Speaker 1: Do you know, Justin Guarini, does that make sense? Now?
Speaker 2: Fuck you, now, fuck you. We're not gonna We're not
Speaker 2: gonna do that. That's crazy. That's crazy, that's wild. We
Speaker 2: didn't even know we Justin Guarini had to come out
Speaker 2: as black halfway through the American Idol season so that we.
Speaker 3: Would even take about bunnet warm. Justin Guarini came out
Speaker 3: as black, and black women still said, but my baby Kelly.
Speaker 3: Black women still went, you know, like Kelly, she's built
Speaker 3: like a real one.
Speaker 2: Black women were like, good for you, young man, move
Speaker 2: out of Kelly's way. She's got a big final number.
Speaker 3: That's nice for you. Look like bright now, yeah, good
Speaker 3: little miss Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 1: Chip singer.
Speaker 3: Racist the.
Speaker 1: Money turkey stuff. Can't tell me.
Speaker 4: Yup yup, yup bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet.
Speaker 2: There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast will be dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Means, and we finally worked to prove that Mike Bibbi
Speaker 2: is in fact going to be the subject of season
Speaker 2: three of the Vown he made a bunch of light
Speaker 2: skinned men tattooed the dime on their inner thighs.
Speaker 3: Ten team dime, team.
Speaker 4: Dime, and then take slave little like captives pictures, not
Speaker 4: like field slaves, but like Russian girls like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all look like they got taken in.
Speaker 4: And they're taking pictures showing their lower back tattoos.
Speaker 2: Same team, dyme. This is a criminality that needs to
Speaker 2: be brought to justice.
Speaker 1: What's your personality of Mike Bibby? Is your cult leader
Speaker 1: where you're like, that's the guy?
Speaker 2: Come on, I thought he was sick the whole time
Speaker 2: I thought this was I thought this was just some
Speaker 2: man's make a wish to get to play NBA basketball.
Speaker 1: He looks like he's slowly being erased, like.
Speaker 2: He's barely he's barely there. The boy you don't worship
Speaker 2: that you certainly don't tattoo it.
Speaker 1: He's really more of a shade than a man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these boys getting tattoos on their goots for Mike Bibby. Man,
Speaker 2: Fuck no. James John Jason Williams was the coolest guy
Speaker 2: on that team, and Chris Webber was who you would
Speaker 2: you would admire the most. You don't go for fucking
Speaker 2: Mike Bibby.
Speaker 1: He's to your cult leader. I'll say that.
Speaker 2: I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy and we're talking. We're
Speaker 2: hot into it and our guests today, I'm so excited
Speaker 2: for our guests today. He did a live show, our
Speaker 2: only official live show of my mama told me, and
Speaker 2: he was fucking phenomenal, as he always is. He's so funny.
Speaker 2: You know him from the problem with John Stewart on
Speaker 2: Apple Plus TV? Is it Plus? I can't remember Apple Plus?
Speaker 2: Is that the network? It's Apple related? You'll figure it out,
Speaker 2: you pieces of shit. He also he has amazing comedy
Speaker 2: clips all over Comedy Central. He's so funny. Please give
Speaker 2: it up for our guests. Mister j Journey, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: He ya?
Speaker 2: Fuck? Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 3: How you I'm good? I mean the person I would
Speaker 3: follow Chris Webber told me to do something I can
Speaker 3: do that. I easily do that.
Speaker 2: You knows right now? Let me be clear. Are you
Speaker 2: all saying you would still follow Blotty even after the
Speaker 2: disaster of him being GM and Sacramento.
Speaker 3: Yes, you want to know something, Yes, and here.
Speaker 1: He's running a cult, not a business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd still be able to get some fun stories
Speaker 3: from Uh. I mean, we gotta support listen, we gotta
Speaker 3: support Eastern European skill players. Like it's listen, he.
Speaker 1: Man, I'm a Denver Nuggets fan. Keep keep talking, keep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Blondie Devo well before I would ever ever follow
Speaker 3: Mike Bibby. Also, was it was it Jack Mike Bibby
Speaker 3: or was it regular Mike.
Speaker 2: Bib It was playing regular Mike Bibby.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me, I'm gonna drop the I'm gonna
Speaker 1: drop the picture of the chats.
Speaker 3: Also, I know this is my next question. So are
Speaker 3: they saying that they are dimes? Are they talking about assist?
Speaker 1: I think it was they were like team assists because
Speaker 1: they were assisting.
Speaker 2: I think I think they were the boys that assisted.
Speaker 2: The King of Assists was the implication of of the thing.
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense, like he's in the Dimes, because
Speaker 1: it's definitely not.
Speaker 2: Like it feels like they called him dying, do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like like that was their fun
Speaker 2: little nickname for him because he was just so nasty
Speaker 2: with the Dimes, that that he was team dying, that
Speaker 2: they were team dying.
Speaker 1: Hold On, Yeah, you gotta take a look at it.
Speaker 1: It's weird, and we'll throw it up. We'll throw up
Speaker 1: in the videos, so everybody, everybody. They're also like in
Speaker 1: a hallway. It's not properly lit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my only my only question is that, like when
Speaker 3: that kind of stuff comes out, what do you respond with, Like,
Speaker 3: you know, like the want Dixon stuff is coming out now,
Speaker 3: Like this is like weird stuff.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You need a documentary.
Speaker 1: It looks like a backpage listing.
Speaker 2: You can't just you can't just look at this picture
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty three, knowing what we know about about
Speaker 2: histories of fucking sex cults and weird control of other people,
Speaker 2: and not look at this team dim shit and go
Speaker 2: something the fuck was up here.
Speaker 1: That's how I felt when I read the article in
Speaker 1: O four.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is weird, bro, Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: this is like a half step away from when B
Speaker 2: two K or no not B two K. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: had that that iMX had to take that naked picture together.
Speaker 3: Oh that that's before all the Chris Stokes stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh they were doing that back when they were just
Speaker 2: being abused by a different man.
Speaker 3: This is no.
Speaker 2: I thought that was Chris Stokes that was behind the
Speaker 2: camera on that one.
Speaker 3: But I know I thought Chris Stokes was like Marcus
Speaker 3: Houston's age, like he was abusing Rasby and the other
Speaker 3: little fiends because they were younger. This wow. Can I
Speaker 3: say something. A lot of people will say that there's
Speaker 3: not actually enough representation. I would say when it comes
Speaker 3: to black cult leaders and older black men taking advantage
Speaker 3: of young black people, and I want to say good
Speaker 3: on them, not for touching the boys, not for not
Speaker 3: for grooming the boys, but for breaking with the stereotype.
Speaker 1: There's not a ton of it. It's like Africa, Bambarda,
Speaker 1: who else?
Speaker 3: Oh Bambada.
Speaker 1: I mean don't like to talk about it. I know
Speaker 1: we don't like to.
