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Speaker 1: one thing I noticed about comedy shows it is nothing
Speaker 1: like hip hop, meaning people will come, you know, people
Speaker 1: come to hip hop, you know, dressed as whatever. People
Speaker 1: will come to hip hop with the intent of doing
Speaker 1: something stupid. Last night, I walked in and I was
Speaker 1: so safe. It was so clean. At first, I said, damn,
Speaker 1: this ain't nothing like hip you said, let's go smoke nigger,
Speaker 1: I said, But described the comedy scene because it's a
Speaker 1: very safe environment. People come there to lack well, you know.
Speaker 1: That's that's the thing, you know, comedy and hip hop.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think comedy is a cousin of hip hop,
Speaker 1: I believe, but it's kind of the square cousin of
Speaker 1: hip hop. You know how you got a cousin in
Speaker 1: the family that really don't get into too much. But
Speaker 1: he isn't the family. But you know what, because you
Speaker 1: got coments like Cat Williams and myself and many others,
Speaker 1: we didn't have some blushes with the law. You know what.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, but we've just been having problems later. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you arein't throwing them stage, he stays. Comedy is yeah,
Speaker 1: Cat Williams is definitely. But I got love for Cat,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, and a lot of other
Speaker 1: comics out here. Man. But but like you said, the
Speaker 1: comedy game is a real smooth game. Everybody coming there
Speaker 1: to laugh, you know what I'm saying, like hip hop
Speaker 1: like going in that trying to show they comes up
Speaker 1: the exactly like like you know when I go out
Speaker 1: with my wife, I'm very protective, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But last night is that cold missile? Yeah I can't.
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't know the part. But come on,
Speaker 1: Mr yea son, change that's what's up. Maybe Mike, let's
Speaker 1: make some noise chant so yo, man, Yo, you really
Speaker 1: came up there and you tore that ship that may
Speaker 1: still love him. Want what you're doing? I do. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I've been doing stand up comedy
Speaker 1: for twenty some years now, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: And uh, I really love it in comedy. To me,
Speaker 1: it is like my real bitch. You know. You know
Speaker 1: how you got people to say they got a bottom bit.
Speaker 1: Comedy is my bottom bitch. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: How you doing? You damn you in friends in your mind?
Speaker 1: That's but they don't seen. That's how the police shoot thing. Love.
Speaker 1: But comedy is comedy is like uh, you know, stand
Speaker 1: up comedy is one of the things man. You can't
Speaker 1: work around. Man, you can't work around and leave comedy
Speaker 1: for even a second or the bit to be gone,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's one of them things.
Speaker 1: If I stopped doing comedy for a month and I
Speaker 1: come back and do comedy, man my time and be
Speaker 1: off like a mother. So so so is it important?
Speaker 1: Because at the end of the day, Mike, you're so
Speaker 1: huge you can just live over movies, the residuals over movies.
Speaker 1: Why is it important for you to still stay in
Speaker 1: front of of of h and you sold the audience.
Speaker 1: You know that audience was huge. This was see you know.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's like, uh, even for hire p Hop,
Speaker 1: No matter what, you guys go out there and do
Speaker 1: business adventures, money ventures. You still like to rock the
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Speaker 1: steal stand in front of people, in front of a
Speaker 1: real live motherfucker's man. So when you get when you
Speaker 1: get an opportunity in the industry to do whatever you're doing,
Speaker 1: you're bringing the edge to it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You can't leave the people now with's Mike Apps originally
Speaker 1: fun you with the colts and ships and niggas out
Speaker 1: that and then okay, so I'll take us through that.
Speaker 1: So T. K. Kirkland came on here. He said that
Speaker 1: he told you to convince you to move to New York. Right,
Speaker 1: Is that way your comedy started or not? Well? I
Speaker 1: started doing comedy originally in Chicago. I used to go
Speaker 1: he was getting shot, you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: originally started in Chicago, and I went to Atlanta start
Speaker 1: performing for about a year. Then I moved to New
Speaker 1: York and I lived in New York for ten years. Man,
Speaker 1: I lived and you know when you ain't got no
Speaker 1: money and you moved to New York, Yeah, New York,
Speaker 1: and you live in every borough. I was jumping from
Speaker 1: every borough, you know. The first city I moved to,
Speaker 1: I stayed in Manhattan, you know, for a minute. I
Speaker 1: stayed uptown, and then I moved to Long Island City,
Speaker 1: Queens yeah, Queens. And then I went from Long Island
Speaker 1: City the flat Bush I lived on Stirling. Are you making? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So you know New York is definitely I have to
Speaker 1: show all the love the gratitude to New York because
Speaker 1: it's like a boot camp for any entertainer. You know it.
Speaker 1: That's right. And I tell people all the time, Man,
Speaker 1: if you want to go to Hollywood, go to New
Speaker 1: York first, because it's gonna give you that. So this
Speaker 1: movie happens, it's a movie, it's a cult movie in
Speaker 1: our culture title Friday. You hear that? Did you hear
Speaker 1: that it was a role? How did you because I
Speaker 1: heard ice Cube discovered you at the club, But how
Speaker 1: did you get How did you even know that that
Speaker 1: role was up? Um? I had a guy one of
Speaker 1: my producing partners named Nile's Kursner. He's sound written. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a black jew now king King. Yeah, google google him,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, and all kinds of Jews
Speaker 1: gonna pop up, all kinds of music muscle. Um. You know.
Speaker 1: He had a friend that he was a roommate with
Speaker 1: a guy in college who really runs ice Cube's cube vision.
Speaker 1: His name is Matt Alvarez. They said, Many, we got
Speaker 1: a comic man that's really really good. You know, let's
Speaker 1: do an audition with him. Man. And they had a
Speaker 1: line of auditions up at the comedy Store and I
Speaker 1: did the audition. Ice Hollywood right, Holly yeah. Ice Cube
Speaker 1: walked up to me. Man say that, Man, can you act?
Speaker 1: I said yeah, I didn't know if I could. I said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can act. And we went through the whole auditioning
Speaker 1: process man. And it lasted for about a month because
Speaker 1: he was trying to find that next Smokey right. And Man,
Speaker 1: I was auditioning with about a hundred and fifty comedians
Speaker 1: out there, and you think he was still trying to
Speaker 1: get Chris Tucker as well. It was that a scare
Speaker 1: for you or that was just like no, I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't have ship, so I don't care what was
Speaker 1: going on, you know what I mean, I didn't you know,
Speaker 1: I was like ship, it's all for nothing. Right here.
Speaker 1: You say Many first approached you, it was for the
Speaker 1: day they roll. It wasn't like it was just like
Speaker 1: them already turned the road. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Cut just cut like man fun Chris Tohood, you know,
Speaker 1: I know you was like, look, I'm glad. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: so I auditioned for Man and uh, I got the
Speaker 1: role Man. And I'll never forget, I swear I never
Speaker 1: forget the day that I got the role. And I
Speaker 1: walked on the set Man, I was all happy and
Speaker 1: nice and ship and with nobody saying ship, they was
Speaker 1: all quiet. And I did my first role, I mean,
Speaker 1: and when the first scene was over and they said cut,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear no laugh. And John Witherspoons was sitting
Speaker 1: over in the corner looking at ye. They want to
Speaker 1: say bang bang bang. Man was saying, they're looking at
Speaker 1: me like this. I said, all Ship, I want to
Speaker 1: talk you Man ain't laughing. He said, it ain't time
Speaker 1: to be funny. Man. By the time it was time
Speaker 1: to be funny. And I came out there and said, man,
Speaker 1: this bitches sprayed my car. You spray them spray to play.
Speaker 1: I was on the pop and I was funny in
Speaker 1: the movie and they were tends. But you kept kept
Speaker 1: the mother just outside got keep. So I just want
Speaker 1: you to know that for the hood. But that was
Speaker 1: a cult movie, so people really didn't want to accept
Speaker 1: nobody else for that role, especially for that time. Chris
Speaker 1: Tucker told that ship. I mean that people still think
Speaker 1: that this day the first one was better than the
Speaker 1: second one and the third one. But you know what,
Speaker 1: it was a cult movie. I believe that the first one,
Speaker 1: Apartment becut you up. I believe the first one led
Speaker 1: to the second one. I believe it did. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: believe it's a foundation to it. But continue what you're saying. No,
Speaker 1: that's real, that's really the first one was a foundation
Speaker 1: to it. And uh, but the second one, in the
Speaker 1: third one, I mean, like I said that, there's kids
Speaker 1: that didn't really see the first one, like that didn't
Speaker 1: understand it. I really liked the first one, in the
Speaker 1: second at it the second and the third better. So
Speaker 1: it's different people for different movies. Now that now now, now,
Speaker 1: I just was watching what the movie, was just watching
Speaker 1: and I never watched the in Hancock Handcock, even at
Speaker 1: the end of the Handcock for me, at the end
Speaker 1: of that, like I watched Handcock seventeen times, I never
Speaker 1: knew you was in there. Yeah, I watched it today
Speaker 1: And what did I say? Made for some reason, I said,
Speaker 1: let me watch the end of this because I never
Speaker 1: know what happened at the end I never knew he
Speaker 1: died or not. Nobody never knew I was in the
Speaker 1: movie the credits. You know what I'm saying, I've been
Speaker 1: I've been at you know, nor I had a chance
Speaker 1: to work with a lot of a lot of great actors,
Speaker 1: a lot of big players in business, you know, Will
Speaker 1: Smith and Whitney Houston and Bernie Mack and you know,
Speaker 1: I've been blessed to work with these great comics man
Speaker 1: and a great artist Mac. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: You know what the most classic scene what you and
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Speaker 1: man and he got he said to you, he said,
Speaker 1: he said, the kid say, I'll say that to this day,
Speaker 1: I'm like the kids, you have done so many counting
Speaker 1: this classics. So now that's trying to stay on Friday
Speaker 1: for for a moment. So you you did you understand
Speaker 1: how hard that was gonna be fulfilling those shoes or
Speaker 1: you know? I was like, yo, I'm a funny guy
Speaker 1: and I'm a rocket. No, I understood when I stood. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I understood how hard it was because Chris Tucker at
Speaker 1: the time, man, man, he's going to be the New Anymore,
Speaker 1: hilarious and funny and wild and real, and everybody loved him.
Speaker 1: And he had that voice and that I mean, I'm like, damn, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do. I know thing
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do. I'm not gonna come in there
Speaker 1: and try to be him, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So whatever I do, you're gonna be you. That'm gonna
Speaker 1: be me. And I had a character by the name
Speaker 1: of Day that this makes some noise for Day. It's
Speaker 1: the point this interview. I'm gonna call you Day. They
Speaker 1: just don't don't worry. I don't give an I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't give an after someone. I had a cousin name Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a cousin named Brian. Yeah, crying baby wild
Speaker 1: as you know what I'm saying, getting into ship nigga
Speaker 1: all the time. And now I've seen Michael Blacksman was
Speaker 1: also in the movie. Michael Blackson was in the movie.
Speaker 1: We had him on the show last night, exactly what
Speaker 1: was that's your first time working with him? Then? No,
Speaker 1: Me and Michael Blackson started a comedy together out Yeah,
Speaker 1: And all this time I thought the curtain last night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought this nigga was African, this nigga from Philly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think your mother. I get round my mom. You
Speaker 1: want me take the track, Let's take Yeah, let's get
Speaker 1: somebody the shield on everybody's shoulders. And we're gonna also
Speaker 1: take a shot to take a bone. We're gonna introduce you.
Speaker 1: That's this is, this is awesome to start of the show.
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Speaker 1: pigs keep it down in my mouth. Illegal in seven
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Speaker 1: is this is, this is where this is when you're
Speaker 1: gonna come off, glass gonna come. That's a good it's
Speaker 1: a good thing. We get into it later. Can we
Speaker 1: get the shot glasses. Let's get the shot glass? Now?
Speaker 1: What's my man? You came with? It's another comedian that
Speaker 1: you're from with you, m Henry Well. We're here with
Speaker 1: Henry Well. Where we ain't got another micro OK, be
Speaker 1: right back and take a ship. Yea. He looked like
Speaker 1: he had to take a ship and rode off in
Speaker 1: his neighborhood. You have been looking for that lean somewhere
Speaker 1: that know, I'm just just get he said, I don't think. Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: at one point of your show, you talked about Chris
Speaker 1: Brown and Soldier Boys. I also looked at your Instagram
Speaker 1: posted uh a thing of Soldier Boy and talking about
Speaker 1: how you shout the niggas. No, no, I've seen that
Speaker 1: as well, but I will get to that. But the pooky,
Speaker 1: who do you think going with this fight? Mike? You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I think Chris Brown. The only
Speaker 1: reason why I say Chris Brown because Chris Brown could
Speaker 1: play ball. You know, the n that ride motorcycles, that
Speaker 1: play ball and know how to do everything. He's gonna
Speaker 1: kick your ass. Yeah, yeah, one of them. You're betting
Speaker 1: on Chris Burn. Yeah, I think Chris Brown stepping. I
Speaker 1: think Chris Brown, Ris Brown, Yeah, you've been Yeah, Chris Brown,
Speaker 1: somebody got a vote for soldier You're taking Soldier Boy,
Speaker 1: you the real tips taking the same a date for
Speaker 1: its official. I don't know, but I'm going whatever it's that,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna support. Yeah, I mean, whoever, if they
Speaker 1: don't win, it's gonna be a scratch off. Somebody's gonna
Speaker 1: get scratched in there. We gotta check both the niggas.
Speaker 1: That's one of them dancing. Other nigga do kid wraps.
Speaker 1: They're hanging with all them gang members that ain't ship, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I ain't. They gotta listen. They're hanging with the gag.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about these niggers in the rap business.
Speaker 1: They've been hanging with the niggas that ain't shipped in
Speaker 1: the city. Let's be thinking that the point of rich
Speaker 1: and get away from that ship. Away from that ship,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's going backwards because you know,
Speaker 1: uh nigga in the streets, he ain't trying to get
Speaker 1: in no trouble. You know, you're gonna have to do
Speaker 1: that ship when you're a kid, and then when you
Speaker 1: get grown, it's over where you can't get rich and
Speaker 1: living the mansion. Then the side you want to be
Speaker 1: a tough mother now you Yeah, and you got a
Speaker 1: name for yourself whatever. This is crazy now, Mike app
Speaker 1: she was at one point I think he was doing
Speaker 1: an album. Yeah story, Yeah, I thought I've seen you
Speaker 1: one day A little bit high? Is that true? A
Speaker 1: little bit man? I didn't you got a lot of
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Man, I'm one of them
Speaker 1: real artists, you know what I'm saying, Like, uh, I
Speaker 1: didn't did a little bit of everything on the drug side,
Speaker 1: you know, because you know, I think, honestly, I think
Speaker 1: a lot of artists, like some of your greatest artists,
Speaker 1: if they wasn't high, you wouldn't have jim You wouldn't
Speaker 1: have got the best out of them. Fucking Jimmy with
Speaker 1: acid on his eyes. Yeah, Richard, Yeah, Richard pride. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I'm more thing them real niggers. I know how
Speaker 1: to on get down a little bit, because leave it alone.
