1 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: Welcome to Creature feature production of I Heart Radio. I'm 2 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,799 Speaker 1: your host of Many Parasites, Katie Golden. I studied psychology 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: and evolutionary biology, and today on the show, put your 4 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 1: detective hats on and get out your comically oversized magnifying glasses, 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: because we are getting to the bottom of some viral 6 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: animal stories. Are these real animals, real behaviors or hogwash? Wait? 7 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:32,840 Speaker 1: What even is hogwash? Is it like mouthwash for hogs? Anyways? 8 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,160 Speaker 1: From deep sea War of the World's Aliens to long 9 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: ducks to kissing carp We're taking on the internet rumors 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,319 Speaker 1: and separating fact from fishing fiction fishing discover this more 11 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:48,240 Speaker 1: as we answer the age old question, are ravens jerks 12 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: are just a little cow? Callus how never, I'm sorry. 13 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: Joining me today to debunk some junk are the hosts 14 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 1: of the dog podcast Dog His Own nine thousand, Robert 15 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:10,119 Speaker 1: Brockway and Sean Baby. Yeah. Hey, thanks for having us. Yeah, 16 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:15,040 Speaker 1: Welcome Sunday Sunday Sunday then Dogs Zone. Um. When we 17 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: were on our friend Alex Schmitty's podcast, I wrote him 18 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: a theme song and I I did the same for 19 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:24,320 Speaker 1: you if you'd like it. Oh, yes, Okay, it goes 20 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 1: like this. You gotta indulge me. Um okay, I feel 21 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 1: of breath on my face about it close to me. 22 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: I can't look in her eyes. She's out of my league. 23 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs, 24 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: creature feature, an original composition, you do? Oh the Estate 25 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: of Patrick Swayze twenty three dollars, and I don't. I 26 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: like to think myself as the weird al of animal science. Yeah, 27 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: I knew it would be come time to pay the 28 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: piper at some point, specifically to get you sued. Yeah, well, 29 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 1: you know, Swazie and I we have some unfinished business already. 30 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: But I appreciate that. That's a great theme song. When 31 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: I went on your podcast and the Dog Zone, you 32 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: know what I mean. You're you guys made me play 33 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: a game. It's true, You're you're twisted little game where 34 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: I guessed whether comic book heroes and villains were real 35 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: or not. And it was based on your specialty. Though yeah, 36 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: it was based on the animals. Didn't really help me any. 37 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: So you're in. Now you're in. You're in my territory, 38 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: and I want you guys to play. My little game 39 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: is based on art specialties. Yeah, is it about karate? 40 00:02:52,639 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: And nope? It is just revenge? Really? Uh so you know, okay, joy, 41 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: that is Broadway specialty. Yeah, I mean you're targeting me, right, 42 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: I love revenge. Let's go. It doesn't even matter that 43 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,519 Speaker 1: it's at me. I'm a forgiveness man. Forgiveness man for 44 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: many generations, punk total total for three generations, forgiveness man 45 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: for six Oh just a note, you guys swear words. 46 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: It's fine. I just when I'm editing it, I quack 47 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: it out and put like a little duck quack over it. Okay, 48 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: that sounds adorable. I swear as much as possible. No, 49 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: please don't. I'll just say quack instead of the total 50 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: quack for three generations. We just take the whole things 51 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: on the top. Everybody reset, We'll do the whole thing. No, no, 52 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: don't quack yourself. Oh my god, we've we literally haven't started, 53 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: and you're already tired of our outrageousness. And you have 54 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: to put a penny in the swear jar. All right, 55 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: just down to a penny these all right? I can 56 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: afford that that is Those are promising rights. Yeah, so 57 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: you guys, I have provided you with a document, and 58 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: inside of this document there are pictures of animals or 59 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: even moving pictures of animals. And I will ask you 60 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 1: a question, and I want you guys to really think 61 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:23,039 Speaker 1: about it. Don't google, don't cheat, don't look at the 62 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: encyclopedia that you have next to you, and just try 63 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 1: to use your intuition to guess whether or not these 64 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:36,600 Speaker 1: things are real animals, a hoax, or somewhere in between, 65 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: which is definitely the case for some of these things. 66 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 1: So the first one is this very spooky video of 67 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: what appears to be a deep sea alien. So could you, 68 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: fellas describe what you're seeing here? Sure, sort of like 69 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: a like a squid with sort of dangly human puppet 70 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: let eggs. And then very very long like war the 71 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: World's alien, like very Independence Day. Bad guy vibe to 72 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:14,919 Speaker 1: that area, and he's kind of taper off like like 73 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: a total quack, Like he's got total quack legs, uh, 74 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: just whispy useless things drifting around in the depths of 75 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: the ocean trying to figure out I'm just gonna spend 76 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: the whole time trying to figure out which swear you're intending. 77 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 1: He looks like he's embarrassed to be himself. If I'm 78 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: being honest, like whatever deep sub found him, He's like, 79 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: oh no, I wasn't ready to be photographed, like Caulu 80 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 1: night vision esque. He's like seven million years of evolution 81 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: away from being ready to be photographed. This thing is 82 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 1: a mess. Yeah, it needs some work. So yeah, it 83 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: basically looks like a weird War of the World's thing. 84 00:05:56,360 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 1: This like almost like a virus, Uh, close up of 85 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 1: a virus, but like elongated into real life like a 86 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: giant virus. Yeah. If I had an estimated size with 87 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:12,480 Speaker 1: no like context clues or atmospheric perspective, I'd say, like three, 88 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 1: this thing looks like it's just long for for miles. 89 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: It's got squid stilts. Yeah, it looks it looks building sized. 90 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,600 Speaker 1: But what do you guys think? Is this a hoax? 91 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: Is it real? Is it embellished truth? What's going on here? 92 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 1: Is it aliens? It's got super hoaxy camera work? Uh? 93 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: And then what does he zip off? Is am I 94 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 1: led to believe? He zips off at the speed of Yeah, 95 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 1: this is fake? I think the camera zips away and uh, 96 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 1: I'm I'm already cheating just with my massive brain. This 97 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 1: is the Big Finn squid, right, and they this was 98 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:51,359 Speaker 1: from the deep so oil rig that's right, Yes, I wrote, 99 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 1: I wrote, I wrote about this. I told you to 100 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: leave your brain there. I try, but it haunts me. 101 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: But yes, so I'm sorry Sean. It is not a hoax. 102 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: And congratulations Wing dominated right out the gate. So we've 103 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 1: got one point for Robert negative two points for Sean. Yes, badly, 104 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:20,360 Speaker 1: badly you guessed. Yeah, this is the Big Finn squid 105 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: or Magna Pinas squid. They are an exceedingly rarely spotted squid. 106 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: In fact, we've never actually collected a specimen of the squid. 107 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: Only larvae and juveniles have actually been studied. Adult sightings 108 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: have been reported, but no adult specimen has ever been collected, 109 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: and we can only really guess that these sightings of 110 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: these weird, giant alien looking things are probably the adult 111 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: versions of the Big Finn squid. But when they suck 112 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: this hard, does it matter? Like like if you're swimming 113 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 1: around stuck in this hard like science, it's okay for 114 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: st just ignore you. I think I think he's doing great. 115 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 1: You got a soft spot in your hard for these aliens, 116 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: it's going to get us all killed the best he can, 117 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: all right, he's trying. So they are big, pale deep 118 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: sea squid with huge fins on their mantles, so the 119 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 1: mantles is like the main body of the squid. They 120 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: kind of look like big elephant ears, although in one 121 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 1: of these photos, because they're kind of folded in a 122 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 1: weird way, they look like little bunny ears. And then 123 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 1: it also looks like it's scowling, But I think that's 124 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:38,080 Speaker 1: just the folds of the fins and the arms of 125 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:42,200 Speaker 1: the squid, of which they have ten and two of 126 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 1: them are actually tentacles can be up to twenty six 127 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: ft long or eight meters, which is actually I thought 128 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 1: that I thought I remembered them being small, but they're 129 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:59,439 Speaker 1: actually enormous. Yeah, come on, come on, he's doing pretty 130 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:03,199 Speaker 1: good form monster and training. It is like a stuffed 131 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 1: animal tangled to Steve Seaweed. This is a crappy monster. 