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Speaker 2: Fuck you, now, fuck you. We're not gonna We're not

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Speaker 3: Would even take about bunnet warm. Justin Guarini came out

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Speaker 3: as black, and black women still said, but my baby Kelly.

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Speaker 3: Black women still went, you know, like Kelly, she's built

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Speaker 2: Black women were like, good for you, young man, move

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Speaker 3: That's nice for you. Look like bright now, yeah, good

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Speaker 3: little miss Kelly Clarkson.

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Speaker 1: Chip singer.

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Speaker 3: Racist the.

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Speaker 1: Money turkey stuff. Can't tell me.

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Speaker 4: Yup yup, yup bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet.

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Speaker 2: There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 1: The podcast will be dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: Means, and we finally worked to prove that Mike Bibbi

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Speaker 2: three of the Vown he made a bunch of light

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Speaker 2: skinned men tattooed the dime on their inner thighs.

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Speaker 3: Ten team dime, team.

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Speaker 4: Dime, and then take slave little like captives pictures, not

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they all look like they got taken in.

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Speaker 4: And they're taking pictures showing their lower back tattoos.

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Speaker 2: Same team, dyme. This is a criminality that needs to

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Speaker 1: What's your personality of Mike Bibby? Is your cult leader

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Speaker 1: where you're like, that's the guy?

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Speaker 2: Come on, I thought he was sick the whole time

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Speaker 2: I thought this was I thought this was just some

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Speaker 1: He looks like he's slowly being erased, like.

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Speaker 2: He's barely he's barely there. The boy you don't worship

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Speaker 1: He's really more of a shade than a man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, these boys getting tattoos on their goots for Mike Bibby. Man,

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Speaker 2: Fuck no. James John Jason Williams was the coolest guy

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Speaker 2: on that team, and Chris Webber was who you would

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Speaker 2: you would admire the most. You don't go for fucking

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Speaker 2: Mike Bibby.

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Speaker 1: He's to your cult leader. I'll say that.

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Speaker 2: I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy and we're talking. We're

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Speaker 2: hot into it and our guests today, I'm so excited

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Speaker 2: for our guests today. He did a live show, our

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Speaker 2: he was fucking phenomenal, as he always is. He's so funny.

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Speaker 2: You know him from the problem with John Stewart on

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Speaker 2: Apple Plus TV? Is it Plus? I can't remember Apple Plus?

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Speaker 2: Is that the network? It's Apple related? You'll figure it out,

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Speaker 2: you pieces of shit. He also he has amazing comedy

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Speaker 2: clips all over Comedy Central. He's so funny. Please give

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Speaker 2: it up for our guests. Mister j Journey, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: He ya?

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Speaker 2: Fuck? Yeah, we're good.

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Speaker 3: How you I'm good? I mean the person I would

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Speaker 2: You knows right now? Let me be clear. Are you

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Speaker 2: all saying you would still follow Blotty even after the

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Speaker 3: Yes, you want to know something, Yes, and here.

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Speaker 1: He's running a cult, not a business.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd still be able to get some fun stories

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm a Denver Nuggets fan. Keep keep talking, keep.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Blondie Devo well before I would ever ever follow

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Speaker 2: I think I think they were the boys that assisted.

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Speaker 2: The King of Assists was the implication of of the thing.

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Speaker 1: Hold On, Yeah, you gotta take a look at it.

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Speaker 1: It's weird, and we'll throw it up. We'll throw up

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Speaker 2: Oh they were doing that back when they were just

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Speaker 2: I do think it really speaks to a generation of

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Speaker 1: Legal legal that's legal. That's legal. Wife, you can move somebody,

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Speaker 3: No, it's truly. I think it's like sometimes people are

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Speaker 2: No man, two phones over here.

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Speaker 3: Mike baby knows Mike Bibby like, hey, wash your mouth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, even in an era of major homophobia in

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Speaker 3: Yeah. The only way you can beat homophobia is if

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Wednesday, and then you get to eat KOUCHI.

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Speaker 2: Look, you gotta celebrate. How you celebrate, that's not for

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Speaker 2: me to decide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No. Whatever you want

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Speaker 2: fooling around this is. This is too much silly. Before

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Speaker 2: But you said, my mama told you love that one.

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Speaker 3: Him tail in the in the in the colloquial.

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Speaker 1: I understand black tail magazine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you were, you were talking about ain't this is?

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Speaker 2: I got it all right.

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Speaker 3: In general, you're not really the whole.

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Speaker 2: But just you go, I know, boy, pretty well, you're

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Speaker 1: I celebrate the entire cat.

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Speaker 2: All right. Well, you said, my mama told me you

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Speaker 3: Yes, So I think that this is There are multiple

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Speaker 3: this this is the thought exercise, but let's go. So

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Speaker 1: In the country. Right Chicago would make sense to me,

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Speaker 3: That is never just taking into account. That's what I'm

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Speaker 3: And there's like kind of like an additional part of it,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys weren't allowed to grow your haird I've.