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, we already send the email, send the
Speaker 3: email then, okay. But this is also this is like
Speaker 3: a sub my mama told me, because a lot of
Speaker 3: black parents will be like, you know, white, those older
Speaker 3: white men be touching you, but older niggas be touching.
Speaker 1: By all the time. I mean, it's really equality.
Speaker 2: It really speaks to.
Speaker 1: We are five minutes in.
Speaker 2: I do think it really speaks to a generation of
Speaker 2: black women working really hard to protect their own even
Speaker 2: in the face of fucking uh raping children. It truly
Speaker 2: was like them. Yeah, I didn't have to say it. No, listen,
Speaker 2: I put the cream cheese on and I didn't spread
Speaker 2: a bit, you know what I mean. It just it
Speaker 2: just sat where it's at. And I apologize to everybody.
Speaker 2: But but the point being, I think it's just women
Speaker 2: being like, well, not ours, but men be doing stuff.
Speaker 2: White men watch out, and it's like, tell me everything,
Speaker 2: ma'am right.
Speaker 1: I think I know if I'm going to put this
Speaker 1: on women.
Speaker 2: I think I'm more acknowledging their strength than I am
Speaker 2: putting it on them as blame. But but sure, make
Speaker 2: me a monster, David.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not to me. Here's the thing, it's not
Speaker 3: that it's it's not that like it was. It was
Speaker 3: like the black community's fault for not saying that like
Speaker 3: molestation existed. I truly think it was like it was
Speaker 3: moved from priority number one to like priority number three
Speaker 3: for them because it was like racism, misogyny. Oh ship,
Speaker 3: who I leave with the kids?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the houses, the house is on fire. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: You gotta say, somebody has to be left with the kids.
Speaker 2: Therefore that they're just learning to dance. This motherfucker makes
Speaker 2: music that's perfect to pop lock dude, we can't examine
Speaker 2: this anymore.
Speaker 3: I also, I would also argue that like head coaches
Speaker 3: basketball coach his sports figures. Since we're talking about Mike
Speaker 3: Bibbie and I brought up the Wane Dixon thing, that's
Speaker 3: a particular kind of trust and brotherhood and like kind
Speaker 3: of eternal order where like you you are as a
Speaker 3: as a single mother, as a mom, you would also
Speaker 3: be like, I don't need it. That's you know, someone's
Speaker 3: teaching these boys how.
Speaker 1: To be men. Yeah no, I don't think you don't
Speaker 1: remember think that the blind Side went bad?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow, like okay Michael or yeah great, But you don't
Speaker 1: think there was like five times where they were just
Speaker 1: fucking that kid.
Speaker 3: Fuck Okay, now you say kid, And that's what makes
Speaker 3: it bad. But that is the part that makes it back.
Speaker 3: But if it's just a white Southern couple who wants
Speaker 3: to cook, who wants to be cooked by a larger oh,
Speaker 3: that's just man with sec dreams.
Speaker 1: That's just.
Speaker 3: And I say, as a person spent a lot of
Speaker 3: time as Mississippi Uti who's Alabama, baby.
Speaker 1: Yo o may just kind of a nice deal. It
Speaker 1: was just like, hey, every now and again, I gotta
Speaker 1: go upstairs. Watch we won't talk about it downstairs.
Speaker 3: The bad part is the fetishism and the dehumanization of
Speaker 3: black bodies. The good part is did he get a
Speaker 3: hot meal? Did he have gas in it?
Speaker 1: Did starting at Clemson? Listen, somebody had to get him
Speaker 1: through that red shirt year. That's all I'm saying as
Speaker 1: you end up starting to live in a university.
Speaker 2: That if you're out there and uh and you're being sued,
Speaker 2: the law offices of Jorden and Borri are here to
Speaker 2: represent you with what I would argue is uh is
Speaker 2: real sound long? You know, they seem to be coming
Speaker 2: at you with real.
Speaker 1: Legal legal that's legal. That's legal. Wife, you can move somebody,
Speaker 1: and who's your wife? That's not against the law.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. So this so the mic bibi stuff happening
Speaker 3: at Arizona kind of makes it seem a little bit
Speaker 3: more like it was like, you know, when people all
Speaker 3: jerk off kind of around the same area, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, sure you go in the woods and.
Speaker 3: Once again, another once again, another ma Mama told me
Speaker 3: that my Mama didn't tell me my friends. Mama told me.
Speaker 3: It's the whole discrepancy between like groups of young white
Speaker 3: boys will jerk off together, groups of young black boys
Speaker 3: would just like, we'll pass the point around and we'll
Speaker 3: be like, oh, make sure you go to page blah
Speaker 3: blah blah, and the book will also be like, man,
Speaker 3: I already see your dick. I seen your dick enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's all I ever jerked off with nobody.
Speaker 1: Never even I never even was asked to be completely honest.
Speaker 2: When I said that, Like what was wrong with me?
Speaker 2: When I said that, I fully expected y'all to be like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: No, it's truly. I think it's like sometimes people are
Speaker 3: very bored in suburban communities. I think there's also like
Speaker 3: a level of exploration of queerness, but with never having
Speaker 3: to state that outright, because like you kind of you
Speaker 3: want to know where people measure up. If you've never
Speaker 3: been in the locker room, you've never been in a
Speaker 3: shower situation, it's like, that's you know what black you
Speaker 3: know what black people I won't say all black people,
Speaker 3: but what black kids did in my school instead of that,
Speaker 3: like you would nut check people.
Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Or even like if someone ever bent down to pick
Speaker 3: something up, you'd go and like pretend like you're getting
Speaker 3: sloppy toppy from them, Like we but that's what I'm
Speaker 3: We engaged in a communal group sexualized activity that wasn't
Speaker 3: as explicit right it was.
Speaker 1: There is something that was very juvenile about that, what
Speaker 1: I mean, but also like getting together and jerking office
Speaker 1: also seems fair. Damn, I'm blowing up.
Speaker 2: No man, two phones over here.
Speaker 3: Mike baby knows Mike Bibby like, hey, wash your mouth.
Speaker 2: It took him a long time because those big, clunky
Speaker 2: muscles make it hard to but he finally found you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like we used to. We used to walk
Speaker 2: around the entire school like slapping each other on the
Speaker 2: ass as hard as we possibly could. I think that
Speaker 2: was like a bit that we would do if like,
Speaker 2: you're talking to a girl and then I would like
Speaker 2: come up and like, yeah, slap you real hard and
Speaker 2: you scream out in front of a lady.
Speaker 3: Okay, there was one This comes from my high school.