132 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 1: This is a wacky monster. You are bullying this squid. Yeah, 133 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:19,439 Speaker 1: I want to side in this war. Well, the weirdest 134 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,920 Speaker 1: thing about them, maybe the eeriest part of them, is 135 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,800 Speaker 1: the way they hold their arms. So when you know, 136 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 1: when you think of a squid, you kind of think 137 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,720 Speaker 1: of like this hydrodynamic kind of thing where it's like 138 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:34,720 Speaker 1: its legs are straight down, but this guy holds its 139 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 1: legs really long, thin tapering legs out at a right 140 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:42,560 Speaker 1: angle from its body, so perpendicular to its body for 141 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,040 Speaker 1: like a few feet, and then like bends them back 142 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,800 Speaker 1: down as if you're like holding your arms out and 143 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:54,079 Speaker 1: then litting your forearms just like dangled down like a 144 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 1: puppet show like fifty below that entertaining the other fish. 145 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: And the scientists today know what that squid times. Is 146 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,439 Speaker 1: this because he thinks it looks looks cool? Or is 147 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 1: their their function to this? Nobody knows. Nobody knows. Every 148 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 1: time they try to get a grant there, like I 149 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,839 Speaker 1: want to go under sea and study that super crappy squid, 150 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,200 Speaker 1: They're like, no, no, here's my guests. Though I have 151 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 1: a I have an educated guess is that they don't 152 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 1: like to get their arms tangled, so they have to 153 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: hold them out radially because if they just let them 154 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,640 Speaker 1: all dangle down all in a clump, it get all tangled. 155 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,080 Speaker 1: Oh I get it. See that happens to me too. 156 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,280 Speaker 1: Every time. It's why I stopped smoking weed. Is every 157 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 1: time I did, I felt like my fingers couldn't touch, 158 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: or I might die. So I recognize this posture that 159 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: that's my fingers can't touch or I might die. Squid. 160 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:50,040 Speaker 1: So they have been found over four thousand, seven hundred 161 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,680 Speaker 1: meters under the sea or fifteen thousand, five hundred feet, 162 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 1: So they're deep sea squid. And because they're so deep 163 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,080 Speaker 1: in the sea, it is hard study them. And we 164 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,960 Speaker 1: really don't know much about them. We don't know how 165 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: they feed, We don't really know much about their behavior 166 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 1: other than they just like to float like a weird squid, 167 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,720 Speaker 1: marry in it, and they have really long arms and 168 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,640 Speaker 1: they look a little spooky. If anything, I think it's 169 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,720 Speaker 1: too much. I think we know more than enough. You 170 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,760 Speaker 1: don't want to get to know this squid better. What 171 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: if you could, though, What if you could have a 172 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: nice candle at dinner with this squid? I would I'd 173 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,559 Speaker 1: be friends with that squid. I talked to him about. 174 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:36,040 Speaker 1: I don't know dangling. We both dangled. We've dangled. Yeah, 175 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,000 Speaker 1: you dangle, I dangle. We dangled together. You know what 176 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:43,480 Speaker 1: I mean about the ins and outs of it? Yeah? Yeah, 177 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,240 Speaker 1: hey man, this is how I dangle. Got some cool 178 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,959 Speaker 1: dangle tips for you. I feel like that if you 179 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 1: got too close to him, like he'd steing you, Like 180 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,360 Speaker 1: there's a jellyfish thing about his arms. I bet, I 181 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,200 Speaker 1: bet they're toxic. If you touch him, he's probably gonna 182 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 1: get his toxins all over the food. I don't know, 183 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,959 Speaker 1: I mean, I think they're probably My guests would be 184 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,400 Speaker 1: that they just dangle these long legs and then stuff 185 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,880 Speaker 1: just gets caught in them, and then they pull them 186 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 1: up and eat it. Just a lazy play, just filtering 187 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:20,880 Speaker 1: trash out of the bottom of the ocean. So mean, 188 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,040 Speaker 1: I didn't expect you guys to be so mean to 189 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,240 Speaker 1: this poor squid. Like I came into it being a 190 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,480 Speaker 1: little scared of the squid, and now I just feel 191 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,720 Speaker 1: sorry for him. Yeah, hey, I am on the record 192 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:35,600 Speaker 1: is loving the squid. That might be my defense mechanism 193 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: when I see aliens. I just getting really grossed out 194 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,600 Speaker 1: by them, And that makes like defending Earth much easier, 195 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 1: just shoving them into lockers and giving them a swirly. 196 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,400 Speaker 1: That would be a crazy swirling though, all those legs 197 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:53,560 Speaker 1: just tornadoing around like thanks for the food, yum yum yum, 198 00:12:53,600 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 1: gross squid. Well, speaking of aliens, uh, I have another 199 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 1: animal for you to try to figure out whether it 200 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,760 Speaker 1: is fact or fiction. A picture of a bat with 201 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:13,520 Speaker 1: a face hugger on its face? Is this bat the seignior, 202 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: a weaver of bats and it's got an alien parasite 203 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 1: on it? Is it about to get a chest burster 204 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 1: out of it? What do you think is going on? 205 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: Is this even a yes to both those questions? Uh? 206 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,119 Speaker 1: Well this is this looks like one of those Australian 207 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:35,719 Speaker 1: like spider crabs mm hmm. I think he's got those 208 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: are very crustacean e legs. They could have photoshopped on 209 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: the bat. But I think it's a bat that just 210 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,440 Speaker 1: has one of those things on his head. I think 211 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 1: it's like his Lichador mask. This is his wrestling. I 212 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:52,479 Speaker 1: love that he has elvet spider mm hmm l spider 213 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 1: enters the ring. I think the picture is real, but 214 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:01,360 Speaker 1: that's probably not what's happening. Like maybe there's just a 215 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: dangling spider and the bat ran straight into it and 216 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,840 Speaker 1: somebody took a photo. Maybe the bats asleep and they're 217 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 1: like screwing with us by like screwing with us the 218 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:16,200 Speaker 1: viewer as if, but it's really a sleeping bat and 219 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 1: the spiders crawling around on the sleeping bat. Or maybe 220 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 1: it's an eyemask, a nice eyemask for the bat. That's 221 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:25,920 Speaker 1: nice disease. Yeah, so this is a real photo. How 222 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 1: many points do I get? Uh? Seven? Teen? Oh yeah, 223 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:40,680 Speaker 1: but it is not a parasite really, that's exactly what 224 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 1: I said, So you get twenty nine suck, So it's 225 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 1: a real thing. I've seen this miscaption as like you know, 226 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,120 Speaker 1: bat with face parasite, so it does have a special 227 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 1: relationship with a bat, but it's not a parasite. So 228 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 1: this is the News Yealand bat fly. It is a 229 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 1: wingless insect that lives on New Zealand lesser short tailed bats. 230 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 1: So despite it looking kind of horrifying, it is actually 231 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:17,960 Speaker 1: commence alistic, not parasitic. So commence alism is when the symbiotes, 232 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 1: so in this case, the bat fly gains something from 233 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:26,200 Speaker 1: the host without actually hurting or helping the host. So 234 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 1: you have something you have parasitism where the parasite gain 235 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 1: something from the host at the host's expense like you 236 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: guys and your little chuckles and your laughs, it does, 237 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 1: so you have mutualism where both the symbiotes gained something 238 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,600 Speaker 1: from each other, and then there's commence ali is um 239 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,960 Speaker 1: where the one of the symbiotes gets something from the 240 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 1: host and the host doesn't really matter, Like it does 241 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 1: not hurt them, but it doesn't help them. It's just whatever. 242 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 1: All three of them describe my marriage. I hate the 243 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:09,880 Speaker 1: person that I chose to live my life with. So yeah, 244 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,800 Speaker 1: it's in this case. The bat fly likes to eat 245 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: not the bat's blood, but the bats poop. Oh, everything 246 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: you said about that squid is true of this fly. 247 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 1: That's true. I'm not crazy about that. I love the bat. 248 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,080 Speaker 1: This fly is super creepy that he's a non flying 249 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:37,040 Speaker 1: fly I feel like, and a non spider spi. Yeah, yeah, 250 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: it's a It just likes to crawl around and eat 251 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 1: the bat poop, or as one might call it, guano. 