Speaker 1: Because when you when you impersonate a when you be
Speaker 1: doing on your hands, doing next to do it, that's
Speaker 1: what you want to let you go. He got say, man,
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But but I'm a pro man, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I ain't never late to work
Speaker 1: your old shot duties. Take a bone, you don't pull
Speaker 1: that much of take damn. But yeah, give me somebody
Speaker 1: give me something, all right, here, pull something the little
Speaker 1: short Yeah, yeah, it was for the dead, homie. Ain't
Speaker 1: trying to kill trying to kill Mike. Now, come on,
Speaker 1: we're trying to get Mike loose. Trying to kill I'll
Speaker 1: take it. I'll take this nigger. Did my video hate
Speaker 1: my man? Okay, but that's your doing. Do you be
Speaker 1: drinking and ship? Yeah, I'm drinking this ship. I don't
Speaker 1: yeah slid damn no, don't do that'll do that to us.
Speaker 1: We're watching you being bummed this game. Damn you know
Speaker 1: what what is that? Scribed? This ship tastes like I
Speaker 1: dan just drink. We're gonna die again, man, I swear
Speaker 1: to guy, this ship tastes bad. We have every gross
Speaker 1: tae gross. Let us go through right now. He wasn't
Speaker 1: he was not. I am, but you know who damn
Speaker 1: me A whole bottle style speed. You know it's actually RBS.
Speaker 1: It is. It's actually that's what it tastes like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it tastes like one of the Chinese. Right, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not like a viagral like. You'll be walking around
Speaker 1: the hard ship. But if you happen to play the game,
Speaker 1: you'll be red. You know, my mom always told me,
Speaker 1: you watched them New York niggas, ain't too fast? Got
Speaker 1: some new ship you ah, yeah, very fast, very fast.
Speaker 1: So Mike, you do so all about the Benjamin's came
Speaker 1: in between after Next Friday. All About the Benjamin's was
Speaker 1: a film that was mine that I took to ice Cube.
Speaker 1: That was your friend, Yeah that was that was that right, Yeah, Miami,
Speaker 1: I took it to Cube. We shot it under que vision.
Speaker 1: I produced it. Man. We heard went through a rigorous cast.
Speaker 1: When you say it's your film, you mean that was
Speaker 1: your You wrote it, my script, my script that yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's in the credits. You might not hear this ship,
Speaker 1: but it's in the credits if you look at the
Speaker 1: TV thing and the credits going down and more. Was
Speaker 1: Mike gave it to him like the script. No, but yeah,
Speaker 1: All About the Bendman was shot here in Miami, man,
Speaker 1: and that was to me. I think that was my
Speaker 1: best film I ever did that. I mean, that is
Speaker 1: my favorite that I can't say it's my favorite. Yea,
Speaker 1: even that was her great remember them audition and a
Speaker 1: whole lot of people for that. They auditioned little Kim
Speaker 1: for that role. Roll Yeah, they auditioned like, I couldn't
Speaker 1: imagine when you lost your wallet and she was like
Speaker 1: she crabbed you by your head. She was like that's
Speaker 1: but yeah, y'all. It was a great actress in that movie. Man,
Speaker 1: So he was a part of the casting and all
Speaker 1: that for this. Oh yeah, man, you know, I get really,
Speaker 1: you know, and I mean a lot of films that
Speaker 1: I do. Man, I'm just not one of them artists
Speaker 1: that wear it on my sleeves. But you know, my
Speaker 1: production company has produced a whole lot of different films
Speaker 1: in the business, um, including Meet the Blacks that that's
Speaker 1: been my latest, the latest movie that the nat is
Speaker 1: Off the Change. Yeah, that is crazy. Yes, And you're
Speaker 1: in the Resident Evil films, right, yeah, Resident Evil in everything.
Speaker 1: I like those a lot of movies. I didn't. I
Speaker 1: gotta I Got a boss. That's about le Bron Basketball Joe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's on showtime you acted with They killed me on
Speaker 1: that show. I asked for some more money. But you
Speaker 1: killed the dog. I've seen that you killed. What did
Speaker 1: you do? You prayed some foul ship and the dog
Speaker 1: wouldn't smell and he died. And then you went and
Speaker 1: helped everybody investigate because white boy had the dog shipping
Speaker 1: in my yard next door neighbor. White boy got the dog.
Speaker 1: He walked the dog and walking past everybody's house and
Speaker 1: get to my house. Let them in the yard. So
Speaker 1: I said, okay, you won't be shooting in here again
Speaker 1: and you killed. I'm gonna send you the dog in heaven.
Speaker 1: He said, Let's let's make some noise for Mike Apps
Speaker 1: being like Mike Vick. Let's looking like movie a dog. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now, yeah, suck up you on tour right now,
Speaker 1: Let's pick up this tour that you. Yeah, this tour
Speaker 1: right here is crazy. This is a tour that it's
Speaker 1: just like the last tour. Rock Nation is a part
Speaker 1: of this. No, no, no, no, rock Nations is part
Speaker 1: of this. You what I'm saying, this is this is
Speaker 1: what I do. This is Mike Epps. This is a
Speaker 1: Mike Epps festival. Laughs. Now, I got I go around
Speaker 1: the country and I just use all of these comics
Speaker 1: that we all know and love, and we just put
Speaker 1: them on Michelle. Like last night we had on There's
Speaker 1: Jay you know, Bruce, Bruce, Jay Farrell, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So we I used all of them. We
Speaker 1: got I got our sending on Hall opening up on
Speaker 1: one of these shows coming up, you know. So I've
Speaker 1: just been grabbing all the comics and putting them together
Speaker 1: and putting them on these big shows called the festival.
Speaker 1: Last did you get Michael Blacksman dressed yesterday? Because he
Speaker 1: had what the funk that they had on? Man, he's
Speaker 1: seen his shoes though, the shoes when his shirts beside you.
Speaker 1: You gotta respect on that nigger had on us our
Speaker 1: suit that when I used to eat Now later they
Speaker 1: called mystery miss right now Harry killed when he say
Speaker 1: you look like that Black's real daddy? Last leave you? Also,
Speaker 1: you also acknowledge the Miami hip hop scene, which I
Speaker 1: thought was dope. You gave love to Uncle Luke, who
Speaker 1: was actually in the crowd. Uncle Luke, you gave love
Speaker 1: the trick Daddy, and gave love to poking being projects.
Speaker 1: So you gave love to trin in or Now is
Speaker 1: that when you go to h State you have to
Speaker 1: know about the hood or that's just who you were? Well,
Speaker 1: you know when you travel, when you know this north
Speaker 1: you've been doing when you travel when your artist man
Speaker 1: you go to really you really live in these towns
Speaker 1: exactly because you're there all the time. You as you learn,
Speaker 1: as you go live in these towns, you learn who's
Speaker 1: who and what's what. Yeah, and they become family to you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, I've been coming to Miami
Speaker 1: for years, man, I mean ever since I mean Luke
Speaker 1: Skywalking Up started. Man, I've been loving to Live crew
Speaker 1: and yeah, you know, I know about the the old artists.
Speaker 1: The shot dye, his bed is standing up. He he
Speaker 1: love Miami slams, getting loose over the tiger bone. You
Speaker 1: can do that dance after you do that with you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know, brother, but I was
Speaker 1: so excited to have you in my video like I
Speaker 1: did whatever. You know, we weren't supposed to film the video,
Speaker 1: but we shot because I wanted to shoot it. And
Speaker 1: part of me is nothing for the people. There's nothing
Speaker 1: that's nothing for everybody does. Everybody called it homeboy, own boy.
Speaker 1: I came in the party. But I wanted you in
Speaker 1: my videos. Biggest hits. That's one of my biggest trips. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was. What what was your biggest hit? That was
Speaker 1: Condo hit the most countries ever. I had a Spanish
Speaker 1: record on Bold equal you know have Puerto Rican and ship.
Speaker 1: But all my friends Dominican is sucked up. Looking at
Speaker 1: my barber's Dominican. I'm a nigga. I got nigger them
Speaker 1: in me. It's all you get post because you can
Speaker 1: see my son ship. You can tell your getting you
Speaker 1: always know it's from the push of the table. How
Speaker 1: are you to guest this little but Mike Man, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. This show was about praising all
Speaker 1: legends because on our business, I would like to ask
Speaker 1: you how it is in comedy. But if you get
Speaker 1: five to ten years in this business, whether you're successful
Speaker 1: or not, people want to call you the old person.
Speaker 1: People want to kick you out, and we don't want
Speaker 1: to do that here. Here we interview our legends because
Speaker 1: we want to keep them. We want to keep them
Speaker 1: a lot because in our culture, you know something that
Speaker 1: I I recognize. You don't make Jagger and Rolling Stones.
Speaker 1: They're sixty five years old and they're still cool in
Speaker 1: their community. But when the person hit you know, I'm
Speaker 1: this this year before they I'm gonna do a big
Speaker 1: birthday party and I finally hit forty me, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do three big birthday party. But in our culture, once
Speaker 1: you get old, people want to kick you on the
Speaker 1: six over and things like that, and that's not what
Speaker 1: we do here. What we do here we got you know,
Speaker 1: people listening to us, and we always want to salute
Speaker 1: to people who who put it in that work and
Speaker 1: who's here. And we ain't necessarily young, but we're young
Speaker 1: in here, we're young in the mind. So we salute
Speaker 1: our legends. And tonight we are celebrating and we are
Speaker 1: saluting the motherfucking legends of Mike. Motherfucking you can. This
Speaker 1: is one works every day as New Year's evil, your birthdays.
Speaker 1: Compone came here. He his horn blew old roombox. You
Speaker 1: know roombox you so now what was it when you
Speaker 1: was putting the powder on your hands, he was smacking
Speaker 1: the nigger. I was baby pout of the pimp. I
Speaker 1: knew a real pimp that used to put He used
Speaker 1: to put cocaine and let me from Chicago walking. Don't
Speaker 1: be playing them by that game. It's the dust to
Speaker 1: cry to smack all of it that made it. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you one thing I wasn't Scott starts crib
Speaker 1: one night back. I got to go there because I
Speaker 1: want to take your dust thing. And he has so
Speaker 1: much coke his draw that when he closed the draw
Speaker 1: like when the frog like that just cocaine. Man, he
Speaker 1: was living a life. He was he was on face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you was dead right. It was like, yeah, here we
Speaker 1: get you chick. Come on, you give it up. This
Speaker 1: thing is a food. Now this sticking right here. This
Speaker 1: is one of the niggas. He's undiscovered and he's a
Speaker 1: damned food. Come on over here and undiscovered. That didn't
Speaker 1: killed the stage last night? Everybody, get what your taking?
Speaker 1: Ball just calls you'll want to give me drunk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Mike said you was hitting lean. Is that correct? No?
Speaker 1: The chick a chick. I'm on the boy, come on,
Speaker 1: you want that boy is about this? Get the chip?
Speaker 1: Dude a motherfucker. He got a booted like a twit
Speaker 1: year old boy and he wanted you got awkward over here,
Speaker 1: introduce yourself to the people here on my name Herry
Speaker 1: Else the most fear man and commedy straight out of Burmaham, Alabama. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I moved to Jordan song of the White You can't
Speaker 1: sip that. You got to take that down. No ship okay,
Speaker 1: no rock over here, ain't no trees over you got
Speaker 1: world and and killingcrophone around. Yeah, this ain't the right
Speaker 1: way now right here, that's what's up. We got Mike
Speaker 1: g That's what I'm talking about. Welcome to play a
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Speaker 1: to drink Champs Radio with Rapper and R and d J.
Speaker 1: So it's the city of name for the people again.
Speaker 1: Her Well can we Well, yeah, you can see me
Speaker 1: right now in the shack all stars laughing, Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: I bet I had doing days with Mike ELPs, you
Speaker 1: know man for twenty years. Yeah, we met each other back.
Speaker 1: He's always been this, he always been ignorant. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you know he old me. So he let me come
Speaker 1: out and try to make it up to me because
Speaker 1: I had a call when he didn't back in the day.
Speaker 1: So I make sure you get a ride home and ship.
Speaker 1: That's what he was your back then. And he got
Speaker 1: my mom a wig off. H he did, and that
Speaker 1: was part of all I've been taking this ship out man,
Speaker 1: like I've been. Listen man again, I just want to reiterate.
Speaker 1: You know, I went to see you guys show last night,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't believe how many people were suited and
Speaker 1: booted and and and and and then you could tell
Speaker 1: they went to the barber. They lines was shop for them.
Speaker 1: Let me ask y'all song, y'all both old g s
Speaker 1: in the comedy. What do y'all think of when y'are head?
Speaker 1: Is the title Kings of Comedy? I just feel like
Speaker 1: it's a title. I feel like Mike Els a king
Speaker 1: of comedy, you know, vance for real? Yeah, because he
Speaker 1: hadn't been out here for years and here go behind
Speaker 1: anybody on stage. I'm talking about anybody, you feel what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So that's that's a king of comedy to me.
Speaker 1: And he didn't put a lot of us on, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, a lot of getting attention to
Speaker 1: cause of Mike Els. Yeah, So he's goddamnit, hey man,
Speaker 1: you know what? And I feel the same way about
Speaker 1: the other comics, you know what I mean? So it's
Speaker 1: vice versa. Harry welch Is is a wrong comic man
Speaker 1: and one of them underground comics like Robin Harris and
Speaker 1: all the different coverage like that. Henry's like one of
Speaker 1: them type of comics. Is now them kind of comics
Speaker 1: like Robin Harris, um Bernie mad Red Fox. The dudes
Speaker 1: didn't did getting breaks until they was in They over.
Speaker 1: They've been out here for a long time here Henry,
Speaker 1: you want to get some dusna, do some drugs. You're
Speaker 1: smoking different man, marijuana. Yeah, I'm going here to you
Speaker 1: have you're rolling another one exactly. Let me just tell
Speaker 1: you something, man, We're gonna continue to Where do you
Speaker 1: get all this energy yet? Know me? I got energy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't try to play it out September all the time.
Speaker 1: I am forty. I'm not forty yet. But you know,
Speaker 1: like I said, we continue to salute all legends. So
Speaker 1: now you do you do you do all next Friday?
Speaker 1: Now you get this call about Friday? At the next
Speaker 1: what was you at and what what was your reaction? Well?
Speaker 1: Probably the next was just that was a relationship from
Speaker 1: me and me and me and QUB were already Holy
Speaker 1: movie shot, Yeah, top flight of Security of the World.