Speaker 3: There was one story. I wasn't there when it happened,
Speaker 3: but we were people smacking asses a lot a lot
Speaker 3: of people players were smacking ass. Someone smacked another football
Speaker 3: players and his response was that was kind of song.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't expect that ass to be that SONGD
Speaker 3: was you got a smooth butt? Yeah? That was when
Speaker 3: that happened, everyone was like, what's going on? I will
Speaker 3: say also, we had an extremely an extremely progressive girls
Speaker 3: basketball team. We had like two or three state championships.
Speaker 3: Tons of out studs while we were there. Oh, I
Speaker 3: mean like I'm talking about studs going.
Speaker 1: To prime face.
Speaker 2: But I will say, I will say it seems like
Speaker 2: you can be a stud if you're a champion, do you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, even in an era of major homophobia in
Speaker 2: violence against you know, lesbians and gay men alike, if
Speaker 2: you're a champion, you good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The only way you can beat homophobia is if
Speaker 3: you also beat Callaway.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Wednesday, and then you get to eat KOUCHI.
Speaker 2: Look, you gotta celebrate. How you celebrate, that's not for
Speaker 2: me to decide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No. Whatever you want
Speaker 2: to do with that trophy, that's your business. But but
Speaker 2: you ain't doing it with a second place trophy, and
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much. All right, we can't keep
Speaker 2: fooling around this is. This is too much silly. Before
Speaker 2: we've even gotten to the thing. You came to us
Speaker 2: Jay with a conspiracy theory. I guess conspiracy theory is
Speaker 2: probably a more technical definition for what this is, although
Speaker 2: I think it had almost it borders on the like
Speaker 2: old wives tail energy, if that makes sense. It has
Speaker 2: like old wives tail moon rising inside of this ship.
Speaker 2: But you said, my mama told you love that one.
Speaker 2: Just old wife tale.
Speaker 3: Him tail in the in the in the colloquial.
Speaker 1: I understand black tail magazine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were, you were talking about ain't this is?
Speaker 2: I got it all right.
Speaker 3: In general, you're not really the whole.
Speaker 2: But just you go, I know, boy, pretty well, you're
Speaker 2: talking about the whole.
Speaker 1: I celebrate the entire cat.
Speaker 2: All right. Well, you said, my mama told me you
Speaker 2: will catch a bad cold if your hears wet.
Speaker 3: Yes, So I think that this is There are multiple
Speaker 3: prongs to this. So, first of all, it deals with
Speaker 3: black mothers never wanting their black children to look like
Speaker 3: white children in public. So you don't ever want your
Speaker 3: child to have wet hair outside like that's when a
Speaker 3: black mom does not want you to be outside with
Speaker 3: your hair web. They just don't want it. Even at
Speaker 3: the pool, they'll like dry your hair off, like I'm
Speaker 3: going back in, I'm gonna this is a game? Is
Speaker 3: this this is the thought exercise, but let's go. So
Speaker 3: that's the first thing. The second thing is that I'm
Speaker 3: from Mississippi, like southern and this kind is cross cultural.
Speaker 3: Southern people truly think that that cold air is poisonous
Speaker 3: and the air at night is poisonous. They will like
Speaker 3: wrap up babies to protect them from the night air.
Speaker 3: The same air five hours ago, sure, but they'll be
Speaker 3: like that night air, I don't want to get on
Speaker 3: this baby, it's just blowing.
Speaker 1: In the country. Right Chicago would make sense to me,
Speaker 1: there was there.
Speaker 3: Was an entire show call in the heat of the night.
Speaker 2: I honestly think the air turns off in Mississippi after
Speaker 2: a certain hours.
Speaker 3: And the and the third thing is like I think
Speaker 3: people thinking that cold air and cold hair leads to
Speaker 3: death is truly connected to William Henry Harrison. Now it's
Speaker 3: he's a president who apparently didn't wear a coat or
Speaker 3: was kind of wet on his inauguration day and then
Speaker 3: he died a few days later. But here's the thing,
Speaker 3: he also was an old white man in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 3: That is never just taking into account. That's what I'm
Speaker 3: so like, all these things combined so that like black
Speaker 3: mothers would be like make sure you got some in
Speaker 3: your head, make sure you make sure you're hair and wet.
Speaker 3: And there's like kind of like an additional part of it,
Speaker 3: where like you also, as a little black boy, I
Speaker 3: couldn't grow my hair out. I think I didn't. I
Speaker 3: wasn't able to grow my hair until twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys weren't allowed to grow your haird I've.
Speaker 1: Had this haircut. I've had the same haircut since I've
Speaker 1: had haircuts.
Speaker 3: Now, Langston, Langston, your privilege is showing right. I used
Speaker 3: to have to get to even Stephen One even all
Speaker 3: over or or I can get it. I just got it.
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't got it.
Speaker 3: I could get it. I could get like a fade,
Speaker 3: but even that was like what you trying to you know.
Speaker 2: That's neither see. I think, well, if I may, I
Speaker 2: think it was that my mom, while while at points
Speaker 2: was a single mom, she always had a like a
Speaker 2: step dad, like I always there was, she was always
Speaker 2: remarried to someone, and at that point she was excited
Speaker 2: for us to have bonding time, which meant that like
Speaker 2: I didn't have a mother in a barber shop dictating
Speaker 2: my hair. I had a nigga who who didn't really
Speaker 2: give a fuck what my hair looked like dictating it.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I want this, and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: the boys, they you want that.
Speaker 3: I got to grow up. I think I got to
Speaker 3: grow like some modicum of an afro for a little bit,
Speaker 3: and then my grades start to dip and my mom
Speaker 3: instantly connected.
Speaker 2: To all your brain cells, it's growing out your damn scout.
Speaker 3: It was. Do you understand the punishment? Okay, I don't.
Speaker 3: I never want to sensationalize things as a comedian, but truly,
Speaker 3: that's like a horror scene for so many people of
Speaker 3: other races. It's being forcibly shaved. Yeah, right, it that's
Speaker 3: like what happened. That's like what happened to Anne Hathaway's
Speaker 3: character in lay Miss and You, the dying of tuberculosis,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And that was the worst thing that was happening to her.
Speaker 3: That's what I was going through. That it happened in
Speaker 3: Aliportman's character and beepa vendela that.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it just happens black boys every
Speaker 3: two weeks.
Speaker 2: Well you should have snitched? Is I think the argument here.
Speaker 2: I think you should have told on your mother and
Speaker 2: then you could have gone to a nice group home
Speaker 2: where they'll never shade.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to call the cop with the same haircut
Speaker 3: as me. I'm getting abused.
Speaker 2: Look at me.
Speaker 1: I look like a fool. I know about you, but
Speaker 1: I was. I was threatened with the cops all the time.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of call the cops. Call that
Speaker 1: was that was my call, CBS call.
Speaker 3: Black disciplinarian is so aware of response time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, sure of what they can get away with
Speaker 2: before somebody shows.
Speaker 3: That's the one part of racism they can leverage. They go,
Speaker 3: they gonna come here.