252 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 1: Does it live on the bat because the bat looks 253 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: like he's really unhappy about that, it doesn't necessarily always 254 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,400 Speaker 1: cover its face. I think this is just an unflattering 255 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 1: morning shot of the bat with a with the bat 256 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: fly on its face, but it does. They do like 257 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: to live on the bats, especially in order to travel 258 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,879 Speaker 1: to the bat territory, where sometimes they'll like drop off 259 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,399 Speaker 1: the bats and go eat some poop, So why on 260 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: earth with the bat not just eat it? Because bats 261 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:15,280 Speaker 1: eat stuff. This is stuff. Why is it not a 262 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,960 Speaker 1: free meal? I mean, try to eat something that's clean 263 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,200 Speaker 1: to your face, Like how do you get your mouth? 264 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,680 Speaker 1: I have a beard. I do it all the time. 265 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,040 Speaker 1: It feels like animals like instinctively know, like if a 266 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:26,400 Speaker 1: fish is brushing your teeth, like the bigger fish knows 267 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,159 Speaker 1: not to eat that one. Like there's something about nature 268 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:34,639 Speaker 1: that's true. But in this case, it's not really benefiting 269 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: the bats. So it's actually a good question why they 270 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,399 Speaker 1: don't just like try to eat them organ Maybe he 271 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,399 Speaker 1: just thinks it's really funny that this thing just eats 272 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:46,919 Speaker 1: his quack all the time. I was laughing at it 273 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: the whole time. I was reading about how bat populations 274 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,639 Speaker 1: suffer because they get like fungus on them, and like 275 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,320 Speaker 1: the fungus doesn't hurt them, It just like bothers them, 276 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 1: so they don't hibernate well. And then they just sort 277 00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:01,120 Speaker 1: of and so you would think suddenly spider crawling around 278 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,359 Speaker 1: in their face with like really bother the bats. Because 279 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,280 Speaker 1: I'm just saying that I know that they get bothered 280 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:11,880 Speaker 1: by things making their faces it. I think I think 281 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,160 Speaker 1: they kind of I think these guys like to kind 282 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:18,200 Speaker 1: of hitch a ride, uh and then like maybe drops off, 283 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,160 Speaker 1: like if they just go crazy in the guano piles. Yeah, exactly, 284 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:26,200 Speaker 1: that's what I think. Okay, I think that bad is 285 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 1: making the exact right expression for the space about it. 286 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:35,720 Speaker 1: I feel for that, like, oh my god, highly relatable. Dennis, 287 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,920 Speaker 1: you just crawled to the crap pile and he can't 288 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 1: brush it up right at least with just careening into 289 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,200 Speaker 1: the side of something like those that's what he's using 290 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,919 Speaker 1: to fly. Yeah, and these these uh, these symbiotes there 291 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,959 Speaker 1: aren't that big, Like to a human, they're like, you know, 292 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,440 Speaker 1: maybe half an inch or something, but like to a bat, 293 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,880 Speaker 1: it's the size of the whole bat's face. So that's 294 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,399 Speaker 1: got a suck, Katie. When you see a spider in 295 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,920 Speaker 1: your home, do you squish it or do you put 296 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 1: it outside? I try to put it outside sometimes, I instinctively, 297 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,160 Speaker 1: like if something's on me, I slap slap it. But 298 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,679 Speaker 1: if I don't have that response, that immediate response, I 299 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 1: try to put it outside. It's very nice. Brockway, same question. 300 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 1: I squish them right up. I probably shouldn't, but I 301 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,720 Speaker 1: get like personally offended that they have invaded my homes. 302 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,040 Speaker 1: I'll do things. I'll do things like if I had 303 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: a spider like crawl across my foot once and then 304 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,920 Speaker 1: I like, uh, just instinctively stomped it with the other 305 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 1: foot and then I went, oh, no, I'm sorry. Yeah, 306 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,120 Speaker 1: spiders trigger my evil response, like I'm not like that 307 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:50,200 Speaker 1: with everything. I'll straight up go out of my way 308 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,119 Speaker 1: to help a beat or something. But spiders are just 309 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 1: like the enemy. I know they shouldn't be, but no, 310 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,680 Speaker 1: yeah they're they're good, like I don't like if if 311 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,960 Speaker 1: I don't have that reflex, I like to help them out, 312 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,320 Speaker 1: give them like a little tiny cup of tea, a 313 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,919 Speaker 1: bunch of little tiny socks. When a bee stings me, 314 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 1: I feel guilty and I apologize to the beat because 315 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,439 Speaker 1: I know it like kills the bee, so you know, 316 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:21,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, if this fly stung me, 317 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,040 Speaker 1: I would not care if it died. I do not 318 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,080 Speaker 1: like this fly. Let the record show second anim on 319 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: her own, not crazy about what if it ain't your poop? 320 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:34,159 Speaker 1: Though the face bat face toilet fly, I think that 321 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,280 Speaker 1: makes it worse. I think that makes it worse, makes 322 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 1: it a pervert. Yeah, yeah, I'm just laugh at it 323 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 1: like this bat. You think it's delicious. So I've seen 324 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:58,119 Speaker 1: this thing going around on the internet about ravens and wolves, 325 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:03,360 Speaker 1: and the claim is that ravens and wolves are friends, 326 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: their buddies, they get along, Like what Lady Hawk. They 327 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,240 Speaker 1: made a whole movie about this. Nobody remembers that movie 328 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 1: except for us. I don't know. We're the only ones 329 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:17,919 Speaker 1: that was ever important too. It's a story about a 330 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,960 Speaker 1: guy who turns into it will explain it, and a 331 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: lady turns into a hawk. Uh, and like there's a 332 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,440 Speaker 1: brief moment every day when they turn from human to 333 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 1: animal that they can almost spend time together, and that yes, 334 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,040 Speaker 1: the wizards cursed to make it so their true love 335 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 1: would never like be consummated again, unless unless someone wanted 336 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 1: to like uh hawk. Yeah, and nobody does. Rutger Howard 337 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:49,160 Speaker 1: looks like he might. He's got that expression. I think 338 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,840 Speaker 1: he's just that good an actor. Yeah, maybe that's it. 339 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,719 Speaker 1: We used to Uh well, we keep very separate schedules. 340 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 1: I'm up during the day and Sean is mostly working 341 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 1: at night. So we always called the moments where we 342 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,560 Speaker 1: like meet very briefly in the morning and at night 343 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 1: our Lady Hawk moments because we're adorable. Flow with you 344 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,680 Speaker 1: pointing out this as as it being exactly like it is. 345 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 1: I believe that bird in that movie is a hawk, right, 346 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,960 Speaker 1: and these are ravens. So you're saying hawks and ravens 347 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,360 Speaker 1: are different. I did not know. We're going to get 348 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:25,200 Speaker 1: it an advanced animal science. Yeah, yeah, unfortunately, but yeah. 349 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,399 Speaker 1: So the claims have been circulating on social media that 350 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,200 Speaker 1: wolves and ravens are friends who work together to eat 351 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:37,600 Speaker 1: food and have fun. So ravens purportedly leave wolves to 352 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,680 Speaker 1: carcasses so that the wolves will open up the meat 353 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,600 Speaker 1: and make it easier for the ravens to feed. And 354 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,240 Speaker 1: ravens also supposedly play with wolf pups and have favorites. 355 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,960 Speaker 1: Uh so, what do you guys think? Is this true? 356 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: Is it false? Is the truth somewhere in the middle. 357 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,960 Speaker 1: I ain't no reason to believe it's false. Ravens. Ravens 358 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:03,000 Speaker 1: are pretty clever. I've seen them displace objects with water 359 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:08,000 Speaker 1: to get to them in little puzzles. Obviously, Uh, wolves 360 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,840 Speaker 1: are pretty clever as well. I could see them doing 361 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:15,040 Speaker 1: these things. The fact that social media is the source means, um, 362 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,159 Speaker 1: it's a I mean to google it before I you know, 363 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,400 Speaker 1: I know I'm not right now, but gun to my head. 364 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,199 Speaker 1: If I have to say it's fake or not, Uh, well, 365 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,280 Speaker 1: I'm not going to threaten you. I'm not scared. Paul, 366 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 1: your gun out. See what happens. Uh. I had heard 367 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: about this a long time ago, nothing I had actually researched. 