WEBVTT - I Wet My Hair Back and Forth (with Jay Jurden) RE-RELEASE 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:05.760 Do you know, Justin Guarini, does that make sense? Now? 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:09.159 Fuck you, now, fuck you. We're not gonna We're not 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:16.119 gonna do that. That's crazy. That's crazy, that's wild. We 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:19.439 didn't even know we Justin Guarini had to come out 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:23.239 as black halfway through the American Idol season so that we. 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:26.520 Would even take about bunnet warm. Justin Guarini came out 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:29.960 as black, and black women still said, but my baby Kelly. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:36.560 Black women still went, you know, like Kelly, she's built 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:37.600 like a real one. 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:41.520 Black women were like, good for you, young man, move 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:44.160 out of Kelly's way. She's got a big final number. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:49.279 That's nice for you. Look like bright now, yeah, good 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:52.880 little miss Kelly Clarkson. 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:01.400 Chip singer. 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:07.800 Racist the. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:15.280 Money turkey stuff. Can't tell me. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:22.240 Yup yup, yup bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:25.400 There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:28.840 to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.240 The podcast will be dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.000 black conspiracy. 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:37.640 Means, and we finally worked to prove that Mike Bibbi 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.399 is in fact going to be the subject of season 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:44.440 three of the Vown he made a bunch of light 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:48.720 skinned men tattooed the dime on their inner thighs. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:52.320 Ten team dime, team. 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:56.760 Dime, and then take slave little like captives pictures, not 0:01:57.000 --> 0:02:00.760 like field slaves, but like Russian girls like. 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:02.800 Yeah, they all look like they got taken in. 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:08.160 And they're taking pictures showing their lower back tattoos. 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:12.160 Same team, dyme. This is a criminality that needs to 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.480 be brought to justice. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:17.640 What's your personality of Mike Bibby? Is your cult leader 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.000 where you're like, that's the guy? 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:23.160 Come on, I thought he was sick the whole time 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:25.360 I thought this was I thought this was just some 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.959 man's make a wish to get to play NBA basketball. 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.200 He looks like he's slowly being erased, like. 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:39.600 He's barely he's barely there. The boy you don't worship 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.800 that you certainly don't tattoo it. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:43.839 He's really more of a shade than a man. 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:49.320 Yeah, these boys getting tattoos on their goots for Mike Bibby. Man, 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:53.399 Fuck no. James John Jason Williams was the coolest guy 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:55.760 on that team, and Chris Webber was who you would 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.360 you would admire the most. You don't go for fucking 0:02:58.440 --> 0:02:59.120 Mike Bibby. 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.560 He's to your cult leader. I'll say that. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:08.320 I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy and we're talking. We're 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.919 hot into it and our guests today, I'm so excited 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.919 for our guests today. He did a live show, our 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:18.040 only official live show of my mama told me, and 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:21.480 he was fucking phenomenal, as he always is. He's so funny. 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:23.880 You know him from the problem with John Stewart on 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:27.720 Apple Plus TV? Is it Plus? I can't remember Apple Plus? 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:32.079 Is that the network? It's Apple related? You'll figure it out, 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:37.080 you pieces of shit. He also he has amazing comedy 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.560 clips all over Comedy Central. He's so funny. Please give 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:44.760 it up for our guests. Mister j Journey, Hey, what's up? 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:45.400 He ya? 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.119 Fuck? Yeah, we're good. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:51.200 How you I'm good? I mean the person I would 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:58.240 follow Chris Webber told me to do something I can 0:03:58.320 --> 0:03:59.760 do that. I easily do that. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:05.200 You knows right now? Let me be clear. Are you 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.120 all saying you would still follow Blotty even after the 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:11.119 disaster of him being GM and Sacramento. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.560 Yes, you want to know something, Yes, and here. 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:17.760 He's running a cult, not a business. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:22.480 Yeah, I'd still be able to get some fun stories 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:25.800 from Uh. I mean, we gotta support listen, we gotta 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:31.760 support Eastern European skill players. Like it's listen, he. 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.279 Man, I'm a Denver Nuggets fan. Keep keep talking, keep. 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:41.320 Yeah, Blondie Devo well before I would ever ever follow 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:44.719 Mike Bibby. Also, was it was it Jack Mike Bibby 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:45.760 or was it regular Mike. 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:48.560 Bib It was playing regular Mike Bibby. 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.520 Hold on, let me, I'm gonna drop the I'm gonna 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:51.840 drop the picture of the chats. 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:56.039 Also, I know this is my next question. So are 0:04:56.160 --> 0:05:02.080 they saying that they are dimes? Are they talking about assist? 