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Speaker 1: It's the new home of the Jewil Show. Ladies and gents,

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Speaker 1: this is the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: is here. Get your butt at the front door. We

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Speaker 1: are supervillains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: do it in style. It's time for the best ready

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Speaker 1: ego you've heard in a wild the Jewels Show. It

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Speaker 1: is Friday. We've been talking about it all week. Somebody

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Speaker 1: on the show did come down with the COVID and

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Speaker 1: so we've all had a quarantine. So Alex and I

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Speaker 1: are at the house. English Evan is at his grandma's

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Speaker 1: house where he lives. It's also his house. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: currently have the blanket over my head as usual. Yes,

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Speaker 1: English Evan has to have a blanket over his head

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Speaker 1: because his microphone is too echoy and to start the

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Speaker 1: show today. I don't know if you guys realize it

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Speaker 1: or not, but it's almost Christmas time. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: very COVID Christmas this year of a white one. Well,

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Speaker 1: I know one person who's going to be be having a

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Speaker 1: green Christmas. Who's that? Santa? Thanks for asking me who

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Speaker 1: it is, for making an easy setup for that. Smoking

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Speaker 1: A lot of marri Juana. No, not like that. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. I mean, he needs to relax too,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's busy this time of year. I mean,

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Speaker 1: how do you get around the world that quick? I

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Speaker 1: would definitely be doing that after I was done just

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Speaker 1: chilling out on the couch of Miss Clause. The website

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Speaker 1: insure dot com just calculated Santa's estimated salary and he

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Speaker 1: guesses on how much Santa would make if he made money,

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Speaker 1: because we know he gets paid in joy. Yeah, children's joy,

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Speaker 1: not actual money. But that's how much do you think

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Speaker 1: he would make? Forty four million dollars? Forty four mill

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Speaker 1: huh wow. He's not an NFL player, Yeah, yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: talking about a year, Alex, but he's Santa Claus. Yes,

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Speaker 1: a year. Wow, that's a lot of money. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with like ten million a year. You're

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Speaker 1: going millions too? Huh yeah, No, definitely not colle No

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Speaker 1: forty four bucks. The website insure dot com just calculated

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Speaker 1: Santa's estimated salary and it is one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: seven thousand, and three hundred dollars. Not that impressive, Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: He should be paid more than pro athletes. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean teachers also should probably paid a better salary

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Speaker 1: to all the people that do good in the world

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Speaker 1: gets screwed. All the people that play sports and are

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Speaker 1: just kind of a holes makeup money. They calculate the

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Speaker 1: salary based on Santa's different jobs, like managing a workshop

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Speaker 1: with the elves. Oh yeah, he probably won't be able

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Speaker 1: to pay them very well if he only makes one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty though, because there's a lot of elves. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't pay him at all. It slave or we

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Speaker 1: all know that. Also reading letters, he gets paid for that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who actually gets paid for reading letters,

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Speaker 1: but reading letters, doing private investigator work to determine if

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Speaker 1: and does the elves shop. I know. Yeah, well, let's

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Speaker 1: dock that salary a little bit now. It should be

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Speaker 1: one hundred and forty rand a year. Also making deliveries.

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Speaker 1: He's pretty much the first Jeff Bezos. Wow, yea Jeff

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Speaker 1: Bezos Santa the creator of Amazon. Seriously, yeah, how do

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Speaker 1: one day? Jeff Holm, We just figured it out. We did, so,

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Speaker 1: Hold on, let me google Jeff Basos is net worth

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Speaker 1: real quick. I didn't know about you, guys. I've never

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Speaker 1: seen Santa and Jeff Bezos at the same time in

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Speaker 1: the same way either, that's true, neither have I. Jeff

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Speaker 1: Basos aka Santa Clause is worth one hundred and eighty

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Speaker 1: five point four billions, so they were really off with

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Speaker 1: their estimate of one hundred fifty seven thousand, trying to

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Speaker 1: protect us. Yeah, text in four Onlo six one. Do

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Speaker 1: you think we figured it out? Jeff Basos is actually Santa?