368 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,320 Speaker 1: And because everything that you hear of a long time 369 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 1: ago is true, I'm going to say it's true. Yeah. 370 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 1: So this is a really interesting case because the idea, 371 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,679 Speaker 1: this is one of my fun tricky questions where the 372 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:07,720 Speaker 1: ruth is somewhere in the middle. You guys. Uh, The 373 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 1: idea that ravens and wolves are mutual mutualistic, like they 374 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 1: work together, they play together, they have a fun friendship 375 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,840 Speaker 1: relationship like I've seen on social media is probably false. 376 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,800 Speaker 1: Ravens and wolves are direct competitors for food, and it's 377 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:30,960 Speaker 1: not typical that you find mutualism indirect competitors. It's not 378 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 1: unheard of because you have relationships like badgers and coyotes 379 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,240 Speaker 1: are sometimes known to hunt together for burrowing animals. It's 380 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:45,720 Speaker 1: actually really funny because um, basically the one of them 381 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,080 Speaker 1: will like start scaring them out of the burrows and 382 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:52,119 Speaker 1: the other one like sits by the open hole and 383 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:57,959 Speaker 1: like grab them and yeah, so so they get a 384 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,920 Speaker 1: highly effective hunting strategy to get other and uh it's 385 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,160 Speaker 1: because you know, so badgers are better at digging things up, 386 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,400 Speaker 1: and uh, coyotes are good at chasing things, and so 387 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: like when they end up hunting together, they both have 388 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,800 Speaker 1: a higher success rate, and so they have a quite 389 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,160 Speaker 1: a friendly relationship. Do they fight over the carcass after 390 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,600 Speaker 1: that or do they know? I think it's not that 391 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,359 Speaker 1: they share the carcass because these are little these are 392 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,880 Speaker 1: little rodents, little like a little gophers and so on, 393 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 1: So they really just like snap up like one and 394 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,800 Speaker 1: like eat it in one bites. There's not really much 395 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:37,800 Speaker 1: to fight over. It's more just like they try to 396 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,520 Speaker 1: get They aren't trying to give the other guy any food. 397 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,360 Speaker 1: But they end up just having a really high success 398 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,920 Speaker 1: ratio regardless of if like they miss it, the other 399 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 1: guy gets it. If the other guy misses one of them, 400 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,080 Speaker 1: they get one. And because they're both scaring these things 401 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,360 Speaker 1: back and forth, like they're each going to get uh 402 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,840 Speaker 1: one of these terrified rodents, and they do seem to 403 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: actually enjoy each other's presence to some extent, especially the coyotes. 404 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,240 Speaker 1: They seem rather playful and excited about it. I think 405 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,879 Speaker 1: because they just learned that it's a fun time to 406 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:13,080 Speaker 1: hunt together. But in this case the problem is that 407 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,280 Speaker 1: this idea that ravens need wolves to open up a carcass, 408 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 1: or that wolves need ravens to lead them to a carcass, 409 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 1: I can't find any evidence of that. It seems more 410 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:29,360 Speaker 1: like they sometimes use each other's signals and take advantage 411 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:33,400 Speaker 1: of each other finding or killing something, but they're not 412 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:38,440 Speaker 1: necessarily intentionally helping each other, and in fact, there there's 413 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,080 Speaker 1: a direct conflict of interest because the more the ravens 414 00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,399 Speaker 1: eat of a carcass, the less the wolves have, and 415 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,600 Speaker 1: vice versa. It does make sense that like a wolf's sets, 416 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,199 Speaker 1: a smell doesn't really need a rave. If you can 417 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,160 Speaker 1: see a raven he can smell a corpse, and ravens, 418 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,320 Speaker 1: it's got a beat that, Yeah, I can get through 419 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,920 Speaker 1: some fur, you could see a raven can smell a corpse. 420 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:06,200 Speaker 1: I mean, they definitely do. Like line from Mighty Hawk, 421 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,240 Speaker 1: they do cheat off each other's papers, so to speak, 422 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,439 Speaker 1: like cheat off each other's carcasses where it's you know, 423 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,840 Speaker 1: the the wolves will follow ravens, and ravens will follow 424 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,359 Speaker 1: wolves because they do want to get in on each 425 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,119 Speaker 1: other's kills. Or I don't think ravens really take down 426 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,040 Speaker 1: big animals. They mostly are scavengers, so they're not like 427 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,239 Speaker 1: hunting and taking down a carcass so um, but like 428 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 1: if they find something, then the wolves might listen to 429 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,119 Speaker 1: their calls and like go over there to try to 430 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,760 Speaker 1: scavenge it for themselves. There are some days when there's 431 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,760 Speaker 1: like fifteen sixteen ravens outside eyeball on my corky dog, 432 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,919 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know what you guys are playing. 433 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,399 Speaker 1: I've seen the crow. I know about your revenge scheme. 434 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,000 Speaker 1: I know that's anecdotal evidence and not like I didn't 435 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,639 Speaker 1: do it like a thorough study on the raven patterns 436 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,240 Speaker 1: in my backyard, but I think they're trying to kill 437 00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:01,600 Speaker 1: my dog. This is totally they are. This is totally 438 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,080 Speaker 1: like if you see nature photographs of animals hanging out 439 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 1: together where they're not actively killing each other, humanity is 440 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,360 Speaker 1: always going to be like what if they're best friends, 441 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:16,720 Speaker 1: because yeah, I bet they get photographed together a lot 442 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,760 Speaker 1: and you're like, well, then they love each other. Yeah, yeah, 443 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,040 Speaker 1: it's not good enough just that they tolerate each other 444 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,879 Speaker 1: or are not actively killing each other. They have to 445 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 1: be buddies. But yeah, the problem is, of course ravens 446 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:36,000 Speaker 1: success actually is bad for wolves and and vice versa 447 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:41,040 Speaker 1: in terms of them getting edible biomass from carcasses. So 448 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,320 Speaker 1: research has shown that ravens are highly effective at extracting 449 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,959 Speaker 1: biomass from carcasses. Their ability to get meat off of 450 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,880 Speaker 1: carcasses is inversely proportional to pack size, so that means 451 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 1: that if ravens are trying to feed around a large 452 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,000 Speaker 1: wolf pack, they will get very little meat from a carcass, 453 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,760 Speaker 1: and if they feed around a small wolf pack, they 454 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 1: can manage to get sometimes up to sevent of a 455 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: carcass right exactly, so they are it's pretty clear they're 456 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:19,440 Speaker 1: directly competing. So large wolf packs can more effectively guard 457 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,080 Speaker 1: and chase ravens away from a carcass and get it 458 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: for themselves, whereas smaller wolf packs have a harder time 459 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,840 Speaker 1: chasing away a big group of crows. So the moral 460 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: is the power of friendship wins. But friends with wolves, 461 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 1: not friends with ravens. Well, I mean, the power of 462 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,080 Speaker 1: friendship amongst ravens and the power of friendship amongst wolves 463 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:50,120 Speaker 1: does does help them out. Seems like a little bad. Yeah, 464 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,120 Speaker 1: never be friends with anyone different from you. I'd still 465 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 1: watch the cartoon though. Dr Caylee Swift, a corvette expert 466 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,640 Speaker 1: who I've actually had on the show before, is skeptical 467 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:06,600 Speaker 1: of this wolf raven mutualism, claims. So there's a tweet, 468 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,120 Speaker 1: of course, I get all of my best research on Twitter, 469 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:14,480 Speaker 1: a tweet by Jim feltner Um, who is a a 470 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,520 Speaker 1: researcher who says that here are some fun picks of 471 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:22,160 Speaker 1: wolves chasing ravens off their carcass. Ravens can be serious 472 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: competitors with wolves for smaller wolf packs. Ravens can remove 473 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,520 Speaker 1: up to edible biomass of a carcass, and Dr Kaylee 474 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,640 Speaker 1: Swift responds, this is true and the main reason why 475 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,760 Speaker 1: the friendly mutualism between wolves and ravens that you read 476 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:42,120 Speaker 1: on Facebook memes is largely made up. So if you 477 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 1: did post something about that, those science ladies are are 478 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 1: sub tweeting you right, Yeah, no, they are mad as hell. Uh. 479 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,920 Speaker 1: Despite this, there are many social media posts and even 480 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 1: articles on websites like Yellowstone dot organ, stem jobs dot 481 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,400 Speaker 1: Com claiming that ravens and wolves have a special relationship. 482 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:07,160 Speaker 1: And it's actually true that they do have a special relationship. 