1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: Coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's my 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject is I didn't mean 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: what I said. We'll get into that right after this 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. But right now it 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: is time for the nephew in the prank phone call 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 1: for today? What you got for his nap? U gonna 7 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: get a little gritty up in here. That's still be 8 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: gonna do today. Going through my files, my archives, here's 9 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: one here, peed on my house? What I don't understand? 10 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: What's wrong? Y'all, don't y'a don't like these titles. I'm 11 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: gonna say it again, peed on. Okay, I said it, 12 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: peed on my house. You're mad, Run up and do something, 13 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 1: all right, don't get slacked? Okay, alright, I'm gonna do 14 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: like sitting in party when you slap me, I'm gonna 15 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,960 Speaker 1: slap your back paid on my house. They're calling me, 16 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 1: and that's the tips. Let's go on my house. Hello, Hello, 17 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your uh Mr. I think that's 18 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 1: the name. Yeah, this is this is what's this in 19 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: regard to uh just about the air conditioning unit you 20 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: did some workoff force over on uh my household off street. 21 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: Do you remember coming out there last week? Uh? Yeah, yeah, 22 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,839 Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, right, my Uh it was a lady 23 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: that my wife, she let you in to come right 24 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: there is the problem? Is the problem that is not cool? 25 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: No what no? No, no, no, it's cooling everything matter fact. 26 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: I want to tell you, uh that you did you 27 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: did a good job. But I got a question for you. Now. 28 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 1: When you was at the house and you was working 29 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: on the a condition out there in the backyard, did 30 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: you did you happen to go on the side of 31 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: my house and pull out and use the bathroom right 32 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: there on the side. Did you go in and you 33 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: do number one on the side of mind? Well, what 34 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: I'm saying is that my wife tells me that when 35 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 1: you were there, that you you went on the side. 36 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 1: She was looking out the windows. She said that when 37 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: you was there that you uh and went and used 38 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: the band froom on the side hole hole. I did 39 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: what not to what? Right? You? You? You? You and 40 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,959 Speaker 1: you did number one over on the side of the house. 41 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,079 Speaker 1: Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, look, 42 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: you got to understand something. Man, all right now, I 43 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,959 Speaker 1: apologize I that did happen, but you got to understand 44 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: something you know we're down southe man, and you know 45 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 1: we're talking eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree wother man. 46 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: I got to stay high traded. I got to drink 47 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being 48 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: the age that I am, I have to drink a 49 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: lot of fluids and the tend to pass through once 50 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 1: and once again. I said, I apologize. I understand all that, 51 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like that. 52 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: When I got a man this got on the side 53 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,239 Speaker 1: of my how and then talking man, I'm apologizing to 54 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,679 Speaker 1: you and you're coming off on me like that. You 55 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: don't on the side of my house in front of 56 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: my wife. I'm not looking at young man. Now, if 57 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: your wife shown me it was really she needs to 58 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: see some paper because you're ever nearly ain't doing something 59 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 1: you do that happen? Oh you think you're talking to 60 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: you don't want watching me anyway? Do my work? What 61 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: is she hold up that she got to look at 62 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: the old man? Look, look, look all I know else 63 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to no man at my house in 64 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: the house, side of the house, back yard. Nothing. Look, man, 65 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: let me tell you something, dog, Let me tell you something. 66 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: I'm the only person at my house. You understand me, righty? 67 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: She out there looking at me, look your fun. I'm 68 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: a professional, Okay. I do my job, and I take 69 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: my job with pride. Okay, it's not being professional. There's 70 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: something that I did. That's that water running through me? Right, Okay, 71 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: But you don't. You don't at other man's house and 72 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: you at my house and my wife sitting there looking 73 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: at you. I have to wonder, now I got a 74 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: problem with that or what you need to have problem 75 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 1: with your wife looking at me? If that's what I did? 76 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: You know what? You need to be at home and 77 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 1: giving something to look at other than looking at me. 78 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 1: You don't tell me what I need to do about 79 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: my wife. Now, you don't go to another man. Man, 80 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 1: you know what. I'm about to lose it, all right, 81 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna make You're gonna make me lose 82 