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And right now, it's your new episode. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:06.200 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:07.660 Second date update. 0:01:08.780 --> 0:01:11.460 One of our listeners emailed in for help saying he 0:01:11.500 --> 0:01:14.010 went out with a woman and he brought something on 0:01:14.030 --> 0:01:16.570 the date that could have turned her cold. 0:01:17.940 --> 0:01:18.120 Ice? 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.280 Maybe he had some kind of ice pack or had 0:01:20.300 --> 0:01:23.060 the AC on full blast in his car. 0:01:23.220 --> 0:01:25.480 What if it's ice cream or popsicle and it's a 0:01:25.500 --> 0:01:25.960 good thing? 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:28.670 Maybe. I don't know. So let's check in with him. 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.649 His name is Paul. Paul, were you using cold as 0:01:31.690 --> 0:01:34.930 a metaphor in that sentence or was it something where 0:01:34.950 --> 0:01:36.289 she was literally freezing? 0:01:37.830 --> 0:01:39.630 She was literally freezing. 0:01:39.660 --> 0:01:40.190 What? 0:01:40.709 --> 0:01:41.050 Really? 0:01:41.190 --> 0:01:43.110 The tone and the way you said that makes me 0:01:43.150 --> 0:01:44.350 think she's missing a kidney. 0:01:44.370 --> 0:01:45.410 Yeah. 0:01:48.710 --> 0:01:50.490 Am I live? What? 0:01:50.790 --> 0:01:53.490 Are you on drugs right now, Paul? Is that what's happening? 0:01:53.610 --> 0:01:55.780 You called me to the radio station, bud, so you're 0:01:55.810 --> 0:01:56.730 on the radio, yeah. 0:01:56.750 --> 0:01:59.780 This is not what I was prepared to talk about. 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:02.480 Oh, what were you wanting to talk about then? 0:02:02.540 --> 0:02:02.760 What? 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.040 Did our producer do a terrible job setting you up? 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:07.680 You wanted a second date update, right? 0:02:08.380 --> 0:02:10.340 Yeah, but I had a problem at breakfast. 0:02:10.980 --> 0:02:13.980 Okay. But you said in your email, because I'm looking 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.179 at it right now, you brought something with you that 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:18.440 may have turned her cold. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.780 Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, cold like something she might 0:02:21.810 --> 0:02:23.040 have been turned off by it. 0:02:23.730 --> 0:02:27.530 Okay. It was a metaphor. 0:02:27.889 --> 0:02:28.260 Got it. 0:02:28.290 --> 0:02:29.470 Maybe you didn't know what metaphor was. 0:02:29.630 --> 0:02:30.190 Oh, sorry. 0:02:30.290 --> 0:02:30.530 Yeah. 0:02:30.889 --> 0:02:32.870 That's my fault for my private space. 0:02:32.950 --> 0:02:35.270 That's fine. All right. Should we even ask this woman's 0:02:35.310 --> 0:02:36.170 name and where you met her? 0:02:37.100 --> 0:02:40.300 Our name's Terry, and I met her on Hinge. And 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:42.660 we talked back and forth for a few days, almost 0:02:42.700 --> 0:02:45.299 a week. And then what we found out is that 0:02:45.340 --> 0:02:48.880 we both have a passion for breakfast food. 0:02:48.900 --> 0:02:51.930 Oh, like breakfast for dinner? 0:02:52.330 --> 0:02:56.130 Yeah, breakfast for dinner, breakfast anytime. So we figured the 0:02:56.190 --> 0:02:58.850 most appropriate thing we could do was meet up at 0:02:59.510 --> 0:03:02.270 this 24-hour diner that serves breakfast all day long. 0:03:03.030 --> 0:03:05.450 Why didn't we start here? 0:03:05.470 --> 0:03:07.110 You're starting to sound so normal now. 0:03:07.190 --> 0:03:10.070 Yeah. We should edit out all the stuff in the beginning. 0:03:10.090 --> 0:03:10.850 I'm going to blame Jeff. 0:03:12.510 --> 0:03:14.850 This is just a man who loves breakfast. He snuggles 0:03:14.870 --> 0:03:17.450 with a bottle of Mrs. Buttersworth's in his bed every 0:03:17.490 --> 0:03:20.929 single night. Just totally normal guy. Tell us about breakfast 0:03:20.970 --> 0:03:21.370 for dinner. 0:03:21.910 --> 0:03:23.709 I picked her up, actually, and she was cool with 0:03:23.750 --> 0:03:24.470 me driving. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:25.630 Good. 0:03:26.460 --> 0:03:28.480 Yeah, so I drove her over there, and the first 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.740 thing that I noticed about her... was that she had 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:37.580 the most beautiful eyelashes. Oh, I'm jealous. They were just really, like, big, 0:03:37.620 --> 0:03:40.460 and she was so pretty. I was so nervous the 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:43.850 way over there. We get there, and... You know, it's 0:03:43.890 --> 0:03:46.110 a pretty chill place. We get a booth over by 0:03:46.170 --> 0:03:48.670 the window. We're both starved. I was like, you know, 0:03:48.690 --> 0:03:51.230 I haven't eaten in like eight hours because honestly, I 0:03:51.270 --> 0:03:53.530 didn't want to spoil anything before our date. And she's like, 0:03:53.550 --> 0:03:55.490 I haven't eaten in nine hours, which was like, so 0:03:55.510 --> 0:03:56.770 we're both starving. 0:03:56.970 --> 0:03:57.410 Okay. 0:03:57.470 --> 0:04:01.090 And the last meal you both had was literal breakfast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, 0:04:01.190 --> 0:04:02.050 order one of everything. 0:04:02.090 --> 0:04:04.280 Let's go. Sides of bacon around the table. 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:04.810 Okay. 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.090 And all right. So this is where I think maybe 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:09.839 something might have gone wrong. She turned a little cold, 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:10.560 I think. 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:11.000 Got it. 0:04:11.060 --> 0:04:11.420 Okay. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:11.800 All right. 0:04:12.260 --> 0:04:14.180 I was trying to be helpful, and I actually printed 0:04:14.260 --> 0:04:15.820 out some Yelp reviews. 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:16.580 Printed? 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.159 Yeah, because I didn't want to just be going through 0:04:19.180 --> 0:04:20.080 my phone and stuff. 0:04:20.110 --> 0:04:21.570 That'd be rude. 0:04:21.630 --> 0:04:23.669 I didn't print out a bunch of negative ones. I 0:04:23.690 --> 0:04:27.529 just wanted her to see what people really like there. 0:04:27.570 --> 0:04:31.290 There's like six reviews. for their biscuits and gravy, which 0:04:31.529 --> 0:04:34.429 I hate my biscuits and gravy seriously. 0:04:34.570 --> 0:04:35.350 I gotta be in. 0:04:35.310 --> 0:04:36.940 The mood for that. It's kind of heavy, but. 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.760 It's a good thing to split, though. 0:04:39.820 --> 0:04:41.940 But if you haven't eaten for nine, eight hours like 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:43.380 they haven't, it's the perfect meal. 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:46.580 Yeah, I was down for it. And I thought she 0:04:46.620 --> 0:04:49.940 would be, too. She ended up getting pancakes And I 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.830 swear to you, anybody in their right mind would regret 0:04:52.870 --> 0:04:55.850 that because those biscuits and gravy were awesome. 0:04:56.029 --> 0:04:57.170 Okay, I kind of want to hear more about the 0:04:57.190 --> 0:05:00.589 date than the breakfast food. Yeah, but she was really 0:05:00.630 --> 0:05:01.130 into it. 0:05:01.270 --> 0:05:03.580 Like, was she jealous maybe? Is that why you say 0:05:03.620 --> 0:05:05.640 she turned cold? She was jealous of your order? 0:05:05.660 --> 0:05:08.480 Because sometimes I get sad when my husband orders something 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:09.020 better than me. 0:05:09.690 --> 0:05:11.710 I think so. I think a little, or maybe she 0:05:11.750 --> 0:05:13.910 was upset with herself. I don't know. I feel like 0:05:13.950 --> 0:05:16.609 that was the moment where something might, might've shifted. 0:05:16.650 --> 0:05:17.510 But still was good. 0:05:17.540 --> 0:05:18.740 I kind of get that. 0:05:18.770 --> 0:05:19.080 Yeah. 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.440 I mean, doesn't everybody else, if you order something wrong 0:05:21.500 --> 0:05:23.700 and you're disappointed in the meal, like I think about 0:05:23.740 --> 0:05:25.040 that for at least 24 hours. 