WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Itchin’ for a Date

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<v Speaker 1>Looking Jewels. Second date Update. I'm really interested to hear

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<v Speaker 1>what happened in today's second date update because Wade, who

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone with us, he wants us to

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<v Speaker 1>call a girl named Miley. They went out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date and after their date, he got two texts from her.

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<v Speaker 1>One text said you're awesome. I totally want to see

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<v Speaker 1>you again. And then a few days later he got

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<v Speaker 1>a text and I'm paraphrasing, but he got a text

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<v Speaker 1>that said you're disgusting and I never want to see

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<v Speaker 1>you again in my life. A few days later, and

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<v Speaker 1>he hadn't hung out with her anytime between those texts,

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<v Speaker 1>so it went from Yeah, I want to see you too,

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<v Speaker 1>You're disgusting without them even seeing each other. Wade, what's up, man?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I am not good And I'm really confused.

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<v Speaker 1>That's understandable. I'd be confused to if somebody was like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to see you again and then the

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<v Speaker 1>next day like you're a disgusting pig and a right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it makes no sense to me whatsoever. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm honestly, I'm kind of glad that somebody is trying

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<v Speaker 1>to help me figure this out, because it's driving me crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she used to. It's crazy and she's playing hard

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<v Speaker 1>to get. That is messed up. Way to play hard

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<v Speaker 1>to get. So how do you go from a girl

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to go out with you to a girl calling

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<v Speaker 1>you disgusting in the matter of just a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>days without you doing anything. I have no idea. She

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<v Speaker 1>must have like googled me or something. You know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she looked at my Facebook, but I don't really do

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook very much, So she looked at your Facebook because

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<v Speaker 1>there's something on there that would be disgusting. No, there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing disgusting on there. You're not married or anything, right,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely not. I am a single guy, single ready to

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<v Speaker 1>make all. Right, Well, maybe it's something that you did

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<v Speaker 1>on the date. How did the date go? Was everything cool? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything seemed to be going fine. She seemed really into me.

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<v Speaker 1>The meal was fun. I mean, to be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>we did have a little bit to drink, so, you know, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but the date obviously went well. If after your date

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<v Speaker 1>she was texting you saying she wanted to see you again, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she didn't leave really late at night, but

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<v Speaker 1>she left late at night. Yeah, she left at like

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<v Speaker 1>three o'clock in the morning from the restaurant. Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we're definitely feeling each other. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, why don't we go back to my

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<v Speaker 1>place and hang out, watch a movie. You have some cocoa.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what excuse I've made have some cocoa?

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<v Speaker 1>Does that used to kill it with the ladies for

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<v Speaker 1>you sometimes? I don't know. So we grabbed an uber

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<v Speaker 1>and went back to my place and we just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of made out and she left around I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes between two or three. I wasn't awake. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, had you guys known each other at

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<v Speaker 1>all before this date? No, we met through a dating

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<v Speaker 1>app and we talked for a while online through the app.

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<v Speaker 1>But all right, so you have no clue why she's

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<v Speaker 1>calling you disgusting all of a sudden and says she

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<v Speaker 1>wants nothing to do with you. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, maybe she knows one of my ex girlfriends

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<v Speaker 1>who hates me, you know, and they've talked about me,

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<v Speaker 1>Or she saw a weird post and maybe she messaged

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<v Speaker 1>somebody randomly online to ask about me. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have that much. I mean, how many crazy

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<v Speaker 1>ex girlfriends are out there? Because you sound like it

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<v Speaker 1>it's a very high possibility. I mean, I'm not young,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so I everybody has at least one or

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<v Speaker 1>two crazy exes that you think in your mind. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a possibility she ran into one of your crazy exes

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<v Speaker 1>and they talked a bunch of trash about you, and

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<v Speaker 1>now she thinks you're disgusting. That's the only thing I

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<v Speaker 1>can think of. I don't know what else it could be.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're not leaving anything out like, oh, I sent

