Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Glaser, Here's Nikki.
Speaker 3: Hello here I am.
Speaker 2: It's a Nicky Glazer podcast. Welcome to it. We've got
Speaker 2: just a bunch of people that I love up in
Speaker 2: this bitch.
Speaker 4: Name one you.
Speaker 2: I guess I love you. Chris Convey's here from the
Speaker 2: Courtney Show and from my Heart.
Speaker 5: My boyfriend is here.
Speaker 2: From the What Kitchen from the Yeah, he was spotted
Speaker 2: at the kitchen earlier today.
Speaker 3: I just spotted.
Speaker 2: Him from five minutes ago in the kitchen about to
Speaker 2: blend a smoothie. And I looked at him and I go,
Speaker 2: what are you doing? And he was like, do I
Speaker 2: have time? And I go, you got two minutes? So yeah,
Speaker 2: And but I really meant no, and he read he
Speaker 2: read my yas you know what. And then he put
Speaker 2: his little flo frozen blueberries stack in the gator because
Speaker 2: he was going to make.
Speaker 3: A healthy for himself.
Speaker 2: So then he just cracked off half a kind bar
Speaker 2: and he came in here and then I looked at
Speaker 2: him and I go, where are we going to go
Speaker 2: for dinner? And he just threw the kind bar on
Speaker 2: the floor. You've been making me laugh all weekend. Anya
Speaker 2: and Brian and Noah are all here as well. But
Speaker 2: I Anya reminded me earlier today because I told her
Speaker 2: to remind me to talk about it today. But I
Speaker 2: didn't think you were going to be here, So I
Speaker 2: hope it's okay that I bring it up. But you
Speaker 2: made me laugh really hard this weekend when I sent
Speaker 2: you an indecent picture, remember, and I love that it
Speaker 2: was one of the best ones you've ever seen. Because
Speaker 2: I send I've said probably hundreds at this point in
Speaker 2: our relationship, and they are his love language, don't you agree,
Speaker 2: You like they make you feel like I've never sent
Speaker 2: a picture and gotten a response that I didn't cherish,
Speaker 2: and that made me feel really good. And you also
Speaker 2: feel really good when I take them and send them
Speaker 2: to you. Yeah, so I sent a pick really.
Speaker 4: Good at your creative you're an artist. It's not just like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is happening, It's like this is thought about it.
Speaker 4: There's there's angles that are also a work of art. Interesting. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: I know, she's like a goddess statue.
Speaker 2: Well, this weekend I did catch some good lighting. There
Speaker 2: was like a beam of light that was going across
Speaker 2: Like when I stood in the merror naked, I could
Speaker 2: see like a thin beam of light almost like you
Speaker 2: know in that Star Trek glasses guy like goes across
Speaker 2: what's it called, what's his name?
Speaker 5: That is like yeah, Data, It's just like I don't
Speaker 5: know his name either, And that is.
Speaker 2: The reference the black guy dat I don't see no
Speaker 2: color in space.
Speaker 4: It's the guy from reading Rainbow Bird.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so Levar's glasses level of beam that was
Speaker 2: going like an inch thick less than that was going
Speaker 2: across my boobs and then my like like lower stomach,
Speaker 2: and I just thought it looked cool, like it was
Speaker 2: just I don't know where it was even coming from.
Speaker 2: So then I just put it like right through you know,
Speaker 2: just going right through.
Speaker 3: My tits in the picture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it almostly was being like scanned for hot.
Speaker 2: I just mission it, I said it. Yeah, I sent
Speaker 2: it off to sea World. But I didn't know why
Speaker 2: it would be so exciting to you. But then I
Speaker 2: then you go, oh my, what you said to me
Speaker 2: was can I read your response?
Speaker 3: It's really it's insane.
Speaker 4: It was something about like it's it combined Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, clever and hot, brilliant move making it look
Speaker 2: like you had tanlines, you are perfect. This is an Alzheimer.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. Isn't that a nice response.
Speaker 5: And said, this reminds me of LeVar Burden.
Speaker 6: Yeah, reading, I can go anywhere in a book.
Speaker 5: So Andre and uh Lance Reddick, the late Lance Reddick
Speaker 5: and the one of the best Eric Andre scenes that
Speaker 5: Nicky and I you we watched it together when Lance
Speaker 5: Reddick was a guest on the Eric Andre Show. He
Speaker 5: just shocked everybody by coming out out dressed like a slave,
Speaker 5: I guess, and chanting this. I wish I was LeVar Burton.
Speaker 5: It's the funniest clip on the internet. I think, so
Speaker 5: so weird, it's so bold. He's like a real Yes,
Speaker 5: that's like a great actor. Crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I love it when cool actors that are good
Speaker 4: at acting buy into something funny that somebody that as
Speaker 4: funny as a Eric Andre was like, Hey, we should
Speaker 4: do this.
Speaker 2: It's so nice. When I did Nicky and Sarah Live,
Speaker 2: we did this. We were doing a press junket, you know,
Speaker 2: whenever of celebrity as a movie to promote they sit
Speaker 2: up in a hotel room and then people come in
Speaker 2: all day you know, access Hollywood eat and they come
Speaker 2: in extra and all these people boring people interview them.
Speaker 2: No offense to being a boring entertainment news reporter, but
Speaker 2: it's kind of a boring job, same questions over.
Speaker 4: And over and it's horrible. Like the celebrities hate it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they tried it.
Speaker 2: It's all day long and they're just there's a lot
Speaker 2: of memes going around of Killian Murphy just falling asleep
Speaker 2: in those and looking and just like his eyes just
Speaker 2: like drooping as he stares at these interviewers. So Sarah
Speaker 2: Schaeffer and I decided for our show, NICKI and Sarah,
Speaker 2: we had this opportunity to go for the Cruds. The
Speaker 2: Cruds was like an animated movie about cave people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Emma Stone and Ryan Reynolds were in it. That's the
Speaker 2: only people I know because we interviewed them at their junkets.
Speaker 2: So they're sitting in those little director's chairs together at
Speaker 2: this junket, and Sarah and I were like, how could
Speaker 2: we do like something that's like different than what most
Speaker 2: people are doing in there. So we decided to do
Speaker 2: small talk where we just go so this fucking weather,
Speaker 2: you know, it's crazy, it's hot, and like, man, that's
Speaker 2: a yeah, I don't even know what we said. We
Speaker 2: were just like a long weekend, you know, just we
Speaker 2: just called it small talk where it was kind of awkward.
Speaker 2: Emma wasn't really buying it. I don't think she really surprised.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we explained it well enough. They
Speaker 2: weren't really having it.
Speaker 3: The policies.
Speaker 4: Probably we're exhausted.
Speaker 2: I don't put it on her, because Emma's pretty great,
Speaker 2: only because I've met her. One time, she saw Mary
Speaker 2: and my dog and she goes, is she a hundred?
Speaker 2: She goes, oh my god, is she a hundred?
Speaker 3: And I've never gotten that out of my head.
Speaker 5: Have you seen her? Have you seen her? In The Crudes?
Speaker 5: One of my favorite movies of all time. I dressed
Speaker 5: up like the Crudes every Halloween.
Speaker 2: I mean, isn't it crazy how much work went into
Speaker 2: the Crudes and no one fucking cares.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, there's Crudes too came out recently. Crew Cruds
Speaker 4: was like this is I don't know, this took twelve
Speaker 4: years ago. Now, Yeah, Corey, Corey Caven and I had
Speaker 4: an inside joke about Crudes, like, yeah, we got on
Speaker 4: our show we pretended to love Krudes.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was one of our first flirts.
Speaker 2: That's what I got on a text exchange together, was
Speaker 2: he because Chris was working on the same show at
Speaker 2: the time and Corey. I got Corey to get me
Speaker 2: and Chris on a text message where we were pretending
Speaker 2: to love the cruds, and then that's how I got
Speaker 2: that nine one seven number that I behold so in
Speaker 2: my heart.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think it goes on.
Speaker 2: Chris could look it up, but I just want to
Speaker 2: say that Ryan Reynolds loved the bit so much and
Speaker 2: was so into it, and I've always loved him ever since.
Speaker 2: And in fact, when we were leaving, we were one
Speaker 2: of the last people to interview them. When we left
Speaker 2: after you know, we hung out for a second and
Speaker 2: then they went off and did something. We were leaving
Speaker 2: the building and we got we were in an elevator,
Speaker 2: not caught in an elevator. I was hoping that it
Speaker 2: was going to get caught, just to have a good story.
Speaker 2: But we went on the elevator and Ryan Roynolds was
Speaker 2: in the elevator as we were exiting this junket, and he.
Speaker 3: Did the joke with us again.
Speaker 2: He goes God's muggy out today and he like continued
Speaker 2: the bit.
Speaker 3: It was so nice, It was so cool.
Speaker 5: It seems like a timer. Everything he's in this, well,
Speaker 5: I'll buy mobile or whatever the fuck he's selling.
Speaker 2: Have you ever read his tweets to Blake Lively and
Speaker 2: like about his kids and stuff. He's so funny. It's
Speaker 2: so frustrating how funny he is. But he was Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was cool.
Speaker 3: But I do think.