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Speaker 1: Had this haircut. I've had the same haircut since I've

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Speaker 3: Now, Langston, Langston, your privilege is showing right. I used

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Speaker 3: I could get it. I could get like a fade,

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Speaker 2: That's neither see. I think, well, if I may, I

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Speaker 3: I got to grow up. I think I got to

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Speaker 2: To all your brain cells, it's growing out your damn scout.

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Speaker 3: It was. Do you understand the punishment? Okay, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I never want to sensationalize things as a comedian, but truly,

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Speaker 3: like what happened. That's like what happened to Anne Hathaway's

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Speaker 2: And that was the worst thing that was happening to her.

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Speaker 3: That's what I was going through. That it happened in

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Speaker 2: Well you should have snitched? Is I think the argument here.

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Speaker 2: I think you should have told on your mother and

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Speaker 3: I'm supposed to call the cop with the same haircut

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Speaker 2: Look at me.

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Speaker 1: I look like a fool. I know about you, but

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Speaker 1: was that was my call, CBS call.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, sure of what they can get away with

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Speaker 3: That's the one part of racism they can leverage. They go,

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Speaker 2: Okay, you think you think they're gonna come here and

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Speaker 1: To explain hip hop.

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Speaker 2: What's happening to you? He's not gonna give up.

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Speaker 3: Just a black mom saying, who do you think they'll believe.

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Speaker 2: I have a job. You're in that weird not cute

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Speaker 1: Eleven years old? Haven't grown in your nose yet?

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Speaker 3: Matter of fact, take that plaint off. It's your mom

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Speaker 3: becoming bill O'Reilly fat Albert and the gang? What kinds

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Speaker 1: Oh man? That was the weirdest era of.

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Speaker 2: You know what, I wrote it all the way to

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Speaker 1: You have some did you write it all the way

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Speaker 1: to like the Harlem Globetrotters. That dog? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That whoa?

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Speaker 2: I went to Muhammad Ali Fubo.

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Speaker 3: Got a Mark Echo shirt on right now, And.

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Speaker 2: You know what's fucked up is that's what I switched

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Speaker 3: Also, that man was making shirts we really couldn't wash.

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Speaker 3: Yo was swayed.

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Speaker 2: And we didn't have the technology back then.

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Speaker 1: Your ship would look bugged out so fast. Fucking Echo Man.

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Speaker 1: I always I always assumed you were like a Mecca man,

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Speaker 1: But maybe I.

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Speaker 2: Wore Mecca too. I wore Mecca too, but not Mecca

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Speaker 2: Marshalls And.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you remember when you would go to Marshalls and

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I gotta look around, like, yeah, this this

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Speaker 3: I actually don't need the matching bore pants, but this

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Speaker 1: If you have the jacket, the pants are assumed to

442
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: be at home. Yeah.

443
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 3: I also remember when Denham became so shiny, yeah, shiny denim, Like,

444
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 3: how boy there.

445
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: Did you ever overshoot the shiny denim? I got my

446
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: mom to buy me some.

447
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 2: I did, I think, And if I couldn't, because I

448
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 2: identify with this so much, I think if I could articulate,

449
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 2: what I think the mistake is is that when you

450
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 2: are a kid who's not allowed to buy shiny denim

451
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: and you only get one pair of shiny dinim pants,

452
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 2: you think you have to get the shiniest denim possible,

453
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 2: and the reality is what you want is just that

454
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 2: that dark denim would shine too.

455
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: Because I had no tops for it. Yeah, are on

456
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: top of this shiny fucking dinnim.

457
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 2: You're sitting there with silver fucking pants on. There's no

458
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 2: options on the bus.

459
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: Worried, worried, worried about what's gonna happen when I get off.

460
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 2: This was a mistake, But I can't tell anyone this

461
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 2: ship was Damnar Platinum.

462
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: It was like I can't I close my eyes and

463
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 1: I see it.

464
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: I spent twenty minutes putting a crease in this. I

465
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 2: can't walk away from what this is.

466
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 3: The other part is, oh, man, I wore it this week.

467
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 2: Fuck careful while Yeah.

468
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 3: I hit him with it though I had it on.

469
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: That was that was the hardest part about pants was like,

470
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 1: damn if I hit it on Monday, is Thursday? Crazy? Yeah?

471
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: Nuts crazy?

472
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: My T shirt was long. Maybe they didn't see which

473
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: one disease word?

474
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 3: And because like I mean, as when you know people

475
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 3: are gonna notice, you always go, I gotta watch it

476
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 3: drive my house. You ain't gonna watch it dri you

477
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 3: have something? Yeah, like listen, I want you guys to

478
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 3: know I'm not without memes.

479
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 2: I just don't know this, you know what.

480
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 3: I needed a block schedule.

481
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: That's not that is it? That is it?

482
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 2: I used to blame it on being a child of divorce.

483
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was at my mom's crave, so I

484
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 2: had to and we ain't have no other outfits, so

485
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 2: I could double up, you know what I mean.

