1 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. It is August, 2 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,959 Speaker 1: and I don't think I've ever been so excited for 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: it to be August because that means summer is almost over. 4 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. As a mom of five, I couldn't 5 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: wait for summer to get here. I was so excited. 6 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: And I think predominantly because there's okay. So here's my thing. 7 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: Although I wake up really early us. I used to 8 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,279 Speaker 1: be like a late sleeper, like worked really hard when 9 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 1: I was filming nine o two and zero and like 10 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,959 Speaker 1: we would have four am calls crazy early. But then 11 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: on the weekends, I was that girl that could sleep 12 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: till like one o'clock. Oh gosh, could sleep so well. 13 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: And then once I had kids, it's just that like 14 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: internal maternal clock. I just wake up like five six am. 15 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: But I'm not a get out of better. And they 16 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: say that when you wake up, you're supposed to it's 17 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 1: your body saying it's time to literally get up, and 18 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,639 Speaker 1: you're supposed to like get up and go and do something. 19 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: But I will wake up, but I will just lay 20 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 1: in bed and just like talk to myself in my 21 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: head for like hours. It's probably it's probably not a 22 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: good thing. It's like my built in like therapy session 23 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 1: doesn't end well. But that notion of being able to 24 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: wake up and just lay there is really nice during 25 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: the summer because the kids, on the other hand, they 26 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: are still young, so they'll sleep like all day during summer. 27 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: But knowing that we have to wake up at like 28 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: six am and get back to that grind, that schedule 29 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: of school always throws me off because then I literally 30 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: have to physically get up and get everyone out the door. 31 00:01:52,440 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: But summer has been long, Oh my gosh, because at 32 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: least when they're on a schedule, I have a little 33 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: bit of like my life back. But then when I'm 34 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 1: just with them twenty four to seven, and I don't 35 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: know about moms out there and dads probably agree with me. 36 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: But they eat more during the summer because they're always home. 37 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: They're not like those set meals like breakfast, like school lunch, dinner. 38 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: It's just like constant snacking. So your fridge is always 39 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:31,119 Speaker 1: just like looks like it's just been ravaged and it's 40 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:36,119 Speaker 1: a tough one. So it's August, which means they're going 41 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:41,639 Speaker 1: back to school next week. Next week. Yeah, I'm really excited. 42 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: I am really excited to get back to that school schedule. 43 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: So summer we are on a vacation. We had like 44 00:02:53,320 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: our summer vacation and it's been beautiful and amazing, but 45 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: it's challenging. I feel like going on a vacation with 46 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: kids of so many varying ages. So I have eighteen, seventeen, thirteen, twelve, 47 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: and eight, and when they're little, you can just like 48 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: play with them in the pool and hang out, but 49 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: varying degrees. There's like so much there's so much teen 50 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: drama going on, like it follows you to vacation, and 51 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 1: then you know there's like the boys at the pool 52 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 1: and the girls are like snapping them, like give them 53 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: my snap, and it's just it's been a lot. But 54 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: my eight year old as amazing as our vacation has been, 55 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: and we're so grateful to be able to take a vacation. 56 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: But he said to me, today is our last day. 57 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: And he said, he said, Mom, you know what I 58 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: really wish, And I said what He said that I 59 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: could just stay in the hotel room all day and 60 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: I go, but you're on vacation. You can do that 61 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 1: at home. And he said, Mom, I have been sitting 62 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: in the sun at the pool for seven days. I 63 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: was like, poor guy. Yeah, but I tell you I'm 64 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: really tired too, so I was like, yeah, I guess 65 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 1: we could just stay in. So I think my new 66 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: rule of thumb for like next vacation is I will 67 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: just get a big screen with like tropical backgrounds and 68 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: it'll be showing like the beach in the ocean, and 69 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: they could just stay on their phones in a room 70 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: with that, like I it would cost less. I think 71 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 1: that's gonna be my new rule of thumb if you 72 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 1: guys had any like creepy hotel stories, because I was 73 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 1: just thinking of this this morning when I woke up. 74 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: So my body internally just wakes up. And I don't 75 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: know about you, but my body wakes up at the 76 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: same time every single day. So it wakes up at 77 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: three thirty three am, which they say three is like 78 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: the witching hour. I don't know what that means, but 79 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 1: I think there's some theory about why our bodies wake 80 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: up at the three o'clock hour, but I don't really 81 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: know it. And I wake up at six eighteen. I 82 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: should probably look this up because it probably means something. 