Speaker 2: Emma Stone's awesome, not just from meeting her, but because
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift has a song about her that was just
Speaker 2: released on this last uh what's it called, you know,
Speaker 2: re released album she did where she did an extra
Speaker 2: song called When Emma Falls in Love and it's all
Speaker 2: about Emma Stone. And I was singing it to Anya
Speaker 2: this weekend and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why full version I got combumps.
Speaker 2: Well, I liked it because in one part, I like
Speaker 2: that song because Taylor says, sometimes I sometimes I wish
Speaker 2: I was her, and it just proves that like even
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift wishes she was someone else sometimes and I
Speaker 2: always wish that I was someone else, which is, you know,
Speaker 2: one of my most annoying things about my personality.
Speaker 5: And she wrote the song just to be like an
Speaker 5: ode to Emma Stone.
Speaker 2: She's so New York. When she's in LA, she won't
Speaker 2: lose herself and love the way that I did. She'll
Speaker 2: call you out, She'll put you in your place.
Speaker 3: Another que Emma falls in love.
Speaker 4: I'm learning what here's the Here's the cruise?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Exciting is whether or.
Speaker 5: Not you guys looked up names of characters from the
Speaker 5: cruise in order to make the bit more accurate.
Speaker 4: One cool thing about Emma Stone real quick, She's on
Speaker 4: a show with Nathan Fielder.
Speaker 2: I'm excited about that. I really no idea what it's
Speaker 2: going to be about, and that's exciting. This is so cute.
Speaker 2: This is our first text message to each other fifteenth,
Speaker 2: twenty thirteen.
Speaker 4: Right, it wasn't Krude's names. It was I took the
Speaker 4: crudes poster, which is just a it's like a group
Speaker 4: of cruds, like the faces of the cruds.
Speaker 2: Everyone was a group of cruds.
Speaker 5: Okay, I think they call it a croup.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, and then I photoshopped all of our co
Speaker 4: workers the crud there the stars.
Speaker 2: And I wrote back, I'm speechless, and you know what,
Speaker 2: I probably worked on that. I'm speechless response with Anya
Speaker 2: for several hours of like, what's the perfect thing to
Speaker 2: write back to this guy in a group text who
Speaker 2: I like. But I just want to get back to
Speaker 2: the text that I sent you the naked picture and
Speaker 2: your amazing response, because that's ten years Yeah, yeah, fast,
Speaker 2: we're ten years too. Now I'm just shooting off picture
Speaker 2: to my tits without thinking William Nilliam Willie Nillan. And
Speaker 2: so then I go, I love that you love it.
Speaker 2: I said the lighting was cool and I thought you
Speaker 2: needed to see it, and he wrote back, it's top
Speaker 2: five naked picks I've ever received. And I said that's
Speaker 2: such an honor. I'd better have three of those five
Speaker 2: spots at least, and he said really. He goes really
Speaker 2: happy you made it into the top five. That may
Speaker 2: last so hard that just like that's like you should
Speaker 2: just be grateful you're in there. And then I said
Speaker 2: I legit lo o led and then he wrote back
Speaker 2: I have. He wrote back, I have no real interest
Speaker 2: in examining it, but I'm guessing you have all the
Speaker 2: top ten.
Speaker 3: So then he followed it up with a nice sincere thing.
Speaker 2: It was a genuinely perfect little exchange between me and Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be hurt if if there were, if I
Speaker 2: wasn't in the top ten at all, because I actually there,
Speaker 2: I've seen some stuff.
Speaker 4: You've seen some stuff, yeah.
Speaker 2: And and there's some stuff I truly I wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to compete with. I'm a a I don't have the
Speaker 2: I don't have the buns for that. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: get them. I'm going to Pilates now.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Nikki Pilate's kind of perfect for it because
Speaker 4: she likes to torture herself a little bit, yes, and
Speaker 4: then she has like that that one of those like
Speaker 4: beautiful minds that can power through something to do like
Speaker 4: way more reps than a human should be able to.
Speaker 2: And they're like sex machines, like they're all a sex dungeon.
Speaker 2: You're on the Reformer, Yeah, yes, and you're horny. It's
Speaker 2: it is horny. It's well, it's it's so hard. And
Speaker 2: I haven't talked about it yet because I know Curson
Speaker 2: listens to the podcast, and I don't want her to
Speaker 2: get excited. And I also don't want her to start
Speaker 2: laughing because I talk about how much I struggle with it.
Speaker 2: Because Curston's a plate's genius. Oh really, and she does
Speaker 2: this the curson does.
Speaker 3: This thing where she like is like.
Speaker 2: No, no, like you, I think it's really cool.
Speaker 3: Like, and so I'm struggling so much.
Speaker 2: I don't want her to get excited, because you know
Speaker 2: when you start something and someone's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're doing the thing I love. Like if someone were
Speaker 2: to take a if Chris were to take a comedy class,
Speaker 2: at first of all, I'd be like, you better stop
Speaker 2: because you're too good. We're going to get amazing. But
Speaker 2: and I'm to Kirston, don't get excited. No, I probably would,
Speaker 2: did you hear? I read this study and this made
Speaker 2: me feel so much better. But there was some study
Speaker 2: that came out that girls. There was some study they
Speaker 2: did where women were supposed to recommend haircuts to other women,
Speaker 2: and the prettier the girl, the shorter the haircut they
Speaker 2: wanted them to go.
Speaker 3: So it'ssage.
Speaker 2: It's such good, it's so confirmed, like short hair equals
Speaker 2: we know you're not as sexual of a threat to us,
Speaker 2: and if you have longer hair, you are more of
Speaker 2: a threat. Therefore, let's let me make you uglier so
Speaker 2: I can compete.
Speaker 3: So it go falls in line.
Speaker 2: With kind of everything I'm talking about right now, the
Speaker 2: spoiler alert comes.
Speaker 1: To me, share your brows. I feel like no brows
Speaker 1: would be really good on you.
Speaker 2: Joke with I said, I go because when I said
Speaker 2: that I was gonna get I was going to get
Speaker 2: not bangs. No, I said I was gonna shave my
Speaker 2: head during COVID. I used to have a joke about it.
Speaker 2: I never really used it, but Whitney Cummings was like,
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 7: You look amazing, and I go, oh, I know who
Speaker 7: my real friends are, not you bitch. You don't you
Speaker 7: want me to fail and not be competition, but you know.
Speaker 1: Your skull is nick.
Speaker 2: And the only reason I say that joke is because
Speaker 2: I do think that Whitney Wold was not sabotaging and
Speaker 2: she actually was like trying to empower me and she
Speaker 2: but then I said that I suggested for Whitney, I
Speaker 2: was like, you should you know what?
Speaker 3: What was the what was the No, it was you
Speaker 3: know what?
Speaker 4: You should?
Speaker 2: The only you know what? You could totally pull off
Speaker 2: your eyelashes, like literally pull them on. I don't think
Speaker 2: you should have them anymore. I think it'd be the
Speaker 2: greatest look for you. And I was like, oh, you
Speaker 2: should try this thing where you contour like everywhere. It's
Speaker 2: like blackface, but it's like I pre swear it's not.
Speaker 2: It's just contour everywhere. I think you should wear that
Speaker 2: on Kimmel, just girls sabotaging each other. It was fun.
Speaker 4: What do you like about pilates?
Speaker 3: It's it finished, It's over at some point. I'm not
Speaker 3: even joking.
Speaker 2: I like that there's no clock in the room, and
Speaker 2: so it kind of here's what I do like about it.
Speaker 2: You do an exercise and then it's over right away.
Speaker 2: You're not doing You're not going circling back to you
Speaker 2: do it like and then you move to the next thing.
Speaker 2: You don't go back like there's only one thing I
Speaker 2: can even think of that I did twice, like you
Speaker 2: just it keeps, it's always changing up. Yeah, And I
Speaker 2: also like it's targeting muscles that I literally, I'm not
Speaker 2: joking you I Kirsten's laughing already. I cannot. I don't
Speaker 2: have these muscles. They have never once worked ever. There's
Speaker 2: no way for me to even engage them. And it's
Speaker 2: and when I get into a pose that's supposed to
Speaker 2: be like this is how it's done, it feels so
Speaker 2: foreign to me, it's not even close to what I
Speaker 2: think is a good form. You know, like at least
Speaker 2: sometimes when you get in a good pasture, you go, oh,
Speaker 2: this is what it is. I can kind of find it.
Speaker 2: I could never find these on my own, but I
Speaker 2: do feel like I will get there eventually.
Speaker 3: At least that's the the.
Speaker 4: I think you're going to be good at it.
Speaker 2: If you would talk to my instructor, I can kind
Speaker 2: of see they are like, stay, stay with maybe find
Speaker 2: a different instructor, don't They don't need to be like
Speaker 2: excited about where I can go.
Speaker 4: No, really, that's good.
Speaker 5: That's good motivation for you.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it is because I kind of
Speaker 3: just trust them.
Speaker 2: My voice teacher I like because he's the first voice
Speaker 2: teacher I've ever had who has said, oh, the things
Speaker 2: I can do with you and given me hope of
Speaker 2: where I can go, Whereas.
Speaker 4: I do want to hear that, like there are things
Speaker 4: I do like because I've had like multiple personal trainers
Speaker 4: and physical therapists say that I have the weakest core
Speaker 4: they've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I heard you say that on the radio show today,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, we both do.