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:04.960 I think it was they were like team assists because 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:05.799 they were assisting. 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.599 I think I think they were the boys that assisted. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:14.040 The King of Assists was the implication of of the thing. 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:18.840 Oh that makes sense, like he's in the Dimes, because 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:20.720 it's definitely not. 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.440 Like it feels like they called him dying, do you 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.640 know what I mean? Like like that was their fun 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:29.200 little nickname for him because he was just so nasty 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.480 with the Dimes, that that he was team dying, that 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:33.599 they were team dying. 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.920 Hold On, Yeah, you gotta take a look at it. 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.080 It's weird, and we'll throw it up. We'll throw up 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:42.920 in the videos, so everybody, everybody. They're also like in 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:44.880 a hallway. It's not properly lit. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.880 Yeah, my only my only question is that, like when 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:52.120 that kind of stuff comes out, what do you respond with, Like, 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.039 you know, like the want Dixon stuff is coming out now, 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:55.919 Like this is like weird stuff. 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:57.279 It's weird. 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:59.960 That's what I'm saying. You need a documentary. 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.000 It looks like a backpage listing. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:05.239 You can't just you can't just look at this picture 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:10.360 in twenty twenty three, knowing what we know about about 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:17.360 histories of fucking sex cults and weird control of other people, 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.000 and not look at this team dim shit and go 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.120 something the fuck was up here. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:23.960 That's how I felt when I read the article in 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:24.360 O four. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:27.839 I was like, this is weird, bro, Yeah, this is 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.560 this is like a half step away from when B 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.560 two K or no not B two K. Yeah, they 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:38.440 had that that iMX had to take that naked picture together. 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:42.719 Oh that that's before all the Chris Stokes stuff. 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:45.120 Oh they were doing that back when they were just 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:46.640 being abused by a different man. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:47.800 This is no. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.120 I thought that was Chris Stokes that was behind the 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:52.080 camera on that one. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:55.120 But I know I thought Chris Stokes was like Marcus 0:06:55.279 --> 0:07:00.640 Houston's age, like he was abusing Rasby and the other 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:04.240 little fiends because they were younger. This wow. Can I 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:09.240 say something. A lot of people will say that there's 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:14.080 not actually enough representation. I would say when it comes 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:17.480 to black cult leaders and older black men taking advantage 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:20.280 of young black people, and I want to say good 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:26.800 on them, not for touching the boys, not for not 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:31.160 for grooming the boys, but for breaking with the stereotype. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:34.040 There's not a ton of it. It's like Africa, Bambarda, 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:34.600 who else? 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:37.600 Oh Bambada. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:39.560 I mean don't like to talk about it. I know 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:40.160 we don't like to. 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:48.960 I mean, okay, we already send the email, send the 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:52.200 email then, okay. But this is also this is like 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.440 a sub my mama told me, because a lot of 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.040 black parents will be like, you know, white, those older 0:07:57.080 --> 0:08:00.000 white men be touching you, but older niggas be touching. 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:03.000 By all the time. I mean, it's really equality. 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:04.360 It really speaks to. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:08.640 We are five minutes in. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:13.560 I do think it really speaks to a generation of 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:17.240 black women working really hard to protect their own even 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:22.080 in the face of fucking uh raping children. It truly 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:27.680 was like them. Yeah, I didn't have to say it. No, listen, 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.320 I put the cream cheese on and I didn't spread 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.560 a bit, you know what I mean. It just it 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.960 just sat where it's at. And I apologize to everybody. 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:38.959 But but the point being, I think it's just women 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.959 being like, well, not ours, but men be doing stuff. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:45.360 White men watch out, and it's like, tell me everything, 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:46.960 ma'am right. 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:49.440 I think I know if I'm going to put this 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:50.199 on women. 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:55.520 I think I'm more acknowledging their strength than I am 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:59.920 putting it on them as blame. But but sure, make 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:07.400 me a monster, David. 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.160 Yeah, it's not to me. Here's the thing, it's not 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:13.640 that it's it's not that like it was. It was 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:16.480 like the black community's fault for not saying that like 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:21.840 molestation existed. I truly think it was like it was 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:25.000 moved from priority number one to like priority number three 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:28.880 for them because it was like racism, misogyny. Oh ship, 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:30.040 who I leave with the kids? 