WEBVTT - Merry F'ing Christmas! 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.080 It's a Christmas sleigh fa la la la la fa 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:07.760 la la la la la la. 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:12.639 Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, my love. Yep, you can't get 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:14.040 rid of us even on Christmas. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.280 You're welcome, best present ever for them? 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:17.960 Are you looking at the monitor? 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:20.840 Look at her dead stare staring at the monitors waiting 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:21.200 for her. 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:23.239 Well, she's right here. 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:24.360 I'm right here in the flesh. 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:27.840 Lease, that's why. And you're allowed to be like loose 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:28.760 and move your chair. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:31.319 She's on camera last week. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:37.720 Last week, you guys, she made an impromptu guest appearance 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:40.199 on the pod. She was on the couch watching ocean, 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:46.680 and she was sitting there luxurious and could not have 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:50.640 been more unfazed by being I love when you're chillen, 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:52.320 But the camera freaks her out, by the way. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:54.279 You guys look a little tired this morning. How are 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:54.680 we feeling? 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:55.400 You feel like shit? 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:56.200 Why? 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:00.480 I don't know? My eyes are discharging themselves. 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:07.360 E I'm going, I said, bros. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.520 I feel like I'm still not awake with these eyeballs. 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:11.440 I feel awake, but my eyes don't. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:15.120 What's the morning routine? Because you know, I just feel 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:15.960 like there needs. 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:18.520 To be one kind of you would you like to 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.840 go first with you? I don't know yours. 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:23.600 It's walking out of your bedroom at eight point thirty 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.520 to come greet us in the kitchen. 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.720 Can I just show you coffee? Yeah? 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.280 But can I show you you guys will see this 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.640 on YouTube. But this is how my mother wakes up 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:33.200 in the morning. 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.800 Okay, do you. 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:42.600 Want to do the walk? Jack skelling in the morning morning? 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.360 I'm like, who is this? T rex. 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:46.920 Lee? 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:48.600 I don't want to contact in it. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:49.880 It's more about not being able. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.280 Well, then, why isn't that part of your morning routine? 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.480 Stretching stretching out it you do do? 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.520 She'l let's we'll give her grace on this one. 0:01:57.680 --> 0:01:59.640 Let me tell you what, wretch, Get out of bed, 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.360 go into the bathroom, put your contacts in, and then 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:03.960 come out. 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:09.320 Too much activity. Got to get my coffee in me first. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.760 Let me tell you something. This is how you do 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:13.960 a morning routine. Okay. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.520 If you have to leave the house like today, you're 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.240 gonna be on camera. Right, This is gonna be on 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:19.960 YouTube and you're gonna have to live with the fact 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:21.160 that you guys look like shit. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:21.960 I'm just kidding. 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.760 That's every week for Merry Christmas. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:29.520 You wake up in the morning, you you put a 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.640 little bit of cold water on the eyes, get like 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:35.640 this stuff out right, then you go directly into your 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:37.200 drawer and use eye drops. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.000 Now, I'm a fan of rotos, and. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:45.640 I became obsessed with rotos when my very sexy Samoan 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:48.840 stoner boyfriend used to if you see. 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:50.280 Rotos, they're stoners. 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:55.160 I don't know what persons that uses rotos that isn't 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:56.080 high me. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:03:00.160 Well that I love or. 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:02.440 No. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.520 Rotos is where it's at. And they have so many 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:06.760 different kinds. 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:07.960 Right yeah, and they all burn like hell. 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:09.399 It feels amazing. 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:14.280 Then you put a nice oil on the face, let 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:17.160 it chill while you brush your teeth, and then ever 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:22.560 so gently with a cotton pad, wipe it off and 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:27.240 then you look excellent like I do. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.359 Do you want to know what it is? We need 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:30.320 bigger bathrooms? 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:30.959 Yep? 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.640 Oh well, let me get on that. Let me let 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:34.000 me call. 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:39.720 The We're moving to St. George. Did she not tell you? 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:40.280 Oh? 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:43.160 Well, that's resolution in twenty twenty five to live in 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:44.400 Saint George, Utah for a year. 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:49.640 I love how everyone's like my My manifestation is a 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:51.920 boarding mission on Lauren. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.280 No, you guys. You guys like coming. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:01.480 I really am going to get better at a morning routine. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.400 I need to. I'm getting to the age of I 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:05.760 need to take care of my skin. 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.920 I forgot to say that you also have to put 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.840 on like a really fabulous I cream. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:11.480 I draw. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.920 I'm drawn towards anything that has snail musine in it. 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.279 Look at my mom, She's like, I'm not doing. 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:22.039 Like I like getting up in the morning. I like 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.560 greeting the kids, getting my cup of coffee. I have 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:25.840 my routine, and I like my. 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:30.080 But you put like like trout come on your face. 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:34.880 Right, trout come salm, Salmon's sperm, salmon com When you 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:36.480 say it like that, it makes me not want to 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:37.400 put it on any longer. 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:39.680 You know how I felt when you were sliding out 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:40.520 across your face. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:43.320 I was like, there's just no way it really works. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:44.360 Inducts. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.520 I'm a product before, and. 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:51.600 Let me tell you for Christmas beautiful, you are a 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.440 way to anyone's heart. 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:56.960 I believe is through products. 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:59.600 Like I feel when you're sitting there racking your brain 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:04.359 on what to get somebody, go directly to a product, 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:09.160 Go to cozy, go to an anti aging serum. I 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.680 love anything that I can like put on that smells yummy, 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:17.400 prevents wrinkles, or makes me feel like I'm sleeping in 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:18.200 a snuggie. 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.479 Because I also need a nighttime routine because I do 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:22.200 not have one. 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:22.560 Do you? 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:23.480 Yeah? 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:26.240 I do? Okay, that I do. That's why you look 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:29.720 so magnificent. Good morning. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.200 And I like my vesseline around my eyes. 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.080 Well that's the game game changer. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:34.680 Wrinkles. 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:36.200 What wrinkles? 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:38.760 Your face looks great. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:42.880 So we were thinking about because it is Christmas Day, 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.680 all of all things Christmas, right, I'm like, let's talk 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:51.080 about Christmas feuds. I then immediately go to we never 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:54.000 got the Christmas photo. So we were in Hawaii and 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:58.440 I made everyone pack these Christmas pajamas. And keep in mind, 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:02.000 we learned from last year that we had overpacked, so 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:02.760 I packed. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:06.280 In a backpack. I packed so well. I couldn't have 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:07.200 done it any better. 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.520 You really, you really did. I will agree with that. 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:11.040 Because we had a washer and dryer. 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:14.400 Yes, so thanks to you. Thank you for the laundry. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.440 Yes, of course, yes, Easton and I were like, how 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.279 do you open the fucking dryer in this place? I'm like, 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:21.920 this is why I let Lisa do it the whole time. 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:24.520 There's we were opening it the wrong way, but there. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:25.919 Was not on that side. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:31.240 So I'm not a homemaker. No, you don't be rude. 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:35.960 Protected I've always said, like, I'm not a housewife, Like 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:40.440 if you're looking for someone to cook, clean and tickle 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:43.800 your back at night, like I ain't the one, right, 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:45.800 But I know that Tesla just came out with a 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.360 robot who I'm sure will do all of those things 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.719 for you, and at some point, I'm sure they'll figure 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:53.200 out a way to have this thing blow you as well. 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.359 All right, buy one of those save your pennies. So 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.800 I packed these pjs and we have this phenomenal uh. 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:04.000 We go with Joe Schmelzer and he is a fantastic 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:06.360 photographer and I'm like, oh my god, he's gonna I'm 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:10.000 gonna have him take the photo he offered. And every 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:11.920 single day we're like, we're here for two weeks, we'll 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:12.360 get it done. 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:14.280 We're here for two weeks. Literally the last week, I. 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.640 Kept saying we'll do it tomorrow. That was our motto. 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.080 Yeah, we always say we'll do it tomorrow. 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:22.960 And then Easton comes in with shaming me because I 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:26.920 wanted the Christmas PJS on the beach family photo. 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:28.360 And what did you say to me? Easton? 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:31.560 I said, what are you a Mormon housewife? 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:33.120 I was so offended. 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:36.640 But you're not a housewife. We've just discovered. So why 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:37.680 did you want the photo? 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:40.080 Because I thought it would be I just thought it 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:41.640 would be cute to have with all of us. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.120 I have zero family photo. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.960 I agree, but the only thing that I was picturing 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:51.120 was us on a beach in flannel outfits. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.960 It was very well and then that's all. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:58.680 I walked into to every friend's home in Utah was 0:07:58.760 --> 0:07:59.920 just like the family. 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:03.680 Photo with like twelve hundred kids, not just one family fother, no, 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.280 one hundred of them, like every wall decorated. 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:08.200 With Yeah, I love my family. I'm with you every day. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:09.360 Don't need pictures of it. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.720 I like a frame picture on a like on a 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.440 table here or there, But I don't like framed art 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:18.400 like a family photo everywhere, sorry. 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.120 Or anywhere you walk into my house, You guys, there 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:23.400 is not one you would take sure of anybody except 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:24.640 for the deceased. 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:28.080 As well as the decease. 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:30.920 And I've got even your do yours got her picture? 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.720 That's what I mean, the only. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.280 And the tiniest little pictures, and it's not a full 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.880 body or with anybody, it's just their faces. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:42.360 Just people died. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.120 And she goes Poppy and she kisses. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.240 She also said to me the other day that Poppy 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.840 sent I said this to her and she hung on 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.800 to it, but she said, Poppy sent me to you. 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.240 I know it's very cute, but I agree easton the 0:08:58.280 --> 0:08:59.240 moment you said. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:08:59.400 That, I was. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:01.520 Joe walks over, He's like, are you ready for the 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:03.880 family photo? I was like, so, we're not doing it, 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:07.360 because it is every time I walked into a friend's 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:13.040 house it was the parents, the children, the grandchildren where 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:14.760 there's like twenty seven of them an. 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:19.480 All yeah, and the color coordination like all white shirts 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.480 with tan pants or shit like that. 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.679 And I was like, and now we're doing flannel. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.000 Or the Christmas pajamas. 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:29.040 Yeah, we'll take one for ourselves. In Palm Springs. 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:32.360 Wow, in the pool, Nick got a family photo of 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.880 us that's very cute. At the dinner that we had 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:42.960 at Joe's the restaurant, and so So was gravitating towards 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:44.240 looking directly at the ground. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.480 So I tried to prop her so that you could 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:47.439 see her face. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:48.680 And it just looks like I don't know how to 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:51.040 hold a baby. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:53.559 Did we all look like you're in the headlights of it? 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:54.839 No, we all look great. 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:58.199 I just know what people will say if I were 0:09:58.200 --> 0:09:59.280 to ever post it. 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.319 They'd be like, look at her, she has like no 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.000 maternal instinct. She can't even hold her own baby. Because 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.080 it does I look so awkward. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.440 I'm like, they're like, how did Ocean get to the 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.120 age she's at with you holding your other one like that? 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:11.200 Yeah? 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:12.120 Pretty much. 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.480 So I'm like, oh, this will just be for us. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.800 Isn't that sad that when we take photos, I'm like, 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.480 I can't post it, and I'm like, here's an idea. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:22.720 How about it's just for you. Yeah, there's a thought 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:24.640 or let. 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:26.120 The people say whatever they want and. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.400 Then well, now we can post it. We'll post it 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:28.920 on the video. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.280 I'll post it with this video on the podcast page 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.440 and people can see that it is an awkward photo 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:38.079 of how I'm holding Sosa, but it's a great picture. 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.320 I can't believe you don't want to use the Luau 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.760 picture for the holiday. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:49.920 I look great, you guys. 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:51.000 Ocean enjoyed it. 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:52.280 I know she did. 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:54.719 Ocean thoroughly enjoyed it. 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:02.960 We go to Disneyland for Christmas to see all things Trees, 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:07.040 Mickey Mouse, Santa claus Is, and it was the most 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.640 fantastic time that I think I've had at Disneyland in 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:13.640 so long because the lines were like nothing. 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.600 No one was there, Nobody was there. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.439 I had a good feeling when we were going. And 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:20.000 then even when we had that issue with the tickets, 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:22.440 there was no way that I was not going. No, 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:24.680 I would have forked over money to get you. 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:29.040 Oh, we were buying tickets, but I knew, like I 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:31.800 had a good feeling, and it was a fucking great day. 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:32.400 It was. 