Speaker 1: You've had a long week. It's the Jewel Show. And
Speaker 1: not only that, we're about to save your life, literally,
Speaker 1: because the National Heart Association says that venting about something
Speaker 1: for just thirty seconds can lower your blood pressure, release
Speaker 1: all those stress hormones, and give your brain all those
Speaker 1: feel good vibes that you need. Plus, it's always hilarious
Speaker 1: when you give somebody a random topic that they don't
Speaker 1: even care about to vent about it for thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: So call right now if you'd like to release them
Speaker 1: stress eight eight eight three four three one six one
Speaker 1: eight eight eight three four three one o six one
Speaker 1: and will help us all blow off steam by either
Speaker 1: ranting about nonsense for thirty seconds or by laughing at
Speaker 1: the ridiculousness. We'll do it.
Speaker 2: Next, Please this gentleman, welcome to them the event. Here
Speaker 2: we go, rus get ready to number Yes.
Speaker 1: Do you want to feel better? It's the Jewel Show. Well,
Speaker 1: you're about to be a billion times I'm more healthy
Speaker 1: without having to go to the gym or anything. Lets go,
Speaker 1: You're about to relieve all that stress flow or your
Speaker 1: blood pressure and create all those fun little field good senses.
Speaker 1: Because the National Art Association says inventing about anything, even
Speaker 1: if it's ridiculous, for just thirty seconds a day can
Speaker 1: make you ten times healthier. Plus it's always fun to
Speaker 1: hear somebody try to rant about something they don't care about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the business, true. Get ready to feel good. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give out a random topic and you get
Speaker 1: to rant about it for thirty seconds. Call us eight
Speaker 1: eight three four three one six one if you'd like
Speaker 1: to rant about something. But we'll start with you. Nina, Okay,
Speaker 1: are you ready? Ready? Thirty seconds on the clock to
Speaker 1: rant about two seater cars?
Speaker 3: Man, two seater cars don't even fit people. Not to mention,
Speaker 3: it's not even the people that I care about in
Speaker 3: the two seater cars, because believe me, I drive one.
Speaker 3: It's when you go to Target. It's when you go
Speaker 3: to the grocery store. You actually have to limit what
Speaker 3: you purchase. I want to get my Gatoraid, my wine bottles,
Speaker 3: and I want to get all of the melons because
Speaker 3: I'm trying to pass a different assortment, and I can't
Speaker 3: nit all the melons. I can only pick one of
Speaker 3: the melons because otherwise it takes up the whole front
Speaker 3: seat and then flows over into my seat and it's
Speaker 3: a stick shift, by the way, which makes me even
Speaker 3: harder to drive because the melon keeps it popping over
Speaker 3: to the stick.
Speaker 1: Get a melon, gatorade of wine and.
Speaker 3: For that particular run Yeah, hello Ashley, Hello, are you
Speaker 3: ready to feel good?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, thirty seconds serrant about first dates go cool.
Speaker 5: So the thing that bothers me the most about first
Speaker 5: date is like to have all this crap leading up
Speaker 5: to it. You talk to the person, you're really vibing,
Speaker 5: and then you get there.
Speaker 6: It's a beautiful restaurant.
Speaker 4: He picked it.
Speaker 5: By the way, you get there, you're having a great time.
Speaker 5: Everything's wonderful, the conversation is great. And then he doesn't
Speaker 5: pay for it. You have an offer to pay for it.
Speaker 4: He offers the slit like please, I don't want to
Speaker 4: split anything.
Speaker 7: You chose this restaurant.
Speaker 5: You're the one to ask me out, like, how dare.
Speaker 4: You want to split it with me?
Speaker 5: Like my ruled like first safe, like you should pay
Speaker 5: for the first three to five eighth.
Speaker 1: Honestly, thank you. Actually it was also specific. I think
Speaker 1: that was geared towards somebody. Yeah. National Heart Association says
Speaker 1: that ranting about anything even if it's ridiculous, for thirty
Speaker 1: seconds can make you feel ten times healthier. Plus it's
Speaker 1: always funny to laugh at Yeah, so falls right now?
Speaker 1: If you want to rant about something, producer Brad Yep, fainting, fainting, Yeah, fainting.
Speaker 1: You want me to talk about how.
Speaker 4: Weak you must be a faint?
Speaker 1: What is going on with your body that you can't
Speaker 1: even keep it awake?
Speaker 3: I don't understand that you either need to work less
Speaker 3: or drink a little bit more water. It's not that
Speaker 3: hard not to faint unless you have some sort of illness.
Speaker 4: That makes you faint, And.
Speaker 1: In that case, get better find a doctor or tie
Speaker 1: your hair up somewhere so your head doesn't fall down.
Speaker 1: Really tired of people fainting up? Better tie your head.
Speaker 4: Everybody's out here fainting.
Speaker 1: I walk down the streets and I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's medical conditions because it's so hot. I love I
Speaker 1: think it very seriously eight three three sixty one. The
Speaker 1: National Heart Association says ranting about anything for thirty seconds
Speaker 1: a day can drastically help your health. Hey, Mark time,
Speaker 1: how's it going good? What do you think about limescooters?
Speaker 8: Oh my god? If you're talking about line just forever.
Speaker 8: They're the worst.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: It's like this, like people who have decided to turn
Speaker 9: them into like their own many like sidewalk version, the
Speaker 9: fast and the periods and health care. I mean, they're
Speaker 9: just gonna just gonna cruise on buy whether or not
Speaker 9: I'm holding something or a child or a.
Speaker 10: Coffee or you know you and screw you guys.
Speaker 11: They're not even wearing helmets, So I don't want to
Speaker 11: like drive and hit them and take and there in
Speaker 11: the middle of the night when I'm trying to get
Speaker 11: into my apartment in the parking garage and I'm like.
Speaker 12: I gotta get out of my car, and I got
Speaker 12: and they got to get into the side of the
Speaker 12: and then some dude pulls up with you know that
Speaker 12: sounds when the cars back up, you know, like why
Speaker 12: why pick it up at like three in the morning
Speaker 12: and not.
Speaker 9: Like anybody's got anything to do now.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Mark calls up right out eighty eight three
Speaker 1: four three one six one. He went all the way
Speaker 1: to the people who charge them. Yeah, it's like, you
Speaker 1: know what else wrong? Lime scoters their existence. When I
Speaker 1: think about anything for thirty seconds a day, can drastically
Speaker 1: help your health. Sorry, Victoria, you're next. Here we go
Speaker 1: junk food. Okay, see think about junk foods. I really
Speaker 1: really like it.
Speaker 13: It's so good, taste good, it looks good, it's good
Speaker 13: when it goes into your belly.
Speaker 1: But it's bad for you, but also cheaper.
Speaker 13: Like, I don't know a lot of money to be
Speaker 13: out here buying salads every single day.
Speaker 1: But do I want to sell it?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: But also I have a junk food salad.
Speaker 13: But that sounds nice, right, and it tastes good and
Speaker 13: it's lovely, but it's not good for you in my health.
Speaker 13: And at this point, I'm twenty four, and I need
Speaker 13: to live longer, so you don't worry about my health.