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.959 Oh yeah, the houses, the house is on fire. There's 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:33.559 a lot of stuff. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:37.280 You gotta say, somebody has to be left with the kids. 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:46.840 Therefore that they're just learning to dance. This motherfucker makes 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:51.200 music that's perfect to pop lock dude, we can't examine 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:52.000 this anymore. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:58.400 I also, I would also argue that like head coaches 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:03.520 basketball coach his sports figures. Since we're talking about Mike 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:07.000 Bibbie and I brought up the Wane Dixon thing, that's 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:11.640 a particular kind of trust and brotherhood and like kind 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.840 of eternal order where like you you are as a 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:17.880 as a single mother, as a mom, you would also 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.280 be like, I don't need it. That's you know, someone's 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:21.240 teaching these boys how. 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.800 To be men. Yeah no, I don't think you don't 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:25.840 remember think that the blind Side went bad? 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:27.280 Wow? 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:31.320 Wow, like okay Michael or yeah great, But you don't 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.000 think there was like five times where they were just 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:33.760 fucking that kid. 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:38.160 Fuck Okay, now you say kid, And that's what makes 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:42.560 it bad. But that is the part that makes it back. 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:46.640 But if it's just a white Southern couple who wants 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:51.760 to cook, who wants to be cooked by a larger oh, 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.040 that's just man with sec dreams. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:54.600 That's just. 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:58.679 And I say, as a person spent a lot of 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:06.320 time as Mississippi Uti who's Alabama, baby. 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:08.719 Yo o may just kind of a nice deal. It 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:13.520 was just like, hey, every now and again, I gotta 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:17.640 go upstairs. Watch we won't talk about it downstairs. 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:20.760 The bad part is the fetishism and the dehumanization of 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:23.120 black bodies. The good part is did he get a 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.199 hot meal? Did he have gas in it? 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:30.800 Did starting at Clemson? Listen, somebody had to get him 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.120 through that red shirt year. That's all I'm saying as 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.480 you end up starting to live in a university. 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:39.880 That if you're out there and uh and you're being sued, 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:44.160 the law offices of Jorden and Borri are here to 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:48.720 represent you with what I would argue is uh is 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:51.680 real sound long? You know, they seem to be coming 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:52.680 at you with real. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:57.560 Legal legal that's legal. That's legal. Wife, you can move somebody, 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:59.280 and who's your wife? That's not against the law. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.520 Yeah, okay. So this so the mic bibi stuff happening 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:06.120 at Arizona kind of makes it seem a little bit 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.920 more like it was like, you know, when people all 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:13.160 jerk off kind of around the same area, you. 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.080 Know, Yeah, sure you go in the woods and. 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:20.680 Once again, another once again, another ma Mama told me 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:22.959 that my Mama didn't tell me my friends. Mama told me. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.840 It's the whole discrepancy between like groups of young white 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:30.000 boys will jerk off together, groups of young black boys 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.120 would just like, we'll pass the point around and we'll 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:33.880 be like, oh, make sure you go to page blah 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.160 blah blah, and the book will also be like, man, 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:38.439 I already see your dick. I seen your dick enough. 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.360 Yeah, there's all I ever jerked off with nobody. 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:54.040 Never even I never even was asked to be completely honest. 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.240 When I said that, Like what was wrong with me? 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:54.480 When I said that, I fully expected y'all to be like, 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:57.120 what the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't you 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:57.600 know what I mean? 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:01.480 No, it's truly. I think it's like sometimes people are 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:06.000 very bored in suburban communities. I think there's also like 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:11.320 a level of exploration of queerness, but with never having 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:15.080 to state that outright, because like you kind of you 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.360 want to know where people measure up. If you've never 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:18.600 been in the locker room, you've never been in a 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:22.200 shower situation, it's like, that's you know what black you 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:24.800 know what black people I won't say all black people, 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.760 but what black kids did in my school instead of that, 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:31.480 like you would nut check people. 