83 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,280 Speaker 1: So every single day it's like Groundhog's Day. I wake 84 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 1: up at three thirty three am and six eighteen. Well, 85 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: I wake up at other times during the night because 86 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 1: now I'm old, So I pee during the night a lot, 87 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: not like pe like not like pee the better or anything, 88 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 1: but like I have to get up and go pee. 89 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 1: And I think that's just like an age thing. I mean, 90 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: not like I'm old, but like I just my bladder 91 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: holds less. Or maybe because I've had five kids. It 92 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 1: could just be that. I like saying that that sounds better, 93 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 1: it makes you sound younger. But yeah, what was my point. 94 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,760 Speaker 1: Oh so when I woke up at six eighteen this morning, 95 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 1: I was remembering because I was looking at the I 96 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,279 Speaker 1: was like, oh, we're so lucky to be in this 97 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 1: amazing hotel. And then I was just thinking how unnatural 98 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 1: hotels are because people you don't know, it's just like 99 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:16,719 Speaker 1: they're turning over people staying in a hotel room over 100 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: and over and over again, and it just it doesn't 101 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: feel or seem natural in any way. And I was 102 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: thinking about the creepiest hotel story I ever had, and 103 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: it was one time when Dean and I were together. 104 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: We were in Toronto and we were filming and we 105 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 1: went and stayed. We had like two days off, so 106 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: we're like, oh, let's go stay at this this amazing 107 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,479 Speaker 1: like Victorian hotel or something. So we went and stayed 108 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: at this hotel and I think it was me and 109 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: Dean and my dog and it was like the most 110 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 1: prestigious like hotel in Toronto and old school and beautiful, 111 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,840 Speaker 1: and we were like, okay, we've been working hard, like, 112 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,279 Speaker 1: let's just we ordered in room service and we were 113 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,679 Speaker 1: going to watch a movie. And I'm not even sure 114 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:08,600 Speaker 1: how we found it, but we found a toe plot twist. 115 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 1: Didn't see that one coming? Did you or hear that 116 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: one coming? We literally found like a severed big toe 117 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: in the oh I remember the story now. So it 118 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: was me and Dean and my dog Muso, and Muso 119 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: found something and we were laying in bed watching a 120 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: movie and we just finished dinner and we found something 121 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: and he was chewing on something at the end of 122 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 1: the bed and we're like, what does he have? And 123 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 1: we kind of went back and forth like did he 124 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: get our food? Like did you find a bone near? 125 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 1: Like what is he chewing on? So I went and 126 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 1: like grabbed it out of his mouth. And that's when 127 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: I found it was a severed human big toe. And 128 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: the creepy part is it wasn't that old, like, it 129 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 1: wasn't that decayed, and it was like precisely chopped off. 130 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: So imagine that call like down to the hotel like 131 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: excuse me. You know they're used to getting problems. People 132 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 1: complain incessantly about, you know, things in hotels, like little 133 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 1: things like the air is not working or like, you know, 134 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: silly stuff like excuse me, we have a problem. They're like, oh, yeah, 135 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: what and we're like, we found a human big toe 136 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:25,800 Speaker 1: in our bed. Yeah, So then do you guys have 137 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: any opinion on this? All my amazing producers listening to 138 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: this right now. 139 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 2: I mean my mouth is like on the floor. 140 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,720 Speaker 1: You can't unsee that, like ever, Like I can picture 141 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,840 Speaker 1: that big toe right now. 142 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 3: I don't know how I didn't know this story. 143 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 1: I told this story, but I have never told this story. 144 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:51,840 Speaker 1: And it was I think, if I remember correctly, like 145 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 1: it was it was definitely I think a male big toe, 146 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,199 Speaker 1: but it was like chopped off and it wasn't like decaying, 147 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,520 Speaker 1: and the nail bed was fine. You don't have a 148 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,960 Speaker 1: thing about nail buds. Or toe beds. I guess as well. 149 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: It was. It was nice, but the hotel like kind 150 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 1: of had no reaction. They were like, oh, we're so sorry, 151 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: so we like put it in like a napkin from 152 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:20,839 Speaker 1: our dinner and like Dean brought it down to them. 153 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,280 Speaker 1: But you guys, we never got like I would have 154 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,320 Speaker 1: been horrified. It would have been like I'm so sorry, 155 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 1: like the whole stay is free, or like I don't 156 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 1: even know how you make up for having a human 157 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:39,559 Speaker 1: toe in somebody's bed. But all I know is I 158 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 1: think they gave us a credit if we ever stayed 159 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,400 Speaker 1: there again, ever stayed there again, like you're never gonna 160 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:49,560 Speaker 1: stay there again. But yeah, wait, should I have like 161 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: called the police. 