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying. See it. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of comics out here to do movies and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and big up to them. But you don't remember what
Speaker 1: the funk they said in the movie? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, You've just seen the movie. If you ask
Speaker 1: somebody you and if somebody asks you what they say
Speaker 1: in the movie, you'd be like, I don't remember what
Speaker 1: the said a Kevin Hart is that where we're going.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of them. There's a bunch of them.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's you know what I mean? A memorable lie. No
Speaker 1: and I and I so basically what I'm saying, I
Speaker 1: stand on that that the stuff that I say, it
Speaker 1: ain't your beauty, it's your booty that's gonna last forever.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Everybody gonna say that true
Speaker 1: now is you and Kevin Hard because I feel like
Speaker 1: y'all had went through something at some points. My little
Speaker 1: brother man, you know what I mean, Kevin Kevin Hard
Speaker 1: is he's a lot younger than me, and big ups
Speaker 1: to Kevin Harden. He came in, but he came in
Speaker 1: at a time where you know, I did death comedy
Speaker 1: jam and he never did death comedy jam. Right, No,
Speaker 1: he didn't do death comedy jam. And he came in
Speaker 1: the game when Instagram was available. For trying to figure
Speaker 1: that this is a shot or not continue, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's a shot against different as different dead young motherfucker
Speaker 1: came in that's harder back in the day. Came in
Speaker 1: at a time with today what they were doing, what
Speaker 1: the Instagram is. You know, we came in we we
Speaker 1: came up at a time where you know, you had
Speaker 1: to really rock that ship for people to remember you
Speaker 1: and come back out and see you. They couldn't go
Speaker 1: to your page and see ship. So you know, it's
Speaker 1: a time difference. Like you said, yeah, but you got
Speaker 1: like two million people following you, so it's the same
Speaker 1: thing for you. Well, you know, I ain't on Instagram, dude,
Speaker 1: because I ain't. I ain't in the mood all the time,
Speaker 1: beat up there with a bunch of strange people. But
Speaker 1: you do get the internet, but I do get done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be on the internet, but I can't. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, ship, I need another drink? You want
Speaker 1: another shot of tight? Now that's like okay, you just
Speaker 1: don't say I don't know why I pronounced it like
Speaker 1: that said like I said, doodel dog. You got to
Speaker 1: remember saying don't beef man. Yeah you don't. We don't
Speaker 1: have security guards. We have to deal with it. Yo,
Speaker 1: you ain't have no you know, I don't have security.
Speaker 1: I don't getting because there like but you know what,
Speaker 1: it was so cool, but I swear the guy or
Speaker 1: something would it went somebody? This This is my friend.
Speaker 1: His name is sunny dbt if he's the flea market.
Speaker 1: Nigger got more regulars in this here leather hand, Sunny
Speaker 1: d beat that nigger got that first football, Yo, school
Speaker 1: boys one brother, they're like meet the Brown. Mr Brown
Speaker 1: thought Mr Brown like Mr Brown Brown? That just Mr
Speaker 1: Haydi ship God damn it. So now with that being said,
Speaker 1: you said that, uh you know the uh this it's
Speaker 1: the Instagram, you know. So let me get that on Mike, Mike,
Speaker 1: you fuck up. Come on, man, that's what smoke coming.
Speaker 1: You got. Snoop Dogg had five more than smoke even
Speaker 1: smokeing Snoop Dogg got do that, you know, Smoker dude
Speaker 1: rolled up a snoop all day. Yeah, I ain't got that.
Speaker 1: I ain't ain't. I ain't got that much money yet
Speaker 1: you can. I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna get there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this. So now let me ask you
Speaker 1: a O G question. What does what? What actually makes
Speaker 1: a person a comedian? A comedian is somebody that can
Speaker 1: take a story that a lot of y'all take serious
Speaker 1: and we can make it funny. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know it was a serious story, we can turn
Speaker 1: it around. We can tell you the story. You can
Speaker 1: follow us. It's like we're like doctors when we get
Speaker 1: on stage. We got your attention because you go to
Speaker 1: the doctor telling you, now this what's wrong with you.
Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with you. So we like doctors up there.
Speaker 1: So that's where to make a real comedian and go
Speaker 1: to any crowd and walk up to you and I
Speaker 1: want you to start laughing. I want you to say
Speaker 1: something funny about Donald Trump. Donald Trump, because because because
Speaker 1: that's a horrible situation here, we can we see the
Speaker 1: pos what the fuck Donald Trump? Because I'm scared of death,
Speaker 1: believe it or not. By him not being able to
Speaker 1: really understand how to be the president, the streets might
Speaker 1: get a chance to eat. Now the drugs dope might
Speaker 1: get in the streets and see that's what I understand.
Speaker 1: Me tell you something. I look at like to put
Speaker 1: the cocaine. I'll take something ready. I want to tell
Speaker 1: you something. We love Obama. When Obama was in off
Speaker 1: when cocaine. I know people he said, how I went
Speaker 1: to the dude house. He used to have all the work.
Speaker 1: Now he's selling half. So I'm just letting yeah, they
Speaker 1: don't understand, right, in America when the streets ain't eating,
Speaker 1: the country ain't eating. Man. That's one thing about that
Speaker 1: group of dude to be m dudes. Man. They were
Speaker 1: spending money. Man. They had people going to the mall
Speaker 1: and buying clothes. You can't host. You can't discredit the hood. Man.
Speaker 1: Once you discredit the hood, you know. And then they
Speaker 1: locked them chop all up. I had just talked to
Speaker 1: him about a Yeah, you're gonna do a round and
Speaker 1: shops gonna do a reality Yeah. Man, they ain't know
Speaker 1: they're talking my chompin. I was hanging winning before choose
Speaker 1: the shot. When you sleep to them, Chop Scott, get
Speaker 1: that Choppo and told me the bitch uber driver. I
Speaker 1: was all set up for the game you got you
Speaker 1: get him on his shop, man, what y'all try, man,
Speaker 1: that's gonna gotta sweat out you bro. Hey man, I
Speaker 1: still got some knocked out about you. Hear me in
Speaker 1: mine on the signe. Now come on, let's go. Now
Speaker 1: our life is different. Now, our life is a little different,
Speaker 1: very different. It's very different. I know this show really
Speaker 1: is about just about this look. Having fun. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: always have great fun. I see that. That's what makes
Speaker 1: so unique. Y'all got about have fun man every day.
Speaker 1: And people have been telling me, man, they said, man,
Speaker 1: this is you guys are comedic, and yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't really take that. But most was all funny though.
Speaker 1: Y'all had the best lines and everything. Yeah, y'all have
Speaker 1: the best line. Some funny looking motherfucker's Yeah about remember brand,
Speaker 1: but you didn't be seen. I didn't be seen. I
Speaker 1: didn't and and uh to the comedy. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: a show like this, but I'm gonna sign sponsoring drug.
Speaker 1: It's gonna have coke signal. I'm saying, sponsors of the
Speaker 1: b D Brothers. Right there, let's big a paper teen
Speaker 1: you got that beer? Ten will smoke I'm shot. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: right here, look, yeah, you just gotta we gotta come on.
Speaker 1: We ain't prepe you got you smoke theo preppet over here.
Speaker 1: We got Best Buy Liquors, provides and all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: drink that you know, a little drink bro from I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna front Billy d Williams. Literally your step you got,
Speaker 1: we got a little bottles. Just stop on, cool nigga,
Speaker 1: come on, let's go drink. That is that Listen Listen, listen, listen,
Speaker 1: Oh oh English, ain't Billy Dee Williams. Billy you can
Speaker 1: yourself English? Is that your time? Hell yeah? Nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: stop a nineteen nine stop, remember that nineteen nineties. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying with niggas was wearing car hearts
Speaker 1: and driving five points and wearing eight ball troop jackets,
Speaker 1: wearing overhauls. You know what I'm saying with with Timberland boots,
Speaker 1: with Lumberjack, the Lumberjack's shirts. Motherfucker's had. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the drug dealer. As soon as motherfucker's go to buy
Speaker 1: some drugs and nigga pull out one of them little
Speaker 1: bitty scales and just weigh it right there on the
Speaker 1: block and I'm clipping and give you seven right there.
Speaker 1: So you're talking about yourself, I'm talking to talking about
Speaker 1: your up boy. I don't know how the eyeball or
Speaker 1: some dope in a minute sometime, the motherfucker catch me
Speaker 1: right when I just cop and I needed that money,
Speaker 1: I ain't have time to back it up. I'll sit
Speaker 1: there and serving right off the brick and just eyeball, Yeah,
Speaker 1: motherfucker had twenty dollars. I'll serve a twenty dollar motherfucker. Here,
Speaker 1: I'm serving twenty dollars to all that motherfucker. What is this,
Speaker 1: Jim Jim? I just feel like you drink Jim Bean?
Speaker 1: How do you even feeling wrong? You feel like just
Speaker 1: get on this table. I'm a ball. I just look
Speaker 1: like this, But I don't really drink this. You don't.
Speaker 1: You don't really drink up like you know. We got
Speaker 1: marijuana infuse vodka. Wow, is the best world. You can
Speaker 1: take the ball, you can have it. It's marijuana in fuse.
Speaker 1: You want one, Mike Wana in fuse. Man. For some reason,
Speaker 1: we got gifts. Yeah, yeah, we got your favorite new show.
Speaker 1: Yeah one for you, man won't for you. And we
Speaker 1: got my boy. We do coming up right, I said
Speaker 1: every name right, Redo, Reado, Redo, come away and save
Speaker 1: them something to these people. Goddamnit, goddamn Reado and the building.
Speaker 1: You got the cups heat. I ain't even got that car.
Speaker 1: You got shot, I know, but I need a cup
Speaker 1: for here. You got shot? Look look, Mike, look, we're
Speaker 1: taking care of y'all. Hand, We take care of y'all.
Speaker 1: One of my cousins talk right here. Read never going on. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you You who was this little fat splip star right here?
Speaker 1: I thought there was your guy. This was guy going
Speaker 1: on going on, man, I thought that was c Lo real.
Speaker 1: It's too like this. You kind of like a big
Speaker 1: magic You're gonna grow out up. You were about to
Speaker 1: be a mentioned guy saying talking about me, I look
Speaker 1: like I'm talking about What about this shirt right here?
Speaker 1: Is that a school teacher? He built like a blunt
Speaker 1: A little shot you nigga? You look like dying with
Speaker 1: Mr Cooper. Nigger. That's a good nigga with Mr Nigga
Speaker 1: with a late front bear. So yeah, I'll take that.
Speaker 1: You got the lake front bear. Yeah with Mr Cooper
Speaker 1: that blood nigga, I'm smoking put that blood. You know
Speaker 1: he on Instagram? He famous this is this is this
Speaker 1: an I don't think I look, I'll play comedians together.
Speaker 1: This is what I do overhead. Got to do what
Speaker 1: you do putting people to guests. Big up Nick Shawan
Speaker 1: and super Bowl for helping me put you have to do.
Speaker 1: That's probably put this now. You're not the club at
Speaker 1: setting this morning. Who I'm to the hole on type
Speaker 1: of ship because he stitched on me. You know that
Speaker 1: right when Nick Shawn stitched on me. I had said
Speaker 1: something wrong about hole and hold him called me the
Speaker 1: day after Thanksgiving had me sweating all type of places
Speaker 1: I ain't supposed to be swapping. But that's my man.
Speaker 1: Did I seen him? I said, ho, you know I've
Speaker 1: seen your look. Yeah he was. He was having fun
Speaker 1: with you. He was laughing. I said, I seen your
Speaker 1: your nephew. He said you better watch him. He'd be
Speaker 1: having the house around and I kind of ship he's
Speaker 1: getting related related. Oh man, I ain't know that, Sean.
Speaker 1: I ain't know that about you. This is my nigga,
Speaker 1: Nick shawn y'r pop pop that bottle he popped the
Speaker 1: bottle Nigger the more. Yeah, no, no, no that yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah hit that. Have you ever started cocaine? I never
Speaker 1: have a cocaine story. I think he is laughing. I know,
Speaker 1: he said, I know, I never. That's ain't this goddamn
Speaker 1: time you got got cocaine? White girl like you don't
Speaker 1: like cocaine? Were like straws. I love the cocaine story.
Speaker 1: Oh shut shut that's like, that's what's It's a real
Speaker 1: brother fucking TV in the world. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: the TV show right here. You know we got wow,
Speaker 1: this is on TV. Yeah boy, yeah, Pete d So,
Speaker 1: Like I said again, the delon is the best thing
Speaker 1: in the world. You're stand don't forget this cocain't when
Speaker 1: you got this rock going on. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: something now. This motherfucker will kill a nigger with the Beaties.
Speaker 1: I called it the beating beat You the bet the
Speaker 1: beats your as But this, man, this is a real shower,
Speaker 1: a real show. Everybody watching this show too. That's what
Speaker 1: I like. Y'all got it. I'm not gonna lie. You
Speaker 1: popped it, but you didn't pour and I'm offended. You
Speaker 1: gotta pull You gotta pull yourself something. You're popping him ships, Yeah,
Speaker 1: give him some rock and it's a rock guy just
Speaker 1: pulled up in hand making sure I'm doing We're all
Speaker 1: doing our job. Hey, you smoke where everybody else at you?
Speaker 1: You don't know him? Oh I see that thing on
Speaker 1: Insteeah never, man, that's right, that's so. I love compos
Speaker 1: So y'all could actually just make fun of somebody every
Speaker 1: day and everybody, And when you're a comedian you have
Speaker 1: to understand that that's not I can walk up on
Speaker 1: people and they start laughing. I'm like, do you know
Speaker 1: what I just see? That's the thing. See, that's why,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. When as soon as I came
Speaker 1: in town, I got in the rent a car and
Speaker 1: drove straight to the pork and Being and jumped out
Speaker 1: the car right there where first for somebody, people can't
Speaker 1: do that. They had Teddy Bears and ship right there
Speaker 1: at the door when motherfucker just died, and I jumped
Speaker 1: out the car just you know, because you know, when
Speaker 1: when you when you know, when you of the people,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna ever be scared of them, and you're
Speaker 1: gonna be ready to die when you love the people.
Speaker 1: I respect that, but I'm gonna have to ask you
Speaker 1: to stop that. You already proved you the hood in
Speaker 1: the world, like you don't have to keep you in
Speaker 1: South Beach. Okay, Poking beings is not safe. I'm just
Speaker 1: keeping it real with you. You Mike Epps. And I've
Speaker 1: seen Jeniper Motus brother, I jump out on the South
Speaker 1: side of Chicago anywhere out any motherfuckerwhere out of the
Speaker 1: car and and be right there. I only stape about five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's called funny. It was great for ten minutes like.
Speaker 1: But I swear to God man, that is the That
Speaker 1: is the beauty, because a lot of people come to
Speaker 1: Miami and they come straight to the never crossed South Beach.
Speaker 1: They don't go to the real Miami. They can go
Speaker 1: down motherfucking down there over in the pork and beans
Speaker 1: and jump out the car. We're a little hetty right
Speaker 1: now over here. Take yours down there with it's real
Speaker 1: and jump out the car and the real ship. Don't
Speaker 1: wait till you get to leave, and we walk around
Speaker 1: the motherfucker with a good ima. Tell you one story.
Speaker 1: That ship don't count. I'm across the street from Poker Bean, righty, right, No,
Speaker 1: this is this. I had caught a flat tide. I remember,
Speaker 1: I was all so I went, I went to get
Speaker 1: my tire fixed. But the poker mean right there or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's just one project and there's so much gunshot my
Speaker 1: mom going on. So I told the police. Police, I said,
Speaker 1: you won't hear that. I said, oh, that's not my cheers.