486
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 3: But the other thing that would happen is that like,

487
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 3: so I had like a pair of of bows, and like,

488
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 3: if if you have like, you're once again any sort

489
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 3: of pants to stand out. So I had like my

490
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 3: red straps on my bows.

491
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: You have the red strap, so that's a good boat.

492
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 3: But guess what I wore them that week. I can't

493
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 3: do it again. It's too memorable because because the first

494
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 3: day ever is gonna be like what.

495
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 2: You just need one and as one person to be like, hey,

496
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: didn't you have those like.

497
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 3: And that person that they always know when it's the

498
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 3: quietest and the most and the most people are around

499
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 3: the way.

500
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: I remember in junior high because I went to a

501
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: crazy junior high and then a very white high school.

502
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: I remember in junior high a couple of kids being

503
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: dubbed like jabo kids. But you know what, I'm saying like, oh,

504
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: you know, he's always got those dusty ass green jabos on.

505
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: It's like, that's a that's a faith.

506
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: There was a pair of Fubu sweatpants that I wore

507
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 2: often enough that that my friend Josh Miller came up

508
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 2: to me and was like, hey, niggas are talking about

509
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 2: how much you wear them pans And then I never,

510
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 2: I like, was wearing them like goddamn every other day probably,

511
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 2: and he was like, hey, bro, they're talking about it.

512
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, yeah, yeah, no, it was bad.

513
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 2: Josh was a hero at that time.

514
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah no.

515
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: And to be honest, I don't know that he wasn't

516
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 2: laughing in my face when he told me, but he

517
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: told me not in front of everyone. And that's where

518
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: the hero. So Jay and and God have we drifted

519
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 2: on this?

520
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: We're's work?

521
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 2: Jay, could you tell us before we go to break?

522
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: Could you tell us a little bit about how much

523
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 2: you believe? Because your energy is giving off you, you're

524
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: not bought into your conspiracy theory. But is there any

525
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: chance that you do, in fact believe in this Cold

526
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: hair leads to or wet hair rather leads to cold's theory?

527
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 3: I think that germs lead to cold. I think the

528
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 3: virus lead to cold. I think, but I have to

529
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 3: say it. I was again pertaining to the news over

530
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 3: the past six months as a black person in New

531
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 3: York who sometimes in Brooklyn. I have to say this

532
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 3: plainly and explicitly. I think viruses lead to disease. I

533
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 3: think germs lead to disease, various infections, pasages and whatnot.

534
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 3: I don't think wet hair leads to disease. I think

535
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 3: wet hair leads to cold ness, to you feeling a

536
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 3: bit cold, because you can feel a bit colder. I

537
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 3: think that people associate a lot of stuff with the

538
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 3: cold because it's going on around the same time, and

539
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 3: they'll be like, oh, I'm cold. You know, people really

540
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 3: think I'm cold. Now I'm going to have a cold,

541
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, you're you're temperature wise, you're cold.

542
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: My issue my brain with you.

543
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 3: I know, but your body, but your heart.

544
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: My heart, because man, I just I lived in Washington

545
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: and sometimes you'd be out all day in the cold,

546
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: all all rainy and ship like that, running around, and

547
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: then you would get home and you would be sniffling

548
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't I don't. I don't

549
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: think it's just cold hair, but I think a day

550
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: spent wet will fuck you up.

551
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 3: I don't like being cold and wet. I think being

552
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 3: cold and wet is the worst combination.

553
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: It's terrible, it's terrible.

554
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 3: It's one of the few things that could break me. Like,

555
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 3: I will give up secrets.

556
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: Okay, you get the bottom of my pants wet. I'll

557
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: tell you all if.

558
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 3: I get watering my socks, I get watering my socks.

559
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm telling I'm telling everybody, I'm gone

560
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 3: if I get watering my socks.

561
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: I got water in my socks today walking home from

562
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: the barbershop, and it was pretty bad.

563
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 3: No, I'm he did.

564
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 2: Your socks. You're not You didn't sit through that.

565
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: No, No, I was walking home so I had to

566
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: get home first.

567
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 2: For sure.

568
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 3: Let's take French foot now, wet socks, that could lead some.

569
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 2: Okay, So that so you okay, So that's just who

570
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 2: So you're like, we're like, head, absolutely not your But.

571
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 3: I'm saying like, okay, I'm saying the moisture in the foot,

572
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 3: if maintained in a swampy environment, will lead to athletes

573
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 3: foot or like a rash okay in Vietnam.

574
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: I had clean sot this is It wasn't crazy like that.

575
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: It wasn't my feet are clean. I had clean socks on.

576
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: I just stepped in a post a snow puddle and

577
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: it was cold for about fifteen blocks. It wasn't that.

578
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,959
Speaker 2: I listen listeners at home, David just held up his

579
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 2: foot and it is a rich green. It is tough

580
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 2: to look at me on this.

581
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: DDP yoga and I'll be able to pull my foot

582
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: up and show you it's goods.

583
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 3: Stop taking away black people's feet.

584
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 2: I'm saying that is the thing for me. All Right,

585
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: we're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more

586
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 2: J Jurden and more. My mama told me, Yeah, boy.