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.560 And what's crazy is I was truly in the Christmas 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.880 spirit when I got there, and you know, the universe 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:43.240 kept throwing wrenches in the day and I would sit 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:46.600 there and I'm I'm like, if people don't fall in 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.000 line today, I'm about to a month fuck up because 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:52.160 my kid is going to Disneyland to see Santa Mickey 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:55.480 Mouse's and I'm not playing today. And everyone like I 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.000 would get to the window to like straighten something out, 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.880 ready to just go fucking toes. I go toes with 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:04.200 Sylvia at the windows who's like pushing eighty. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.880 And she was like, how can I help you? 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:09.880 And I tell her my problem and I'm ready to 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:13.119 just mess everything up, and she's like, you could absolutely 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.200 get into the park today. This is no big deal, 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:15.880 hunt and I'm. 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:18.280 Like, wow, people are nice. 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.679 This is really great. So we dodge one thing. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:26.200 Keep in mind, I got Ocean a pass and Disneyland 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.320 does this thing now where not only do you get 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:30.880 the pass, but then you have to make the reservation 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.920 and depending on the pass, you may have twenty seven 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.280 thousand blackout dates and you can't see the blackout dates 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.480 before you purchase. So I get a text from Erica, 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:41.920 she and his mom, and she's like, hey, just so 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:46.160 you know, passes are now available, because it only comes 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:49.079 around like once a year. Maybe, she's like, this is 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:50.840 the one we got summer. I get it for Ocean. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.360 I'm like, hell, yeah, let's go on this day. I 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:56.319 go to make the reservation. Oceans is blacked out that day, 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:58.880 so it doesn't even occur to me, like just buy 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.600 her a ticket for that day. Instead, I'm like, we're 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.120 gonna pretend like she's two, yeah. 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:09.440 Two, we snuck a child. 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:11.479 Well about it, because. 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:16.760 We've spent money on a pass we did every day 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:21.040 was blacked out every day in December, so sorry, dead, 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:22.280 it was dead. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.160 So Ocean has this Grinch blanket, and when we first 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:29.240 go in, this woman's like how old is she? And 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:33.920 I go, she'll be three, and she's like, okay, I'm 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:36.000 telling you it's the bangs. The bangs make her look 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.679 older and the fact that she's getting taller and can 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:42.520 fully talk. All of those things definitely scream that she's 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:43.280 almost four. 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:46.559 But it's okay. So we get in. Then we decide let's. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.000 Go over to Disneyland because we did California Adventure. And 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.360 Easton looks at me and he's like, we have to do. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:52.640 The thing again. I'm like, what thing. 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:55.280 He's like, we have to get our tickets scanned again. 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.880 I immediately panic. So I'm like covering Ocean with this 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:00.280 grinch blanket. 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:01.880 Trying to tell her she's too. 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:07.719 Teaching her, I said, hold up the yes goes. 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:09.720 If they ask you how old you are, just hold 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:10.640 up the peace sign. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.520 So people are gonna be like, great, Laa'm teaching her 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.960 to light no, no, no, we bought the past, teaching her 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.960 that Disneyland shouldn't black out so many dates on your pass. 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:24.760 So I'm strolling her in. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.400 She's got the crnch blanket on, and she and the 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.640 woman she's exhausted, thank god. So she's like ready to 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:35.280 go to bed, and the woman asks me what's under there? 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:39.000 But the blanket was going over the little handrail, so 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:40.880 it did look a little bumpy. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:45.200 So so I go, oh, it's my my child, and 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.200 I show her and she goes, no, no, no, under there, 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:48.960 And I think she's pointing to like the carrier that 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.920 you shove your shit in on the very bottom of 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:54.640 the back was and I go she, I'm like, there's nothing, 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:58.000 just bagpies and she are you hiding someone under the blanket. 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:01.960 I'm like, no, no, no, we're not trying to sneak another kid, 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:02.760 and just the one you see. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:07.840 We're just thinking it's not She took it for herself 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.520 to move the blanket. See for herself. 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:13.440 If she made it much more difficult, no, she made 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:14.200 it much better. 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.680 That she thought we were sneaking in a kid that 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:19.920 we weren't to get the one that we were in. 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:22.880 She totally forgot about the one we were sneaking in. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.400 Should we feel guilty, No, we bought. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:25.920 A damn ticket. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.880 Don't blackout so many days and a thousand dollars on 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:30.280 Ocean's pass. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.320 Mom, No, I don't feel guilty. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:34.400 Okay, Well, you know what I wish we would have 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.120 done is looked at our passes and gotten her the 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:37.880 same pass. 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:39.320 Well, that would be too on the ball. 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.600 It's annoying to me that you spend money on a 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:44.600 pass and every day's blacked out. But yet if you 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:46.360 go up to the ticket window you can get a 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:47.240 pass that day. 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.160 Oh yeah, they always have another way to get in, 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:52.160 but it's there, it'll cost you. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.240 So this is what I loved about this round of Disney. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.400 We were Easton and I were able to ride like 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:00.960 all the grown women rides. 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:02.080 Right, so we get on too. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:04.680 It needs to be Tower of Terror and it's now 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:08.800 Guardians of the Galaxy. And what also happened on that 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:12.600 same ride is we're sitting there with this woman and 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:13.760 this man in front of us. 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:16.000 No no, no, no, no, that was Guardians. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.600 Oh I'm getting the two confused. Yes, on Guardians. 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:23.520 This guy is talking to his friend and his girlfriend 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:24.880 is there, but she leaves to. 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:26.840 Go get snacks. 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.840 Why they wait, It's that he was talking to his 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:31.760 girlfriend's friend friend. 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:35.720 Okay, and we're right behind them, you guys. She leaves 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:39.920 the girlfriend and he pulls up a photo and starts 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:44.640 talking about how he's gonna propose to her at Disneyland. 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.200 No no, no, no no no like coming out like 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:49.120 I think in the like on Christmas? 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:50.200 Is what it sounded like. 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:52.840 Can I say something always? 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:57.880 I don't like when people propose on a holiday, like, Oh, that's. 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:00.200 Because that takes away an anniversary day from. 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:04.840 Well, it takes away at present, a present, like here's 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:06.240 your Christmas present? 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:08.040 This is. 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:11.040 This is how Lisa looks at it. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:14.000 Lisa looks at it as oh, you took the cheap 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:17.040 way out, whereas I look at it as I'm giving 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:18.399 you the best gift. 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:20.679 No, it's not the cheap way out. It's like I 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:24.760 want double gifts. I want engagement and I want Christmas. 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:27.400 You want it to be two separate days. 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:30.920 Okay, God, rest not on your birthday. 