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<v Speaker 1>her a junk pick, by the way, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I did that. I should. You should know

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<v Speaker 1>if you're sending those things out. Hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, let me sec uh, I don't think I did. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song, come back, call her and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. All right, Okay, find out why

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<v Speaker 1>she hates you. Hang on, Thank you brooking jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, sate. All right, we're in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update. And if you miss the first part,

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<v Speaker 1>Wade is on the phone with us, and Wade is

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<v Speaker 1>a bold faced liar. Whoa Alex Wade? What what are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking? About. Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, so, Wade, when we talked to you

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<v Speaker 1>a little while ago, you told us that the girl

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<v Speaker 1>you went on on a date with Texas you after

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<v Speaker 1>the date, saying that you were disgusting. She never wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see you again. And you said, I have no

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<v Speaker 1>idea why that's right. Well, I googled your name. I

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<v Speaker 1>got your last name from our producer, and I googled

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<v Speaker 1>Wade and guess what I found. There's a Wade in

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio who has three kids and a wife. And you

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<v Speaker 1>said you weren't hiding anything. What's up with that? Wade

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<v Speaker 1>is obviously not me from Ohio. You're from Ohio, you

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<v Speaker 1>got kids and a wife, and you're going out on

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<v Speaker 1>dates here hang up on a jewel? Yeah there, I

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<v Speaker 1>looked it up. Only one way more in the entire world.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's that guy so disrespectful to come on this

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<v Speaker 1>show and just lie to us like that one are ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, we're about to call Miley and see

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<v Speaker 1>why in fact she isn't calling you back, because I

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<v Speaker 1>guess there maybe another Wade Miller out there. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>ready to give her a call? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do this all right? Here we go. Hello? Hi, can

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<v Speaker 1>I speak to Miley please? This is Miley. Hey Miley,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Okay, okay, do you know who I am? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I? I guess you don't have to, but it'd

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<v Speaker 1>be cool if you did. I host the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewil in the Morning, and one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners emailed us about you. It wasn't my mother, was it? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was not your mom. Maybe that's another segment we

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<v Speaker 1>have to do on the show for a different time.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. But if we do a segment on

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<v Speaker 1>our show called the second Date Update, It's where if

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<v Speaker 1>you go out on a date and then blow somebody off,

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<v Speaker 1>they email us to see if we can get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and ask why. Okay, he curious at all?

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<v Speaker 1>Who emailed us about you? I don't really need to

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<v Speaker 1>hear anymore. I'm pretty sure who emailed you, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was disgusting. I had to go to the doctor because

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<v Speaker 1>of him. What you had to go to the doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm calling about a guy named Wade. I'm hoping

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<v Speaker 1>we have the right person, because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get somebody else's stuff out there. Yeah, you have the

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<v Speaker 1>right person, okay, And why did you have to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the doctor after going out on a date with Wade?

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<v Speaker 1>He gave me headlights? Shut up? How he gave you lice?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you just said? Yeah, he gave you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure that he gave you lice? I'm positive?

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<v Speaker 1>Why how can you be sure? Well, he's the only

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<v Speaker 1>person that I was, you know, close with in a

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<v Speaker 1>really long time, and after that I had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the doctor to get the headlights removed from my head.

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<v Speaker 1>You have around like any kids, or there is no

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<v Speaker 1>other way you could have possibly gotten headlights? Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>So Wade's the only person that you've been around in weeks? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the only person I was close enough to have those

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting bugs jump onto my hair from. Yes, did it

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<v Speaker 1>seem like he was itching his head and stuff when

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<v Speaker 1>he was out with you? Well, yeah, he was scratching

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<v Speaker 1>his head and yeah, he's disgusting. Okay. So that's the

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<v Speaker 1>reason you don't want to go out with Wade because

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<v Speaker 1>you're positive that he gave you headlice. Well, would you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with somebody who gave you something