587
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: Welcome back to my mama told me the podcast where

588
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: we are currently discussing whether or not cold makes me sick,

589
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: and it's it's a divided house.

590
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 2: We specifically because we've proven wet foot, hoping to bring

591
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: it up in wet wet foot has been seems like

592
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 2: it seems like it's more widely believed. I'm I'm still

593
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 2: on the fence on wet foot, but you two, you're crazy.

594
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 2: I think I think wet foot is is a little

595
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: more complicated than we're making it seem. But that said,

596
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: wet hair is divided Jay Jay saying Nay, this is

597
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: foolish and and and just old wives tales from from

598
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 2: black mamas, and David being like, my black mom ain't

599
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 2: never wrong, I believe, No, I don't.

600
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: I would have to text her. I don't even know

601
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 1: what her her paint on it is because my mom's

602
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 1: not a water mom at all. Like she made sure

603
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: I had swimming lessons, but I don't think I've even

604
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,439
Speaker 1: seen my mom in a hot to. I mean, I'm trying.

605
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: She does, she does, she stays like I'm trying.

606
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 3: There is something also too. I think Black people of

607
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 3: a certain age they also just don't like to get

608
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 3: wet in general. So this is another aspect that we

609
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 3: need to investigate. I'm not gonna say it's because of

610
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 3: civil rights hoses, but I'm not gonna say it's not

611
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 3: not because of civil rights hoses.

612
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: I mean it goes farther because I'm African right, and

613
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: people say corner people might tribe specifically, they say we're

614
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: afraid of water.

615
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: Wow, that's like y'all weakness, because yeah, y'all are like

616
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 2: those aliens and sign on all. We're strong, proud people,

617
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 2: but they flash you with a couple of water. Your

618
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 2: face is gonna sizzle. That's what it's like.

619
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: I have, I have, I have, not to brag. I

620
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: got some property in Africa.

621
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: I keep needing.

622
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: I need my cousin or somebody to come out and

623
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: look at it. And corner people are afraid of water.

624
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: So it's like only a few people in my family are.

625
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: Willing to go out and look at Damn. That's wild.

626
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you shouldn't sit that on the podcast now.

627
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,919
Speaker 1: It's truly. If you're trying to buy property in cier Leon,

628
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: go crazy.

629
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna no fuck buy. I'm gonna show up. There

630
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 2: was six super soakers and uh and colonize that motherfucker.

631
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

632
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 3: You're gonna be you want to be the Columbus.

633
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's just Cono people. The other people, Timmy

634
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: and Mende and everybody. Everybody else is not afraid of

635
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: It's just hard people.

636
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: Hey, y'all got to have a little section and guess

637
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,439
Speaker 2: who's about to become the king of Cono town.

638
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 3: To that, I said, they're not They're not the fire nation.

639
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 2: You can't, like, I know, because that means they ain't

640
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 2: gonna be able to fight back. I'm about to bust

641
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 2: they ass man, we'll super soakers like okay.

642
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 3: But like you know, when I talk about hair getting wet,

643
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 3: that's like that's like truly like a black trigger for

644
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 3: a number of reasons. Yeah, like it returns. But I said,

645
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: don't you feel like for women more so than men? Yeah,

646
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 3: because we ain't really rocking conks the way we used to.

647
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 3: No one on the podcast has a slick back. Leston

648
00:36:58,719 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 3: might get one, I will.

649
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 2: I will say that is the dream is to know

650
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 2: it is I get to an age where I decide

651
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 2: to just change direction on my hair.

652
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 1: Wants to know is karate and rock of cock.

653
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 3: Come on, Okay, this is the funnest actually very this

654
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 3: is actually very your name because you know who does

655
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 3: brush your ship back?

656
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: T J.

657
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 3: Holmes.

658
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 2: Come on, and I'll say this, that's a handsome motherfucker

659
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 2: who deserves No I'm joking, but but no, I think

660
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 2: he looked cool before you started acting up with that

661
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 2: white lady.

662
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,919
Speaker 3: He was man brushing your hair. Bag.

663
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: That is it's the craziest ship.

664
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 3: Williams and then everybody else.

665
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't just be doing that. You's a wild thing. Man.

666
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be real with you. I be that guy

667
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 2: when the time comes, I'm going back words and I'm

668
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 2: not even going But how straight is your hair?

669
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: If you grow it up?

670
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 2: If I grow it out? It's it's very curly. It's

671
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 2: like but it's like, but it's is it?

672
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: Is it like?

673
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: You know what I It's not. It's not a number

674
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 2: and a letter. It's not tight little coils. It is

675
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 2: like big like it is you know, it's somewhere in

676
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 2: the the spectrum of like a who's the right, uh cop,

677
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 2: It's it's Corbin what was his name? Corbyn Blue? It's

678
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 2: gonna it's gonna Corbin Blue, you know what I mean. Well,

679
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 2: let's let's unpack this officially, right, because because the conspiracy

680
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 2: theory is still on the table, and and I did

681
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 2: some research, so let's just say this. I'm gonna be

682
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 2: as forward about this as possible. According to nearly everything

683
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: I've read, having wet hair does not, in fact, in

684
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 2: any way cause you to catch a cold or make

685
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 2: you more sick.

