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Speaker 1: Remember when family vacations used to actually be fun. It's

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. When I was a kid, and

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Speaker 1: we'd pack a little cooler and we'd have like trail.

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Speaker 2: Makes jep Why are they fun? I have so much

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Speaker 2: fun in our family vacation.

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Speaker 1: Once upon a time, you could visit a theme park

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Speaker 1: without selling your four year old's kidney in order to.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you used to be.

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Speaker 1: Able to visit Times Square and there was only three

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Speaker 1: creepy guys in Elmo costumes asking hey you party?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Yeah, why would you want to go to Times

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Speaker 2: Square if they weren't there? Yeah, that is the attraction.

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Speaker 1: There's hundreds of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, take me where?

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Speaker 1: Do you sound like you're actually into it? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: think the majority of people are tired of that. And

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Speaker 1: if you're sick of all the normal touristy vacation spots

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Speaker 1: in America that have been ruined, why not try something

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Speaker 1: actually new and exciting?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: I'm because a company in Dubai called Sea Hunters is

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Speaker 1: making the news today.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to go with something affordable,

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Speaker 2: like you were talking.

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Speaker 1: This is affordable in Dubai. The company is based out

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Speaker 1: of Dubai okay, but the actual adventure doesn't happen there.

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Speaker 1: They're offering tourists a one of a kind travel experience.

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Speaker 1: That's a cruise where the entire goal is to hunt

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Speaker 1: some molly pirates.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, what? Yeah? That is legit dangerous.

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Speaker 1: In fun not fun unique, and I'm one hundred percent

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Speaker 1: serious about this. It's not even a joke. I've actually

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Speaker 1: heard about that these luxury yachts actively try to lure

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Speaker 1: in pirates off the coast of Africa using their nice,

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Speaker 1: shiny boats so that you and your family can band

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Speaker 1: together and take them out. And they actually use luxury.

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Speaker 1: They want to be flashy on purpose.

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Speaker 2: They're like, look, my friend is supply chain for a companies.

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Speaker 1: Actually they have a lot of issues with pirates. But

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. Instead of like running away and cutting

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Speaker 1: your business short, take advantage of that opportunity and turn

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Speaker 1: it into a tourist attraction.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. What do they expect you to do on

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Speaker 2: the boat to stop them, though? Like, if you get

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Speaker 2: overtaken by small pirates, you're done.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, listen, you literally step on

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Speaker 1: the boat and immediately start picking out your own personal armory.

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Speaker 2: Okay, You can choose.

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Speaker 1: From the Bazuoka package, which obviously includes an actual grenade launcher.

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Speaker 2: Oh. I think my eight year old would love that exactly.

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Speaker 1: Or you can go for the Mercenary Madness Kid, which

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Speaker 1: includes an M one oh seven fifty cow sniper rifle

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Speaker 1: and a gold plated Desert Eagle pistol. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 1: the commemorative Splash Mountain pictures. But in the photo, just

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Speaker 1: imagine little Alder holding up an AK forty seven and

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Speaker 1: Nora with a Soviet made rocket launcher behind him.

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Speaker 2: It's so cute, I mean when you paid it that way. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And the thing is is I would totally trust that

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't get shot by another member of the boat. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: another crew definitely knows what they're doing.

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Speaker 1: They do a ten minute instruction for how to use weapons.

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Speaker 2: Fine, fine, and where the emergency exits are I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Which is everywhere. And the new thing that they're offering

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Speaker 1: this year pretty exciting to bear.

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Speaker 2: You see. Is that the end of it?

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Speaker 1: No, Now you can rent flame throwers, but I will

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Speaker 1: say it does require a three day licensing course before

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Speaker 1: you head out, so you're gonna have to plan ahead.

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Speaker 2: People have watched too many movies. That's what this is.

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Speaker 2: They literally think this is a joke, the game.

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Speaker 1: I will say, the tour company does not guarantee that

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Speaker 1: pirates will definitely attempt to board your boat and try

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Speaker 1: to kidnap you. You have to get lucky in order

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Speaker 2: Do you think Somali pirates are just like these people

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Speaker 1: It's actually helping the Somali pirate problem though, because the

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Speaker 1: pirates are now afraid to attack boats because they're worried

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Speaker 1: that there's tourists with a bunch of aks on it.

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Speaker 2: I highly doubt that is what is going through their minds.

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Speaker 1: I don't thinking the news and these tourist companies are

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Speaker 1: not you think it's horrible, it's a real thing.

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Speaker 2: It's murder for tourism.

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Speaker 1: Technically, it's not murder because you're in international waters and

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Speaker 1: there's no laws saying you don't make friends. They don't

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Speaker 1: climb the boat. Next thing, you're making margaritas in the

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Speaker 2: Here the hot irate start dating is making out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a good brook. I get what you're saying, and

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Speaker 1: I understand pirate hunting might not be for every single

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Speaker 1: family looking the traps, but not everyone okay, But there

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Speaker 1: are other options available, like in Nicaragua they offer volcano surfboarding,

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Speaker 1: where tourists hike up an active volcano then slide down

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Speaker 1: its steep, black ash covered slope on a wooden board.

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Speaker 2: This is something I would have signed up for pre

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Speaker 2: being a mom. That awesome.

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Speaker 1: Volcano. The boards go up to fifty miles in hour

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Speaker 1: with no safety nets or harnesses. They basically say one

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Speaker 2: Rocks just a little skim.

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Speaker 1: Burn, yeah, lava rocks are nutritious though, or different option,

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Speaker 1: they have the Cage of Death in Australia.

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Speaker 2: Sounds just promising.

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Speaker 1: Already, sign me up, but basically you climb inside a

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Speaker 1: clear acrylic tank, then it gets submerged into a pool

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Speaker 1: with giant saltwater crocodile.

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Speaker 2: Thank you wow.

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Speaker 1: Hold on fun fact the tank has only broken once

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Speaker 1: before and they were able to get everybody out just

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean that seems like a safe.

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Speaker 1: Bet, okay, Or if you want a safer option a

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Speaker 1: little bit less extreme, they do have the Scottish Lochness

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Speaker 1: monster Hunt and whiskey Crawl where the boat takes you

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Speaker 1: around to different bars near lock nests until you drink

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Speaker 2: I did that one just on my own.

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Speaker 1: And finally, one company is doing a Japanese capsule hotel

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Speaker 1: survival experience. What's that? First? You have to be an

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Speaker 1: adult to do this, eighteen or over.

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Speaker 2: How claustrophobic is it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? You tell me, because basically, you live for forty

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Speaker 1: eight hours trying to survive crammed inside of a human

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Speaker 1: size vending machine, complete with random food drops and no

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Speaker 1: legrom o you that pays for this? You pay, they

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Speaker 1: put you inside the vending machine. You have to survive

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Speaker 1: it for forty eight straight hours. You're basically begging people

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Speaker 1: hit eat a kit cat.

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Speaker 2: Oh? Can we go back to like bike tours or something.

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Speaker 1: That everybody does the ATV travel stuff? Yeah, we need

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Speaker 1: something new and exciting.

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Speaker 2: All right, I think I'm traveling with you anytime soon, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: If all the regular vacations have been boring you, here's

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Speaker 1: some new exciting tourism off for you to explore with

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Speaker 1: your family. We got your phones out coming up right

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Speaker 1: after this.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,