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<v Speaker 1>for me. It's my thing, Like I like going out

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<v Speaker 1>with people that give me things in all different shapes

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<v Speaker 1>and sizes. But I you know, I'm into different I'm

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<v Speaker 1>into different stuff than most people. So I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>can see where you're coming from. Well, thanks for thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for being honest with us, Miley. I appreciate it. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope the lice has gone now. Oh, yes, it's definitely gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's make me itchy just talking about it seriously. Yeah, Miley,

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<v Speaker 1>I should also let you know that Wade is actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening to Are you serious? H

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you there? Miley? I don't think I have headlights.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think. Well, maybe you should go to the

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<v Speaker 1>doctor and get it checked out and then go through

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<v Speaker 1>everything I had to go through it to get them

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<v Speaker 1>removed from your hair. Come on, I mean, this is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a headlofs. Are you calling me a liar? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm sure you had headlifs. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe you, but I don't think you. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>can get it from me, all right, smart Aston, Where

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<v Speaker 1>did I get them from? I had to go put

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<v Speaker 1>on a special shampoo to have these disgusting bugs killed,

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<v Speaker 1>then have a tiny little comb combed through all of

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<v Speaker 1>my hair to get their carcasses removed. So where do

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<v Speaker 1>you think and I got these bugs from it that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't from the out. I don't know where you got some.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you stayed at a hotel? Now, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>you can get it that way. I'm just saying you

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<v Speaker 1>can get life from places, not just people like these things.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they jump around and stuff. You know, So

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have life at all, Wade, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. I think you would know if

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<v Speaker 1>you had life. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I mean, I don't have a clinical practitioner

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<v Speaker 1>in front of me to a confirmis. But you do

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<v Speaker 1>have life the way and I start patting your head

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<v Speaker 1>the entire time we were together, and they didn't. That's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because I scratched my head, that's the same tim

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<v Speaker 1>I's had life. When you were telling this whole story,

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<v Speaker 1>I was afraid, dunna say I have given you like

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<v Speaker 1>gona Rea or something. This is ridiculous. So you have

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<v Speaker 1>gone aria that's a possibility. But headlights isn't a possibility way.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're doing yourself together, so that'd be

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<v Speaker 1>pretty impossible. But like, I actually got scared when you

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<v Speaker 1>brought it up. You got She's trying to say, I

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<v Speaker 1>have life, so you have other things that you could

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<v Speaker 1>have passed along to her. I don't. I'm a clean person.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have these things. And not even to say

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<v Speaker 1>that lice is for dirty people at kids at pre

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<v Speaker 1>school fit life. Yeah, but it doesn't. It doesn't sound

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<v Speaker 1>that way because you're like I was so nervous. Thank god,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just life. No, No, I don't have gonaria

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<v Speaker 1>or any other stday I came out wrong. Well all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So now knowing this, I'd love to ask Miley if

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<v Speaker 1>she'll go on a second date with you. Miley, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go out on a second date with Wade?

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<v Speaker 1>He could possibly have lice, but definitely doesn't have gonaia.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for the No. No, but what if he

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<v Speaker 1>would did the doctor and got checked and it turns

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<v Speaker 1>out he's clean. Would I mean you liked it a

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<v Speaker 1>lot at one point? No, thank you, Wade. I'll ask

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<v Speaker 1>her again if you promised to take an AIDS test

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<v Speaker 1>that don't have AIDS. This is ridiculous. I don't know, Wade.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is just a downward spiral. This is

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<v Speaker 1>getting worse, like if I don't have any STDs. It

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<v Speaker 1>starts everybody knows it starts at lice and then it

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<v Speaker 1>goes to eight pardiculous. Whenever anybody says I had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the doctor after going on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>this person, it's usually never a good thing. It's never

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<v Speaker 1>like I had to go to the doctor because I

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<v Speaker 1>was love sick. My heart hurts so bad it's broken.