686
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what internet? On the white Man's Internet? That's

687
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: you that's your first problem.

688
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is unfortunately, this is still white man's Internet

689
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 2: that I'm I'm reciting back to you. So it does

690
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 2: have its s faults.

691
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 3: But yes, you gotta use one of those beads and

692
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 3: ask Rio, you gotta do you know your beads that

693
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 3: you got your bes on? How are we supposed to

694
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 3: locate you? Well, so, so that's a movie all about

695
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 3: black people's hair getting wet. All the theme here's okay,

696
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 3: the theme of Wakanda forever.

697
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, are we doing this because I have some feeling.

698
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm listening. I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna let

699
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 2: you kick it off and then and then our weigh

700
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 2: in depending on the circumstances.

701
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well this is what I can say. I

702
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 3: love this source material. I ultimately enjoyed the film. But

703
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 3: it is funny that that a stereotype that has been

704
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 3: leveraged against the so much was a central plot point

705
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 3: to the movie. It was I have a job about it.

706
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: I have a joke about it. You could just swim.

707
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: That's how you defeat the Wakanda. You just he just

708
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: swam in there. And they were like, what is this

709
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: magic funck? Bro. Come on, that's a.

710
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 3: God. He also flew into He flew and.

711
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 2: He came in with all his swimmers, and that was

712
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 2: what happened the first time. Here's what I'll say. I

713
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 2: think they they worked the hardest on that film, on

714
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,479
Speaker 2: that monologue, and then they they figured out the rest.

715
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

716
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 1: I've been anti Black Panther for a while.

717
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 3: Wow, They'll see here's something. Some people in my life

718
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 3: have recently seen the first one and they were like,

719
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 3: did I need to see other stuff? And I was like, maybe,

720
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was we were we were swept

721
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 3: up in the moment. Don't get mad. Just watch it

722
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 3: the way I watched it with my eyes from back.

723
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm too African. The whole movie I watched,

724
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: they had this magic rock that made them better than

725
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: the rest of the Africans, and they kept being like,

726
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: but if we didn't have this rock, then we'd be

727
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: like the rest of them. I'm the rest of them.

728
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: Pretty good guy.

729
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 3: I Wowy did not really investigate that because I was

730
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 3: caught up in the diaspora part of it. But that

731
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 3: is that they were so close that the proximity is wild.

732
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 2: It's crazy now they weren't. They weren't being very kind.

733
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 2: The the wakandans and and all.

734
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying, go see the Woman King. That's all I

735
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: got for you.

736
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 2: The Woman King was good. I enjoyed it. A lot

737
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 2: of a lot of good karate kicks. But but karate karate,

738
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 2: we're doing something similar.

739
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 3: I don't know you just I love any any martial

740
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 3: art being described as karate.

741
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,959
Speaker 1: Oh it's a catch all term for sure.

742
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 2: I certainly don't think I'm going to do the research

743
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 2: to figure out what your respective martial art is in

744
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 2: the ate you do karate.

745
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, when Langston becomes a man of a certain age

746
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 3: who starts combing his home his hair back, he's going

747
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 3: to be a karate man.

748
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: The chuck's on him right now.

749
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 2: There's right there, Jay Jurden, I am. I'm I'm not

750
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 2: lying to you all. I'm going to I'm going to

751
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 2: brush my hair back. I'm going to buy a nice gee,

752
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 2: and I'm going to drink oolong Like I don't. I

753
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 2: don't think that this is.

754
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: This is just a reminder of all the listeners. If

755
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: we do hit one thousand subs on the YouTube, Langston

756
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: does have to drop that that numb chuck video.

757
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you brought this up because we got

758
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: to know, and I'm sorry to do this in the

759
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 2: middle of our riveting conversation Jay, but but it's worth

760
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 2: noting that before you got on today, BORI I should

761
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 2: give you some backstory. I have numb chucks, I've never

762
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 2: learned to use them, and I promised, based off of

763
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: Bory's suggestion, that at a thousand subscribers for our YouTube channel,

764
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 2: I would give a a nunchuck tutorial to all the

765
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 2: viewers that wish to see that. Bory recently admitted hours

766
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 2: ago that he bought a harmonica during pandemic expecting to

767
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 2: learn to play harmonica, and has not yet even cracked

768
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: the box on his harmonica.

769
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 1: And we are now I've opened it. It's open, it's

770
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 1: been open.

771
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 2: None of this matters because we are now instituting that

772
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 2: at two thousand subscribers, Bory will have to give a

773
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 2: harmonica tutorial to those same viewers and obviously doubled in size.

774
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 3: I think here's here's here's what I like about this.

775
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 3: I think I think Dave it actually has the easier,

776
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 3: easier thing to do.

777
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 1: Wow.