Speaker 4: Really weak core. They say but then sometimes they're like, oh, man,
Speaker 4: you're really good at that, And that's what I When
Speaker 4: I hear that, I'm like, okay, I can. I'm going
Speaker 4: to get even better at that.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love to hear something I'm exceptional, and mine
Speaker 2: is having a very I have very flexible joints, so
Speaker 2: all of my lower back is moving a lot, and
Speaker 2: my abs and my but have done no work over
Speaker 2: the past thirty nine years. They have been off the
Speaker 2: clock because my lower back can do everything. It's very strong,
Speaker 2: and so are my shoulders.
Speaker 5: Oh you do.
Speaker 2: I do. I can do the butterfly and not move
Speaker 2: any other part of my body besides comedy.
Speaker 4: What else are you? Are you good? Like good at that?
Speaker 4: People are like, oh, you're good at that. It's something
Speaker 4: about you that's like spend.
Speaker 2: I can go into a backbend any you say that
Speaker 2: on stage and that was sorry, go into a back
Speaker 2: bend and I can kind of almost hang into a
Speaker 2: back bend without touching my hands to the ground.
Speaker 4: I've seen that photo. There's a photo of you from
Speaker 4: like a year and a half ago that's like extraordinary.
Speaker 2: So that's a talent. What about you, guys? Do just
Speaker 2: what's what's something that you get complimented on his voice?
Speaker 2: I mean, she can reach higher notes than well.
Speaker 4: That is good. That is good, and I agree with that,
Speaker 4: But what about something that isn't because that's part of her.
Speaker 4: It's it's like what she does.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: People are like, your calves are incredible. I was walking
Speaker 1: in front of Nicky and David Spade or David Spade
Speaker 1: and his friends last night or whatever and two nights ago,
Speaker 1: and he's just like, hey, on, you know, we're just
Speaker 1: looking at your calves, and I'm like, I heard it
Speaker 1: a million times in my life. Figure skating calves.
Speaker 2: There's lots. It's a fun one or deeply well. Spain
Speaker 2: has good caves too, he says it on stage. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got like carry underwood calves.
Speaker 3: Not even my exact words.
Speaker 2: People just tell me that.
Speaker 3: But so I think it.
Speaker 2: Takes one to know one. Yeah, Brian, what about going
Speaker 2: to You've got any exceptional things that you would complimented
Speaker 2: on a lot are like, wow, you're really good at those.
Speaker 5: I'm very good at gambling, right. I have a friends
Speaker 5: group now and a WhatsApp chat called free Money, and
Speaker 5: all it is I put I put bets in there
Speaker 5: and we just win every time.
Speaker 2: I just have assistant with baby follows your Yeah.
Speaker 5: This weekend was a little rough. We had a little
Speaker 5: I went a little ham on what's the phrase? I
Speaker 5: went ham this weekend and buck I got too confident.
Speaker 5: I was so confident. I was like, everything I say
Speaker 5: is right. So then I started making bets that were
Speaker 5: not really wise and we we kind of got like
Speaker 5: a sixty percent hit rate. So we still more or
Speaker 5: less we're up. But like before that, before this weekend,
Speaker 5: I was literally like six out of seven bets, I
Speaker 5: was getting right every single.
Speaker 4: Woo, NFL, the Wild West.
Speaker 2: He'll bet on Belarusian Women's ball.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but I've been crushing it. It's called free money.
Speaker 5: If anybody wants to subscribe to my newsletter, it's sixteen
Speaker 5: dollars a month. But I can really, I really think
Speaker 5: I can make it.
Speaker 4: You do that. It's not free money because it's free
Speaker 4: money for Brian. I can really.
Speaker 5: Believe I can make a thousand dollars a month gambling easy.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 5: I mean, And if I had more money, I would
Speaker 5: bet I would be able to make more. But I
Speaker 5: think I'm good at that.
Speaker 1: Let's make that happen. Guys click like and subscribe.
Speaker 5: No, I have this thame with my friends where it's
Speaker 5: like if my if my friend gives me five hundred dollars,
Speaker 5: I'll just give him back fifteen hundred dollars two months later.
Speaker 5: That's the that's the service I'm provided.
Speaker 2: You've told me this before, and I go, why don't
Speaker 2: you just not work anymore? Because if you could.
Speaker 4: He started doing that two years ago.
Speaker 5: I've been not working full time for like for years.
Speaker 2: There reminds me of your best Man speech guy, the
Speaker 2: guy that said you're on strike from a job you
Speaker 2: don't even have.
Speaker 5: Out by the way, that's ober, which we could talk
Speaker 5: about if you want to.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's true. Well, we'll get to some headlines
Speaker 2: when we get back. We're gonna take a quick break
Speaker 2: and be right back after this with Chris Brian No
Speaker 2: Anya Nikki.
Speaker 3: All right, we're back.
Speaker 2: Let's get to some recent headlines and just talk about
Speaker 2: what's going on. Oh this is my way of keeping
Speaker 2: me on track and getting through some stuff for instead of.
Speaker 4: Talking about the morning show the whole time that people could.
Speaker 2: Do it, going to get to it because there's been.
Speaker 3: Another Apples show.
Speaker 4: It should be the morning show minute where we just
Speaker 4: you just pop plow through the morning show and you don't.
Speaker 3: Do we should do a minute at the end of
Speaker 3: this no, will you do?
Speaker 2: Will you set it so we have a timer for
Speaker 2: sixty seconds where we we will cover the morning show? Sure,
Speaker 2: but yes here in the Nikky Laser podcast we will
Speaker 2: talk about Uba early on or later on. Okay, what's
Speaker 2: like the first headline we decided to talk about?
Speaker 6: The first headline? I just want an order of what
Speaker 6: you sent me. Two people are dead after a suspected
Speaker 6: grizzly bear attack in Canada's Banff National Park.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I love that dogs.
Speaker 4: It's really it's really sating. I'll tell you. What's really
Speaker 4: sad is that now they have to kill the grizzly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they This is the dumbest thing about this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Why do they need to kill the grizzly then kill
Speaker 2: all of them? Because any grizzly would have killed these people.
Speaker 4: I think it's like that, And then I might be wrong.
Speaker 4: This might be like an old wives tale thing. I
Speaker 4: think it's like once they get the taste for blood
Speaker 4: and they know that, Okay, like these human beings, we
Speaker 4: can eat these things. Then they're like they spread the word.
Speaker 5: They yell, that's what the are doing. King boats left
Speaker 5: and right because one of them are playing.
Speaker 2: I heard, no, I heard they're playing, and that's been the.
Speaker 5: Works. They said that that's probably.
Speaker 2: You know, the grizzly bear attack is really sad. This
Speaker 2: is another, you know, reason for me not to go
Speaker 2: camping and stuff. I just don't understand why people would
Speaker 2: ever go in a place where you could be eaten
Speaker 2: by bears and not blaming the victims, but a little
Speaker 2: bit like what are you doing?
Speaker 5: Are or are they in like a sanctioned campsite?
Speaker 2: I read on Reddit some guy goes, I was just
Speaker 2: on this trail last week, so I think it's like
Speaker 2: kind of maybe it's like but I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 6: Brian can also add to this. There's something called a
Speaker 6: bear bag, and people who go camping know that they
Speaker 6: have to take all their food. You don't store it
Speaker 6: next to you camping, to put it inside a bear bag,
Speaker 6: which is made of like like chain metal or something,
Speaker 6: and you tie it up to a tree far far
Speaker 6: away from the camp.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: I've watched alone and to.
Speaker 4: Man alone is good.
Speaker 2: Y was on a loan.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are these guys smoking meat in their
Speaker 1: tent or in their shelters.
Speaker 2: They can we've been attacked by a bear. On there,
Speaker 2: knock on wood, knock on house, knock.
Speaker 1: On one rip she kind of she did, she's dead
Speaker 1: by from the bear. Oh my god, bear really And
Speaker 1: then she was so sweet. She felt so bad she
Speaker 1: was the trans woman. She felt so bad that her
Speaker 1: violence came out that she like sprayed the bear with
Speaker 1: the bear sprand did the siren. And then she felt
Speaker 1: so guilty that she scared the bear that she cried
Speaker 1: and then I think excused herself from the show and left.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, well that's that's sweet, but I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: sorry to bring it down.
Speaker 3: I'm terrified of bears.
Speaker 2: I often have dreams about getting attacked by bears. They
Speaker 2: run so fast. There's just something so terrifying about something
Speaker 2: that they say. If it starts charging you, bye, you're done.
Speaker 2: Like there's no getting out of it. Once it's decided
Speaker 2: to attack you, you're dead. There's no fighting off a bear.
Speaker 2: You can't win, There's nowhere to go. Like I heard
Speaker 2: one one guy I met on f Bay Island. He
Speaker 2: was one of the crew members. He had a chunk
Speaker 2: missing from his ankle, and I go, no one would
Speaker 2: ask him what happened to him?
Speaker 3: And I go one day, I go, what happened?
Speaker 2: We were I was getting the vaccine.
Speaker 3: I remember, I go, Jesus Christ, what about your ankle?
Speaker 2: It was like this huge scar and he goes attacked
Speaker 2: by a bear and I go, what everyone?
Speaker 3: This guy was attacked by a bear.
Speaker 2: And then he told a story and he went under
Speaker 2: a car and was able to wait it out and
Speaker 2: it just got his ankle, but he was under car.