Speaker 2: Okay, you think you think they're gonna come here and
Speaker 2: then be able to figure it out from your little
Speaker 2: inarticulate asser. You think you're gonna be able.
Speaker 1: To explain hip hop.
Speaker 2: What's happening to you? He's not gonna give up.
Speaker 3: Just a black mom saying, who do you think they'll believe.
Speaker 2: I have a job. You're in that weird not cute
Speaker 2: stage where your teeth airt are killed in who are
Speaker 2: you gonna tell.
Speaker 1: Eleven years old? Haven't grown in your nose yet?
Speaker 3: Matter of fact, take that plaint off. It's your mom
Speaker 3: becoming bill O'Reilly fat Albert and the gang? What kinds
Speaker 3: of gang?
Speaker 1: Oh man? That was the weirdest era of.
Speaker 2: You know what, I wrote it all the way to
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 1: You have some did you write it all the way
Speaker 1: to like the Harlem Globetrotters. That dog? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That whoa?
Speaker 2: I went to Muhammad Ali Fubo.
Speaker 3: Got a Mark Echo shirt on right now, And.
Speaker 2: You know what's fucked up is that's what I switched
Speaker 2: to after I made it past Platinum Fuboo was. I
Speaker 2: was like, no, I'm an Echo man now, and.
Speaker 1: White guys they co opted that too quick.
Speaker 3: Also, that man was making shirts we really couldn't wash.
Speaker 3: Yo was swayed.
Speaker 2: And we didn't have the technology back then.
Speaker 1: Your ship would look bugged out so fast. Fucking Echo Man.
Speaker 1: I always I always assumed you were like a Mecca man,
Speaker 1: But maybe I.
Speaker 2: Wore Mecca too. I wore Mecca too, but not Mecca
Speaker 2: was more expensive at the time. Was once Platinum, Fubu
Speaker 2: and and fucking Echo and Sean John. All of those
Speaker 2: could be founded at like a Value City or goddamn
Speaker 2: Marshalls And.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you remember when you would go to Marshalls and
Speaker 1: you'd find like the Shawn John and you'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I gotta look around, like, yeah, this this
Speaker 2: can't be that defective.
Speaker 3: I actually don't need the matching bore pants, but this
Speaker 3: jacket going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, John, you're away with a bunch of this ship.
Speaker 1: If you have the jacket, the pants are assumed to
Speaker 1: be at home. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I also remember when Denham became so shiny, yeah, shiny denim, Like,
Speaker 3: how boy there.
Speaker 1: Did you ever overshoot the shiny denim? I got my
Speaker 1: mom to buy me some.
Speaker 2: I did, I think, And if I couldn't, because I
Speaker 2: identify with this so much, I think if I could articulate,
Speaker 2: what I think the mistake is is that when you
Speaker 2: are a kid who's not allowed to buy shiny denim
Speaker 2: and you only get one pair of shiny dinim pants,
Speaker 2: you think you have to get the shiniest denim possible,
Speaker 2: and the reality is what you want is just that
Speaker 2: that dark denim would shine too.
Speaker 1: Because I had no tops for it. Yeah, are on
Speaker 1: top of this shiny fucking dinnim.
Speaker 2: You're sitting there with silver fucking pants on. There's no
Speaker 2: options on the bus.
Speaker 1: Worried, worried, worried about what's gonna happen when I get off.
Speaker 2: This was a mistake, But I can't tell anyone this
Speaker 2: ship was Damnar Platinum.
Speaker 1: It was like I can't I close my eyes and
Speaker 1: I see it.
Speaker 2: I spent twenty minutes putting a crease in this. I
Speaker 2: can't walk away from what this is.
Speaker 3: The other part is, oh, man, I wore it this week.
Speaker 2: Fuck careful while Yeah.
Speaker 3: I hit him with it though I had it on.
Speaker 1: That was that was the hardest part about pants was like,
Speaker 1: damn if I hit it on Monday, is Thursday? Crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Nuts crazy?
Speaker 2: My T shirt was long. Maybe they didn't see which
Speaker 2: one disease word?
Speaker 3: And because like I mean, as when you know people
Speaker 3: are gonna notice, you always go, I gotta watch it
Speaker 3: drive my house. You ain't gonna watch it dri you
Speaker 3: have something? Yeah, like listen, I want you guys to
Speaker 3: know I'm not without memes.
Speaker 2: I just don't know this, you know what.
Speaker 3: I needed a block schedule.
Speaker 1: That's not that is it? That is it?
Speaker 2: I used to blame it on being a child of divorce.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was at my mom's crave, so I
Speaker 2: had to and we ain't have no other outfits, so
Speaker 2: I could double up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But the other thing that would happen is that like,
Speaker 3: so I had like a pair of of bows, and like,
Speaker 3: if if you have like, you're once again any sort
Speaker 3: of pants to stand out. So I had like my
Speaker 3: red straps on my bows.
Speaker 1: You have the red strap, so that's a good boat.
Speaker 3: But guess what I wore them that week. I can't
Speaker 3: do it again. It's too memorable because because the first
Speaker 3: day ever is gonna be like what.
Speaker 2: You just need one and as one person to be like, hey,
Speaker 2: didn't you have those like.
Speaker 3: And that person that they always know when it's the
Speaker 3: quietest and the most and the most people are around
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 1: I remember in junior high because I went to a
Speaker 1: crazy junior high and then a very white high school.
Speaker 1: I remember in junior high a couple of kids being
Speaker 1: dubbed like jabo kids. But you know what, I'm saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, he's always got those dusty ass green jabos on.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's a that's a faith.
Speaker 2: There was a pair of Fubu sweatpants that I wore
Speaker 2: often enough that that my friend Josh Miller came up
Speaker 2: to me and was like, hey, niggas are talking about
Speaker 2: how much you wear them pans And then I never,
Speaker 2: I like, was wearing them like goddamn every other day probably,
Speaker 2: and he was like, hey, bro, they're talking about it.
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, yeah, yeah, no, it was bad.
Speaker 2: Josh was a hero at that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah no.
Speaker 2: And to be honest, I don't know that he wasn't
Speaker 2: laughing in my face when he told me, but he
Speaker 2: told me not in front of everyone. And that's where
Speaker 2: the hero. So Jay and and God have we drifted
Speaker 2: on this?
Speaker 1: We're's work?
Speaker 2: Jay, could you tell us before we go to break?
Speaker 2: Could you tell us a little bit about how much
Speaker 2: you believe? Because your energy is giving off you, you're
Speaker 2: not bought into your conspiracy theory. But is there any
Speaker 2: chance that you do, in fact believe in this Cold
Speaker 2: hair leads to or wet hair rather leads to cold's theory?