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Speaker 1: All right? All that stuff is coming on the show

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Speaker 1: to day. I remember Freestyle Friday in just a little bit. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's tiktokward some hilarious TikTok videos from the week and

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Speaker 1: of course phone prank first day follow up, all that

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Speaker 1: good stuff. And we will stay quarantined and English Heaven

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Speaker 1: will stay at his grandma's house with a blanket over

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Speaker 1: his head. So it's not too equay for you today.

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Speaker 1: You welcome. Well, his heaters on and that's really yes,

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Speaker 1: Well it's so hot. I can't even tell you how

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Speaker 1: hot it is. It's ridiculous. Grandma, she's you know, eighty

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Speaker 1: seven years old. Of course your house is gonna be hot,

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Speaker 1: Freeze and die. The Jewel Show on demand only on

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Speaker 1: iheartradiou said, I'm the man, you're not super hot? I am.

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Speaker 1: That's right. It's Freestyle Friday. It's a Jewel show. Text

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Speaker 1: topic to be about? We do it every single Friday

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Speaker 1: for no good reason, because it was fun. You give

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Speaker 1: They said, will you wrap about potatoes? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the potato the potato Man is back week. Yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: we should do potato next week. So that they stopped

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Speaker 1: And this week's Freestyle Friday is going to be very awkward,

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Speaker 1: more than usual, more awkward than usually. Yeah, we're on

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Speaker 1: who because of the hippolas. Maybe we should rap out hippolas.

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Speaker 1: Got got covid o. Somebody just texted in and said,

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Speaker 1: maybe you guys should rap about all the vacations people

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Speaker 1: were supposed to take Christmas. That is a good one.

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Speaker 1: do that. Just a very depressing freestyle Friday. A lot

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Speaker 1: for the COVID one niner. Yeah, that's actually a good idea.

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Speaker 1: it's the most topical thing, at least to us right now,

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Speaker 1: Ye English. Evan is at his grandma's house where he

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how. Make sure it's a text

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Speaker 1: the coin will decide who wins today. No matter what.

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Speaker 1: Though English Evan always makes the beats for Freestyle Fridays,

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Speaker 1: and there's the beat DJ Chaca or DJ Blush Blush

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Speaker 1: just type in blush Oh captain Lettus okay, and then

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Speaker 1: Next week it's either Blush or Chaca something like that.

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Speaker 1: us to write a rap about us being stuck at

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Speaker 1: It's freestyle Friday. We do what every single Friday on

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Speaker 1: our rap and see who is the winner of the week.

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Speaker 1: I won last week. Remember, we're all at home on

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Speaker 1: quarantine because somebody on the show got COVID. And that's

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Speaker 1: what somebody texted in at four six one and said,

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Speaker 1: why don't you guys write a rap about being stuck

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Speaker 1: The topic is us at home during Arantine, and it's

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Speaker 1: the beat that English Even made for Freestyle Friday. Who's

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Speaker 1: You gave us a topic of us being at home

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Speaker 1: whatever it's going to be, and we're gonna attempt to

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Speaker 1: There's the beat, go ahead and jump on it never

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Speaker 1: you're ready. Quarantine the saying a dream for today's it

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Speaker 1: team happier? Where where's my team? Got me feel and

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Speaker 1: like a fiend? Cocktails in my bloodstream, orders and ice cream,

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Speaker 1: can't stop crying, don't be mean, lend a shoulder and

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Speaker 1: need to lean take a walk to blow ball steam

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Speaker 1: like well trained on a balanced beam. Online shopping is

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Speaker 1: the theme Bogo cupon code to redeem. Since I won't

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Speaker 1: be mainstream, catch me on my life stream. That's it.

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Speaker 1: That's all I got je bowl, watch me drop it

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Speaker 1: like it's hot. Oh my damn, that was actually really good.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to go. I know I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to go either, Evan, I don't want to go.

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Speaker 1: Can we just end it right now? Damn? That was Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That was definitely super hot. Fire. That was really good.