Speaker 1: But it's so extensive, is alive? I buy junk food?
Speaker 1: I like actually triggered her direction. That might have been
Speaker 1: the opposite for her. Victorias literally in tears almost over
Speaker 1: the drunk her up food salad. She's going to have
Speaker 1: y She literally said, it's so expensive to live that
Speaker 1: needs a little longer because I'm four.
Speaker 13: I don't want to make you do at least it's.
Speaker 1: Another jewbile phone frame.
Speaker 4: Mornings on the twenties, him Kelly.
Speaker 1: Hey, Kelly, this is Pee Deacons up at Corporate HR.
Speaker 1: I'm just giving you a call because we received an
Speaker 1: email about a check problem you're having.
Speaker 14: Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you getting I haven't met you officially yet,
Speaker 1: but I look forward to the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, I appreciate So.
Speaker 1: What seems to be the ish.
Speaker 14: Well, I was supposed to have my first direct deposit
Speaker 14: hits on Friday, and unfortunately it just hasn't come through yet.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nope. You obviously nobody's talked to you yet.
Speaker 7: Huh. They said to reach out to HR.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, okay, Well, I'm not sure if you know,
Speaker 1: but the company has made a few changes to our
Speaker 1: payroll system just for the next few months.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, let me know what they are.
Speaker 1: Yes, because we're headed into the fall season, and you
Speaker 1: know what that means.
Speaker 7: I'm new so unfortunately, no, way, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It means you know, Halloween and all the fun festivities
Speaker 1: that go around that spooky time a year and the
Speaker 1: fun time of year.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you have not received your check in direct
Speaker 1: deposit because also, I don't know if you've heard this,
Speaker 1: but the company is having a little bit of financial setbacks. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: And so we've decided to incentivize our paychecks a different way.
Speaker 7: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: I'll just get to it. So basically, we have some
Speaker 1: budgetary issues and instead of doing layoffs and things like that,
Speaker 1: and especially since you're a new hire, half your paycheck
Speaker 1: is going to be delivered like, not direct deposit, That's
Speaker 1: what I mean. And the other half should be in there.
Speaker 1: I'll get that handled though, but you should. You'll only
Speaker 1: get half direct deposit. The other will be on your
Speaker 1: desk in a few days.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: How does so I'm getting half a paycheck.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's delivered to my account, and half a paycheck
Speaker 7: will be in candy corn. Sorry, in candy candy corn? Yeah,
Speaker 7: but not money.
Speaker 1: Well, at this time of year, I think candy corn
Speaker 1: is a better currency than money. Yes, we've decided to
Speaker 1: Sorry are you?
Speaker 14: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I just want to
Speaker 14: be clear. So what you're telling me is that I'm
Speaker 14: getting half a paycheck.
Speaker 1: No, we're giving you a full paycheck. It's just that
Speaker 1: half will be direct deposited in cash, and because it's
Speaker 1: that time of year, the rest is going to be
Speaker 1: a treat, so there should be a big bag of
Speaker 1: candy corn and some chocolates and stuff like that on
Speaker 1: your desk in.
Speaker 7: The next financial payment.
Speaker 1: Well, it just depends how you look at it, I guess,
Speaker 1: but yeah.
Speaker 14: I'm looking at it that way. I don't understand how
Speaker 14: this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I
Speaker 14: know I just started here, but this is like crazy.
Speaker 14: Is there anybody else I could talk to?
Speaker 1: How would you like a five thousand dollars bonus.
Speaker 7: In casher and candy moron?
Speaker 1: Okay, I can see the euro upset and I will
Speaker 1: not long you. Yes, I can, yes, in cash, but
Speaker 1: that depends on if you're going to sign up and
Speaker 1: win the costume contest we're having in a few weeks.
Speaker 7: I need to talk to someone else.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 7: I don't know what kind of clown you are, but
Speaker 7: I cannot cannot speak to you anymore.
Speaker 1: Have you signed up for the costume contest? Because there's
Speaker 1: a five.
Speaker 14: Thousand I haven't, and it's probably not even cash, given
Speaker 14: the I enamble complications that you're referring to.
Speaker 1: Okay, just to be clear, is it the candy corn
Speaker 1: that you're having an issue with Yes, yes.
Speaker 8: Idiot, it's the candy corn, because you're offering paint your.
Speaker 7: Boys candy, not in money.
Speaker 10: I knew it.
Speaker 1: Someone else I knew it. I knew it. You're a
Speaker 1: jolly ranger girl.
Speaker 10: I know you're boss, but.
Speaker 7: I need to talk to them. I can't be talking
Speaker 7: to you anymore. I'm not getting painting candy corn. I'm
Speaker 7: a hundred of stupid costume contest.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you.
Speaker 1: Fire me, okay, well in that case, I'll just let
Speaker 1: you know that your mom said yep for this. And
Speaker 1: this is actually a prank call. This is actually Jubeil
Speaker 1: from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you,
Speaker 1: and your mom set you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 1: She said that you told her about how you just
Speaker 1: started your job and there was an issue with your
Speaker 1: direct deposit and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7: So you're not going to try to paint me in
Speaker 7: handy corn?
Speaker 1: No, okay, So this isn't real.
Speaker 7: This is real.
Speaker 1: No, it's not real. It's not.
Speaker 7: Offering a candy corn.
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Speaker 1: But first it's Nina's what's trending. So this is exciting.
Speaker 3: You'll have another opportunity to save money with Amazon Prime
Speaker 3: Days Part two.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, did you hear about this.
Speaker 3: They're adding a forty eight hour event that starts in October.
Speaker 3: October eighth. That's going to have forty eight hours of
Speaker 3: all kinds of deals. Every five minutes they're rolling out
Speaker 3: a new deal. What five minutes, Oh my god, No,
Speaker 3: every five minutes they're going to roll out a new deal.
Speaker 1: See, you're already getting excited about it. The savings are huge.
Speaker 1: I've been looking for rubber bands. What oh, you can
Speaker 1: get them on Prime. But this is the third year.
Speaker 3: I guess that they've done it and they want to
Speaker 3: be the unofficial kickoff of holiday shopping. So they're like,
Speaker 3: we'll get you in October. Dang, and we can just
Speaker 3: start rolling this in and getting all your money.
Speaker 1: I usually get so many things for myself. I forgot
Speaker 1: about holidays because of those for people.
Speaker 3: Just so you know, they're also trying to rehab their image,
Speaker 3: so they are now giving all of their employees free
Speaker 3: Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1: Ooh, all of that's nice. Already has live.
Speaker 3: My point anyway, what speaking of big tech companies, Meta
Speaker 3: is rolling out teen accounts on Instagram. Her I think
Speaker 3: a lot of parents will be really excited about this
Speaker 3: teen accounts. So this way parents will be able to
Speaker 3: have all of their own built in protections. They can
Speaker 3: limit who contacts their teenage children, set a timer on
Speaker 3: the screen for how long they use it, and then
Speaker 3: the teenagers will be notified if their profiles will be
Speaker 3: migrated over to the teen tier if they already have one.