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:33.520 I don't want to get engaged on my birthday because 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:35.560 I want a birthday present, and then I want an 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:37.720 engagement ring and present. 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:39.919 Oh, a ring and a present. 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:42.040 I got an engagement present for your dad? 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:42.840 What was it? 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:48.320 A horse that's ballers. Where is Tucson now? 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:52.720 Tucson went to Montana and this was how many years ago? 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:55.399 So Tucson is no longer with it? 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:58.960 Damn all right, that's a great gift. You're spoiled, but 0:17:59.000 --> 0:17:59.960 I mean the most peace. 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:03.600 I can't be like, I'm gonna buy my future fiance 0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:06.760 a ring and then also spend money on a horse, 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:08.520 which is thousands of dollars. 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:11.880 How often did you ride the horse a lot. 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:14.080 Back in the day? I remembering, Utaw, you would ride 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:14.400 it a lot. 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:16.399 And I'm getting another horse. But that's it. 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:18.280 We heard that last year. We'll see. 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:21.879 But how wild that when the woman returns Easton and 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:23.560 I could have just fucked shit. 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:24.320 Up in that line? 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:28.840 Oh yeah she returned, No me, No, but it was. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:30.919 But I do have thoughts like you were just sitting 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:34.119 there and me and we're just listening to just having 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:37.440 a normal conversation, and me and La turned to each 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:40.240 other and I go, we could fuck this up right now, 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.080 and she's dying lab and she. 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:45.960 Goes, I I was stereo that. I'm like, I could 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.280 so easily just pop my head and be like, the 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:51.879 ring's gorgeous. I'm so excited for you to get engaged. 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:54.639 I was almost, yeah. If I like the shoes, they 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:56.359 were gonna be mine. His watch too. 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.199 I wanted the icy she brought back, and I was like, 0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:00.240 are they They. 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:01.120 Were going Ici? 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:05.600 They had icis and it was like a lemonade type thing. 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:10.119 Again. 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:13.919 What I also learned during Christmas time at Disneyland is 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:16.680 Lisa is not allowed to hat shop on her own. 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:17.439 Y'all. 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:20.080 We go on Indiana Jones and while we're doing that, 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:22.679 me and she comes out of the gift shop and 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:24.560 she's like, I got this this hat. 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:26.120 It is so cute, I know. 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:29.719 But I have two other opinions on it, and they 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:31.120 said it looks great on you. 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:34.640 Well, I would have said that to my friend's mom too. 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:35.600 I wouldn't have. 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:37.439 I would have never done that to someone because she 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:39.480 puts it on and it's twelve sizes too big. 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:44.160 Literally, I could, I could three fingers behind her head. 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:46.240 That's how too big of it, you know. 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:48.520 But I think that's how I wear my hat. 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:52.480 That's why they're always cooked though. Mom, it's like embarrassing. 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:54.960 You walk out, You've got food around your mouth, you 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:58.920 got a crooked hat. You're a fucking mess at all times. 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:00.120 It's today. 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:04.359 No, thank god, because you had on this exact hat 0:20:04.880 --> 0:20:07.679 the other day and I went like barely and it 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:10.840 just flipped right off because it was so crooked. It's 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:12.880 like swashing around. I don't even know how you put 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:15.400 it on your head and think this feels. 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:20.280 Good because it's lightweight and doesn't it's not constraining or 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:20.880 whatever the word. 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:22.960 No, she'll be like she's got a crooked hat. She's like, 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:24.600 do I have sleepies in my eyes? And like you've 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:28.399 got a grill full of chocolate in your teeth in 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:29.160 the creases. 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:34.400 Get it together and then go to it. I can't see. 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:36.280 I can't see, but you know what that reminds me 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:40.600 of your dad? No? No, I mean never when. And 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:42.359 I don't know if I've told you this story, but 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:45.879 Dad and I went to a salad bar pizza place 0:20:45.960 --> 0:20:48.520 before we went to a movie, and all of a sudden, 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:52.760 my throat starts itching and my eyes and we're watching 0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:54.400 the movie and the lights come on and I licked 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:56.880 at him and said, do I need lipstick? And he goes, 0:20:57.040 --> 0:20:59.439 you need to put your glasses on, and my face 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:02.840 had an allergic reaction and I had to go on steroids. 0:21:02.920 --> 0:21:05.960 My face was like everything was swollen and huge. 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:08.360 You couldn't feel your mouth anything. 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:10.119 What did you say something? 0:21:13.400 --> 0:21:16.720 You're just getting bigger through the Moon Hills when they 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:17.640 had theaters there. 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:19.879 You want to know what's crazy, though, is that Dad? 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:22.879 Like if someone looked at me, I would never be like, girl, 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:23.760 put your glasses on. 0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:25.520 I'd be like, we got to get you a benadryl. 0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:28.520 No, but I wouldn't really worry about the glasses or 0:21:28.520 --> 0:21:29.199 anything like that. 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:31.520 I'd be like, we have to go to the er, right. 0:21:32.560 --> 0:21:34.280 But Dad wanted you to look pretty. 0:21:34.040 --> 0:21:37.479 On the way out, He's like, bitch, I married your 0:21:37.520 --> 0:21:40.840 for your looks, certainly not for your cooking. Put them 0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:43.800 glasses on. We'll deal with the allergic reaction later. 0:21:43.840 --> 0:21:44.960 Walking out like a blowfish? 0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:47.160 Were you? Can? 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:51.920 I tell you something on the note of my sweet dad. 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:57.639 Dad stroke Lily. So you guys know that Lily Lily 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:00.840 had a stroke and before Christmas. 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:03.880 I not we're not laughing about it. We felt really 0:22:03.920 --> 0:22:05.360 bad when she and it happened. 0:22:05.720 --> 0:22:07.439 I was devastated. I was sobbing. 0:22:07.640 --> 0:22:10.000 I was about to give birth to Sosa in a 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:12.119 week and my dog had a stroke and I thought 0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:16.160 this is going to be the most horrific time of 0:22:16.160 --> 0:22:19.720 my life. Lily has been here since I was twenty 0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:22.760 one years old, been at every apartment with me, been 0:22:23.160 --> 0:22:25.600 when she first moved out to LA. She went to 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:28.320 every party with me, been with me since I was 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:31.520 a drunk, through sobriety each I was like, I looked 0:22:31.520 --> 0:22:33.520 at her. I said, girl, you better not go anywhere 0:22:33.600 --> 0:22:37.240 because Sosa has to have you like period. 0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:37.800 We all do. 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:41.320 Of course, did you not see that? 0:22:41.440 --> 0:22:43.400 I know, because she can't make it up the stairs anymore. 0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:46.280 But the pit bulls, did you not see them? When 0:22:46.320 --> 0:22:47.280 she finally. 0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:48.640 Got home, they were all so excited. 0:22:48.720 --> 0:22:51.440 Oh, they went outside and were jumping. They love her. 0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:56.400 Yeah, she had this stroke back in September, right, and 0:22:57.359 --> 0:22:59.760 I know this sounds disgusting, but she hasn't been able 0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:03.160 to stand, so I haven't been able to groom her. 0:23:03.200 --> 0:23:04.520 So what I do is I take her in the 0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:08.119 backyard and I sprits her down with a yummy smell 0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:11.600 and brush through her. So finally she's been like she's 0:23:11.600 --> 0:23:13.920 getting a little pep in her stuff, although she is old. 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:16.120 So we take her to the groomer. 0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:20.280 Right before Christmas, so she has a nice Christmas glow 0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:21.639 and a Christmas bath. 0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:26.040 And they call it took like twelve hours. 0:23:26.240 --> 0:23:29.080 Yeah, so they called, and I get to go get 0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:31.199 her so I can get her into the car. But 0:23:31.560 --> 0:23:35.240 so I get her and this nice lady is just 0:23:35.320 --> 0:23:36.439 telling me all about it. 0:23:36.520 --> 0:23:37.359 We tipper. 