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Speaker 1: saying that you killed it, so thank you English, Evan. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well right, I really to see if you compete with that. No,

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Speaker 1: Freestyle Friday. Remember it's about the show being stuck at home.

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Speaker 1: That's what you wanted us to write it about, and

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Speaker 1: so that's what we did. And English Evan, it's your

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Speaker 1: shot to see if you can beat Alex. You won't,

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Speaker 1: but go ahead. Well you are married to us, so

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Speaker 1: dinner would move to the couch, That's that's what I thought.

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00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: I thought we would just keep hanging out and you know,

421
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 1: continue the date as it was planned, I guess, But

422
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 1: it didn't go that way. Okay, and how did the

423
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: date finish? Did you guys have a kiss or a

424
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: hug or what happened? Yeah? So literally, literally right after dinner,

425
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 1: she kind of like got up and started cleaning like plates,

426
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: and she started, like, I guess, being in her own world.

427
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 1: And as I sat her on the dinner table, she

428
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: just kind of like showed me the way out, Like

429
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: she kind of was walking already towards the door. So

430
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: she kicked you out. It sounds like she kicked out, Yeah,

431
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: And her soulfa was like right right right next to

432
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: the door. So I kind of thought, okay, we're gonna

433
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: watch TV. So I was kind of leaning towards like

434
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 1: the sulfa area, but she was like towards the door.

435
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. I just kind of went up

436
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 1: to her and she opened her arms to like me

437
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: like a you know, a hug. Do you guys remember

438
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: MTV Cribs. It was like the end of Cribs where

439
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: they're like, you ain't got to go home, but you

440
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: gotta get the hell back. Yeah, exactly. It was just awkward.

441
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,479
Speaker 1: I thought that everything was going good and she just

442
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: hugged me. She said, well, thank you so much for

443
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,400
Speaker 1: coming we'll talk soon. And I like, I'm not even

444
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: a kiss, by the way, not that I was expecting

445
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: a kiss, but it would have been nice, gets on

446
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: the cheek or something. Yeah, it would have been nice

447
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 1: kind of at least have that opportunity. But no, man,

448
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 1: I didn't. She didn't really do it to me. So

449
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: why did I at the beginning? Why did you? Well

450
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 1: call you a stinky boy? You know what, guys, I mean,

451
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, the only thing I can stink

452
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: of is bad, Like I didn't shower before, like getting

453
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 1: to her place, I didn't shower. You didn't shower on

454
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 1: the first day yet, and that's where you've been in

455
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: your email. You thought that maybe the reason you didn't

456
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: shower was the reason's not going to call back. That's

457
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 1: why I thought maybe you didn't stink. Well, you know what, guys,

458
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't stink. You know, I just I

459
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: felt like, you know, I fell off, you know, I

460
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 1: just like I didn't I didn't get around the chance

461
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: of doing so, okay, getting it around the showering. Usually

462
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: my first thing to do is to shower. You know,

463
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: I'm going on a first date, I'm gonna jump in

464
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: the shower. I'm gonna get off because your email said

465
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: that you think the reason that you aren't going to

466
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: call back, the only thing you could think of was

467
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: not showering. That's why I just assumed you were a

468
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: stinky boy. Would it be reason it's more about the

469
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 1: routine than the stink. Yeah, no, I just I didn't

470
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: really think of it, you know, I just I didn't

471
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: shower before. So that's the only thing I can think

472
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: of right now as to maybe why she's ignoring me

473
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: or maybe not texting me back. I mean, okay, well

474
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: she's she hasn't said a word to you or texted

475
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: you nothing. No, like literally, like the only thing she

476
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: did was like, you know, like on the iPhone you

477
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 1: can like like someone's text but like I texted her like, hey,

478
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: hope your day's going great, and she literally like liked it,

479
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: like with the thumbs up. Oh god. Now yeah, so

480
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: I was Yeah, so I was, okay, like what do

481
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: I say to that, you know, because I'm already like

482
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: the weren't texting her and she's not responding. I don't