778
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 3: Well, here's the trick harmonica. It's just like, as long

779
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 3: as you can kind of stay in one place and

780
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 3: then take it away and then be like, what go

781
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 3: up here here the scale right?

782
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,479
Speaker 1: That's true.

783
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 3: None are actually more dangerous. I think also to get

784
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 3: my dick with this harmonica. There's no harmonica, so you

785
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 3: can take it off single blues lyric and be like,

786
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 3: I'm stuck in jail.

787
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: You can, it's very.

788
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 2: Well.

789
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: Let me that's a good point. I can, I can,

790
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: I can. I can talk a lot. I can talk

791
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: a lot.

792
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let me be clear. There's gonna be no

793
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 2: bb king this bad boy. Come on, man, let me

794
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 2: do you got to do this ship right, you're gonna

795
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 2: give You're gonna blues traveler harmonica.

796
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: Is what I want. That's that's not happened to do that.

797
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: I don't get My man had a bandolier of harmonica's.

798
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: He look like a he look like a harmonica bandito.

799
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: I can't do that, you know, I can't do it.

800
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 3: That ain't stay on me.

801
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had he had so many. I bet he

802
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: called him monica's. He didn't even say he's to harmonica.

803
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 3: Give me have time for that first syllable. It would

804
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 3: get in the way, were.

805
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: Getting away happen to play.

806
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's unpack a little bit more of this

807
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 2: research because I want to I want to make this

808
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 2: clear for our listeners at home as to why the

809
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 2: cold doesn't actually do anything. To your point, Jay, it

810
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 2: doesn't do anything in terms of catching sickiness. The only

811
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 2: real cause of a cold is being exposed to the virus.

812
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 2: No matter the circumstances, temperature as it or temperature is

813
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 2: often suggested, right, It truly makes no difference if you

814
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 2: have the germs in your body. And this is what

815
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 2: they say. The reason that more people get sick actually

816
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 2: during the winter months is because you are closer together

817
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 2: by being inside huddling up from the cold and the wet,

818
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 2: not because the cold and the wet has triggered anything.

819
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 3: That sounds kind of hot, that sounds sexual.

820
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 2: Hey, it's all that winter boning that everybody's doing that

821
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 2: apparently is getting people sick.

822
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 3: And here's the thing. You can always warm up fast enough.

823
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 3: Like that's the other things. The incubation time if it

824
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 3: actually comes from the temperature, because once you get in,

825
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 3: if you heat up in the would it go away?

826
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 3: I always, I always assume. No, this is the idea

827
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 3: of you get out and you just don't ever dry

828
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 3: your hair and you just go. If you just from

829
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 3: the pool to the towel, right and can't take something crazy,

830
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 3: can't take you something crazy, don't do it. I did

831
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 3: it a few days ago.

832
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: No, no, no.

833
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 3: I washed my hair, dried it off a little bit.

834
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 3: It was still damp when I went outside. It was

835
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 3: like a nice fifty degree day in New York. Then

836
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 3: that happened to me. I'm good and and you.

837
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 2: Did you enjoy the feeling? Was it like a good feeling?

838
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 3: It is when your hair is wet in public, there

839
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 3: is a sense of power and privilege.

840
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: It feels good to be bad.

841
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 3: I mean. The thing also is that like so many people,

842
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 3: they don't they don't like, they don't know I got

843
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 3: hanged out. They don't know nothing. So when your hair

844
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 3: is wet, it's moving a little bit. Also, Black people's

845
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 3: hair absorbs moisture so fast that when it's when your

846
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 3: hair is actually moisturized, you are like, whose hair is this?

847
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it feels like wet, you know who is this?

848
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 3: This ain't me where? This ain't where I'm at all

849
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 3: the time.

850
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.

851
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,280
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not gonna lie. That's what actually, because

852
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 3: I'm contrary to what the ring light is doing. I'm

853
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 3: very much brown skin. But like with that hair's blowing

854
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 3: you up. That thing's good with the hair I was

855
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 3: that morning, it was bad.

856
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 2: It was bad. Yeah. Even as I was looking this up,

857
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: there actually came another theory, And what you guys are

858
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: saying sort of reminds me of it where a bunch

859
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 2: of people apparently believe that going to bed with wet

860
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 2: hair can cause you to get a.

861
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: Cold, And I do that's crazy.

862
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 2: That's what I thought, was like, I why would you

863
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: ever go to bed with a wet head? Like that

864
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 2: seems fucking off. Yeah, I don't people do it.

865
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 3: I know some people will do a conditioning treatment.

866
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 2: Cap sure, but that's it's so wet and but I

867
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 2: mean it's intentionally wet, and then it's so wrapped that

868
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 2: it sort of becomes like a non factor, you know

869
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like it's not like you're sitting wet

870
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 2: and exposed to elements inside of that that situation.

871
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 3: I think that I think that this is very much

872
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 3: a story about black hair.

873
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

874
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: That's it.

875
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 3: That's what I said, when I saw what kind of fever?

876
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 3: That's the first This is very much a story about

877
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 3: black This.