Speaker 3: I think that germs lead to cold. I think the
Speaker 3: virus lead to cold. I think, but I have to
Speaker 3: say it. I was again pertaining to the news over
Speaker 3: the past six months as a black person in New
Speaker 3: York who sometimes in Brooklyn. I have to say this
Speaker 3: plainly and explicitly. I think viruses lead to disease. I
Speaker 3: think germs lead to disease, various infections, pasages and whatnot.
Speaker 3: I don't think wet hair leads to disease. I think
Speaker 3: wet hair leads to cold ness, to you feeling a
Speaker 3: bit cold, because you can feel a bit colder. I
Speaker 3: think that people associate a lot of stuff with the
Speaker 3: cold because it's going on around the same time, and
Speaker 3: they'll be like, oh, I'm cold. You know, people really
Speaker 3: think I'm cold. Now I'm going to have a cold,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, you're you're temperature wise, you're cold.
Speaker 1: My issue my brain with you.
Speaker 3: I know, but your body, but your heart.
Speaker 1: My heart, because man, I just I lived in Washington
Speaker 1: and sometimes you'd be out all day in the cold,
Speaker 1: all all rainy and ship like that, running around, and
Speaker 1: then you would get home and you would be sniffling
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's just cold hair, but I think a day
Speaker 1: spent wet will fuck you up.
Speaker 3: I don't like being cold and wet. I think being
Speaker 3: cold and wet is the worst combination.
Speaker 1: It's terrible, it's terrible.
Speaker 3: It's one of the few things that could break me. Like,
Speaker 3: I will give up secrets.
Speaker 1: Okay, you get the bottom of my pants wet. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you all if.
Speaker 3: I get watering my socks, I get watering my socks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm telling I'm telling everybody, I'm gone
Speaker 3: if I get watering my socks.
Speaker 1: I got water in my socks today walking home from
Speaker 1: the barbershop, and it was pretty bad.
Speaker 3: No, I'm he did.
Speaker 2: Your socks. You're not You didn't sit through that.
Speaker 1: No, No, I was walking home so I had to
Speaker 1: get home first.
Speaker 2: For sure.
Speaker 3: Let's take French foot now, wet socks, that could lead some.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that so you okay, So that's just who
Speaker 2: So you're like, we're like, head, absolutely not your But.
Speaker 3: I'm saying like, okay, I'm saying the moisture in the foot,
Speaker 3: if maintained in a swampy environment, will lead to athletes
Speaker 3: foot or like a rash okay in Vietnam.
Speaker 1: I had clean sot this is It wasn't crazy like that.
Speaker 1: It wasn't my feet are clean. I had clean socks on.
Speaker 1: I just stepped in a post a snow puddle and
Speaker 1: it was cold for about fifteen blocks. It wasn't that.
Speaker 2: I listen listeners at home, David just held up his
Speaker 2: foot and it is a rich green. It is tough
Speaker 2: to look at me on this.
Speaker 1: DDP yoga and I'll be able to pull my foot
Speaker 1: up and show you it's goods.
Speaker 3: Stop taking away black people's feet.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that is the thing for me. All Right,
Speaker 2: we're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more
Speaker 2: J Jurden and more. My mama told me, Yeah, boy.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to my mama told me the podcast where
Speaker 1: we are currently discussing whether or not cold makes me sick,
Speaker 1: and it's it's a divided house.
Speaker 2: We specifically because we've proven wet foot, hoping to bring
Speaker 2: it up in wet wet foot has been seems like
Speaker 2: it seems like it's more widely believed. I'm I'm still
Speaker 2: on the fence on wet foot, but you two, you're crazy.
Speaker 2: I think I think wet foot is is a little
Speaker 2: more complicated than we're making it seem. But that said,
Speaker 2: wet hair is divided Jay Jay saying Nay, this is
Speaker 2: foolish and and and just old wives tales from from
Speaker 2: black mamas, and David being like, my black mom ain't
Speaker 2: never wrong, I believe, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I would have to text her. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what her her paint on it is because my mom's
Speaker 1: not a water mom at all. Like she made sure
Speaker 1: I had swimming lessons, but I don't think I've even
Speaker 1: seen my mom in a hot to. I mean, I'm trying.
Speaker 1: She does, she does, she stays like I'm trying.
Speaker 3: There is something also too. I think Black people of
Speaker 3: a certain age they also just don't like to get
Speaker 3: wet in general. So this is another aspect that we
Speaker 3: need to investigate. I'm not gonna say it's because of
Speaker 3: civil rights hoses, but I'm not gonna say it's not
Speaker 3: not because of civil rights hoses.
Speaker 1: I mean it goes farther because I'm African right, and
Speaker 1: people say corner people might tribe specifically, they say we're
Speaker 1: afraid of water.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's like y'all weakness, because yeah, y'all are like
Speaker 2: those aliens and sign on all. We're strong, proud people,
Speaker 2: but they flash you with a couple of water. Your
Speaker 2: face is gonna sizzle. That's what it's like.
Speaker 1: I have, I have, I have, not to brag. I
Speaker 1: got some property in Africa.
Speaker 2: I keep needing.
Speaker 1: I need my cousin or somebody to come out and
Speaker 1: look at it. And corner people are afraid of water.
Speaker 1: So it's like only a few people in my family are.
Speaker 2: Willing to go out and look at Damn. That's wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you shouldn't sit that on the podcast now.
Speaker 1: It's truly. If you're trying to buy property in cier Leon,
Speaker 1: go crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna no fuck buy. I'm gonna show up. There
Speaker 2: was six super soakers and uh and colonize that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be you want to be the Columbus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's just Cono people. The other people, Timmy
Speaker 1: and Mende and everybody. Everybody else is not afraid of
Speaker 1: It's just hard people.
Speaker 2: Hey, y'all got to have a little section and guess
Speaker 2: who's about to become the king of Cono town.
Speaker 3: To that, I said, they're not They're not the fire nation.
Speaker 2: You can't, like, I know, because that means they ain't
Speaker 2: gonna be able to fight back. I'm about to bust
Speaker 2: they ass man, we'll super soakers like okay.
Speaker 3: But like you know, when I talk about hair getting wet,
Speaker 3: that's like that's like truly like a black trigger for
Speaker 3: a number of reasons. Yeah, like it returns. But I said,
Speaker 3: don't you feel like for women more so than men? Yeah,
Speaker 3: because we ain't really rocking conks the way we used to.
Speaker 3: No one on the podcast has a slick back. Leston
Speaker 3: might get one, I will.
Speaker 2: I will say that is the dream is to know
Speaker 2: it is I get to an age where I decide
Speaker 2: to just change direction on my hair.
Speaker 1: Wants to know is karate and rock of cock.
Speaker 3: Come on, Okay, this is the funnest actually very this
Speaker 3: is actually very your name because you know who does
Speaker 3: brush your ship back?
Speaker 1: T J.
Speaker 3: Holmes.