0:23:38.320 --> 0:23:41.560 And after I tipp her, she's like, thank you so much, 0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:43.720 And she was like she was great, she did amazing. 0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:47.080 She could only stand for so long. When I put 0:23:47.080 --> 0:23:49.040 her in the tub, she did poop. 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:51.920 And right when she's so shit in the tub. Yeah, 0:23:51.920 --> 0:23:53.000 shit in the tub. 0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:55.280 And so right when she said that, I reached into 0:23:55.359 --> 0:23:57.040 my pocket and handed her another twenty. 0:23:57.680 --> 0:23:59.720 I thought, for your troubles. 0:24:00.040 --> 0:24:01.560 Well, I want him to take her again. 0:24:02.240 --> 0:24:04.000 Well that's why I was like, we're gonna take I 0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:06.600 did tell her. I was like, every time, will take 0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:07.760 care of you for doing her. 0:24:07.920 --> 0:24:09.159 Oh wait, did you tell her that? 0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:09.440 Yeah? 0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:12.080 I was like, we love you because I believe her 0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:17.080 name is Phoenix. She's done adi no, whatever she does, 0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:19.240 we had to take care of her. But I did 0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:21.600 tell her that, and she was like, I love all 0:24:21.640 --> 0:24:22.200 of your dogs. 0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:23.560 So she made me feel good about. 0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:26.080 It, and she groomed lily before this stroke. They were 0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:27.320 wondering where she had been. 0:24:27.520 --> 0:24:28.080 She even asked. 0:24:28.119 --> 0:24:30.199 She was like, I was wondering where Lily was, and 0:24:30.440 --> 0:24:33.200 it's nice when you walk in and they just know, yeah. 0:24:33.840 --> 0:24:35.720 And how is Lily? And so she was like, we 0:24:35.720 --> 0:24:37.600 were wondering. So I told her that she had a stroke. 0:24:37.840 --> 0:24:39.760 And then she even said she was like, I didn't 0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:42.919 blow dryer because she didn't love the blow drying in 0:24:42.960 --> 0:24:45.360 her face and I didn't. Well that's what I said. 0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:46.679 I was stressful for her. 0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:49.600 She had a stroke, so let's not stress her anymore. 0:24:50.000 --> 0:24:52.280 But yeah, she's ship in the tub and. 0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:57.520 Ah, but she looks gorgeous. She had a Christmas pep 0:24:57.680 --> 0:24:59.399 in her stuff too. When she walked in. 0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:01.840 She was she was feeling herself for sure. 0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:03.399 Oh yeah, that was Christmas. 0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:07.640 Oh she was Christmas slaying her little laptop, wasn't she? 0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:12.400 Did you guys see that Melissa Gorga launched her Sprinkle. 0:25:11.960 --> 0:25:14.240 Cookies cookie line. 0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:18.960 No, yeah, So to break this down easton the very 0:25:19.680 --> 0:25:23.399 beginning of I think it was like season three maybe 0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:26.359 two that Melissa Gorga came on to Real Housewives of 0:25:26.400 --> 0:25:29.800 New Jersey and it was this big thing that during Christmas, 0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:34.320 the Gorgas went to the Jude's house and Melissa Gorga 0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:37.560 brought Sprinkle cookies and Teresa was so offended. She's like, 0:25:37.680 --> 0:25:40.760 I like Canoli's, you know, I would bring like a 0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:43.200 conole or maybe like and she talks about like another 0:25:43.240 --> 0:25:44.160 Italian cookie. 0:25:44.280 --> 0:25:46.359 She goes, I couldn't believe she brought Sprinkle cookies. I 0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:47.480 threw them in the trash. 0:25:48.240 --> 0:25:51.760 And it has lived on this long, right, I think 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:55.240 they're on season like fourteen fifteen, So that shows how 0:25:55.760 --> 0:25:57.000 long it was an iconic. 0:25:57.520 --> 0:25:58.920 It's been a decade plus. 0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:03.640 Yes, So Melissa Gorga has launched her Sprinkle Cookie line, 0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:05.639 which I was like, oh my gosh, like, what a 0:26:05.680 --> 0:26:06.320 great idea. 0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:08.560 Number one. They do look so good. 0:26:08.640 --> 0:26:10.000 Well, I love sprinkle cookies. 0:26:10.240 --> 0:26:14.640 You love all cooks. I think you love a sweet 0:26:15.000 --> 0:26:15.720 Why I tell you? 0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:19.920 I'm like, how amazing to take because Christmas time a 0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:22.960 really big thing to do is like cookie exchanges. 0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:27.080 Right, yes, be a part of a cookie exchange? Wait? 0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:29.840 What oh back in pair blossom. 0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:30.480 Pair blossom circle? 0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:34.440 Baby, wait you would make cookies to go to that? 0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:37.040 How many people? Is it like a book club but 0:26:37.080 --> 0:26:37.680 with cookies? 0:26:37.800 --> 0:26:37.960 Yeah? 0:26:38.040 --> 0:26:40.960 Yeah, yeah, everyone makes their own cookie and brings them. 0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:42.520 Okay, it's the recipe. 0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:44.679 And then yeah, you come with the recipe and you 0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:47.040 get to you have to make like six if there's 0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:50.280 six people, you have to make six dozen, or if 0:26:50.280 --> 0:26:53.160 there's twelve people, twelve dozen. Yeah, but then we start 0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:56.880 cutting it down. So I want to tell you my story. Wait, 0:26:57.040 --> 0:27:00.520 tell me all right. So I had this cookie exchange. 0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:02.560 It was on a Sunday. Dad and I had gone 0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:05.520 out Saturday night till all hours of the night. So 0:27:05.680 --> 0:27:09.480 I start around midnight to make my cookies and I'm 0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:14.240 using my family's Cromarty piekands to make those lace kind 0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:17.200 of cookies, and I'm so excited about it. First batch 0:27:17.240 --> 0:27:20.399 comes out, didn't turn out, second batch didn't turn out. 0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:24.520 It is like literally two o'clock in the morning, and 0:27:25.119 --> 0:27:30.760 the cookie exchanges the next morning at eleven. So I'm crap, 0:27:30.800 --> 0:27:32.760 what am I going to do? The stores are closed. Well, 0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:36.600 I had Pillsbury the slice and baked cookies, so I 0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:39.760 made those in the oven and then I melted chocolate 0:27:39.760 --> 0:27:42.480 and dipped them and put a pecan on the top 0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:44.359 and I took those. 0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:53.760 Day. Was like, these are the best cookies I've ever heard. 0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:57.400 He told his wife feature to get the recipe. 0:27:58.480 --> 0:28:01.480 Recip did you say it, I said aloud. 0:28:02.680 --> 0:28:03.439 I said, it's. 0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:04.560 A family secret. 0:28:05.640 --> 0:28:07.920 Well, it's the whole purpose of the cookie exchange. 0:28:08.119 --> 0:28:13.200 It's just bring a dozen for each person, as well 0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:15.040 as the recipe. 0:28:15.320 --> 0:28:21.560 And you just fucking didn't make cookies. You just baked pimate. 0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:24.040 I just kind of tossed it off, like, oh, I'll 0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:25.800 get you the recipe, but I didn't. 0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:29.760 You were invited back. 0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:32.720 My dear friend came along with me because I got 0:28:32.720 --> 0:28:35.240 her invited, and she made these. 0:28:35.040 --> 0:28:39.080 Like was it like a little loaf of bread, like 0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:40.440 a banana bread loaf? 0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:43.720 Yeah, that's the size, and she. 0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:47.520 Kind of like this big like little tiny squares and 0:28:48.080 --> 0:28:49.240 she didn't get invited back. 0:28:49.560 --> 0:28:50.360 They said she was. 0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:54.040 What didn't I call it? If you guys were filming 0:28:54.280 --> 0:28:55.800 Real Housewives of Sally. 0:28:55.640 --> 0:28:58.080 At that time, that would have been like the biggest 0:28:58.120 --> 0:28:59.320 storyline of this season. 0:28:59.480 --> 0:28:59.920 I can. 0:29:01.320 --> 0:29:04.440 You ask your friend if she was going through the 0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:07.960 same experience of you at three am andies not turning out, 0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:10.160 Maybe she was like, fucking all I have. 0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:14.040 Truly, did she bring a recipe? 0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:30.440 They're too rich recipe yesterday? 0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:32.800 Did you bring a recipe? 0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:40.360 Probably that's probably what happened to the others didn't turn 0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:42.400 out and she loved her. 0:29:44.720 --> 0:29:46.520 You just think she just got up and nine and 0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:47.840 baked that and said fuck it. 0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:52.280 Wait, you were too rich A lot? Little pad did well? 0:29:52.880 --> 0:29:54.640 Did it? So? 0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:57.760 What child would have liked to have had more? 0:29:58.880 --> 0:29:59.040 Well? 0:29:59.080 --> 0:30:01.600 You would always like to out more. Do you have 0:30:01.680 --> 0:30:03.880 a whole box something to take home? 0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:07.120 And my but you know what, my cookies were usually 0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:09.680 better than everyone else's, and I'm like, damn, I gotta 0:30:09.720 --> 0:30:28.200 take these what I'd rather just take my own homes. 0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:23.120 Things like like you're bitching about. 0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:26.680 Print cookie or whatever, something. 0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:31.120 That's just not out of the packet. You're bitching about it. 0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:34.040 I want my own. Okay, go home and open the 0:30:34.080 --> 0:30:36.200 cookies thing and throw them in. It wasn't like you 0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:37.240 were hard at work. 0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:39.640 You know what I could have done, thinking about it, 0:30:39.720 --> 0:30:44.120 I could have double dip oreos chocolate Oreos. 