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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to eighty five,

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Speaker 1: episode two of Turns Guys. It's a production by Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: and it's a podcast where we take a deep bat

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Speaker 1: into American share consciousness. And it's Tuesday, May second, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty three. And what's what is May second, twenty Tuesday?

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Speaker 2: Come on? You don't know me?

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Speaker 1: Come on man.

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Speaker 2: First of all, Subway tuna lovers unite. No, because this

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Speaker 2: World Tuna Day, World Turtle Day. Nah, noat turtles out here,

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Speaker 2: got your ass?

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Speaker 1: Miles admitted, I got your ass, he admitted. He turtles.

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Speaker 2: Also National Life Insurance Day, National Truffle Day. Like the chocolate,

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Speaker 2: the good chocolates, I have the chocolate inside. National Teacher

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Speaker 2: Appreciation Day, shout out all the teachers. Is National Foster

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Speaker 2: Care Day.

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Speaker 1: Amazing.

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Speaker 2: It's Tuesday of the first full week in May. It's

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Speaker 2: National Teacher Appreciation Day.

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Speaker 1: I'm going into my son's school a little later on

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Speaker 1: for his to bring some cupcakes for his seventh birthday.

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Speaker 1: And uh, I want to be rate his teachers, like

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do what yourg No, that's not true.

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Speaker 1: Wonderful wonderful teachers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think last time I said this, I was like,

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Speaker 2: who's your favorite teacher, and I always I'm gonna just

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Speaker 2: I want to shout out Judy Clauson, my first music teacher,

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Speaker 2: man good about making a good instrument boo.

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Speaker 1: Kathy McDonald, my seventh grade writing teacher, made me secretly

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Speaker 1: sent a short story I wrote off to like a contest,

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Speaker 1: and was like, you just want oh for real.

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Speaker 2: Like just pulled up on He was like, guess what

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Speaker 2: asshole you want?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It was really nice because the thing she was

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Speaker 1: most into was I believe I can't remember if it's

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Speaker 1: The Doobie Brothers or The Moody Blues, but she was

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Speaker 1: real into one of those two bands. I hope agree that.

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Speaker 2: I thought uncol damn even justin in the chat, he said, well,

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Speaker 2: my favorite teacher did that too. Shout out teachers too

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Speaker 2: for like doing that thing where they they help you

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Speaker 2: get confidence.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're like you know what, I know they wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: Do this on their own.

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Speaker 1: Can I just come in real quick you shut out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out mister cart right.

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Speaker 3: Mister car my senior like creative writing teacher, he did

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Speaker 3: the same thing with me. He noticed I was a

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Speaker 3: C student and had me do some writing assignments that

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Speaker 3: he didn't tell me he was going to submit, and

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Speaker 3: most of them got accepted into this literary magazine.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I was. I was. He proved to me

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Speaker 1: I was good at writing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, shout shout out all the teachers out the right.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to aggressively say shout out to my mom

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Speaker 4: because she's the best.

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Speaker 1: Take over the podcast, missus Ramos.

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Speaker 4: She's changed so many lives of so many kids who

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Speaker 4: still keep in touch with her because she's.

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Speaker 5: Gotten them into college.

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Speaker 4: Help because she teaches Spanish, so she helps a lot

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Speaker 4: of and she loves her native speakers because a lot

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Speaker 4: of those kids are immigrant kids whose parents just do

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Speaker 4: not have the eyes at home to take care of

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Speaker 4: them and help them get into school, and have been.

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Speaker 1: Taught that they in this system cannot go to college.

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Speaker 6: So shout out to my.

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Speaker 5: Mom, and also about yeah, yeah, I don't think of

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Speaker 5: any teachers who did anything that big. The only thing

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Speaker 5: grade or sometime in elementary school, we were learning about

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Speaker 5: the rainforest and you were supposed to write about You

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Speaker 5: were supposed to write something from the perspective of your

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Speaker 5: favorite rainforest animal. So I wrote from the perspective of

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Speaker 5: the sloths, and my teacher really liked it, and so

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Speaker 5: she It's one of those things I look back on

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Speaker 5: and I was like, man, that was weird. She had

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Speaker 5: me go up and read it out loud to the

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Speaker 1: And he was just like, yeah, this is so cute.

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Speaker 5: It was really cute, but it was also like, I

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Speaker 5: don't know if they were just and she was like,

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Speaker 5: you guys got to hear this, like, did.

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Speaker 1: You read it? Did you read it super slow? I?

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Speaker 1: Bet I am?

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Speaker 5: I bet I did. I'm sure I did some acting

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Speaker 5: with it.

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Speaker 1: And that's how you knew you were built for the stage.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was where I really first knew I was

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Speaker 5: a performer.

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Speaker 2: Sheer mention of appreciating teachers, and we completely exploded the

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Speaker 2: opening of the show. All right, teachers deserve it, Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 2: them more.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm going to do an ak that proves

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Speaker 1: that I didn't deserve to write win any of those

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Speaker 1: writing programs. I think she actually sent it to a

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Speaker 1: third grade writing contest. In seventh grade, She's like, this

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Speaker 1: kid really needs a w We're you gonna uh We're

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Speaker 1: gonna let him get one here. Anyways, my name is

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien aka huh Worm's got top hat, Richard Scary.

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Speaker 1: That is courtesy of my brain because I I heard

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Speaker 1: that song in the grocery store yesterday voices Carrie from

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Speaker 1: till Tuesday, which I always thought they said, this is scary,

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Speaker 1: but it's just voices. Carrie really fucked me up when

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Speaker 1: I found out it was voices Carrie well shot. Richard

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Speaker 1: Scary speaking of teachers taught me everything Dick I needed

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Speaker 1: to know about animals and what jobs they should do. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,

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Speaker 1: mister Miles Gras.

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Speaker 7: Yes it's Miles Gray aka Saint Miles Patrons Saints so

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Speaker 7: of diapers that prevent the blowout, Okay, I was curious

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Speaker 7: if there was a saint like I was holding my

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Speaker 7: child and the farts sounds were so insane like they.

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Speaker 1: Were I thought.

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Speaker 2: I thought I was listening to like a like a

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Speaker 2: Miami bassed concert, like in his back because it was

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Speaker 2: rumbling and I was like, oh, I was like, this

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Speaker 2: shit is a blowout and I knew and I put

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Speaker 2: it down and when I revealed it had just reached

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Speaker 2: the levees. Held ye to the patrons, the keeping the

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Speaker 2: diarrhea in.

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Speaker 1: I said, what a great filling I meant feeling, but

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Speaker 1: also filing, very fulfilling as well. Yeah, Page, since you

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Speaker 1: were last on, Miles became incontinent. So we're Miles. We

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Speaker 1: are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by

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Speaker 1: a very funny comedian writer actor you know from such

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Speaker 1: places as TV. Ever heard of it doing stand up acting?