Speaker 2: Come on, and I'll say this, that's a handsome motherfucker
Speaker 2: who deserves No I'm joking, but but no, I think
Speaker 2: he looked cool before you started acting up with that
Speaker 2: white lady.
Speaker 3: He was man brushing your hair. Bag.
Speaker 1: That is it's the craziest ship.
Speaker 3: Williams and then everybody else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't just be doing that. You's a wild thing. Man.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be real with you. I be that guy
Speaker 2: when the time comes, I'm going back words and I'm
Speaker 2: not even going But how straight is your hair?
Speaker 1: If you grow it up?
Speaker 2: If I grow it out? It's it's very curly. It's
Speaker 2: like but it's like, but it's is it?
Speaker 1: Is it like?
Speaker 2: You know what I It's not. It's not a number
Speaker 2: and a letter. It's not tight little coils. It is
Speaker 2: like big like it is you know, it's somewhere in
Speaker 2: the the spectrum of like a who's the right, uh cop,
Speaker 2: It's it's Corbin what was his name? Corbyn Blue? It's
Speaker 2: gonna it's gonna Corbin Blue, you know what I mean. Well,
Speaker 2: let's let's unpack this officially, right, because because the conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory is still on the table, and and I did
Speaker 2: some research, so let's just say this. I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: as forward about this as possible. According to nearly everything
Speaker 2: I've read, having wet hair does not, in fact, in
Speaker 2: any way cause you to catch a cold or make
Speaker 2: you more sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what internet? On the white Man's Internet? That's
Speaker 1: you that's your first problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is unfortunately, this is still white man's Internet
Speaker 2: that I'm I'm reciting back to you. So it does
Speaker 2: have its s faults.
Speaker 3: But yes, you gotta use one of those beads and
Speaker 3: ask Rio, you gotta do you know your beads that
Speaker 3: you got your bes on? How are we supposed to
Speaker 3: locate you? Well, so, so that's a movie all about
Speaker 3: black people's hair getting wet. All the theme here's okay,
Speaker 3: the theme of Wakanda forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, are we doing this because I have some feeling.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm listening. I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna let
Speaker 2: you kick it off and then and then our weigh
Speaker 2: in depending on the circumstances.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well this is what I can say. I
Speaker 3: love this source material. I ultimately enjoyed the film. But
Speaker 3: it is funny that that a stereotype that has been
Speaker 3: leveraged against the so much was a central plot point
Speaker 3: to the movie. It was I have a job about it.
Speaker 1: I have a joke about it. You could just swim.
Speaker 1: That's how you defeat the Wakanda. You just he just
Speaker 1: swam in there. And they were like, what is this
Speaker 1: magic funck? Bro. Come on, that's a.
Speaker 3: God. He also flew into He flew and.
Speaker 2: He came in with all his swimmers, and that was
Speaker 2: what happened the first time. Here's what I'll say. I
Speaker 2: think they they worked the hardest on that film, on
Speaker 2: that monologue, and then they they figured out the rest.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I've been anti Black Panther for a while.
Speaker 3: Wow, They'll see here's something. Some people in my life
Speaker 3: have recently seen the first one and they were like,
Speaker 3: did I need to see other stuff? And I was like, maybe,
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was we were we were swept
Speaker 3: up in the moment. Don't get mad. Just watch it
Speaker 3: the way I watched it with my eyes from back.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm too African. The whole movie I watched,
Speaker 1: they had this magic rock that made them better than
Speaker 1: the rest of the Africans, and they kept being like,
Speaker 1: but if we didn't have this rock, then we'd be
Speaker 1: like the rest of them. I'm the rest of them.
Speaker 1: Pretty good guy.
Speaker 3: I Wowy did not really investigate that because I was
Speaker 3: caught up in the diaspora part of it. But that
Speaker 3: is that they were so close that the proximity is wild.
Speaker 2: It's crazy now they weren't. They weren't being very kind.
Speaker 2: The the wakandans and and all.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, go see the Woman King. That's all I
Speaker 1: got for you.
Speaker 2: The Woman King was good. I enjoyed it. A lot
Speaker 2: of a lot of good karate kicks. But but karate karate,
Speaker 2: we're doing something similar.
Speaker 3: I don't know you just I love any any martial
Speaker 3: art being described as karate.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a catch all term for sure.
Speaker 2: I certainly don't think I'm going to do the research
Speaker 2: to figure out what your respective martial art is in
Speaker 2: the ate you do karate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when Langston becomes a man of a certain age
Speaker 3: who starts combing his home his hair back, he's going
Speaker 3: to be a karate man.
Speaker 1: The chuck's on him right now.
Speaker 2: There's right there, Jay Jurden, I am. I'm I'm not
Speaker 2: lying to you all. I'm going to I'm going to
Speaker 2: brush my hair back. I'm going to buy a nice gee,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to drink oolong Like I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't think that this is.
Speaker 1: This is just a reminder of all the listeners. If
Speaker 1: we do hit one thousand subs on the YouTube, Langston
Speaker 1: does have to drop that that numb chuck video.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you brought this up because we got
Speaker 2: to know, and I'm sorry to do this in the
Speaker 2: middle of our riveting conversation Jay, but but it's worth
Speaker 2: noting that before you got on today, BORI I should
Speaker 2: give you some backstory. I have numb chucks, I've never
Speaker 2: learned to use them, and I promised, based off of
Speaker 2: Bory's suggestion, that at a thousand subscribers for our YouTube channel,
Speaker 2: I would give a a nunchuck tutorial to all the
Speaker 2: viewers that wish to see that. Bory recently admitted hours
Speaker 2: ago that he bought a harmonica during pandemic expecting to
Speaker 2: learn to play harmonica, and has not yet even cracked
Speaker 2: the box on his harmonica.
Speaker 1: And we are now I've opened it. It's open, it's
Speaker 1: been open.
Speaker 2: None of this matters because we are now instituting that
Speaker 2: at two thousand subscribers, Bory will have to give a
Speaker 2: harmonica tutorial to those same viewers and obviously doubled in size.
Speaker 3: I think here's here's here's what I like about this.
Speaker 3: I think I think Dave it actually has the easier,
Speaker 3: easier thing to do.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the trick harmonica. It's just like, as long
Speaker 3: as you can kind of stay in one place and
Speaker 3: then take it away and then be like, what go
Speaker 3: up here here the scale right?
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: None are actually more dangerous. I think also to get
Speaker 3: my dick with this harmonica. There's no harmonica, so you
Speaker 3: can take it off single blues lyric and be like,
Speaker 3: I'm stuck in jail.
Speaker 1: You can, it's very.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Let me that's a good point. I can, I can,
Speaker 1: I can. I can talk a lot. I can talk
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let me be clear. There's gonna be no
Speaker 2: bb king this bad boy. Come on, man, let me
Speaker 2: do you got to do this ship right, you're gonna
Speaker 2: give You're gonna blues traveler harmonica.