Speaker 3: So if you have one and you're a teenager and
Speaker 3: your parents are like, nope, we're going to switch this,
Speaker 3: then you will get notified. Yeah, why you're still controlling.
Speaker 1: Just saving your life?
Speaker 3: That accounts save the top underage capital red banners the
Speaker 3: top of every one of those accounts.
Speaker 1: I hate to say that that might be helpful for
Speaker 1: some hundred person.
Speaker 13: But I feel like the teenagers themselves will just create
Speaker 13: a fin style, like a fake Instagram account that's like
Speaker 13: a real one, like you know what I mean, Which
Speaker 13: that really sucks, but that is there the thought.
Speaker 2: I'm not to solve that right, how you don't get
Speaker 2: a phone you're abusive?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: Think it's so wild being a teenager today. We used
Speaker 3: to have fake IDs to go get alcohol. Now you
Speaker 3: need a fake ID to have your own Instagram account.
Speaker 1: Right, worse than the alcohol, you are getting to stand
Speaker 1: outside of liquor stores and ask people to buy you someff.
Speaker 1: Now you're just stand up there and be like, can
Speaker 1: you sign up for Instagram? For mister? We are not
Speaker 1: giving these people ideas. It's not okay.
Speaker 3: Lastly, something I never thought I would say, but motored
Speaker 3: powered pants are a thing of the future.
Speaker 1: What, especially when it comes to hiking.
Speaker 3: Motor powered pants are now going to make those incredibly
Speaker 3: difficult hikes.
Speaker 1: Much more doable. I'm lazier. I love it.
Speaker 3: It's a built in an exoskeleton powered by powerful motors.
Speaker 3: They can increase the wear's leg strength by forty percent.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. It may come a feel thirty pounds lighter.
Speaker 3: The pants are expected to make their debut next year,
Speaker 3: and they will run upward of five thousand dollars for
Speaker 3: a pair. But a bunch of hiking trails are really
Speaker 3: difficult ones, especially you're really trying to get in on this,
Speaker 3: and they're going to make these pants available to rent.
Speaker 1: What's the point of going on a hiking. It's supposed
Speaker 1: to be just easy, like, might as well us go
Speaker 1: walk to your mailbox, we'll hike for the views. Get
Speaker 1: up to the top so you can post it on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's no matter how you got there.
Speaker 2: I can't wait till all stop.
Speaker 1: I'm run four thousand miles. Somebody give me out of
Speaker 1: these pants.
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Speaker 1: a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show. Dean is on
Speaker 1: the phone today for to catch a cheater. She's been
Speaker 1: married to her husband Damon for eight years, but now
Speaker 1: she's suspicious that something might be going on, so we're
Speaker 1: seeing we can help her out. Hopefully he's not cheating,
Speaker 1: but if he is, Justine, hopefully we can catch him
Speaker 1: so you can find out, you know. But I'm sorry
Speaker 1: in this situation. What's going on?
Speaker 15: Yeah, me and my boo saying have been married for
Speaker 15: eight years. We have kind of a tumultuous path. He
Speaker 15: did cheat back in the day, and it took us
Speaker 15: a very long time to get through it. That was
Speaker 15: about three years ago. It put us in a huge rut.
Speaker 15: We did so much work around it.
Speaker 4: And I suspect that he might be back to his
Speaker 4: old waves.
Speaker 1: That's so frustrating and heartbreaking at the same time.
Speaker 15: Really is, and we at the time we mended our relationship,
Speaker 15: we need a promise to just be brutally honest about
Speaker 15: what we both want if anything ever changed.
Speaker 4: Physically, mentally, spiritually, everything.
Speaker 15: And it took me a really long time to get
Speaker 15: past the original break in our relationship, and we've mended
Speaker 15: a lot, grown so much since then. And now I'm
Speaker 15: just kind of at a loss with how this could
Speaker 15: potentially be happening again.
Speaker 1: Did you ask him about it?
Speaker 3: I mean, as hard as the brutal honesty. Did you
Speaker 3: put him in a position to have to tell you something?
Speaker 4: I mean, no, it's just.
Speaker 15: A feeling like he'll go out to the club with friends,
Speaker 15: and I mean I've asked him if he's nothing happened
Speaker 15: to mention that he was talking to this girl at a.
Speaker 4: Club, but nothing happened. Again, it's always nothing ever happened.
Speaker 15: He'll come later than usual, hope, come home later than
Speaker 15: usual at odd hours.
Speaker 4: Again nothing ever happened.
Speaker 15: And there's this one girl named Beth that he did
Speaker 15: say that he talked to for a while and they
Speaker 15: just chatted while his friends were trying.
Speaker 4: To pick up other women or some story like that.
Speaker 4: I want to believe it.
Speaker 15: I want to believe it's all it is, but it
Speaker 15: just feels a little too familiar to be true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to think it's all on my head,
Speaker 4: but I just need to know for sure.
Speaker 3: So are his friends single, like the ones that he's
Speaker 3: been going out with. I mean, you say they're trying
Speaker 3: to hit on that, but they're.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, they're very single.
Speaker 1: Okay, that kind of makes it hard. That sounds bad
Speaker 1: when I say it makes it harder, but it well, it.
Speaker 3: Kind of does because it puts them in attempt Like,
Speaker 3: it puts them in a spot to be faced with temptation. Yeah,
Speaker 3: more often because you want to go be a good wingman,
Speaker 3: you want to go be there for your boys, you
Speaker 3: want to party. But then it's like you're going to
Speaker 3: be the guy on the side. But if the right
Speaker 3: thing presents itself to you, are you going to say no?
Speaker 15: Yeah, Like there's after parties. Girls generally so single go
Speaker 15: out with single girls. He's going out with single guys.
Speaker 3: It's just well, you should be able to trust him
Speaker 3: while he's with his friends too. It's just the fact.
Speaker 15: That absolutely, yeah, it's just clubs and coming home at
Speaker 15: all hours. And then just some of the comments then
Speaker 15: again that nothing ever happened, nothing ever happen.
Speaker 4: I just have this feeling, does he know what's bothering you?
Speaker 4: I think you can tell little.
Speaker 1: Bit okay, and he's done nothing to like try to
Speaker 1: reassure you.
Speaker 4: You just said nothing ever happened.
Speaker 1: What is your stageable? I mean, I don't know one
Speaker 1: or two things, either if something did happen, or he's
Speaker 1: just not a very good communicator in that, like's not
Speaker 1: like he's just saying nothing happen. But he's not talking
Speaker 1: about how you feel about it, you know, or what
Speaker 1: you're scared of, which is normal for dudes. You know,
Speaker 1: like a lot of dudes that get defensive like that
Speaker 1: right away because if they didn't do anything wrong, they
Speaker 1: just did They're just like, well, I didn't do anything,
Speaker 1: stop it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: It's more about like talking and being like, hey, I
Speaker 1: know you feel this way, but X, Y and Z,
Speaker 1: this is why you should know you're safe. So that's
Speaker 1: what we're hoping for you. It's got to make him talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Well you told us what grocery store. You guys are
Speaker 1: Rewards card members that so we'll play a song come Back,
Speaker 1: and then call him and pretend to be from the
Speaker 1: grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
Speaker 1: one Rewards Card member at randomly gets free flowers delivered
Speaker 1: from our full department, and we'll see if he sends
Speaker 1: those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4: Okay, awesome, thank you, all right, we'll.