483
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: want to seem like a creep. No, yeah, you can't

484
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: respond after that, it's conversation over Yeah, it's kind of like, yep,

485
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: my day's going getting you. And that's what it feels

486
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: like to me. All right, Well, trying to figure it

487
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,199
Speaker 1: out for you to play a song, come back and

488
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: then call her and see if you're not showering is

489
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 1: the reason she's not giving back to you, Right. I

490
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: almost feel like getting your text thumbed up is worse

491
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: than someone just not responding at all. Yes, yeah, if

492
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Aiden is on the phone for

493
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: a first date follow up who wants to call a

494
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: girl named Kat? They met online and as she actually

495
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 1: made him dinner, he thought everything went great, but at

496
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 1: the end of dinner she just kind of shut it

497
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: down and kicked him out of the house basically, and

498
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: he's wondering why she hasn't talked to him since. But

499
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: he did send her a text message after their date,

500
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 1: and all she did was just give it a thumbs

501
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: up with no response. Oh yeah, Aiden, are you about

502
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: ready to get Kat on the phone and see what happened? Oh? Man,

503
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous, to be honest, after you guys

504
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: just said that, Yeah, I'm ready, And the only thing

505
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: you can think of is the fact that you didn't shower,

506
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: and so maybe you were just off a little bit.

507
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, I should have showered it I didn't

508
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 1: get around to two minute. Well maybe we can get

509
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: you another date and you can shower before that day

510
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: and that's better. Yeah, all right, here we go. I'm

511
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 1: gonna dill her phone of her right now. Hello. I

512
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: was looking for Kat speaking. Hey Kat, This is Jewel

513
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show. It's a radio show hosted by

514
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: me and my name's Jewel, also my hottest wife Alex

515
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: Freesh and English Evan. Hello. Well are you guys calling about? Well, well,

516
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: we're calling because we do a segment on the show

517
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with someone

518
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: and then end up not calling them back after or

519
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: thumbs upping their text and not talking to them after,

520
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

521
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: and find out what happened. So you recently met up

522
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: with the dude named Aiden. Yeah, yeah, and Aiden emailed

523
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: us because he said he really liked you, told us

524
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 1: a little bit about your date, but said you're not

525
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: talking to him now. Also said he sent you a

526
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: text like how's your day going? And all you did

527
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: was just like the text and not respond to him,

528
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: which is cold. Uh yeah, so that's that's that's why

529
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: we're calling me. Yep, exactly it Wow, So why is

530
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: it that you're not calling him back? Uh? You know,

531
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 1: I just didn't really think he was into it. What

532
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: do you mean about that? He just seemed like kind

533
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: of like out to lunch. I guess, like he wasn't

534
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 1: really talking, just staring into space. Really, he said he

535
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: thought everything weren't great, and then all of a sudden

536
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: you just cleaned up and kind of booted him out.

537
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: Uh no. So it was like we had dinner and

538
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, we had been texting for a while

539
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,959
Speaker 1: and the conversation was great then, and they was just

540
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: like in person, he was just na. He was like

541
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: checked out like he was. It was like pulling teeth

542
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: like getting him to say anything. Oh wow, really on

543
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: a first date. Normally that happens like after people have

544
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: been together for a while, but like you never talk

545
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, yeah, No, it was definitely strange. I

546
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting it, so I just figured like, Okay, he's

547
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: not really into it, so like let's cut our losses

548
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: and bye bye. So it had nothing, It had nothing

549
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: to do with his scent, because he mentioned that he

550
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: didn't take a shower before and he was worried about

551
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: his smell. Oh god, no sense that I picked up

552
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: on like that. Okay, So it was just the fact

553
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: that he seemed like did he seem like he didn't

554
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: want to be there. That's kind of what it sounds

555
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: like you're explaining. Yeah, it was like he was disinterested, like, okay,

556
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: well then don't be here. Wow. I'm just really surprised

557
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: that he even called you guys, like, I never assumed

558
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: that he would even want to talk to me. Well,