Speaker 1: Is what I want. That's that's not happened to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't get My man had a bandolier of harmonica's.
Speaker 1: He look like a he look like a harmonica bandito.
Speaker 1: I can't do that, you know, I can't do it.
Speaker 3: That ain't stay on me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had he had so many. I bet he
Speaker 1: called him monica's. He didn't even say he's to harmonica.
Speaker 3: Give me have time for that first syllable. It would
Speaker 3: get in the way, were.
Speaker 1: Getting away happen to play.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's unpack a little bit more of this
Speaker 2: research because I want to I want to make this
Speaker 2: clear for our listeners at home as to why the
Speaker 2: cold doesn't actually do anything. To your point, Jay, it
Speaker 2: doesn't do anything in terms of catching sickiness. The only
Speaker 2: real cause of a cold is being exposed to the virus.
Speaker 2: No matter the circumstances, temperature as it or temperature is
Speaker 2: often suggested, right, It truly makes no difference if you
Speaker 2: have the germs in your body. And this is what
Speaker 2: they say. The reason that more people get sick actually
Speaker 2: during the winter months is because you are closer together
Speaker 2: by being inside huddling up from the cold and the wet,
Speaker 2: not because the cold and the wet has triggered anything.
Speaker 3: That sounds kind of hot, that sounds sexual.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's all that winter boning that everybody's doing that
Speaker 2: apparently is getting people sick.
Speaker 3: And here's the thing. You can always warm up fast enough.
Speaker 3: Like that's the other things. The incubation time if it
Speaker 3: actually comes from the temperature, because once you get in,
Speaker 3: if you heat up in the would it go away?
Speaker 3: I always, I always assume. No, this is the idea
Speaker 3: of you get out and you just don't ever dry
Speaker 3: your hair and you just go. If you just from
Speaker 3: the pool to the towel, right and can't take something crazy,
Speaker 3: can't take you something crazy, don't do it. I did
Speaker 3: it a few days ago.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: I washed my hair, dried it off a little bit.
Speaker 3: It was still damp when I went outside. It was
Speaker 3: like a nice fifty degree day in New York. Then
Speaker 3: that happened to me. I'm good and and you.
Speaker 2: Did you enjoy the feeling? Was it like a good feeling?
Speaker 3: It is when your hair is wet in public, there
Speaker 3: is a sense of power and privilege.
Speaker 1: It feels good to be bad.
Speaker 3: I mean. The thing also is that like so many people,
Speaker 3: they don't they don't like, they don't know I got
Speaker 3: hanged out. They don't know nothing. So when your hair
Speaker 3: is wet, it's moving a little bit. Also, Black people's
Speaker 3: hair absorbs moisture so fast that when it's when your
Speaker 3: hair is actually moisturized, you are like, whose hair is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it feels like wet, you know who is this?
Speaker 3: This ain't me where? This ain't where I'm at all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not gonna lie. That's what actually, because
Speaker 3: I'm contrary to what the ring light is doing. I'm
Speaker 3: very much brown skin. But like with that hair's blowing
Speaker 3: you up. That thing's good with the hair I was
Speaker 3: that morning, it was bad.
Speaker 2: It was bad. Yeah. Even as I was looking this up,
Speaker 2: there actually came another theory, And what you guys are
Speaker 2: saying sort of reminds me of it where a bunch
Speaker 2: of people apparently believe that going to bed with wet
Speaker 2: hair can cause you to get a.
Speaker 1: Cold, And I do that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought, was like, I why would you
Speaker 2: ever go to bed with a wet head? Like that
Speaker 2: seems fucking off. Yeah, I don't people do it.
Speaker 3: I know some people will do a conditioning treatment.
Speaker 2: Cap sure, but that's it's so wet and but I
Speaker 2: mean it's intentionally wet, and then it's so wrapped that
Speaker 2: it sort of becomes like a non factor, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like it's not like you're sitting wet
Speaker 2: and exposed to elements inside of that that situation.
Speaker 3: I think that I think that this is very much
Speaker 3: a story about black hair.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: That's what I said, when I saw what kind of fever?
Speaker 3: That's the first This is very much a story about
Speaker 3: black This.
Speaker 2: Is Matthew Cherry's black hair cinematic this movie could use.
Speaker 1: That's a little monica.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Truly, it's weird so that it goes on
Speaker 2: to say that because I wanted to look up some
Speaker 2: of the origin of this. It's said that this may
Speaker 2: have been rooted, and no one knows exactly where it
Speaker 2: comes from, certainly, but they said it may be rooted
Speaker 2: from World Ward one, when scientists concluded that soldiers who
Speaker 2: slept in wet trenches were more likely to catch colds
Speaker 2: than soldiers who slept in dry barracks, which feels like
Speaker 2: you're skipping over a lot of the elements in their wet.
Speaker 3: The fact that they were sleeping on top of each
Speaker 3: other and coughing and bleeding each other's mouth.
Speaker 2: Ye sure, yeah, it was bad for your feet, but
Speaker 2: it wasn't the reason you were coughing as much as
Speaker 2: it was everything else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's truly. I think it's truly Conflation
Speaker 3: versus is causation. I think it's correlation versus causation, and
Speaker 3: people germ theory is still younger than this, than hair,
Speaker 3: than people being like I'm cold. People can go I
Speaker 3: feel cold, and now I feel sick. I know. It's
Speaker 3: I mean, it took how long for us to be
Speaker 3: able to look at any sort of like you know,
Speaker 3: organisms under a microscope?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm curiously I feel like doctors started
Speaker 2: washing their hands in like nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1: It's like they just smoke a cigarette. Blow it blow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: their hands.
Speaker 3: People didn't start washing their hands until three years ago.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, and we know that by all the deaths
Speaker 2: that accumulated in the early part of this Bad Boy.
Speaker 2: But truly, it it's wild how little of our science
Speaker 2: is in any way sort of like ancient. Right, we
Speaker 2: don't have any ancient learnings. All of this ship is
Speaker 2: brand new to us.
Speaker 3: There was okay, now just so I can we can't
Speaker 3: like David will push back on this. Black people, Indigenous people,
Speaker 3: a number of people kind of like knew how to
Speaker 3: get dirt off of the body. They knew they were
Speaker 3: getting dirt off. They didn't know they were also getting
Speaker 3: germs off, right, so they just knew that. Like when
Speaker 3: like the Moor's going to Spain and being like, what's
Speaker 3: what's happening it y'all don't Oh yeah, y'all don't have
Speaker 3: y'all don't like clan pushing back with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but because like I don't know, you dirty, dirty,
Speaker 1: dirty Spanish people, is that what we're doing? I mean.