Speaker 1: I never seen that in Millege. Police said that's not
Speaker 1: I said, you've been. That's how crazy you didn't want
Speaker 1: to able And it's a little these like Miami like
Speaker 1: people just only think about South Beach. Miami is a
Speaker 1: very ro place, just gotta know way to walk, but
Speaker 1: always respected. And that's why I always those hoods like
Speaker 1: Parking Beans. They're real isolated too. We see Mike had
Speaker 1: been that ten years ago, so like a reunion and
Speaker 1: they's something back over there, Like Mike, you was here
Speaker 1: ten years ago, you came back. Yeah, so it felt
Speaker 1: like he came back for but he didn't. But he
Speaker 1: did come back. Boy, when I be standing around the
Speaker 1: hood like that and everybody be laughing at cheering, that's
Speaker 1: something to say. Turning look and when I looked, it'd
Speaker 1: be one nigger looking Okay, it's trying to get up.
Speaker 1: He ain't feeling it, that one nigga that he feel
Speaker 1: like the neighborhood dude from Yeah, yeah, but I love it. Man.
Speaker 1: I want to ask you motherfucking question. Okay, you can't
Speaker 1: let me get to Jekie Formota's real quick. That's another
Speaker 1: Hood classics? Do you know that hood? Classic? Hood classics?
Speaker 1: Only Roll entertained and Russell red in conjunction. The whose
Speaker 1: out there was the Jai because that was no head
Speaker 1: on every rapper because your comedians ain't drinking ship. You
Speaker 1: popped the bottle. You popped the bottle on lan You
Speaker 1: ain't even pulling nothingigger, what are you doing? Let me
Speaker 1: show your niggas. This is how French people pull this
Speaker 1: ship from from New York. Let me French. I got,
Speaker 1: I got French ways and we got favorite video. Drink
Speaker 1: we got hear with me. You want to switch up,
Speaker 1: you want to switch up on the alcohol. Let's do
Speaker 1: another shot. Come on, Mike, this is three fifty did
Speaker 1: he don't drink fifty? Did four? And this is documentary.
Speaker 1: When we so far through, we've done three, we can
Speaker 1: do four. We gotta go far. You gotta tie fifty
Speaker 1: at least. Come on, Mike, give us another shot. Taking
Speaker 1: ball break. Some of you were switching up. If you
Speaker 1: want to switch I'm working with you, Mike. You was
Speaker 1: the hottest thing in the world. Can't you did my video?
Speaker 1: I want to thank you. You need to do for
Speaker 1: the two loves the drunk You can't. Mr Mick, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hid me so I ain't playing a long my daddy
Speaker 1: look at him? Know how to pol Yeah? How right?
Speaker 1: Read read though? The world gotta make yes, you gotta
Speaker 1: just be because you Let's take the shot first. Because
Speaker 1: you know this is liking cocaine. Just kid, you know
Speaker 1: solo all right? Where you at? You ain't got one. Look,
Speaker 1: I got big. So even though you yeah, you're a
Speaker 1: rapper right now, you're a rapper from the nineties. Shot, Yeah,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about these young rappers right now? Right? Okay?
Speaker 1: Now what do you think about that? I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you the basic, the best answer I could
Speaker 1: ever get. I've always been two people, right because I'm
Speaker 1: Black and Puerto Rican. So I've been a always You
Speaker 1: drop me in Mexico out of the know how to
Speaker 1: relate with them niggers. You dropped me in Kingston late
Speaker 1: with them niggers. So I try to look at life
Speaker 1: like that. Part of me says, that's not what hip
Speaker 1: hop is. But then a part of me says, that's
Speaker 1: what they said about me when I was young. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I learned to accept both, and I learned to
Speaker 1: approach both with the same love. Like when I hear
Speaker 1: real hip hop, I always be like, yeah, what the
Speaker 1: fund cost? When I hear a loope fiasco or fucking
Speaker 1: because I want to pick up loup baggas I felt
Speaker 1: he here Twitter. But when I hear Loupe Fiasco or
Speaker 1: todder quality of nas Jake Cole. When I hear real
Speaker 1: hip hop, I always but I can't be mad at
Speaker 1: my bitch is bad and boogiem Coca the Bothy and
Speaker 1: because because you know why, I ain't aged. I ain't aged.
Speaker 1: That's Elliott Wilson train. Don't worry about it. We know
Speaker 1: you don't know who he is. Don't problem another blood.
Speaker 1: Please make it happen, all right? Come on, you're like
Speaker 1: you came in. You came with a bag of weak
Speaker 1: and where your yeah nigger, Yeah, I think it's got
Speaker 1: some weak, so he gonna bring heroin U sham side.
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. What I'm saying is I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna with the whole school you do neighorhood at
Speaker 1: wink it me And then you know I used to
Speaker 1: when I when I used to cop some dope, right,
Speaker 1: you know I used to copp that right there on
Speaker 1: A hundred forty seven Broadway and dwe Broadway, and after damn,
Speaker 1: that's the one time to be have to Dominica. One
Speaker 1: time I'm up in that motherfucker buying some some dope
Speaker 1: and the motherfucker took me upstairs. Dude sitting at the desk,
Speaker 1: he had the cocaine right then in the luminal fall,
Speaker 1: he had the crusher. He was sitting there crushing and
Speaker 1: putting it in the luminal fall. And one of them said,
Speaker 1: and when he said, nigga, the police was coming in.
Speaker 1: While I'm standing I swear to guy, while I'm standing
Speaker 1: there copping, they started start running. I said, man, what
Speaker 1: would I to do? So the dude he was serving
Speaker 1: the court them, He's like, come on this man, And
Speaker 1: I swear. We were just running through some doors out
Speaker 1: in New York. And when we ran out, we came
Speaker 1: out of the door and n we was on the
Speaker 1: inside of the apartment like the walls. No, no, like
Speaker 1: like in New York in the fiday, they had like
Speaker 1: a fort on the inside of him. Oh, the courtyard,
Speaker 1: theyard inside the projects like you turned like the projects
Speaker 1: and surrounded on the side. N we were talking. We
Speaker 1: was running through motherfucker water and all that. We went
Speaker 1: through a door and there we was water. It was
Speaker 1: one I was on Broadway. But when we went through
Speaker 1: the door, we walked out the door. Ne we was
Speaker 1: on Broadway. He went that way. I went up way,
Speaker 1: I said, I ain't never coming. Basically, he saw when
Speaker 1: I was when I Cadillac, when I first moved to
Speaker 1: New York York, I had a Cadillac, right, and I
Speaker 1: went to pick a girl this bit, sire, I didn't
Speaker 1: know you drove a cab, I said, just a luxury
Speaker 1: and the calf people to leave you got. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: wear these my back pocket. Just you a bird man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: even know what happened to that boy, Mike. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna shoot your feet. You're gonna shoot his feet. She's
Speaker 1: gonna do to Michael Jackson. Tonight o ship she got,
Speaker 1: she got real love, we got lucks, and you get back.
Speaker 1: Somebody got the loves of the New York rouphers. I've
Speaker 1: never really see him down south, No, bird man, we don't.
Speaker 1: That's a whole the same being. Whoa that. That's a
Speaker 1: whole nother country down that. Yeah, come on, that's the
Speaker 1: same thing. No, No, no, that's right. Seeing everybody from
Speaker 1: New York y'all go to family Union down south. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not lying. I don't know nobody going to anybody
Speaker 1: going to Brooklyn for over here, I'm going to see
Speaker 1: the game. But we ain't going to batter. We're gonna
Speaker 1: see very right. Your family unit down south, South Carolina. Southbouna,
Speaker 1: he's Florida and got your case. In New York, you
Speaker 1: can run down the South, down South. Yeah, excuse me,
Speaker 1: were the first fine New York. You know he's right.
Speaker 1: Video at Oh goddamn, don't like Yeason got the hill
Speaker 1: out of the hills. I don't like y'all bear that accurate?
Speaker 1: This this is crazy. You love it? You got grass?
Speaker 1: You like that type of mall? Did you have a tip?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things you can put on your front. Smooth.
Speaker 1: It ain't smooth. You can talk about for twenty years.
Speaker 1: I still ain't used to it. But it's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's meant to loosen to guests up
Speaker 1: because you know it's actually a herb. It's actually like,
Speaker 1: you know, it ain't bad for you, It ain't bad
Speaker 1: for you, but but it's real bad for you. If
Speaker 1: a person ain't ready, they're talking about man, you know,
Speaker 1: you know I was thinking popping Lizzie Lohan, like what
Speaker 1: on here? Right? It's very play. So that's how we
Speaker 1: get it out of the people. But you know, you
Speaker 1: guys are already liberal. It's not really working with you
Speaker 1: guys because you guys are already just open book and
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a fantastic thing. So what does comedians
Speaker 1: need to do, because like right now, right, hip hop
Speaker 1: and hip hop, I feel like hip hop in order
Speaker 1: for hip hop to keep surviving and keep maintaining, Uh,
Speaker 1: a person like me who's considered the old person only
Speaker 1: even though I'm only thirty nine, I'm considered the old
Speaker 1: person because I came out since I was, you know,
Speaker 1: seventeen eighteen. But for me to me to sustain hip hop,
Speaker 1: it's just like you, I'm just gonna support anything in
Speaker 1: hip hop, right, I'm gonna support everything. Anybody that's popping,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help them maintain their popping. I'm gonna help them,
Speaker 1: you know. But what does comedy need to do to
Speaker 1: keep sustaining? So so it's more younger generation people getting
Speaker 1: in to the comedic stance and then maintaining the righteousness
Speaker 1: being called original. That's the whole key to being yourself.
Speaker 1: You can look at Mike else, but you can't be
Speaker 1: Mike ELPs. You can watch me, you can watch Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 1: But you can't be us Chris Rock. You gotta be
Speaker 1: who you are. That's what make comments. So you neique
Speaker 1: it's about you. If you ain't gonna be who you
Speaker 1: you can't go up there. And they take and they
Speaker 1: take time for you find your voice in comedy because
Speaker 1: it takes to really learn how to be a comedian.
Speaker 1: They made you laugh, yeah, because you can go up
Speaker 1: the next night and bone. I know a lot of
Speaker 1: comment that was funning one night and didn't see him
Speaker 1: no more because they got booed and like, ain't going
Speaker 1: back because yeah, And comedy is not music, right, because
Speaker 1: music you can blow up overnight, but not comedy. You
Speaker 1: can play the symbol to be the ship you have to.
Speaker 1: It takes time for you to learn the craft and
Speaker 1: build yourself up. But one thing about comics and comedians,
Speaker 1: we never go away. No, that's the well, well, this
Speaker 1: is the reality of that is that you guys got
Speaker 1: an opportunity to go over seas. And I mean like
Speaker 1: in some countries Noriega's brand new. I can imagine they
Speaker 1: treat you like you brand new, like them when them
Speaker 1: saws come out, because them them countries and some of
Speaker 1: these cities are dated. They really primitive. They don't really
Speaker 1: get the materials very well. They do, and you brand
Speaker 1: new to them, and they don't understand that the ship
Speaker 1: that's to ahead of them is what it's playing. Now.
Speaker 1: You're gonna always eat too, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's the great thing. But but you have to be
Speaker 1: a great artist. What I do notice about that is
Speaker 1: that a lot of the older artists that come from
Speaker 1: your r um, they're the ones eating right like these
Speaker 1: new artists. I don't think they're gonna eat like that
Speaker 1: when they get old. But every day next it's a
Speaker 1: new artists every day. And basically what he was saying,
Speaker 1: like he's saying supporting all the new artists. The differences
Speaker 1: is that a lot of these they all sounded the same,
Speaker 1: Like you said, the old thing right, it sounds like
Speaker 1: the nineties era. You could not sound like the next
Speaker 1: But that's why I picked up the comedic stance, because
Speaker 1: you can't go on the show on a comedy show
Speaker 1: sounded like the very same who came on before you came.
Speaker 1: But right now, like this three savages, this there is
Speaker 1: a sa Yeah, I'm gonna go tell them that you
Speaker 1: gonna are you everybody just lead one like he established
Speaker 1: the name first. I don't give a fun right, but
Speaker 1: he should be the only one. I don't care what
Speaker 1: you say. You wrapped like here in a winning protection program.
Speaker 1: Sound like he's nervous, uh this nor talking to me
Speaker 1: like they're looking at me. Yeah? Yeah, but that's what
Speaker 1: I like about my new artist. When when I see
Speaker 1: a new artist that's actually afraid of the cameras, I
Speaker 1: actually gravitate to him more because I know that that's
Speaker 1: where the era I come from. I got a question
Speaker 1: for you, but I've been to New York rapper. How
Speaker 1: did you feel when rich Almie Corn didn't know the
Speaker 1: verse to Biggie Small song? We we just talked about
Speaker 1: this one with the tribe situation I've been about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a degree in psychology now abound the State University.
Speaker 1: I just teach school. It was, but that can make
Speaker 1: more money tending jokes with Mike Epps and I can't
Speaker 1: sleep later. Nigga, nigga, you better give me that forty
Speaker 1: dollars from that while you're sitting there telling all these
Speaker 1: degrees and ship I sat there that bits that you
Speaker 1: hand over there, she she sat there and danced for
Speaker 1: you and kept looking at me because the bitch note
Speaker 1: I was gonna give you the money. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not yours. Now, you're that nerve that that gas money
Speaker 1: from nine to six a week. No, but that's real ship.
Speaker 1: This is my week. Come on some county baby, you know. No,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you all that kind of shipboutm forbid. Boys,
Speaker 1: watch this show too. Not that ain't working with us. Man,
Speaker 1: your they got a whole social network. That's what don't understand.
Speaker 1: You got a whole social network. The fists be tagging
Speaker 1: each other and everything. That's why I need to stand down.
Speaker 1: Nothing but the gun. It's like, nigger, why is you
Speaker 1: telling it's a snitchy society now? Yeah? Because because because
Speaker 1: guess what. The first thing I'm saying to myself when
Speaker 1: I see a motherfucker with all of them guns on
Speaker 1: the internet. And now I'm saying to myself, somebody around
Speaker 1: there ain't never been to prison, right because somebody is
Speaker 1: able to go buy these guns. So there's a nerd
Speaker 1: around here buying these guns a little cause of gun
Speaker 1: laws is that stupid. I ain't gonna lie, not from
Speaker 1: New York born and rage. I came out head. My
Speaker 1: niggas was going to wall my buying bullets. I'm serious
Speaker 1: like this whatever. But that's that's that's different in different states. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the South, show arsenal army. Look at my gaps
Speaker 1: hitting that ship like an old nigga. Look at you.
Speaker 1: I am old No, no, now you old player. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, old player. Man. That's that's what I'm talking about. Man.
Speaker 1: See a lot of these communities. I grew up in
Speaker 1: the real in the after our clubs where it was
Speaker 1: old players and then they was all gambling it have
Speaker 1: a sign on the wall and said no guns, dope
Speaker 1: and all of that, and all of that is in there.