Speaker 1: Play a song come Back, Get your to Catch a
Speaker 1: Teeter next in the middle of to Catch a Cheater,
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Justine is on the phone
Speaker 1: and she thinks that her husband of eight years, Damon,
Speaker 1: might be cheating. So in a second, we're going to
Speaker 1: call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
Speaker 1: that he's a rewards card member at and say that
Speaker 1: every single month, we choose one rewards member at random
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll
Speaker 1: see if he sends those to his wife, Justine or
Speaker 1: to somebody else. But before we do that, justin why
Speaker 1: don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've I've been with this man for eight years.
Speaker 15: He cheated about three years ago, and it took us
Speaker 15: wherever you get past it, and now some of the
Speaker 15: same sort of things are coming up in our relationships.
Speaker 4: This just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 15: He's coming home at odd hours saying nothing ever happened
Speaker 15: out with single friends.
Speaker 4: I just have a feeling and I'm really needing to
Speaker 4: know what the real dealer is.
Speaker 1: Okay, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
Speaker 1: I was looking for a rewards member Damon. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is Damon, Damon. I'm actually calling because you're this month's
Speaker 1: big winner. Congratulations. All right, what did I win here,
Speaker 1: what's the flowers? Oh okay, I'm not sure if you've seen,
Speaker 1: but every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
Speaker 1: to say thank you very much for shopping with us
Speaker 1: by gifting you thirty six long sim red roses, a
Speaker 1: box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
Speaker 1: delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United
Speaker 1: States America. Oh wow, congratulations and thank you very much.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: I guess if you know who you want to send
Speaker 1: them too, I can take the information down in just
Speaker 1: a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 16: So you can get that information from me right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just takes about five minutes.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, you know who you want to send them
Speaker 1: to right now?
Speaker 16: Yeah? You just need like a first and last name
Speaker 16: for the person that I want to send us to.
Speaker 1: Need a name and address and anything you want to
Speaker 1: put in a card. I'm pulling up the form right now.
Speaker 1: So first let's start with the name. Yes, first and
Speaker 1: last name please.
Speaker 16: Yeah, let's make it out to Beth.
Speaker 1: So it's Beth, all right? And is there anything you
Speaker 1: would like to put in a card to Beth?
Speaker 10: Maybe?
Speaker 8: Just right?
Speaker 16: Like last night was fire let's keep the flames going.
Speaker 1: That sounds fun. Sorry, I'm about getting you in your
Speaker 1: personal business there. I won't be needing the address actually
Speaker 1: on that okay, so three, no, I don't need it
Speaker 1: because this is actually the Jewbel Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: My name's Jubile, Yeah, Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria. And
Speaker 1: your wife Justine is on the other phone on the
Speaker 1: other line listening.
Speaker 16: Whoa what.
Speaker 1: That's your response?
Speaker 16: Hey, Justine?
Speaker 4: What are you best?
Speaker 10: What are you doing?
Speaker 17: Woman?
Speaker 10: Are you you really will do this year?
Speaker 4: I think you need to tell me who bed is
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 10: Is really really hot chick?
Speaker 17: That was that's been at the club the last few
Speaker 17: times I went that I've told you about. She's the
Speaker 17: one with the cute little dragon tattoo above her left shoulder,
Speaker 17: and uh, she really thinks I'm hot?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, how hot was y'all's adventure?
Speaker 17: She thought I was hot enough that she wanted to
Speaker 17: take me home with her, and she practically kidnapped me
Speaker 17: and took me back to her place.
Speaker 4: Oh that's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Oh my gosh, what's going on?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 15: Our honesty pack is, you know, kind of an open relationship.
Speaker 8: As long as we tell every.
Speaker 4: Dirty detail to each other. So I'm going to get
Speaker 4: more about this later.
Speaker 6: But it was.
Speaker 4: Letting y'all in on it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm sorry, We're just I was having a little
Speaker 15: bit of fun.
Speaker 4: I thought it would be fun to kind of.
Speaker 10: Air it out on air.
Speaker 1: So we're like part of your pre bedroom ritual right now.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 10: Story.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's me.
Speaker 15: I just think it'd be really hot to, you know,
Speaker 15: catch them cheating on air.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry sorry if we we got.
Speaker 1: Y'all, But y'all are y'all are usually the ones that.
Speaker 4: Are pranking people, so y'all got like double prank.
Speaker 1: I guess this is the only answer where I say congratulations,
Speaker 1: he was cheating on you.
Speaker 4: Okay, boo.
Speaker 15: I'm so excited to hear all the dirty beach house later.
Speaker 4: I'll see you at home.
Speaker 16: Soon and get ready because I'm coming home hot.
Speaker 1: I feel dirty. I don't know what I feel. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you guys, No, don't call back. We're good. The
Speaker 1: Jewel shows to catch a cheater. Good morning. Can I
Speaker 1: take your orders?
Speaker 4: Tall hat, a large black coffee, large black cock? Do
Speaker 4: you mean a venty No? I mean large, she means
Speaker 4: a vent Yeah, the dyest funny.
Speaker 1: Venty is large is twenty large is large. In fact,
Speaker 1: cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 16: Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 4: He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, stupid.
Speaker 1: Really, it's almost time for America's Saber Trivia game. You
Speaker 1: Versus Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria
Speaker 1: Ramirez in a fantastic game of trivia for all the
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Speaker 1: Victoria eight eight three four three one six one eight
Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one o six one. You
Speaker 1: can also dm us at a Jubil show or go
Speaker 1: to the Jubilshow dot com. If you want to play,
Speaker 1: And now let's give Victoria's brain all warmed up and
Speaker 1: ready to go with some very tough questions. Thank you, Victoria.
Speaker 1: What is the big prize that the Jubile Show is
Speaker 1: giving away? A trip to Jamaica? Yes? Yes, name three
Speaker 1: current NFL players who are from Jamaica. Wait, why you
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 3: Stop at just NFL players current NFL player player?
Speaker 1: Okay, name one NFL player. I'll try to.
Speaker 15: Ye.
Speaker 1: When can people listening to this win that trip to Paradise?
Speaker 1: After the phone Franks during ena is what's trending? Yes?
Speaker 1: Good job? All right, we'll lay you versus Victoria right
Speaker 1: after this. Got room for one more if you still
Speaker 1: want to go to ask? But where did you find
Speaker 1: that some kid back in town traded the van for it?
Speaker 1: Straight up? I can get seventy miles to the gallon
Speaker 1: on this hog, you know, Lloyd.
Speaker 9: Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any domer,
Speaker 9: you go and do something like this.
Speaker 1: I am totally reveal yourself this time for America's a
Speaker 1: favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
Speaker 1: on Victoria Ramire is in a game of trivia for
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars Macy's gift card, and let's meet today's
Speaker 1: contestant for you versus Victoria. Taye? What's up?