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Speaker 1: Heather's Corporate, one of the funniest comedies of the past decade. Corporate,

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Speaker 1: which she also wrote for. Please welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Page.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's me, uh, the sloth girl from earlier.

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Speaker 5: Please call me that going forward.

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Speaker 2: Slot girl from earlier.

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Speaker 1: What's happening? I was in wait.

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Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about that thing where you had to

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Speaker 2: read it to the people at the front desk. They

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Speaker 2: had no association with slots or the rainforest or writing contest.

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Speaker 2: They were just like, hey, why don't you just get

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Speaker 5: You know. I wonder if there's a piece of the

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Speaker 5: puzzle I'm missing that I just didn't understand at the time,

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Speaker 5: But as far as my memory tells me, it was

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Speaker 1: Right. That was what we had before social media, and

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Speaker 1: like videos of adorable kids, you just had to drag

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Speaker 1: thing in front of that's true, like a traveling road show.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I did have a teacher, I guess. I don't

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Speaker 5: know if the teacher made me submit or like suggested

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Speaker 5: that I submitted, But I did enter a writing contest

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Speaker 5: where for those books American Diaries that were kind of

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Speaker 5: I did get honorable mention for that, which meant that

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Speaker 1: Shit these Okay, I didn't. I was like, what the

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Speaker 2: But I remember the cover of these books now yeah

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And I still have my one that the

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Speaker 5: author signed and she wrote, keep writing, and I.

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Speaker 1: Did, wow, wow looking all the way to the top.

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Speaker 5: I hope she'd be proud.

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Speaker 2: Are these like are they wildly problematic? Because when I

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Speaker 1: Someone like, what the is this?

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Speaker 5: You know, it's hard to say. I haven't. I haven't

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Speaker 2: Like ev Peach in Saint Louis in eighteen fifty seven,

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Speaker 2: this Black Room, I'm like, what, what's what is this

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Speaker 5: I'll be honest, I don't remember. This purple one is

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Speaker 5: the one that I had. Agnes May Gleeson. There she is,

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Speaker 1: I just looks like she's from the nineteen nineth.

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Speaker 5: It looks kind of Lana del Rey asked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not. They didn't do much. They just took

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Speaker 5: Put it like they photoshopped a prairie behind her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh man, I was. I was a big Hardy's

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Speaker 1: boy Hardy Boys, sure fan, Okay, yeah the books.

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Speaker 5: I thought you were saying Hardy is the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I was a big Hardy's boy. I did live in

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Speaker 1: Hardy's Country. Yeah that was I had that instead of

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Speaker 1: like I realized that at a certain point I didn't like them.

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Speaker 1: I just like enjoyed the ritual or like it having

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Speaker 1: Hardy Boys was like they really like their dad who's

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Speaker 1: a cop. Oh really, and they're just like amateur cops.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that was what happened. Read read like

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Speaker 1: hundreds of those fuckers.

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Speaker 5: Wow, propaganda from yeah Hardy Boys, and.

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Speaker 2: You ended up alright, So that's good. Your your mind

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Speaker 5: It was more about your love of collecting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's rights I wanted.

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Speaker 2: I wanted my goosebumps to I wanted all of them.

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Speaker 2: But my mom was like, if you don't read them,

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Speaker 2: I won't even fu enter, Like you can get that

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Speaker 2: ship at the library and then put it on your

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Speaker 2: ones one that I liked reading, Like half the time

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Speaker 2: I read them, and.

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Speaker 1: This fucking sucks. Just give up on it. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: you guys read the Red Wall books. Speaking of Richard scary.

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Speaker 1: They were like these little like fantasy books starring like

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Speaker 1: mice and rodents.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh see, I know the cover. I remember these covers.

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Speaker 5: I can picture a lot of these books because my

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Speaker 5: like high school job was working at the library, so

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Speaker 5: I can like when you say it, I can like

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Speaker 5: picture the covers. But I don't think I ever read them.

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Speaker 5: As a kid, man, I was like, call the mouse

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Speaker 2: went somewhere ice skating, I was like, Yo, can I

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Speaker 2: do you mind if I just kind of like spread

440
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Speaker 2: my wings a little bit. I haven't been on the

441
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Speaker 2: ice in it. She's like, sure, go ahead. And the

442
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 2: way my dumb ass was flying around the rink like

443
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 2: car like cutting through like kids and shit, like one

444
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: of the people's like, hey man, you really need to

445
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 2: slow down. Like I get you, you know how to skate,

446
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 2: but like you don't need to be like hopping over

447
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 2: three year olds and ship like this.

448
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 5: Is like yeah, moves the hazard.

449
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Like it's a skating film or something

450
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 2: adult skate, adult scale dog resist.

451
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Speaker 5: I get it. If I had that skill, I'd be

452
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Speaker 5: the same way.

453
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

454
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, insufferable. I mean I'm generally insufferable when I find

455
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 2: something like, oh shit, here's a niche skill I have Now,

456
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: I will just bore you to death with it.

457
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Speaker 1: It's like when you're like going the bounce house at

458
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 1: a kid's birthday party and everyone's like wait, no, adults

459
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,959
Speaker 1: aren't supposed to be in there, and you're like yeah, yeah, sure,

460
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: well then why do you have why is it so big? Then?

461
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh then how come I can do this back?

462
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,439
Speaker 1: Are you okay?

463
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,199
Speaker 2: You just fan kicked that kid in the head, Like

464
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 2: Kyle from Street Fighter, What is something you think is

465
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 2: underrated page.

466
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Speaker 5: I feel like I and maybe I'm wrong, but I

467
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 5: feel like nobody has been talking about Next in Fashion

468
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 5: on Netflix. I really liked that show.

469
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Speaker 1: Oh is that the when Tim Gunn is on?

470
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Speaker 5: No, this is with this is with Tan France and

471
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 5: oh yeah, It's the second season came out a couple

472
00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 5: of months ago, and It's with Gigi had a different

473
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 5: co host the first season, and it like got canceled

474
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 5: at first, but then I guess they brought it back.

475
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 5: And I just I always liked Project Runway, of course

476
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 5: back in the day, and I haven't watched it forever,

477
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 5: but I really liked bext and Fashion. I just thought

478
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,479
Speaker 5: all the designers were really interesting and it was just

479
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 5: like really fun to watch. And I don't want to

480
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 5: spoil it, but like the person who won, I was like,

481
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 5: this guy is incredible. This is exactly who I thought

482
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Speaker 5: should win, you know, I.