Speaker 1: That's while we're in there. One time, I was seventeen, right,
Speaker 1: I'm in the after shooting craps with all these old
Speaker 1: players and Pence and Ship and back in the nineties,
Speaker 1: the polices just jump out the car. So if you
Speaker 1: ain't had that dope up under your tongue like that,
Speaker 1: ready to swallow it, they're gonna bust you. They're gonna
Speaker 1: catch you. They're going in your drawers and everything with
Speaker 1: the flashlight. So I took a motherfucking razor. I had
Speaker 1: the old starter jackets, you know started, I had a
Speaker 1: greater starter jacket, and I cut the motherfucker's the hum
Speaker 1: in it and put the dope down in there. So
Speaker 1: the police have searched me. And the whole time I
Speaker 1: got the packs in my motherfuck jacket. Man, I'm in
Speaker 1: the after our club and I take the dice, and
Speaker 1: when I throw the dice out, cocaine came out. To
Speaker 1: when cocaine came out, and one old Nika grabbed me
Speaker 1: to get your here, and he had me like this
Speaker 1: and he took me outside. He said, man, what the
Speaker 1: fund is wrong with you? And he had to go
Speaker 1: in his name. He said, nic how much you want
Speaker 1: for Let's say I made cocaine. Let's see. Le's see.
Speaker 1: That's the thing man, see see, that's one thing about
Speaker 1: New York in l A. New York City in l
Speaker 1: A has always been the leaders of black men in America.
Speaker 1: In other cities. The biggest influence was New York in
Speaker 1: l A on a lot of cities in America, and
Speaker 1: and depending on what city you lived in and who
Speaker 1: you thought was cool, you would roll with them. So
Speaker 1: if it was the West Coast and you was from
Speaker 1: some city, you would roll with the West Coast, or
Speaker 1: if you was from another city and you would roll
Speaker 1: with New York. But it's a lot of real niggas
Speaker 1: all over the world. They just don't have a brand name,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. You know, when you're from
Speaker 1: New York and you from l A and you can
Speaker 1: you you automatically get branded as a real nigga. You
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. You had to literally go to them.
Speaker 1: You literally had to go to New York and l
Speaker 1: A and go down in them niggas neighborhoods and run
Speaker 1: around their real friends for their friends and tell them
Speaker 1: that's a bit of ass nigga. Man, the niggas that
Speaker 1: nigga ain't. You know what I'm saying. That's how that
Speaker 1: ship works. You know what I mean, That's how that
Speaker 1: ship worked right there, And I do it all the time.
Speaker 1: I'll check every motherfucker's foul in the business. They don't
Speaker 1: even know what I'll be standing right there with their friends, Champagne,
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Speaker 1: d Jes. Then, so why call when you got the
Speaker 1: call that you said, they said Noriega wants to do
Speaker 1: the How did you fail because the record didn't come
Speaker 1: out yet. Remember that's how I know your real nigga.
Speaker 1: Let me let me pick you up. On, let me
Speaker 1: pick you up because I was coolaying to yours from
Speaker 1: back in the day. I wad snub head bands when
Speaker 1: he was white man as bad as because you do
Speaker 1: New York pigause. It's dressing, man. Niggers get all the
Speaker 1: clothes before any nigger down. Look, yeah, niggers ain't even
Speaker 1: picking me up. Did you see I just poured that.
Speaker 1: Oh you're a fool with the dress. Come on, you
Speaker 1: could look at the perfectly po If you don't get
Speaker 1: the little rap GigE, you can get a part you
Speaker 1: turn to the water. Now that was his ball. I
Speaker 1: can tell you he drinks champagne like that a long time.
Speaker 1: That hit it. Come hey, man, niggas are scared of
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, but let me tell you. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something about Donald Trump. Tell me something about Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, he don't want to be the president. He
Speaker 1: met with Steve Harvey. Yeah, many times the pot can
Speaker 1: be the first time I didn't, I didn't understand that. Listen,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey is he don't give a funk
Speaker 1: what the nigga think about him, right, That's how he
Speaker 1: feels like a nick can't do nothing me no way,
Speaker 1: So I don't give a funk what you niggas think
Speaker 1: about me. Steve Harvey is on a daytime television show
Speaker 1: and all his fans are probably Donald Trump's fans, right
Speaker 1: in some kind of way. Somebody then told him that
Speaker 1: and he was like, fuck them, niggas, And I put
Speaker 1: that pistol all your bit from Cleveland. Here's from Cleveland. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'll tell you how the niggas feel. Man and
Speaker 1: nigga probably. But but but the thing about being a
Speaker 1: black man in America and you from the you from poverty,
Speaker 1: and you from the ghetto, is that people in the
Speaker 1: that was in office, they never really had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with your motherfucking life anyway. They never affected you
Speaker 1: anywhere because you've always been on the bottom no matter
Speaker 1: who the funk got an office. Nigga, how what I've
Speaker 1: been in, I've been on the buther Obama was the
Speaker 1: first time we had a president and Clinton where I
Speaker 1: had anything in my pocket. All the other presidents they
Speaker 1: never affected me anyway. I ain't had Reagan affected me
Speaker 1: because he put them food stan My mama's yeah, he
Speaker 1: put them food stands. Reagan getting money, man, motherfucker's don't
Speaker 1: understand that the country republicans, and when Republicans is in office,
Speaker 1: niggas get money because the country is based off of
Speaker 1: print crime. Any motherfucker that criminals built this motherfucker country.
Speaker 1: Man eating, ain't nobody eating? So what what? What? What?
Speaker 1: What Trump has been to do is he ten to
Speaker 1: make the whole the whole country is about to be
Speaker 1: about snapchat. That's gonna cause USA snap snap checking us man,
Speaker 1: because he's making America the entertainment capital, right which it
Speaker 1: already was. But he wanna he want to make this
Speaker 1: dude bye. But don't forget on that way. He's doing
Speaker 1: all the remodeling this ship because it's all entertainment for him.
Speaker 1: He's using the United States to sell his dope. He said,
Speaker 1: he look, stay in the White House, you already stay
Speaker 1: in New York. Respect that because I'm gonna say that
Speaker 1: nigga office next to the Gucci store. I don't know
Speaker 1: you're a new president, but don't get On Thursday, Obama
Speaker 1: Mixtape dropped Downlot Obama, the name of the Obama's mixtapers.
Speaker 1: I want my mouth so it's safety to kiss security
Speaker 1: back from the White House. I want my first month
Speaker 1: and last month rent back that I had to pay
Speaker 1: when I got in the White House. So y'all think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be that bad, Yeah, it's bad. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be We're gonna blow your money. That's what weird. Weird
Speaker 1: because he already every day you on Twitter, he's very angry. Well,
Speaker 1: he wants to be famous. Yeah, he wanted to spam right,
Speaker 1: like an old white lady. And the niggas that's endorsing them.
Speaker 1: They the niggas that's endorsing Donald Trump. They them the
Speaker 1: niggas that don't give a funk whether nugga is saying
Speaker 1: about right, because that's he can't get nobody to perform
Speaker 1: this weekend. You might want to play my mixtape, want
Speaker 1: to go? Nobody want to play? He can't get nobody.
Speaker 1: He called you right now. They had five minutes well,
Speaker 1: he basically had told you that he was racist. He
Speaker 1: basically told you that he that he was Steve Harvey,
Speaker 1: Steve don't man, he just told you, Well, that's the
Speaker 1: same guy cried about Steve. Jim Brown hurt me a
Speaker 1: little Rosa. He put her in the cabinet and Rosa
Speaker 1: the chick from his reality. Which one is him? Well,
Speaker 1: let's see what's one of them black people get up
Speaker 1: on dream and and play joker and get what they
Speaker 1: need to get to help us, because we might it
Speaker 1: might be one of them doing that. Which what do
Speaker 1: you think I could do it? Though? You think Jim
Speaker 1: Brown is the one that's doing that. Jim Brown with him,
Speaker 1: that's right. He think he's getting win him to get
Speaker 1: the Jets to get him back there. That called the body.
Speaker 1: What's the nigger that called the body? Ray Lewis? Ray
Speaker 1: Lewis's he's hiring ray Lewis to hit ass out of here.
Speaker 1: Yon donk ain't crazy years old though he did everything
Speaker 1: but die he out of him over Donkey. You don't
Speaker 1: know what? Yeah, he just had out with is that
Speaker 1: he one of the model Ye mentioned that this was
Speaker 1: in the bad room and the phone rang and it said,
Speaker 1: when he's so good, he's got it. And when I said,
Speaker 1: you see the tiger, Tiger, I's got to happen here
Speaker 1: on y'all better put a lease on this little pature
Speaker 1: little man. Dude, bullies, I had role blades on fun.
Speaker 1: You ain't telling me I was I supposed to get up,
Speaker 1: nig He was putting on the looks for a second.
Speaker 1: Everything I know. He was ruined like na pool. Now
Speaker 1: now you know it was drinking, right, you know that
Speaker 1: he'll just kicked in the people just keep there. The
Speaker 1: drinking was that just got here with the tiger. Heard
Speaker 1: of my life that shout out to shout out to
Speaker 1: see murder. Man, shout out to see murder, and you
Speaker 1: know that's my man right there and see murder. That's what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's see. That's when I mean that. When
Speaker 1: that that's why when I'll be seeing all these rappers
Speaker 1: and these dudes doing all that stuff like that, and
Speaker 1: then you think of somebody like see murder, You see yourself,
Speaker 1: yall bullshit, And if you get money and you're enjoying life,
Speaker 1: just do that. And if you're not gonna do that,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna do the other thing. Really do it.
Speaker 1: Stop bulls all the way. Don't you don't even play
Speaker 1: with it because there ain't no game. Don't be serious
Speaker 1: about that game. So don't do examples of what not
Speaker 1: to do. Right, Yeah, don't do it, man, because the
Speaker 1: day your layoffs today your payoff. You had to put
Speaker 1: your put your sunglasses off. You go, don't drink. You
Speaker 1: gotta shout. You should see theress up. It wasn't pieces
Speaker 1: of sweat, right, y'all gonna see you gotta show everybody
Speaker 1: gonna get another jury. You show it's in the jury.
Speaker 1: But the show he got a shoulder. Now, don't get
Speaker 1: the big pieces. I see what the glasses got to show?
Speaker 1: It's car damn n. What's those? And I got the
Speaker 1: liquor stuff liquor, I got them right there on thirty reason.
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep yours. Yeah, take a piss. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna We got five more minutes and that's it. Man,
Speaker 1: I thought, are you really? Are you really taking a piss?
Speaker 1: Are you going to shoot? You want to come with me?
Speaker 1: I see what it's problem. I see you walking with
Speaker 1: its strong. You go tell much that I know you try.
Speaker 1: Y'all ton't want me to take your ship. That used
Speaker 1: to take your shot with me? What you actually did
Speaker 1: that before? Was a shooter. I'm a different type of name, right,
Speaker 1: I was a shooter, so okay, I was shooting name.
Speaker 1: So when I used to break sick things in your
Speaker 1: look at that. I'm not a shooter. You're you're talking
Speaker 1: about shooting. Yeah, what is that favor? What's your favorite vein?
Speaker 1: What on with your favorite vein? I ain't name you
Speaker 1: shooting comedian. Let me take a pits at least that
Speaker 1: girl walking. This is my real TV man to the room. Man.
Speaker 1: That's the phrase, man, when you get them that Freddie
Speaker 1: mins he's saying, Freddie Mines right there is at a
Speaker 1: few more. Did you spot y'all? Nigger man? Is that
Speaker 1: ship right here? Man? Y'all should be shooting diny side
Speaker 1: of y'all, y'all five six? That's for five six or something.
Speaker 1: He was gonna just somebody go to the licking store
Speaker 1: and get some dice. Man, cut you motherfuck young rich
Speaker 1: niggas out of three four thousand a piece. That nigga
Speaker 1: loaded right there, the one with the beer with the chains,
Speaker 1: one loaded loaded right there. Man. I want to gamble
Speaker 1: with you man, what's that you hit of the game.
Speaker 1: What's the most I hit thirty thirty thousand? That damn
Speaker 1: I'd beat Gerald Leverton, I'll beat geral Vert and uh
Speaker 1: little Court. Yeah you know i'd beat Yeah, got the
Speaker 1: bad bathroom. Yo, listen, let these niggers go craz What
Speaker 1: the bigga thing he beat? You said you beat Joel Vert?
Speaker 1: He said he didn't want thirty thousands of the shooting Dice?
Speaker 1: Shooting Dice? Wait? What yeah? If I've won thirty thousand,
Speaker 1: offer Gerald Invert Kief swear at one time and both
Speaker 1: of them. I know I've won thirty between the both
Speaker 1: of them shooting dice. How about you lost? Oh man,
Speaker 1: A hunted motherfucking Charles Opley beat me out of forty
Speaker 1: thousand one night in the hotel room. How glad you
Speaker 1: gave it to him? Go, you don't mind fight. I
Speaker 1: know you keep his ass. You win at the shot
Speaker 1: ship out of That's the only thing about That's the
Speaker 1: only thing about being black. People don't understand how hard
Speaker 1: it is to be a young a man in America.
Speaker 1: We don't know how hard it is because we're just
Speaker 1: living it. But when you're on the outside looking at
Speaker 1: us that live in America. This is a very hard
Speaker 1: place to live in. But you know what Lost album
Speaker 1: is called filthy America. It's beautiful because they actually everything
Speaker 1: that's bad in America. They're actually picking up everything that's
Speaker 1: good in America. So you just describe that. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I want people walk up to me and they
Speaker 1: say your wrong name, and they get offended because you
Speaker 1: tell them that ain't my name. It's like, would you
Speaker 1: need to com to know I'm not that you like
Speaker 1: black folks to me. I don't get when they don't
Speaker 1: know who you are instead of just asking who you are,
Speaker 1: Like if they don't know what is another comedian say,
Speaker 1: didn't even get a fitting when you said that ain't
Speaker 1: my name? You show your driver's lights and even like
Speaker 1: I don't give them a funk, they know who you are.
Speaker 1: I'm dealing with right now because all the time. People
Speaker 1: call me apps all the time. Yeah, people like, oh,
Speaker 1: my class man, call him we need to jump when
Speaker 1: they come here. Just what you said. They call you
Speaker 1: your diner to dinner. I'm a classic man. Look there
Speaker 1: you gonna he's trying to throw one in, hey man,
Speaker 1: when they do Morgan Freeman's life story. I'm coming to
Speaker 1: get you because you look just like Morgan Freeman. It's
Speaker 1: all good. That's Monde. You look like a cross between
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman, jay Z and the Camel on the City.
Speaker 1: It's all good. Don't tell you look like a between
Speaker 1: Jane Ingle Ne's a Mandela, your Dina and my uber driver.
Speaker 1: You look across between a man in a pig your men. Man,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. That's a good one. Run DMC
Speaker 1: what you love Boots in the backgrounds the callee man
Speaker 1: shout out to jay Z. I love jay Z that ye.
Speaker 1: Let me got. They're doing a lot of great things
Speaker 1: that title, you know what I mean, A lot of
Speaker 1: music behind the scenes we're doing it. But let me
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Yeah, I forgot to show, so
Speaker 1: let me let me I got, what's up with that?