878
00:49:49,680 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 2: Is Matthew Cherry's black hair cinematic this movie could use.

879
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: That's a little monica.

880
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 2: Oh man, Truly, it's weird so that it goes on

881
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 2: to say that because I wanted to look up some

882
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,359
Speaker 2: of the origin of this. It's said that this may

883
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 2: have been rooted, and no one knows exactly where it

884
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 2: comes from, certainly, but they said it may be rooted

885
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 2: from World Ward one, when scientists concluded that soldiers who

886
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 2: slept in wet trenches were more likely to catch colds

887
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 2: than soldiers who slept in dry barracks, which feels like

888
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 2: you're skipping over a lot of the elements in their wet.

889
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 3: The fact that they were sleeping on top of each

890
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 3: other and coughing and bleeding each other's mouth.

891
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 2: Ye sure, yeah, it was bad for your feet, but

892
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 2: it wasn't the reason you were coughing as much as

893
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 2: it was everything else.

894
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's truly. I think it's truly Conflation

895
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 3: versus is causation. I think it's correlation versus causation, and

896
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 3: people germ theory is still younger than this, than hair,

897
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 3: than people being like I'm cold. People can go I

898
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 3: feel cold, and now I feel sick. I know. It's

899
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 3: I mean, it took how long for us to be

900
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 3: able to look at any sort of like you know,

901
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 3: organisms under a microscope?

902
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm curiously I feel like doctors started

903
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 2: washing their hands in like nineteen ninety six.

904
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: It's like they just smoke a cigarette. Blow it blow, Yeah,

905
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: their hands.

906
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 3: People didn't start washing their hands until three years ago.

907
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, and we know that by all the deaths

908
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 2: that accumulated in the early part of this Bad Boy.

909
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: But truly, it it's wild how little of our science

910
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:56,800
Speaker 2: is in any way sort of like ancient. Right, we

911
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 2: don't have any ancient learnings. All of this ship is

912
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 2: brand new to us.

913
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 3: There was okay, now just so I can we can't

914
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 3: like David will push back on this. Black people, Indigenous people,

915
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 3: a number of people kind of like knew how to

916
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 3: get dirt off of the body. They knew they were

917
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,240
Speaker 3: getting dirt off. They didn't know they were also getting

918
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: germs off, right, so they just knew that. Like when

919
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 3: like the Moor's going to Spain and being like, what's

920
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 3: what's happening it y'all don't Oh yeah, y'all don't have

921
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 3: y'all don't like clan pushing back with that.

922
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but because like I don't know, you dirty, dirty,

923
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: dirty Spanish people, is that what we're doing? I mean.

924
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 3: Dirty years because I know a lot of people will

925
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 3: be like, I'm not dirt. I'll be like, no dirty,

926
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 3: Like fourteen hundred Spanish Europe was stinky.

927
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, your whole armada stink. Yeah, you had the boats,

928
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 2: but you also had the funk.

929
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: And that's.

930
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 2: That's y'all.

931
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 3: Funk is Wow. I love funk, being both an insult

932
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,760
Speaker 3: and a compliment, truly the best.

933
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do it.

934
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 2: We do good work in the black community.

935
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 3: With my God in the seventies saying something has some funk.

936
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, this funky motherfucker. God damn that that. Yeah.

937
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 3: Imagine someone that means someone played bass so well that

938
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 3: everyone's like that ship tight.

939
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 1: Like ship.

940
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 3: But in a good way, right, imagine being so musty

941
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 3: from two stepping.

942
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: It's like it's some funk, I mean. But then there's

943
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: also people like, I don't I bet boots he didn't

944
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:47,720
Speaker 1: smell great?

945
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, George, God damn, Yeah no, they.

946
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it was all synthetic fibers they didn't bring. Yeah,

947
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 3: I don't.

948
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 2: And you're all night doing fucking Heroin and ship you're yeah.

949
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 3: Because imagine, imagine all the comics that y'all know that

950
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 3: are a little musty when they get off stage.

951
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now by two hours and you're actually working.

952
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 3: Two hours, actually working and dancing. I don't even want

953
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 3: to get within one hundred feet of James Brown.

954
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's that video that uh that that's always comfortable.

955
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 2: Be honest, there's that video. I know what you're saying.

956
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 2: You know the video where he's sweating and he like

957
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 2: comes into frame and it's like, yeah, he's like barely

958
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 2: he can barely keep his eyes open because he's been

959
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 2: going so hard on whatever fucking song he's doing. There's

960
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 2: no way he smelled good in that video.

961
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 3: He's in a red jumpsuit.

962
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not possible for him to have smelled like

963
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 2: anything but ass. And that's part of the magic of

964
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 2: the performance.

965
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: I mean, if you put on it, if you put

966
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,319
Speaker 1: on a jumpsuit, it's just a countdown till when your

967
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 1: nuts starts stinking. You got, you got, You got maybe

968
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,479
Speaker 1: two and a half hours before it's they.

969
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 3: Start stinking the minute you realize you're gonna have to

970
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 3: put on a jumpsuit.