483
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Speaker 2: Love, Yeah, I liked. I used to watch Project Runway

484
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 2: like in the early Bravo days a lot, for sure,

485
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 2: and then I actually did start. I watched the Hype

486
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 2: on Netflix, which is like the streetwear version of it,

487
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 2: where it like they find all these streetwear designers and

488
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 2: like they they all like have a challenge. Ever, it's

489
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 2: like the same structure except its streetwear, So maybe I

490
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 2: will take a dip into Next in Fashions, I get out.

491
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Speaker 5: I I just I really thought it was fun, and

492
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 5: I like, I had watched all of them except for

493
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 5: the last one. And then I was visiting a friend

494
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 5: and he was like, well, what do you do you

495
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 5: want to watch thing? And I was like, would you

496
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Speaker 5: watch the last episode of Next in Fashion with me? Like,

497
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 5: I know you haven't seen it, but like and he

498
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 5: and he was enthralled, and and I think that that

499
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Speaker 5: speaks to how fun it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I really liked it. What does it have

501
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: over Project run I feel like that's the one that

502
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with and that I've watched like half Oh

503
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: that new one, that new version with Tim Gunn is

504
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 1: on Amazon.

505
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Speaker 5: I guess I can't say what it has over current

506
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 5: day Project Runway because I haven't watched it in years.

507
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 5: But I just think, I I don't know. I feel

508
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 5: like I was interested in all of the designers from

509
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 5: the beginning, Like I liked all of them, and I

510
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 5: thought the taste yeah, and I thought the the challenges

511
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 5: were really interesting and they do like they do some

512
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 5: men's wear and women's wear, and they just have like

513
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 5: more interesting models and different like body types and ages

514
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 5: and stuff too, and just the challenges are kind of

515
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 5: more interest staying. I guess, like they had one challenge

516
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 5: where they had to make stuff out of plants, like

517
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 5: they had to make clothes. Yeah, they just do cool stuff.

518
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 5: And I do like Tan France and Gigi Hadid. I

519
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 5: think they have a fun chemistry as hosts. And I

520
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 5: always love remembering that has like a skater dude voice.

521
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: It's very so cal.

522
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's like such a beautiful woman and then she's

523
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 5: like like.

524
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Speaker 2: She shoh, bruh, she's sick leaves.

525
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 5: So I just like, I just it has a good prime.

526
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 1: That is the Hoodie's sister with a Coca Cola commercial days.

527
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: I mean, like I keep bringing all these commercial questions

528
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: and that, Yeah it is, yeah, And I don't know,

529
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm not buying the authenticity of her friend group just

530
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Speaker 1: hanging out and having a Coca Cola and make king homemade.

531
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 5: Oh yes, I agree, now I can picture it.

532
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: Yeah with that kind of coke. Yeah, for sure. It's

533
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 1: like just replace the Coca cola with cocaine and.

534
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 2: Right, another lump of Coca cola. Hey, keep me up,

535
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 2: another sip of Coca cola.

536
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: Coca sorry, the cameras coca. Yeah.

537
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Speaker 5: I liked imagining too because she because she has like

538
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 5: a pretty young child, and I was like imagining in

539
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 5: the commercial. In the world of the commercial, she got

540
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,239
Speaker 5: like a babysitter so she could have all of her

541
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 5: friends over to drink Coca cola.

542
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: Drink Coca cola and do some handmade pastas. Oh yeah, yeah,

543
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: that sounds right like us normal people. All right, all right,

544
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back to

545
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: talk about other normal people like your king, my King,

546
00:27:53,560 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 1: Charles Chuck ay. And we're back. And it's it's almost

547
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: that time. It is last night. Was that time for

548
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: the American coronation the met Gala, Well we'll talk about that,

549
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 1: but for for the UK, it's nearly time for the

550
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: real the once in a generation, once every fucking century

551
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Speaker 1: at this point, coronation King Charles long Leuck three, King.

552
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 2: Chuck ye three or Chuck ay yai yai, as I say,

553
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: if poppy hey, shout out Poppy King fucking l ray

554
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: Charles a ya yai Oh hey, my guy. But he's

555
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 2: also today's winning entrant into the How far off base

556
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 2: can I be when Reading the General Tone of Society sweepstakes.

557
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: Now this is, of course, we just need to reiterate

558
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: being recorded before the met Gala. So there might be

559
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: some really like strong competition in that category.

560
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 2: Could be some terribly off base. How we might have

561
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 2: another winner for how far off base can I be

562
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 2: in reading the General Tone of Society award winner we

563
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 2: don't know. But in this instance, this week's winner is

564
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 2: King Charles. So the coordination is happening on Saturday. And

565
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 2: I guess, like in the past, when some inbred person's

566
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: turn comes up to sit on the throne and wear

567
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: the crown, there's a moment during the ceremony where all

568
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 2: of the high born I don't know if that's the

569
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 2: word they use. I just know that from Game of Thrones,

570
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 2: like other like nobles that are there like in the

571
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 2: fucking building for it, they usually like bend the knee

572
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: and shit and lick the royal loafers, and it's like

573
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 2: a whole thing, like and I vow my allegiance to

574
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: you and your children and all that shit. So it's

575
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 2: called the homage of peers apparently, and it's being scrapped

576
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 2: for something a little more you know, of the times

577
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: right now, and since everybody, since everybody is just about

578
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: equality and inclusivity these days, I think Chuck must have

579
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: had the thought that so many normies were just dying

580
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: to maybe participate in this oath as well, because there

581
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: was really just reserved for nobles, the nobility, and so

582
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: Saturday is their chance because there will no longer be

583
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 2: an homage of peers, since it is being replaced with

584
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 2: the homage of the people. Yes, that sounds really cool,

585
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 2: right those people. What does that mean? Well, basically, there's

586
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 2: gonna be a point in the ceremony where the Archbishop

587
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 2: of Canterbury is going to invite all the hoboes watching

588
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 2: at home pledge their allegiance to the new sovereign. Okay,

589
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: this is what he would say. This is the fucking

590
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: oath that the arch or Archbishop of Canterbury is gonna

591
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Speaker 2: be like, hey, y'all want to pitch in. Just read

592
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Speaker 2: the text on the bottom of the screen. There's gonna

593
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 2: be like a text crawl, I guess, and it's like a.

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Speaker 1: Little bouncing scepter so you can follow.

595
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, it says, I swear that I will

596
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Speaker 2: pay true allegiance to your majesty and to your heirs

597
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 2: and successors according to law. So help me, God, Yo.

598
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: This is what they This is how they chose to

599
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: democratize it.

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00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 5: This is so crazy. Every time I end up actually

601
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 5: talking about the royal family and any capacity, I'm shocked

602
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 5: by how much I don't understand or know about it.

603
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,239
Speaker 5: Like I'm like, I thought I didn't know anything about it,

604
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 5: and then it's always like actually even less.

605
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, like what homage homage?

606
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: It was like so many like four levels removed from

607
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: any coherent version of reality that makes any sense to me.

608
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: So yeah, a lot of people were like this sounds

609
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 2: like some like autocrat like authoritarian shit like that.

610
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: You want the people at home be like and iled

611
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: my pledge, my allegiance to you and your blood, homie, and.

612
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 2: All your sperms, all your sperms are my god.

613
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 7: Like.

614
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, they could like cut the palm of their hand

615
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 5: and press it up to.

616
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 2: The Yeah, yes, scan this QR code on screen now

617
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: for instructions on how to spill your blood for this.

618
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, but this is like a real this was

619
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: a real conversation as they're planning the coronation. They were like,

620
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: there's a real cost of living problem in England. How

621
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: are we going to like do this thing? That is

622
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: the logic, Like doing a coronation that is not a

623
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: celebration of inequality is like is a logical impossibility, Like

624
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: that's a the cornation is a guy riding on like

625
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: in a golden carriage through the streets, like while people

626
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: are like not allowed to make eye contact with them.

627
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: It's there's no version of that. And they're like, no,

628
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: we got it. We actually have the answer.

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00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean because on top of it all, like

630
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 2: what's the crown he's gonna wear? Isn't it the most

631
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 2: gaudy fucking thing?

632
00:32:51,800 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: All four gemstone, including solid gold garnets and sapphires, there's

633
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: one of those. I don't even I don't even know

634
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: what the fuck a garnet is, or is that gamut.

635
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 5: Some garnet like green or brown or something.

636
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 2: I'm just chill. The only garnet we recognize is Kevin. Yeah,

637
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: but so I think the thing that's why he said

638
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: green or brown.

639
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 5: I think I've looked this up before.

640
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Uh.

641
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 2: Closely related minerals that form a gemstones. They're like gemstones,

642
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 2: but like in every color red garnets have a long history. Whatever,

643
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: Who gives a shit anyway, it's gonna be on his

644
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: gold Burger king hat that he wears when he sits

645
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: on the throne, and then all the poor people get

646
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: to do like boot liquor karaoke on TV. So I think, look,

647
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 2: I'm no expert on English culture, but I definitely, I

648
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 2: definitely know that this isn't something that the Maxixceps been

649
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: clamoring for, especially when you consider how like few people

650
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: even care about the monarchy, or how or like just

651
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,239
Speaker 2: how shit he is compared to like his mom, at

652
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 2: least when it comes to like just genuinely being like

653
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 2: liked regardless of what they represent, They're like, they're like, man,

654
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 2: they're not gonna come close to Elizabeth, So just just

655
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 2: fucking just fall to the back. But again, in the

656
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 2: announcement for it, the royal family sounds like they're patting

657
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 2: themselves on the back for this. They said, this is

658
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 2: in their announcement about the homage of the people quote

659
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 2: a new and significant moment in the tradition of the coronation.

660
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 2: Never before in our history have the general public been

661
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 2: offered an opportunity to join the national figures in declaring

662
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: their allegiance to a new sovereign.

663
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: A true moment we'll all remember.

664
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, man of the people like good Morning Britain or

665
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 2: like they're one of their morning news shows. They just

666
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: did like an informal poll on Twitter, like how many

667
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 2: y'all doing this? Eighty five percent said fucked no, yeah,

668
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 2: so whatever, you know, do what you gotta do.

669
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,439
Speaker 5: But if the other people were like, wait, what is that.

670
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: Like huh homage of the Yeah, you all say you're

671
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. When you get the opportunity to

672
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: ye kneel before your television.

673
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna say, and you'll with tears in your eyes

674
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 2: streaming down your face. I swear that I will pay

675
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: true allegiance to your majesty and to your airs and successors, according.

676
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: To Lass will help me God. Okay, your heart. I'm

677
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: curious now that's America, man, okay, hey come on, yeah, hey.

678
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 2: Man, hey, and to the Republic for which it stands

679
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 2: all right, But I just wonder if this is because

680
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 2: like all these out of touch wealthy people hang out

681
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: Like Charles saw this as like how Elon made it

682
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: so any asshole could get a blue check mark.

683
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: Like he's like, you know, what'd be cool if we

684
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: open it up.

685
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: To all all my SIKA fans and then like maybe

686
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: that'll be a good way to kind of like help

687
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 2: people feel involved or something. But right now, like when

688
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: asked for a comment, it seemed like the only thing

689
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 2: that's come back is like a clarification where the Royal

690
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:51,879
Speaker 2: fans are like.

691
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: You guys.

692
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: It wasn't like I was like that serious about it. It

693
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 2: was like expecting people to do it. They're more like,

694
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 2: it's just merely an invitation. There's no expectation to participate.

695
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 2: It's just if you want, if you want to, you can't.

696
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 5: It's just there on the screen. If you just want,

697
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 5: that's yeah.

698
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: If you want, if you want, it's there, that's all. Hey,

699
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: we're just gonna leave this here. You kids, do whatever

700
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: you want, but do whatever you want. I don't know

701
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: the greatest stories ever told in it the law if

702
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: not up to you, up to you, up to you,

703
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: up to your call.

704
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 5: Did they still do pledge of allegiance in schools? That

705
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 5: just occurred to me.

706
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: I don't I think so. I don't think they do

707
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: it my kids school, but they definitely do. I mean

708
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: I remember doing it high school.

709
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I in high school. I didn't stand up during it.

710
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 5: I would just sit down.

711
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, damn.

712
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not required to do this.

713
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: They would have kicked me out of school if I

714
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: did that. Should I think we had to say that

715
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: our father. When I was in Catholic school, Oh yeah,

716
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 1: I went to Yeah.

717
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: Man, the way I mumbled through like hail Mary's and

718
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: ship the only hill Mary was by Tupac And I

719
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 2: was like.

720
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I was in a public school. I

721
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 5: think they were like, yeah, we don't really, we're not gonna.

722
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: We're not there yet, give us another twenty years.

723
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 2: And I remember in my in my elementary school, we

724
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 2: had to salute the Christian flag.

725
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 5: I didn't know Christians had a flag.

726
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 2: It's like I pledge allegiance.

727
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: I forget.

728
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 2: It was to the Christian flag and to the Savior

729
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 2: for whose kingdom it stands? What?

730
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: Yes, that sounds like a like they weird alp that. Yeah,

731
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: that sounds like they were just like, oh yeah.

732
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 5: America sounds like a kingdom.

733
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 2: It stands like Christian flag pledge. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

734
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 2: it's hold on right here. It is this is to

735
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 2: this as Kingdom stands. Oh well, this is this is

736
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 2: one version one brotherhood, uniting all Christians in service and

737
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 2: in love.

738
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: Damn. It was something that was a Catholic school. No,

739
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 1: this is at a Lutheran school I went to. Okay, yeah,

740
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Catholic. Can't get away with that ship.

741
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 2: No, no, no. They were too busy being like, you're

742
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 2: gonna go to Hell, bitch, and I was like, oh

743
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 2: my god.

744
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: But also everyone was like convinced that papists were going

745
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: to take over the country in the early twentieth century.

746
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 2: So oh, they're nothing to do with immigration demographics, I'm sure.

747
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, nothing that well, speaking of both King

748
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: Charles and Taylor Swift, Ticketmaster the Royal. The Royals put

749
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: Ticketmaster in charge of distributing tickets to his coronation, which

750
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: I just always assumed that that was just a thing

751
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: where like they were glad if people showed up and

752
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: everyone just kind of made their way into the streets.

753
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: But no, you have to get tickets.

754
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 5: Does it cost money?

755
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it does, but I think so, I don't know.

756
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 2: They also like pay we're all like, I don't know.

757
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 5: I literally I no lessons here they pay.

758
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: For all of this with taxes like the States.

759
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 2: Wait, so Lionel Richie's fucking talent fee is coming out

760
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 2: of the taxes.

761
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: Yes, Lionel Richie, Katy Perry Andrea of Shelley. Wow. And

762
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: you know Katie Perry doesn't go small on these things.

763
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 2: So oh no, she's gonna come out on a giant

764
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: fucking mechanical lion or some shit.

765
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 5: Yes, which honestly I'd love to see it.

766
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be a man appropriate.

767
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: So you know, when it got down to people who

768
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:34,399
Speaker 1: were not like part of the inbred aristocracy, there were

769
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: twenty thousand spots left up for grabs to be distributed

770
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: based on the geographical spread of the UK population, not

771
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 1: on a first come, first surf basis. So just really

772
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: trying to like make it egalitarian in some way. That

773
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: like just a misguided attempt to be a man of

774
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: the people, by the least of the people, man of

775
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: all time. And then fans got so some fans got

776
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: an email congratulating them for winning the opportunity to grab tickets.

777
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: But if you didn't, if you thought that that meant

778
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: you had the tickets you were wrong. Ticketmaster would basically

779
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: tell you were out of luck because this was the

780
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: second round of tickets and they weren't guaranteed. So the

781
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: congratulations was just like, congratulations, you now have the opportunity

782
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: to buy these tickets if you act fast. Wow.

783
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so the concert happens like on the second

784
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 2: day of the coronation celebrations. So there's the thing where

785
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 2: you'll sell it. You can scream at your TV and

786
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 2: you know, pledge your fealty to his sperm.

787
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: I would die for you, sir, That's all I'm going

788
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: to be screwing tears.

789
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 2: God, I felt it didn't go far enough.

790
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: It didn't encapsure my true allegiance to you.

791
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 2: You're a highness. But yeah, so then this like then

792
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: there's this concert that has everybody out there, you know,

793
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 2: turning up on the east lawn of Windsor Castle. Oh yeah,

794
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: first time it's been held in the grounds. See that's

795
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 2: that's probably how they're like, see, and we're gonna let

796
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: dirty fucking people from charities onto the premises for a concert.

797
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,439
Speaker 1: Gross, not my monarchy.

798
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 5: I'm still really stuck on Katy Perry performing at this dude,

799
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 5: there's a ton I choose who I've.

800
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: Told on there. So we talked we actually covered this,

801
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,479
Speaker 1: we should say say that we covered the fact that

802
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: this is by no means the a team. This is

803
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: who would agree to do this at a time when

804
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: everybody generally agrees that the Royals are like a bad institution.

805
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: So like, so this is Elton, John Dua Lipa. What's

806
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: the redheaded guy's name? They all ed Sharon, They all

807
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 1: turned it down. Harry was like ice girls, they all said,

808
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: spice girls. Said no, yes, spice girls.

809
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 2: Yep. People of the world your life, I know. And

810
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: apparently so and that leaves us with Katie Perry, lionel

811
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:20,720
Speaker 2: Rich motherfucking uh, they said, oh, rumored to travel Bette

812
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: Midler from the US, bringing her stinking ass over from

813
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 2: the US.

814
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: I mean all of these people are you are US performers?

815
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: Like that's the thing, Like.

816
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 5: Australian are British?

817
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 3: Yo?

818
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 2: You know what's woll Steve Winwood rock guitarist Steve Winwood

819
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 2: and Nicole Shirt, singer of the Pussycat Dolls.

820
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: Aren't these all Americans?

821
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 5: That takes times?

822
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 2: WHOA, Yeah, I don't think Nicole Shirt singer is English.

823
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 2: Steve Winwood, Okay, yeah, we get it.

824
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 5: You know, Orlando Bloom is British, but says okay, thanks

825
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 5: so much.

826
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: So Katie Perry gets it by relation.

827
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 5: She's like, yeah, so Orlando was like, go for it, bab.

828
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: I understand the significance of this, and that's why I'm

829
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 1: riding a giant mechanical lion onto the east lawn of Windsor.

830
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 2: I kissed a girl and I liked it. For his

831
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 2: coronations cremony, I.

832
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 5: I liked it.

833
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: Shit, all right, well, shit, this is gonna be something

834
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: I won't pay any attention to, probably, although I don't

835
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 1: know who knows. When there's the royal wedding, I think

836
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: we didn't pay per Yeah, I think I paid attention

837
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: to that the last one. But that was because it

838
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: was an American who was getting married into the royal family.

839
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: I was I was expecting some King Ralph hijinks. Oh yeah, yeah,

840
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: of course of course. And also we were up at

841
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: three in the morning because we had a newborn. So

842
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: you can look forward to that. Miles. You will be

843
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: watching this whether you like it or not.

844
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 2: Actually, the only thing you know what, actually the geist

845
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: child has been sleeping through the night. So wow, days

846
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 2: in a row on the fucking sam. Okay, yeah, I'm

847
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: ready for any regressions, but that part of my life

848
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 2: is behind me for only maybe six more seconds and

849
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,399
Speaker 2: then I'll be right back with backs under my eyes.

850
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break, we'll come back.

851
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 1: We'll talk about America's disgusting display of privilege the Mecala,

852
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: and we're back, and yeah, it's our time. It's it's

853
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: time for the US to do their Metropolitan Gala. I

854
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: don't know the full word. Galla is probably the full

855
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: word the gala. It's that time celebrities wear out.

856
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 5: In the gay lavish party.

857
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: Yes, there it is. The Metropolitan gallivanting has to be gone.

858
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: Somebody needs to go and scream that. At the beginning

859
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: the opening ceremonies.

860
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: Oh, like a crier comes out.