162 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I'm shocked that the police weren't 163 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 3: called to investigate like that. There wasn't a murder and 164 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:01,440 Speaker 3: there's other body parts to tributed around the hotel. 165 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: And did you say it was in the bed. I'm 166 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,840 Speaker 1: not sure because Musso had it in the bed, so 167 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 1: I'm not sure if he found it under the bed. 168 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,720 Speaker 1: If he found it in the bed, you didn't at 169 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:14,360 Speaker 1: the end of the bed. 170 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:18,160 Speaker 3: You didn't demand to have your roomage. 171 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: Isn't that the crazy thing? No, we didn't. I can't 172 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 1: even remember why we stayed in that room. I think 173 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,079 Speaker 1: it was like late and we were just so tired 174 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:32,200 Speaker 1: from working. We're like like turn a blind toe to 175 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:36,520 Speaker 1: it and just move on. But yeah, I'll tell you 176 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:39,640 Speaker 1: the hotel afterwards. But like, it's like a prestigious hotel 177 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,840 Speaker 1: in Toronto. Oh my god, we should have put in 178 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,719 Speaker 1: a ziplock bag. I could have. Oh my god, I've 179 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 1: always wanted to solve a murder. I've always been into 180 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,400 Speaker 1: like crime and stuff. That could have been my one 181 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 1: chance to put in a ziplock bag to go to 182 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,160 Speaker 1: the police station and I could have solved a murder. 183 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:03,080 Speaker 1: Well I missed out. Anyway, things you should think about 184 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 1: when you're at a hotel because I don't know, and 185 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:09,320 Speaker 1: I don't think it's natural stay in a hotel where 186 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:20,240 Speaker 1: people have stayed over and over and over again. Have 187 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: you ever had any ghost stories at hotel? 188 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:24,160 Speaker 2: You? 189 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,839 Speaker 1: Do? You have like a bad one? No? 190 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 2: Well, it was just annoying, and I mean, I don't 191 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,600 Speaker 2: know if it's a real ghost story, but it's a 192 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,720 Speaker 2: haunted hotel. And the light kept going on all night 193 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:36,960 Speaker 2: and had to get up and turn it off and 194 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 2: then would just come back on. 195 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 1: Oh see, I love stuff like that. I mean, now 196 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 1: when you're trying to sleep, I guess that's annoying. But 197 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,840 Speaker 1: I like every hotel I go to, that's always like 198 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,880 Speaker 1: my first question, but maybe like my second or third, 199 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: like it's your hotel haunted? Like we're the end. Remember 200 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,560 Speaker 1: we were at that hotel and we asked if it 201 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 1: was haunted? Where were you not Rhode Island? 202 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,240 Speaker 3: Well, yeah, Rhode Island. 203 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 1: And then is that the one fall? And I always 204 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,439 Speaker 1: look up when I'm going to a hotel, not always 205 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,080 Speaker 1: when I think about it, I like Google, like is 206 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,480 Speaker 1: this hotel haunted? But then I feel a lot of 207 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 1: the times you ask them, like that hotel we were 208 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,160 Speaker 1: at was at the Rhode Island Run and we asked 209 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,040 Speaker 1: them when we checked in because I looked it up 210 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 1: and it was like one of the you know, five 211 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,680 Speaker 1: haunted hotels in Rhode Island, And we asked them at 212 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 1: the front desk and they were like, no, nothing, And 213 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, You're listed as one of 214 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,520 Speaker 1: the most haunted hotels here. And she was like, I've 215 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,480 Speaker 1: never heard that. I've worked here for ten years and 216 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 1: I was like, oh okay, Like are they supposed to 217 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,320 Speaker 1: like make people feel good and not tell them it's haunted. 218 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. Our hotel doesn't have a second floor. 219 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,720 Speaker 1: Usually it's the thirteenth floor, so maybe something happened on 220 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 1: the second floor. I don't know. That sounds more exciting. 221 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 3: I was still the second floor, even if it doesn't 222 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 3: say as much. 223 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:05,120 Speaker 1: Now, well, just like it's still the thirteenth floor. If 224 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,800 Speaker 1: you skip from twelve to fourteen, it doesn't matter. 225 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,200 Speaker 3: I know my parents building in New York where I 226 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,160 Speaker 3: grew up does not have a thirteenth floor, just goes 227 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:18,600 Speaker 3: twelve fourteen, and it just feels like we must be 228 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:23,840 Speaker 3: living in a different time that that still exists is crazy. 229 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,040 Speaker 1: So fourteen is actually thirteen. It doesn't matter. You can 230 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:32,360 Speaker 1: change the number. It's still that floor, still thirteen, Still thirteen. 