Speaker 2: But you know, you hear about these attacks and if
Speaker 2: they start charging you, there's no lick covering your neck,
Speaker 2: they're gonna kill you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a few like little like tricks and stuff,
Speaker 4: and you can kind of go. Like most we've seen videos,
Speaker 4: you try to make yourself look as big as possible.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you just don't back down. There's different Like for
Speaker 4: a black bear and a brown bear, there's different.
Speaker 5: Hopefully saying black bear, you should be able to scare
Speaker 5: it away.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like black black bear, don't care. Brown
Speaker 4: brown laid down white like good night, yeah your toast
Speaker 4: like because a polar bear is just brutal bear. I
Speaker 4: think you played dead and then a black bear You're like, hey, buddy,
Speaker 4: just get out of here.
Speaker 2: Oh man, this is really I get. You have to
Speaker 2: have that memorized because it's charging at you and you're
Speaker 2: going black bear don't care. But brown bear.
Speaker 5: Well, you should know when you go into the wilderness
Speaker 5: whether or not it's going to be black or brown
Speaker 5: or polar bears. Right, yeah, where the black bears.
Speaker 4: Are brown or scary. But haven't you seen I mean
Speaker 4: you're on Reddit. There's like a video a night of
Speaker 4: black bears just clown and having fun getting people's pools.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: You could scare party.
Speaker 5: If you want to. You should just never run into
Speaker 5: a black bear because if you're hiking or something, you
Speaker 5: just got to be chatting with somebody. You can have
Speaker 5: a bear bell, which some people do where they put
Speaker 5: a little bell on their knapsacks that it rings just
Speaker 5: so that the bears know that there's people around. The
Speaker 5: worst thing you can do is stumble upon a bear
Speaker 5: and surprise them, especially if they have their cubs around
Speaker 5: cut because the defensively attack.
Speaker 4: I got a bear story. So so we're camping and
Speaker 4: we're in the woods, is a while ago. It's like
Speaker 4: my high school, my high school outdoor club. It's two guys,
Speaker 4: two guys that I love, a guy named Brian and Ryan. Brian,
Speaker 4: Ryan and Chris Well, we're all hanging out. We're all
Speaker 4: the president at one point of the outdoors club in
Speaker 4: our high school. But this is when I was a sophomore,
Speaker 4: so we were all so one was a senior, one
Speaker 4: was junior. I was a sophomore. We just went going
Speaker 4: like a quick camping trip on the weekend and uh,
Speaker 4: you know, it was overnight. We're having a good time
Speaker 4: and on the way back, they were like, hey, you know,
Speaker 4: we're we're going through bear country. We need you know,
Speaker 4: we need to bang pots and pans. So like, you know,
Speaker 4: you're you're the youngest one, so you just yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: they like to party too, so that's how you took
Speaker 4: track them. So they're like, so I'm banging pots and pans,
Speaker 4: like all day long. I'm banging pots and pans, right,
Speaker 4: And he's like, they're like got a scare away the
Speaker 4: bear And so like we're telling jokes, so everybody's telling
Speaker 4: different jokes, and then people are telling different stories, and
Speaker 4: so as we're hiking there's telling me this story. They're like,
Speaker 4: you know, there was like a there was like a
Speaker 4: kid in the forest and he got lost, and you know,
Speaker 4: he went in this long story. I mean it was
Speaker 4: like fifteen minutes long, and they both had different parts,
Speaker 4: and he's like and at the end the the the
Speaker 4: the camp counselor stood up and he said, there's no
Speaker 4: bears in southern Illinois. And the whole joke was we
Speaker 4: were in southern Illinois and they made me bang pots
Speaker 4: and pans for like all day. Oh yeah, I got.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: You followed it, though, because usually you're kind of a
Speaker 2: renegade and you're like, you know, they're not.
Speaker 4: Going to get Yeah, well I was like making I
Speaker 4: was like having fun with it and all this stuff.
Speaker 4: But it was a.
Speaker 2: Really it's a good joke.
Speaker 4: It was a long time. It was really it was
Speaker 4: pretty that's a positive prank, Yeah, positive Franka.
Speaker 2: No one was harmed.
Speaker 4: Nobody was harmed.
Speaker 5: They have all the bears that were decimated in southern Illinois.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have even gone on that hike because I'm
Speaker 2: so scared of the bear, so I would have missed
Speaker 2: out on it. The frank would have realined, Oh yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: even having fun.
Speaker 5: I got the chance to read the article a little
Speaker 5: bit while you guys are all talking.
Speaker 2: Please the bear.
Speaker 5: They were in the back country, so it's like and
Speaker 5: then in Banff, I mean, that's that's that's Canada, that's
Speaker 5: southern Canada. But it's still the wilderness in the mountains
Speaker 5: of Canada, the Canadian Rockies, so there are grizzly bears
Speaker 5: out there. So if you go into the wilderness, into
Speaker 5: the back country in the Canadian Rockies, you need to
Speaker 5: know what you're doing, and chances are they did know
Speaker 5: what they were doing. But what was startling about this
Speaker 5: interaction is that usually when a bear attacks a human,
Speaker 5: they'll run away after that because they're scared. It was
Speaker 5: probably defensive. It was probably they stumbled upon the bear.
Speaker 5: The bear was like, oh fuck, and then attacked. Uh
Speaker 5: what's the word?
Speaker 4: Just reflected. So they came back and took them allway.
Speaker 5: When the rangers came to search for the humans, the
Speaker 5: bear was still there with the.
Speaker 2: Corpses displaying aggressive behavior.
Speaker 5: Which means that the bear was a predator, was preying
Speaker 5: on the people, which is why they had to put
Speaker 5: it down.
Speaker 1: Oh and Brian correct me if I'm wrong. He did
Speaker 1: kill their dog too.
Speaker 5: Right, I didn't read about the dog. I just blocked
Speaker 5: that stuff out.
Speaker 3: But they cares about a dog after the people died.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that that added nothing to the because dog
Speaker 2: I'm not a vegan, but it didn't.
Speaker 5: But the people brought the dog there. The people. It's
Speaker 5: a good part of the ones who made the choice,
Speaker 5: but heartless.
Speaker 2: But I don't care about a dog when you've added
Speaker 2: on the dog after two people have been killed. Sure,
Speaker 2: it just it's not it's interesting because but here's what it.
Speaker 4: Says to me is that that dog tried to protect them,
Speaker 4: because the dog could have gotten away.
Speaker 2: From the because he wasn't going for the dog first,
Speaker 2: and that all three of them died.
Speaker 5: Like you think, like, Okay, if the wife gets killed,
Speaker 5: the husband would have a chance to escape or the dog.
Speaker 2: I know why because they were defending each other. Because
Speaker 2: I think like if Chris and I were on a
Speaker 2: hike and he starts getting maulled and I'm trying, like
Speaker 2: trying to pull the bear off them, the bear is
Speaker 2: gonna fucking swipe at me, start chewing on my face,
Speaker 2: and then Chris is already injured can't get away and
Speaker 2: then he's got two snacks waiting.
Speaker 5: In sane insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a GP.
Speaker 5: They had a GPS system, so I think they the
Speaker 5: victims seem to have called for help on their GPS,
Speaker 5: so they they must have they were prepared if they
Speaker 5: had a GPS system, which that doesn't work on phones.
Speaker 5: You have to buy a specific like garment GPS to
Speaker 5: bring with you into the back country for situations exactly
Speaker 5: like this. So these probably were not novice hikers. They
Speaker 5: probably were like, we are going into the backcountry, into
Speaker 5: grizzly territory and we're going to camp. And so like Nikki,
Speaker 5: if you're like afraid of camping or whatever, it's like
Speaker 5: you can avoid more or less situations where you could
Speaker 5: get attacked by a grizzly bear.
Speaker 4: Well, one time, there's a guy named Grizzly Bear, but
Speaker 4: he's really.
Speaker 2: Nice and he's just gonna bore you with stories of
Speaker 2: past burning man's. One time my dad took my we
Speaker 2: went all camping and there was some hillbillies also camping
Speaker 2: near us, and we were young, I think I was
Speaker 2: probably ten, and my dad took us to go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom at like a it was like not camp
Speaker 2: it was like campgrounds, you know. And he took us
Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom and we had to like
Speaker 2: walk past these hoosiers who were like hanging out and
Speaker 2: like just like smoking and drinking and shooting things. And
Speaker 2: they were hooting and hollering and shooting baby guns like
Speaker 2: in our direction, kind of like fucking with us this,
Speaker 2: you know, as a family. And my dad brought us
Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom and one of the the
Speaker 2: guys go bring those girls back when they were eighteen.
Speaker 2: And I just remember not really knowing what it meant,
Speaker 2: but my dad was like really mad about it. But
Speaker 2: I was surprised that they cared that we should be legal.
Speaker 2: I think they would have just I kind of like
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god. But I remember when I
Speaker 2: turned eighteen, I remembered to make the joke Dad, we
Speaker 2: got to go back.
Speaker 4: I swear to god, you're killing I.
Speaker 2: Really long talked about it as a family, probably every
Speaker 2: couple of years of just that story.