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: because let me let me get my death, God, let 83 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 1: me get my book. That's all. Yeah, right here, you're 84 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 1: damn right. And you what you know, that's that's the show. 85 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: You You don't say at another man's house. You don't 86 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 1: do that and people my wife looking out the window 87 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: and I bet you knew that them blinds was open. 88 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 1: Young man. Na isn't real upfit with these accusations. All right, now, 89 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: look you had you had what it the street? Now 90 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,039 Speaker 1: you are you know where I'm making you. I will 91 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: show you what I want you to bring your back 92 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,719 Speaker 1: over here on feelings exactly what you yas on that 93 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: on that on that's going on strength. I'm gonna come 94 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: over and I hold that for you. I got something 95 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: for you. Will you take me just for going with 96 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 1: my pensionism and I'm gonna come show you with me. Look, man, 97 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house and 98 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called 99 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,240 Speaker 1: for now you better had that apologize, man, I had 100 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:36,159 Speaker 1: to go. I told you I drink a lot of 101 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: fluids in this heat. Man, what else do you want 102 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 1: me to do? I want you to keep your flu 103 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: until you get to the service station down the street, 104 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaker 1: but not in my backyard side of the house and 105 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,720 Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window. Man, if what you're 106 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,599 Speaker 1: talking about, if I did I apologize to accept it 107 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,920 Speaker 1: in the al with it, look at you're gonna me 108 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: off and make me do something up. And I'm telling 109 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: you not. Man, I don't talk. I impose out you 110 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: kay you dude, what Let me tell you something because 111 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,599 Speaker 1: you're from the edge of your wr wife is young 112 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: and I know you don't. You can't deal with no 113 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 1: old school. You're gonna you're gonna get your today. You 114 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 1: hit me, You're gonna get Let me take you to 115 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: a Come. Let me tell you that I got one 116 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 1: more thing to say to you. What you're listening to 117 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: mere freak damn it, that's his nephew time. If this 118 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you 119 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: just god prank by your boy name. No, you know 120 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna get with his He know I got 121 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:51,360 Speaker 1: a hard computation. Don't need this my life, man, he said. Man, 122 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: my boy be out there fixing a conditions and he 123 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: does all that. He said, Man, let me tell you something, 124 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,880 Speaker 1: he said, be frustrated to begin with, he said, begain McCall. 125 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 1: He said, man, because I got nine of ten to 126 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 1: got to do to date. Hey, man, you like, yeah, 127 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: I'm I'm might not in you. I might not you 128 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: Steve from down fools in the morning, honest, say y'all 129 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 1: care Come on, man, I don't know why I said 130 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: back and get people. Y'alln't got me with the same. 131 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 1: Oh man, I enjoy y'all. Show man, y'all keep good 132 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: gone work. I appreciate me. I got one more question 133 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: to ask you, man, what is the baddest I'm talking 134 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land. Well, you 135 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: know the Steve Show. I'm on. Waited baby, come on, 136 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: you know what it is. I know what it is. 137 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna with You're young, But I like when he 138 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 1: got frustrated it now he said, you know, I got 139 00:07:55,360 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: heart palpitation. He just had to grind nowhere to go. 140 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: It's old dude and got worked up. Ain't got nowhere 141 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:12,960 Speaker 1: to put it right. Old school cat, baby, Old school cats. 142 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: All right, I tell you one more time. I said it, 143 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: uh the last break I'm gonna last. I will saying 144 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 1: here again. The nat Nephews Coming to Nashville, Tennessee added 145 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 1: the show on Sunday night, seven o'clock. That's the last 146 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: show Man to Friday to Saturday to Sunday. Dah, We're 147 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna try to make it to work home 148 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: my day. Okay, We're gonna we're gonna work we're gonna 149 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 1: try the things y'all want me to do. They're gonna try. 150 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: Come on in so he won't be fryning at me. 151 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna be here, okay. In the following week, 152 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:53,559 Speaker 1: we go on to Charlotte, North Caroline. Okay, alright, Sharlotte, 153 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,079 Speaker 1: North Carolina. The comedy is on too Friday to Saturday, 154 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,959 Speaker 1: one on Sunday, the one on Sundays at four o'clock, 155 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 1: so I can get to work on time Monday morning. 156 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 1: All right, thank you, lady. Think it's old sale shout 157 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:10,720 Speaker 1: at North Carolina. Nil, all right, thank you, neph you 158 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,439 Speaker 1: Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letters subject I didn't mean 159 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: what I said. Okay, I didn't mean it. We'll get 160 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the same 161 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 1: Harday Morning show.