231 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:41,400 Speaker 1: Bose listening, He's like, are you laughing? Oh my gosh, 232 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,480 Speaker 1: this is me. You can't really see me right now, 233 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,440 Speaker 1: or if you can't, just won't make it into a 234 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,679 Speaker 1: social club. But I've like given up. I have no 235 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 1: makeup on, I have no nails on, natural hair, I 236 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: don't know an end of summer, like do like moms 237 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,960 Speaker 1: just give up. We're just like, oh, and I don't 238 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,079 Speaker 1: want to back to school. Shop like I don't want 239 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 1: to do that. I had a friend that told me once, sorry, 240 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,000 Speaker 1: I'm going back to the how vacations are overrated because 241 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,120 Speaker 1: kids at their age just don't want to do anything. 242 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 1: I had a friend once that told me that that 243 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 1: she her kids were younger, she would wait till like nighttime, 244 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 1: till they were all falling asleep with them in the car, 245 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 1: and like drive and they were asleep, and they would 246 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 1: actually go to a staycation like a little airbeyen beer 247 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: or something cheap, and they would tell the kids that 248 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,520 Speaker 1: they had driven like twenty four hours some like magical place, 249 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 1: and that's how they saved money. But I guess when 250 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,280 Speaker 1: they get older, you can't do that. That's a good 251 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,040 Speaker 1: one though, right the kids wake up in the morning, 252 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:54,560 Speaker 1: you're like, you're here, You've driven like one block. I 253 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 1: should have tried that one when my kids were younger. 254 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:04,400 Speaker 1: Maybe I still have money. AnyWho. So the hotel we're 255 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 1: in right now, it's a very lovely hotel, but it's 256 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 1: the bed is up against a wall and then the 257 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: wall has the like lighting wisconces and then it goes 258 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,800 Speaker 1: up and there's like a shelf way up at the top. 259 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 1: So the other night, and I'll blame it on dessert 260 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,640 Speaker 1: bo it had too much chocolate ice cream and he 261 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 1: thought he was Spider Man. So he was scaling the 262 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 1: wall because it's like a pad it wall and it 263 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:37,000 Speaker 1: has grooves and he was like rock climbing, but onto it. 264 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 1: And he got up to the top shelf where it 265 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 1: is and he was like ew, We're like what And 266 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 1: it was filled with dust, So like they never clean 267 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 1: up there, which is really gross because that dust, if 268 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,840 Speaker 1: it just accumulates on that top shelf, it's going to 269 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 1: hit the shelf, pile up, and when it gets too high, 270 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: it's going to fall over on you and you're sleeping 271 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:07,920 Speaker 1: all the way down there. Is that gross? And we're 272 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,240 Speaker 1: at like a four star hotel, So like it makes 273 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 1: me question every hotel you should complain a five star hotel? 274 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: Boat what does that mean? Five star? I was saying 275 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:22,480 Speaker 1: four stars, so I'm more relatable what that means really good? 276 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:27,040 Speaker 1: Well or not? There's dust at the top of it. 277 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 1: I had a friend that used to bring like pack 278 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:37,600 Speaker 1: the what light is it? The black light? I'm pretty sure. 279 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,560 Speaker 2: You don't want to do any hotel room. 280 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 1: You don't want to do it because you're always going 281 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,360 Speaker 1: to find something you don't want to see. Used to pack, 282 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:48,960 Speaker 1: like the black light and gloves and lights all over sand. 283 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,520 Speaker 1: That's you, isn't it. I'm just kidding. Oh my god, 284 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,119 Speaker 1: we band Remember that hotel we were at in my agropas. 285 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 1: I'm proud of it. 286 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 3: I travel with a little can of life fall wherever 287 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:07,200 Speaker 3: I go, and and that hotel was so frightening. I 288 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 3: did need to use the lysol on the headboards, remember that? 289 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: Remember why oh the headboard, because then we looked closer 290 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:23,160 Speaker 1: and there was like handprints in like a milky like opaque, 291 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:30,960 Speaker 1: like ooh. Again. We didn't change rooms, We stayed. 292 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,800 Speaker 3: Yeah. We didn't think that there was a much of 293 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,840 Speaker 3: a selection in that place. Actually, I don't think they 294 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 3: had any other rooms, remember remember. 295 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:43,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're right, Yeah it was our friend. 296 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,720 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, bad scene all the way around. 297 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: But I think they bank on you, like traveling so 298 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,800 Speaker 1: far that you're so tired that you're going to just 299 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:59,120 Speaker 1: let things slip by Oh my gosh, I should, I should. 300 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaker 1: I could have liked that presidential suite for like the 301 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,479 Speaker 1: rest of my life if I had really gone to 302 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 1: town on that big toe, Like now I'm mad about 303 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:11,680 Speaker 1: it all over again. Now it's like fifteen years later, 304 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,360 Speaker 1: should I say maybe I should call that hotel. 305 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 3: I think you should have them opened a murder infication. 