0:30:44.320 --> 0:30:48.600 Well, that would have said I would have done it, 0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:51.560 and those are hella good. Could have done peanut butter 0:30:52.440 --> 0:30:55.040 and then dipped it in the chocolate and hardened people 0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:58.000 would have I mean, technically that's homemade to me, Yeah, that's. 0:30:57.880 --> 0:30:59.920 Totally homemade melting chocolate. 0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:01.960 Yes, I made them at home. 0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:04.880 Hey, they sell them at Candy Stories. For a lot 0:31:04.880 --> 0:31:05.280 of money. 0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:07.560 Oh so fuck, let's not even do it on our own. 0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:12.600 Let's just go buy them. By the way, nothing slaps 0:31:12.640 --> 0:31:15.280 like an oreo or a Milano. I would much rather 0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:18.520 have that at a cookie exchange. The raspberry thumb prints 0:31:18.600 --> 0:31:19.960 that you were talking about. 0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:21.480 What's a raspberry thumb print? 0:31:21.920 --> 0:31:24.480 The fact that there's a thumb that's involved, is that's 0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:24.800 what I do? 0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:26.480 Is it like you're just. 0:31:26.440 --> 0:31:28.960 Finger banging these cookies before you. 0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:30.080 Delivered them to my mouth. 0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:33.120 I don't trust people's kitchens, and if they were just 0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:35.360 pushing these raspberries into the kitchener. 0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:38.239 I was always confused by the school when they were like, 0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:42.480 please buy things at the store, don't bring homemade snacks, 0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:45.600 And I was like, homemade snacks? Who the hell would 0:31:45.600 --> 0:31:48.400 ever like make anything at home? 0:31:49.080 --> 0:31:51.200 Walling, you have to question people's kitchens. 0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:53.800 Maybe they're not I can't throw up, But yeah, when 0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:56.240 I worked in offices and we had like pot lucks 0:31:56.280 --> 0:31:58.680 and stuff, I never ate anything. 0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:00.000 Wait, can I tell you, guys? 0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:03.160 Can I tell you don't trust you? And I know 0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:04.080 the look I. 0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:09.160 See the inside of your car, If that's any indication 0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:12.320 of your home, you can fuck off. 0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:15.960 No, you guys, I totally agree, because can I tell 0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:20.560 you something there during Christmas time, I was probably in 0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:23.280 the first grade, and we went to the Lion House 0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:26.320 and I was telling land in this story yesterday, you guys, 0:32:26.360 --> 0:32:30.560 Apparently the Lion House is Brigham Young's. It was Brigham 0:32:30.600 --> 0:32:33.200 Young's house. He's like with him and all his wives, right, 0:32:33.800 --> 0:32:38.480 like fifty fifty in this house, you guys. And we 0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:42.200 were we were doing something. The memory is a little 0:32:42.240 --> 0:32:47.840 bit hazy except for what followed. They had us doing 0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:50.760 like Susie homemaker shit, like they were teaching us to 0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:53.160 be like domestic people like home. 0:32:53.680 --> 0:32:56.760 Yes, but it wasn't school. This was like a thing. 0:32:57.560 --> 0:33:00.080 So I was in charge of doing dishes and I 0:32:59.920 --> 0:33:02.080 was like dressed up, I had tights on, and I 0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:05.200 had to use the bathroom so badly. And this woman 0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:08.959 was like, we had just eaten whatever, you know, Sally 0:33:09.080 --> 0:33:12.000 had made us, and I was in charge of doing the. 0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:14.080 Dishes after and there was like a pile of them. 0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:15.520 What a horrible job. 0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:17.120 For a seven year old. 0:33:17.440 --> 0:33:19.840 Yeah, they're teaching me how to get a husband. 0:33:19.880 --> 0:33:22.920 I don't know if i'd trust eating off those seven 0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:25.160 year old wash dishes. 0:33:25.480 --> 0:33:27.960 You because do you want to know what followed as 0:33:28.000 --> 0:33:31.040 I did the dishes, what I did? I peed all 0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:33.000 over the floor the room. 0:33:33.040 --> 0:33:35.080 I tights myself. 0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:37.360 That's sad. She didn't let you go to the bathroom. 0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:41.600 I didn't ask, Oh, you know what. 0:33:41.800 --> 0:33:43.560 I You know, at that age you kind of get 0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:45.840 embarrassed to be like, can I go to the bathroom. 0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:49.240 I'll never forget when I was in third grade, a 0:33:49.360 --> 0:33:51.440 little boy in front of me, I'll never forget he 0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:52.120 peed in his. 0:33:52.120 --> 0:33:55.360 Chair and he got up. They let him go, but 0:33:55.400 --> 0:33:57.760 I'll never forget like after he got up, just the 0:33:57.800 --> 0:34:01.680 wetness and then the chair just full disgusting. 0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:06.360 No memories, No, but Mom, you were there and drove 0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:08.320 me home, and I remember just feeling so. 0:34:08.160 --> 0:34:10.480 Itchy, and you didn't even tell you. I didn't even 0:34:10.480 --> 0:34:10.759 tell you. 0:34:12.000 --> 0:34:12.440 I went home. 0:34:12.520 --> 0:34:15.040 I was like, I gotta get these fucking time. 0:34:15.600 --> 0:34:17.440 How did you not smell the urine in. 0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:19.760 The I don't have a good smeller even back then. 0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:21.640 So you've never had. 0:34:21.760 --> 0:34:24.200 Lisa was just born with poor eyesight, no smell. 0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:27.160 It's just But then after I learned it was Brigham 0:34:27.239 --> 0:34:29.319 Young's house with all of his wives, I'm like, how 0:34:29.320 --> 0:34:31.040 appropriate that I just peed on the floor. 0:34:31.239 --> 0:34:32.759 If you would have known that you made it, you 0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:33.959 would have pulled the lily too. 0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:35.880 I think it's hysterical. 0:34:36.360 --> 0:34:39.440 Okay, So the theme of now that we've bantered for 0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:44.200 a full forty minute, I wanted to know because everyone's like, what. 0:34:44.200 --> 0:34:46.000 Are Christmas traditions? 0:34:47.360 --> 0:34:47.440 No? 0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:51.359 I want to know who fucked up on Christmas? So 0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:54.799 the first uh I posted on the graand people wrote 0:34:54.840 --> 0:34:57.520 in really funny. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time, 0:34:57.560 --> 0:35:01.799 but it's funny now. Christmas feuds I remember the very 0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:05.520 first time I realized Christmas wasn't magical any longer. 0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:07.080 Lisa, what happened? 0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:10.840 So we're at my mother in law's house with all 0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:13.839 of the uncles, aunts, cousins, and I go and sit 0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:17.400 down across from one of the cousins and she's talking 0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:20.760 about moving and I said, Oh, where are you moving? 0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:24.759 She says, Saint George to the condo. We have to know, 0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:28.560 my husband and his brother owned a condo together in 0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:32.680 Saint George, which was a vacation getaway for me. She's 0:35:32.840 --> 0:35:37.239 moving in unbeknownst to me, Like Dad didn't tell me, right, 0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:40.960 I was furious. 0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:41.919 Now you. 0:35:43.719 --> 0:35:45.200 I was, I think in high school. 0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:49.200 I was definitely in high school because I remember my 0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:52.960 one of my best friends was a really like she 0:35:53.040 --> 0:35:56.239 had a really cool style of painting, and I had 0:35:56.280 --> 0:35:57.560 her paint a horsehead for. 0:35:57.560 --> 0:35:59.680 Lisa, which is in Saint George by the way. 0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:03.279 While I was like, I I'm gonna give her this 0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:06.680 gift and like Christmas is fucking ruined, and that was 0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:09.279 like a stage where like Dad was just like king 0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:11.160 of like not telling Mom anything. 0:36:11.200 --> 0:36:13.200 So this was just the cherry on top of like 0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:16.440 the shit cake. Do you put cherries on cake? 0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:18.120 Icing? The ship? 0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:19.160 Icing on the cake? 0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:21.920 Cherry on top is usually on a Sunday. But anyway, 0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:24.360 going back to the. 0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:26.160 Leave it to her for her sweets. 0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:30.319 Yes, I was so mad that I had friends that 0:36:30.400 --> 0:36:33.480 lived across the street. Lauren and I went trapesing over 0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:37.400 there and we got knocker. The rest of the afternoon 0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:38.640 we just hung out over there. 0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:41.840 It got lit. Yeah, where was I You. 0:36:41.880 --> 0:36:44.440 Were with the cousins fuck and your dad? 0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:48.600 Yeah, because dad was not invited to the friend to 0:36:48.719 --> 0:36:50.719 the friend get together over it across the street. 0:36:50.840 --> 0:36:52.759 No, you're stuck here with the mos man. 0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:56.120 We're gonna go get lit because what we did yes 0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:57.840 time out for you. 0:36:57.880 --> 0:36:59.400 No, it was super messed up. 0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:02.360 And that was the first year that I realized like, wow, 0:37:02.560 --> 0:37:06.319 Christmas Day can be stressful and shit can go south. 0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:08.200 And we hadn't opened our gift chat. We were going 0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:10.719 to Grandma's for breakfast, then going home to up and gifts. No, 0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:12.360 I know, super fun. 0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:14.960 No, it wasn't fun at all. I got you a bench, 0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:15.480 I got. 0:37:15.360 --> 0:37:18.560 You a bench for where your bed was, and then 0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:21.560 I got you the horsehead painting and it was like 0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:24.200 not even I was like, wow, the first year that 0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:28.120 I've like put thought and time and money into gifts 0:37:28.120 --> 0:37:31.160 and we can't even enjoy them because of it was 0:37:31.239 --> 0:37:32.160 just so depressing. 0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:34.759 I think it was depressing because reopened gifts, so it's 0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:35.399 no matter what. 0:37:35.560 --> 0:37:38.480 No, it was depressing because of the condo situation. 0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:41.000 It was home. 0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:46.160 But now mom years later went and bought her own 0:37:46.480 --> 0:37:49.719 condo and now that horse painting is in that house. 0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:51.360 Symbolic full circle moment. 0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:54.719 It was Dad's favorite place to be Palm Springs or 0:37:54.920 --> 0:37:56.920 Saint George's like the equivalent of Palm Springs. 0:37:57.280 --> 0:38:00.480 Yeah, but just to call it the other Palmspring. That's 0:38:00.480 --> 0:38:01.160 how they did. 0:38:01.160 --> 0:38:04.839 Other Palm Springs. And it is but speaking of paintings in. 0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:08.359 There every time I go and I don't know why 0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:11.279 you thought to put it here, but in the in 0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:14.919 the primary bedroom, you go into the bathroom and as 0:38:14.960 --> 0:38:18.200 you take a leak, standing up, there's a picture that 0:38:18.239 --> 0:38:22.640 says enjoy the little things. And me and my dad 0:38:22.960 --> 0:38:27.480 talk about it, well, talked about it so often and 0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:30.160 it is still up, and every time I'm just like, 0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:31.640 all right, well. 0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:34.200 I know, like every time a man is taking he's 0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:35.360 like holding his dick. 0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:38.120 Holding my dick, ping, and then it's like, well, I'm 0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:40.319 doing this, I guess I'll read what's in front of me. 0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.560 Enjoy the little things. It's like and I looked at like, 0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:44.920 I didn't. 0:38:44.680 --> 0:38:48.160 Know you had a camera in here, but I guess 0:38:48.160 --> 0:38:49.319 more to have. 0:38:50.960 --> 0:38:53.480 This person cute somewhere else. We're moving it. 0:38:54.200 --> 0:38:55.680 One person's family feud. 0:38:56.040 --> 0:38:58.000 We had to call all the bars to get our 0:38:58.040 --> 0:39:01.880 parents and uncle's home so we could open press that 0:39:01.880 --> 0:39:02.800 that is a movie. 0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:05.719 That is that, that's the Grizzwold. 0:39:06.120 --> 0:39:10.040 I was like, that's fucking iconic, waking up being like 0:39:10.600 --> 0:39:13.839 where is everyone? They just fucked up at the bar 0:39:13.960 --> 0:39:15.399 down the street, and then they had to call all 0:39:15.440 --> 0:39:20.920 of them to locate the family uncle before food is served. 0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:26.040 He'd pack up leftovers for weekly meals before everyone ate. 0:39:27.000 --> 0:39:30.120 I'd hit him in his head. Yeah, so like you 0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:31.320 made your house. 0:39:31.320 --> 0:39:34.200 You maybe didn't get food because he needed food for 0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:34.920 next one. 0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:37.920 So he would like go through and pack up very comfortable. 0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:41.040 I think someone needs to go awareness is crazy. The 0:39:41.200 --> 0:39:44.760 uncle was jobless or something like are you okay? Because 0:39:44.760 --> 0:39:47.680 that doesn't seem normal or they just don't care. But like, 0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:50.160 I think it's important to teach people like you never 0:39:50.280 --> 0:39:54.760 go back for even seconds until everyone is eaten. Yes, 0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:58.160 got into it with my ex husband because he gifted 0:39:58.200 --> 0:40:02.120 me pre owned Lubetants first pair I ever got, first 0:40:02.160 --> 0:40:02.640 pair ever. 0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:05.720 I'm funny about second hand shoes. 0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:11.120 Well, yeah, shoes don't I don't stuff scuffed bottoms, weird 0:40:11.239 --> 0:40:17.880 feet in the foot. Yeah, second hand shoes, second hand hats, 0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:18.640 it ain't happening. 0:40:18.719 --> 0:40:19.239 It's a no go. 0:40:19.480 --> 0:40:23.080 That's like, yeah, that's like getting secondhand like secondhand underwear. 0:40:23.320 --> 0:40:24.160 I think so too. 0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:27.520 Yeah not for me. Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten you that. 0:40:28.200 --> 0:40:30.920 My brother got so mad he threw the huge cooked 0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:32.359 turkey at the Christmas tree. 0:40:33.120 --> 0:40:36.000 No dinner is ruined. 0:40:37.120 --> 0:40:40.239 That's like such a dinner is served. Let me tell 0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:44.640 you that is a Clark Grizzly moment. Holy shit, where's 0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:45.160 the tilet? 0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:45.880 All right? 0:40:46.239 --> 0:40:50.240 Yes, that's fucking awesome. Now, I bet in the moment 0:40:50.239 --> 0:40:51.480 it was kind of disoriented. 0:40:51.520 --> 0:40:52.279 Well, yeah, I. 0:40:52.320 --> 0:40:55.000 Wonder why he felt the need to throw the trees. 0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:57.880 His mom was probably like poking at him and pushing 0:40:57.880 --> 0:41:01.000 all the wrong buttons. 0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:01.719 Have a dad. 0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:06.239 So my dad called my maternal grandmother a bitch, and 0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:08.040 my grandfather's squared up with him. 0:41:08.200 --> 0:41:10.520 Yo, that's pretty awesome. 0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:11.000 Yeah, I know. 0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:15.160 I think tensions can run high during the holidays, really. 0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:16.680 Yeah, because we're all broken stressed. 0:41:18.600 --> 0:41:21.520 Christmas is extremely stressful, and I think there's so much 0:41:21.560 --> 0:41:24.520 pressure on the day that if you're feeling off, because 0:41:24.520 --> 0:41:26.439 there are mornings you wake up and you feel off, 0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:29.400 and sometimes as you get older, those days are right 0:41:29.440 --> 0:41:33.000 on Christmas and you're like fuck yeah. 0:41:32.680 --> 0:41:33.719 Right, yeah. 0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:37.960 Because the girl who said I'm broken stressed, you should 0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:40.640 take you. You should just gift that to everybody with you. 0:41:40.840 --> 0:41:41.959 My gosh, it's so good. 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:44.839 Yeah, whoever wrote in on the last one that said 0:41:44.920 --> 0:41:47.439 I'm broken stressed, print that out. 0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:49.960 Give it to everybody with a picture of you. Smiling 0:41:50.000 --> 0:41:50.839 and the thumbs up. 0:41:51.080 --> 0:41:53.960 I promise you I would frame or dated and that 0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:56.120 would be the best present I had ever. 0:41:56.400 --> 0:41:58.239 That's I would fucking die. 0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:00.600 I think so too. Or just give a a picture 0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:01.719 of yourself. 0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:04.320 That's what I'm saying. But not that says I'm broken, 0:42:04.400 --> 0:42:08.279 then you smiling? Those iconic. 0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:12.960 Mother in law's equal monsters. 0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:15.040 I'm not going to put this person's name when we 0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:18.040 post all of these things because I don't want her 0:42:18.080 --> 0:42:22.719 mother in law to know that I've never had an 0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:25.040 actual mother in law. Do you agree, mom, that mother 0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:26.480 in laws can be monsters. 0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:30.320 I wouldn't refer to mine as a monster. 0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:33.760 What would you refer to her as a monster? 0:42:34.880 --> 0:42:35.520 Like the cheese? 0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:36.440 We were just. 0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:40.560 Different different, Yes, very they were Mormon. I was not 0:42:40.640 --> 0:42:43.400 a Mormon, like we just had different upbringings. 0:42:43.960 --> 0:42:47.160 Yes, you were looked at as like the devil, oh. 0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:50.640 Black sheep, the red. 0:42:52.600 --> 0:42:57.200 The words. You were more of the black goat, you. 0:42:57.200 --> 0:43:00.800 Know, sad you were more like the out of place bull. 0:43:01.440 --> 0:43:03.600 Yeah, the bull in the train didn't like you. 0:43:03.640 --> 0:43:04.600 And it's fine. 0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:08.120 I haven't spoken to my mom in six months, no contact, 0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:09.800 but she will be at family Christmas. 0:43:09.880 --> 0:43:13.480 That's today. She's there with her right now. I want 0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:14.600 to know what goes down. 0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:17.600 Please write back in because here what I don't like 0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:18.200 that feeling. 0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:22.120 I don't either. I'd avoid I would definitely. 0:43:21.880 --> 0:43:25.320 But then avoiding makes it awkward and for other people 0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:28.799 because if you're talking to the mom and then she 0:43:29.000 --> 0:43:32.800 says something, you're put in this like the circle of tension. 0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:34.480 So at some point. 0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:36.080 They do need to just figure it out, because you 0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:38.480 can't ruin everybody else's holiday with your tension. 0:43:38.680 --> 0:43:40.840 Well, the only thing worse than having tension with someone 0:43:40.920 --> 0:43:42.800 is going with someone who has tension with someone. 0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:43.439 That's the worst. 0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:46.400 Second Hand tension is really intent. 0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:47.320 It's the worst. 0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:50.040 My dad was caught cheating on my mom and beat 0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:54.000 up by her brothers. Dad did not tell his family 0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:57.480 anything other than my mom has beat him up. 0:43:57.760 --> 0:43:59.680 So all day my mom sat with. 0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:03.320 A smile as my dad sat there bruised and broken, 0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:05.480 and the whole family was confused. 