559
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: he does want to talk to you, yeah, and apparently

560
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: he wanted to talk to you then but didn't on

561
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: your date, And he's actually on the other line listing

562
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: right now and probably wants to talk to you unless

563
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: he's just gonna sit there quietly he cut. Hey, I'm

564
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: kind of like thrown off just hearing that, because I

565
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: thought everything was going great and you kind of just

566
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: you said I was there kind of poking and I

567
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: was looking up into space. Yeah, you were just totally

568
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: checked out, Like I just felt like you didn't want

569
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: to be there. I mean, you know, we were, we

570
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: were hurting a good time. You know, I even complimented

571
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: you on your food. It was delicious. And then I

572
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: started to ask you a few questions, which you started

573
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: to like respond and stuff. So we were talking yeah,

574
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: but I mean you compromise and then then asked like

575
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: a bunch of random questions and then like didn't even

576
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: listen long enough to hear any of my answers. I

577
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: was paying attention. I mean, I think you were saying

578
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,479
Speaker 1: something about like your family coming over next week. Did

579
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: you notice that aid and you didn't even really have

580
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: a solid recap of what she was saying. You said,

581
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: I think you would. You were saying something about Yeah,

582
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I'm talking about. I mean, to be honest,

583
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: I was a little distracted, maybe a little too distracted.

584
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: It's because it couldn't something about something at all. Okay,

585
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: what's that. I was actually in the middle of a

586
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: campaign with a playing Call of Duty with some of

587
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: my guy friends before. So it was, yeah, like we

588
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: were just about at ten. It's a really big tournament,

589
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: and you know, I was like the leader of this

590
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: of this campaigning stuff, and and and then I remember

591
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: that we had, you know, I had to go over

592
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: your house and we were gonna have a date. So

593
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: I just kind of like left my house kind of

594
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,479
Speaker 1: thinking about the game, because you know, it was just

595
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: bad news from there. You know, everything we lost by

596
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: the way, so it was just through the disaster. So

597
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: I was kind of like thinking about it, but I

598
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: was I was trying not to think about it, you know,

599
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: I was trying to be there present with you. I

600
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: think you looked gorgeous, and you know, it was definitely

601
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: wrong of me to kind of had my mind somewhere

602
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: else where it shouldn't have been in the battlefield. You're

603
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: telling me that you were distracted on our first stay

604
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: because you couldn't stop thinking about playing Call of Duty

605
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: with your boys. Well it was, well, Kad, it wasn't

606
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: just like a game, you know, it was a campaign.

607
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: It's Call of Duty, right ye, Like yeah, Like it's

608
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: an online tournament, so it's like a bunch of other

609
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: players competing at once to kind of get like these

610
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: you know, lutes and you know, these these these gifts

611
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: and just you know, to level up. I think it

612
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: was better when I thought you weren't into it. Well, uh, well,

613
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: let's ask her, because I think I know what that means.

614
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: Aiden Kat would you like to do out with Aiden

615
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: on another day, We'll pay for it. You know, she's

616
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: that distracted by call of duty. Like, I don't think

617
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: it was going to work out anyway. No, yeah, I

618
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't either want to go out somebody who's that

619
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: distracted with video games? Wow? Really, I mean, what should

620
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: I do next time? Just not tell anybody that I

621
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: played call of duty? What did I do? Like, I'm

622
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: so confuse here, Yeah, I mean on the next date

623
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: you go on, I mean, not with me, you know,

624
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: just like leave call of duty at home. Maybe pay

625
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: attention to what the person is telling you. Okay, all right,

626
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: that's that's fair, pretty sound advice. Yeah, good advice, good advice,

627
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah advice. All right, Well, Kat, thank you for your time.