Speaker 4: Ten Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I remembered, like when I turned eighteen, I was like,
Speaker 2: you gotta make that joke. I there's some really fun
Speaker 2: running jokes in my family that have paid off really well,
Speaker 2: one time we were with my dad was just like
Speaker 2: tired of seeing this this friends of ours got like engaged,
Speaker 2: and they sent all these engagement photos of their like
Speaker 2: kids getting engaged, and they just looked like they were like,
Speaker 2: oh creation they were like holding each other and just gazing,
Speaker 2: you know, like engagement photos just disgusting. And my dad
Speaker 2: was just like, no one wants to see this anymore,
Speaker 2: so annoying, Like look at all these they did a
Speaker 2: whole photo shit, it was like the beginning of when
Speaker 2: those kind of shoots started happening. And I clipped out.
Speaker 2: So my dad was so annoyed by I was talking
Speaker 2: about it like a lot for like a day or whatever.
Speaker 2: And then it was Christmas break, so like, you know,
Speaker 2: five days later it was Christmas and oh no, maybe
Speaker 2: we were eating pizza. It was around that time, but
Speaker 2: we were eating pizza, and I made sure that the
Speaker 2: slice my dad was gonna grab underneath the slice.
Speaker 4: Was a picture because.
Speaker 7: And these two click noodle like couples I cut out
Speaker 7: of the car, and.
Speaker 4: My dad was just like what the hell.
Speaker 2: You just couldn't believe it was laughing so hard to.
Speaker 4: Positive friends.
Speaker 6: Story, Okay, Taylor Swift steps out for dinner with Blake
Speaker 6: Live Lively, Sophie Turner, and Brittany Mahomes and NYC.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was happened on Friday night or Saturday night
Speaker 2: and then sun. It was a star studded.
Speaker 6: Event at MetLife Stadium for the Kansas City Chiefs versus
Speaker 6: the New York Jets. The Karma singer was joined by
Speaker 6: Sophie Turner, Blake Lively, Robin Lively, I guess is her sister,
Speaker 6: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Sabrina Carpenter, and Anthony Perowski, along
Speaker 6: with Mahomes's.
Speaker 2: Wife, Nicki Pod. Oh yeah, well let's get to that
Speaker 2: in a second. Nicky pod Memes, which is the meme
Speaker 2: account that does stuff, had a picture of their picture
Speaker 2: going around where so Sabrina Carpenter clearly doesn't understand what
Speaker 2: the fuck is going on in the game that everyone
Speaker 2: else is cheering, and they put like that's Nikki, that's
Speaker 2: Chris that like, They've so different people in the box
Speaker 2: and labeled them and I was the one that didn't
Speaker 2: know what was going on. But I'm starting to figure
Speaker 2: it out, I have to say.
Speaker 3: But I wanted to talk.
Speaker 2: About this not only because it's something we've talked about
Speaker 2: on the show already and it's Taylor Swift related.
Speaker 3: But Chris put.
Speaker 2: Planted a seed last night when we were talking about
Speaker 2: this or was it yesterday, And I'm fully on.
Speaker 3: Board that my girl she getting paid.
Speaker 2: Taylor is making a profit from some from going to
Speaker 2: these games. And I'm not saying that with any judgment
Speaker 2: or with any like just like ew disgust or anything.
Speaker 2: I just think, knowing what I know about my girl,
Speaker 2: she would never lend her.
Speaker 3: Image this much to something just out of.
Speaker 2: Support for a boyfriend or a guy she's newly dating
Speaker 2: unless there was something on the back end, because my
Speaker 2: girl is not going to mess with the f NFL
Speaker 2: unless they want to dance. And like they also are there,
Speaker 2: like there's there's some there is going to be a mutual.
Speaker 2: She's getting something, they're getting something because they always support
Speaker 2: women getting paid. Totally get get paid, girl. But there
Speaker 2: it just dawned on me when Chris said the NFL
Speaker 2: you made the best point ever. Can you share that
Speaker 2: point of.
Speaker 3: What was why the relationship works so well?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well because like what group of
Speaker 4: people is Taylor Swift not getting?
Speaker 3: You know, who's who's the.
Speaker 2: Number one group of people that probably aren't swifties. If
Speaker 2: you could, if you need to target the biggest group
Speaker 2: of people in one arena, who would they be a
Speaker 2: football player?
Speaker 3: In football fans?
Speaker 4: I mean with the reverse.
Speaker 2: And then who's the biggest group of people that you
Speaker 2: can collectively combine under one umbrella that don't like football? Swifties? Yeah,
Speaker 2: how do we get them both to start liking each
Speaker 2: other's things across a relationship that I think is genuine?
Speaker 4: And the NFL is pretty underhanded like they're they're They're
Speaker 4: a corrupt organization through and through. It's filled with bad.
Speaker 2: I liked your point about CT. Will you never hear
Speaker 2: about anymore? Did they cure it?
Speaker 4: In twenty years there's going to be a documentary about
Speaker 4: how the NFL has covered up CT, all the CT
Speaker 4: we used to.
Speaker 1: Carry about ramatic brain injury.
Speaker 3: That's the Will Smith movie.
Speaker 2: This Yeah makes you go crazy?
Speaker 4: He guess who has a bunch of movies coming out?
Speaker 4: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, does Blake Lively? I think she did.
Speaker 5: Guess what else happened during the game last night which
Speaker 5: I watched and bet a lot of money on. There
Speaker 5: was a commercial for the Taylor's.
Speaker 2: Taylor and it was the first commercial of the first
Speaker 2: commercial break right out of the game during everything was
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift. She would never let them, not that they
Speaker 2: don't have to ask for permission totally for as much
Speaker 2: as they've been using. But it is so over the top.
Speaker 2: I know that she is involved. She would not allow
Speaker 2: this happen. And she and yes, people have used her
Speaker 2: image before and gone overboard with it, but she does
Speaker 2: not put her then face anticipating in it. She goes, Okay, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: you can make fun of me on SNL or whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go on SNL then like on
Speaker 2: that episode that you're you know, like people can talk
Speaker 2: about her a lot, but she's not going to show
Speaker 2: up at the thing, right, Yeah, she's and but this
Speaker 2: is not to be very clear, I do not think
Speaker 2: their relationship is fake. I actually think it's real and
Speaker 2: that this is all just happening to be something that
Speaker 2: they go, oh, there's synergy here within you know, we
Speaker 2: can make some money off of this too. But I
Speaker 2: do think they're having some fun.
Speaker 5: You know, what if it is fake, it doesn't Travis
Speaker 5: Kelsey is benefiting from this as well. He gained nine
Speaker 5: hundred thousand followers on Instagram. Wow since three days ago. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he is gaining his popularity as well.
Speaker 2: The first football game I have ever put on by
Speaker 2: myself in my life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, coming home and seeing Nikki watching football was one
Speaker 4: of the greatest for everybody.
Speaker 6: How the ratings been for the Super Bowl over the
Speaker 6: last couple of years? Have they been declining?
Speaker 5: Solid? Solid to the nineties or something when everybody watched TV?
Speaker 5: But like, no, they're solid.
Speaker 4: But it's just television rings if you combine like streaming
Speaker 4: and all the other stuff, like, it is not something
Speaker 4: that is suffering.
Speaker 2: I just realized, you know how like this year's Super
Speaker 2: Bowl performance, everyone's kind of like Usher, she's not going
Speaker 2: to do it. No, I know she's not going to
Speaker 2: do it. But if she's just there, it'll be enough,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, like it'll us Usher equals a
Speaker 2: j Lo Shakira, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like it elevates everything a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm thinking is that the NFL stands to
Speaker 2: gain so much the more Taylor Swift is at these
Speaker 2: these events. So the further the Chiefs go, the better
Speaker 2: the chief play, the more their money.
Speaker 5: They're going to make get your money on the tew.
Speaker 2: Incentivized to maybe make things go.
Speaker 4: And could they not only care about money? How can
Speaker 4: they cropt organization?
Speaker 1: They?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they will. I wouldn't bet anything. I wouldn't bet
Speaker 4: against them doing something nefarious.
Speaker 5: To there's so that somehow they made the Jets look
Speaker 5: good last night, so that the game was more competitive.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. I am enjoying football. I am enjoying it.
Speaker 2: Chris is taking me through. The thing I'm enjoying most
Speaker 2: is when on YouTube TV, if you happen to step
Speaker 2: away for I don't know, an hour to watch the
Speaker 2: morning show, fifty two minutes whatever it is, probably you
Speaker 2: take a couple of breaks during it to talk about
Speaker 2: how bad it is with your person. So an hour
Speaker 2: you think about eight minutes of that, uh plus fifty two,
Speaker 2: and then you come back to the game and they go,
Speaker 2: do you want to watch the game? All the best
Speaker 2: plays leading up to this moment, and then you just
Speaker 2: sit and you just because that for me is what
Speaker 2: makes both a little tedious and confusing.
Speaker 3: Is all the waiting.
Speaker 2: If you just give me play after play, I can
Speaker 2: start like figuring it out. Yeah, I need to watch
Speaker 2: them back.
Speaker 4: To back, catching up through key plays.
Speaker 2: Yes, I really think it's good for my learning. Those
Speaker 2: that YouTube. We have just one oh sorry, one minute
Speaker 2: before the break. You want to do the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry brand to.
Speaker 1: Cut you off.
Speaker 2: Yes, we got to get to it. It's time for
Speaker 2: the Morning Show. Minutes all right, here we go.