483 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,080 Speaker 1: But as we just discussed with the bats and the 484 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:15,400 Speaker 1: face crabs, Uh, they there are many types of relationships 485 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 1: in nature, not all of them good, not all of 486 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,840 Speaker 1: them bad. Um. You can have a mutualistic or parasitic 487 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:28,120 Speaker 1: or commence alistic relationship. Um. So it can also be competitive. 488 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,160 Speaker 1: So you know, wolves may indeed pay close attention to 489 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,880 Speaker 1: ravens and follow the sounds of their calls that they 490 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 1: make when they find a carcass, and ravens probably follow 491 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,240 Speaker 1: wolf packs to try to get a nibble of their kills. 492 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,800 Speaker 1: But yeah, they're not doing it necessarily to help each 493 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:51,040 Speaker 1: other out. Uh. They may not have as violently competitive 494 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,960 Speaker 1: a relationship as say, like hyenas and lions, where they 495 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 1: regularly kill each other in competition. Um, but they will 496 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,560 Speaker 1: try to steal from each other at a arkist sites, 497 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,560 Speaker 1: so you know it's like a rivalry, all right. Stop 498 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:08,720 Speaker 1: putting your value judgments on animal relationships. I met. Some 499 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,320 Speaker 1: of them are friends, some of them are lovers, some 500 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,880 Speaker 1: of them are something in between Yeah, you know the 501 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,680 Speaker 1: classic thing where, like you know, you start out it's 502 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,720 Speaker 1: like I hate you Wolf, I hate you Raven, and 503 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,240 Speaker 1: at the end they're like kissing. Yeah, yeah, I've seen 504 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:29,480 Speaker 1: that movie. Yeah, um, I would love an animal it's 505 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,720 Speaker 1: half raven half wolf. I hope one of them. I 506 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,640 Speaker 1: have one of these couples makes it just so you 507 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:39,760 Speaker 1: can see that. Yeah, I've seen that fan art. But yeah, 508 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,400 Speaker 1: I think about it when it's like just born though, 509 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,480 Speaker 1: because have you seen a newborn bird? And have you 510 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,000 Speaker 1: seen a newborn dog? Oh yeah, that's such a mix 511 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:54,480 Speaker 1: of ugly and adorable you're spitting God's eye. So I 512 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,600 Speaker 1: tried to find where the claim that ravens play with 513 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,720 Speaker 1: wolf puppies and our best friends with them come from, 514 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,360 Speaker 1: and it was hard to like find a reliable source 515 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,440 Speaker 1: for this. Of course, Ravens are highly curious and intelligent, 516 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,400 Speaker 1: and puppies are very playful, so I wouldn't really be 517 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 1: surprised if these natural competitors do sometimes play with each 518 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:20,240 Speaker 1: other before the puppies really know better, and the Ravens 519 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,280 Speaker 1: are probably just kind of like teasing them and having 520 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,720 Speaker 1: fun with it. And it's not necessarily a friendship, but 521 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,120 Speaker 1: it may not necessarily be too violent or or to 522 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:34,040 Speaker 1: misanthropic to an untrained eye, to an untrained twitter, I 523 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,920 Speaker 1: would look like they're they're playing. Yeah, it's a it's adorable, 524 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,320 Speaker 1: but don't count on it lasting. Yeah, exactly, and it 525 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,959 Speaker 1: might it might not be entirely negative. But but it 526 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,840 Speaker 1: does not mean that they're best friends. So some note 527 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,760 Speaker 1: all research is going to come into your comments and 528 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:53,320 Speaker 1: be like, actually, they're their mortal enemies. This is actually 529 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,800 Speaker 1: very stressful for the ravens. Yeah, yeah, I I love 530 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,720 Speaker 1: that whenever someone posts like a cute picture something that like, 531 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 1: never do this. This means there was like someone who 532 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,520 Speaker 1: had like a sloth on a boat, like trying to 533 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,879 Speaker 1: help it cross the river. They had what they had 534 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 1: a watch on a what how dare they? And I 535 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:17,319 Speaker 1: was like I responded to it like this is so 536 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,360 Speaker 1: wrong that sloth is like two minutes away from killing 537 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:25,520 Speaker 1: everyone on that boat. Slots are notorious pirates there. Yes, 538 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,520 Speaker 1: there is a trend if you go to like wildlife parks, 539 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,239 Speaker 1: there's sort of a trade trend among tour guides to 540 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,520 Speaker 1: tell you how much every animal could kill you, like 541 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,399 Speaker 1: to be like look at this little capuchin monkey. Oh, 542 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,920 Speaker 1: this monkey could tear you apart, you know, I okay? 543 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,280 Speaker 1: And then I don't know if you've had this experience, 544 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,040 Speaker 1: but it's something that I get every maybe two or 545 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:49,040 Speaker 1: three tours, someone just taking me on like a walking 546 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 1: tour of of how I could get massacred by these 547 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,320 Speaker 1: tiny little animals with their annual pass to the Little Safari. 548 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,400 Speaker 1: I already grew up with a good kind of cartoons, 549 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,760 Speaker 1: so most of what I know is streamed by violence. 550 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,080 Speaker 1: So when they say this monkey could kill me, I'm like, oh, 551 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 1: I've already thought of seventeen different ways I could totally 552 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,960 Speaker 1: take that monkey yet, which is not what I go 553 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 1: there for, but what I always leave thinking. You see 554 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,960 Speaker 1: this cute little flying squirrel, Yeah, it can brow right 555 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,160 Speaker 1: into your eye socket, getting right to your brain. It'll 556 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: tear a mouse apart, wilets and while it's still screaming 557 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:25,520 Speaker 1: like a man mech just drive you around sour in 558 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:30,920 Speaker 1: your relationships with your family and friends. It'll guess like 559 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,920 Speaker 1: you to death. Yeah, but I think where this idea 560 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,640 Speaker 1: came from seems to have been taken from zoologists Burned 561 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:43,359 Speaker 1: Heinrich's book Mind of the Raven Investigations and Adventures with 562 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:48,360 Speaker 1: wolfbirds in it. He describes as symbiotic but not entirely 563 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:54,359 Speaker 1: mutualistic relationship between ravens and wolves. So remember, symbiosis just 564 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,319 Speaker 1: means any kind of relationship between two animals. It's not 565 00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:02,680 Speaker 1: necessarily positive, it's not necessarily negative. Uh. There's you know, parasitism, mutualism, 566 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:07,160 Speaker 1: commensalis um, mimicry. There's even a mental is um where 567 00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:11,640 Speaker 1: one species inadvertently kills another merely by existing, which kind 568 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:16,160 Speaker 1: of is funny to me a little bit. Three dogs 569 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,400 Speaker 1: are on top of each other in a trench coat. Uh, 570 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:26,280 Speaker 1: that is called real manism. That's good. Yeah, So there's 571 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,840 Speaker 1: no question that wolves and ravens have a relationship, and 572 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,359 Speaker 1: ravens track wolf movements, and it's even possible that you know, 573 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,280 Speaker 1: wolves pay attention to, say raven warning calls of danger 574 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,239 Speaker 1: and they look out for that. And but I think 575 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,479 Speaker 1: that like the play between ravens and wolves, it's like, 576 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,600 Speaker 1: even though it's probably sometimes playful, sometimes ravens do really 577 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,439 Speaker 1: try to harass wolves because they're trying to get them, 578 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,920 Speaker 1: like away from a kill. So for raven is playing 579 00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 1: with a puppy, they're kind of practicing like harassing each other. 580 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,520 Speaker 1: There which is kind of funny. Like a clown with 581 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,440 Speaker 1: a child. They they'll play with the child, but to 582 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,880 Speaker 1: keep them away from a recent kill, right, Or like 583 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,760 Speaker 1: I could imagine like a young raven, a young puppy 584 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,640 Speaker 1: and a sort of wolf in the hound situation where 585 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:18,640 Speaker 1: they're like playing around, but then as adults they're bitter enemies. Yeah, 586 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,520 Speaker 1: that's a Shakespearean tragedy right there. That's my That was 587 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,640 Speaker 1: my pitch for Lady in the Tramp too. I can 588 00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,640 Speaker 1: like tolerate most sad Disney movies and stuff, but the 589 00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,600 Speaker 1: Fox and the Hound, not Wolf in the hand, Fox 590 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,680 Speaker 1: in the Hound. That one's just leak. It's so depressive. 591 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,680 Speaker 1: There's no I wanted to hurt you with that one. 592 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,520 Speaker 1: That was the goal. It doesn't have a good ending. 593 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,200 Speaker 1: It's just like sucker punching you over and over again. Awful. 594 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:56,440 Speaker 1: But let's move on to big ducks. Big big duck energy. 595 00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,800 Speaker 1: So I have a picture of a tall duck. Uh. 596 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 1: And the claim is that this tall duck is long 597 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:09,120 Speaker 1: boy and that this is the tallest duck in the world, 598 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,440 Speaker 1: or other claims have been that, no, he's not the 599 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,840 Speaker 1: tallest duck in the world. He is just the tallest 600 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,320 Speaker 1: mallard in the world. Is this true? Is this false? 