Speaker 18: Taya?
Speaker 1: Gotta get that right?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm great?
Speaker 10: How are you here?
Speaker 1: What's that? Oh? That's cool? Did I get your name right?
Speaker 1: Is it Tay?
Speaker 10: Yeah? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Oh cool? Okay. Victoria looked at me like I was
Speaker 1: crazy when I said it, so I trying to make sure.
Speaker 1: So you have a twin sister. Are you guys gonna
Speaker 1: both answer questions at the same time? Sure, that's low.
Speaker 7: We're really excited.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just have to say the same words exactly
Speaker 1: the same time, no prior communication. Are We're gonna send
Speaker 1: Victoria out of the studio and ty while she's leaving.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
Speaker 1: has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 18: Yes?
Speaker 7: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Is your sister ready?
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm totally ready that sister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys sound the same too. That's cool. Okay?
Speaker 1: Are you identical? Yeah?
Speaker 7: We are?
Speaker 1: That's cool. All right, here we go say that again.
Speaker 7: If this was asking on the show a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Okay, what were you on the show for.
Speaker 6: We're on the.
Speaker 7: Playing men, the stops playing me versus Victoria?
Speaker 1: Oh you? Oh so?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's cool. If ty if you win today,
Speaker 1: then your family has beat Victoria twice. I'm assuming that
Speaker 1: you be Victoria when you played her. Really, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go, Tye. Thirty seconds, answer as many questions
Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know when just passed and
Speaker 1: Victoria has to beat you outright to win and your
Speaker 1: time starts now? What is Olivia Rodrigo's favorite color.
Speaker 4: Purple?
Speaker 1: Who painted starry night.
Speaker 4: Van Go?
Speaker 3: Which kind of flowers were once exchanged as a form
Speaker 3: of currency.
Speaker 4: Past?
Speaker 1: What was the original purpose of the tiny pocket and jeans.
Speaker 4: To store bone?
Speaker 1: What does SPF and sunscreen stand for? Okay, got that.
Speaker 1: We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
Speaker 1: getting settled, Tyed, what's something that you would like the
Speaker 1: world to know today.
Speaker 6: I want the.
Speaker 7: World to know that howdy day, you're doing great and
Speaker 7: God bless you?
Speaker 1: Oh sweet? Have you guys ever like pretended to be
Speaker 1: each other at work or anything like that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, more at school.
Speaker 1: Did anybody ever catch on or did you get over
Speaker 1: on them?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 7: No, no, we did like two days at school and
Speaker 7: no one caught on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool that somebody would be funny. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: I would do that if I had. Here we go,
Speaker 1: Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know when Jesse passed, and you have to
Speaker 1: be tight out right to win. Okay, yep, all right, Victoria,
Speaker 1: your time starts now. What is Olivia Rodrigo's favorite color purple?
Speaker 1: Who painted starry night kango? Which kind of flowers or
Speaker 1: what exchange does the form of currency? What?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Some flowers? What was the original purpose of the tiny
Speaker 1: pocket and jeans pocket?
Speaker 4: Over?
Speaker 1: Keet your house key? What does sp up and sun
Speaker 1: screens stand for sun Protection Forever?
Speaker 3: What movie franchise features a boat called the Black Pearl?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh time? Okay, you got that in out of time.
Speaker 1: Let's send it over the scoreboard down and see how
Speaker 1: you guys did with our scoreboard. Produce a red Taya
Speaker 1: and her sister got too correct and Victoria got three.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Victoria has now been both twin sisters. You
Speaker 1: guys got a twin brother that can call in and Traga. Well,
Speaker 1: you still got one hundred dollars gift cards just for playing,
Speaker 1: though ty. Thank you very much. Let's get the answers
Speaker 1: now with Nina.
Speaker 3: Olivia Rodberrigo's saber color is purple Vincent van Go did
Speaker 3: paint a starry night. Tulips were actually once exchanged as
Speaker 3: a form of currency.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that before. Cute.
Speaker 3: The tiny pocket and jeans was used to store pocket watches.
Speaker 1: What who has one of those?
Speaker 3: On a time You're not supposed to put comments in
Speaker 3: your pocket because this isn't hot it's supposed to make.
Speaker 3: And then SPF and sunscreen stands for I'm helping the
Speaker 3: people sun protection factor. And then the movie that features
Speaker 3: a boat called the Black Pearl or the franchise is
Speaker 3: Pirates of Caribbean.
Speaker 1: So close to Thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You vers Victoria the same time every single weekday morning.
Speaker 1: Remember you want to play Victoria, all you have to
Speaker 1: do is dm us at the Jubil Show or go
Speaker 1: to the Jubil show dot.
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Speaker 1: Ryan is on the phone today for our first Day
Speaker 1: follow up. He's getting ghosted by a woman named Shana.
Speaker 1: So we're about to call her and see if she
Speaker 1: tells why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. First, Ryan,
Speaker 1: how long has it been has you heard from Shana?
Speaker 10: It's been about three days now, three days?
Speaker 6: I know that doesn't feel like a long time, but
Speaker 6: after like our data fields like forever, because she was
Speaker 6: responding so much before, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you tell us about the day and
Speaker 1: how you met her and stuff?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 10: So we met during a pub pro It was fun.
Speaker 10: She wasn't out very.
Speaker 6: Long, but like I got her number before she left,
Speaker 6: and we thought that, like we talked about him, would
Speaker 6: like we'll have a proper date. There's this little pocket
Speaker 6: of the city that has a park, one of my
Speaker 6: favorite pizza places, and like an ice cream spot next door.
Speaker 6: So I was thinking, like that might be actually a
Speaker 6: really fun date. We get multiple venues, a little extra
Speaker 6: time depending on how well it goes, you know. Then
Speaker 6: I found out there was a band performing at the
Speaker 6: pizza place one of the nights, so I asked her
Speaker 6: out for that and she said yes, and like it
Speaker 6: was such a great vibe. We had pizza, we had drinks,
Speaker 6: We laughed so much, like you know when your stomach
Speaker 6: actually hurts from laughing. Yeah, and then we ended the
Speaker 6: night with like we both didn't want to really go home,
Speaker 6: so we went and we did get the ice cream
Speaker 6: and we had a really nice kiss at the end.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 6: I had like so much fun with her, and I
Speaker 6: feel like there's a little bit of mystery to her
Speaker 6: and I really want to get to know her more.
Speaker 6: She's like, guys, she's like so pretty, Like I just
Speaker 6: couldn't get enough.
Speaker 1: Well, what do you think happened? It sounds like it
Speaker 1: was so sweet.
Speaker 6: I made a joke, and sometimes jokes don't always come
Speaker 6: across when you're nervous. She had dropped something on the floor,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, I noticed that my shoes were in
Speaker 6: tied and I was like, wan't't you just tie my
Speaker 6: shoes while you're down there? And like I was just weird.
Speaker 1: Gonna lie, yeah, hey, tie my shoes and make me
Speaker 1: food like that? Oh no, just might be it. What
Speaker 1: did she do though? When we were like, tie my shoes?