Speaker 4: You gotta goo.
Speaker 2: Morning Show. Wait, Matt made a song to it. You
Speaker 2: sent me in Anya.
Speaker 3: It's a little ball.
Speaker 2: It's going around, going around. Yeah, black yellow first intro.
Speaker 4: That should get put out there. People should hear that.
Speaker 2: Okay, here are my grapes with episode four of the
Speaker 2: Morning Show. There the budget on this seems to be
Speaker 2: a little tight. Why do we think that Chris location shot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a bunch of shots that just looked terribly.
Speaker 8: It looked terrible that Coney because she wants to saw
Speaker 8: Jonahan is Elon Musk and she's and Jenniferanson's trying to
Speaker 8: show John Hamm, I'm going to take you to space.
Speaker 3: You took me to space. Time for me to take you, So.
Speaker 2: What's that going to be? Riding this crazy ride? And
Speaker 2: then they go on this ride together and then they're
Speaker 2: at Coney Island all day long day. Do you think
Speaker 2: Elon Musk and Katie Kirk would ever go to Coney Island.
Speaker 3: All day long?
Speaker 4: Katie Kirk nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking Katie Kirk ninety two. And also there
Speaker 2: was one hot moment where he kind of grabbed her
Speaker 2: by the like the the he grabbed the loop of
Speaker 2: her jeans and kind of like moved her out of
Speaker 2: the way of the pinmull machine. That was hot. Have
Speaker 2: I thought about it a couple times since then?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 2: At one point during the show, Chris says to me,
Speaker 2: you know what I like about John Ham.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 2: What do you like?
Speaker 4: He's never had a good body. He's never you know,
Speaker 4: he's like but he's like a barrel he's like barrel chested. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like even in Mad Men he was, you know, ten
Speaker 4: years ago or whatever, he had like the body of
Speaker 4: like a fifties like good looking guy, but not like
Speaker 4: a guy who's like worked hard at it. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: he's he doesn't you know, he's fine, but he's not
Speaker 4: he's not doing plate.
Speaker 3: That's what I say to that.
Speaker 2: Before we go to break because I said to Anya
Speaker 2: the quote Iris.
Speaker 1: He's a man with an elephant Dick and he has
Speaker 1: trailed so many women. I just want to see him
Speaker 1: plow Annaston's character.
Speaker 2: Oh, she don't get plowed. But the show is still dumb.
Speaker 2: We don't care about anyone. I don't know what I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to be rooting for. I'm confused at who's the
Speaker 2: good guy, who's the bad guy? I don't care? Well,
Speaker 2: I keep watching. Yes, are the characters great? No? Is
Speaker 2: the dialogue great? It's mediocre. Are the actors amazing? And
Speaker 2: of course they are? And that is why I will
Speaker 2: keep watching. Are they c g I ing Reese Witherspoon
Speaker 2: and Jenniferance's face. It's most of the budget. That's why
Speaker 2: they go to Coney Island on that date? Are they blurry?
Speaker 1: Every time you look at it.
Speaker 4: And it's like, well that's a woman?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ye, that is a beautiful They moved feet over
Speaker 2: to Margie I love.
Speaker 4: I'm a huge markeliecause.
Speaker 3: You're a good wife.
Speaker 2: Guy.
Speaker 1: I think anyone care about this lesbian subplot?
Speaker 2: No scissor, no thing. I want to see them make
Speaker 2: out and like get it on. Otherwise, no care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to see Reese post deep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to go to break and well we're
Speaker 2: gonna do reddit dump when we get back.
Speaker 3: We covered a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm glad, I'm happy for us.
Speaker 3: All Right, we're back.
Speaker 2: It's time for Reddit dump. This is your red it dump.
Speaker 2: I know that was like my mom and my mom
Speaker 2: there was something that was before I saw your surgery,
Speaker 2: So that shows you. Yeah, Okay, I really liked this.
Speaker 2: This is from this just popped up for me on Reddit.
Speaker 2: But it was from a the you know what how
Speaker 2: on Reddit, babe, Like they'll just give you subreddits that
Speaker 2: you're not assigned to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, babe, I know.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, babe. This is from my Favorite Murder, which
Speaker 2: is a podcast obviously, and this was a post about it.
Speaker 2: Says best episodes where Karen discusses drinking and her reasons
Speaker 2: for sobriety. And that's just the title, but it it's
Speaker 2: a quote from Karen Kilgariff's uh memoir I guess that
Speaker 2: she's coming out with She's so funny. But she just
Speaker 2: wrote if someone out there is maybe thinking about quitting
Speaker 2: drinking or maybe has quit drinking and needs a little boost,
Speaker 2: this like quote really helped me and I thought it
Speaker 2: was like pretty uh, you'll you'll see, Okay, she says,
Speaker 2: So this is from her book If you love drinking
Speaker 2: because it feels like slowly slipping into a big, fun
Speaker 2: hot tub full of your funnest friends, You're right. It
Speaker 2: definitely feels that way to you. You're floating a long
Speaker 2: in the therapeutic waters of four beers before the big
Speaker 2: camp dance. Then I Melt with You comes on, and
Speaker 2: everyone goes crazy with teenage feelings. You're at the company
Speaker 2: Christmas party, sneaking shots in your cubicle with the web
Speaker 2: designer you assumed hayed you. Now you realize he's deeply
Speaker 2: in love with you. I Melt with You comes on,
Speaker 2: your cubicle goes crazy with teenage feelings, warmth, weightlessness, relaxation.
Speaker 3: What is there not to love?
Speaker 2: It's just the thing about partying is that loss of
Speaker 2: control is one of the major fun factors. But the
Speaker 2: older you get, the less charming that loss of control
Speaker 2: reads to the rest of the room. You don't really
Speaker 2: see it, since you're all glassy eyed and half deaf
Speaker 2: from seven my ties. People will try to tell you, Hey,
Speaker 2: you humiliated yourself at the bakeoff and puked in my
Speaker 2: new Lantra, and you'll be all shut up Barry, You're
Speaker 2: such a drag because it's very, very painful to admit
Speaker 2: that your party hot tub has turned freezing cold and
Speaker 2: people are getting out because you've begun to shit in
Speaker 2: the water. Painful and shameful. Better to attack good friends
Speaker 2: who care about you than admit you're swimming in a
Speaker 2: toilet of your own making. Wow, I really liked that
Speaker 2: because I think that when you there's always that moment
Speaker 2: before you quit drinking where you're realizing that you're embarrassing yourself.
Speaker 2: I think that's always what begins people's like skid to
Speaker 2: a bottom is like the embarrassment and just starting to
Speaker 2: realize how much of an embarrassment you are. And then
Speaker 2: there's the denial of it. And I was never someone
Speaker 2: though that was like shut up, I was cool. I
Speaker 2: was always like, don't please, don't tell me about it.
Speaker 2: I know and I don't want to hear you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 1: People that don't get sober are the ones that don't
Speaker 1: have that gene. Like Sonya from Real Housewives. She has
Speaker 1: a daughter. She is so drunk, embarrassingly drunk when she
Speaker 1: gets drunk, but they'll show her clips back of herself
Speaker 1: and she doesn't have the shame gene.
Speaker 5: She's just like, right, you gotta have shame to be
Speaker 5: self aware enough in order to change.
Speaker 2: That shocks me when people just don't seem to be embarrassed.
Speaker 2: It was kind of always the feeling I had about
Speaker 2: people on reality shows, because I always wanted to go
Speaker 2: on a reality show. But when I drank, I just knew.
Speaker 2: I knew I would get on a reality show and
Speaker 2: it would be good. I would be good on it.
Speaker 2: But I knew when I drank, it would be too embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I would do something and say something embarrassing. So I
Speaker 2: just knew I couldn't get on a reality show until
Speaker 2: I quit drinking, which didn't happen un till it was
Speaker 2: past the age for Real World, which I think is
Speaker 2: twenty five. So I quit when I was twenty seven.
Speaker 2: So I never got a chance to like audition because
Speaker 2: I knew, like I always knew that I was annoying.
Speaker 2: I think people need to have that more often, right.
Speaker 1: Like maybe they are just alcoholics and then drinkers, and
Speaker 1: not every drinker is and alcoholic are going to be one,
Speaker 1: you know, like fun drinkers surround themselves with other fun
Speaker 1: drinkers and they have fun and they don't have to share.
Speaker 2: People that are fun drinkers that behave abnormally and act
Speaker 2: like assholes and when you tell them about it, they
Speaker 2: just don't even care that they've been humiliating. And I
Speaker 2: don't understand what that kind of shamelessness is and not
Speaker 2: hating yourself deeply for it.
Speaker 5: Maybe they feeling shame.
Speaker 4: It's also like one of the hardest things in the
Speaker 4: world to quit subly, like it's not like they want
Speaker 4: to do it. No, you're right, it's like it's like almost,
Speaker 4: it's nearly. It's not impossible. People do it all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you've done it, my dad's eat. A lot of people
Speaker 4: do it, but it's like it's really hard and it
Speaker 4: takes a rock bottom usually.
Speaker 2: Thank you for saying that, because I think that people
Speaker 2: do just go just stop doing it, and it's like,
Speaker 2: well they would if they could, don't you think they would?