628
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Yeah, I think, okay, no problem, have a

629
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: good one. Aiden. Wow, that was just so expected, so

630
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: expected unexpected. Did you guys see the coming? Because I'm

631
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Speaker 1: so shocked here. Well, I didn't know that you were

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Speaker 1: thinking about call of duty all the time on your date,

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Speaker 1: So no, I didn't see it coming, but you might

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Speaker 1: have should have. So I missed a tournament for nothing

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Speaker 1: pretty much? Oh my, oh my gosh, jubils first Date

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Speaker 1: follow up The Jubil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. Jo,

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Speaker 1: We've got to quarantine the ju Show. Thank you very

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Speaker 1: much English seven for our continued Jubil Show quarantines dra

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Speaker 1: a game. We've all had to not be in the

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Speaker 1: studio this week because somebody on the show got COVID. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can't tell you who because of the hippologe. So

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Speaker 1: we've been at home on quarantine, giving us a lot

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Speaker 1: of time to surf the internets. And there was a

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Speaker 1: few things that happened on TikTok this week that make

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Speaker 1: you go, wow, that was TikTok word. Actually, yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: watching you do that. Really. We do have audio of

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Speaker 1: the most awkward things that happened on TikTok this week,

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Speaker 1: and we'll start with this one. A woman posted a

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Speaker 1: video of her on TikTok listening to a voicemail that

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Speaker 1: she got from her grandmother. I'll just play the voicemail

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Speaker 1: for you. I apologize so much. I sent you pitches,

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Speaker 1: I push you believe my mistake, my friend. Please Grandma.

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Speaker 1: When I looked up at my date and I seen it,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Grandma sent her some nudes. That thing

655
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 1: that definitely didn't sound like a staged video at all.

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00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: I think that grandma actually was like, I'm gonna send

657
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Speaker 1: some nudes to my friend Brian just because I feel

658
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Speaker 1: like I could get things working again, and then she

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Speaker 1: actually send it to her granddaughter. Let me tell you,

660
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Speaker 1: living with my grandma, there are some things that I

661
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Speaker 1: never want to see, and her nudes are one of them. Right.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say. Normally, things like this you'd want

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Speaker 1: to see, but I don't want to see this. No. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, good for her for being able to text

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Speaker 1: a picture. So that was a big TikTok fail. See

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Speaker 1: you didn't, I tell you guys, listening to this audio

667
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Speaker 1: of the three biggest fails on TikTok this week will

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Speaker 1: make you go wow that tiktokward. Yeah, you made the

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Speaker 1: point though, and it was like she actually sent a picture. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, that's what I would have responded with if

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Speaker 1: she would have been my grandma would be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: good job learning how to text a pick. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, my grandparents aren't around anymore, but they didn't

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Speaker 1: even figure how to attach something to an email, So

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Speaker 1: that's impressive. Yeah, my parents can't even Yeah if you're

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Speaker 1: like ninety years old. Like the grandma on TikTok who

677
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Speaker 1: we just heard send a naked picture to her granddaughter

678
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Speaker 1: an accident. You should be proud of that. You shouldn't

679
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Speaker 1: be apologizing for that, being like, maybe I am ninety

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Speaker 1: years old. If I want to send that to somebody,

681
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it, and I help you appreciate the

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Speaker 1: fact that your grandma is still sanctual. All right, bye bye, Now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what should have happened. All right. So next up

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Speaker 1: on the first ever jewel show, that's tiktokward a segment.

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Speaker 1: Another woman posted a video on TikTok this week that

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Speaker 1: was very awkward. Kind TikTok, I'm currently in the jungle

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Speaker 1: in Mexico somewhere, and I don't speak Spanish, and I'm

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Speaker 1: on a horse that I got drunk, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know how I got here. Nobody around me speaks my

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Speaker 1: language that they don't know what I'm saying. I don't

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Speaker 1: know where I'm going. I just know I'm on a horse.

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Speaker 1: These are two children riding a horse and prod of me.

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Speaker 1: They keep yelling things at me that they don't understand.

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Speaker 1: I'm scared because I don't know how to ride. Oh no,

695
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Speaker 1: oh no, no oh no, I'm scared. Help me learn Spanish, please,

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Speaker 1: I don't want A drunk woman in Mexico was on vacation.