Speaker 1: What's up with that movie? Because you know, I thought
Speaker 1: about it this morning. I wokeome in the morning and
Speaker 1: I said, Dad, because you know, Richard Pride, that's got
Speaker 1: to be hard to play, because you're gonna play because
Speaker 1: that's not just a comedic, bro, Yeah, that is a
Speaker 1: light for all that's serious. Like he was in love
Speaker 1: with a white woman and the men any women but
Speaker 1: in the middle and and and he was still a niggah.
Speaker 1: So he was like the first person to say that
Speaker 1: race don't really matter. Like whoever love you, love him back.
Speaker 1: Come on and now you got you got that role. Explain, explain,
Speaker 1: just explained that a rolling I mean, you know, that's like,
Speaker 1: that's like you know what I mean by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to cut you off and ask you a question,
Speaker 1: but there's no of the person in the world I
Speaker 1: wanted to play that role. I appreciate that man like
Speaker 1: hands down, was like Mike, that is it. But but
Speaker 1: but explain how the process was getting it. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I was I was out and about doing my thing,
Speaker 1: and his wife reached out to me. I don't know,
Speaker 1: the white woe. Yeah, people pride. Jennifer. She reached out
Speaker 1: to me and said that they were doing the film
Speaker 1: about the old man and come and come seeing. She said,
Speaker 1: come up to the house and see him because he
Speaker 1: was still alive. It was still like, oh ship, it's
Speaker 1: been that long the movie has been Yeah, it's been
Speaker 1: a long road man, and it's been a lot of
Speaker 1: set ready and no goals, you know, but it was
Speaker 1: a hell of a process man, you know, Champagne and
Speaker 1: I went. I went to visit him, man, and uh
Speaker 1: it was amazing. Man. It was like it was like
Speaker 1: it was like Crib and Cally. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: if you had to go see Africa bambody exactly. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, that kind of super cool. That's
Speaker 1: a cool bird cool, that's really you don't yeah, like
Speaker 1: you would have to go see cool Hurt for her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was playing cool Hurt. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That would be that would that made me laughing, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean real, real ship cool hurt exactly. Nic and Nicon.
Speaker 1: That's how it felt to me as a comic to
Speaker 1: go see a grand wizard. It was a wizard man.
Speaker 1: It was like I was going to see Yoda straight up,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, now you walk into Crib.
Speaker 1: Is he in a wheelchair at this time? He's in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair. He just got he's got multiple scrossies. So
Speaker 1: that means it's still funny heard already still funny nerve disorder,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So he can't really he
Speaker 1: talked or move that one because the only way he
Speaker 1: could talk to you was through his eyes, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, because he's got multiple scarrossis he he
Speaker 1: could he feel how we feel. But just imagine you
Speaker 1: feel how you feel right now, like you feel you
Speaker 1: can you could talk and so, but you can't move.
Speaker 1: You can't express it only through your eyes. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So when you say something to me,
Speaker 1: you like you know what I mean, might know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, I might blink my eyes or roll
Speaker 1: my eyes. If I don't like something, I might just
Speaker 1: roll my eyes at you. Like funk that ship. You
Speaker 1: know that I was. I had to read that. Some
Speaker 1: days I went up there. He I could tell you
Speaker 1: you want to be bothered. He was looking at me
Speaker 1: like nigga by You know what I mean sometimes when
Speaker 1: I come into when I come in the door, looking
Speaker 1: at look at that. Yeah, so I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: he mean feeling it tonight. And some days I made
Speaker 1: him laughed. You know. His wife said he ain't laughed
Speaker 1: in years. But the days that I came in the
Speaker 1: house and I tried to make him laugh, he wouldn't laugh.
Speaker 1: How did you know if he was laughing, I wasn't
Speaker 1: trying to make him laugh, And I was just being myself,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. When I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: just being regular, and I wasn't trying to make him laugh.
Speaker 1: He was laughing because the little maid walked through because
Speaker 1: he had a maid wipe nun and she parted. Only
Speaker 1: me and him, Only me and him heard it. We're
Speaker 1: sitting there together, she said. And when she said, his
Speaker 1: eyes looked over at me, and I looked at him
Speaker 1: and I said, damn, that as tund like he'd been
Speaker 1: tempered with. And he said, I married Richard. Don't Diana,
Speaker 1: please you to the restaurant. Went to the restaurant. You
Speaker 1: take you You ain't take this chage point Richard was living.
Speaker 1: He would definitely would have been a Noriaga fan. Let's
Speaker 1: make a noise somebody. You know when you called me
Speaker 1: out of the video, I was, but that's the thing
Speaker 1: I was trying to have it. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: You know who is it? Steve Carr, Steve the actual
Speaker 1: director who filmed Next Time and now def Jam I
Speaker 1: finally go plat or do whatever the def jam trying
Speaker 1: to floor us on me. They said, well we're gonna
Speaker 1: get you. Then the Ellis director ever, so I said, well,
Speaker 1: who is that? They said, Steve car I said, I
Speaker 1: don't know that name. They said, that's the nigger that
Speaker 1: didn't next Friday. I said, the next Friday, Yeah, except
Speaker 1: for real. He fel like that, tell him bring Mike Apps.
Speaker 1: I love you for that man, that's rare. And I
Speaker 1: plucked up until the day and they said they got
Speaker 1: Mike Apps. I said, because I'm like, you know, because
Speaker 1: I wanted you to go with a different record at
Speaker 1: the time. But when they said, I said, and I
Speaker 1: was like, because I wanted to feel some shi. We shot,
Speaker 1: I say, we shot was in Santa Monica. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was in Santa Monica. It was also had Alex Tomics
Speaker 1: in there time. I never knew Alex Thomas went on
Speaker 1: tour with n W. Way that motherfucker's been around. I
Speaker 1: ain't know that nigga four years old T K. Kirkland
Speaker 1: was in the n W A video. I just had
Speaker 1: a friend. I just had a friend that was that
Speaker 1: was a guy who was one of snoops, guy named
Speaker 1: Ricky Harris to die played out. He died just recently
Speaker 1: and I didn't know how much work he did here
Speaker 1: nigs on some champagne. Yeah, we might as well question
Speaker 1: who was the dude that hold your jewel? Who me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: only get a hold new Jewish because you changed. You
Speaker 1: had a jury that chained on that for you. Yes,
Speaker 1: I swisched up yesterday, I had gold. No, you had
Speaker 1: on a bathtub topic. You wouldn't respect that. I respected respected.
Speaker 1: Are you from Queens? From Queens? Left brock City, Left
Speaker 1: brack City, Brack City come from? Yes, sir, I had
Speaker 1: a bitch over there. Everybody got over there, and I
Speaker 1: had another plan I had as to work to v L.
Speaker 1: See old life was based on v I m go
Speaker 1: out city. That's in Bronx off the Deacon. I used
Speaker 1: to drive on the taking, see man. Yeah, see I
Speaker 1: was in New York and I looked. I ran around
Speaker 1: all I used to be around Tracy Morgan and all.
Speaker 1: It might started with all of them dudes because I
Speaker 1: wasn't from New York. You know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: we always thought you was from new because you people
Speaker 1: to swag so good. Because that's how I'm a chameleon.
Speaker 1: That's what I asked. What I do it when I'm
Speaker 1: in wrong? My dude? What the Romans do? Because I'm
Speaker 1: an actor? See I learned that young when I was young,
Speaker 1: and because I ain't never been no tough looking motherfucker.
Speaker 1: So motherfucker's would try me because I was like skiing
Speaker 1: at Curlier and she had a bitch lamper. So the
Speaker 1: ugly nigga is gonna whoop my ask. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: a phone this nigga, but ain't know I had a
Speaker 1: lot of heart. So I pull out a cigarette in
Speaker 1: front of it. I'll be nine years old. I pull
Speaker 1: a cigarette out, I started smoking it. So the toughest
Speaker 1: nigga be looking at me like that's a bad man cigarette.
Speaker 1: I've been choking it there. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But that's that's been my thing, man, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And if for motherfucker's see, I'll tell I'll
Speaker 1: tell every motherfucker you're going to Indianapolis when you go
Speaker 1: through that motherfucker asked them niggas about me, They're gonna
Speaker 1: tell you the truth. That's what you do to him.
Speaker 1: You go to his hometown and they're gonna tell them
Speaker 1: your motherfucking as I dare negger to go back and
Speaker 1: check my ship, They're gonna tell you about me and
Speaker 1: be trying to get in your pocket too. God damn
Speaker 1: it her word to guard a lesson. Let me just
Speaker 1: that's how became who I am cracking jokes? And tell him,
Speaker 1: tell him how you successful? Thug? What hap that ship did?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you now you know what you gotta be
Speaker 1: born with that you got to be. You got to
Speaker 1: be really, really a heartless motherfucker to be again, angst
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, and and and when once I got
Speaker 1: in it, I realized that. I said, oh man, my
Speaker 1: mother raised me two nice because I went on a
Speaker 1: robbery with a nigger one time and we went on
Speaker 1: the dominoes and robbed it. Now it was it was
Speaker 1: a uh no, it wasn't a piece of herd. It
Speaker 1: was it was what was it called noble romans. It
Speaker 1: was a piece of plate talk, noble romans. And we
Speaker 1: went in the robbery and to do was Robert was
Speaker 1: nigga n twine As he was robbing the bit and
Speaker 1: after he got the money, he smacked a bit with
Speaker 1: the gun and I said, what you do that right
Speaker 1: in front of the He got mad. He's like, nigga robbery.
Speaker 1: Niggers can't get the most. You can't competing that roll
Speaker 1: the robber. I wasn't a good criminal man nine criminals,
Speaker 1: So I went on a dobbery. One time. We were
Speaker 1: up this nigger named Sean Sean kim bro Man. We
Speaker 1: got on skate mask and while we're robbing the nigga,
Speaker 1: I'm saying my buddy's name. I'm saying, put my head
Speaker 1: right back. And my blady just stopped and looked at me.
Speaker 1: So I can't see his face. All I can see
Speaker 1: in his eyes, in his mouth, he's looking at me.
Speaker 1: Gonna care because I'm saying the nigga's name. After we
Speaker 1: got the nigger in the truck, the niggas snatched the mass.
Speaker 1: I said, you said my name. One time I got robbed.
Speaker 1: Some niggers put me in the trunk. You got wrong,
Speaker 1: You got wrong. Niggers put me in the trunk. I'm
Speaker 1: in the trunk. Ain't a dirty clothes back there. It's
Speaker 1: like Dad, i'd I'm scared, So I'm scared. I was like, boy,
Speaker 1: these niggers, I swear, I'm praying. I hope these niggas
Speaker 1: don't cook. I didn't pray to everybody Jehovah. I got
Speaker 1: about nine different prayers out and did when the niggas
Speaker 1: stopped at to stop sign and they cut the music down.
Speaker 1: This is I don't know. I'm a comedian, and it
Speaker 1: saved my life. I beat on the seat. I was
Speaker 1: like and he said what I said, play it again?
Speaker 1: That jam? That jam like, yeah, he wanted to hit
Speaker 1: it plight. It was that DJ quick black Puzzy damn
Speaker 1: running Hangover, Yeah, wanted to ain't go well, how is that? Man?
Speaker 1: You know what that that movie right there, Nobody knew
Speaker 1: that they was gonna be superstars. I can remember being
Speaker 1: on the set. Nobody knew who Zach was, nobody knew
Speaker 1: nobody knew who them guys was, and they were just
Speaker 1: shooting the movie and having fun and just you know,
Speaker 1: it was just like some some white kids shooting the
Speaker 1: movie after school. And when that movie came out, it
Speaker 1: blew up made everybody's start. When they came back to
Speaker 1: do hang Over three number two, everybody lost their bellies,
Speaker 1: had new cars. Noone had Gucci blowers. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, gets somebody he come back, dude.
Speaker 1: Everybody came back new. But it was cool. You know,
Speaker 1: I played the black guy in the movie. You sold
Speaker 1: the little drugs actually got them funked up and then
Speaker 1: it's the bottom with you popped into the real it's uh,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, I goddamn you time whatever he's going. He
Speaker 1: already we don't have a ship. We just be whiling
Speaker 1: the phone. Hey, this is a great show. Listen, no thing,
Speaker 1: no that couldn't have picked no better nigga. You know why,
Speaker 1: you know why people sometimes they sit back and they say, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, uh, this nigga is cheating because
Speaker 1: he knew these niggas. But if that's a real nigga,
Speaker 1: cheat cold, for me to be a real nigga like
Speaker 1: me and you will be cool whatever, how can you
Speaker 1: cheat that? So if that's what they want to call
Speaker 1: cheating and for me being a real relationship holding relationships
Speaker 1: niggas I want to funk with, then fuck it. Did
Speaker 1: I've been chiefs having thick up to New York trying
Speaker 1: to get your motherfucking money man, And now listen, so
Speaker 1: now this tour, your next stop is well on this tour,
Speaker 1: this next stop is were Little Rock, Arkansas, Rock Arkas.
Speaker 1: What they got a lot of fake gangsters that don't
Speaker 1: don't say, don't listen, that's a few old say that's
Speaker 1: fake that been a little rock. But some of those
Speaker 1: guys are watching cars. They were not killed out saw
Speaker 1: the show was like what this guy he lived his mama?
Speaker 1: What this guy for what he's seen a lot? I've
Speaker 1: been there a lot. I'm gonna say, little rockets for real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but a lot of those guys are now who you
Speaker 1: thought they were maybe on the documentary, but we're telling
Speaker 1: you Little Rock gonna play Little Rock. I love the city.
Speaker 1: They got really to do every yes, every city got
Speaker 1: in and you know what I mean. And that's the thing,
Speaker 1: that's what we have to do. We have to learn
Speaker 1: that as a community, as Black people at Spanish people,
Speaker 1: that we we are really really really showing off for
Speaker 1: each other, you know. And and the reality of it is,
Speaker 1: most of the brothers in the federal prison, a lot
Speaker 1: of them are in there because they were competing with
Speaker 1: another black man in the community, because they weren't even
Speaker 1: doing it for the women. They passed the women, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But they start competing with each
Speaker 1: other and end up catching I'm gonna catch more bodies
Speaker 1: than you. I'm gonna catch you. Yes, a much of ship.
Speaker 1: Now you know it. Don't hit you to you seveny
Speaker 1: years old and and in the federal prison. Man, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And you got deceased on your outdate.
Speaker 1: Ain't no motherfucker outdate, nigger, you got deceased on that motherfucker. Now,
Speaker 1: it's just you know, I got buddy, I got buddies
Speaker 1: the guy deceased on their outdate, and they'd be singing
Speaker 1: church songs on me on the phone to me and everything. Mike,
Speaker 1: I want to sing a song to you. I said, Okay,
Speaker 1: come on this door. He said, dear Lord, I love you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But hey, it goes down.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, young, right, but it be
Speaker 1: spiritual and you don't know it may it may he comfortable.
