WEBVTT - Miss Tori Travels 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:14.760 Misspelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. It is August, 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:16.959 and I don't think I've ever been so excited for 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:21.040 it to be August because that means summer is almost over. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:24.360 Oh my gosh. As a mom of five, I couldn't 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:28.120 wait for summer to get here. I was so excited. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:33.680 And I think predominantly because there's okay. So here's my thing. 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:37.320 Although I wake up really early us. I used to 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:40.279 be like a late sleeper, like worked really hard when 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:41.879 I was filming nine o two and zero and like 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.959 we would have four am calls crazy early. But then 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:46.920 on the weekends, I was that girl that could sleep 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:50.520 till like one o'clock. Oh gosh, could sleep so well. 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:52.960 And then once I had kids, it's just that like 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:59.320 internal maternal clock. I just wake up like five six am. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.400 But I'm not a get out of better. And they 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:07.440 say that when you wake up, you're supposed to it's 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:10.399 your body saying it's time to literally get up, and 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:12.639 you're supposed to like get up and go and do something. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.880 But I will wake up, but I will just lay 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:20.399 in bed and just like talk to myself in my 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:23.120 head for like hours. It's probably it's probably not a 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.560 good thing. It's like my built in like therapy session 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:30.039 doesn't end well. But that notion of being able to 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:33.240 wake up and just lay there is really nice during 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.360 the summer because the kids, on the other hand, they 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:38.520 are still young, so they'll sleep like all day during summer. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:40.920 But knowing that we have to wake up at like 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:43.800 six am and get back to that grind, that schedule 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:47.080 of school always throws me off because then I literally 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:50.640 have to physically get up and get everyone out the door. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:02:00.120 But summer has been long, Oh my gosh, because at 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.440 least when they're on a schedule, I have a little 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:05.440 bit of like my life back. But then when I'm 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:09.760 just with them twenty four to seven, and I don't 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.160 know about moms out there and dads probably agree with me. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:17.400 But they eat more during the summer because they're always home. 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:21.760 They're not like those set meals like breakfast, like school lunch, dinner. 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:26.040 It's just like constant snacking. So your fridge is always 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:31.119 just like looks like it's just been ravaged and it's 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:36.119 a tough one. So it's August, which means they're going 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:41.639 back to school next week. Next week. Yeah, I'm really excited. 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:46.320 I am really excited to get back to that school schedule. 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:53.000 So summer we are on a vacation. We had like 0:02:53.320 --> 0:03:00.200 our summer vacation and it's been beautiful and amazing, but 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:05.000 it's challenging. I feel like going on a vacation with 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:10.720 kids of so many varying ages. So I have eighteen, seventeen, thirteen, twelve, 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.560 and eight, and when they're little, you can just like 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.200 play with them in the pool and hang out, but 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:21.960 varying degrees. There's like so much there's so much teen 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:26.120 drama going on, like it follows you to vacation, and 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:29.640 then you know there's like the boys at the pool 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.880 and the girls are like snapping them, like give them 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:36.640 my snap, and it's just it's been a lot. But 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:40.280 my eight year old as amazing as our vacation has been, 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:43.400 and we're so grateful to be able to take a vacation. 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.680 But he said to me, today is our last day. 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:50.920 And he said, he said, Mom, you know what I 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:54.120 really wish, And I said what He said that I 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:57.320 could just stay in the hotel room all day and 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.640 I go, but you're on vacation. You can do that 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:04.560 at home. And he said, Mom, I have been sitting 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:09.120 in the sun at the pool for seven days. I 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:14.440 was like, poor guy. Yeah, but I tell you I'm 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:17.520 really tired too, so I was like, yeah, I guess 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:21.279 we could just stay in. So I think my new 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:25.840 rule of thumb for like next vacation is I will 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:30.160 just get a big screen with like tropical backgrounds and 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:36.960 it'll be showing like the beach in the ocean, and 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:39.640 they could just stay on their phones in a room 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:45.520 with that, like I it would cost less. I think 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.280 that's gonna be my new rule of thumb if you 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:52.159 guys had any like creepy hotel stories, because I was 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.240 just thinking of this this morning when I woke up. 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.080 So my body internally just wakes up. And I don't 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:58.680 know about you, but my body wakes up at the 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.880 same time every single day. So it wakes up at 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:05.400 three thirty three am, which they say three is like 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.240 the witching hour. I don't know what that means, but 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.440 I think there's some theory about why our bodies wake 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.480 up at the three o'clock hour, but I don't really 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:19.520 know it. And I wake up at six eighteen. I 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.000 should probably look this up because it probably means something. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:25.280 So every single day it's like Groundhog's Day. I wake 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.880 up at three thirty three am and six eighteen. Well, 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:30.680 I wake up at other times during the night because 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:33.400 now I'm old, So I pee during the night a lot, 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:35.880 not like pe like not like pee the better or anything, 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.360 but like I have to get up and go pee. 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:42.360 And I think that's just like an age thing. I mean, 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.440 not like I'm old, but like I just my bladder 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.400 holds less. Or maybe because I've had five kids. It 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.920 could just be that. I like saying that that sounds better, 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:54.160 it makes you sound younger. But yeah, what was my point. 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.760 Oh so when I woke up at six eighteen this morning, 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:00.440 I was remembering because I was looking at the I 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.279 was like, oh, we're so lucky to be in this 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:05.839 amazing hotel. And then I was just thinking how unnatural 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:12.240 hotels are because people you don't know, it's just like 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:16.719 they're turning over people staying in a hotel room over 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:20.880 and over and over again, and it just it doesn't 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:25.440 feel or seem natural in any way. And I was 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.280 thinking about the creepiest hotel story I ever had, and 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.960 it was one time when Dean and I were together. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:35.240 We were in Toronto and we were filming and we 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.880 went and stayed. We had like two days off, so 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.960 we're like, oh, let's go stay at this this amazing 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:44.479 like Victorian hotel or something. So we went and stayed 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.200 at this hotel and I think it was me and 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:50.320 Dean and my dog and it was like the most 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:54.480 prestigious like hotel in Toronto and old school and beautiful, 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.840 and we were like, okay, we've been working hard, like, 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.279 let's just we ordered in room service and we were 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:03.679 going to watch a movie. And I'm not even sure 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:08.600 how we found it, but we found a toe plot twist. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:10.920 Didn't see that one coming? Did you or hear that 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:18.440 one coming? We literally found like a severed big toe 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:21.880 in the oh I remember the story now. So it 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:28.080 was me and Dean and my dog Muso, and Muso 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.520 found something and we were laying in bed watching a 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:33.560 movie and we just finished dinner and we found something 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:35.040 and he was chewing on something at the end of 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:38.120 the bed and we're like, what does he have? And 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:39.520 we kind of went back and forth like did he 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.760 get our food? Like did you find a bone near? 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:43.920 Like what is he chewing on? So I went and 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.520 like grabbed it out of his mouth. And that's when 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.160 I found it was a severed human big toe. And 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:54.280 the creepy part is it wasn't that old, like, it 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:58.520 wasn't that decayed, and it was like precisely chopped off. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:02.720 So imagine that call like down to the hotel like 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:05.840 excuse me. You know they're used to getting problems. People 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:09.240 complain incessantly about, you know, things in hotels, like little 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.240 things like the air is not working or like, you know, 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:16.560 silly stuff like excuse me, we have a problem. They're like, oh, yeah, 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:19.400 what and we're like, we found a human big toe 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:25.800 in our bed. Yeah, So then do you guys have 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.680 any opinion on this? All my amazing producers listening to 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:29.400 this right now. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:31.560 I mean my mouth is like on the floor. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.720 You can't unsee that, like ever, Like I can picture 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:38.840 that big toe right now. 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.640 I don't know how I didn't know this story. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:48.600 I told this story, but I have never told this story. 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.840 And it was I think, if I remember correctly, like 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.800 it was it was definitely I think a male big toe, 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:59.199 but it was like chopped off and it wasn't like decaying, 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:02.520 and the nail bed was fine. You don't have a 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:04.960 thing about nail buds. Or toe beds. I guess as well. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.360 It was. It was nice, but the hotel like kind 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:14.920 of had no reaction. They were like, oh, we're so sorry, 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.640 so we like put it in like a napkin from 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.839 our dinner and like Dean brought it down to them. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.280 But you guys, we never got like I would have 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:26.320 been horrified. It would have been like I'm so sorry, 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:29.400 like the whole stay is free, or like I don't 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:33.520 even know how you make up for having a human 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:39.559 toe in somebody's bed. But all I know is I 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:42.720 think they gave us a credit if we ever stayed 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.400 there again, ever stayed there again, like you're never gonna 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:49.560 stay there again. But yeah, wait, should I have like 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:51.280 called the police. 