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Speaker 1: She got on like a donkey, you know, and they

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Speaker 1: were going around. She was so drunk she thought that

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Speaker 1: she was in the jungle in Mexico. She was on

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Speaker 1: the desert in Mexico, and she's panicked because she didn't

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Speaker 1: know where she was going because she got separated from

702
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Speaker 1: her group. Also, the donkey, because they know where to go,

703
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Speaker 1: took her to the exact location that they were already going.

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Speaker 1: I guess it was some waterfall. So she ended up

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Speaker 1: showing up there being like, well, I'm sorry, that was

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Speaker 1: TikTok work. She was hammered and she was drunk on

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Speaker 1: the back of a burrow. Here's another one of the

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Speaker 1: cringiest things to happen on TikTok this week. A woman

709
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Speaker 1: actually figured out that she had COVID, which is not

710
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Speaker 1: necessarily fun, but the way she found out kind of fun.

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Speaker 1: She was doing a taste test challenge on TikTok and

712
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Speaker 1: then realized she couldn't taste That's how she found up.

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Speaker 1: I know it's kind of messed up, but it's also

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Speaker 1: kind of funny. Here's the audio of that. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got off work and I did a mobile order for

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Speaker 1: Starbucks to try a new drink, and it went to

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Speaker 1: the wrong location. So now I'm in line and ready

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Speaker 1: to get my drink. So I'm just gonna try this

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Speaker 1: this how's no flavor? Taste it? Covid? Hang on, I

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Speaker 1: can't taste anything? Oh my god. She sounds like, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she sounds like she's kind of sick, and then she's

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Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, wait, I literally can't taste that.

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Speaker 1: She was like in the middle of writing the worst

724
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Speaker 1: review ever for them. Yeah, this Starbucks drink is terrible.

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Speaker 1: It tastes like absolutely nothing, Like at least it could

726
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Speaker 1: taste like crap, but it literally tastes like nothing, has

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Speaker 1: no flavor. Yeah, this tastes like nothing. My god, why

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Speaker 1: can't you taste it? Do covid? Hang on? I can't

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Speaker 1: taste anything. You can hear it starting to freak out

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Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, pretty impressive that she drew the conclusion

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Speaker 1: that she had COVID. I would have been like, Wow,

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Speaker 1: this is just a bad drink. This, How's no flavor?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well that was ticktokward, wasn't it much? But

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Speaker 1: you guys were ripping on my name for the segment.

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Speaker 1: But there's some great stories. It paid off right, hard

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Speaker 1: hitting news. Yes, so we'll do that from time to time.

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Speaker 1: If you have something that you find that's tick twkward,

738
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Speaker 1: hit us up, maybe we'll put it on the show.

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Speaker 1: At The Jewel Show on Instagram, The Jewel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio show We've Got to Quarantine, The

741
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: Judo Show Quarantine. Do you even quarantine? Do you even

742
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,479
Speaker 1: know how to quarantine? Oh? My god, do you even?

743
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: It's time for some tips on how to get through

744
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: quarantine from people who are actually on quarantine. Yep, that's

745
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: us because all of us are doing the show from

746
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: our houses because somebody on the show tested positive for COVID.

747
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Speaker 1: Alex and I are at the house Englishevi. It is

748
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Speaker 1: that his house, which times to be his grandma's house

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Speaker 1: where lives. Also, he has to do the show underneath

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Speaker 1: a blanket because station management said that it was too

751
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: echoy when he was doing it without the blanket over

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Speaker 1: his just stay under the blanket, English Evans so to start,

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Speaker 1: So we figured since we're living it right now and

754
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Speaker 1: going start crazy. But we've also got some tips on

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Speaker 1: how to get through quarantine if you have to stay

756
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Speaker 1: home right now and have no choice. Yep, Alex, what's

757
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Speaker 1: your quarantine tip? Okay, well, I know we're all going

758
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: through it and a no. Stress levels and anxiety levels

759
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: they've been up and I've been feeling it too. What's

760
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: been helping me recently is really just making sure that

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00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: I spend time for myself and self careless. Essential oils

