 1: and I said, I'm gonna get in touch with her.
Speaker 1: So I did. I found an email for her, and
Speaker 1: as you can imagine, she was really um. She doesn't
Speaker 1: trust many people, and luck yeah, she was gun shy.
Speaker 1: Gun shines the white right way to put it. Uh.
Speaker 1: So I had to ben, I had to become a friend.
Speaker 1: I emailed back and forth with her for like two weeks.
Speaker 1: By the time the whole process was over and I
Speaker 1: booked her for the show, we were texting each other
Speaker 1: like we were buddies. Yeah, she has to do it.
Speaker 1: She has pictures of my cat Mac Carol Baskin. As
Speaker 1: we go out, one positive is at least you gotta
Speaker 1: catch phrase, Danny g who set this up. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you coming on, would like for you to say, hey
Speaker 1: are you cool cats and kittens? As we as we
Speaker 1: had out. Actually I should have started with hey are
Speaker 1: you cool cats and kitten? Isn't She's suing Netflix of
Speaker 1: over the new Tiger King thing that's out or is
Speaker 1: it out yet or is it coming out? It is out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna tell you got to watch that on Netflix.
Speaker 1: I'm a couple of episodes in Okay. Obviously can get
Speaker 1: her book, but I I really don't think she's gonna
Speaker 1: talk to anybody anymore, not with a pending lawsuit I had.
Speaker 1: I had an in with the guy through some friends
Speaker 1: of mine, the guy suing the Angels. I think the
Speaker 1: lawsuit was kicked out, but it's been refiled. There was
Speaker 1: a the guy that paid the price. He was the
Speaker 1: clubhouse guy for the Angels that was rubbing up the
Speaker 1: baseballs and and and helping the pictures with the sticky,
Speaker 1: the tack, the special that wasn't even spot. It wasn't
Speaker 1: Spider Tach. It was some special Google who he had
Speaker 1: come up with with with the Angels years ago. And
Speaker 1: he was like all these star players were, you know,
Speaker 1: turning to him to get the stuff. And then when
Speaker 1: Baseball decided to crack down on the Google, they fired him.
Speaker 1: They got rid of this guy, and uh, we were
Speaker 1: gonna have him on and then it didn't. The lawyers
Speaker 1: got in a way because there's appending a legal system,
Speaker 1: a legal situation, so he couldn't. It's hard to book
Speaker 1: a fall guy. Yeah, yeah, that guy was the I mean,
Speaker 1: I I remember I covered the Angels a lot like
Speaker 1: way back, like in the Stone Age, and this cat
Speaker 1: was out there back then, and everyone loved him. And
Speaker 1: this is back in the nineties and so, and he
Speaker 1: just got let go a couple of years ago. He
Speaker 1: was beloved and we actually saw there were some guys
Speaker 1: that played in that era while he Joiner and a
Speaker 1: few other people that came out defending the guy and
Speaker 1: went against major League Baseball, which was which was rare
Speaker 1: usually want to break the code or whatever, but some
Speaker 1: guys did that back in the day. So what's really
Speaker 1: interesting about Carol Baskin in her story is that there
Speaker 1: have been some documents that have come to light that
Speaker 1: are showing that maybe her ex husband is alive in
Speaker 1: Costa Rica. This murderous, cat loving woman that everybody likes
Speaker 1: to just assume did something really bad. Uh, there's some
Speaker 1: other thoughts out there now that, oh, maybe that dude's
Speaker 1: alive in Costa Rica living a secret life. Because the
Speaker 1: second season has shown her ex husband was kind of
Speaker 1: a shady guy. It looks like, Wow, there's so many
Speaker 1: layers to that story. Man, they could have probably four
Speaker 1: seasons of that show. Yeah, I know the alternative reality.
Speaker 1: That's where I would go Costa Rica if I needed
Speaker 1: to go. I've heard it's beautiful. I used to have
Speaker 1: guys that were fans of the show that ran illegal
Speaker 1: sports books in Costa Rica, and they were pen pals
Speaker 1: of mine. And you know that's where two talk went. Oh,
Speaker 1: I see he's living. Is that where he's is Elvis?
Speaker 1: Elvis is getting old? But is Elvis down there too?
Speaker 1: His corpse maybe? But maybe his corpse. I thought he
Speaker 1: was working at a fast food place in Louisville Elvis.
Speaker 1: That was when I was a kid. That was the
Speaker 1: rumor that Elvis was still alive. And Parking is alive
Speaker 1: and well though he's definitely taking people's scuba diving, is he.
Speaker 1: Have you been to Costa Rica. I've never been to
Speaker 1: cost I have not. You know, anywhere where you need
Speaker 1: a net over your body because of the bugs. It
Speaker 1: doesn't sound fun to me. Most of South America, from
Speaker 1: what I've heard, the bugs are bigger and uh, certainly
Speaker 1: in the tropical places. Yeah. I have family lives in
Speaker 1: Florida and depending on what part of Florida you're in
Speaker 1: in the time of the year. I mean it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like I see these people living in and not
Speaker 1: just Florida, but like South Carolina and parts of Georgia,
Speaker 1: these alligators wandering around. You're living with dinosaurs. Yeah, it's crazy,
Speaker 1: freaking dinosaur. I know there's bears and stuff like that
Speaker 1: where we live, and a little small obcats and whatnot,
Speaker 1: but still crocodiles. You can kidding me. I'm actually on
Speaker 1: the live air. Yes, wrong, it is timeless and here
Speaker 1: it is on the fifth hour, real quick, when Benett
Speaker 1: ended on a high note, this is for you, straight
Speaker 1: from Facebook. Can't make this up from Ruben Ben You
Speaker 1: such a b really a question, but I like it.
Speaker 1: It's like your fans are up listening. All right. There
Speaker 1: you go there, very nice, outstanding. What is still wrong
Speaker 1: with the clippers? Osta Pasta gotta murder, I gotta go