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil in the morning, I'm talking about today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Sky Wade went out on a date with a girl

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<v Speaker 1>named Miley. She wasn't calling him back after the date.

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<v Speaker 1>He had no idea why, And then when we got

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<v Speaker 1>her on the phone, it turns out that she's convinced

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<v Speaker 1>that her date with Wade made her have head lice.

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<v Speaker 1>She got lice from Wade. Text in at seven, eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine and two that said Miley is basic

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<v Speaker 1>and Wade sounds cool. Licend everything. It just shows that

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<v Speaker 1>anybody will date anybody. In the second date updates, every

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<v Speaker 1>time we do one of these, no matter how bad

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<v Speaker 1>it is people always text him like, I'll go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with him. Yeah, you date a lice riddled man,

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<v Speaker 1>like Wade, you don't. I mean, the thing is, she

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<v Speaker 1>accused him of having lice. He said that he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have it. You. I just read an article where people

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<v Speaker 1>were having lice because of taking selfies because they put

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<v Speaker 1>their heads together, and it's like having a whole influx

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<v Speaker 1>of lice infestation. Yeah, yeah, so who knows. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she could have got it from anywhere. I'd go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him. She's like, you were scratching your head the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time. I feel like you just scratched his head once.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, oh my god, that was it. She

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<v Speaker 1>got lice somewhere, maybe not from him. Yeah, And she's

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<v Speaker 1>looking back on the date like, oh my god, that

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<v Speaker 1>guy was scratching his head the whole time. Even if

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't. Somebody else texted in at seven eight five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two could be worse, could have been crabs, I

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<v Speaker 1>will say, very true. It was a little suspect when

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<v Speaker 1>Wade was like, well, I thought she was going to say,

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<v Speaker 1>God a Rita didn't. That was the weird thing. If

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<v Speaker 1>you missed the second date update, we got the two

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<v Speaker 1>of them on the phone, and she was saying, you

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<v Speaker 1>gave me lice. He was like, no, I didn't give

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<v Speaker 1>you lice. I don't have lives, I promise. But instead

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<v Speaker 1>of just saying that, he goes, whoa man when you

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<v Speaker 1>said you had to go to the doctor, thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be gone aria. I'm so specific, not

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<v Speaker 1>just like an STD, yeah exactly. And he just kept

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<v Speaker 1>digging himself deeper and deeper, like that's not what I meant.

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<v Speaker 1>What I meant was there are other things you could get,

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<v Speaker 1>And it sounded like he just had every STD on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet. And as soon as she was like I

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<v Speaker 1>had to go to the doctor's like listing off all

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<v Speaker 1>the things that he could possibly have given her other

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<v Speaker 1>than lice, He's like, dude, I have gone aria, not lice. Okay, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I've got so much chlamydia, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all clammed up. I got clammed everywhere, but head lice.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. I'm not disgusting. Another text sentence, having eight

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<v Speaker 1>five nine two says that girl is an idiot. You

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<v Speaker 1>can get lice from just about anywhere, which is true.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she could have been in a cab maybe

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<v Speaker 1>and put her head on the back the headrest. She

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<v Speaker 1>shared a girlfriend's coat who had lice, you know, or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a co worker who has kids had lice sat

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<v Speaker 1>in her chick you know. Who knows. I might have

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<v Speaker 1>given him a chance and just been like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>well go to the doctor and prove to me that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have lice, and we would go out again

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<v Speaker 1>because she said she liked him until that point. That's

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<v Speaker 1>always a romantic first date story. Is we met, he

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<v Speaker 1>gave me lice, I made him prove that he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have it, and we fell in love. That's what I knew. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I did get gonaria from him, however, but at least

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't the lice. Remember, if you want a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, all I have to do is email the

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<v Speaker 1>show at Brooke and Jewell and move at nine to

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<v Speaker 1>five dot com. We will call the person who didn't

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<v Speaker 1>call you back.