861
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, the galivanting comments, the Metropolitan gallivanting. The theme of

862
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: this year's event is, which is always my favorite thing,

863
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: is like you know, they give feels like a random

864
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: theme is chosen, Like, wasn't one of them, like the papers,

865
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: it wasn't one of them. Yeah one was.

866
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I remember when Rihanna pulled up and I

867
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 2: remember we called that that episode pontiflex, Yeah, because it

868
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 2: was she she was stutting on him with her like

869
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 2: religious garb.

870
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: But this year they just like did one that was

871
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: just a designer who just dialed and died. Carl Lagerfeld, Yeah,

872
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 1: who I recognize when I see a picture of him

873
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: because he has like that collar that looks like a

874
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: neck brace. It's like so big.

875
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, And and he's got slicked back hair, which you know,

876
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 2: that's how you know he's a piece of shit with

877
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: a punchail.

878
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: Slick back.

879
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 2: Wayne always walk fingerless leather gloves too. You're like, this

880
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 2: dude's this dude, he looks like a fucking villain.

881
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: He is some of the strongest collars and cuffs in

882
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: the dress shirt game. That was the only thing that

883
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: I took away from him. But he also seemed like

884
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:32,479
Speaker 1: just like a mean guy, even like at his peak

885
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 1: when he was famous, and then when he died, everyone

886
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, this guy was a piece

887
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: of shit. He was so problematic. So let's see where

888
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 1: should we start.

889
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 5: Okay, didn't you even claim it was like a character

890
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 5: he was doing or something.

891
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, I'm sure he did. Let's go with that

892
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: during the me too movement, he said, if you don't

893
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: want your pants pulled about, don't become a model, join

894
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: a nunnery. There will always be a place for you,

895
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 1: the convent.

896
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 5: The only two options.

897
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 1: Exactly, Wow, pants pulled about? Yeah.

898
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: And then you follow that up with like when the

899
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 2: me too things are happening, and he's like just trying

900
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: to throw water on it, because he was quote fed

901
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 2: up with all the me too nonsense, he said, quote

902
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 2: what shocks me most in all of this are the

903
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: starlets who have taken twenty years to remember what happened,

904
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 2: not to mention the fact that there are no prosecution witnesses.

905
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Carl, okay, Carl, what else?

906
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: So it probably ends there, right? Surely he didn't weigh

907
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: in on the Holocaust. What no, no, He said of

908
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: Germany's decision to open their borders to refugees. One cannot,

909
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: even if there are decades between them, kill millions of

910
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: Jews so you can bring millions of their worst enemies

911
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: in their place, which I don't even know what he's

912
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: saying there necessarily, but he did follow that up by

913
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: saying that a friend of his who took in a

914
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: Syrian refugee told him that the great greatest thing Germany

915
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 1: invented was the Holocaust, but it was his friend who

916
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: he made up who said that, not him. So why

917
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: even Wrention.

918
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 2: That unless you think that's a point you're trying to get,

919
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: like that's a take you need to get out there though,

920
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 2: because he's a moss refugee even said like, what is

921
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 2: he trying to say? Is that him being like, yeah,

922
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 2: it's very unclear. It seems like he thinks what he's

923
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 2: trying to say is important.

924
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. It seems like he doesn't think

925
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: the Holocaust was that bad.

926
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,919
Speaker 2: It sounds like he's like, I don't know. This guy

927
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 2: says it's pretty cool. Yeah, what do we say to

928
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 2: that person?

929
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: Then? Huh? Okay. Sure organizers are defending the theme because

930
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: they want to focus on the work rather than the

931
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 1: words or the man. The words or the man.

932
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 2: Although people are going, okay, whatever is someone going to

933
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 2: dress like him?

934
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: You'd imagine or only going to do that because everyone's going,

935
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: I don't know.

936
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 5: I guess it's possible that people are who are going, well,

937
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 5: somehow try to go but also somehow make a statement

938
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 5: with whatever I feel like I just don't understand how

939
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 5: fashion works. But I know you're like not supposed to

940
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 5: say no if you get invited to the met Gala, right,

941
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 5: Like it's like you have to go, right.

942
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll it'll fuck your life up. Yeah if you don't,

943
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 2: it's it's like so sought after. I remember when I

944
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 2: was working at when I was working at Conde Nast,

945
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 2: like at like Vogue, they were trying to do a

946
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 2: seventy three questions like this video series with a z'son.

947
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: Sorry to be in it? All right? Can I talk

948
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: about that later?

949
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 2: But anyway, his whole thing was he's like, I'll do

950
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: it if you can get me into the met Gala.

951
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 2: Like the only reason he's like I want to.

952
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: Like I want to go so bad, dude, I want

953
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: to be there. Give me something.

954
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 2: So the whole the whole exchange was like we had

955
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 2: to go to the magazine and be like, Yo, can

956
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: you get this guy tickets? And like they were like.

957
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: Did they?

958
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it did, because I mean he

959
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 2: showed up to set and I was like, and all

960
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 2: the mumblings are like he's the only doing this for

961
00:49:58,719 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 2: Metgala tickets, And I.

962
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 5: Was like Wow, Wow, what the theme was that year.

963
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: I think it's just uh yeah, who knows, who knows?

964
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 5: Oh, Becca saying because like Beyonce says she's not gonna go.

965
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 5: But that's because Beyonce doesn't need it. It's like a

966
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,280
Speaker 5: lot of people. It's a lot of exposure or whatever.

967
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 2: Right sure, sure of course it's like because it just

968
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: shows you're like, oh, I've been accepted into this this

969
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 2: world of the met Gala.

970
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: It's also very presumptuous of how good your fit is

971
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: going to be that you think it's going to be

972
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: that dise isn't sorry, assumes that people are gonna be like,

973
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, is these what are you wearing?

974
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 2: I think like everyone will remember yeah right right right,

975
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 2: or just to be able to tell somebody's like, yeah

976
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 2: I got tickets, Bromm going, what are you gonna wear?

977
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, man.

978
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 2: I think that's like, well suit I got, yeah, should

979
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:48,919
Speaker 2: be fine.

980
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: I think were these basketball shorts?

981
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 5: I do love when people go and they just like

982
00:50:55,040 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 5: whatever they wear is so boring, has no relevance, right

983
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 5: right right, it's kind of bold. I kind of like,

984
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 5: wasn't it.

985
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 2: One of the more recent ones, was wasn't that when

986
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 2: AOC wrote Where to Eat the Rich Dress. Yeah, yeah,

987
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 2: that was like I was just thinking of how you

988
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: know they it comes for all of us, you know,

989
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 2: at some point.

990
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm looking at collar Carl Lagerfeld's like outfits that he designed,

991
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: and it's really like a bunch of giant Like the

992
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: thing about him having like a giant collar seems to

993
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: be his main thing, Like.

994
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 2: It's a normal sized collar, new angle, find a new ankle.

995
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: Like one of the most iconic is a woman like

996
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: wearing a you know, very very nice outfit with a

997
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 1: giant bow tie, like a comically sized bow tie around

998
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: her neck. So maybe that's just his thing, is like

999
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: giant neck where which I can get behind.

1000
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 2: That's that's that's how he described nooses. I think in

1001
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 2: an interview too.

1002
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: Where my friend who just the one who took in

1003
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: the Syrian immigrant was recently saying that what were nooses

1004
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: but the first.

1005
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: The giant neckwear, And I think that's why I'm playing

1006
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 2: with it with this with my next collection. But yeah,

1007
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 2: so they're focusing on the work rather than the words

1008
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 2: or the man.

1009
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: Throwing into that category is presumably his two thousand and

1010
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: five Diet book, because He was one of the most

1011
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: fat shaming, anti like plus sized, anti healthy acceptance, anti

1012
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: healthy brain and body.

1013
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 2: He caped for toxic beauty standards.

1014
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Carl Lagerfeld diet, which consisted of low calorie

1015
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: meals and plenty of diet coke. Huh okay, it's by

1016
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: I like how the HEAs like.

1017
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 2: It says that the Karl Lagerfeld diet with doctor Jean

1018
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 2: Claude Oudre like what this doctor was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1019
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 2: this is good, this works. That works for me, it says.

1020
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 2: His regimen, called the spoon Light program, involved a very

1021
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 2: low fat, very low calorie diet plenty die coke. The

1022
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 2: designers favored fish or yeah, the designer favored fish, lean meat, fruit,

1023
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 2: skim milk, and vegetables and avoided alcohol, cream, sugar, and

1024
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 2: other carbs. That meant bread, pasta, most cheese, and red

1025
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 2: meat were banned.

1026
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: Okay.

1027
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 5: And then when super fun to hang out with, like

1028
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 5: just guy to go to dinner with, you know, it

1029
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 5: just sounds cool.

1030
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 2: He would be like the kind of person where you

1031
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 2: order and they start scoffing. Yea es, so I have

1032
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: a salad like this, Okay, a caesar or so and

1033
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna have the sea bass.

1034
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: His diet was purely for a quote appearance only. He

1035
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: called fashion the healthiest motivation for losing weight and believed

1036
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: that diets should be a sort of punishment. So this

1037
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: guy gets it. He's I'm glad that he was advising

1038
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: people the exact opposite of what is actually healthy.

1039
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, we've this is this is a really

1040
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 2: interesting way to articulate how to actually do harm to yourself.

1041
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 2: It's it's wild how just all like these the toxicity

1042
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 2: of like these beauty standards, Like it's just rampant.

1043
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: Again. Another thing I heard at Vogue where.

1044
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 2: I forget what the fuck Like people couldn't eat at

1045
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: certain shoots, Like they wouldn't have food for crew at

1046
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 2: certain shoots, like if it was like a fashion shoot. Yeah,

1047
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 2: because they're like, no, we don't need to have food

1048
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 2: here right now. And you'd hear like these things that

1049
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 2: people say like nothing tastes as good as how skinny feels.

1050
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1051
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, and then people would regurgitate that

1052
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 2: and be like that's the thing, And I'm like, what

1053
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 2: the fuck is wrong with all your All.

1054
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: Other advice you can find in the book is chewing

1055
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: food and spitting it out, which is what a neating

1056
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: disorder thing like, that's the thing that they.

1057
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, so cool, So let's focus on the man.

1058
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 2: That's not the not the man or the words or.

1059
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: The takes, the callers, or the boding the met Gala two.

1060
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 5: Isn't it like rumored that the food is terrible? Have

1061
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 5: you guys?

1062
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 2: He oh mate, I'd believe it. Talk about a room

1063
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 2: full of people who probably aren't like just reading like

1064
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 2: the excerpts from his book. Yeah, not so much a

1065
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 2: priority unless you want to fuck your life up.

1066
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: I just get blood transfusion from teenagers who have eaten

1067
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,919
Speaker 1: and that that's where I get my nut blood. Give

1068
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 1: me that, young.

1069
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 5: I like this sort of theme of blood oaths in

1070
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 5: this episode.

1071
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 2: Y yeah, that should have been the theme of this year.

1072
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 2: Is mcgalaugh's blood?

1073
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: No, I guess not well. Page as always such a

1074
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: pleasure having you on the daily. I'd like to be here.

1075
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?

1076
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 5: You can find me on Instagram at page Weldon. You

1077
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 5: can check out I just had a set on Don't

1078
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 5: Tell Comedies YouTube channel that I am proud of, and

1079
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 5: they have a couple of clip up of me, share those.

1080
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: Please link off to that.

1081
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, and yeah, I guess Instagram and Twitter, and I'm

1082
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 5: on TikTok as well at page Welden comedy because a

1083
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 5: teenager who hasn't posted in years has at Page Weldon.

1084
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, let's find that Page Weldon. I know, see,

1085
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: what the fuck do you want? Page? You're sitting on

1086
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: this handle, You're not doing shit with it?

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Speaker 5: Come back? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Does she have likes? Does she like things?

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Speaker 5: Or I haven't loaded since I downloaded TikTok and first

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Speaker 5: discovered this.

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Speaker 2: But I hope you're listening real page Weldon because we're

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Speaker 2: big mad at.

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Speaker 1: You fake Page Weldon in my book. Yeah, hey, the

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Speaker 1: real page Weldon. Is there a work of media that

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Speaker 1: you've been enjoying?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Yeah, so I was thinking about I feel like

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Speaker 5: you guys always do a tweet, but I just don't

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00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 5: really look at Twitter anymore. I'm more of a TikTok gal.

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Speaker 5: And I was thinking about with the met Gala coming,

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Speaker 5: there is this account that I really like. It's this

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Speaker 5: Australian guy who's a he's a designer and he posts

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Speaker 5: stuff about his you know, designs and stuff too but

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Speaker 5: what I really love is whenever he'll post a video

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Speaker 5: with his mom, he does videos with his dad too.

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Speaker 5: His name's I'm sure I'm pronouncing it wrong aton E,

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Speaker 5: I t a n last name bode b o u

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Speaker 5: d E. And he posts these videos where he has

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Speaker 5: his mom rate red carpet looks, and in particular he

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Speaker 5: has a series where he does met Gal has her

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00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 5: rate met Gala looks and she is hilarious and I'm

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Speaker 5: I'm going to send you the one where they're rating

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Speaker 5: gghaddids met Gala looks. Okay, I just find her so delightful.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you can play this so we

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00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 5: can all see it when they say head did because

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Speaker 5: they're Australian DIDs, met Gala outs.