Speaker 1: You got life, life without parole. Be on the phone
Speaker 1: with you and be talking to you, and said, Mike,
Speaker 1: I want to sing a song to you. I said,
Speaker 1: come on, go ahead and singing. He said, dear Lord,
Speaker 1: love you. I'm talking about chill balls going up on
Speaker 1: my argause. I'm like this, man, I'll never see the
Speaker 1: street again, you know what I mean. So I'll be
Speaker 1: I'll be wanting to stress to the kids, man that
Speaker 1: you know you you you're doing this for Instagram and
Speaker 1: you're doing this to show off and ship like that.
Speaker 1: But you better save yourself because everybody told you know
Speaker 1: life is short, but they never told you you gotta
Speaker 1: prepare for the future because you're sunk around live eighty
Speaker 1: years old and say, damn if I don't know that
Speaker 1: I was gonna live this far. How to work like
Speaker 1: a motherfucker's I ain't got no social security coming in
Speaker 1: no kind of way, you know what I'm saying. To
Speaker 1: be there, old, you gotta be happy. Look, you better
Speaker 1: make a good relationship with your kids and all them youngsters,
Speaker 1: because you're gonna need somebody to wipe your ass when
Speaker 1: you get old. You'd be surprised. Who want to put
Speaker 1: you in the nurse on You're sitting around and one
Speaker 1: of your kids be like, send it after the nurse
Speaker 1: and you can't even talk you old you look player,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell dance nothing. I'm a big fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been watching you for years. I work with you, bro.
Speaker 1: I love your shirt too. I got one of you.
Speaker 1: Got all this rock that you're missing one want to
Speaker 1: miss the getting black. Got to put the biggest small
Speaker 1: ass on the ball. You don't have that was something like,
Speaker 1: you know you're missing that. What did you get that
Speaker 1: hospital shirt? The same place you got that? Goddamn, I'm
Speaker 1: a classic man. Why do you get that shirt from
Speaker 1: your shirt like? You needs some lotions on it? Look ashy?
Speaker 1: Yeah you got Coco mo Nery? You get Coco Mover.
Speaker 1: We need Coco the Nery. Hey, why does you look
Speaker 1: like brooms? Call your auntie? Kiss me? Syt been your daddy,
Speaker 1: but I didn't have changed for a five? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? I know your mom is you put a
Speaker 1: puss on hip so you're gonna make money on the side. Herry,
Speaker 1: your lips is so big you can whispering your own ear.
Speaker 1: You know you didn't have to make you Mama wars
Speaker 1: Henry Grehound is looking for you. They said that says
Speaker 1: you jumped off the side of the bus. Okay, so no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to make sure bad to you, Dina. Herry,
Speaker 1: What you think about, what you think about, what you
Speaker 1: think about Orlando Brown? What you think about the little
Speaker 1: brother Orlando Brown? Because I'll be watching a hilarious because
Speaker 1: I think it's something y'all slipped him with Malia, So
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to him. He got high
Speaker 1: you go. I think he slipped this do something like
Speaker 1: he puts him in the drake. Now he put it
Speaker 1: in the drake. Let's do it. Yeah, I think he
Speaker 1: got hotro. What about soldier boy? I saw him working
Speaker 1: over there playing let's get physical. I want to get
Speaker 1: the physical. I was, he's a fool, he's the gate
Speaker 1: stone and alcohol Instagram Instagram and then reaching to on
Speaker 1: Instagram was black youngster, black youngster, nobody got my money
Speaker 1: in black y'allster. But he went to the Wells Fargo
Speaker 1: withdrawing out two and he blew up every since after that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he was I don't know where you get the
Speaker 1: money from. And it was like, YO, gotta said, go
Speaker 1: ahead and get it. I got you. Well, I can
Speaker 1: tell you this is motherfucking much. Okay, James ain'tlet called
Speaker 1: me James, and I gave my bes. Do you know
Speaker 1: what's crazy? These dudes don't even know who that here,
Speaker 1: nor do Nord went to high school, he laughed, They
Speaker 1: ain't got don't go on that fake r M Seattle.
Speaker 1: You get jammed out to jail, rest in pieces. You
Speaker 1: goddamn kip us on the phone, were gonna put the
Speaker 1: groom back together, he Henry, if you don't take that
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Speaker 1: So No, I want to ask you some real hip
Speaker 1: hop questions. Let's go, let's go. You're ready to go,
Speaker 1: ready to rap beef? Now, shoot, niggas, go ahead, get
Speaker 1: it a week. Do you remember do you remember who Granddaddy?
Speaker 1: Are you? That's my favorite rapper ever? I knew a
Speaker 1: girl named Kenya All the Stick that's my favorite rapp Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let me drop another one on you right here. What
Speaker 1: about what about Joe sky Love? I don't really know him.
Speaker 1: See what I'm saying, break it down for us, Joe
Speaker 1: sky Love. That's a New York rapper right there, Joski Love?
Speaker 1: What about what about Tea? Yeah? Story from Yeah, I
Speaker 1: definitely got lost right there. Yeah, but you knew that
Speaker 1: the rocket Okay, what about that? Uh? What about that? Uh?
Speaker 1: What about that? Uh? Straight out of motherfucking uh that
Speaker 1: Freddie Fox Bumpy. I'm saying, but I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: The truth. That's the truth right there. See, I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna say because everybody expecting me to say somebody whodini
Speaker 1: and all that. Yeah, not, No, you gotta say because
Speaker 1: you got to talk about the dudes who name some
Speaker 1: new school ship, some new school ship any region area.
Speaker 1: That nigga. I like that nigga kent set on it,
Speaker 1: you know, I man, you ever heard on it? Put out?
Speaker 1: That's his name, m John. But why are you just
Speaker 1: said kids set on it? Yeah, that's the name of
Speaker 1: the song. You know what sist? You know, when you
Speaker 1: can't play that ship, they ain't got all that. It's hard.
Speaker 1: Let come over. That nigga is hard. Yeah, I'm like him,
Speaker 1: and I like I like that. I like that young nigga.
Speaker 1: I like all that black you know, soldier front the
Speaker 1: hood do I like? So? No, man, soldier boy. I
Speaker 1: try to DM and and he wouldn't talk to me back.
Speaker 1: I was trying to tell him, man, stop playing for
Speaker 1: somebody around really get killed, because what happens he is,
Speaker 1: Does it be the dudes that's around that it's from
Speaker 1: the hood for real, they get involved in it. The
Speaker 1: extra dudes. No, yah, the dudes that really do it,
Speaker 1: they be right like this. Yeah, and now you got
Speaker 1: them niggas. Once that niggas got them mad. Yeah, now
Speaker 1: once them niggas go. Now your bullshit. But the Soldier
Speaker 1: Boy was a real nigga. He did. That's how the
Speaker 1: streets work. A real nigga get up on the nigga
Speaker 1: that he knows it ain't that and be like, you
Speaker 1: will get your bit ass out of here. If you're
Speaker 1: a real nigga, you got to go. That's how Pop was.
Speaker 1: He was a real nigga. You know, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: honest what I'm saying. They ain't gonna get up on you.
Speaker 1: And that's how that ship is. That's a real ship.
Speaker 1: You know how. I'm most invited guest this Tupac still
Speaker 1: still be hitting Tuba, Cuba. Don't get him in Cuba.
Speaker 1: You very you was in California, love, No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker. But listen, I feel like
Speaker 1: you are deeply routed in California. Roots. It's park in Cuba. Man.
Speaker 1: The nigga spirit, the niggas spirit was so strong you
Speaker 1: believe he's a lie. His spirit was stronger than his flesh.
Speaker 1: Wow's what I'm saying. So you you that that's real ship.
Speaker 1: The flesh ain't ship. His spirit was so strong that
Speaker 1: you ain't got to see him. You don't have to
Speaker 1: see him physically. He's still alive for shall I swear?
Speaker 1: When you look at that nigger and you listen to
Speaker 1: his music, sometimes he's feels like he's still around. He doesn't.
Speaker 1: He's starting there with young thug. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They don't look like he ever left. But don't put
Speaker 1: him with young cup. Just let's put him with somebody.
Speaker 1: Don't put him. I'm just saying, yeah, that's but yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of Hay, we're too old to be involved with
Speaker 1: these young routs. I just know the songs. I live
Speaker 1: in Atlanta. You know, I'm like a street and all
Speaker 1: you are right, I'm like a hustle Simmons type dude
Speaker 1: on the streets and tell us who whoever you broke
Speaker 1: in the business. We have break futures. We broke all trouble, trouble,
Speaker 1: We broke a little hot rest in peace. I can
Speaker 1: name a bunch of people broke. You know. I'm on
Speaker 1: the outcast scenes, kind of real body of work. That's
Speaker 1: why I missed, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. In Atlanta, Henry Welsh's love by the strippers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I work in the strip st work. Yeah, little all
Speaker 1: the streets. If you go to Atlanta and I'll be
Speaker 1: standing with Henry and it'd be a nigger that. I said, Henry,
Speaker 1: who's that nigga right there? Henry said all that getting
Speaker 1: money like that and he got shooters too. He know
Speaker 1: all the info. Now, I just know what we was
Speaker 1: in Texas. So we're hanging out. We're walking down the streets.
Speaker 1: You know, Mike Ups international superstar. So I was sudden
Speaker 1: with see this dude name red dread Mike Guls, What
Speaker 1: the hell is he doing down here? He said, get
Speaker 1: some weak to get him away from us. But he
Speaker 1: didn't know, like this is the plug, this is the guy.
Speaker 1: He from Atlanta where he was in the holiday and
Speaker 1: text with them in Mexico. He was like, you know
Speaker 1: what he was involved in? I know, but you see
Speaker 1: a lot of being a criminal. It didn't matter him.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something. A lot of times
Speaker 1: on nigga catch a case and won't tell you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I didn't really going on. You don't know that
Speaker 1: I haven't told you about I trusted the nigga. I'm
Speaker 1: a genius. I told you that. Check my resume. This
Speaker 1: conversation is being recorded, guys. Yeah, but I'm feeling genius
Speaker 1: because me and him, we me and him selling ounces.
Speaker 1: Man were selling ounces. Yeah, I got two three fives
Speaker 1: to get rid of right now. I'll send him three
Speaker 1: ounces of a week, and he used to sell them. Yea,
Speaker 1: that's any mail. That's I get paid for my comedy
Speaker 1: of cushion. The mail he's selling Nixon dies. You are
Speaker 1: to see. One day I'm over this house and a
Speaker 1: lady came and coped some weed from this bitch had
Speaker 1: laundry and kids in the car, about six keys in
Speaker 1: the back seat. I love her food stamps and everything. See,
Speaker 1: that's what I like about That's what I like about
Speaker 1: real life. I just I like anybody who can live
Speaker 1: with who can live with live with themselves, no matter
Speaker 1: what I tell humans all the time. That's that's one
Speaker 1: of the things that control your destination in your life.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Your health and everything is
Speaker 1: is about how you feel about how another motherfucker feel
Speaker 1: about you. That's what Instagram is about, is how does
Speaker 1: another motherfucker feel about you? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Because people say some foul ship on Instagram to you know,
Speaker 1: you be in a good mood and you post a
Speaker 1: picture and sometimes they tell you some ship you don't
Speaker 1: want to hear, but you needed to hear. Sometimes I'll
Speaker 1: be reading my comments and the motherfucker say some ship
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, man, I want to cust this
Speaker 1: nigg out, but damn that nigga did say some real ship.
Speaker 1: I respect that. Respect that. Yeah, you got ten motherfuckers
Speaker 1: who told you all man, you swagged out, you looking cool,
Speaker 1: you're playing, and then the nigga nigga get on there
Speaker 1: and said, nigga, you old Mike, you washed up, you
Speaker 1: need to get your life together. I'll be like, I
Speaker 1: be wanting to say something back band and the nigga,
Speaker 1: I can't taking this thing. I don't even know who
Speaker 1: the with a shirt like that though, You're like, you
Speaker 1: work at the loundon back. So that's that's about the
Speaker 1: out of your hairline. And the minute you're going to
Speaker 1: start washing your face wearing here you salute like this,
Speaker 1: you can't like your hand is on the now. Mike
Speaker 1: comes with the realis though. That's one thing I gotta respect.
Speaker 1: I've been around his whole family and everything, so we'll
Speaker 1: just see what him ain't that faith and I just
Speaker 1: where to God. I'm just as scared as everybody else,
Speaker 1: because that's all it is a bunch of scared mother
Speaker 1: the whole world is scared. That's why they act in
Speaker 1: the way they act. Everybody's scared. I'm telling you some
Speaker 1: real ships. As you said, motherfucker going Instagram and started
Speaker 1: trying to do some crazy ships to get some attention.
Speaker 1: Something that's scaredy in his own thoughts, and they whether
Speaker 1: it's something scared that somebody ain't gonna pay attention to
Speaker 1: me or nothing. But you just have to learn how
Speaker 1: to enjoy your own life, inside of your life, and
Speaker 1: all the attention that you want, it's just gonna come
Speaker 1: to you automatically, because that's how attention is. If you
Speaker 1: notice that attention is paying attention to you, attention won't
Speaker 1: pay attention to you. No more attention down like the No,
Speaker 1: that's real. Ship. I tell you because I tell I
Speaker 1: tell my daughters, because I got teenage daughters and I
Speaker 1: tell them all the time. I said, stop looking to
Speaker 1: see if you lose and weight, because your your body
Speaker 1: and know that your body will be like, oh there's
Speaker 1: big things. You're doing. Something you look in the mirror
Speaker 1: in the morning. You ain't going back to the gym. Damn.
Speaker 1: All that I did show ain't because you gotta. Because
Speaker 1: it's just got to be a lifestyle. With anything, you
Speaker 1: can't pay attention to it. It's got to be something
Speaker 1: you just do, like you scratch your face. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, consistency. Did you just do it? It's
Speaker 1: like and the results come from that instead of because
Speaker 1: everybody that's trying to do they're monitoring it the whole
Speaker 1: time they're doing it. I'm a monitor everything. That's like
Speaker 1: posting a picture and looking at the comments. You can't
Speaker 1: look at the comments. You just gotta post a picture
Speaker 1: and if the numbers ain't right, of people liking it,
Speaker 1: erased it like I don't like what's going on. I
Speaker 1: can tell you this, and in these youngsters to another thing,
Speaker 1: you're annoying and a lot of them, A lot of
Speaker 1: the youngsters out there, they are not acknowledging God. They
Speaker 1: don't know that strength, the real strength and everything that
Speaker 1: you do is God. There's a few other guys, Kevin Gates,
Speaker 1: a couple of them, dudes like that. You could tell
Speaker 1: the God fearing, Because if a nigger don't fear that
Speaker 1: there's a bigger spirit than him, he gonna he gonna,
Speaker 1: he's gonna destruct. Man. You know what I'm saying. If
Speaker 1: young they got that, if the nigga got choppers and
Speaker 1: all that ship and showing them and all that ship,
Speaker 1: guess what we know you buy polar The next time
Speaker 1: I see you on Instagram, I want you on there
Speaker 1: talking about guying. Repent nigger. You just to show us
Speaker 1: all that motherfucker not worth for guns and shot on Instagram,
Speaker 1: repent on Instagram to let's give us a whole story
Speaker 1: of who you are. That Guess what, not only do
Speaker 1: you think you're invistible that that guess what you know
Speaker 1: that there's something greater than yourself nigga on this planet.