Speaker 10: Actually tied my shoes and I was like.
Speaker 1: No, she actually did, Yeah she did. She laugh. Did
Speaker 1: she think you were serious?
Speaker 10: I was not serious whatsoever.
Speaker 6: And at the time I didn't really think it was
Speaker 6: a big deal because it kind of felt like playful,
Speaker 6: like she was like here done, you know. But then
Speaker 6: when I told my buddies about it, they couldn't stop
Speaker 6: like making fun of me. And I genuinely feel that
Speaker 6: because it's just one of those things, you know, like
Speaker 6: when we're nervous, we're out with somebody that we like,
Speaker 6: we sometimes say stupid stuff. And I'm not that guy
Speaker 6: who would be like, you know, like you were saying,
Speaker 6: like time my shoes and make me a sandwich. That's
Speaker 6: not me. It is genuinely a bad joke, and that's
Speaker 6: all it was. But now it's been three days and
Speaker 6: it feels pretty glatant because she was always responding like
Speaker 6: right away. Like I would text her, I would think
Speaker 6: about like what to say, and I text her. I'd
Speaker 6: spend like twenty minutes and then within like thirty seconds
Speaker 6: she'd be back with like ten texts.
Speaker 10: And now it's just been nothing.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know what Jubil always says. Though Jubile
Speaker 3: always says it's all about the delivery. So if you
Speaker 3: thought you were being funny, but if it didn't deliver, yeah.
Speaker 10: I'm with you, guys.
Speaker 12: I'm with you, guys.
Speaker 6: I wish I could go back and change you know what.
Speaker 6: She kissed you afterwards, a really nice long kiss too,
Speaker 6: where I was like, Okay, she's feeling the connection too.
Speaker 1: Did it seem like she wanted to kiss you or
Speaker 1: did you also go and now give me a kiss?
Speaker 10: There's your reward.
Speaker 2: Now I'm playing my shoes, sweet thing, and your jokes
Speaker 2: are funny.
Speaker 6: Consent is my move? Is I always say, can I
Speaker 6: kiss you? That's my move? And she smiled and she
Speaker 6: was like yeah, and she pulled me in. Okay, and
Speaker 6: like the last thing that.
Speaker 10: I actually texted her was actually like that.
Speaker 6: I was thinking about her and then I couldn't wait
Speaker 6: for the next date to kiss her again and not
Speaker 6: him I was.
Speaker 1: Thinking about because my shoes came on tie. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: couldn't help it. All right, man, we'll figure it out
Speaker 1: for you. We'll play a song, come back and then
Speaker 1: call her and if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm good, all right, Please don't come back here. Your
Speaker 1: First Day follow up. Next, right in the middle of
Speaker 1: today's first Day follow up, if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: Ryan is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Shana.
Speaker 1: So we're about to call her and see if she'll
Speaker 1: tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
Speaker 1: another date. But real quick, Ryan, why don't you refresh
Speaker 1: everybody's memory on your date with Shana?
Speaker 10: We met during a pop crawl.
Speaker 6: We ended up going to on a separate night pizza,
Speaker 6: ice cream, there's a live band, had a great kiss.
Speaker 6: I made a bad joke asking her to tie my shoes.
Speaker 6: She actually did it, And now I think I might
Speaker 6: have lost an amazing opportunity to get to know someone
Speaker 6: really cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you liked her a lot, right, I did.
Speaker 10: She's so pretty. It's crazy and cool and fun and smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, man? You ready for us to call her?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, Ma, speak to Shana. Please,
Speaker 1: mister Hey Shana?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbell, and I host the radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called the Jewbil Show. Hi, Shana, the whole show's here.
Speaker 1: I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you okay? This
Speaker 1: is show? No, it's not. Have you ever heard the
Speaker 1: show before?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm on the radio.
Speaker 1: Yes you are. We're actually calling you because we do
Speaker 1: a segment called the First Aid follow Up. So if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and you
Speaker 1: end up ghosting them, they can email us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask why. And you're currently
Speaker 1: ghosting somebody. They like you a lot and they don't
Speaker 1: know why they're getting ghosted. Okay, any idea who that
Speaker 1: would be?
Speaker 19: I'm thinking maybe Ryan's right, it is Ryan, say, telling
Speaker 19: us why you're ghosting him. I mean, I know this
Speaker 19: might sound ironically that I'm being about him, because basically
Speaker 19: I'm groaching him because he kept picking on me about
Speaker 19: how I eat my ice cream.
Speaker 1: Picky about how you eat your ice cream.
Speaker 19: Yeah, And I mean, I know it's weird that I
Speaker 19: like caramel on strawberry ice cream, but he started calling
Speaker 19: me a psychopath and he just you know, he wasn't
Speaker 19: letting go of it, and I was like, I know,
Speaker 19: it's weird.
Speaker 8: But then he started commenting.
Speaker 19: How I hold the cone, and then he started making
Speaker 19: jokes about, like, I don't know, just other things like
Speaker 19: being picky with me.
Speaker 1: Was he joking I don't think so, but like, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 19: It was like I just, you know, like I take
Speaker 19: paramel and he says it's caramel, and it's just all
Speaker 19: started to be a little bit too much, and it
Speaker 19: just didn't feel like the kind of guy I wanted
Speaker 19: to spend so.
Speaker 10: Much time with.
Speaker 1: Okay was ripping on you.
Speaker 19: Yeah, it's the whole night he's pouring my pigtails, you know,
Speaker 19: And I just I just want to have tea with
Speaker 19: somebody on the date, you know, miss.
Speaker 1: Him after though he told us that I.
Speaker 19: Did, because he's really cute and he's really nice, and
Speaker 19: I know he's really trying, but you know, I just
Speaker 19: I don't know if I want to sign up exactly
Speaker 19: for another night of that.
Speaker 4: But being picked on the whole time, yea makes sense?
Speaker 4: Does that makes sense?
Speaker 18: Like I just I know that.
Speaker 8: And I don't mean to be a ghoster because it's
Speaker 8: no fun.
Speaker 19: You know, But I'm just like, oh god, I just
Speaker 19: don't want to be criticized. And I don't know, I
Speaker 19: moved around a lot as a kid, and I was
Speaker 19: really shy and a little insecure and I'm trying to
Speaker 19: get over that.
Speaker 8: But it's just it just takes. It just kind of
Speaker 8: ruins the night a little bit.
Speaker 1: Constant picking can be a little triggering. I get that. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: thank you for being honest with us, and now I
Speaker 1: have to be honest with you. Ryan is actually on
Speaker 1: the phone. Listen.
Speaker 19: Yeah, okay, okay, Hi Ryan.
Speaker 10: I okay, So, first.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I didn't realize that I was doing that. But
Speaker 6: also I'm hugely relieved that it wasn't the shoe tying thing,
Speaker 6: because I was so afraid that you thought I was
Speaker 6: this one guy who's just like time of shoes, give
Speaker 6: me a sandwich, go do this where I was just
Speaker 6: nervous because I was just joking about that.