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00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: have been huge. So I use lavender and frankincense because

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00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: that helps with stress and anxiety. And then I take

764
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Speaker 1: a lot of baths, but make sure you get something

765
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: like really good bath bombs or like sorry, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: you're talking about taking a bath and English Evan goes, oh, Also,

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Speaker 1: I look down at the camera because we're under quarantine because,

768
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Speaker 1: like we've been telling you, someone on the show got

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Speaker 1: COVID so we had to be quarantine. Right when you're

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Speaker 1: talking about taking a bath. I look over and he's like,

771
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Speaker 1: oh no, yeah, yeah, keeps a blanket off, open the window. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I haven't actually had a bath in like five years.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember. Now I had a bath. Alex did

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Speaker 1: you mentioned frank incense earlier, Yes, and that what they

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Speaker 1: gave Jesus goldrain. No, no idea, not a clue. I

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Speaker 1: was like, what era are you from? It's an essential

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00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: oil that helps stress and anxiety. Okay, you go. You

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Speaker 1: know what helps up questions from frank and do as

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Speaker 1: I say. So that is my self care tips. I

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Speaker 1: hope you guys learned something and and put it to

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Speaker 1: good youth and Kate let me guys except english. Heathan,

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Speaker 1: what is your quarantine tip? Well, mine is actually kind

783
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Speaker 1: of in line with what Alex was saying about self care,

784
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Speaker 1: but slightly different. Obviously, there's not a lot to do

785
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: when you're quarantined, so you have to come up with

786
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: things all the time. But one thing that you can

787
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: do is have some wink wink self care if you

788
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Stop. But my tip is to

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Speaker 1: not do it too much. Well, oh yeah, Alex has

790
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Speaker 1: some essential oils that could probably help with the chafing oil.

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00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 1: But honestly, if you start doing it too much, you're

792
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: gonna know about it real quick. Right. I'm just like,

793
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: you're in a freaking chair and your group of basement

794
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,720
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to have that image in my head, Evan,

795
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Speaker 1: You know your grandmother just like that, even is such

796
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,919
Speaker 1: a nice thank you? What is yours? Did he drop

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00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: something down there and CD he hurt? It's back because

798
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of oh no, he's just praying. He's saying,

799
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Speaker 1: oh god a lot. She goes down there and she

800
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: like pops her head down. She's like, oh no, I'm

801
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: gonna check on all. Oh jeez, I'm gonna go back

802
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:45,439
Speaker 1: like how you feel it tisking. You know she thinks

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00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: about it, like obviously you do it in her house.

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00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: You know, well, no, she doesn't think about it, about

805
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: it all the time. And it's about like the fact

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00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: that you do that in her house. Do you think

807
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: she thinks about the woman She's gonna be like, yeah, men, yes,

808
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: they do that a lot. You know. Obviously she guaranteed

809
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: to think, yes, that her grandson. That's awkward, right, Okay,

810
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: when you're a grandma and your twenty six year old

811
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Speaker 1: grandson comes to stay in the house, are you going

812
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Speaker 1: to be thinking about him doing that? I will, I'll

813
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: be like what is that pervert doing? And that right

814
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: now you're taking it wrong. I'm not thinking of him

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Speaker 1: like actually doing it like I would be thinking like, okay,

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00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: that's gross, Like he does that in my basement. See look, Alex,

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00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why you're wrong because if you reverse it.

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00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,479
Speaker 1: I do not think about her doing that, okay, because

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Speaker 1: she Doesnymore, We're moving on, Jubil, what is your self care?

820
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: Do I even have to ask? Or is it the

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Speaker 1: same thing, Jubil, I have a quarantine tip still some

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Speaker 1: of your wife's frankin since and snorted. It's a fun time.

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Speaker 1: I've been having a ball, yeah, exactly, texting four one

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Speaker 1: six one, what is your quarantine tip? How are you

825
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: getting through things? And hopefully we'll be back in studio

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Speaker 1: next week. We're not sure yet. The Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio.