Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to eighty five,
Speaker 1: episode two of Turns Guys. It's a production by Heart Radio,
Speaker 1: and it's a podcast where we take a deep bat
Speaker 1: into American share consciousness. And it's Tuesday, May second, twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three. And what's what is May second, twenty Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Come on? You don't know me?
Speaker 1: Come on man.
Speaker 2: First of all, Subway tuna lovers unite. No, because this
Speaker 2: World Tuna Day, World Turtle Day. Nah, noat turtles out here,
Speaker 2: got your ass?
Speaker 1: Miles admitted, I got your ass, he admitted. He turtles.
Speaker 2: Also National Life Insurance Day, National Truffle Day. Like the chocolate,
Speaker 2: the good chocolates, I have the chocolate inside. National Teacher
Speaker 2: Appreciation Day, shout out all the teachers. Is National Foster
Speaker 2: Care Day.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 2: It's Tuesday of the first full week in May. It's
Speaker 2: National Teacher Appreciation Day.
Speaker 1: I'm going into my son's school a little later on
Speaker 1: for his to bring some cupcakes for his seventh birthday.
Speaker 1: And uh, I want to be rate his teachers, like
Speaker 1: I don't want to do what yourg No, that's not true.
Speaker 1: Wonderful wonderful teachers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think last time I said this, I was like,
Speaker 2: who's your favorite teacher, and I always I'm gonna just
Speaker 2: I want to shout out Judy Clauson, my first music teacher,
Speaker 2: man good about making a good instrument boo.
Speaker 1: Kathy McDonald, my seventh grade writing teacher, made me secretly
Speaker 1: sent a short story I wrote off to like a contest,
Speaker 1: and was like, you just want oh for real.
Speaker 2: Like just pulled up on He was like, guess what
Speaker 2: asshole you want?
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was really nice because the thing she was
Speaker 1: most into was I believe I can't remember if it's
Speaker 1: The Doobie Brothers or The Moody Blues, but she was
Speaker 1: real into one of those two bands. I hope agree that.
Speaker 2: I thought uncol damn even justin in the chat, he said, well,
Speaker 2: my favorite teacher did that too. Shout out teachers too
Speaker 2: for like doing that thing where they they help you
Speaker 2: get confidence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're like you know what, I know they wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Do this on their own.
Speaker 1: Can I just come in real quick you shut out?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out mister cart right.
Speaker 3: Mister car my senior like creative writing teacher, he did
Speaker 3: the same thing with me. He noticed I was a
Speaker 3: C student and had me do some writing assignments that
Speaker 3: he didn't tell me he was going to submit, and
Speaker 3: most of them got accepted into this literary magazine.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I was. I was. He proved to me
Speaker 1: I was good at writing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, shout shout out all the teachers out the right.
Speaker 4: I'm going to aggressively say shout out to my mom
Speaker 4: because she's the best.
Speaker 1: Take over the podcast, missus Ramos.
Speaker 4: She's changed so many lives of so many kids who
Speaker 4: still keep in touch with her because she's.
Speaker 5: Gotten them into college.
Speaker 4: Help because she teaches Spanish, so she helps a lot
Speaker 4: of and she loves her native speakers because a lot
Speaker 4: of those kids are immigrant kids whose parents just do
Speaker 4: not have the eyes at home to take care of
Speaker 4: them and help them get into school, and have been.
Speaker 1: Taught that they in this system cannot go to college.
Speaker 6: So shout out to my.
Speaker 5: Mom, and also about yeah, yeah, I don't think of
Speaker 5: any teachers who did anything that big. The only thing
Speaker 5: I could think of is when I was in second
Speaker 5: grade or sometime in elementary school, we were learning about
Speaker 5: the rainforest and you were supposed to write about You
Speaker 5: were supposed to write something from the perspective of your
Speaker 5: favorite rainforest animal. So I wrote from the perspective of
Speaker 5: the sloths, and my teacher really liked it, and so
Speaker 5: she It's one of those things I look back on
Speaker 5: and I was like, man, that was weird. She had
Speaker 5: me go up and read it out loud to the
Speaker 5: ladies who worked at the front desk.
Speaker 1: And he was just like, yeah, this is so cute.
Speaker 5: It was really cute, but it was also like, I
Speaker 5: don't know if they were just and she was like,
Speaker 5: you guys got to hear this, like, did.
Speaker 1: You read it? Did you read it super slow? I?
Speaker 1: Bet I am?
Speaker 5: I bet I did. I'm sure I did some acting
Speaker 5: with it.
Speaker 1: And that's how you knew you were built for the stage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was where I really first knew I was
Speaker 5: a performer.
Speaker 2: Sheer mention of appreciating teachers, and we completely exploded the
Speaker 2: opening of the show. All right, teachers deserve it, Yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: them more.
Speaker 1: And now I'm going to do an ak that proves
Speaker 1: that I didn't deserve to write win any of those
Speaker 1: writing programs. I think she actually sent it to a
Speaker 1: third grade writing contest. In seventh grade, She's like, this
Speaker 1: kid really needs a w We're you gonna uh We're
Speaker 1: gonna let him get one here. Anyways, my name is
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien aka huh Worm's got top hat, Richard Scary.
Speaker 1: That is courtesy of my brain because I I heard
Speaker 1: that song in the grocery store yesterday voices Carrie from
Speaker 1: till Tuesday, which I always thought they said, this is scary,
Speaker 1: but it's just voices. Carrie really fucked me up when
Speaker 1: I found out it was voices Carrie well shot. Richard
Speaker 1: Scary speaking of teachers taught me everything Dick I needed
Speaker 1: to know about animals and what jobs they should do. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Speaker 1: mister Miles Gras.
Speaker 7: Yes it's Miles Gray aka Saint Miles Patrons Saints so
Speaker 7: of diapers that prevent the blowout, Okay, I was curious
Speaker 7: if there was a saint like I was holding my
Speaker 7: child and the farts sounds were so insane like they.
Speaker 1: Were I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought I was listening to like a like a
Speaker 2: Miami bassed concert, like in his back because it was
Speaker 2: rumbling and I was like, oh, I was like, this
Speaker 2: shit is a blowout and I knew and I put
Speaker 2: it down and when I revealed it had just reached
Speaker 2: the levees. Held ye to the patrons, the keeping the
Speaker 2: diarrhea in.
Speaker 1: I said, what a great filling I meant feeling, but
Speaker 1: also filing, very fulfilling as well. Yeah, Page, since you
Speaker 1: were last on, Miles became incontinent. So we're Miles. We
Speaker 1: are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 1: a very funny comedian writer actor you know from such
Speaker 1: places as TV. Ever heard of it doing stand up acting?
Speaker 1: Heather's Corporate, one of the funniest comedies of the past decade. Corporate,
Speaker 1: which she also wrote for. Please welcome back to the show.
Speaker 1: It's Page.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's me, uh, the sloth girl from earlier.
Speaker 5: Please call me that going forward.
Speaker 2: Slot girl from earlier.
Speaker 1: What's happening? I was in wait.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about that thing where you had to
Speaker 2: read it to the people at the front desk. They
Speaker 2: had no association with slots or the rainforest or writing contest.
Speaker 2: They were just like, hey, why don't you just get
Speaker 2: this one off in front of them, Just fire it off.
Speaker 5: You know. I wonder if there's a piece of the
Speaker 5: puzzle I'm missing that I just didn't understand at the time,
Speaker 5: But as far as my memory tells me, it was
Speaker 5: just she liked it and so she sent me up
Speaker 5: there to read it out loud.
Speaker 1: Right. That was what we had before social media, and
Speaker 1: like videos of adorable kids, you just had to drag
Speaker 1: an adorable kid around and have them read their cute
Speaker 1: thing in front of that's true, like a traveling road show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did have a teacher, I guess. I don't
Speaker 5: know if the teacher made me submit or like suggested
Speaker 5: that I submitted, But I did enter a writing contest
Speaker 5: where for those books American Diaries that were kind of
Speaker 5: like American Girl but like knock off. Yeah okay, and
Speaker 5: I did get honorable mention for that, which meant that
Speaker 5: we got to go to the local pizza restaurant.
Speaker 1: Shit these Okay, I didn't. I was like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2: But I remember the cover of these books now yeah
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And I still have my one that the
Speaker 5: author signed and she wrote, keep writing, and I.
Speaker 1: Did, wow, wow looking all the way to the top.
Speaker 5: I hope she'd be proud.
Speaker 2: Are these like are they wildly problematic? Because when I
Speaker 2: look at it and I'm like, the tale of a
Speaker 2: Native girl.
Speaker 1: Someone like, what the is this?
Speaker 5: You know, it's hard to say. I haven't. I haven't
Speaker 5: reread in recent years, so I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Like ev Peach in Saint Louis in eighteen fifty seven,
Speaker 2: this Black Room, I'm like, what, what's what is this
Speaker 2: tale about? Are they always just kind of like did
Speaker 2: they did they ever tackle real issues?
Speaker 1: Or were they just kind of right show out up
Speaker 1: by the bootstrep.
Speaker 5: I'll be honest, I don't remember. This purple one is
Speaker 5: the one that I had. Agnes May Gleeson. There she is,
Speaker 5: that's the one. I think.
Speaker 1: I just looks like she's from the nineteen nineth.
Speaker 5: It looks kind of Lana del Rey asked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not. They didn't do much. They just took
Speaker 1: a yearbook photo and.
Speaker 5: Put it like they photoshopped a prairie behind her.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh man, I was. I was a big Hardy's
Speaker 1: boy Hardy Boys, sure fan, Okay, yeah the books.
Speaker 5: I thought you were saying Hardy is the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I was a big Hardy's boy. I did live in
Speaker 1: Hardy's Country. Yeah that was I had that instead of
Speaker 1: Carls Junior. But yeah, that like Hardy Boys books, and
Speaker 1: like I realized that at a certain point I didn't like them.
Speaker 1: I just like enjoyed the ritual or like it having
Speaker 1: all the Hardy Boy books, but like, oh, you're so
Speaker 1: boring and like uncool. They're like the thing about the
Speaker 1: Hardy Boys was like they really like their dad who's
Speaker 1: a cop. Oh really, and they're just like amateur cops.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that was what happened. Read read like
Speaker 1: hundreds of those fuckers.
Speaker 5: Wow, propaganda from yeah Hardy Boys, and.
Speaker 2: You ended up alright, So that's good. Your your mind
Speaker 2: held strong despite the old.
Speaker 1: My brain was doing.
Speaker 5: It was more about your love of collecting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's rights I wanted.
Speaker 2: I wanted my goosebumps to I wanted all of them.
Speaker 2: But my mom was like, if you don't read them,
Speaker 2: I won't even fu enter, Like you can get that
Speaker 2: ship at the library and then put it on your
Speaker 2: bushelf for a little bit. So truth be told, I
Speaker 2: only had about like eight of them because those only
Speaker 2: ones one that I liked reading, Like half the time
Speaker 2: I read them, and.
Speaker 1: This fucking sucks. Just give up on it. But anyway,
Speaker 1: you guys read the Red Wall books. Speaking of Richard scary.
Speaker 1: They were like these little like fantasy books starring like
Speaker 1: mice and rodents.
Speaker 2: Oh oh see, I know the cover. I remember these covers.
Speaker 5: I can picture a lot of these books because my
Speaker 5: like high school job was working at the library, so
Speaker 5: I can like when you say it, I can like
Speaker 5: picture the covers. But I don't think I ever read them.
Speaker 5: As a kid, man, I was like, call the mouse
Speaker 5: Knights these mouse knight motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you all would have heard of it and
Speaker 1: read it if it had been called mouse Knights, but
Speaker 1: instead they called it called red Wall.
Speaker 5: As a kid, distracting from the bearing the lead, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: If they called it like knife mouse, I'd be like, what, let's.
Speaker 5: Go excuse me, mom, I will purchase this one because there's.
Speaker 1: One called salamandastron character. We'll steal the car and go
Speaker 1: to the local bookstore. All right, Page, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in the moment. First,
Speaker 1: a couple of things we're talking about. We're going to
Speaker 1: talk about two ceremonies on either side of the pond.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about King Charles big coronation coming
Speaker 1: up on Saturday. Now, you can participate and yes, now
Speaker 1: you can participate, you can get in on the action.
Speaker 1: I still remember when we first heard that, like his
Speaker 1: coronation was gonna be held you know, eight months hence
Speaker 1: or something, and they were like, and he's really trying
Speaker 1: to make it like tasteful and democratic and taking cost
Speaker 1: of living into account. And I was like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 1: are they gonna do that? And what ridiculous? Where are
Speaker 1: they gonna suck it up? We have our answer, So
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about that. We're gonna talk about how
Speaker 1: take a master sucking up this coronation. We're going to
Speaker 1: talk about this. The theme of this year's Met Gala
Speaker 1: Carl Lagerfeld, baby boy, Carl. I guess the met Gala
Speaker 1: was last night. For those listening, we did not watch.
Speaker 1: We're in the past, so we don't know what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the amazing styles that were worn. So yeah, like
Speaker 1: there will be no spoilers here because we don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mostly to talk about like I thought right right
Speaker 2: right when he passed away and was like, yeah, this
Speaker 2: guy was a giant guy, a real creep. Yeahright, like
Speaker 2: let's honor him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll talk about that. And also Adidas because they're
Speaker 1: being sued for having had some sense that Kanye was
Speaker 1: in a bad place and just didn't do shit about it.
Speaker 1: Kind of a lot, a lot of lot of lead
Speaker 1: time to come back cushion, kind of weird because they
Speaker 1: were created a little more. Yeah, anyways, all of that
Speaker 1: hard to quit it sometimes plenty more. But first page,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history?
Speaker 5: Okay, It's also be a good follow up because I
Speaker 5: think the last time I was on it was the
Speaker 5: day before the Taylor Swift eras tour tickets went on sale.
Speaker 1: That's right, you were, didn't you have?
Speaker 2: Like you were saying, like I got windows open, I'm
Speaker 2: fucking ready.
Speaker 5: Wow, I was so naive. Then talk about recording something
Speaker 5: in the past, you know, like just to.
Speaker 2: Give people the visual.
Speaker 1: This is a little bit like talking to Matthew McConaughey,
Speaker 1: like in the future interview part of True Detective, you
Speaker 1: are smoking, chain smoking and drinking Budweiser out of its
Speaker 1: heavy I can't. Yeah.
Speaker 5: What I'll say though, is just spoiler alert. I did
Speaker 5: get tickets, okay, but I did not get them during
Speaker 5: the sale, absolutely not. It was insane. I got them
Speaker 5: on Reddit dot com. Okay. I how followed a thread
Speaker 5: in the Taylor Swift subreddit where people were selling their
Speaker 5: tickets for face value, and I followed up repeatedly with
Speaker 5: the girl who had two tickets, and eventually I got them.
Speaker 5: I wasn't scammed, she was nice. So I have tickets
Speaker 5: and I can't wait. And honestly, the thing now is
Speaker 5: that I am waiting as La is the last stop
Speaker 5: on the tour, so I'm, you know, watching as as
Speaker 5: it's happening all over as the tour has begun. And
Speaker 5: it occurred to me literally yesterday. I was like talking
Speaker 5: to my friend home going with Katie, and I was
Speaker 5: like thinking about it, and I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 5: are we going to park at Sofi Stadium? And I
Speaker 5: googled Sofi Stadium parking. And I'm really proud of myself
Speaker 5: for going into it early because it's like still pretty
Speaker 5: reasonably priced and I have my parking spot three months
Speaker 5: in advance. So I googled Sofi Stadium parking.
Speaker 1: So your last search history months ago maybe this was
Speaker 1: back in November, maybe six months ago was best seat
Speaker 1: so Sofi Stadium. Yeah, now now we're on Sofi Stadium
Speaker 1: like that of your search is surround. Like I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, stadium the best place to get a soft pretz.
Speaker 5: I do feel like we're getting a you know, a
Speaker 5: skewed sample because we're we've you know this happened. We're
Speaker 5: just hitting you next time. My mom will have to
Speaker 5: be after the after the show. If I'm not just
Speaker 5: like a pile of dust on the ground, you know,
Speaker 5: if I can really get it together to recount my experience.
Speaker 2: I don't turn to a pile of dust or force
Speaker 2: to be like.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to try to bage talk to me.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm looking forward to it for so many months,
Speaker 5: so I'm going to try to.
Speaker 1: I don't sorry.
Speaker 2: I played a weird sound drop where someone was saying,
Speaker 2: page talk to me, honey.
Speaker 5: Why I did get distracted because I thought I heard
Speaker 5: something and then I was like I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 5: Let me just keep talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I love that sound drop.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm really I'm the biggest thing that I'm sort
Speaker 2: of like my ears broked up. Was like people are
Speaker 2: selling them at face value?
Speaker 5: Are they on Reddit? On the tailors?
Speaker 2: Is that just like because they want to be honorable.
Speaker 5: Because it's like actual fans who just had extra ticket.
Speaker 5: It's as opposed to people who bought them to resell them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, I wish sneakerheads did that. Shit, I got
Speaker 2: a pair of these new ones. Man, gotta be honest
Speaker 2: for the real fans.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it was. It's not like it's a
Speaker 5: lot of people or anything. But I just, you know,
Speaker 5: I got lucky.
Speaker 1: What is something that you think is overrated?
Speaker 5: Okay? I feel like I agree with you guys. We
Speaker 5: were talking before we started recording about how it's raining
Speaker 5: and we're tired of it. But I do think something
Speaker 5: that's overrated is summertime. I'm not looking forward. We've already
Speaker 5: had a few days where it's getting a little warmed,
Speaker 5: and I just think summer. I think I think we
Speaker 5: think we like summer because it's when we were off
Speaker 5: from school. Okay, but we're adults now and we don't
Speaker 5: have summer break. Okay unless we're teachers, which thanks them
Speaker 5: so much, you know, National Teacher Day. Yeah, but summer sucks.
Speaker 5: I hate I hate it. I'm I much rather wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I I think, obviously, like anyone, we like spring, we
Speaker 5: like fall, we like when it's mild. But it's so
Speaker 5: much easier to just like put on a jacket than
Speaker 5: it is to like try to not have to have
Speaker 5: your ac running all day. Like it's just I hate
Speaker 5: the summer.
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it. It's it's it's funny
Speaker 2: like when you say how it's tied to like childhood, right,
Speaker 2: because that was the time you felt the most you
Speaker 2: were untethered by school. You could fucking you know, drink
Speaker 2: from the hose and be outside all day and do
Speaker 2: all that shit. Would you fuck with summer if like
Speaker 2: there was a I think it's weird because I really
Speaker 2: like the winter now because like everything does stop, like
Speaker 2: the industry does recognize, like hey man, for at least
Speaker 2: these two weeks when like we're not gonna do shit, right,
Speaker 2: And so because of that, I'm like, oh, I like
Speaker 2: this holiday now, maybe more like more so than summer.
Speaker 2: And I wonder if I just if there was a
Speaker 2: way we could always be like hey man, we got
Speaker 2: to we gotta have that one or two weeks or
Speaker 2: just like it's summer baby, right.
Speaker 5: Well, And also I think like we I can't help
Speaker 5: but think I have a bit of a skewed view
Speaker 5: because I live in southern California. Obviously winter is not
Speaker 5: that bad, right, but I just like, I feel like
Speaker 5: the reason I was thinking about this is I was like,
Speaker 5: I really got to take a moment to appreciate while
Speaker 5: it's spring right now, because in a few weeks and
Speaker 5: into you know, late in the summer, it's gonna be miserable.
Speaker 5: And I feel like I'm always like, at first, it's
Speaker 5: so nice, Oh the war, Oh it's warm again. Oh
Speaker 5: the later's been so long? No, yeah, everything, it's miserable
Speaker 5: to be hot.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, the last time I was in
Speaker 1: a place that had seasons was New York City, and
Speaker 1: trying to think back on my memories, like all my
Speaker 1: good memories are from the summer. For some reason, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, yeah, I have.
Speaker 5: Good things about summer.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: I love a good barbecue. I love but you appreciate
Speaker 2: it like I do. Hold climate. When the sun comes out,
Speaker 2: we're funned over here. It's sunny most of the time anyway,
Speaker 2: so we're like, I don't know, what's the fucking more sun?
Speaker 2: And then people are like, what's wrong with you Californians.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're fucking used to one note. Sorry, we're
Speaker 2: fucking summer.
Speaker 5: Last summer was so bad, Like it was brutal.
Speaker 1: But I really like your first point that, like I
Speaker 1: wonder how much of that was. That was at a
Speaker 1: time when I was just out of school and probably
Speaker 1: still had like some muscle memory or just you know,
Speaker 1: like my body, like all my life, I had learned
Speaker 1: to just like summer, now is time to be free,
Speaker 1: and so I just like go out and drink, like
Speaker 1: I didn't have work the next day, you stay out
Speaker 1: till five in the morning.
Speaker 5: But yeah, more of these things in spring, more of
Speaker 5: these things you know right now, have a barbecue this weekend,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? Like, why wait till it's.
Speaker 2: Then hibernate for the summer, just pain in your air
Speaker 2: conditioned Dave, and then emerge for full Well.
Speaker 1: That's the crazy thing is I can't even like remember
Speaker 1: doing anything in the winter and New York I think
Speaker 1: I must have like just mentally spiritual New York.
Speaker 5: Oh man, did you skate? Like did you go to
Speaker 5: to an ice skating rink or anything like that? No?
Speaker 2: No, I walked by the Rock Center of skating rink
Speaker 2: and then I was like, man, that ain't real ice.
Speaker 1: I'm like I can't get down on that ship and
Speaker 1: I kept moving.
Speaker 5: They made that ice. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It has to be like I'm like, from playing hockey
Speaker 2: for so much in my life, I have to skate
Speaker 2: in a proper rink, you know, if they're not hitting
Speaker 2: that thing with a zam bony like let's let's let's
Speaker 2: let's keep it moving, you know, like God Stadium has
Speaker 2: like a weird skate rink and that thing is criminal.
Speaker 2: They did Ankle Turn City, Yeah, they did. Like they
Speaker 2: were doing like a winter festival and ship at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 2: The last couple of years was.
Speaker 1: Like, go to skating rinks, say like scoff and say
Speaker 1: you call that a skating rink and then leave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, you know what, fucking give me
Speaker 2: a pair of size twelve and a half hockey hockey
Speaker 2: skates real quick, and then I starting then I start
Speaker 2: going backwards around these motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 5: Way too aggressive. It's just like family, and you're like.
Speaker 2: Yo, and my partner her majesty. The first time we
Speaker 2: went somewhere ice skating, I was like, Yo, can I
Speaker 2: do you mind if I just kind of like spread
Speaker 2: my wings a little bit. I haven't been on the
Speaker 2: ice in it. She's like, sure, go ahead. And the
Speaker 2: way my dumb ass was flying around the rink like
Speaker 2: car like cutting through like kids and shit, like one
Speaker 2: of the people's like, hey man, you really need to
Speaker 2: slow down. Like I get you, you know how to skate,
Speaker 2: but like you don't need to be like hopping over
Speaker 2: three year olds and ship like this.
Speaker 5: Is like yeah, moves the hazard.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Like it's a skating film or something
Speaker 2: adult skate, adult scale dog resist.
Speaker 5: I get it. If I had that skill, I'd be
Speaker 5: the same way.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, insufferable. I mean I'm generally insufferable when I find
Speaker 2: something like, oh shit, here's a niche skill I have Now,
Speaker 2: I will just bore you to death with it.
Speaker 1: It's like when you're like going the bounce house at
Speaker 1: a kid's birthday party and everyone's like wait, no, adults
Speaker 1: aren't supposed to be in there, and you're like yeah, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: well then why do you have why is it so big? Then?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh then how come I can do this back?
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 2: You just fan kicked that kid in the head, Like
Speaker 2: Kyle from Street Fighter, What is something you think is
Speaker 2: underrated page.
Speaker 5: I feel like I and maybe I'm wrong, but I
Speaker 5: feel like nobody has been talking about Next in Fashion
Speaker 5: on Netflix. I really liked that show.
Speaker 1: Oh is that the when Tim Gunn is on?
Speaker 5: No, this is with this is with Tan France and
Speaker 5: oh yeah, It's the second season came out a couple
Speaker 5: of months ago, and It's with Gigi had a different
Speaker 5: co host the first season, and it like got canceled
Speaker 5: at first, but then I guess they brought it back.
Speaker 5: And I just I always liked Project Runway, of course
Speaker 5: back in the day, and I haven't watched it forever,
Speaker 5: but I really liked bext and Fashion. I just thought
Speaker 5: all the designers were really interesting and it was just
Speaker 5: like really fun to watch. And I don't want to
Speaker 5: spoil it, but like the person who won, I was like,
Speaker 5: this guy is incredible. This is exactly who I thought
Speaker 5: should win, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Love, Yeah, I liked. I used to watch Project Runway
Speaker 2: like in the early Bravo days a lot, for sure,
Speaker 2: and then I actually did start. I watched the Hype
Speaker 2: on Netflix, which is like the streetwear version of it,
Speaker 2: where it like they find all these streetwear designers and
Speaker 2: like they they all like have a challenge. Ever, it's
Speaker 2: like the same structure except its streetwear, So maybe I
Speaker 2: will take a dip into Next in Fashions, I get out.
Speaker 5: I I just I really thought it was fun, and
Speaker 5: I like, I had watched all of them except for
Speaker 5: the last one. And then I was visiting a friend
Speaker 5: and he was like, well, what do you do you
Speaker 5: want to watch thing? And I was like, would you
Speaker 5: watch the last episode of Next in Fashion with me? Like,
Speaker 5: I know you haven't seen it, but like and he
Speaker 5: and he was enthralled, and and I think that that
Speaker 5: speaks to how fun it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I really liked it. What does it have
Speaker 1: over Project run I feel like that's the one that
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with and that I've watched like half Oh
Speaker 1: that new one, that new version with Tim Gunn is
Speaker 1: on Amazon.
Speaker 5: I guess I can't say what it has over current
Speaker 5: day Project Runway because I haven't watched it in years.
Speaker 5: But I just think, I I don't know. I feel
Speaker 5: like I was interested in all of the designers from
Speaker 5: the beginning, Like I liked all of them, and I
Speaker 5: thought the taste yeah, and I thought the the challenges
Speaker 5: were really interesting and they do like they do some
Speaker 5: men's wear and women's wear, and they just have like
Speaker 5: more interesting models and different like body types and ages
Speaker 5: and stuff too, and just the challenges are kind of
Speaker 5: more interest staying. I guess, like they had one challenge
Speaker 5: where they had to make stuff out of plants, like
Speaker 5: they had to make clothes. Yeah, they just do cool stuff.
Speaker 5: And I do like Tan France and Gigi Hadid. I
Speaker 5: think they have a fun chemistry as hosts. And I
Speaker 5: always love remembering that has like a skater dude voice.
Speaker 1: It's very so cal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's like such a beautiful woman and then she's
Speaker 5: like like.
Speaker 2: She shoh, bruh, she's sick leaves.
Speaker 5: So I just like, I just it has a good prime.
Speaker 1: That is the Hoodie's sister with a Coca Cola commercial days.
Speaker 1: I mean, like I keep bringing all these commercial questions
Speaker 1: and that, Yeah it is, yeah, And I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm not buying the authenticity of her friend group just
Speaker 1: hanging out and having a Coca Cola and make king homemade.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, I agree, now I can picture it.
Speaker 1: Yeah with that kind of coke. Yeah, for sure. It's
Speaker 1: like just replace the Coca cola with cocaine and.
Speaker 2: Right, another lump of Coca cola. Hey, keep me up,
Speaker 2: another sip of Coca cola.
Speaker 1: Coca sorry, the cameras coca. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I liked imagining too because she because she has like
Speaker 5: a pretty young child, and I was like imagining in
Speaker 5: the commercial. In the world of the commercial, she got
Speaker 5: like a babysitter so she could have all of her
Speaker 5: friends over to drink Coca cola.
Speaker 1: Drink Coca cola and do some handmade pastas. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds right like us normal people. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back to
Speaker 1: talk about other normal people like your king, my King,
Speaker 1: Charles Chuck ay. And we're back. And it's it's almost
Speaker 1: that time. It is last night. Was that time for
Speaker 1: the American coronation the met Gala, Well we'll talk about that,
Speaker 1: but for for the UK, it's nearly time for the
Speaker 1: real the once in a generation, once every fucking century
Speaker 1: at this point, coronation King Charles long Leuck three, King.
Speaker 2: Chuck ye three or Chuck ay yai yai, as I say,
Speaker 2: if poppy hey, shout out Poppy King fucking l ray
Speaker 2: Charles a ya yai Oh hey, my guy. But he's
Speaker 2: also today's winning entrant into the How far off base
Speaker 2: can I be when Reading the General Tone of Society sweepstakes.
Speaker 1: Now this is, of course, we just need to reiterate
Speaker 1: being recorded before the met Gala. So there might be
Speaker 1: some really like strong competition in that category.
Speaker 2: Could be some terribly off base. How we might have
Speaker 2: another winner for how far off base can I be
Speaker 2: in reading the General Tone of Society award winner we
Speaker 2: don't know. But in this instance, this week's winner is
Speaker 2: King Charles. So the coordination is happening on Saturday. And
Speaker 2: I guess, like in the past, when some inbred person's
Speaker 2: turn comes up to sit on the throne and wear
Speaker 2: the crown, there's a moment during the ceremony where all
Speaker 2: of the high born I don't know if that's the
Speaker 2: word they use. I just know that from Game of Thrones,
Speaker 2: like other like nobles that are there like in the
Speaker 2: fucking building for it, they usually like bend the knee
Speaker 2: and shit and lick the royal loafers, and it's like
Speaker 2: a whole thing, like and I vow my allegiance to
Speaker 2: you and your children and all that shit. So it's
Speaker 2: called the homage of peers apparently, and it's being scrapped
Speaker 2: for something a little more you know, of the times
Speaker 2: right now, and since everybody, since everybody is just about
Speaker 2: equality and inclusivity these days, I think Chuck must have
Speaker 2: had the thought that so many normies were just dying
Speaker 2: to maybe participate in this oath as well, because there
Speaker 2: was really just reserved for nobles, the nobility, and so
Speaker 2: Saturday is their chance because there will no longer be
Speaker 2: an homage of peers, since it is being replaced with
Speaker 2: the homage of the people. Yes, that sounds really cool,
Speaker 2: right those people. What does that mean? Well, basically, there's
Speaker 2: gonna be a point in the ceremony where the Archbishop
Speaker 2: of Canterbury is going to invite all the hoboes watching
Speaker 2: at home pledge their allegiance to the new sovereign. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is what he would say. This is the fucking
Speaker 2: oath that the arch or Archbishop of Canterbury is gonna
Speaker 2: be like, hey, y'all want to pitch in. Just read
Speaker 2: the text on the bottom of the screen. There's gonna
Speaker 2: be like a text crawl, I guess, and it's like a.
Speaker 1: Little bouncing scepter so you can follow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, it says, I swear that I will
Speaker 2: pay true allegiance to your majesty and to your heirs
Speaker 2: and successors according to law. So help me, God, Yo.
Speaker 1: This is what they This is how they chose to
Speaker 1: democratize it.
Speaker 5: This is so crazy. Every time I end up actually
Speaker 5: talking about the royal family and any capacity, I'm shocked
Speaker 5: by how much I don't understand or know about it.
Speaker 5: Like I'm like, I thought I didn't know anything about it,
Speaker 5: and then it's always like actually even less.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like what homage homage?
Speaker 1: It was like so many like four levels removed from
Speaker 1: any coherent version of reality that makes any sense to me.
Speaker 2: So yeah, a lot of people were like this sounds
Speaker 2: like some like autocrat like authoritarian shit like that.
Speaker 1: You want the people at home be like and iled
Speaker 1: my pledge, my allegiance to you and your blood, homie, and.
Speaker 2: All your sperms, all your sperms are my god.
Speaker 7: Like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they could like cut the palm of their hand
Speaker 5: and press it up to.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, yes, scan this QR code on screen now
Speaker 2: for instructions on how to spill your blood for this.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but this is like a real this was
Speaker 1: a real conversation as they're planning the coronation. They were like,
Speaker 1: there's a real cost of living problem in England. How
Speaker 1: are we going to like do this thing? That is
Speaker 1: the logic, Like doing a coronation that is not a
Speaker 1: celebration of inequality is like is a logical impossibility, Like
Speaker 1: that's a the cornation is a guy riding on like
Speaker 1: in a golden carriage through the streets, like while people
Speaker 1: are like not allowed to make eye contact with them.
Speaker 1: It's there's no version of that. And they're like, no,
Speaker 1: we got it. We actually have the answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean because on top of it all, like
Speaker 2: what's the crown he's gonna wear? Isn't it the most
Speaker 2: gaudy fucking thing?
Speaker 1: All four gemstone, including solid gold garnets and sapphires, there's
Speaker 1: one of those. I don't even I don't even know
Speaker 1: what the fuck a garnet is, or is that gamut.
Speaker 5: Some garnet like green or brown or something.
Speaker 2: I'm just chill. The only garnet we recognize is Kevin. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but so I think the thing that's why he said
Speaker 2: green or brown.
Speaker 5: I think I've looked this up before.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Uh.
Speaker 2: Closely related minerals that form a gemstones. They're like gemstones,
Speaker 2: but like in every color red garnets have a long history. Whatever,
Speaker 2: Who gives a shit anyway, it's gonna be on his
Speaker 2: gold Burger king hat that he wears when he sits
Speaker 2: on the throne, and then all the poor people get
Speaker 2: to do like boot liquor karaoke on TV. So I think, look,
Speaker 2: I'm no expert on English culture, but I definitely, I
Speaker 2: definitely know that this isn't something that the Maxixceps been
Speaker 2: clamoring for, especially when you consider how like few people
Speaker 2: even care about the monarchy, or how or like just
Speaker 2: how shit he is compared to like his mom, at
Speaker 2: least when it comes to like just genuinely being like
Speaker 2: liked regardless of what they represent, They're like, they're like, man,
Speaker 2: they're not gonna come close to Elizabeth, So just just
Speaker 2: fucking just fall to the back. But again, in the
Speaker 2: announcement for it, the royal family sounds like they're patting
Speaker 2: themselves on the back for this. They said, this is
Speaker 2: in their announcement about the homage of the people quote
Speaker 2: a new and significant moment in the tradition of the coronation.
Speaker 2: Never before in our history have the general public been
Speaker 2: offered an opportunity to join the national figures in declaring
Speaker 2: their allegiance to a new sovereign.
Speaker 1: A true moment we'll all remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man of the people like good Morning Britain or
Speaker 2: like they're one of their morning news shows. They just
Speaker 2: did like an informal poll on Twitter, like how many
Speaker 2: y'all doing this? Eighty five percent said fucked no, yeah,
Speaker 2: so whatever, you know, do what you gotta do.
Speaker 5: But if the other people were like, wait, what is that.
Speaker 1: Like huh homage of the Yeah, you all say you're
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. When you get the opportunity to
Speaker 1: ye kneel before your television.
Speaker 2: You're gonna say, and you'll with tears in your eyes
Speaker 2: streaming down your face. I swear that I will pay
Speaker 2: true allegiance to your majesty and to your airs and successors, according.
Speaker 1: To Lass will help me God. Okay, your heart. I'm
Speaker 1: curious now that's America, man, okay, hey come on, yeah, hey.
Speaker 2: Man, hey, and to the Republic for which it stands
Speaker 2: all right, But I just wonder if this is because
Speaker 2: like all these out of touch wealthy people hang out
Speaker 2: Like Charles saw this as like how Elon made it
Speaker 2: so any asshole could get a blue check mark.
Speaker 1: Like he's like, you know, what'd be cool if we
Speaker 1: open it up.
Speaker 2: To all all my SIKA fans and then like maybe
Speaker 2: that'll be a good way to kind of like help
Speaker 2: people feel involved or something. But right now, like when
Speaker 2: asked for a comment, it seemed like the only thing
Speaker 2: that's come back is like a clarification where the Royal
Speaker 2: fans are like.
Speaker 1: You guys.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like I was like that serious about it. It
Speaker 2: was like expecting people to do it. They're more like,
Speaker 2: it's just merely an invitation. There's no expectation to participate.
Speaker 2: It's just if you want, if you want to, you can't.
Speaker 5: It's just there on the screen. If you just want,
Speaker 5: that's yeah.
Speaker 1: If you want, if you want, it's there, that's all. Hey,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna leave this here. You kids, do whatever
Speaker 1: you want, but do whatever you want. I don't know
Speaker 1: the greatest stories ever told in it the law if
Speaker 1: not up to you, up to you, up to you,
Speaker 1: up to your call.
Speaker 5: Did they still do pledge of allegiance in schools? That
Speaker 5: just occurred to me.
Speaker 1: I don't I think so. I don't think they do
Speaker 1: it my kids school, but they definitely do. I mean
Speaker 1: I remember doing it high school.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I in high school. I didn't stand up during it.
Speaker 5: I would just sit down.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, damn.
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not required to do this.
Speaker 1: They would have kicked me out of school if I
Speaker 1: did that. Should I think we had to say that
Speaker 1: our father. When I was in Catholic school, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, the way I mumbled through like hail Mary's and
Speaker 2: ship the only hill Mary was by Tupac And I
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I was in a public school. I
Speaker 5: think they were like, yeah, we don't really, we're not gonna.
Speaker 1: We're not there yet, give us another twenty years.
Speaker 2: And I remember in my in my elementary school, we
Speaker 2: had to salute the Christian flag.
Speaker 5: I didn't know Christians had a flag.
Speaker 2: It's like I pledge allegiance.
Speaker 1: I forget.
Speaker 2: It was to the Christian flag and to the Savior
Speaker 2: for whose kingdom it stands? What?
Speaker 1: Yes, that sounds like a like they weird alp that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds like they were just like, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: America sounds like a kingdom.
Speaker 2: It stands like Christian flag pledge. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's hold on right here. It is this is to
Speaker 2: this as Kingdom stands. Oh well, this is this is
Speaker 2: one version one brotherhood, uniting all Christians in service and
Speaker 2: in love.
Speaker 1: Damn. It was something that was a Catholic school. No,
Speaker 1: this is at a Lutheran school I went to. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Catholic. Can't get away with that ship.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. They were too busy being like, you're
Speaker 2: gonna go to Hell, bitch, and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: But also everyone was like convinced that papists were going
Speaker 1: to take over the country in the early twentieth century.
Speaker 2: So oh, they're nothing to do with immigration demographics, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, nothing that well, speaking of both King
Speaker 1: Charles and Taylor Swift, Ticketmaster the Royal. The Royals put
Speaker 1: Ticketmaster in charge of distributing tickets to his coronation, which
Speaker 1: I just always assumed that that was just a thing
Speaker 1: where like they were glad if people showed up and
Speaker 1: everyone just kind of made their way into the streets.
Speaker 1: But no, you have to get tickets.
Speaker 5: Does it cost money?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it does, but I think so, I don't know.
Speaker 2: They also like pay we're all like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I literally I no lessons here they pay.
Speaker 1: For all of this with taxes like the States.
Speaker 2: Wait, so Lionel Richie's fucking talent fee is coming out
Speaker 2: of the taxes.
Speaker 1: Yes, Lionel Richie, Katy Perry Andrea of Shelley. Wow. And
Speaker 1: you know Katie Perry doesn't go small on these things.
Speaker 2: So oh no, she's gonna come out on a giant
Speaker 2: fucking mechanical lion or some shit.
Speaker 5: Yes, which honestly I'd love to see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be a man appropriate.
Speaker 1: So you know, when it got down to people who
Speaker 1: were not like part of the inbred aristocracy, there were
Speaker 1: twenty thousand spots left up for grabs to be distributed
Speaker 1: based on the geographical spread of the UK population, not
Speaker 1: on a first come, first surf basis. So just really
Speaker 1: trying to like make it egalitarian in some way. That
Speaker 1: like just a misguided attempt to be a man of
Speaker 1: the people, by the least of the people, man of
Speaker 1: all time. And then fans got so some fans got
Speaker 1: an email congratulating them for winning the opportunity to grab tickets.
Speaker 1: But if you didn't, if you thought that that meant
Speaker 1: you had the tickets you were wrong. Ticketmaster would basically
Speaker 1: tell you were out of luck because this was the
Speaker 1: second round of tickets and they weren't guaranteed. So the
Speaker 1: congratulations was just like, congratulations, you now have the opportunity
Speaker 1: to buy these tickets if you act fast. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so the concert happens like on the second
Speaker 2: day of the coronation celebrations. So there's the thing where
Speaker 2: you'll sell it. You can scream at your TV and
Speaker 2: you know, pledge your fealty to his sperm.
Speaker 1: I would die for you, sir, That's all I'm going
Speaker 1: to be screwing tears.
Speaker 2: God, I felt it didn't go far enough.
Speaker 1: It didn't encapsure my true allegiance to you.
Speaker 2: You're a highness. But yeah, so then this like then
Speaker 2: there's this concert that has everybody out there, you know,
Speaker 2: turning up on the east lawn of Windsor Castle. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: first time it's been held in the grounds. See that's
Speaker 2: that's probably how they're like, see, and we're gonna let
Speaker 2: dirty fucking people from charities onto the premises for a concert.
Speaker 1: Gross, not my monarchy.
Speaker 5: I'm still really stuck on Katy Perry performing at this dude,
Speaker 5: there's a ton I choose who I've.
Speaker 1: Told on there. So we talked we actually covered this,
Speaker 1: we should say say that we covered the fact that
Speaker 1: this is by no means the a team. This is
Speaker 1: who would agree to do this at a time when
Speaker 1: everybody generally agrees that the Royals are like a bad institution.
Speaker 1: So like, so this is Elton, John Dua Lipa. What's
Speaker 1: the redheaded guy's name? They all ed Sharon, They all
Speaker 1: turned it down. Harry was like ice girls, they all said,
Speaker 1: spice girls. Said no, yes, spice girls.
Speaker 2: Yep. People of the world your life, I know. And
Speaker 2: apparently so and that leaves us with Katie Perry, lionel
Speaker 2: Rich motherfucking uh, they said, oh, rumored to travel Bette
Speaker 2: Midler from the US, bringing her stinking ass over from
Speaker 2: the US.
Speaker 1: I mean all of these people are you are US performers?
Speaker 1: Like that's the thing, Like.
Speaker 5: Australian are British?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 2: You know what's woll Steve Winwood rock guitarist Steve Winwood
Speaker 2: and Nicole Shirt, singer of the Pussycat Dolls.
Speaker 1: Aren't these all Americans?
Speaker 5: That takes times?
Speaker 2: WHOA, Yeah, I don't think Nicole Shirt singer is English.
Speaker 2: Steve Winwood, Okay, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 5: You know, Orlando Bloom is British, but says okay, thanks
Speaker 5: so much.
Speaker 1: So Katie Perry gets it by relation.
Speaker 5: She's like, yeah, so Orlando was like, go for it, bab.
Speaker 1: I understand the significance of this, and that's why I'm
Speaker 1: riding a giant mechanical lion onto the east lawn of Windsor.
Speaker 2: I kissed a girl and I liked it. For his
Speaker 2: coronations cremony, I.
Speaker 5: I liked it.
Speaker 1: Shit, all right, well, shit, this is gonna be something
Speaker 1: I won't pay any attention to, probably, although I don't
Speaker 1: know who knows. When there's the royal wedding, I think
Speaker 1: we didn't pay per Yeah, I think I paid attention
Speaker 1: to that the last one. But that was because it
Speaker 1: was an American who was getting married into the royal family.
Speaker 1: I was I was expecting some King Ralph hijinks. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course of course. And also we were up at
Speaker 1: three in the morning because we had a newborn. So
Speaker 1: you can look forward to that. Miles. You will be
Speaker 1: watching this whether you like it or not.
Speaker 2: Actually, the only thing you know what, actually the geist
Speaker 2: child has been sleeping through the night. So wow, days
Speaker 2: in a row on the fucking sam. Okay, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: ready for any regressions, but that part of my life
Speaker 2: is behind me for only maybe six more seconds and
Speaker 2: then I'll be right back with backs under my eyes.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break, we'll come back.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about America's disgusting display of privilege the Mecala,
Speaker 1: and we're back, and yeah, it's our time. It's it's
Speaker 1: time for the US to do their Metropolitan Gala. I
Speaker 1: don't know the full word. Galla is probably the full
Speaker 1: word the gala. It's that time celebrities wear out.
Speaker 5: In the gay lavish party.
Speaker 1: Yes, there it is. The Metropolitan gallivanting has to be gone.
Speaker 1: Somebody needs to go and scream that. At the beginning
Speaker 1: the opening ceremonies.
Speaker 2: Oh, like a crier comes out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the galivanting comments, the Metropolitan gallivanting. The theme of
Speaker 1: this year's event is, which is always my favorite thing,
Speaker 1: is like you know, they give feels like a random
Speaker 1: theme is chosen, Like, wasn't one of them, like the papers,
Speaker 1: it wasn't one of them. Yeah one was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I remember when Rihanna pulled up and I
Speaker 2: remember we called that that episode pontiflex, Yeah, because it
Speaker 2: was she she was stutting on him with her like
Speaker 2: religious garb.
Speaker 1: But this year they just like did one that was
Speaker 1: just a designer who just dialed and died. Carl Lagerfeld, Yeah,
Speaker 1: who I recognize when I see a picture of him
Speaker 1: because he has like that collar that looks like a
Speaker 1: neck brace. It's like so big.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And and he's got slicked back hair, which you know,
Speaker 2: that's how you know he's a piece of shit with
Speaker 2: a punchail.
Speaker 1: Slick back.
Speaker 2: Wayne always walk fingerless leather gloves too. You're like, this
Speaker 2: dude's this dude, he looks like a fucking villain.
Speaker 1: He is some of the strongest collars and cuffs in
Speaker 1: the dress shirt game. That was the only thing that
Speaker 1: I took away from him. But he also seemed like
Speaker 1: just like a mean guy, even like at his peak
Speaker 1: when he was famous, and then when he died, everyone
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, this guy was a piece
Speaker 1: of shit. He was so problematic. So let's see where
Speaker 1: should we start.
Speaker 5: Okay, didn't you even claim it was like a character
Speaker 5: he was doing or something.
Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, I'm sure he did. Let's go with that
Speaker 1: during the me too movement, he said, if you don't
Speaker 1: want your pants pulled about, don't become a model, join
Speaker 1: a nunnery. There will always be a place for you,
Speaker 1: the convent.
Speaker 5: The only two options.
Speaker 1: Exactly, Wow, pants pulled about? Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then you follow that up with like when the
Speaker 2: me too things are happening, and he's like just trying
Speaker 2: to throw water on it, because he was quote fed
Speaker 2: up with all the me too nonsense, he said, quote
Speaker 2: what shocks me most in all of this are the
Speaker 2: starlets who have taken twenty years to remember what happened,
Speaker 2: not to mention the fact that there are no prosecution witnesses.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Carl, okay, Carl, what else?
Speaker 1: So it probably ends there, right? Surely he didn't weigh
Speaker 1: in on the Holocaust. What no, no, He said of
Speaker 1: Germany's decision to open their borders to refugees. One cannot,
Speaker 1: even if there are decades between them, kill millions of
Speaker 1: Jews so you can bring millions of their worst enemies
Speaker 1: in their place, which I don't even know what he's
Speaker 1: saying there necessarily, but he did follow that up by
Speaker 1: saying that a friend of his who took in a
Speaker 1: Syrian refugee told him that the great greatest thing Germany
Speaker 1: invented was the Holocaust, but it was his friend who
Speaker 1: he made up who said that, not him. So why
Speaker 1: even Wrention.
Speaker 2: That unless you think that's a point you're trying to get,
Speaker 2: like that's a take you need to get out there though,
Speaker 2: because he's a moss refugee even said like, what is
Speaker 2: he trying to say? Is that him being like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very unclear. It seems like he thinks what he's
Speaker 2: trying to say is important.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. It seems like he doesn't think
Speaker 1: the Holocaust was that bad.
Speaker 2: It sounds like he's like, I don't know. This guy
Speaker 2: says it's pretty cool. Yeah, what do we say to
Speaker 2: that person?
Speaker 1: Then? Huh? Okay. Sure organizers are defending the theme because
Speaker 1: they want to focus on the work rather than the
Speaker 1: words or the man. The words or the man.
Speaker 2: Although people are going, okay, whatever is someone going to
Speaker 2: dress like him?
Speaker 1: You'd imagine or only going to do that because everyone's going,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I guess it's possible that people are who are going, well,
Speaker 5: somehow try to go but also somehow make a statement
Speaker 5: with whatever I feel like I just don't understand how
Speaker 5: fashion works. But I know you're like not supposed to
Speaker 5: say no if you get invited to the met Gala, right,
Speaker 5: Like it's like you have to go, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll it'll fuck your life up. Yeah if you don't,
Speaker 2: it's it's like so sought after. I remember when I
Speaker 2: was working at when I was working at Conde Nast,
Speaker 2: like at like Vogue, they were trying to do a
Speaker 2: seventy three questions like this video series with a z'son.
Speaker 1: Sorry to be in it? All right? Can I talk
Speaker 1: about that later?
Speaker 2: But anyway, his whole thing was he's like, I'll do
Speaker 2: it if you can get me into the met Gala.
Speaker 2: Like the only reason he's like I want to.
Speaker 1: Like I want to go so bad, dude, I want
Speaker 1: to be there. Give me something.
Speaker 2: So the whole the whole exchange was like we had
Speaker 2: to go to the magazine and be like, Yo, can
Speaker 2: you get this guy tickets? And like they were like.
Speaker 1: Did they?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it did, because I mean he
Speaker 2: showed up to set and I was like, and all
Speaker 2: the mumblings are like he's the only doing this for
Speaker 2: Metgala tickets, And I.
Speaker 5: Was like Wow, Wow, what the theme was that year.
Speaker 1: I think it's just uh yeah, who knows, who knows?
Speaker 5: Oh, Becca saying because like Beyonce says she's not gonna go.
Speaker 5: But that's because Beyonce doesn't need it. It's like a
Speaker 5: lot of people. It's a lot of exposure or whatever.
Speaker 2: Right sure, sure of course it's like because it just
Speaker 2: shows you're like, oh, I've been accepted into this this
Speaker 2: world of the met Gala.
Speaker 1: It's also very presumptuous of how good your fit is
Speaker 1: going to be that you think it's going to be
Speaker 1: that dise isn't sorry, assumes that people are gonna be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, is these what are you wearing?
Speaker 2: I think like everyone will remember yeah right right right,
Speaker 2: or just to be able to tell somebody's like, yeah
Speaker 2: I got tickets, Bromm going, what are you gonna wear?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
Speaker 2: I think that's like, well suit I got, yeah, should
Speaker 2: be fine.
Speaker 1: I think were these basketball shorts?
Speaker 5: I do love when people go and they just like
Speaker 5: whatever they wear is so boring, has no relevance, right
Speaker 5: right right, it's kind of bold. I kind of like,
Speaker 5: wasn't it.
Speaker 2: One of the more recent ones, was wasn't that when
Speaker 2: AOC wrote Where to Eat the Rich Dress. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was like I was just thinking of how you
Speaker 2: know they it comes for all of us, you know,
Speaker 2: at some point.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at collar Carl Lagerfeld's like outfits that he designed,
Speaker 1: and it's really like a bunch of giant Like the
Speaker 1: thing about him having like a giant collar seems to
Speaker 1: be his main thing, Like.
Speaker 2: It's a normal sized collar, new angle, find a new ankle.
Speaker 1: Like one of the most iconic is a woman like
Speaker 1: wearing a you know, very very nice outfit with a
Speaker 1: giant bow tie, like a comically sized bow tie around
Speaker 1: her neck. So maybe that's just his thing, is like
Speaker 1: giant neck where which I can get behind.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's how he described nooses. I think in
Speaker 2: an interview too.
Speaker 1: Where my friend who just the one who took in
Speaker 1: the Syrian immigrant was recently saying that what were nooses
Speaker 1: but the first.
Speaker 2: The giant neckwear, And I think that's why I'm playing
Speaker 2: with it with this with my next collection. But yeah,
Speaker 2: so they're focusing on the work rather than the words
Speaker 2: or the man.
Speaker 1: Throwing into that category is presumably his two thousand and
Speaker 1: five Diet book, because He was one of the most
Speaker 1: fat shaming, anti like plus sized, anti healthy acceptance, anti
Speaker 1: healthy brain and body.
Speaker 2: He caped for toxic beauty standards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Carl Lagerfeld diet, which consisted of low calorie
Speaker 1: meals and plenty of diet coke. Huh okay, it's by
Speaker 1: I like how the HEAs like.
Speaker 2: It says that the Karl Lagerfeld diet with doctor Jean
Speaker 2: Claude Oudre like what this doctor was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is good, this works. That works for me, it says.
Speaker 2: His regimen, called the spoon Light program, involved a very
Speaker 2: low fat, very low calorie diet plenty die coke. The
Speaker 2: designers favored fish or yeah, the designer favored fish, lean meat, fruit,
Speaker 2: skim milk, and vegetables and avoided alcohol, cream, sugar, and
Speaker 2: other carbs. That meant bread, pasta, most cheese, and red
Speaker 2: meat were banned.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: And then when super fun to hang out with, like
Speaker 5: just guy to go to dinner with, you know, it
Speaker 5: just sounds cool.
Speaker 2: He would be like the kind of person where you
Speaker 2: order and they start scoffing. Yea es, so I have
Speaker 2: a salad like this, Okay, a caesar or so and
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna have the sea bass.
Speaker 1: His diet was purely for a quote appearance only. He
Speaker 1: called fashion the healthiest motivation for losing weight and believed
Speaker 1: that diets should be a sort of punishment. So this
Speaker 1: guy gets it. He's I'm glad that he was advising
Speaker 1: people the exact opposite of what is actually healthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, we've this is this is a really
Speaker 2: interesting way to articulate how to actually do harm to yourself.
Speaker 2: It's it's wild how just all like these the toxicity
Speaker 2: of like these beauty standards, Like it's just rampant.
Speaker 1: Again. Another thing I heard at Vogue where.
Speaker 2: I forget what the fuck Like people couldn't eat at
Speaker 2: certain shoots, Like they wouldn't have food for crew at
Speaker 2: certain shoots, like if it was like a fashion shoot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they're like, no, we don't need to have food
Speaker 2: here right now. And you'd hear like these things that
Speaker 2: people say like nothing tastes as good as how skinny feels.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, and then people would regurgitate that
Speaker 2: and be like that's the thing, And I'm like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is wrong with all your All.
Speaker 1: Other advice you can find in the book is chewing
Speaker 1: food and spitting it out, which is what a neating
Speaker 1: disorder thing like, that's the thing that they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, so cool, So let's focus on the man.
Speaker 2: That's not the not the man or the words or.
Speaker 1: The takes, the callers, or the boding the met Gala two.
Speaker 5: Isn't it like rumored that the food is terrible? Have
Speaker 5: you guys?
Speaker 2: He oh mate, I'd believe it. Talk about a room
Speaker 2: full of people who probably aren't like just reading like
Speaker 2: the excerpts from his book. Yeah, not so much a
Speaker 2: priority unless you want to fuck your life up.
Speaker 1: I just get blood transfusion from teenagers who have eaten
Speaker 1: and that that's where I get my nut blood. Give
Speaker 1: me that, young.
Speaker 5: I like this sort of theme of blood oaths in
Speaker 5: this episode.
Speaker 2: Y yeah, that should have been the theme of this year.
Speaker 2: Is mcgalaugh's blood?
Speaker 1: No, I guess not well. Page as always such a
Speaker 1: pleasure having you on the daily. I'd like to be here.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 5: You can find me on Instagram at page Weldon. You
Speaker 5: can check out I just had a set on Don't
Speaker 5: Tell Comedies YouTube channel that I am proud of, and
Speaker 5: they have a couple of clip up of me, share those.
Speaker 1: Please link off to that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and yeah, I guess Instagram and Twitter, and I'm
Speaker 5: on TikTok as well at page Welden comedy because a
Speaker 5: teenager who hasn't posted in years has at Page Weldon.
Speaker 1: But yeah, let's find that Page Weldon. I know, see,
Speaker 1: what the fuck do you want? Page? You're sitting on
Speaker 1: this handle, You're not doing shit with it?
Speaker 5: Come back? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Does she have likes? Does she like things?
Speaker 5: Or I haven't loaded since I downloaded TikTok and first
Speaker 5: discovered this.
Speaker 2: But I hope you're listening real page Weldon because we're
Speaker 2: big mad at.
Speaker 1: You fake Page Weldon in my book. Yeah, hey, the
Speaker 1: real page Weldon. Is there a work of media that
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying?
Speaker 5: Okay? Yeah, so I was thinking about I feel like
Speaker 5: you guys always do a tweet, but I just don't
Speaker 5: really look at Twitter anymore. I'm more of a TikTok gal.
Speaker 5: And I was thinking about with the met Gala coming,
Speaker 5: there is this account that I really like. It's this
Speaker 5: Australian guy who's a he's a designer and he posts
Speaker 5: stuff about his you know, designs and stuff too but
Speaker 5: what I really love is whenever he'll post a video
Speaker 5: with his mom, he does videos with his dad too.
Speaker 5: His name's I'm sure I'm pronouncing it wrong aton E,
Speaker 5: I t a n last name bode b o u
Speaker 5: d E. And he posts these videos where he has
Speaker 5: his mom rate red carpet looks, and in particular he
Speaker 5: has a series where he does met Gal has her
Speaker 5: rate met Gala looks and she is hilarious and I'm
Speaker 5: I'm going to send you the one where they're rating
Speaker 5: gghaddids met Gala looks. Okay, I just find her so delightful.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you can play this so we
Speaker 5: can all see it when they say head did because
Speaker 5: they're Australian DIDs, met Gala outs.
Speaker 6: Is she the model? Yes, the pretty one, Yes, very descriptive. Okay.
Speaker 8: This is twenty fifteen. The theme was China through the
Speaker 8: looking Glass and doing Diana von Furstenberg.
Speaker 6: Well that's a little bit ordinary. Don't you think it's
Speaker 6: not terrible? It's just a bit average. I'd give it
Speaker 6: a four.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: This is twenty sixteen. The themes Fashion in an Age
Speaker 8: of Technology, and she's wearing Tommy Hill figure.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's very ordinary. What's next to her? That man?
Speaker 6: What's he got on his own?
Speaker 8: That's insane, that's insane saying from one direction, Oh hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, oh hello to the gentleman with the metal arms.
Speaker 1: Okay, she is vicious.
Speaker 5: She gives everything like a four. And what I love
Speaker 5: about he has like a whole playlist of her rating
Speaker 5: mcgala looks and stuff, And what I love about them
Speaker 5: is no matter what you think, like once you've watched
Speaker 5: a few and you think you get her taste, you don't.
Speaker 5: She is like such a surprise. Her main her only
Speaker 5: consistent thing is that she hates beige. She hates when
Speaker 5: people wear beige. Yeah, she thinks. I'm watching people out
Speaker 5: you know, and I think she's kind of right, truth
Speaker 5: be told.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the outfits as they get like progressively
Speaker 1: less ordinary. Does she keep going? Does she keep being
Speaker 1: like it's a little ordinary biking?
Speaker 5: Wait? Can I get you to just play like the
Speaker 5: first three seconds of the one where they do bellaheaded
Speaker 5: I'm saying yes right now, Okay.
Speaker 8: I'm going to get you to write all of bellads
Speaker 8: mechal outfits haven't ready?
Speaker 1: No we did?
Speaker 8: Did?
Speaker 6: Are they related? The sisters. Wow, in the same industry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the same industry. Good for them. Oh hello, Zane,
Speaker 2: Hello favorite?
Speaker 5: Yeah okay, yeah. She always says like people didn't get
Speaker 5: the memo about the beige. Anyway, if you want to
Speaker 5: lose some time on TikTok, just scroll through that playlist.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so this guy's a designer who I believe
Speaker 5: you can buy is close.
Speaker 2: Also, you know what I found? Paige Weldon been posting
Speaker 2: at page weld.
Speaker 5: She's been posting recently though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for two dred and seventeen plays on this. I
Speaker 2: don't know what this is.
Speaker 5: So this is from twenty sixteen. Oh oh so it's
Speaker 5: just back when TikTok was like literally just lip syncing.
Speaker 2: Like when it was musically Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Good for you.
Speaker 5: It's a delete her account.
Speaker 2: Yeah, delete this page. We're gonna find you and ask
Speaker 2: you very nicely to just move on exactly.
Speaker 1: We just want to talk Miles. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Is their working media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Find me? I mean you can find me at Miles
Speaker 2: and grade Twitter. You know, I look sometimes, but again,
Speaker 2: ever since I hadn't looked at it for like many
Speaker 2: weeks straight, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not looking there as much off and
Speaker 1: even on the Instagram. Man, I'm fucking I'm fucking up.
Speaker 2: I'm old.
Speaker 1: Man. You know I'm looking at my baby all the time.
Speaker 2: What can I say? What can I say? Find me
Speaker 2: at miles of grade though.
Speaker 5: What can I say? I'm a wonderful father, like.
Speaker 2: I say, I'm daddy.
Speaker 1: Now you know what's wild?
Speaker 2: I'm I'm pretty sure, Jack, next time you see me,
Speaker 2: I'm only gonna be wearing cargo pants. Yeah, I'm like
Speaker 2: stepping into the dad. Like any pockets you can carry
Speaker 2: a baby monitor in, Like, oh yeah, but like I
Speaker 2: keep a baby monitor one pocket I got. I got
Speaker 2: pacifiers on me. I'm fucking ready, okay, and technical fabrics
Speaker 2: because the spit up will just glide right off rather
Speaker 2: than stain.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Find us also on our basketball podcast, Miles and Jack
Speaker 2: Got Mad Boosty. This is gonna be a fantastic episode
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Speaker 2: And then if you want to hear me talk about
Speaker 2: Love is Blind and other reality shows, Super High with
Speaker 2: Sophia Alexander, check out for twenty de fiance. I don't
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Speaker 1: Media things I've looked at. So I'll just.
Speaker 2: Say, go go go, go shout out a teacher, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. If you can't do that, do
Speaker 2: that on social media on social media, because you know,
Speaker 2: all of our teachers as to media is the ones
Speaker 2: that were teaching in the nineties, God bless them.
Speaker 1: Uh tweet I've been enjoying big Boy online at I
Speaker 1: do not bleed tweeted. When a bird is walking around
Speaker 1: on its little bird legs, it's mocking you. It's saying
Speaker 1: this is you, this is what you look like.
Speaker 2: Just hopping around.
Speaker 5: You know the thing about birds, how they're like their
Speaker 5: heads bob when they're walking, because like I think it's
Speaker 5: like attached to the muscles and their legs.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I have a fuck they're.
Speaker 5: Dinosaurs and I don't know they're creepy. Ask.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian.
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Speaker 5: Well, was a song that.
Speaker 1: We think you might enjoy? My good song? Do you
Speaker 1: think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: Uh? There's okay. I think last time we went off
Speaker 2: on a track from Always Proper, I want to do
Speaker 2: another one from this album. It's called tak Yo ass
Speaker 2: Off and it's a little more like This one's more
Speaker 2: like a bit of a housey track, which is dope
Speaker 2: again all that this whole like Lafomelia, like the stuff
Speaker 2: I've been hearing is really it's fun and it's I
Speaker 2: like when it's just like a collective of artists who
Speaker 2: just kind of get together and put stuff together. So
Speaker 2: this one is talk Yo ass Off by Always Proper
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