Speaker 1: That's a strength right there. And it took me a
Speaker 1: long time to understand that. Being a good person and
Speaker 1: a nice person is a real strength. That not being evil.
Speaker 1: That's the that's the fit, that's the scared motherfucker. That's
Speaker 1: all those all these little young rappers, they're scared. So
Speaker 1: if I'm scared of you, I'm amos. I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to scare you off by showing you what I'll do. Man,
Speaker 1: I come on, man, you ain't supposed to show the ship. Definitely,
Speaker 1: that ship looked like it looks like they got fake guns.
Speaker 1: Them guns don't look real on there, but they are.
Speaker 1: But but the reason why they look like they fake
Speaker 1: guns is because it's fake kids with the guns. It
Speaker 1: look like their toys and a little nigga's you know,
Speaker 1: they shoot motherfucker's up and ship and then they in
Speaker 1: the and they in the prison crying at three in
Speaker 1: the morning. You hear them in there all day, little
Speaker 1: nigga been running around there talking about I like prison
Speaker 1: foods and talking ship. And then later on that night
Speaker 1: they'd be crying and you come down then, man, what's
Speaker 1: going on? Man? Oh, mutic I just don't know what's
Speaker 1: don't know what you didn't kill five people on the
Speaker 1: street and then gets over with you know what do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you might as well got them to settle, and like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, you might as well, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you might as well gone and sudle in man and
Speaker 1: just be inspiration to some other little young dude that
Speaker 1: come in here until your time is up. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, that's your job now. But they don't
Speaker 1: understand you. See Gucci Man, I love Gucci Man, that
Speaker 1: nigga Winny and yep and whatever happened, it made him.
Speaker 1: I had a buddy that was in Florida that was
Speaker 1: in prisoned with him. They said, Man, I said, what
Speaker 1: Gucci Man doing? He said, man, walking around with a
Speaker 1: Bible when his in Because that's how real it is.
Speaker 1: And then we entertainers, we can't be sitting up laying
Speaker 1: up in a penitentiary with a motherfucker is hungry that
Speaker 1: then't killed everybody in the world and you and they're
Speaker 1: trying to convince him that you're a good nigger, and
Speaker 1: he looking at you like a state like, man, what
Speaker 1: you doing in here with me? You're crazy? The mother,
Speaker 1: Me and t I talk all the time. I had
Speaker 1: to tell him, Man, hey man, they're trying to trick us. Man.
Speaker 1: They already tricked you. A couple of times they Yeah,
Speaker 1: they tricked you. The niggers a half at your ass
Speaker 1: out here, ready to kill something, and then you have
Speaker 1: to lay up independent gentry. And I had to fight
Speaker 1: it every day. And I'm forty some years old. People
Speaker 1: walk up to me and say and do Nigga walked
Speaker 1: up to me at the wal Wrings the other day
Speaker 1: and just put his hand on my neck like there
Speaker 1: and said, day dad, what you're doing? He said? What?
Speaker 1: He said? What you got a problem with it? I said, Man,
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I said, many, Come on, man,
Speaker 1: what what what would I do to you? Know? I'm
Speaker 1: just a fan. But but see that's the ship that
Speaker 1: don't nobody see me deal with you. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I could have went on the wrestle with and and
Speaker 1: uh sneaked that knife out of my pockets and stabbed
Speaker 1: me into death. But I didn't. He want to do
Speaker 1: nothing of that. I'm trying to talk my way out
Speaker 1: of that motherfucker, man, because it's that easy. Get funked
Speaker 1: up out here. I'm gonna start preaching when I get
Speaker 1: done with this comedy ship. I can get a church
Speaker 1: full of old people, old people like me. The more
Speaker 1: people like me, nor let's get a church together. That
Speaker 1: nigga ain't gonna show up, show up because that's see,
Speaker 1: that's another nigga. That nigga right there is that. That
Speaker 1: nigga is annoy it. He's annoying it. O. D B
Speaker 1: was annoying it. It was a bunch of people that
Speaker 1: was annoying it. Man. You know blessed from God, but
Speaker 1: you sa annoying it. You told my blessed, super super
Speaker 1: blessed ain't supposed to be here, no kind of way
Speaker 1: for him a fashion. And you see innocent people die
Speaker 1: every day and the motherfucker this rotten like myself and
Speaker 1: many more lived to eighty to ninety years or a reason,
Speaker 1: and you'd be sitting this nigga, I want to die
Speaker 1: with you. I'm gonna die bad ship you did when
Speaker 1: you was a kid. I'm a bad man, A great
Speaker 1: preacher in the movie. Yeah, I'm going back to you.
Speaker 1: Your spirit. I just I'm a great I'm a great
Speaker 1: I'm a great spirit. You're a great spirit. When your
Speaker 1: birthday said him A six, you're fucking virgo real. That's
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson, that's Prince Beyonce. That's something that's right na na,
Speaker 1: come on, make ar broke it down. I'm a motherfucker scorpio.
Speaker 1: So you're either gonna like me or you not. That's
Speaker 1: o tobal If you like meious, what's what's what's what?
Speaker 1: What's what's that? Ship you Scorpio two? Okay, okay, bax whatever?
Speaker 1: Remember for the gm mother Gemini up yea. Good people.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying them is strong spirits right there. Man,
Speaker 1: all of the spirit, all of the all of the
Speaker 1: things is we just we just gotta all just love
Speaker 1: each other. Man. And this show right here, this is
Speaker 1: this is what you call a therapeutic show. So I've
Speaker 1: been going for the show right here has the ability
Speaker 1: to win Grammys and Emmies because this is the direct
Speaker 1: opposite of what Dr Phil is doing. There's no but
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. But see what I'm saying, you
Speaker 1: are your Phil. I'm a nigga doctor fair and that's
Speaker 1: can't tell you, Mike, that's what niggas tell you. Give me.
Speaker 1: I get the Holy goal. Goddamnit, You're the only Just
Speaker 1: keep reaching your your wife. You are scared of your wife.
Speaker 1: Don't point at me. You are scared of your wife.
Speaker 1: Set him away. I love my wife. That's how you're
Speaker 1: supposed to be, and that's gonna keep you out of
Speaker 1: everything anything what I'm saying. But I wouldn't see with
Speaker 1: that in the schill. Yeah, Michelle kept it and let's see.
Speaker 1: That's that. That's that maturity right there. The nigger started
Speaker 1: acknowledging all parts of everything around, right, and get out
Speaker 1: of them mentality. That's right because he was a pimp
Speaker 1: at one time. I tried, and again, if you wasn't
Speaker 1: born with it, you can't pull it off. And I
Speaker 1: tried to pimp some bitchiness. I had some business at
Speaker 1: the hotel. I had my cousin and this other little
Speaker 1: white bitch Pomo Indiana, and I slapped my cousin and
Speaker 1: she slapped me back back, and I said, I'm the
Speaker 1: pil I ended up on both of them, did to
Speaker 1: somebody fool man, ain't receipts and all kinds of ship
Speaker 1: on me. I said, I quit this. I don't want
Speaker 1: to do this ship that sucked me when I first
Speaker 1: moved to New York. Man, that ship sucked me up. Man,
Speaker 1: I swear I got off the bus and port authority.
Speaker 1: First time I've been in New York. I got off
Speaker 1: the bus and Port authority. It was in nine and
Speaker 1: I didn't know nobody I was. I had a manager.
Speaker 1: He was a Jewish manager named Dave Cleming. He came
Speaker 1: t K. Kirkland hooked me up with Dave Cleming. That
Speaker 1: was his manager. I went up there to meet Dave.
Speaker 1: He said Dave was with the Jewish mafia. I went
Speaker 1: up there. Dave was looked like, look Danny DeVito. He
Speaker 1: was outside. I said, this ain't no mo Jewish mother.
Speaker 1: But I'll never forget man. I'm moving to New York.
Speaker 1: And I went in the club. And I've seen Tracy Morgan,
Speaker 1: and I've seen Dave Chappelle, I've seen and from from
Speaker 1: my eyes coming from Indiana, and I've seen all of
Speaker 1: these niggas on TV. It was a different thing for
Speaker 1: me because I was a nigga coming from my hometown,
Speaker 1: and what I was going off of was people around
Speaker 1: me telling me that I was funny. These was niggas
Speaker 1: who was really in the business. They they was funny.
Speaker 1: But I had that moment that I had to come
Speaker 1: around these niggas and say, guess what, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I'm really funny, right, now unless I'm man.
Speaker 1: When I got on the stage, I was different. That's
Speaker 1: what made me different from everybody in New York. Because
Speaker 1: everybody in New York was going on stage and talk
Speaker 1: about Jamaicans and subways and Puerto Ricans and Themnicans with
Speaker 1: no socks on, and they was all the same. I
Speaker 1: would go up on stage on stage and talk about
Speaker 1: that country ship and it made me different in New York.
Speaker 1: But boy, I'll tell you, I had to fight all
Speaker 1: the time, you know what I mean, because they was
Speaker 1: as soon as motherfucker found out I went from New York,
Speaker 1: they was trying me. I used to be in the tunnel,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I used to go to
Speaker 1: the tunnel on all that ship. This is would have
Speaker 1: been the essos man withs on on the night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: motherfucking nails. I just go the nails on Tuesday tonight.
Speaker 1: I used to go to Oh Man, I used to
Speaker 1: go to Goddamn and Chads and Wilson's Honeysuckles West. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of that one. That was that was that
Speaker 1: was that was like on send me something in Broadway,
Speaker 1: China what they call it. That's also the Chinese nigga.
Speaker 1: That's the Mr. Leia Chinese nigga Shadows. Remember club Shadows.
Speaker 1: That's that's still that's still popping right now. Shut that's
Speaker 1: the old don't come, that's the old And that's the
Speaker 1: old nigga palace right now, it's the old ship right there,
Speaker 1: club shadows. The thing you can see a nigga, dude
Speaker 1: is the nigga deny his his age. I don't get
Speaker 1: a funk about it. Nigger trying to be a young nigga. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to fit in with the young niggas. Nigga.
Speaker 1: You you you know you came from slick ricking off
Speaker 1: the is your best concert exactly? One of the motheruck
Speaker 1: they got slick wick Uh, Douggy Fresh, Big Daddy came. Man,
Speaker 1: their motherfucker shows is off the hook. They actually cold
Speaker 1: it in the young shows. You know what you're gonna
Speaker 1: get to the young show. So now let me ask
Speaker 1: you that fight. What you because Indiana's not considered the
Speaker 1: East coast, that's the midwest, Midwest. So now Chicago's a
Speaker 1: little brother. We can get to Chicago and Iron had exactly.
Speaker 1: So now you get these roles. Uh So, now what
Speaker 1: happens after that, when you go back to to your
Speaker 1: hometown as these people they are they proud of you
Speaker 1: or they're saying, okay, they I suked around and let them.
Speaker 1: Uh um, they suked around and we got acquainted with me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's how it is. I
Speaker 1: tell kids, I think you leave hometown, you stayed the
Speaker 1: funk away from that motherfucker come trying to be robbing hood.
Speaker 1: It's cool, you know what I mean? And the Bible
Speaker 1: would say, no, man is a honor in his own hometown.
Speaker 1: So it's hard in hometown for me. I go back
Speaker 1: to hometown, it's tough because it's you know, you've got
Speaker 1: people who know you, you know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 1: they can't accept that you actually grew. No, they can't,
Speaker 1: And you can't give them enough. You can give them
Speaker 1: everything that you have and it's never enough because what
Speaker 1: they want from you you can't give them. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: always be with me, motherfucker. So yeah, you as an artist,
Speaker 1: you always feel guilty about having famous success and money
Speaker 1: and and doing good for yourself because somebody else can't
Speaker 1: have it. But I tell people all the time, you
Speaker 1: take that up with God, because I can't make you
Speaker 1: rich or happy. And whatever is for me is for me.
Speaker 1: It's my mother and if I can give it to
Speaker 1: you makes a noise to put out. I know, I gotta,
Speaker 1: I know, I gotta. I gotta see you out because
Speaker 1: TC is my man. By the way, Na Seawan TC.
Speaker 1: But you're about to take on this richer prior roll. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is this the most complicated role you ever had? Not? Really?
Speaker 1: I am you just felt like you got you guys
Speaker 1: haven't started shooting at all, No, man, because Lee Daniels
Speaker 1: is the director, and he is really successful Empire, and
Speaker 1: he's got the new show Stars. Make sure y'all go
Speaker 1: to watch Stars Empire. You know what I mean. Lee
Speaker 1: Daniels is an incredible director who's in charge of the
Speaker 1: script or charge of the movie. So when he gets
Speaker 1: ready to shoot it, I'm gonna be ready to shoot it.
Speaker 1: Until then, I'm in a new movie with Bruce Willis
Speaker 1: called Death Wish. It's an old trilogy of Charles Bronson
Speaker 1: movies called Death Wish. Bruce Willis is playing Charles Bronson,
Speaker 1: and I'm playing a doctor in the movie. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, I'm playing a doctor in the movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't play a lot of characters. I didn't play
Speaker 1: yeah as a doctor or no. I don't get respect that.
Speaker 1: Let's make some noise. I don't because because there's you know,
Speaker 1: there's a business side to me too, as well as
Speaker 1: an artist side and the food side that I have
Speaker 1: to maintain. And like I said, I produced, Uh, Meet
Speaker 1: the Blacks, the movie Meet the Blacks. We put it
Speaker 1: together and we had we had a lot of great
Speaker 1: artists in it, you know what I mean. We had
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson, Charlie mur her feet, Charlie Murphy, you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of comedians, a little duval. The white girl
Speaker 1: in there too. Because the white girl, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: even know this. It was a foul I know. Do
Speaker 1: you come to the white base then? But you know
Speaker 1: what it's about, Tom niggas get a chance to not
Speaker 1: to remember the white people's names. Let's make some noise.
Speaker 1: The girl was Spanish. Her name is her name is lou. Uh.
Speaker 1: Look what the fun is that I saw? I saw
Speaker 1: the movie. She's beautiful. Listen, She's like let him go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's beautiful. I mean, look, I've given a lot of
Speaker 1: girls opportunities I gave I told c that's the girl
Speaker 1: right there. You know what I mean? That was your
Speaker 1: she's been clowning. I remember Rick Ross's first Rick Ross
Speaker 1: was on the the they did the video for the
Speaker 1: song to Treat a record. Rick Ross was on the
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Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about. That's fantastic first
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Speaker 1: I like that. I like that. I like this pay
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Speaker 1: some point. He's cutting the blunts. He is keeping everything
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Speaker 1: back in the day. I'm sorry that p Tentry. Ye
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Speaker 1: I made it out of all of that, even fell
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Speaker 1: the Hills well physically his name with the hugs conversations
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Speaker 1: Oh the cool I'm debating with him that which Troy ain't.
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Speaker 1: can they tell me, y'all a start. I'm just trying
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