306 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,160 Speaker 1: If this is a live radio show, we could get 307 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:30,960 Speaker 1: that hotel on right now. I'll be like that poor 308 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,280 Speaker 1: person answered the phone. Like, by the way, I was 309 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,960 Speaker 1: there fifteen years ago there was a toe. Now I'm 310 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:41,919 Speaker 1: sad about it as well, because there could be a 311 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: murder case, like a family out there grieving somebody and 312 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,919 Speaker 1: they never found their body, and I could have helped. 313 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 1: A big fucking toe, a human male big toe. You're 314 00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 1: probably wondering why I think it was a male toe, 315 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: because I remember there was like like hairs on the 316 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 1: big toe. I really don't need you to describe it, 317 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: or just a hairy woman with a big toe. I 318 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:14,760 Speaker 1: don't know anyway. So we're in our last day vacation. 319 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,400 Speaker 1: I just made myself so sick talking about that big 320 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,119 Speaker 1: toe incident that I haven't thought about in fifteen years. 321 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: And we're going to fly home tonight, which is going 322 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 1: to be a whole other experience flying with five kids. 323 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm just going to do road trips. 324 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,159 Speaker 1: I think after this, like you come back needing a 325 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:47,080 Speaker 1: vacation from your vacation. I was just saying the other day, 326 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,280 Speaker 1: there should be a place where you can go and 327 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:54,360 Speaker 1: you check in. It's just one giant bed and they 328 00:19:54,440 --> 00:20:00,080 Speaker 1: just massage you and they hydrate you and they feed you. 329 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: You can stay there for like twenty four hours. That's 330 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,119 Speaker 1: what I wish. Bo. Yeah, didn't I just say that? 331 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,120 Speaker 1: Always said we I say everything is a week because 332 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 1: we're a family unit. That's what I wish. Yeah, doesn't 333 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:20,840 Speaker 1: that sound nice? It does no like a padded room. 334 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 1: It's like an insane asylum. I just described an insane asylum. 335 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,040 Speaker 1: Do they call them that anymore? I don't think they 336 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:36,680 Speaker 1: massage you though. So I could be there, I could 337 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 1: get hydrated, I could get fed, and I could get 338 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:48,679 Speaker 1: shock treatment. I'm my clear things up. I think that 339 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:55,159 Speaker 1: sounds nice because I'm not the adventure like. I'm not 340 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,959 Speaker 1: the type that wants to go on a vacation and 341 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,720 Speaker 1: like go horseback riding and go like hiking, like I 342 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,639 Speaker 1: want to lay by the pool and I feel like 343 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,760 Speaker 1: you're either one of two people and I'm that person. 344 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 1: But like laying by the pool with five kids, it's 345 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:17,280 Speaker 1: not all it's correct of degree. So yeah, I think 346 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: just like a pat it room with hydration and food 347 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,439 Speaker 1: and massage sounds good to me. The sad part is 348 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 1: my I'm going to like long for these days one time, 349 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,720 Speaker 1: at some point, like once I'm an empty nester and 350 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,199 Speaker 1: the kids are gone and they don't want to go 351 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,119 Speaker 1: on family vacations. I'm going to miss the days of 352 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 1: just hearing noise all the time, hearing those voices, hearing 353 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 1: those doors slamming, seeing an empty fridge when I just 354 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,920 Speaker 1: stalked it a day before. Like, I'm going to miss 355 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:54,520 Speaker 1: those days. Yeah, but you can never leave home. Okay, 356 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 1: you can't leave home. You're my last one. You can't 357 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,080 Speaker 1: like when you get older, you can't move out. You 358 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:06,920 Speaker 1: have to stay with mom forever. Okay, William's not gonna 359 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:14,000 Speaker 1: move out with you. But do you think you're gonna 360 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: live with me to your older I don't know, you 361 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,000 Speaker 1: don't know where are you gonna go? Are you still 362 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 1: gonna take vacations with me? Let me rephrase that. If 363 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,080 Speaker 1: I pay for vacations, will you still come on them 364 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:35,679 Speaker 1: with me? You don't know. Okay, wait, what do you 365 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 1: do when you get older and like your kids have 366 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,760 Speaker 1: their own vacations and doing their own things and their 367 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,000 Speaker 1: schedules are all different. Do you take vacations by yourself 368 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,760 Speaker 1: or you just never go on a vacation again, what 369 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,280 Speaker 1: happens to you. 370 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 2: Go with friends? Or if you're like my family, my 371 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 2: sister and I just have our mom take us on vacation. 372 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,600 Speaker 1: That's what I want. I want my kids to always 373 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,160 Speaker 1: go with me. I don't I don't want to be alone. 