Speaker 2: And it's I saw this clip this weekend of this
Speaker 2: woman in a surf that gets like swept up in
Speaker 2: the waves, and the comment section was so disturbing because
Speaker 2: one person everyone's making fun of this woman. It was
Speaker 2: really funny because she just couldn't catch a break and
Speaker 2: the waves kept coming, and it was she wasn't in
Speaker 2: super harm.
Speaker 4: She actually literally caught all the breaks she.
Speaker 2: Did. She she couldn't catch some one from the comment
Speaker 2: section though, because everyone was just so There was one
Speaker 2: girl girl who came to her defense. It was like, obviously,
Speaker 2: this woman's really struggling and you're all just having such
Speaker 2: a good time making fun of her in the comments,
Speaker 2: and then everyone else then the comments. I was one
Speaker 2: of the people having fun with it and laughing about it.
Speaker 2: Send it to Chris, because I'm like, this is just
Speaker 2: so funny. She keeps getting pummeled and she wasn't drowning,
Speaker 2: so I wasn't really I didn't feel that bad about it.
Speaker 1: You're not going to hell.
Speaker 3: I didn't feel like it.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have laughed if this woman was truly caught
Speaker 2: in an undertoe and fearing for her life.
Speaker 3: She was just kind of like sloppily, like I keep
Speaker 3: trying to get up and I just wasn't working.
Speaker 2: But then the comments went from this one girl was like,
Speaker 2: obviously you've never been in an undertow and then all
Speaker 2: the comments were like this woman's fat and deserves to die.
Speaker 2: She shouldn't be outside. She's so fat, she has no way,
Speaker 2: she can't even help herself. It went. It was so
Speaker 2: ugly where I just wanted to chime in and go, well,
Speaker 2: it's not really an undertow. It's just a funny video
Speaker 2: of someone that doesn't have good core strength kind of struggling,
Speaker 2: and it's funny.
Speaker 3: Could have been on us.
Speaker 2: Could have been Chris.
Speaker 3: I always say it could have been Chris, and.
Speaker 5: He was so crazy, brut So people.
Speaker 2: Hate fat people so much, and I just have to say, hey,
Speaker 2: if you are privileged enough to not be a fat
Speaker 2: person and not struggle with your weight.
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up. You know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: And if you think that, and even if you have
Speaker 2: and you're like, well I got it together and I
Speaker 2: went to the gym, then you got lucky enough that
Speaker 2: you're a person that had the resilience and the people
Speaker 2: around you to support you.
Speaker 3: I had no one to support me. Okay, well you
Speaker 3: had the type of brain that was like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Go to the gym. Some people don't have that. Some
Speaker 2: people really struggle with their weight. Some people are born
Speaker 2: just bigger bodied and like and or are molested when
Speaker 2: they're young and they have trauma, and there's nothing to
Speaker 2: do with that trauma except eat because they don't want
Speaker 2: to do heroin that drinking doesn't make them feel that buzzy,
Speaker 2: warm feeling inside like food does. So maybe they're just
Speaker 2: coping with something that you didn't have to get fucked with.
Speaker 2: So people who are just I just read so much hate.
Speaker 3: Against fat people.
Speaker 2: People fucking hate fat people so much, and it makes
Speaker 2: me so mad.
Speaker 5: Well, I also don't think it's it's not just that
Speaker 5: everybody hates fat people so much. It's still one of
Speaker 5: the only remaining groups of people that you can make
Speaker 5: fun of openly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well not to their face. Also, ugly people, sure,
Speaker 2: ugly people also can get made fun of and discriminated against,
Speaker 2: and they are. They suffer finding jobs, they suffer finding partners,
Speaker 2: they suffer having respect from just walking down the street.
Speaker 3: People don't look.
Speaker 2: At them like ugly people. And yet, unlike fat people,
Speaker 2: ugly people don't get to call themselves ugly. They don't
Speaker 2: have a community of like we're ugly, we're strong, we're
Speaker 2: you know, people go no, you're beautiful and deny them
Speaker 2: of their existence of as an ugly person. So it's
Speaker 2: like fat people at least own the word fat, and
Speaker 2: they're like, we're fat, and there's fat rights, there's no
Speaker 2: ugly rights.
Speaker 5: I know a few people who are ugly and have
Speaker 5: and are openly embracing they say, I'm ugly. I'm disputing,
Speaker 5: and I think that is that's pretty cool that they're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm ugly, that's my thing. I'm so ugly. I can't
Speaker 5: do anything about that, you know, I think it's pretty Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, I have a Reddit clip that I don't know
Speaker 4: if you've ever seen, but it's really good.
Speaker 2: Oh really, final thought?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Play?
Speaker 4: Is this the final thought?
Speaker 2: Usually noah, play, You'll just send the audio maybe to
Speaker 2: know afterwards, because it's better when she plays it through
Speaker 2: the computer.
Speaker 4: Gotcha, Okay, but what is it? It's it's you. I'm
Speaker 4: sure you've seen it, but it's that uh girl who
Speaker 4: is like crying and she goes, what does a DJ
Speaker 4: even do?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's so good. Here we go. I'm going to
Speaker 4: play it for you. Here.
Speaker 8: What the the.
Speaker 3: DJs actually do?
Speaker 2: Do? Do? Do?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 3: Do?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 1: Do do do?
Speaker 3: So she's proving they do something.
Speaker 4: Well, no, she the DJ is proving it. She's not
Speaker 4: doing it. She's complaining like what do DJ do? And
Speaker 4: so DJ took that and turned it into Italy. They'll
Speaker 4: switch through, you'll reversal card.
Speaker 2: I really like that. I know how I missed that.
Speaker 2: This was one I thought was good for Anya. It
Speaker 2: was from No Stupid Questions, and it says, when I
Speaker 2: go underwater, why does water go in my ears but
Speaker 2: not in my vagina or butthole? I just felt like
Speaker 2: that would be a question you asked. You know, I don't.
Speaker 3: That's the one question you'd asked.
Speaker 1: Also, I not remember the Dead Sea.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought of you, your phdll.
Speaker 1: Anytime you think about water going into a pussy, you
Speaker 1: think Anya, I.
Speaker 2: Think of Anya. I think of your cavernous twice getting flooded.
Speaker 5: Whenever Anya thinks about rags, she thinks about Bryan.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: We learned this weekend. Did you say brags or rags?
Speaker 5: Rags?
Speaker 2: Anya? I was just about to bring this up.
Speaker 1: I know we're gonna say incredible acronym ready, yeah, ot.
Speaker 5: Oh tr oh over the radio?
Speaker 3: Are we stupid? We never knew what this mean?
Speaker 2: Brian, do you know what OTR is? Chris on the
Speaker 2: rig rag on you know it.
Speaker 3: Was on the rag somehow, like a girl of otry.
Speaker 2: This is a thing that guys say to each other
Speaker 2: about women, but women don't really know.
Speaker 4: I've never heard it.
Speaker 5: I've never heard either.
Speaker 4: I just I just I guessed it.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I guess that's cool Spade. And then a
Speaker 2: bunch of different guys from not just his friends, but
Speaker 2: different guys. We were asking all weekend because we didn't know.
Speaker 2: O t R is something that men have said about women,
Speaker 2: but women don't know about it until now.
Speaker 4: It's not that clever.
Speaker 2: It's not clever, but it's like it's like it's like
Speaker 2: a high school phrase. It's like.
Speaker 1: T R.
Speaker 3: Yes, was she O TR?
Speaker 2: And I was like, what's O t R? And it
Speaker 2: made me think of th h O, which I think
Speaker 2: we all that thh Yeah, we love th h oh.
Speaker 2: But sorry.
Speaker 1: Getting back to your question about water inside the vagina.
Speaker 2: So it says the reason why does water go in
Speaker 2: my ears but not in my vagina? Buttle This is
Speaker 2: from no Stupid Questions And someone said, your ears are
Speaker 2: open all the time so that you can hear your vagina,
Speaker 2: and but only need to be open on quote unquote
Speaker 2: special occasions.
Speaker 3: So that's why. So that made sense. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: opens up. It would be so.
Speaker 1: Cool if you could just like your buttthole with water.
Speaker 2: Isn't not a kalonic?
Speaker 1: Don't you think like if you're in the ocean and
Speaker 1: you just decide I'm going to relax my sphincter and
Speaker 1: get a bunch of saltwater kind of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, colonic, you can suck it up. Yeah. I got
Speaker 2: one colonic in my life and it felt sexual. I
Speaker 2: didn't like it. She's like rubbing your stomach you're in
Speaker 2: a quiet room. I just didn't like it. And as
Speaker 2: someone who watches a lot of porn with anal stuff
Speaker 2: in it, I have to say that there is a
Speaker 2: whole subgenre of colonic porn. There is a reason that
Speaker 2: it feels sexual. It is a I'm sorry, but it
Speaker 2: is a huge I'm not I'm not going further.
Speaker 5: Ins on every single topic for this.
Speaker 2: Is a massive one. No, this is a big one
Speaker 2: that like you know when you're like into something and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden it just starts like find
Speaker 2: a whole world where you go whoa, Yeah, ask Reddit.
Speaker 2: This is the last one, all right, And this is
Speaker 2: what I'm going to pose this to all of us.
Speaker 2: This is a fun one, Chris, don't brace Okay, relax, Okay,
Speaker 2: what's the best cereal of all time?
Speaker 4: Questions?