0:05:25.140 --> 0:05:26.000 Yeah. 0:05:26.140 --> 0:05:27.040 I made the wrong choice. 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:27.479 Yeah. 0:05:27.700 --> 0:05:28.000 Okay. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:31.000 So we had a great breakfast. It turned out we 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:33.020 used to work at the same grocery store when we 0:05:33.060 --> 0:05:35.890 were teenagers. Not at the same time, but we had 0:05:35.910 --> 0:05:40.130 the same creepy manager. Okay. And everything went really well. 0:05:40.210 --> 0:05:42.810 It was a really awesome date. And I thought for 0:05:42.850 --> 0:05:43.750 sure there'd be more. 0:05:43.770 --> 0:05:44.650 Right. 0:05:44.890 --> 0:05:47.180 Oh, you thought there'd be more as in like you 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.599 would spend more time hanging out together afterwards? 0:05:50.310 --> 0:05:53.510 Yeah, or at the very least, like some making out 0:05:53.550 --> 0:05:54.510 in the parking lot. 0:05:54.650 --> 0:05:56.570 Wow. At the least. 0:05:56.790 --> 0:05:59.810 Yeah, that's what I want after biscuits and gravy is 0:05:59.890 --> 0:06:00.690 a hot make out. 0:06:00.710 --> 0:06:03.530 Wait, why do you say that? How did the drive 0:06:03.589 --> 0:06:06.610 back to her place go? It's so funny to me. 0:06:08.050 --> 0:06:09.890 No, I had a good feel, a good read on 0:06:09.910 --> 0:06:12.810 the situation, but it's probably my fault because I actually 0:06:12.870 --> 0:06:15.170 forgot my keys in the diner. I had to run 0:06:15.210 --> 0:06:17.230 back in. And like, you guys know how like a 0:06:17.330 --> 0:06:19.250 moment like that could just fall away. 0:06:21.550 --> 0:06:22.489 So what's happened since? 0:06:23.630 --> 0:06:26.070 Well, I took her home. We chatted on the way back. 0:06:26.130 --> 0:06:29.650 Everything was still fine. I was still kind of anticipating 0:06:29.710 --> 0:06:33.720 that things would get better. But she said goodbye. She 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:35.460 kind of gave me a little hug and not even 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:39.050 a kiss. And she hasn't responded to any of my 0:06:39.089 --> 0:06:42.289 text messages. I sent her another diner that I found, too. 0:06:42.310 --> 0:06:45.270 Or a birthday, too, you know? 0:06:45.710 --> 0:06:49.280 Got it. But you're right. It does sound like somewhere 0:06:49.339 --> 0:06:52.440 along the line, things went cold. And it's our job 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.800 to turn on the stove and get it heated back 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:56.900 up for you. Yeah, nothing worse than a cold breakfast. 0:06:56.940 --> 0:06:57.960 Yeah, let's go, hotcakes. 0:06:58.660 --> 0:06:58.880 Yeah. 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:01.230 Brooke calls me that all the time. 0:07:01.529 --> 0:07:02.750 Call you Flopjack. 0:07:04.130 --> 0:07:06.060 Whatever you want to call me, we're going to call 0:07:06.100 --> 0:07:08.140 Terry and find out what's going on when we do 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.500 your second date update right after this. Hold on. 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.420 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:13.810 Second date update. 0:07:15.060 --> 0:07:17.740 I've learned my lesson. I'm not doing any metaphors for 0:07:17.780 --> 0:07:18.520 this recap. 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:18.800 Good. 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:22.710 Just cold, hard facts. Or not even cold, hard ones. 0:07:22.750 --> 0:07:24.230 Just normal, regular facts. 0:07:24.250 --> 0:07:24.670 Thank you. 0:07:25.210 --> 0:07:28.610 Because Paul met Terry on the apps. They both loved 0:07:28.730 --> 0:07:29.490 breakfast food. 0:07:29.570 --> 0:07:30.520 Passionate about it. 0:07:30.590 --> 0:07:33.050 So they decided to go to a diner that serves 0:07:33.070 --> 0:07:33.750 24-hour breakfast. 0:07:34.900 --> 0:07:35.460 Great date. 0:07:35.700 --> 0:07:38.770 Yeah, where things apparently went really well. The one issue 0:07:38.790 --> 0:07:41.510 Paul mentioned to us was he had printed out food 0:07:41.590 --> 0:07:45.310 reviews off of Yelp trying to convince Terry to order 0:07:45.350 --> 0:07:49.690 the biscuits and gravy. But she went with pancakes instead. 