Speaker 4: By the way, I'm like.
Speaker 19: I got the joke. I got the joke, and I
Speaker 19: didn't love it, but I wouldn't ghost you over it.
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you, But I'm sorry. I am so used
Speaker 6: to hanging out with my buddies and all we do
Speaker 6: is roast each other, and I guess that's been affecting
Speaker 6: me so much that I didn't realize that I was
Speaker 6: doing it too much. I honestly think it's so cute
Speaker 6: the way that you were holding your cone and the
Speaker 6: way that you pronounced words. I am just you know, sorry,
Speaker 6: that's not the experience.
Speaker 10: I wanted you to have a bad one.
Speaker 6: But I will say this, with dating, sometimes you write
Speaker 6: people off so quickly. And communication. You're such a great communicator,
Speaker 6: Like thank you for telling me through the radio about
Speaker 6: what I did wrong. Like I would be willing to
Speaker 6: work on that, you know, like I'll lock it up,
Speaker 6: no roasting if you were to go out with me again,
Speaker 6: and if I do, make sure them pumpable to just
Speaker 6: call it out.
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, exactly.
Speaker 19: And I know, I know I have like weird little
Speaker 19: habits and it's caramel, and I know I hold my
Speaker 19: cone funny and and all that, and it's what.
Speaker 6: Makes you you. I think it's lovely.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 10: I was just nervous.
Speaker 6: Trying to make jokes and trying to make sure you
Speaker 6: have an extra good time and then doing so, I
Speaker 6: kind of messed up. And I'm sorry you thought that.
Speaker 8: No, no, I would think it.
Speaker 6: Uh, you know, I might have gone too far. But honestly,
Speaker 6: like you haven't even seen a real psychopath until you
Speaker 6: see me eat hot dogs, you can always you know,
Speaker 6: that's what everybody says. You know what everybody says.
Speaker 10: I just love some meat.
Speaker 13: All right.
Speaker 1: With Ryan again and maybe eat a hot dog and
Speaker 1: watch how much he loves me. Eat another day.
Speaker 19: I mean, I just want you to, like I do,
Speaker 19: get jokes, and I know I'm a little sensitive, and
Speaker 19: I just I don't think I'll handle the constant clowning
Speaker 19: around very well, you know.
Speaker 10: But I mean, no more clowns, no more clowning.
Speaker 19: I'm but I still like you to be I don't
Speaker 19: want someone to not be themselves around me too, you know.
Speaker 19: But I mean, you're so nice and you're so lovely
Speaker 19: and to go try to contact me to a radio station.
Speaker 19: I mean, nobody's ever done that for me before. So
Speaker 19: I mean, I know you put so much effort into
Speaker 19: finding all those really fun places and and on all that.
Speaker 8: So I mean, yeah, let's go on another date. Let's
Speaker 8: give it a shot.
Speaker 1: Sweet congratulations, Ryan, you got another date.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Thank you guys for making it possible, and
Speaker 6: thank you Shane and I. You won't regret it, and
Speaker 6: if you do, you.
Speaker 10: Can roast me right back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I will make fun of you and the way you
Speaker 8: eat half ees.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, it's it's really weird.
Speaker 10: You gotta see it. I know you will have.
Speaker 1: He's like no chill like bath.
Speaker 7: Jeble's first Date follow up.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had this happen to you? It's the
Speaker 1: Jewbel Show. You're getting ready for work and then you
Speaker 1: sense that something in the room is watching you, a
Speaker 1: ghostly presence. So you do what everybody does when they
Speaker 1: think a ghost is watching them get ready for work.
Speaker 1: You turn around and say, I know you're in here,
Speaker 1: and the power of Christ compels you to drink it
Speaker 1: all it's and then you rip off your bath talent
Speaker 1: start doing a magic mic impression because everybody knows the
Speaker 1: ghosts hate helicopters. That's very specific. Okay, maybe it's just me. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: someone on this show might be legit getting haunted. It's
Speaker 1: a crazy story just in time for Halloween, and she
Speaker 1: needs your help. Who is and what's going on? We'll
Speaker 1: tell you right after this. It's almost October. You know
Speaker 1: what that means, Oh, Candy, no Victoria. One thing, the
Speaker 1: ghosts are about to come out and play. Well, no joke.
Speaker 1: Somebody on this show needs your help because of some
Speaker 1: spooky stuff that's going on in their life. And it
Speaker 1: all started with a trip to a haunted mansion. That
Speaker 1: person is our very own Victoria Ramirez And if you
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Speaker 1: owned by a woman named Anna Palmer. So they call
Speaker 1: her the White Witch of Rosehall, and she practiced all
Speaker 1: sorts of witchcraft. And the house that we walked through
Speaker 1: a place where she'd offed three ex husbands and then
Speaker 1: was marked by her slave lover. The thing is not
Speaker 1: one but three, really, And we walked through the rooms
Speaker 1: where all this stuff happened, and they described the events,
Speaker 1: I mean, and the murders that happened on the place
Speaker 1: and all of the witchcraft that she would do vicious.
Speaker 1: And since that visit to the haunted mansion, Victoria has
Speaker 1: some interesting things that have been happening to her. Guys,
Speaker 1: And I'll let her tell what's been going on since
Speaker 1: that visit. It's getting very, very creepy. But first, also,
Speaker 1: she grew tired of her husband.
Speaker 13: And most people go for like a walk or get
Speaker 13: a divorce and they get tired of the husband.
Speaker 3: This girl, why, she didn't want them to have her money.
Speaker 13: Okay, so we walked through the haunted house. Then we
Speaker 13: get down with it. I'm like, it's that's not helpful.
Speaker 1: You will talking about how Victoria might be getting haunted
Speaker 1: by an actual ghost and we're not joking about this part. No,
Speaker 1: it was very creepy. We leave the haunted house.
Speaker 13: It was like late at night, I go to bed
Speaker 13: and at five point thirty in the morning, randomly, my
Speaker 13: lights just turned on, like all my lights in my room.
Speaker 1: Say that again.
Speaker 13: We went to the haunt house, came back to the hotel,
Speaker 13: and then at five thirty in the morning, my lights
Speaker 13: came on by themselves.
Speaker 1: By going to this haunted house.
Speaker 13: Yes, and I look around and there's nothing there, and
Speaker 13: so I get really scared and then I just kind
Speaker 13: of duck my head under the covers.
Speaker 1: It's whatever. I passed my back out because I was retired.
Speaker 13: But then I come and I start telling people in
Speaker 13: the morning about it, and everyone's looking at me weird.
Speaker 1: And then one of the guys who even.
Speaker 13: Works there, was like, Victoria, I see a dork or
Speaker 13: around you and I'm like, oh, that's not funny, thank
Speaker 13: you very much, just.
Speaker 1: Walking through the hallway and they're like, hey, what's wrong
Speaker 1: with you today? Yeah, I blew it off. It was whatever.
Speaker 13: And then my lights throughout the day started flickering wherever
Speaker 13: you were.
Speaker 1: No in my room.