374 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:06,080 Speaker 1: If you're paying mogo. Oh really yeah, that's how I 375 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:14,040 Speaker 1: do is perfect. Yeah, we can go find toes all 376 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:19,159 Speaker 1: over the world, take on the most prestigious hotels on 377 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:25,440 Speaker 1: one toe at a time, all across the world. So gross, 378 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call that hotel today. So they have a 379 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,120 Speaker 1: kids club at our hotel and they had a chef's night, 380 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,679 Speaker 1: so Bo's like, I really want to do that. But 381 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,440 Speaker 1: then I feel like kids clubs are just parents' way 382 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,560 Speaker 1: of pawning off their kids, like they want alone time. 383 00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,439 Speaker 1: Do you like how I say it? Because it's such 384 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:53,320 Speaker 1: a foreign concept. I've never done that. Like when I 385 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,280 Speaker 1: was young and we went on vacations, like my parents 386 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,479 Speaker 1: spent like every dinner with us. They didn't do dinners 387 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,720 Speaker 1: alone like Diane and I never did dinners alone, like 388 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 1: our kids always are with us at night. But you know, 389 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,720 Speaker 1: it's kind of just you know, high end, really expensive 390 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,640 Speaker 1: babysitting that you get at the hotel. So Bo says 391 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,399 Speaker 1: he wants to do Chef's Night at the kids club. 392 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: So I'm like okay, and he like was held bent 393 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,080 Speaker 1: on doing it because he wants to take cooking classes 394 00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:24,720 Speaker 1: in real life, which I can't find ones anywhere in 395 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,680 Speaker 1: our area. But so I signed him up for Chef's Night, 396 00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 1: mind you three hours at this kid's club from six 397 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,200 Speaker 1: pm to nine pm. It's one hundred and twenty five 398 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:41,480 Speaker 1: dollars per child. Yeah, so I was like, oh my god, 399 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,480 Speaker 1: they better have like a chef there, like preparing like 400 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,480 Speaker 1: eight courses with them for that price. She's Louise, that's like, ohmacass. 401 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:57,760 Speaker 1: So I take Bo to the Chef's Night and it 402 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 1: was like Bo and like I would say, eight other 403 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:06,760 Speaker 1: kids and being the guilty mom, I am all their 404 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 1: parents are coming in and we get there on time, 405 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,240 Speaker 1: which is unheard of for me. Thank god. Bo's like 406 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 1: a time guy. He's like, we got to go. And 407 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,919 Speaker 1: I see parents come in and out and they're all 408 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,439 Speaker 1: dressed up fancy, and it's clear they're going to go 409 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,040 Speaker 1: out to a really nice dinner, the two of them alone, 410 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 1: and they dropped their kids off. Being the mom I am. 411 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,000 Speaker 1: I of course, stayed with Bo for the entire three 412 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 1: hours and for one hundred and twenty five dollars. Here's 413 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 1: what they got. I guess we got a deal because 414 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,639 Speaker 1: they felt bad that it was like unheard of that 415 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,200 Speaker 1: a parents stayed. They did. They gave me I got 416 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 1: to make dinner as well, so that was nice. That 417 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,960 Speaker 1: was a treat. So they did a meet and greet 418 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,600 Speaker 1: and every kid had to go through the kids and 419 00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:58,119 Speaker 1: like the camp counselor the kids club counselors, they were like, 420 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,200 Speaker 1: you know, say your name, where you're from, what your 421 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,520 Speaker 1: favorite food is, and what your favorite pizza topping is 422 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 1: because we were going to make pizzas. So they go 423 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,360 Speaker 1: through all the kids and bosokay, and he's like Bo 424 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,200 Speaker 1: and he's like looking at me, I'm like Los Angeles 425 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 1: and he's like Los Angeles favorite food, sushi, favorite pizza topping, cheese. 426 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,000 Speaker 1: And they go through all the kids and then they 427 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,480 Speaker 1: awkwardly like turn to me like, oh and the one 428 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 1: mom that stayed behind that's here, and I'm like, oh sorry, 429 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:37,280 Speaker 1: I was like toy Los Angeles, California, sushi, mushrooms. I 430 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 1: don't even know why I said mushrooms, like I panicked. 431 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: There was like the kids were like between like six 432 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: and ten, and they all looked at me, and I 433 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,879 Speaker 1: got that panic in school thing when they call on 434 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,159 Speaker 1: you to say where you're from, like new kids school, 435 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,440 Speaker 1: and I literally couldn't remember my favorite pizza topping because 436 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,399 Speaker 1: I was like so nervous in front of these kids, 437 00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,159 Speaker 1: and I said mushrooms because the girl before me, the 438 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 1: six year old before me, said mushrooms. And you know 439 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,320 Speaker 1: how kids like in school, they're like what's your favorite 440 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: sport or what do you want to be when you 441 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,520 Speaker 1: grow up? And the kids always just like all the 442 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,399 Speaker 1: boys say whatever the boys before said. So like you know, 443 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,639 Speaker 1: my kids would be like, you know, I want to 444 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:19,200 Speaker 1: be a basketball player, and I be like, you don't 445 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,040 Speaker 1: even like basketball. But it's because like the three guys 446 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,360 Speaker 1: before of them said it, so the six year old 447 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,840 Speaker 1: says mushrooms. So they got to me and I'm like mushrooms, 448 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,719 Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I do like mushrooms. I do 449 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:36,480 Speaker 1: love mushrooms. No, they didn't make me say my age. 450 