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:54.160 I was gonna say, I'm shocked that the police weren't 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:58.480 called to investigate like that. There wasn't a murder and 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:01.440 there's other body parts to tributed around the hotel. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.920 And did you say it was in the bed. I'm 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.840 not sure because Musso had it in the bed, so 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:10.000 I'm not sure if he found it under the bed. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.720 If he found it in the bed, you didn't at 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:14.360 the end of the bed. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:18.160 You didn't demand to have your roomage. 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:23.760 Isn't that the crazy thing? No, we didn't. I can't 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.160 even remember why we stayed in that room. I think 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.079 it was like late and we were just so tired 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:32.200 from working. We're like like turn a blind toe to 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:36.520 it and just move on. But yeah, I'll tell you 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.640 the hotel afterwards. But like, it's like a prestigious hotel 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:42.840 in Toronto. Oh my god, we should have put in 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.719 a ziplock bag. I could have. Oh my god, I've 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.200 always wanted to solve a murder. I've always been into 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.400 like crime and stuff. That could have been my one 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.920 chance to put in a ziplock bag to go to 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:56.160 the police station and I could have solved a murder. 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:03.080 Well I missed out. Anyway, things you should think about 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.360 when you're at a hotel because I don't know, and 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:09.320 I don't think it's natural stay in a hotel where 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:20.240 people have stayed over and over and over again. Have 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:21.880 you ever had any ghost stories at hotel? 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:24.160 You? 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:26.839 Do? You have like a bad one? No? 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.240 Well, it was just annoying, and I mean, I don't 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.600 know if it's a real ghost story, but it's a 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:35.720 haunted hotel. And the light kept going on all night 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:36.960 and had to get up and turn it off and 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:37.920 then would just come back on. 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:40.760 Oh see, I love stuff like that. I mean, now 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:42.520 when you're trying to sleep, I guess that's annoying. But 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.840 I like every hotel I go to, that's always like 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.880 my first question, but maybe like my second or third, 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:53.079 like it's your hotel haunted? Like we're the end. Remember 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:54.560 we were at that hotel and we asked if it 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:58.680 was haunted? Where were you not Rhode Island? 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:01.240 Well, yeah, Rhode Island. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:05.640 And then is that the one fall? And I always 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:08.439 look up when I'm going to a hotel, not always 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:12.080 when I think about it, I like Google, like is 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:15.480 this hotel haunted? But then I feel a lot of 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:18.160 the times you ask them, like that hotel we were 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:20.160 at was at the Rhode Island Run and we asked 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:22.040 them when we checked in because I looked it up 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.640 and it was like one of the you know, five 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:27.680 haunted hotels in Rhode Island, And we asked them at 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.760 the front desk and they were like, no, nothing, And 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.880 I'm like, no, no, no, You're listed as one of 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:34.520 the most haunted hotels here. And she was like, I've 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.480 never heard that. I've worked here for ten years and 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:39.040 I was like, oh okay, Like are they supposed to 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:42.320 like make people feel good and not tell them it's haunted. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:47.120 I don't know. Our hotel doesn't have a second floor. 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:51.720 Usually it's the thirteenth floor, so maybe something happened on 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:55.080 the second floor. I don't know. That sounds more exciting. 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:00.520 I was still the second floor, even if it doesn't 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:01.160 say as much. 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:05.120 Now, well, just like it's still the thirteenth floor. If 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.800 you skip from twelve to fourteen, it doesn't matter. 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.200 I know my parents building in New York where I 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.160 grew up does not have a thirteenth floor, just goes 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:18.600 twelve fourteen, and it just feels like we must be 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:23.840 living in a different time that that still exists is crazy. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:28.040 So fourteen is actually thirteen. It doesn't matter. You can 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:32.360 change the number. It's still that floor, still thirteen, Still thirteen. 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:41.400 Bose listening, He's like, are you laughing? Oh my gosh, 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.480 this is me. You can't really see me right now, 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.440 or if you can't, just won't make it into a 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:49.679 social club. But I've like given up. I have no 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:55.720 makeup on, I have no nails on, natural hair, I 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:59.760 don't know an end of summer, like do like moms 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:03.960 just give up. We're just like, oh, and I don't 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.079 want to back to school. Shop like I don't want 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:10.280 to do that. I had a friend that told me once, sorry, 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:13.000 I'm going back to the how vacations are overrated because 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.120 kids at their age just don't want to do anything. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:20.240 I had a friend once that told me that that 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.480 she her kids were younger, she would wait till like nighttime, 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:25.400 till they were all falling asleep with them in the car, 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:30.240 and like drive and they were asleep, and they would 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:33.800 actually go to a staycation like a little airbeyen beer 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:37.400 or something cheap, and they would tell the kids that 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:41.520 they had driven like twenty four hours some like magical place, 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:43.680 and that's how they saved money. But I guess when 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.280 they get older, you can't do that. That's a good 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:48.040 one though, right the kids wake up in the morning, 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:54.560 you're like, you're here, You've driven like one block. I 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:56.560 should have tried that one when my kids were younger. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:04.400 Maybe I still have money. AnyWho. So the hotel we're 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:09.320 in right now, it's a very lovely hotel, but it's 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:12.120 the bed is up against a wall and then the 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:16.200 wall has the like lighting wisconces and then it goes 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.800 up and there's like a shelf way up at the top. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:24.800 So the other night, and I'll blame it on dessert 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:27.640 bo it had too much chocolate ice cream and he 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.560 thought he was Spider Man. So he was scaling the 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.040 wall because it's like a pad it wall and it 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:37.000 has grooves and he was like rock climbing, but onto it. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.520 And he got up to the top shelf where it 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:44.200 is and he was like ew, We're like what And 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:48.080 it was filled with dust, So like they never clean 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:53.560 up there, which is really gross because that dust, if 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.840 it just accumulates on that top shelf, it's going to 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:00.000 hit the shelf, pile up, and when it gets too high, 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.920 it's going to fall over on you and you're sleeping 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:07.920 all the way down there. Is that gross? And we're 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:11.240 at like a four star hotel, So like it makes 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:15.280 me question every hotel you should complain a five star hotel? 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.360 Boat what does that mean? Five star? I was saying 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:22.480 four stars, so I'm more relatable what that means really good? 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:27.040 Well or not? There's dust at the top of it. 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:31.120 I had a friend that used to bring like pack 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:37.600 the what light is it? The black light? I'm pretty sure. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:40.560 You don't want to do any hotel room. 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:42.280 You don't want to do it because you're always going 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.360 to find something you don't want to see. Used to pack, 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:48.960 like the black light and gloves and lights all over sand. 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:52.520 That's you, isn't it. I'm just kidding. Oh my god, 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:56.119 we band Remember that hotel we were at in my agropas. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:56.880 I'm proud of it. 0:16:56.960 --> 0:17:01.120 I travel with a little can of life fall wherever 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:07.200 I go, and and that hotel was so frightening. I 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.359 did need to use the lysol on the headboards, remember that? 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:15.520 Remember why oh the headboard, because then we looked closer 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:23.160 and there was like handprints in like a milky like opaque, 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:30.960 like ooh. Again. We didn't change rooms, We stayed. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.800 Yeah. We didn't think that there was a much of 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.840 a selection in that place. Actually, I don't think they 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:40.320 had any other rooms, remember remember. 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:43.400 Yeah, no, you're right, Yeah it was our friend. 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:46.720 Yeah yeah, bad scene all the way around. 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:50.800 But I think they bank on you, like traveling so 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:52.800 far that you're so tired that you're going to just 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:59.120 let things slip by Oh my gosh, I should, I should. 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:01.840 I could have liked that presidential suite for like the 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:04.479 rest of my life if I had really gone to 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:08.359 town on that big toe, Like now I'm mad about 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:11.680 it all over again. Now it's like fifteen years later, 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:15.360 should I say maybe I should call that hotel. 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.960 I think you should have them opened a murder infication. 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:25.160 If this is a live radio show, we could get 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:30.960 that hotel on right now. I'll be like that poor 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:33.280 person answered the phone. Like, by the way, I was 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:36.960 there fifteen years ago there was a toe. Now I'm 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:41.919 sad about it as well, because there could be a 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:44.200 murder case, like a family out there grieving somebody and 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:47.919 they never found their body, and I could have helped. 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:54.080 A big fucking toe, a human male big toe. You're 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:55.960 probably wondering why I think it was a male toe, 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:59.080 because I remember there was like like hairs on the 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:03.520 big toe. I really don't need you to describe it, 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:09.600 or just a hairy woman with a big toe. I 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:14.760 don't know anyway. So we're in our last day vacation. 