601 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,840 Speaker 1: Is this a human in a duck costume? What? Is 602 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:28,000 Speaker 1: it annoyingly pedantic? Just the tallest? I feel like this 603 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:32,920 Speaker 1: picture seems reasonable, like this is a very tall duck. Ah, 604 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:38,799 Speaker 1: there's slight evidence of some photoshopping, but nothing conclusive. It 605 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,640 Speaker 1: also just looks like kind of a frame artifact, Like 606 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,520 Speaker 1: it's just maybe a weird lens, or maybe he's just 607 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,200 Speaker 1: standing in such a way that foreshortening makes him look big, right, 608 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,799 Speaker 1: Like that's also kind of big, that twelve ft Joe 609 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,400 Speaker 1: Biden Jimmy Carter picture. This is just it could be 610 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,719 Speaker 1: an effective your classic Biden giant scenario. Think Jane Biden. 611 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,640 Speaker 1: I'm still really skeptical that picture of Biden with the 612 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,920 Speaker 1: with the Carters. I think they they're like, oh no, 613 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,400 Speaker 1: it's just the lens warping. It's like, no, think the 614 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,160 Speaker 1: Carters have shrunk because like the chair, Well, I think 615 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,719 Speaker 1: the Bidens have grown. We violently disagree. I think they 616 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,680 Speaker 1: grow with power every day. Could it not be both 617 00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,799 Speaker 1: and could it not be related? I think if we 618 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,800 Speaker 1: don't stop them, they will grow to be a hundred 619 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,640 Speaker 1: feet tall and there their hunger disappear. Yeah, like as 620 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,799 Speaker 1: they grow larger, the carters grow smaller. Right. The only 621 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,960 Speaker 1: one who can stop him is this deock long boy, 622 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:39,120 Speaker 1: long boy. Is that really his name? Yes, long boy? Yes, 623 00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:43,840 Speaker 1: so this is whatever you call it. Yeah, you know 624 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,160 Speaker 1: his legal name is long boy. Uh. And he is 625 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,800 Speaker 1: from the University of yok sorry, University of York, England. 626 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,960 Speaker 1: And he is very tall. And this picture is not doctored, 627 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:01,160 Speaker 1: so two billion points for everyone all around bed. He's 628 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,440 Speaker 1: not the world's tallest duck, nor is he the world's 629 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 1: tallest mallard, because he is actually a cross between an 630 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:15,280 Speaker 1: Indian runner duck and a mallard. So for a mallard, 631 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,800 Speaker 1: he is very tall, abomination. Yeah, he Well you wanted 632 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:26,760 Speaker 1: a half raven half wolf like five minutes, I don't know. Yeah, 633 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,880 Speaker 1: I've changed my mind on it now. I'm against against 634 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:35,600 Speaker 1: interspecies breeding after that whole debacle. He is twenty eight 635 00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:41,080 Speaker 1: inches or point seven meters tall, so about two two 636 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:45,480 Speaker 1: ft tall, which is very long. For sure. He's not 637 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,400 Speaker 1: just standing up real straight. He could be front it. 638 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,319 Speaker 1: Don't seem to be milking it a little bit, right, yeah, right, 639 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,680 Speaker 1: Like he seems like he's because when they put you 640 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,640 Speaker 1: up against the little hype thing at the doctors and 641 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,440 Speaker 1: you're like, oh, get all my hide out there. Oh boy, 642 00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:06,600 Speaker 1: time to get alone. Yeah boy, he looks into get 643 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:15,000 Speaker 1: a calm, insecure boy duck. He rounds up on his profile. 644 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:21,719 Speaker 1: Yeah basically seven. Yeah. But he's he's a very good 645 00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:27,839 Speaker 1: boy and everybody loves them. Okay, yeah he sounds skeptical. Yeah, 646 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:35,799 Speaker 1: decided you hate this duck? My god, you can't hate 647 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:41,680 Speaker 1: the duck. I like the idea that there are just 648 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,080 Speaker 1: freaks in every species. There, there's just this is the 649 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,520 Speaker 1: ducks Andre the giant where he's like, he's not making 650 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,400 Speaker 1: a big deal out of it. The other ducks are 651 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,520 Speaker 1: hanging out with him. He's a good guy, just happens 652 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:57,640 Speaker 1: to be enormous. Yeah, and you know, maybe he'll accidentally 653 00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,759 Speaker 1: kill some small ducklings by just try lilling over them. 654 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,160 Speaker 1: But we live. We let on through the giant do 655 00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:07,920 Speaker 1: that horribly wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, making 656 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:12,000 Speaker 1: giant poops and tricking everyone and looking at them. Duck, 657 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,640 Speaker 1: come look at my giant poop. That's that under the giant, 658 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,840 Speaker 1: you can do that. That's I read a lot of 659 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,000 Speaker 1: under the Giant biographies or any wrestler biography, We'll have 660 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,439 Speaker 1: a Chapman under the Giant and how he tricked them 661 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,319 Speaker 1: into looking at his giant poop because he was too 662 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,400 Speaker 1: big for toilet, so he would like lay down newspapers 663 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,359 Speaker 1: and like poop on a hotel bed and then he'd 664 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,920 Speaker 1: be like, come morning here, boss, And then they go 665 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,719 Speaker 1: in and be like, oh, I'm tricked you and they're 666 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:40,160 Speaker 1: looking at my pooper. Then exactly like this duck, You're correct? 667 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:45,480 Speaker 1: Is that true? Somewhere in between hundreds of variations of 668 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:49,000 Speaker 1: that exact story, the quiz has turned on you. I 669 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:52,520 Speaker 1: feel like this duck could get very popular amongst ducks 670 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,640 Speaker 1: if he just like puts on a little shirt in 671 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,960 Speaker 1: a little hat, because he's, you know, tall enough to 672 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,520 Speaker 1: almost be a person. So he could, you know, go 673 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,319 Speaker 1: into a store and it's like, well, you're too tall 674 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:18,200 Speaker 1: to be a duck. You're right, Get them beer and crackers. Yeah. So, guys, 675 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:25,359 Speaker 1: what's your feelings on the Lockness Monster. Uh, he's great, 676 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:30,479 Speaker 1: he's inspiring, gives everybody hope. This is an an animal 677 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:37,160 Speaker 1: I hate. I don't trust the three You just don't 678 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:42,000 Speaker 1: like animals, the feeling you just don't like it, ianky Katie. 679 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,640 Speaker 1: I think I've liked every animal. I think Sean hates 680 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,480 Speaker 1: all animals and eye level, I can't argue with the 681 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,480 Speaker 1: stats so far, but I think you just caught me 682 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,760 Speaker 1: on a cranky day. You're on the wrong show, buddy. 683 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:59,480 Speaker 1: But what if the lockness mystery was finally solved, that 684 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,600 Speaker 1: the law Ness Monster is really just a big old 685 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:09,480 Speaker 1: whale Penis just swimming around. And I would love that story. 686 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,759 Speaker 1: I like any story that ends with It's just a dick. 687 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,000 Speaker 1: It was a dick the whole time. He was just 688 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,120 Speaker 1: out there waving his dick around, and we built a 689 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,200 Speaker 1: monster about it. I mean, that's that's really my story. Well, 690 00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,920 Speaker 1: I've shown you photographic evidence of a picture of the 691 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,360 Speaker 1: Lockness Monster and the picture of a whale penis, and 692 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:34,080 Speaker 1: it does remarkably, yes, exactly the same. So could this 693 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:38,239 Speaker 1: be what the Lockness Monster is? Penis? What do you 694 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,680 Speaker 1: guys think? Well, the thing is where I look at 695 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:44,920 Speaker 1: the Lockness Monster, I don't want to, but when you 696 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:50,080 Speaker 1: look at that whale penis, try to sense that you 697 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,400 Speaker 1: can't get technically, not a person word in that. Finish 698 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:59,479 Speaker 1: your sentence, Finish your implication, you put it on the record. Sorry, Katy, 699 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:06,120 Speaker 1: I really sorry for that one. Just just long quack. 700 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,600 Speaker 1: I think it's fake because there wouldn't be a whale 701 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:16,600 Speaker 1: in the lock. I think that monster there's a whale 702 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,680 Speaker 1: on that late people be like, yeah, that's interesting enough, 703 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,359 Speaker 1: we don't need to make a sea monster out of it. Now. 704 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,360 Speaker 1: If you were saying this, hold on, this is a 705 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,000 Speaker 1: different story. If you were saying that all of the 706 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,799 Speaker 1: you know, old timing mariners stories of here there'll be 707 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,319 Speaker 1: monsters and like pictures of sea serpents every single time 708 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,279 Speaker 1: that was a whale wagging its stick at them. I 709 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,400 Speaker 1: say yes, I say yes, that is I love that story. 