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:35.600 Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.000 Or even like if someone ever bent down to pick 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:41.360 something up, you'd go and like pretend like you're getting 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:45.920 sloppy toppy from them, Like we but that's what I'm 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:52.400 We engaged in a communal group sexualized activity that wasn't 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.480 as explicit right it was. 0:13:56.080 --> 0:14:00.120 There is something that was very juvenile about that, what 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.880 I mean, but also like getting together and jerking office 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.880 also seems fair. Damn, I'm blowing up. 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.520 No man, two phones over here. 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:15.240 Mike baby knows Mike Bibby like, hey, wash your mouth. 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.600 It took him a long time because those big, clunky 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:26.160 muscles make it hard to but he finally found you. Yeah, 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.640 I feel like we used to. We used to walk 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:32.880 around the entire school like slapping each other on the 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.720 ass as hard as we possibly could. I think that 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:37.480 was like a bit that we would do if like, 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.800 you're talking to a girl and then I would like 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.880 come up and like, yeah, slap you real hard and 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:44.520 you scream out in front of a lady. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:47.920 Okay, there was one This comes from my high school. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.120 There was one story. I wasn't there when it happened, 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.600 but we were people smacking asses a lot a lot 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:57.040 of people players were smacking ass. Someone smacked another football 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:00.880 players and his response was that was kind of song. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:05.760 Oh okay, sad. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:10.240 Yeah, I didn't expect that ass to be that SONGD 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:14.320 was you got a smooth butt? Yeah? That was when 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:17.440 that happened, everyone was like, what's going on? I will 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:22.920 say also, we had an extremely an extremely progressive girls 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:26.240 basketball team. We had like two or three state championships. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:31.160 Tons of out studs while we were there. Oh, I 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:34.600 mean like I'm talking about studs going. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:35.880 To prime face. 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:39.520 But I will say, I will say it seems like 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:42.120 you can be a stud if you're a champion, do you. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:42.640 Know what I mean? 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:46.760 Yeah, Like, even in an era of major homophobia in 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:51.040 violence against you know, lesbians and gay men alike, if 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:52.720 you're a champion, you good. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:55.960 Yeah. The only way you can beat homophobia is if 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:57.120 you also beat Callaway. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:57.560 That's it. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:03.440 Yeah, okay, Wednesday, and then you get to eat KOUCHI. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.600 Look, you gotta celebrate. How you celebrate, that's not for 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.760 me to decide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No. Whatever you want 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:14.320 to do with that trophy, that's your business. But but 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:16.400 you ain't doing it with a second place trophy, and 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:22.080 I'll tell you that much. All right, we can't keep 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:25.240 fooling around this is. This is too much silly. Before 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:28.000 we've even gotten to the thing. You came to us 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:32.600 Jay with a conspiracy theory. I guess conspiracy theory is 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:36.520 probably a more technical definition for what this is, although 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:41.440 I think it had almost it borders on the like 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:45.600 old wives tail energy, if that makes sense. It has 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:49.360 like old wives tail moon rising inside of this ship. 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:55.480 But you said, my mama told you love that one. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:59.200 Just old wife tale. 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.840 Him tail in the in the in the colloquial. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:04.920 I understand black tail magazine. 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:07.399 Yeah, you were, you were talking about ain't this is? 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:08.679 I got it all right. 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.560 In general, you're not really the whole. 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:18.280 But just you go, I know, boy, pretty well, you're 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:19.600 talking about the whole. 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.240 I celebrate the entire cat. 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:31.560 All right. Well, you said, my mama told me you 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:34.720 will catch a bad cold if your hears wet. 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:44.000 Yes, So I think that this is There are multiple 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:48.359 prongs to this. So, first of all, it deals with 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:52.000 black mothers never wanting their black children to look like 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:56.840 white children in public. So you don't ever want your 0:17:56.960 --> 0:18:02.520 child to have wet hair outside like that's when a 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:04.919 black mom does not want you to be outside with 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:08.360 your hair web. They just don't want it. Even at 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.800 the pool, they'll like dry your hair off, like I'm 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:15.800 going back in, I'm gonna this is a game? Is 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:18.840 this this is the thought exercise, but let's go. So 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.440 that's the first thing. The second thing is that I'm 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:25.639 from Mississippi, like southern and this kind is cross cultural. 