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:18.400 I just made myself so sick talking about that big 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:21.119 toe incident that I haven't thought about in fifteen years. 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:24.280 And we're going to fly home tonight, which is going 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:27.760 to be a whole other experience flying with five kids. 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:31.000 Oh my gosh, I'm just going to do road trips. 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:34.159 I think after this, like you come back needing a 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:47.080 vacation from your vacation. I was just saying the other day, 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:49.280 there should be a place where you can go and 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:54.360 you check in. It's just one giant bed and they 0:19:54.440 --> 0:20:00.080 just massage you and they hydrate you and they feed you. 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:03.480 You can stay there for like twenty four hours. That's 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:07.119 what I wish. Bo. Yeah, didn't I just say that? 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:10.120 Always said we I say everything is a week because 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:14.200 we're a family unit. That's what I wish. Yeah, doesn't 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:20.840 that sound nice? It does no like a padded room. 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:24.960 It's like an insane asylum. I just described an insane asylum. 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:29.040 Do they call them that anymore? I don't think they 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:36.680 massage you though. So I could be there, I could 0:20:36.680 --> 0:20:40.960 get hydrated, I could get fed, and I could get 0:20:42.760 --> 0:20:48.679 shock treatment. I'm my clear things up. I think that 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:55.159 sounds nice because I'm not the adventure like. I'm not 0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:56.959 the type that wants to go on a vacation and 0:20:57.000 --> 0:21:01.720 like go horseback riding and go like hiking, like I 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:03.639 want to lay by the pool and I feel like 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:05.760 you're either one of two people and I'm that person. 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:10.800 But like laying by the pool with five kids, it's 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:17.280 not all it's correct of degree. So yeah, I think 0:21:17.440 --> 0:21:21.520 just like a pat it room with hydration and food 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:25.439 and massage sounds good to me. The sad part is 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:27.760 my I'm going to like long for these days one time, 0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:30.720 at some point, like once I'm an empty nester and 0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:32.199 the kids are gone and they don't want to go 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:35.119 on family vacations. I'm going to miss the days of 0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:40.960 just hearing noise all the time, hearing those voices, hearing 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:45.760 those doors slamming, seeing an empty fridge when I just 0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:47.920 stalked it a day before. Like, I'm going to miss 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:54.520 those days. Yeah, but you can never leave home. Okay, 0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:57.000 you can't leave home. You're my last one. You can't 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:02.080 like when you get older, you can't move out. You 0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:06.920 have to stay with mom forever. Okay, William's not gonna 0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:14.000 move out with you. But do you think you're gonna 0:22:14.000 --> 0:22:19.280 live with me to your older I don't know, you 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:22.000 don't know where are you gonna go? Are you still 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:28.000 gonna take vacations with me? Let me rephrase that. If 0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:30.080 I pay for vacations, will you still come on them 0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:35.679 with me? You don't know. Okay, wait, what do you 0:22:35.680 --> 0:22:38.520 do when you get older and like your kids have 0:22:38.560 --> 0:22:40.760 their own vacations and doing their own things and their 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:44.000 schedules are all different. Do you take vacations by yourself 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:45.760 or you just never go on a vacation again, what 0:22:45.880 --> 0:22:49.280 happens to you. 0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:51.840 Go with friends? Or if you're like my family, my 0:22:51.920 --> 0:22:54.000 sister and I just have our mom take us on vacation. 0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:57.600 That's what I want. I want my kids to always 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:00.160 go with me. I don't I don't want to be alone. 0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:06.080 If you're paying mogo. Oh really yeah, that's how I 0:23:06.160 --> 0:23:14.040 do is perfect. Yeah, we can go find toes all 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:19.159 over the world, take on the most prestigious hotels on 0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:25.440 one toe at a time, all across the world. So gross, 0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:30.560 I'm gonna call that hotel today. So they have a 0:23:30.640 --> 0:23:35.120 kids club at our hotel and they had a chef's night, 0:23:35.359 --> 0:23:38.679 so Bo's like, I really want to do that. But 0:23:38.760 --> 0:23:42.440 then I feel like kids clubs are just parents' way 0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:46.560 of pawning off their kids, like they want alone time. 0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:48.439 Do you like how I say it? Because it's such 0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:53.320 a foreign concept. I've never done that. Like when I 0:23:53.359 --> 0:23:56.280 was young and we went on vacations, like my parents 0:23:56.720 --> 0:23:59.479 spent like every dinner with us. They didn't do dinners 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:02.720 alone like Diane and I never did dinners alone, like 0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:05.960 our kids always are with us at night. But you know, 0:24:06.160 --> 0:24:09.720 it's kind of just you know, high end, really expensive 0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:13.640 babysitting that you get at the hotel. So Bo says 0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:15.399 he wants to do Chef's Night at the kids club. 0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:18.600 So I'm like okay, and he like was held bent 0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:21.080 on doing it because he wants to take cooking classes 0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:24.720 in real life, which I can't find ones anywhere in 0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:28.680 our area. But so I signed him up for Chef's Night, 0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:33.560 mind you three hours at this kid's club from six 0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:37.200 pm to nine pm. It's one hundred and twenty five 0:24:37.240 --> 0:24:41.480 dollars per child. Yeah, so I was like, oh my god, 0:24:41.480 --> 0:24:44.480 they better have like a chef there, like preparing like 0:24:44.600 --> 0:24:48.480 eight courses with them for that price. She's Louise, that's like, ohmacass. 0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:57.760