Speaker 3: Dirty years because I know a lot of people will
Speaker 3: be like, I'm not dirt. I'll be like, no dirty,
Speaker 3: Like fourteen hundred Spanish Europe was stinky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your whole armada stink. Yeah, you had the boats,
Speaker 2: but you also had the funk.
Speaker 1: And that's.
Speaker 2: That's y'all.
Speaker 3: Funk is Wow. I love funk, being both an insult
Speaker 3: and a compliment, truly the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do it.
Speaker 2: We do good work in the black community.
Speaker 3: With my God in the seventies saying something has some funk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this funky motherfucker. God damn that that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Imagine someone that means someone played bass so well that
Speaker 3: everyone's like that ship tight.
Speaker 1: Like ship.
Speaker 3: But in a good way, right, imagine being so musty
Speaker 3: from two stepping.
Speaker 1: It's like it's some funk, I mean. But then there's
Speaker 1: also people like, I don't I bet boots he didn't
Speaker 1: smell great?
Speaker 2: Yeah, George, God damn, Yeah no, they.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it was all synthetic fibers they didn't bring. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: And you're all night doing fucking Heroin and ship you're yeah.
Speaker 3: Because imagine, imagine all the comics that y'all know that
Speaker 3: are a little musty when they get off stage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now by two hours and you're actually working.
Speaker 3: Two hours, actually working and dancing. I don't even want
Speaker 3: to get within one hundred feet of James Brown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's that video that uh that that's always comfortable.
Speaker 2: Be honest, there's that video. I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You know the video where he's sweating and he like
Speaker 2: comes into frame and it's like, yeah, he's like barely
Speaker 2: he can barely keep his eyes open because he's been
Speaker 2: going so hard on whatever fucking song he's doing. There's
Speaker 2: no way he smelled good in that video.
Speaker 3: He's in a red jumpsuit.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not possible for him to have smelled like
Speaker 2: anything but ass. And that's part of the magic of
Speaker 2: the performance.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you put on it, if you put
Speaker 1: on a jumpsuit, it's just a countdown till when your
Speaker 1: nuts starts stinking. You got, you got, You got maybe
Speaker 1: two and a half hours before it's they.
Speaker 3: Start stinking the minute you realize you're gonna have to
Speaker 3: put on a jumpsuit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, once your once your dickets at pleasant.
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy could not fuck after delirious. He had to
Speaker 2: go home and watch first, and then fuck, there's no way.
Speaker 2: He just unzipped and let a lady smell whatever was
Speaker 2: underneath that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah. And and I will say he
Speaker 3: did it twice.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: He was like, man, back, I'm gonna be stinky again.
Speaker 2: No, Here's what I think happened is the second time
Speaker 2: he was like, hey, man, make the leather more breatheable
Speaker 2: this time, not realizing that that's not possible at all.
Speaker 2: It was as breatheable as it could be, and you
Speaker 2: just gotta bunky dick again.
Speaker 1: I always would worry about his nipples in those outfits.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hot weather nipples is probably not good.
Speaker 3: No idle for the first time a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 3: and that's not pleasant.
Speaker 1: They don't get it's it's bad if you.
Speaker 3: Get the wrong just the wrong amount of like wool
Speaker 3: on anything, and you're not wearing like a like a
Speaker 3: tank top underneath it, like an undershirt, and you start
Speaker 3: all day.
Speaker 1: No, that's why you have to wear undertank For me,
Speaker 1: that's why we're tank tops is to spare my nipples.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wild feeling.
Speaker 2: I didn't mesh fucks my nipples up real bad. And
Speaker 2: I always wondered why NBA players are always wearing those
Speaker 2: tank tops underneath. I'm like, it's the same size boys,
Speaker 2: it's not hot and anything. It's like, oh no, they're
Speaker 2: just making their nipples not up. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That would imagine having a game that's up there with
Speaker 3: Paul Pierce having a boo boo.
Speaker 2: Hey, somebody clutches their chest and they pretend to have
Speaker 2: a heart attack, but it's just a bloody nipple.
Speaker 1: I've done the thing where I just woorren like a
Speaker 1: basketball jersey outside with nothing on underneath, and that sh
Speaker 1: it's like it's a it gets short, that logos gets
Speaker 1: to rubbing. Man, you gotta go back to the house. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, Well this really devolved into some bullshit right at
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 1: But I feel good about it.
Speaker 2: I mean, otherwise i'd say I'd say perfect episode. I
Speaker 2: think we nailed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel good. Jay.
Speaker 2: Could you tell the people at home where they can
Speaker 2: find you and what cool shit you have going on.
Speaker 3: Uh, you can find me on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok. All
Speaker 3: the stuff that we're forced to do to exist in
Speaker 3: this new digital content age that is neither good nor bad,
Speaker 3: but we should at least be aware of it because
Speaker 3: we are being turned into just lines of code for
Speaker 3: bigger companies. So I'm there. I'm on all Jay Jorden,
Speaker 3: I'm the only person named that, so you can find me.
Speaker 3: There's also if you watch The Primo John Stewart, I'm
Speaker 3: on a couple of episodes. Maybe watch those and that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I have shows around the country, so yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, follow Jay, follow his little bit of code
Speaker 2: that that's out there that we're all forced to be
Speaker 2: a part of. Boy, you want to tell the people
Speaker 2: where they can find you?
Speaker 1: Cool Gray eight jokes eighty seven on Instagram, January twenty seventh.
Speaker 1: I'll be at the Newbery and Great Falls, Montana, March
Speaker 1: twenty third through twenty six. Rooster t Feathers in Sunnyvale, California,
Speaker 1: March thirty first through April first, the Dallas Comedy Club, Dallas, Texas,
Speaker 1: and touring February seventeenth. Come to High Note Comedy in Denver.
Speaker 1: We got Britney Carney and you know, February sixteenth, come
Speaker 1: out and see me in Leuston live at the Illegia.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah. I love Brittany Garney.
Speaker 1: We got good stuff going on.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah. And like Bory said, fucking live show February sixteenth.
Speaker 2: We've got some amazing comedians coming out. We're gonna have
Speaker 2: some games, We're gonna throw out some prizes. Maybe I
Speaker 2: don't know, I'm I'm making up shit, but come fuck
Speaker 2: around with us. We can get some prizes, you know,
Speaker 2: fucking oh shit, Yeah, Bory's brother is gonna do a
Speaker 2: flip and uh and yeah. Come check us out. And
Speaker 2: if you want to follow me, you can follow me
Speaker 2: at Langston Kerrman on all platforms. And if you want
Speaker 2: to send us your own conspiracy theories, your own drops,
Speaker 2: your own haunting suggestions about what happened to other people's nipples,
Speaker 2: please send them to my mama pod at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you. Okay, that's it, bye, bitch.
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Speaker 1: can't defending turkey stuff. I can't help me.
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