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Speaker 6: Is she the model? Yes, the pretty one, Yes, very descriptive. Okay.

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00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 8: This is twenty fifteen. The theme was China through the

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00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 8: looking Glass and doing Diana von Furstenberg.

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Speaker 6: Well that's a little bit ordinary. Don't you think it's

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Speaker 6: not terrible? It's just a bit average. I'd give it

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Speaker 6: a four.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 8: This is twenty sixteen. The themes Fashion in an Age

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Speaker 8: of Technology, and she's wearing Tommy Hill figure.

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Speaker 6: Okay, it's very ordinary. What's next to her? That man?

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Speaker 6: What's he got on his own?

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00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 8: That's insane, that's insane saying from one direction, Oh hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, oh hello to the gentleman with the metal arms.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she is vicious.

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Speaker 5: She gives everything like a four. And what I love

1131
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 5: about he has like a whole playlist of her rating

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00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 5: mcgala looks and stuff, And what I love about them

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00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 5: is no matter what you think, like once you've watched

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Speaker 5: a few and you think you get her taste, you don't.

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Speaker 5: She is like such a surprise. Her main her only

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00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 5: consistent thing is that she hates beige. She hates when

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00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 5: people wear beige. Yeah, she thinks. I'm watching people out

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00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 5: you know, and I think she's kind of right, truth

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Speaker 5: be told.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at the outfits as they get like progressively

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00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: less ordinary. Does she keep going? Does she keep being

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00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: like it's a little ordinary biking?

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00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 5: Wait? Can I get you to just play like the

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00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 5: first three seconds of the one where they do bellaheaded

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00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 5: I'm saying yes right now, Okay.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to get you to write all of bellads

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00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 8: mechal outfits haven't ready?

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Speaker 1: No we did?

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Speaker 8: Did?

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00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 6: Are they related? The sisters. Wow, in the same industry.

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00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, the same industry. Good for them. Oh hello, Zane,

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00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 2: Hello favorite?

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00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 5: Yeah okay, yeah. She always says like people didn't get

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00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 5: the memo about the beige. Anyway, if you want to

1155
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 5: lose some time on TikTok, just scroll through that playlist.

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00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so this guy's a designer who I believe

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00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 5: you can buy is close.

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Speaker 2: Also, you know what I found? Paige Weldon been posting

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00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 2: at page weld.

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Speaker 5: She's been posting recently though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for two dred and seventeen plays on this. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what this is.

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Speaker 5: So this is from twenty sixteen. Oh oh so it's

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Speaker 5: just back when TikTok was like literally just lip syncing.

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01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 2: Like when it was musically Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: Good for you.

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01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 5: It's a delete her account.

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01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, delete this page. We're gonna find you and ask

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01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 2: you very nicely to just move on exactly.

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Speaker 1: We just want to talk Miles. Where can people find you?

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01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: Is their working media you've been enjoying?

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01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 7: Oh?

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01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 2: Find me? I mean you can find me at Miles

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01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 2: and grade Twitter. You know, I look sometimes, but again,

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01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 2: ever since I hadn't looked at it for like many

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01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 2: weeks straight, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not looking there as much off and

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Speaker 1: even on the Instagram. Man, I'm fucking I'm fucking up.

1179
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 2: I'm old.

1180
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: Man. You know I'm looking at my baby all the time.

1181
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 2: What can I say? What can I say? Find me

1182
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 2: at miles of grade though.

1183
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,959
Speaker 5: What can I say? I'm a wonderful father, like.

1184
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 2: I say, I'm daddy.

1185
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 1: Now you know what's wild?

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01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 2: I'm I'm pretty sure, Jack, next time you see me,

1187
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 2: I'm only gonna be wearing cargo pants. Yeah, I'm like

1188
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 2: stepping into the dad. Like any pockets you can carry

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01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 2: a baby monitor in, Like, oh yeah, but like I

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01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 2: keep a baby monitor one pocket I got. I got

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Speaker 2: pacifiers on me. I'm fucking ready, okay, and technical fabrics

1192
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 2: because the spit up will just glide right off rather

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01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 2: than stain.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Find us also on our basketball podcast, Miles and Jack

1196
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 2: Got Mad Boosty. This is gonna be a fantastic episode

1197
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 2: coming up with all the wonderful results in the NBA.

1198
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 2: And then if you want to hear me talk about

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Speaker 2: Love is Blind and other reality shows, Super High with

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Speaker 2: Sophia Alexander, check out for twenty de fiance. I don't

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01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 2: have any social.

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Speaker 1: Media things I've looked at. So I'll just.

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Speaker 2: Say, go go go, go shout out a teacher, you

1204
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 2: know what I mean. If you can't do that, do

1205
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: that on social media on social media, because you know,

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01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,479
Speaker 2: all of our teachers as to media is the ones

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Speaker 2: that were teaching in the nineties, God bless them.

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Speaker 1: Uh tweet I've been enjoying big Boy online at I

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01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 1: do not bleed tweeted. When a bird is walking around

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01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: on its little bird legs, it's mocking you. It's saying

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01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 1: this is you, this is what you look like.

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Speaker 2: Just hopping around.

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Speaker 5: You know the thing about birds, how they're like their

1214
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 5: heads bob when they're walking, because like I think it's

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01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 5: like attached to the muscles and their legs.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I have a fuck they're.

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Speaker 5: Dinosaurs and I don't know they're creepy. Ask.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian.

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01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zekeeist. We're

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Speaker 1: at the Daily Zekeeist on Instagram. We have Facebook fampage

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Speaker 1: on website daily zeikeist dot com, or we post our

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Speaker 1: episodes and our footnotes where we link off to the

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Speaker 1: information that we talked about in today's episode.

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Speaker 5: Well, was a song that.

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Speaker 1: We think you might enjoy? My good song? Do you

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Speaker 1: think people might enjoy?

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Speaker 2: Uh? There's okay. I think last time we went off

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Speaker 2: on a track from Always Proper, I want to do

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Speaker 2: another one from this album. It's called tak Yo ass

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Speaker 2: Off and it's a little more like This one's more

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Speaker 2: like a bit of a housey track, which is dope

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01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 2: again all that this whole like Lafomelia, like the stuff

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01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 2: I've been hearing is really it's fun and it's I

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Speaker 2: like when it's just like a collective of artists who

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Speaker 2: just kind of get together and put stuff together. So

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Speaker 2: this one is talk Yo ass Off by Always Proper

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01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 2: okay on the lat Amelia Part one out check it out.

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Speaker 1: You can find that the foot notes. The Daily Guy

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Speaker 1: is the production of my Heart Radio for more podcasts,

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01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna do.

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01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: It for us this morning, back tomorrow with a who

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01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 1: last episode of the show and we'll talk to you then.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye bye.