710 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,040 Speaker 1: A billion points for Brockway, can I have three for 711 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:45,080 Speaker 1: agreeing with him? You get you get like a little 712 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,040 Speaker 1: spinny top that's like part plastic, part cardboard, and on 713 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,040 Speaker 1: the cardboard part of it, it says you tried. Yeah, 714 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:58,000 Speaker 1: I'll take that as the insult you intended it to be. Yeah. Yeah, 715 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,439 Speaker 1: So exactly, you can't have wale penis in the lock 716 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,680 Speaker 1: because importantly, you can't have a whale in the lock 717 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,880 Speaker 1: because the lock is a lake and it does not 718 00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,960 Speaker 1: have whales in it. If you put a baby whale 719 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:20,440 Speaker 1: in the lake years before. Uh, do you think it'd okay? No, 720 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,279 Speaker 1: I think it would die. It would die, and then 721 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,280 Speaker 1: you would just have dead baby whale penis floating around. 722 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,319 Speaker 1: That's a different We could make a legend of that 723 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:37,279 Speaker 1: quite easily. But the photo that is being used as 724 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,480 Speaker 1: the basis for comparison has been debunked. That classic photo 725 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,960 Speaker 1: of the Lockness monster. The person who took the photo 726 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,680 Speaker 1: admitted that it is a toy submarine and a clay 727 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:52,960 Speaker 1: sculpture of a monster head that he took a blurry, 728 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,719 Speaker 1: black and white photo of. Uh. If you believe that 729 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,600 Speaker 1: it's so easy to make these, you just changed all 730 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:06,640 Speaker 1: of history by soda monkey head to a bar soap 731 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,640 Speaker 1: and I'm calling it the Mermaid of the lock And 732 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,680 Speaker 1: I found the correct idiot for this picture. Therefore history 733 00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:19,920 Speaker 1: has changed irrevocably. But Brockaway, what earned you another billion 734 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,600 Speaker 1: points is that the idea that a whale penis could 735 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:29,680 Speaker 1: be mistaken for a sea serpent is true. It's well, 736 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,240 Speaker 1: we don't know if it's true, but it's not been disproven, 737 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,600 Speaker 1: so you can just old old sailor myths of a 738 00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,880 Speaker 1: giant sea monster with a serpentine tail could have in fact, 739 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,279 Speaker 1: been a blue whale or other large whale just with 740 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:50,040 Speaker 1: its big old penis hanging out, just hanging down out 741 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,399 Speaker 1: in the air, like like sometimes you hang the ocean, yea, 742 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,320 Speaker 1: swinging it around sun, swinging it around in a new environment, 743 00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:01,240 Speaker 1: and it would be impressive, because a blue whale penis 744 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,160 Speaker 1: can be up to ten feet long or three meters 745 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,520 Speaker 1: with a diameter of one ft orme for you guys, 746 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,279 Speaker 1: when I was in college, I like to drink, so 747 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:16,480 Speaker 1: I have seen some tent for whale penises. I was 748 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,520 Speaker 1: gonna say, challenge you guys to make a not dirty 749 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,799 Speaker 1: joke about that. Immediately while you were saying that, I 750 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,480 Speaker 1: was already doing it. Let me interrupt you to make 751 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,480 Speaker 1: the dirty joke you're telling me not to make. I was. 752 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,560 Speaker 1: You only interrupted me by like, you only preempted my 753 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,520 Speaker 1: interruption by a few seconds. As I was going to be, like, 754 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,560 Speaker 1: if you were a pirate out there at sale in 755 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,600 Speaker 1: the seas in the fifteen hundreds and somebody was like, 756 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,440 Speaker 1: that's not actually a monster, that's just a monster's they 757 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,040 Speaker 1: would be like, that's not that's not better. I still 758 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,399 Speaker 1: want to go home. By the way, if you want 759 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:54,160 Speaker 1: to own a nineteenth century stuffed whale penis. It'll run 760 00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,640 Speaker 1: you just about six thousand dollars at auction. Well that's 761 00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:01,879 Speaker 1: a steel that's camer that's not even a nice camera. Yeah, well, 762 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,240 Speaker 1: no one would mention it as the guy who owned camera, 763 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,120 Speaker 1: but everyone would know you was the guy who owned 764 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:15,080 Speaker 1: a whale penis. Hey, you buy one whale penis. So 765 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:19,760 Speaker 1: our last thing to look at is actually a video 766 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,440 Speaker 1: I want you guys to check out. It's very weird. 767 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:30,200 Speaker 1: Oh no, Katie, what have you? What have you shown us? Unsubscribe? 768 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,200 Speaker 1: Have you seen this video before? I have No. Everybody 769 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,360 Speaker 1: tries to get me to watch horrible videos, and I 770 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,520 Speaker 1: am usually so good about them. I did not see 771 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,280 Speaker 1: the trap coming from you. Yeah. Basically, what you see 772 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:48,239 Speaker 1: is these two fish burst from muddy bank like near 773 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,000 Speaker 1: a river, but like in the ground, and then they're 774 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:55,160 Speaker 1: gasping for air, and then one of them like spits 775 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,040 Speaker 1: an eel out, and the eel goes into the other 776 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:02,640 Speaker 1: fish's mouth. It's two fish, one eel. It's so filthy. 777 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,800 Speaker 1: This is the most vulgar thing I've seen it. Awhile 778 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,359 Speaker 1: it's the reason I, yeah, the reason I didn't even 779 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,560 Speaker 1: really want to cover this, but I did get a 780 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:21,080 Speaker 1: few listeners like revenge, revenge. That's true, that's true, but 781 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,040 Speaker 1: it's all it's compassionate revenge. Because I did get some 782 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,399 Speaker 1: listeners send this to me saying like like, please tell 783 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:32,920 Speaker 1: me this isn't real. This has gotten like eight million views, 784 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,719 Speaker 1: So this is this is like not just on the 785 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,319 Speaker 1: dark web. This is out and about and people are 786 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,480 Speaker 1: watching this and thinking it's real. But what do you 787 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,239 Speaker 1: guys think. I don't want to live in a world 788 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,399 Speaker 1: where that's real. I do not. I do not want 789 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,000 Speaker 1: to live in a world where that's real. I would 790 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,520 Speaker 1: I would pay you a good amount of money to 791 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,600 Speaker 1: undo this from my brain. Yeah, I will never rest 792 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,080 Speaker 1: easy thinking something like that could be behind me or 793 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,880 Speaker 1: in front of me. I feel like if I strategically 794 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,799 Speaker 1: hard drink right now, I can get rid of it. 795 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,040 Speaker 1: I'm already hitting myself in my head. Yeah, I'm gonna 796 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,640 Speaker 1: try to like spin around really fast and maybe just 797 00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:13,919 Speaker 1: like the centropetal force back up and see which which 798 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,920 Speaker 1: method works best. But yeah, so you see these two 799 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,760 Speaker 1: fish like face to face, and one spits an eel 800 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,000 Speaker 1: into the other fish's mouth, and they're like emerging from 801 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,120 Speaker 1: the ground like they're two ears of corn like coming 802 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:33,439 Speaker 1: out for harvest. It's it's not good and I don't 803 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,319 Speaker 1: I'm not going to listen to it with sound. I'll 804 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:41,360 Speaker 1: say that much. It's also like weirdly symmetrical, like like 805 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,840 Speaker 1: it's erotic, disgusting fetish erotic arts from like a culture 806 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:49,440 Speaker 1: I don't understand. Yeah, from from fish perverts. Yeah, is 807 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,279 Speaker 1: this fish perfect art? Yeah? I love that. The the 808 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:59,760 Speaker 1: YouTube video is from Discovery Site. Yeah, yeah, Discovery Site 809 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,640 Speaker 1: through I'm not I'm not gonna play I'm not going 810 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,080 Speaker 1: to play around with this. Yeah. No, of course it's fake. 811 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:09,640 Speaker 1: It is absolutely no way, very very fake. I've seen 812 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:17,360 Speaker 1: not Discovery Site. The integrity of Discovery shattered. Yeah, I 813 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:22,680 Speaker 1: am thoroughly disillusioned with Discovery Site. Um it. Yeah, I've 814 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,680 Speaker 1: seen a lot of these videos. There's something about fish 815 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,640 Speaker 1: and like people like will dig a hole and put 816 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,600 Speaker 1: a fish in it and then hold up an egg 817 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,799 Speaker 1: and then show a fish coming out of the hole 818 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,520 Speaker 1: because the fish doesn't want to be in a hole 819 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,879 Speaker 1: that you dug. And then they're like, see I lured 820 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,880 Speaker 1: a fish out of this hole with an egg. Uh. 821 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,440 Speaker 1: And it's like there are all these weird hoax videos, 822 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:50,040 Speaker 1: worst birth. This channel itself is if you want to 823 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,280 Speaker 1: ruin your night, you could watch this channel. It's highly 824 00:52:54,520 --> 00:53:01,360 Speaker 1: gross and not fun, uh because it's like so basically 825 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,600 Speaker 1: what it looks like to me is they have to 826 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:09,279 Speaker 1: I'm hoping dead fish that they have they like have 827 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,880 Speaker 1: hollowed out some ground and they are probably using using 828 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,279 Speaker 1: these dead fishes like hand puppets that they push through 829 