0:07:49.790 --> 0:07:51.350 I mean, maybe she's a woman who doesn't like to 0:07:51.370 --> 0:07:52.920 be told what to do. I feel that. 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:56.220 Maybe. Not even by Yelp reviews. She doesn't want anybody 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:56.940 influencing her. 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:57.340 That's right. 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:01.140 And who knows if that caused drama. It definitely seemed like, 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:04.610 according to Paul, she turned cold. at some point during 0:08:04.650 --> 0:08:05.030 the dinner. 0:08:05.050 --> 0:08:06.630 I guess it was the only thing that he can 0:08:06.710 --> 0:08:07.690 think that went wrong. 0:08:07.790 --> 0:08:08.070 Right. 0:08:08.130 --> 0:08:08.370 Right. 0:08:08.450 --> 0:08:11.010 So that's why he's here looking for answers. Right, Paul? 0:08:11.530 --> 0:08:15.210 Yeah. I just, I really did enjoy her company. I've 0:08:15.230 --> 0:08:17.540 been on a couple of hinge dates and obviously like, 0:08:17.740 --> 0:08:19.220 I don't know, I get, I do get nervous, but 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:22.100 she was so great. And I just liked being with her. 0:08:22.140 --> 0:08:24.420 So what you guys are doing really does matter to me, 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:27.240 even though I'm kind of a mess. 0:08:27.380 --> 0:08:27.680 Yeah. 0:08:27.700 --> 0:08:29.060 What you're doing is really brave, man. 0:08:29.570 --> 0:08:29.910 Yeah. 0:08:29.990 --> 0:08:30.410 It is. 0:08:30.430 --> 0:08:33.850 It's like you could hear something that's not super favorable 0:08:33.910 --> 0:08:35.610 right now. And you just got to remember, this is 0:08:35.710 --> 0:08:38.530 one person's opinion. It doesn't dictate the rest of your life. 0:08:38.710 --> 0:08:40.230 Or it might be the most important thing that ever 0:08:40.270 --> 0:08:45.680 happens to you. So let's not focus too hard on this. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:47.559 Let's just get into it. I'm going to dial Terry. 0:08:47.580 --> 0:08:49.240 We'll see if she picks up. Here we go. 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:57.339 Hello? Hello? 0:08:58.320 --> 0:08:59.560 Hi, is this Terry? 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:01.520 Yeah, this is she. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:02.599 All right. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.320 Hey, Terry. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and 0:09:05.380 --> 0:09:07.300 Jeffrey in the morning. Thank you for answering the phone. 0:09:07.340 --> 0:09:12.140 How you doing? I'm okay. 0:09:12.570 --> 0:09:13.520 How are you guys? 0:09:13.780 --> 0:09:15.370 I love that smile that you got on your face 0:09:15.410 --> 0:09:15.710 right now. 0:09:15.750 --> 0:09:17.090 That is a good start for us. 0:09:17.190 --> 0:09:17.910 I'll tell you that. 0:09:17.970 --> 0:09:18.650 I'll take it. 0:09:18.750 --> 0:09:19.330 I'll take it. 0:09:19.350 --> 0:09:22.750 A little confusion, a little fear, a little excitement. That's 0:09:22.770 --> 0:09:26.490 what we're going for because this segment that we're doing, 0:09:26.590 --> 0:09:29.260 it's called the Second Date Update. And we're trying to 0:09:29.340 --> 0:09:31.819 help out a listener that you went out with recently. 0:09:32.500 --> 0:09:36.580 And things, according to him, have gone cold since, meaning 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:37.760 you're not talking to him. 0:09:38.179 --> 0:09:39.540 You don't have to explain. 0:09:39.660 --> 0:09:41.479 I don't know how she is with metaphors either. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.580 Okay. All right. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.319 I'm with you. This is a guy that you went 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:53.040 out to a diner with named Paul. Oh, oh, oh, 0:09:53.090 --> 0:09:53.610 my God. 0:09:53.620 --> 0:09:53.710 Okay. 0:09:55.660 --> 0:10:00.800 That was like three O's. Realization O. and then. 0:10:01.059 --> 0:10:02.040 Yeah. 0:10:02.670 --> 0:10:04.450 This is crazy. Okay, yeah. 0:10:04.610 --> 0:10:05.190 It's crazy? 