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,200 Speaker 1: I think I would have panicked more and just said 451 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: six after the girl in front of me. So we 452 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,159 Speaker 1: then go inside and I think there was like paper 453 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,280 Speaker 1: and crayons and got to like do a drawing, which 454 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,479 Speaker 1: is great, And then we got our pizza. So they 455 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,439 Speaker 1: bring out these little I would say, like, you know, 456 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 1: six inch like diameter pizzas, and they bring out toppings 457 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,720 Speaker 1: and and you get to make your pizzas. So there 458 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,360 Speaker 1: was tomato sauce. Oh no, sorry, The pizzas come out 459 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,120 Speaker 1: six inch in diameters. The sauce is already on it, 460 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 1: and you have your choice of putting shreddit, mozzarella, parmesan cheese, 461 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:22,080 Speaker 1: black olives, cut up green onions, cut up pineapple. I 462 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:29,240 Speaker 1: wasn't not at that. What else bo salami? I think 463 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,000 Speaker 1: there were pepperonis. It was kind of an odd choice 464 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:38,520 Speaker 1: for like children, I don't know anyway in the salami. Yeah, 465 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,840 Speaker 1: the pepperonis were like all stuck together. I don't know, 466 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,600 Speaker 1: so I, like any adult, Wood just made a happy face. 467 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 1: So I did like black olives to make a smile 468 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:55,360 Speaker 1: and like pepperoni for the eyes. Mine was cute though, right, 469 00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,760 Speaker 1: bo I have a picture? Yeah, yeah, okay, oh I 470 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,080 Speaker 1: should have said truffles on pizza, that that would be 471 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,680 Speaker 1: my favorite, and they all would have thought I was 472 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:10,280 Speaker 1: even weirder. But so then they said, okay, everyone's made 473 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,800 Speaker 1: their pizza. We're going to take it and we're going 474 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 1: to bake it and we're going to drop it at 475 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: the kitchen and then we're going to give you guys 476 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,520 Speaker 1: a tour. And this is already like a planned speech, 477 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,640 Speaker 1: so it wasn't relevant to me being there the only parent. 478 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: We're going to take you on a tour behind the 479 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:35,880 Speaker 1: scenes of this hotel, the underworkings, like behind the behind 480 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 1: the curtain. Would they say behind the scenes things your 481 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,760 Speaker 1: parents never get to see. I'm like, I'm about to 482 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,160 Speaker 1: see it, and we're going to go on a tour. 483 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,800 Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, okay, aka, we have to get 484 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,920 Speaker 1: these pizzas to the kitchen and bake them. We can't 485 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:56,320 Speaker 1: leave he little weasels alone, so you're gonna go with us, 486 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,800 Speaker 1: and we're just going to go like inside behind the door, 487 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,720 Speaker 1: drop them with the kitchen and call it a tour. Great, 488 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,160 Speaker 1: So we all go and then they're like okay, and 489 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 1: as we go and get to the kitchen, we're going 490 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,920 Speaker 1: to go through the lobby and they gave everyone I 491 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 1: declined mine the pom poms, like cheerleading pom poms, and 492 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: which all the kids just proceeded to like hit each 493 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,520 Speaker 1: other with and there was like shredded pom poms everywhere. 494 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,080 Speaker 1: Before we even got out the door, we had to 495 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,280 Speaker 1: show off our pizzas, so she was wheeling all our 496 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,000 Speaker 1: pizzas behind and we had to stand in one straight 497 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: line with her palm poms and prayed through the lobby, 498 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:38,640 Speaker 1: going pizza, pizza, and I was like okay, but it 499 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,280 Speaker 1: was like at this point, it was like seven pm 500 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,160 Speaker 1: and it was like a Thursday night, so the lobby 501 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,600 Speaker 1: is like filled with people all dressed up at the 502 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,200 Speaker 1: lobby bar. They have like a couple restaurants that are 503 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:57,560 Speaker 1: in the lobby, and it's you know, eight six year 504 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:02,520 Speaker 1: olds and me screaming pizza through the lobby, which was 505 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 1: really awkward. The funny part is people thought this was 506 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,720 Speaker 1: like amazing, this is the entertainment was so great that 507 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 1: everyone got up from their tables and came with their 508 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,239 Speaker 1: camera phones and started like videotaping this like it was 509 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 1: some big deal. So any parents out there, check your 510 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 1: phone because you're gonna see toy spelling in the background 511 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,560 Speaker 1: going pizza. Okay. So then we get to like behind 512 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,760 Speaker 1: the scenes and we open the door and we see 513 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 1: the mechanics. So it really goes on at this hotel, 514 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,480 Speaker 1: which really gave me pause for why we shouldn't stay 515 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,800 Speaker 1: at hotels. It was very weird back there. So as 516 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,960 Speaker 1: we're going like through this underground hallway like we went downstairs, 517 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,320 Speaker 1: were going like all these underground like tunnels there was there, 518 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: and they're saying it because I guess they're used to 519 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,040 Speaker 1: talking to kids. And then the kids are even looking 520 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 1: and like they're facing the wrong way and like they're 521 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,600 Speaker 1: picking their nose and like, oh my god, touching everything. 