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:20,399 Speaker 1: the ground and then they're like physically manipulating the mouth 830 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,279 Speaker 1: so they open and close. I'm hoping, I'm hoping these 831 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,839 Speaker 1: poor things are not still alive. This is literally just 832 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,640 Speaker 1: as disgusting as if it's just two fish sharing an 833 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:33,520 Speaker 1: eel sucking. Yeah, and then like they and then they 834 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,440 Speaker 1: take a dead eel and then like put it in 835 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,680 Speaker 1: a fish and then like push it out and into 836 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,040 Speaker 1: the other fish. I think you're right. I think this 837 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,360 Speaker 1: is practical effects because like it does not look like 838 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,319 Speaker 1: c G. I it looks very very real. Channel is 839 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,919 Speaker 1: just them doing like stupid tricks with fish corpses. Yeah, 840 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,000 Speaker 1: how does that not get directed? What world is it 841 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,719 Speaker 1: where you can do that and it's legal, Like put 842 00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,919 Speaker 1: some laws on the books that make us you can't 843 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,839 Speaker 1: do dead fish bits what am I paying my taxes for? 844 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,480 Speaker 1: Like I said, I hope all of them are dead. 845 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,200 Speaker 1: I feel like some of the videos though. They certainly 846 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,560 Speaker 1: have videos where the fish are still alive and they're 847 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,919 Speaker 1: doing weird things with them. There's one where they dig 848 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:16,160 Speaker 1: a hole. They put like some some powder and an 849 00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,680 Speaker 1: egg in the hole and then catfish come out of 850 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,279 Speaker 1: the hole and it's like titled like fishing trick, and 851 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,960 Speaker 1: it's like, no, you just put some little catfish in 852 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,160 Speaker 1: a hole and then smothered them with like an egg 853 00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,280 Speaker 1: yoke and then they tried to get out of the hole. 854 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,400 Speaker 1: It's really weird. Yeah, these thumbnails are just the stuff 855 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,759 Speaker 1: of nightmares. This is with you, guys. Any other species, 856 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,319 Speaker 1: I think this would just I think, like Sean said, 857 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,279 Speaker 1: this would be massively immediately illegal. I think there's some 858 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,759 Speaker 1: sort of gray area where we're with fish. Like, no, 859 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,560 Speaker 1: he's not a sociopath for making this entire channel about 860 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,960 Speaker 1: playing with corpses. Yeah, like if you did this with 861 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,440 Speaker 1: a human baby or a human toddler, right, that's illegal 862 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,719 Speaker 1: all of a sudden. That is very illegal. Actually, yes, No, 863 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:03,200 Speaker 1: I mean, like I I eat fish, so I'm you know, 864 00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:07,760 Speaker 1: I'm not a vegetarian and uh, but I think it's 865 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,600 Speaker 1: not cool to just like torment fish for weird videos. 866 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,240 Speaker 1: This is somebody's fetish, that's what. Look, that's my default 867 00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,839 Speaker 1: when I don't understand something on the internet, and so 868 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,920 Speaker 1: far I have never been wrong. It's just so it's 869 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:26,040 Speaker 1: like I feel it's like I think, oh, the person 870 00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,960 Speaker 1: who made this as a serial killer. But it's like, well, yeah, 871 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,279 Speaker 1: because they're already serial killing fish and tormenting them, like 872 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,439 Speaker 1: they make a fish and a turtle like kiss each other. 873 00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,719 Speaker 1: It's so weird. Like, can we try to try to 874 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,600 Speaker 1: imagine you're like on a date with a guy and 875 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,960 Speaker 1: the things are going well and then he says, oh, yeah, 876 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,360 Speaker 1: here's the kind of thing I do on the internet, 877 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,120 Speaker 1: and he shows you that video, Like, can you think 878 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,359 Speaker 1: of anything that would end the momentum a relationship faster 879 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,920 Speaker 1: than that? I mean, it'd probably be too late for me, right, 880 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,080 Speaker 1: Like he would have already killed Yeah, I mean he 881 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,799 Speaker 1: just wants to see if you understand the trap closing right, right, 882 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,040 Speaker 1: that's the last admission before like my head gets chopped 883 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:08,360 Speaker 1: off by some kind of solid device. Yeah, do you 884 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:12,239 Speaker 1: see the beautiful gift I've given us? Do you see 885 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:20,960 Speaker 1: the pleasure fish upon land? This is the next step 886 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,399 Speaker 1: of evolution. You use that voice for Rutger Howard. At 887 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,440 Speaker 1: some point they also seem to take a vacuum in 888 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:32,960 Speaker 1: pertend to vacuum up fish. Uh oh, yeah, I see 889 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,439 Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, I bailed on that side. You guys 890 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,120 Speaker 1: are looking at stuff without me. I'm not looking at 891 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:41,160 Speaker 1: that side ever. Again, I'm a notre horse. But like 892 00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:44,040 Speaker 1: I hesitate, like I hesitate to even linked to this 893 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:48,080 Speaker 1: because like they're clearly just trying to get shocked clicks 894 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:55,360 Speaker 1: for views, and it was million six million views. Yeah yeah, 895 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,560 Speaker 1: and it's kind of I kind of hate it. Like 896 00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:02,000 Speaker 1: I I don't necessarily hate hoaxes all that much. They 897 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:07,919 Speaker 1: can be funny, but I don't like this at all. Yeah. 898 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,840 Speaker 1: I hate these guys. I hate these guys like Sean 899 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:16,320 Speaker 1: hates every animal, right. I love the weird squid, I 900 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,080 Speaker 1: love the I even love the bat fly who crawls 901 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:22,320 Speaker 1: around and eat bat guano. But these guys, I hate him. 902 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:28,200 Speaker 1: You're the worst animal, guys, Yeah, man, man is the 903 00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,760 Speaker 1: worst animal. That's what we always learned every time. Everyone 904 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:37,360 Speaker 1: who's the who's the real? Who's the real? Long Finn squid. 905 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:43,720 Speaker 1: It's us. It was us the whole time, the whole time. Well, guys, 906 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,360 Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming on and playing my 907 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,760 Speaker 1: little game. Oh final score, A billion points for Brockway, 908 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:58,600 Speaker 1: seven points for Sean what what what quack and destroyed. 909 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:05,920 Speaker 1: But I ut like two thousand, five hundred baskets of 910 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,720 Speaker 1: point coin which are worth two billion points each. So 911 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:13,000 Speaker 1: I will oh until they until they regulate it. You 912 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:18,360 Speaker 1: better catch you out quick. Yeah, congratulated, Thank you, thank you, 913 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,400 Speaker 1: well deserved one might get. Thank you so much. Thank you, guys, 914 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,880 Speaker 1: Thank you everybody, my most humble of things. But yeah, 915 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,440 Speaker 1: thank you. Where can people if I guess if they 916 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,440 Speaker 1: want to find you after all your slander against animals? 917 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:38,400 Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Dog dot com also on Patreon, 918 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:42,120 Speaker 1: one hot dog and our podcast if you hate the 919 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,240 Speaker 1: written word and you love us, which why wouldn't you? 920 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:50,480 Speaker 1: Is The Dog Zone nine thousand two, two z's, three 921 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:56,880 Speaker 1: zeros and two dudes having fun there. I'll remember that. 922 00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:01,960 Speaker 1: That was really cute. Yeah, we do jokes every day, 923 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,160 Speaker 1: we're funny dudes. Not I mean, we didn't do it 924 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,040 Speaker 1: today today, you know, like I said, it was really cranky, 925 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:10,160 Speaker 1: just hating animals today but this is for science normally 926 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,160 Speaker 1: science brains on. Yeah, don't judge them for their duck 927 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:19,080 Speaker 1: hate today. Uht bit maybe a little bit? Yeah and 928 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:23,080 Speaker 1: then uh yeah. You can find the podcast online at 929 00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:26,120 Speaker 1: Creature feature Pot on Instagram, Creature feet Pot on Twitter. 930 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:31,240 Speaker 1: That's t has something very different. Uh. You can send 931 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:36,080 Speaker 1: me your questions concerns, hopefully not weird videos of fish 932 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:40,840 Speaker 1: doing not good things to Creature feature Pod at gmail 933 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:43,640 Speaker 1: dot com. And thank you so much for listening. If 934 00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:47,040 Speaker 1: you're enjoying the show, please leave or rating and review. Uh. 935 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,200 Speaker 1: It really helps. I read them all makes me feel 936 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:54,240 Speaker 1: good inside. It will wash away the horror of watching 937 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:57,680 Speaker 1: the weird fish video that I did for you guys. 938 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,480 Speaker 1: So yes, you're welcome. Uh, and thank you to the 939 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Space Classics for their super awesome song Exo Alumina. Creature 940 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,360 Speaker 1: features a production of I Heart Radio. For more podcasts 941 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,320 Speaker 1: like the one you just heard, visit the I Heart 942 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,600 Speaker 1: Radio app Apple podcast or Hey Guess what? 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