Speaker 13: Okay, maybe like Homie was just hanging out in the room,
Speaker 13: I don't know, but they started just flickering out of nowhere,
Speaker 13: like all day.
Speaker 1: We're talking about when we were in Jamaica because the
Speaker 1: show was giving away a trip to Jamaica. We toured
Speaker 1: a haunted house where this woman had murdered three of
Speaker 1: her husband's and was also murdered herself. And then the
Speaker 1: day after, Victoria, in the middle of the night, is
Speaker 1: woken up by her lights turning on by themselves in
Speaker 1: her hotel room.
Speaker 13: And a coffee mug was sipped over and a cop what.
Speaker 13: I was very creeped out by that part. I didn't
Speaker 13: make coffee at all when I was there.
Speaker 1: Listen over it freaks me out, dude, especially the coffee
Speaker 1: mug being tipped over, because when we were touring the place,
Speaker 1: they told us about people that tried to stay in
Speaker 1: that house to test out if it was haunted, and
Speaker 1: when they were staying there, they ended up leaving because
Speaker 1: they had a coffee cup or a teacup on the
Speaker 1: table and then it just shattered.
Speaker 7: I don't think I.
Speaker 1: Understand how scared I was.
Speaker 13: But another story they told us was how someone took
Speaker 13: a rock from the house and like, all these bad
Speaker 13: things start happening.
Speaker 1: I'm like, mind you, I didn't take anything. I bought
Speaker 1: a hat. I haven't won the hat, since you're the
Speaker 1: only one that bought anything from the gift store that.
Speaker 13: I know, and it's very creepy, so I haven't worn it.
Speaker 13: But recently I was showering and I.
Speaker 4: Saw a random bruise on my leg.
Speaker 1: What, No, it's a random Victoria.
Speaker 3: I looked at it and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I was like, an every haunted movie I've seen, it's
Speaker 3: like they start with bruises.
Speaker 1: Actually that's I know. It's like the inside of my leg.
Speaker 13: And I can tell you right now not the freaky's
Speaker 13: been going on, so like I'm not.
Speaker 3: I mean, while I believe in ghosts and I totally
Speaker 3: get that, and then the bruises is real. You are
Speaker 3: a very clumsy person that walks into walls, and also
Speaker 3: you have a cat, So I just I don't know
Speaker 3: about this. I don't think she followed you home. I
Speaker 3: really don't know.
Speaker 13: But things like I haven't ran into anything lately, I
Speaker 13: haven't tripped. No, it's not just me being clumsy, Like
Speaker 13: I know, anything else we happening. My cat's been kind
Speaker 13: of like looking at the walls weird lately, if I'm
Speaker 13: being honest.
Speaker 1: Oh, and they say cats can see that, canials that scared?
Speaker 1: The cross staring at the corner and like looking up
Speaker 1: and stuff. Yes, And she's in the middle of the night.
Speaker 13: I caught her the other day and I'm like, Mosa,
Speaker 13: come here, come to bed.
Speaker 1: Do you legit think that this ghost could have followed
Speaker 1: you home?
Speaker 3: Yes, they don't follow you. They attached to you. So
Speaker 3: if she came back with you, it's not because she
Speaker 3: followed you.
Speaker 1: It's because she.
Speaker 3: Attached two years too late for she's already taps to JEF.
Speaker 1: That's not funny. I'm sorry about that. Who comes to
Speaker 1: your house and clears it out? Why? Why I'm not needed?
Speaker 13: Thank you very much, he says, Actually happening, guys, it's
Speaker 13: very scary.
Speaker 1: It's not funny, very serious. If anyone wo's had to
Speaker 1: get rid of ghosts, Hexton dmmy call in. I need help.
Speaker 1: I'm scared and I'm too young. Tony. If anybody knows
Speaker 1: how Victoria can get rid of or ghosts, please help
Speaker 1: us out. Neian told me I talked to it at
Speaker 1: one point, but I tried and I sounded creepy. Oh
Speaker 1: there's somebody on the phone to talk to you, Victoria.
Speaker 1: I'm scared. Okay, this is good. Take the phone call.
Speaker 4: Yes, Ju.
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Speaker 4: Jewbles Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I hey, uh.
Speaker 20: You know, whenever I would like let one go or
Speaker 20: you know, flatulate, I would blame it on the kids
Speaker 20: or my wife.
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh my gosh, did.
Speaker 11: You hear that?
Speaker 18: And it'd be my fault.
Speaker 20: Well, then we got this little chihuahua named Pup Pup,
Speaker 20: and so that little dog would let one go and
Speaker 20: it'd run away, and so I said, did you hear that?
Speaker 20: My wife's like, that was you guy. That wasn't the chihuahua,
Speaker 20: that wasn't pop up, That was you. And I'm like no,
Speaker 20: I'm serious. This dog farks and runs away. Well then
Speaker 20: one day she didn't believe me because I was always
Speaker 20: blaming the kids and everybody else for my flatulence. Or
Speaker 20: even one day when she was home alone, pup let
Speaker 20: one go and ran, you know, into the kitchen. And
Speaker 20: it was so funny that little dog would run every
Speaker 20: time it would fart.
Speaker 6: It was just a cute statement.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Do you say dogs are just like their owners?
Speaker 1: So that dog wasn't going to take great of that exactly.
Speaker 18: Just wanted to say.
Speaker 20: I was going to use my dirty little secret, was
Speaker 20: going to be to be on the Jubil Show and
Speaker 20: give a promo for my theater of Secrets.
Speaker 6: But I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're good. I'm glad you didn't do that. Yeah
Speaker 1: you two take care man, Thank you for your secret. Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 18: I do well?
Speaker 1: Sweet? What is it about?
Speaker 4: Ten years ago?
Speaker 18: I hoped were my college buddies and spend the weekend
Speaker 18: at his house. Unfortunately I hooked up with his mom.
Speaker 1: What is that unfortunate or fortunate?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 18: Oh, it was one of those things that just happened.
Speaker 18: I was in the kitchen late at night, seeks care. Man,
Speaker 18: We've been drinking kind of like a barbecue thing, and
Speaker 18: one thing left to another and we made out.
Speaker 1: You said college, right, said okay, clarifying, is she your wife? Now?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 18: The funny the dirty little secret is a couple of
Speaker 18: months ago, almost ten years later, I met them in
Speaker 18: the grocery store. Oh yeah, they got a kids, And
Speaker 18: my buddy said, man, this dude reminds me of somebody's
Speaker 18: like deja woo.
Speaker 1: No, no way boo.
Speaker 18: Yeah. So I took a pick of him, and then
Speaker 18: I went home and started looking at my kids.
Speaker 7: Photos and oh, damn.
Speaker 1: You I have your friend's mom.
Speaker 6: Not intension an.
Speaker 1: That's funny man, you know, thank you for telling.
Speaker 6: Us very familiar.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. It's a movie.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 18: I wanted to get confirmation, so I so I told
Speaker 18: my mom to pick and he was like, oh that's you.
Speaker 18: When you were where did you take this one?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Wow, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 6: I appreciate you. Guys, appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Man, have a good one.
Speaker 16: What's your dirty little secret?