0:10:05.730 --> 0:10:06.070 Yeah. 0:10:06.250 --> 0:10:07.030 Yeah, yeah. 0:10:07.130 --> 0:10:09.610 Okay. I mean, we heard about the date from Paul, 0:10:09.670 --> 0:10:11.420 and it didn't sound crazy, but. 0:10:11.690 --> 0:10:14.010 It didn't even sound like alcohol was involved at all, 0:10:14.050 --> 0:10:14.329 you know? 0:10:14.390 --> 0:10:15.880 No, it wasn't. 0:10:15.910 --> 0:10:19.260 No, I don't even think they serve alcohol at the diner, no. 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:22.040 Okay. Some do, by the way. 0:10:22.340 --> 0:10:23.220 I used to love that. 0:10:23.260 --> 0:10:24.440 Is that why you're not calling them back? 0:10:27.750 --> 0:10:31.030 I mean, you obviously liked him in the beginning because 0:10:31.050 --> 0:10:33.130 you let him pick you up at your place. 0:10:33.330 --> 0:10:35.170 I mean, I always think that, you know, if. 0:10:35.130 --> 0:10:37.420 You meet somebody online that indicates that you trust them 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:41.460 and that you feel comfortable to escape earlier in the day. 0:10:41.900 --> 0:10:42.319 Yeah. 0:10:42.380 --> 0:10:45.480 I thought I did like him and that's true. I 0:10:45.500 --> 0:10:47.900 was going to ask him to come back to my place. 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.660 You're going to ask him to come back? Like you 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.740 knew that going into the date, not even in the 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:54.480 middle or anything? 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:57.580 No, no, that was after the date, you know. 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:58.900 Because the vibes were good. 0:10:59.500 --> 0:11:03.080 Yeah, we just really clicked and we both liked breakfast, 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.620 which was really nice. 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:06.220 Well, hold on. 0:11:06.980 --> 0:11:09.290 So I'm sorry, you said that you were going to 0:11:09.410 --> 0:11:12.030 ask him back to your place. So what happened? What changed? 0:11:13.020 --> 0:11:13.679 Um, okay. 0:11:13.740 --> 0:11:18.150 So, um, after we left the restaurant. 0:11:18.530 --> 0:11:22.130 We went to the car and then he said, I 0:11:22.830 --> 0:11:25.030 forgot my keys. He couldn't get into the car and 0:11:25.309 --> 0:11:27.410 he was like, I'll be right back. So he ran 0:11:27.450 --> 0:11:30.309 into the restaurant to get his keys and I'm just 0:11:30.330 --> 0:11:31.950 standing there waiting for him. 0:11:32.690 --> 0:11:35.559 But then through the window, I see. 0:11:35.340 --> 0:11:40.240 Him talking to this blonde, really cute waitress. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:43.240 Well, he just forgot his keys. He has to ask 0:11:43.260 --> 0:11:44.980 somebody where the keys are in. 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:45.579 The dining room. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:47.640 She doesn't have to ask the cute girl. You can 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:49.610 go and find the ugliest girl in the restaurant and 0:11:49.630 --> 0:11:50.110 talk to her. 0:11:50.130 --> 0:11:51.790 Come on, that's a weird, like. 0:11:51.830 --> 0:11:53.770 Wasn't it the waitress that was helping you? 0:11:53.790 --> 0:11:55.570 Yeah, it was. 0:11:55.650 --> 0:11:59.010 But he was very much, like, checking her out and. 0:11:58.950 --> 0:12:01.510 Talking to her forever. What do you mean forever? 0:12:01.540 --> 0:12:01.880 Really? 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:05.260 It was like 10 minutes. 10 minutes? 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:06.260 Whoa. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:07.420 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.020 You're making all sorts of assumptions. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.540 Like maybe someone was in the back checking for the 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:14.710 keys and that's why it took so long. Maybe, like 0:12:14.770 --> 0:12:17.970 how can you tell from outside a restaurant what is 0:12:18.250 --> 0:12:19.030 actually happening? 0:12:19.290 --> 0:12:20.490 For 10 minutes though? 