971
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, once your once your dickets at pleasant.

972
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy could not fuck after delirious. He had to

973
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 2: go home and watch first, and then fuck, there's no way.

974
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 2: He just unzipped and let a lady smell whatever was

975
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 2: underneath that.

976
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah. And and I will say he

977
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,760
Speaker 3: did it twice.

978
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: You know.

979
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:46,720
Speaker 3: He was like, man, back, I'm gonna be stinky again.

980
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 2: No, Here's what I think happened is the second time

981
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 2: he was like, hey, man, make the leather more breatheable

982
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 2: this time, not realizing that that's not possible at all.

983
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 2: It was as breatheable as it could be, and you

984
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:00,879
Speaker 2: just gotta bunky dick again.

985
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: I always would worry about his nipples in those outfits.

986
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hot weather nipples is probably not good.

987
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 3: No idle for the first time a couple of weeks ago,

988
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 3: and that's not pleasant.

989
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: They don't get it's it's bad if you.

990
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 3: Get the wrong just the wrong amount of like wool

991
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 3: on anything, and you're not wearing like a like a

992
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 3: tank top underneath it, like an undershirt, and you start

993
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 3: all day.

994
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 1: No, that's why you have to wear undertank For me,

995
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,280
Speaker 1: that's why we're tank tops is to spare my nipples.

996
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, wild feeling.

997
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 2: I didn't mesh fucks my nipples up real bad. And

998
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 2: I always wondered why NBA players are always wearing those

999
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 2: tank tops underneath. I'm like, it's the same size boys,

1000
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,439
Speaker 2: it's not hot and anything. It's like, oh no, they're

1001
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 2: just making their nipples not up. Yeah.

1002
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 3: That would imagine having a game that's up there with

1003
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 3: Paul Pierce having a boo boo.

1004
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 2: Hey, somebody clutches their chest and they pretend to have

1005
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 2: a heart attack, but it's just a bloody nipple.

1006
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: I've done the thing where I just woorren like a

1007
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: basketball jersey outside with nothing on underneath, and that sh

1008
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: it's like it's a it gets short, that logos gets

1009
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: to rubbing. Man, you gotta go back to the house. Yeah.

1010
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 2: Man, Well this really devolved into some bullshit right at

1011
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 2: the end.

1012
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: But I feel good about it.

1013
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 2: I mean, otherwise i'd say I'd say perfect episode. I

1014
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 2: think we nailed it.

1015
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel good. Jay.

1016
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 2: Could you tell the people at home where they can

1017
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 2: find you and what cool shit you have going on.

1018
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 3: Uh, you can find me on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok. All

1019
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 3: the stuff that we're forced to do to exist in

1020
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 3: this new digital content age that is neither good nor bad,

1021
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 3: but we should at least be aware of it because

1022
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 3: we are being turned into just lines of code for

1023
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 3: bigger companies. So I'm there. I'm on all Jay Jorden,

1024
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 3: I'm the only person named that, so you can find me.

1025
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 3: There's also if you watch The Primo John Stewart, I'm

1026
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 3: on a couple of episodes. Maybe watch those and that's it. Yeah,

1027
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 3: and I have shows around the country, so yeah, that's it.

1028
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, follow Jay, follow his little bit of code

1029
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 2: that that's out there that we're all forced to be

1030
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 2: a part of. Boy, you want to tell the people

1031
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 2: where they can find you?

1032
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 1: Cool Gray eight jokes eighty seven on Instagram, January twenty seventh.

1033
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: I'll be at the Newbery and Great Falls, Montana, March

1034
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: twenty third through twenty six. Rooster t Feathers in Sunnyvale, California,

1035
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: March thirty first through April first, the Dallas Comedy Club, Dallas, Texas,

1036
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: and touring February seventeenth. Come to High Note Comedy in Denver.

1037
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: We got Britney Carney and you know, February sixteenth, come

1038
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: out and see me in Leuston live at the Illegia.

1039
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah. I love Brittany Garney.

1040
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: We got good stuff going on.

1041
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 2: Hell yeah. And like Bory said, fucking live show February sixteenth.

1042
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 2: We've got some amazing comedians coming out. We're gonna have

1043
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 2: some games, We're gonna throw out some prizes. Maybe I

1044
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 2: don't know, I'm I'm making up shit, but come fuck

1045
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 2: around with us. We can get some prizes, you know,

1046
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 2: fucking oh shit, Yeah, Bory's brother is gonna do a

1047
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 2: flip and uh and yeah. Come check us out. And

1048
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 2: if you want to follow me, you can follow me

1049
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 2: at Langston Kerrman on all platforms. And if you want

1050
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 2: to send us your own conspiracy theories, your own drops,

1051
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 2: your own haunting suggestions about what happened to other people's nipples,

1052
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 2: please send them to my mama pod at gmail dot com.

1053
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you. Okay, that's it, bye, bitch.

1054
00:59:51,680 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: Chips in your quality racist have bows made money? I

1055
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: can't defending turkey stuff. I can't help me.

1056
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 3: Falcon h