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:31.439 Southern people truly think that that cold air is poisonous 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:35.000 and the air at night is poisonous. They will like 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:39.600 wrap up babies to protect them from the night air. 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:44.800 The same air five hours ago, sure, but they'll be 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:46.560 like that night air, I don't want to get on 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:49.280 this baby, it's just blowing. 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:55.080 In the country. Right Chicago would make sense to me, 0:18:55.520 --> 0:18:56.920 there was there. 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:59.480 Was an entire show call in the heat of the night. 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:04.080 I honestly think the air turns off in Mississippi after 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:05.200 a certain hours. 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:08.960 And the and the third thing is like I think 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:13.240 people thinking that cold air and cold hair leads to 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:19.359 death is truly connected to William Henry Harrison. Now it's 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:23.639 he's a president who apparently didn't wear a coat or 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:27.440 was kind of wet on his inauguration day and then 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:31.160 he died a few days later. But here's the thing, 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:34.720 he also was an old white man in the eighteen hundreds. 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:42.240 That is never just taking into account. That's what I'm 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:45.680 so like, all these things combined so that like black 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:47.480 mothers would be like make sure you got some in 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:49.920 your head, make sure you make sure you're hair and wet. 0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:52.800 And there's like kind of like an additional part of it, 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:57.919 where like you also, as a little black boy, I 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:01.320 couldn't grow my hair out. I think I didn't. I 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:03.240 wasn't able to grow my hair until twenty fifteen. 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:07.119 Yeah, you guys weren't allowed to grow your haird I've. 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:10.160 Had this haircut. I've had the same haircut since I've 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:11.399 had haircuts. 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:18.280 Now, Langston, Langston, your privilege is showing right. I used 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:22.640 to have to get to even Stephen One even all 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:26.080 over or or I can get it. I just got it. 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:27.040 I just wouldn't got it. 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.440 I could get it. I could get like a fade, 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.080 but even that was like what you trying to you know. 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:37.960 That's neither see. I think, well, if I may, I 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:41.840 think it was that my mom, while while at points 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:45.000 was a single mom, she always had a like a 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:48.000 step dad, like I always there was, she was always 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:52.720 remarried to someone, and at that point she was excited 0:20:52.760 --> 0:20:55.879 for us to have bonding time, which meant that like 0:20:56.000 --> 0:20:59.600 I didn't have a mother in a barber shop dictating 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:05.560 my hair. I had a nigga who who didn't really 0:21:05.600 --> 0:21:09.160 give a fuck what my hair looked like dictating it. 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:11.160 So I was like, I want this, and he's like, yeah, 0:21:11.200 --> 0:21:12.719 the boys, they you want that. 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:15.879 I got to grow up. I think I got to 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:20.040 grow like some modicum of an afro for a little bit, 0:21:20.240 --> 0:21:22.520 and then my grades start to dip and my mom 0:21:22.640 --> 0:21:24.120 instantly connected. 0:21:23.680 --> 0:21:31.600 To all your brain cells, it's growing out your damn scout. 0:21:32.320 --> 0:21:36.359 It was. Do you understand the punishment? Okay, I don't. 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:41.840 I never want to sensationalize things as a comedian, but truly, 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:47.399 that's like a horror scene for so many people of 0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:55.160 other races. It's being forcibly shaved. Yeah, right, it that's 0:21:55.200 --> 0:21:58.720 like what happened. That's like what happened to Anne Hathaway's 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:02.800 character in lay Miss and You, the dying of tuberculosis, 0:22:03.000 --> 0:22:03.840 you know what I'm saying. 0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:06.480 And that was the worst thing that was happening to her. 0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:11.200 That's what I was going through. That it happened in 0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:13.359 Aliportman's character and beepa vendela that. 0:22:13.320 --> 0:22:14.119 You know what I'm saying. 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:18.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it just happens black boys every 0:22:18.119 --> 0:22:18.639 two weeks. 0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:23.440 Well you should have snitched? Is I think the argument here. 0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:26.760 I think you should have told on your mother and 0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:28.880 then you could have gone to a nice group home 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:30.159 where they'll never shade. 0:22:31.520 --> 0:22:33.720 I'm supposed to call the cop with the same haircut 0:22:33.800 --> 0:22:35.360 as me. I'm getting abused. 0:22:35.520 --> 0:22:35.960 Look at me. 0:22:36.240 --> 0:22:38.439 I look like a fool. I know about you, but 0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:40.720 I was. I was threatened with the cops all the time. 0:22:40.880 --> 0:22:45.280 I got a lot of call the cops. Call that 0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:48.840 was that was my call, CBS call. 0:22:49.400 --> 0:22:54.400 Black disciplinarian is so aware of response time. 0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:58.080 Yeah, oh, sure of what they can get away with 0:22:58.320 --> 0:23:00.720 before somebody shows. 0:23:00.480 --> 0:23:03.920 That's the one part of racism they can leverage. They go, 0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:05.280 they gonna come here. 0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:11.760 Okay, you think you think they're gonna come here and 0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:13.840 then be able to figure it out from your little 0:23:13.840 --> 0:23:19.840 inarticulate asser. You think you're gonna be able. 0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:22.320