522 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,680 Speaker 1: And I was like, touch everything. You can't touch that, 523 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,120 Speaker 1: and mostly for like other people's safety, because this kid 524 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,240 Speaker 1: had all even picking his nose. But they were like 525 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,840 Speaker 1: and then over here, this is where we keep like 526 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,680 Speaker 1: the coffee makers, and they had like twenty coffee makers, 527 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,200 Speaker 1: and this is where we keep this. And then she 528 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 1: opens one door and she's like and this is a 529 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:25,880 Speaker 1: ballroom with mattresses. I'm not kidding you, guys. It was 530 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:32,239 Speaker 1: a ballroom with like hundreds of mattresses just piled on 531 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,800 Speaker 1: top of each other. It was like dominoes. It was 532 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,120 Speaker 1: like a mattress tower. I snuck back afterwards and took 533 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,800 Speaker 1: a picture because I'm like, no one's gonna believe this. 534 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,760 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this is not sanitary. I'm pretty sure. 535 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,800 Speaker 1: I don't know why they were stacked like this, and 536 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,400 Speaker 1: it was really horrifying. It was creepy. It would have 537 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,200 Speaker 1: been fun to jump on, though there might be a 538 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:58,920 Speaker 1: poostain on them. That could happen. Bo So my kid. Anyway, 539 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,120 Speaker 1: we go through all these like back ground stuff and 540 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,600 Speaker 1: then they take us into a room which was filled 541 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: like imagine taking six to like nine year olds in 542 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 1: a room and being like this is a good idea. 543 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,600 Speaker 1: And she was like leading it and not even looking back, 544 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,120 Speaker 1: and she was like, and here's where we keep our 545 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,680 Speaker 1: office supplies. But it wasn't, you guys. It was just 546 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,680 Speaker 1: big like paper cutters like and shredders, like twenty of them. 547 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,080 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my gosh, and these kids 548 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,960 Speaker 1: are like trying to touch everything. I'm like, this could 549 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,320 Speaker 1: in not so well. Anyway, we go through the kitchen, 550 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,720 Speaker 1: we go through the bar underground. I mean, I don't know. 551 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,840 Speaker 1: I went on this tour that literally was an hour. 552 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,200 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, weren't we supposed to 553 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,360 Speaker 1: make it, you know, eat our pizza and watch a movie. 554 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:45,520 Speaker 1: So we finally finally get back because we've dropped our 555 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,720 Speaker 1: pizza off. We've now done this hour tour. Maybe forty minutes, 556 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,240 Speaker 1: I don't know, it seemed like an hour. We then 557 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:55,440 Speaker 1: pick up our pizza. We go back and we ate 558 00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:01,480 Speaker 1: our pizza, right, Bo, Yeah, yours is kind of pineapple? 559 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,040 Speaker 1: Well why would you dump pineapple and peppers on one 560 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,360 Speaker 1: slice and be like this is the gross one? And 561 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,560 Speaker 1: then when it's when it's baked, you're like, well now 562 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,560 Speaker 1: I can't eat it. But you knew what you were 563 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:20,800 Speaker 1: getting into. You did eat two slices. Anyway, the best 564 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,520 Speaker 1: part of that night is they had an ice cream bar. 565 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,200 Speaker 1: Bo had three helpings. Right, He's like, is it okay 566 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,400 Speaker 1: to go back up? I'm like, I just play one 567 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,400 Speaker 1: hundred twenty five dollars. You can go like ravage the 568 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:33,960 Speaker 1: entire bar, keep going like this is crazy for one 569 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,560 Speaker 1: hundred and twenty five dollars. You've got a six inch 570 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:43,920 Speaker 1: round pizza. Let's just gowing tomato sauce and like mozzarella. Oh, 571 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,280 Speaker 1: you got a glass of apple juice that was good 572 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:51,760 Speaker 1: until they ran out. You got an ice cream bar nice, 573 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:58,960 Speaker 1: and you got a tour some old mattresses. I will 574 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,359 Speaker 1: never look at it area in a hotel again after 575 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,760 Speaker 1: walking through that. That's why the parents don't go back there. 576 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,680 Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, Sorry, that's my story. Don't do chefs night 577 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,760 Speaker 1: at a kid's club. Oh and then we watched Cloudy 578 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,759 Speaker 1: with a Chance and wat Balls right, yeah, half half 579 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,200 Speaker 1: of it well because they took so long on that 580 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:15,839 Speaker 1: damn tour. 581 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, and pizzas. 582 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 1: So bad. Yeah, you got a pizza box that was 583 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:33,279 Speaker 1: that was your like party guests. Yeah, lesson learned. So 584 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,759 Speaker 1: I don't mean to sound ungrateful, because I am so 585 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,040 Speaker 1: grateful that we're able to take vacations and this is 586 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:44,839 Speaker 1: so so nice, but I need like a full twenty 587 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,520 Speaker 1: four hours when I get home, just to unwind from 588 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:52,759 Speaker 1: vacation and then head back to school. So yay back 589 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,040 Speaker 1: to school. I've never thought i'd say these words. I'm 590 00:35:55,080 --> 00:36:04,200 Speaker 1: so excited for the kids to go back to school,