Speaker 2: I will just read a few answers. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: like if you have to just call it, what's.
Speaker 5: My favorite or what is definitively the best cereal of
Speaker 5: all time?
Speaker 4: That's so hard.
Speaker 2: It's a hard question, Brian, But I'm going to think that.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to pick it for I want
Speaker 2: to know everyone's individual cereal. And this is not something
Speaker 2: that you don't pick one that you're like, but I
Speaker 2: have to eat it for the rest of my life,
Speaker 2: so I want to pick one I don't get tired of.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about, like, if you want to enjoy this
Speaker 2: is like a last meal. If you want to enjoy
Speaker 2: yourself as much as possible with a bowl of cereal,
Speaker 2: what are you doing? Lucky Charms? I would say that's
Speaker 2: in my top five for sure, Lucky Charms. I'm letting
Speaker 2: the milk soak for at least ten minutes. I want like.
Speaker 5: Sagginess between good good character, good box also Unlucky Charms.
Speaker 2: And I really don't hate the I think the amount
Speaker 2: of marshmallows to the amount of non marshmallow pieces is
Speaker 2: kind of spot on. A lot of people want.
Speaker 5: More marshallos marshmallows.
Speaker 4: I think you keep you wanting. They keep you wanting more.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, And I think the green pots are my favorite,
Speaker 2: even though I don't really subscribe to candy tasting different
Speaker 2: based on a color.
Speaker 4: Some do, some don't.
Speaker 2: Someone said, though, I did see a picture of shark
Speaker 2: bites this weekend and someone said the white ones were
Speaker 2: just the best, and they really were. I was wondering
Speaker 2: if it was maybe because they were rarer that we
Speaker 2: like them more, and are they really different? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: they totally. They were so good, so good. They're that
Speaker 2: milky white and the rest were like clear. It was
Speaker 2: like gooring and then you'd get that one white one.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't they make all white ones.
Speaker 4: Because they would all white sharks.
Speaker 2: That would be so good. Okay, let me just read
Speaker 2: some comments because some of these are funny. Someone said,
Speaker 2: cinnamon Toa's crunch is literally the most fun you can
Speaker 2: have without taking off your pants. I like that comment.
Speaker 2: Someone said fruity pebbles obviously. Someone said Breese's peanut butter puffs.
Speaker 2: One serving equals one box, then a week of soft
Speaker 2: foods while my mouth heels.
Speaker 4: And the same with cap'n Crunch, cap'm crunches. If cap'n
Speaker 4: Crunch didn't cut your mouth, it would be it would
Speaker 4: be one of the best tasting things in America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that crunch berries. It's too sharp. Oh god, Okay,
Speaker 2: I can't believe that this is showing up in the
Speaker 2: Reddit thread as high as it is, because this, for me,
Speaker 2: I thought was like just a niche one honey bunches
Speaker 2: of oats, vanilla almond.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, people like that one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so good. That's what made me fat.
Speaker 2: In high school. I used to eat a box at
Speaker 2: Cereal ever for two days.
Speaker 4: It's gallivanting is healthy, and it's not exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you're always seeking more of the ratio, Like
Speaker 1: you're like, I have to have another bowl because there
Speaker 1: weren't enough almonds in that bowl. And then you're like, I.
Speaker 2: Think I'm gonna go like he terms as well, but
Speaker 2: because you choose, and I'm going to choose a different one,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to go life.
Speaker 3: Love the Conscrice Crispies.
Speaker 4: I love Rice Krispy, Cocoa christ rice.
Speaker 2: Chrispies are great, but if I'm gonna have fun, I
Speaker 2: think life and like the way it saturates. I like
Speaker 2: the way the milk is inside of.
Speaker 4: The You gotta get the timing right online.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, yeah, my mouth is watering. Okay, let's go
Speaker 2: around the horn. What are you guys saying? Count chocola nuts,
Speaker 2: count choco. I don't even think I can taste it?
Speaker 4: So good.
Speaker 2: Cereal with marshmallows, the.
Speaker 5: Best marshmallows added.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, it sounds so good. I think
Speaker 2: we should have cereal for dinner. I'm in for dinner.
Speaker 4: Nothing's better than breakfast for dinner.
Speaker 2: Cereal is kind of my dangerous food.
Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, I like I like.
Speaker 2: Those individual servings boxes because it makes me stop, but
Speaker 2: I can't. Crispies, casadillas, and cereal are the things I
Speaker 2: can't stop eating once I start. Okay, Brian, what are
Speaker 2: you going with?
Speaker 5: I think I'm a furry pebbles guy for sure, But
Speaker 5: I think if I was gonna go with the greatest
Speaker 5: cereal of all time, I think you would have to
Speaker 5: definitively be Cheerios because they were one of the og cereals.
Speaker 5: Little babies eat them. Probably the first cereal that we've
Speaker 5: all eaten first is cheerios.
Speaker 4: It's weird to say cheerios when cheerios isn't even the
Speaker 4: best cheerio amongst cheerios, that's multi grain.
Speaker 5: When you're a baby, you can eat multi grain or
Speaker 5: honey or honey cheerios.
Speaker 1: There's something so wholesome about cheery cheerios.
Speaker 5: I think is the number one cereal of all time, definitively.
Speaker 5: That doesn't mean tastes the best or it's the best
Speaker 5: cereal the one you take on your deathbed. But I
Speaker 5: mean maybe corn flakes is like the all American.
Speaker 4: Cheers. Okay, you toss some sugar on there, sprinkle little
Speaker 4: your own sugar, Yes, but a little crack For.
Speaker 3: Me, that's Coco pebbles.
Speaker 5: Holy ship, you like cocoa pebbles more than a whole Yeah, whole,
Speaker 5: cheery whole. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think Coco pebbles for me over fruity pebbles. I
Speaker 2: would honestly mix the two.
Speaker 4: Coco pebble milk is the best milk. It's even better
Speaker 4: th lucky charms, My.
Speaker 3: God, we live.
Speaker 2: We are so lucky to live in a time that
Speaker 2: I just want to like take a second to express gratitude,
Speaker 2: thank you for me. I just saw a clip of
Speaker 2: a girl that grew up in Russia. No offense on you,
Speaker 2: but she did not taste a piece of.
Speaker 5: Had grape nuts and good friends, and that was it exactly.
Speaker 2: She had never tasted sugar or like a piece of
Speaker 2: candy until she was like fourteen, and she can't like,
Speaker 2: can you imagine what that would taste like?
Speaker 3: It's so fascinating to.
Speaker 5: It probably be disgusting, it'd probably be like so no,
Speaker 5: she loved it.
Speaker 1: On the flip side, can you believe certain cereals exist?
Speaker 1: Like shredded wheat whatever.
Speaker 2: The way I think, I think, I'm sorry, let's get
Speaker 2: to yours. But like the shredded wheat, let's go who cares?
Speaker 1: Go to you?
Speaker 2: Really delicious shredded wheat, the shredded wheat square that has
Speaker 2: the raisin inside?
Speaker 3: What the.
Speaker 2: Do you guys know what I'm talking about? It had
Speaker 2: raisins inside the shredded little bodies like it was like
Speaker 2: frosted many wheats, but it had raisin inside instead.
Speaker 1: It's like a bird raisin.
Speaker 2: I forget what it was, but it was so freaking
Speaker 2: goods was it reason I'm getting so excited about cereals
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 5: Some honorable mentions frosted flakes. Frosted Flakes mentioned crispis crisis,
Speaker 5: isn't okay?
Speaker 1: I forgot about crisp picks.
Speaker 5: There was a cereal that came out when I was
Speaker 5: younger that was discontinued that was delicious. It was called
Speaker 5: Hidden Treasures.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about, Hidden Treasures.
Speaker 5: It was like a corn pocket that had little sugary
Speaker 5: fruit filling and then each one had a different flavor.
Speaker 5: But they discontinued it, I think because it was like
Speaker 5: poison or something. But you can't get it anymore.
Speaker 4: I have a recommendation for people. There's a cereal that's
Speaker 4: sold out sometimes. It's called waffle Crisps, and it's extraordinary.
Speaker 4: If you're close to get if you like cereal, go
Speaker 4: get yourself some waff waffle Crisps. They are extraordinary.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've never even heard of that one. It's really
Speaker 2: someone said, any cereal that's except smacks, Okay, kicks work
Speaker 2: pretty good. Corn pops I like, I like a shine.
Speaker 5: If you didn't have curios when you were a little baby,
Speaker 5: that was your first Cereal. Then it was Kicks because
Speaker 5: Kicks advertised to people baby kicks.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and don't kick yes, okay, yes, but then
Speaker 2: we have to go.
Speaker 5: So best Cereal, But what about best Cereal mascot?
Speaker 1: Oh god, they were also creepy.
Speaker 2: I think it's got to be the Tigers. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: trust him with your kids and school? Yeah, well all right,
Speaker 2: we gotta go. Guys. Thank you so much for listening
Speaker 2: to podcast. What a good one today, Chris, thank you
Speaker 2: for being here.
Speaker 5: I love you.
Speaker 2: I'll see you tonight.
Speaker 4: Kitchen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we know you're going to be in that
Speaker 2: Kitchen's Chris Comedy from the Kitchen, And we'll see you tomorrow. Uh,
Speaker 2: love you all, and uh don't be ki and great