0:12:20.630 --> 0:12:21.850 Well, she could have walked in. 0:12:21.870 --> 0:12:23.720 I mean, you had 10 minutes to walk in and 0:12:23.740 --> 0:12:24.740 go check for yourself. 0:12:25.100 --> 0:12:27.160 But Terry, so what's going through your mind when you're 0:12:27.179 --> 0:12:28.140 seeing this through the window? 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:31.059 What's going through my mind is that he's trying to 0:12:31.100 --> 0:12:33.020 get her number and she won't give it to him. 0:12:33.059 --> 0:12:33.420 What? 0:12:34.380 --> 0:12:36.540 That is a twilight jump, girl. 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:39.849 They were like chatting back and forth. And then he 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.110 was trying to hand her something. I don't know if 0:12:42.250 --> 0:12:44.530 it's his number. I don't know what he told her 0:12:44.570 --> 0:12:47.310 about me, if I'm his sister or whatever. But there 0:12:47.330 --> 0:12:48.910 was obviously some sparks there. 0:12:49.410 --> 0:12:51.480 And then he comes out and he's just like, okay, 0:12:51.890 --> 0:12:52.270 let's go. 0:12:52.290 --> 0:12:53.560 I don't know. 0:12:53.580 --> 0:12:54.380 I don't know. 0:12:56.150 --> 0:12:58.050 I mean, you never even gave him a chance to explain. 0:12:58.070 --> 0:12:59.370 I want to hear his side. 0:12:59.730 --> 0:13:01.170 Punch up a third phone line. 0:13:01.210 --> 0:13:02.230 I want to talk to the waitress. 0:13:02.270 --> 0:13:05.170 Well, I'm sure that you didn't know that while you 0:13:05.210 --> 0:13:08.189 were watching him through the window, he has been secretly 0:13:08.250 --> 0:13:10.710 listening in on this phone call from another line. 0:13:11.670 --> 0:13:12.010 What? 0:13:12.330 --> 0:13:13.730 Are you guys serious? 0:13:13.750 --> 0:13:15.770 That's a double spy situation, I think. 0:13:15.790 --> 0:13:16.050 Paul? 0:13:16.340 --> 0:13:17.320 Oh, my God. 0:13:17.340 --> 0:13:21.910 Yeah. Are you serious? You got the wrong idea. And 0:13:21.929 --> 0:13:24.230 this is actually, this is going to sound, this is 0:13:24.330 --> 0:13:27.950 even kind of worse, but I swear I wasn't, I 0:13:27.970 --> 0:13:29.910 was not hitting on the waitress. I wasn't trying to 0:13:29.929 --> 0:13:30.969 pick her up at all. 0:13:32.130 --> 0:13:33.429 Did you really forget your keys? 0:13:34.110 --> 0:13:37.290 I did forget my keys. I'm not lying about that. 0:13:37.550 --> 0:13:38.750 I did leave them at the table. 0:13:38.790 --> 0:13:39.470 What about that? 0:13:39.530 --> 0:13:41.950 What are you lying about? 0:13:42.070 --> 0:13:43.290 I was like defending you. 0:13:43.950 --> 0:13:46.910 All right, this part is really, really embarrassing, and I 0:13:46.980 --> 0:13:49.120 know it's going to sound bad, but please hear me out. 0:13:49.220 --> 0:13:49.540 Uh-oh. 0:13:49.660 --> 0:13:53.600 I'm nervous. The thing is that I didn't really estimate 0:13:53.700 --> 0:13:56.459 exactly how much cash I should have had with me. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:14:01.980 That's my fault. So the truth is that we actually 0:14:02.059 --> 0:14:03.760 kind of dined and dashed. 0:14:04.179 --> 0:14:06.040 Oh, my gosh. 0:14:06.610 --> 0:14:09.469 Wait, what? I'm not that kind of person. Look, I'm 0:14:09.510 --> 0:14:13.000 not that guy. Well, we did. I got so nervous. 0:14:13.059 --> 0:14:14.760 I didn't know what to do. But then I left 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:16.939 my keys because I was freaking out. 0:14:17.460 --> 0:14:20.030 Oh, you had to go back and then they confronted you. 0:14:20.060 --> 0:14:23.400 You dined and dashed so badly that you forgot your keys. 0:14:23.420 --> 0:14:27.170 They took the keys, right? And I had to explain myself, 0:14:27.250 --> 0:14:29.990 which was just humiliating. Yeah. 0:14:30.050 --> 0:14:33.450 Okay. So, Terry, he wasn't flirting with the waitress. He 0:14:33.530 --> 0:14:36.450 was explaining why he dined and dashed on the bill. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:41.140 So, like, what were you handing her? Because I don't 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.840 get that part. My license. I had to give her 0:14:43.860 --> 0:14:45.900 my driver's license because I knew I had to make 0:14:45.980 --> 0:14:48.140 it right at that point and also to get my 0:14:48.180 --> 0:14:51.220