0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:09.200 Well, where were the brothers that beat him up smiling 0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:12.000 with the mom? Probably or at a different party, you 0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:13.320 fucking piece of ships. 0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:16.080 No, I wouldn't feel well, he wouldn't even be allowed 0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:17.640 at those festivities. 0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:22.400 I've seen videos on like a nine of of like. 0:44:23.040 --> 0:44:25.680 The sons of moms beating the ship out of the 0:44:25.840 --> 0:44:27.160 dude who like beat the mom. 0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:28.800 And you can see like a lot of fist fights 0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:31.480 on Christmas, a lot of fist fights. 0:44:31.719 --> 0:44:34.160 Do you think they were at the other house, not 0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:36.560 the mom's house with the uncles that beat him up. 0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:37.560 They're at his. 0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:41.080 Family's house because family wondering, like what's going on with him? 0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:42.480 And he's like, oh, well, she beat me up. 0:44:42.600 --> 0:44:45.279 Probably, But in my mind, they're all sitting around the 0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:47.680 dinner table and the dad has like a black eye 0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:52.000 and like a bruised lip and maybe like cast double casted. 0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:53.880 They're passing him, can't even eat. 0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:56.240 While the rest of the family is just all smiles, 0:44:56.320 --> 0:44:58.279 not giving one ship about ted, and. 0:44:58.200 --> 0:45:00.400 They're sitting right next to him acting all night nothing's 0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:01.000 ever happened. 0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:05.440 Exactly one year, my sister and I got into a 0:45:05.480 --> 0:45:06.520 full blown fistfight. 0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:11.719 She punched me first, I finished it. Damn you guys. 0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:14.680 I can't imagine just being like, it's Christmas, I'm gonna 0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:16.040 go punch my sister in the face. 0:45:18.400 --> 0:45:21.080 You never know, Well, obviously. 0:45:20.680 --> 0:45:24.120 There's tension, but in my mind I have a scenario 0:45:24.239 --> 0:45:34.880 that's happening, you know, obvious happened, Lauren, you don't say clearly. 0:45:36.360 --> 0:45:40.360 So before we sign off, I was very interested. I 0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:43.239 love you, Mom coow Bella. 0:45:44.040 --> 0:45:46.040 My friend gave me this hat. 0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:48.160 It's cute. She gave it to you for Christmas. I 0:45:48.160 --> 0:45:48.440 love it. 0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:52.719 So I was very curious. We were on the subject 0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:56.560 of milk. Okay, last night for some odd reason. I 0:45:56.600 --> 0:45:58.839 was like, milk is so fucking weird an ocean. Now 0:45:58.920 --> 0:46:00.719 she used to love a milky. Now I can't get 0:46:00.760 --> 0:46:02.680 her to drink milk. And Landen says to me, you 0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:07.239 know that, like milk was on this huge campaign of 0:46:07.320 --> 0:46:11.600 like it makes your bones stronger, and like calcium does 0:46:11.640 --> 0:46:12.080 you good. 0:46:12.160 --> 0:46:14.120 Like you guys remember got Milk. 0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:17.200 It was strictly for milk, not even a company, just milk, 0:46:17.680 --> 0:46:21.440 not even a specific brand of milk, milk in itself, right, 0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:23.920 And they have like a listers with like milk milk's 0:46:24.120 --> 0:46:28.200 mustaches and like jeans and white little cutoff. 0:46:27.800 --> 0:46:30.360 Teeth with their mustache looking. 0:46:30.239 --> 0:46:31.640 Sexy with a glass of milk. 0:46:31.640 --> 0:46:34.520 And it was like, got milk, And. 0:46:34.480 --> 0:46:36.919 I'm like, I remember my dad saying if I didn't 0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:40.640 drink milk that like I would have breaky bones. Okay, 0:46:40.920 --> 0:46:45.320 And Landon said no, it was like strictly a ploy. 0:46:45.480 --> 0:46:47.719 It was like, how do we get people? We got 0:46:47.760 --> 0:46:51.360 all this cows. We've really messed up here. How do 0:46:51.400 --> 0:46:53.239 we get people to drink milk? And I was like, oh, 0:46:53.239 --> 0:46:56.520 that's so interesting. So I was thinking last night, I'm like, okay, 0:46:56.840 --> 0:46:59.160 I need to remember that when we get to Palm Springs, 0:46:59.200 --> 0:47:00.920 I gotta get the cookie in the milk for Santa. 0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:01.840 I'm like, milk again. 0:47:02.320 --> 0:47:05.320 What where did that start? To leave milk and cookies 0:47:05.440 --> 0:47:09.560 for Santa Claus? So I google this, I google why. 0:47:10.640 --> 0:47:13.840 So there's a Dutch connection that in the past, the 0:47:13.880 --> 0:47:17.880 Netherlands would celebrate Christmas on December sixth, so on December fifth, 0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:20.160 the kids would leave out their shoes and wake up 0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:22.560 to their shoes being filled with treats. This would change 0:47:22.600 --> 0:47:25.760 over time and eventually lead to children leaving out cookies 0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:29.320 and milk for Santa instead. And I think I remember 0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:33.040 he goes by Center Claus. There's the Great Depression connection. 0:47:33.600 --> 0:47:36.799 In a time when many families struggled, Christmas was a 0:47:36.800 --> 0:47:39.719 bright spot. The families would ask their children to leave 0:47:39.719 --> 0:47:41.920 out milk and cookies for Santa to thank him for 0:47:41.960 --> 0:47:42.680 bringing gifts. 0:47:42.800 --> 0:47:44.680 This one doesn't make much sense to me. We're in 0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:45.600 the Great Depression. 0:47:45.920 --> 0:47:49.000 People are struggling to buy anything, and if they got 0:47:49.040 --> 0:47:51.480 milk and cookies, I think they're keeping it for themselves, 0:47:51.719 --> 0:47:53.000 not giving it to Santa Claus. 0:47:53.239 --> 0:47:56.520 And then comes we're back to. 0:47:56.560 --> 0:48:01.360 The gaut milk, the dairy connection, similar to the Christmas 0:48:01.400 --> 0:48:02.160 pickle tradition. 0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:04.279 I don't know what that is. Didn't care to look 0:48:04.280 --> 0:48:05.399 it up because it's not about that. 0:48:05.920 --> 0:48:08.640 This theory mentions that leaving milk and cookies out for 0:48:08.719 --> 0:48:12.000 Santa was a marketing ploy. The dairy industry was struggling 0:48:12.080 --> 0:48:14.759 in the early twentieth century, So how do you raise 0:48:14.840 --> 0:48:18.360 sales well by marketing that Santa drinks milk with cookies? 0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:23.600 That blew my mind. That adds up that that's the 0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:24.840 one that makes the most sense. 0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:27.040 Dude, Are we gonna put water in cookies now? 0:48:27.320 --> 0:48:27.480 No? 0:48:27.480 --> 0:48:29.440 No, I'm still giving him milk. But I wanted to 0:48:29.440 --> 0:48:31.640 know where that came from. And then it just it 0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:34.319 kind of piggybacked off of what Landon was saying. 0:48:34.320 --> 0:48:36.040 I'm like, just marketing. 0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:41.279 It's not like the gut milk was for Horizon or 0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:45.319 like Albertson's brand. It was strictly to get us to 0:48:45.480 --> 0:48:48.799 think that we needed to go out and buy any 0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:49.200 kind of. 0:48:49.160 --> 0:48:53.080 Milk, And now they did it with Santa Claus and 0:48:53.120 --> 0:48:53.760 it just stuck. 0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:57.320 Do you think people give Santa almond milk skip? 0:48:58.040 --> 0:48:58.440 Maybe? 0:48:58.520 --> 0:49:01.080 Yeah, they do because on the samea clause she. 0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:05.279 Goes, it's soy, I'm lactose intolerant, and he's like, yes, 0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:06.399 the milk's gone bad. 0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:08.040 Do you remember Tim Allan? 0:49:08.440 --> 0:49:11.080 Oh? I don't remember, but that's great. 0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:13.759 Yeah, I'm sure some people don't have dairy in their 0:49:13.800 --> 0:49:16.200 homes and they do give, and I'm sure Santa's pissed 0:49:16.239 --> 0:49:17.279 off about it. 0:49:17.280 --> 0:49:18.520 It's not as creamy. 0:49:19.280 --> 0:49:21.680 Speaking of we need to get a cute plate and 0:49:21.880 --> 0:49:23.720 cut for Santa's milk and cookies. 0:49:23.880 --> 0:49:26.319 We have that, mom, and it's a grinch and it's 0:49:26.360 --> 0:49:31.000 in these are just likes to buy shit. 0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:31.879 That's fight shit. 0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:34.759 But it's sad because we have nowhere to put it now. 0:49:35.120 --> 0:49:38.200 No, we have plenty of places. It's in Palm Springs. 0:49:38.440 --> 0:49:41.360 It's a grinch plate. We'll put the cookies on it. 0:49:41.360 --> 0:49:44.680 It's fine, all right. This is where the stress comes though. 0:49:44.680 --> 0:49:47.239 This is what I'm hoping on this day, strong, this 0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:51.400 day I hope that you guys are having a a 0:49:51.640 --> 0:49:56.120 calm and easy time. I hope that today you can 0:49:56.200 --> 0:50:00.080 take a moment and just be grateful for the thing 0:50:00.239 --> 0:50:04.799 that are currently present in your life, because it can 0:50:04.840 --> 0:50:11.040 become incredibly stressful, especially if you have kids. I read 0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:15.000 that you know, families for the past few years are 0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:19.680 still struggling to make ends meet and when holidays approach 0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:22.160 and you have to spend money and make it special 0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:30.240 for your kids. Sorry, I don't know where that came from. 0:50:31.600 --> 0:50:36.440 I just hope that today can be. 0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:42.799 Just peaceful for everybody, because it does get stressful and 0:50:42.880 --> 0:50:46.359 as you get older and the times change, and you know, 0:50:46.760 --> 0:50:50.200 we look around and what we thought was going to 0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:56.480 be our life is not and it does get very 0:50:56.600 --> 0:51:00.600 very difficult as you get older. So I today no 0:51:00.640 --> 0:51:03.680 one punched anybody. I hope that you didn't have to 0:51:03.960 --> 0:51:06.920 communicate with anyone you didn't want to. You didn't have 0:51:06.960 --> 0:51:09.319 to make amends on this day. You just got to 0:51:09.400 --> 0:51:12.239 be with who you wanted to be with. You didn't 0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:15.000 worry about the freaking gifts. You didn't worry about if 0:51:15.320 --> 0:51:18.200 you know, Sally didn't get the gift that she wanted, 0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:21.960 And just try to be peaceful, put on a good song. 0:51:22.040 --> 0:51:25.080 Today is just about taking a freaking load off. You know, 0:51:25.160 --> 0:51:28.000 we're going into a new year and my hope for 0:51:28.120 --> 0:51:32.880 everybody is that brighter days come, less stressful days are 0:51:32.920 --> 0:51:35.319 ahead of you. And I don't know why, I just 0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:38.480 got emotional. That was really fucking out of left field. 0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:41.080 And for those of you who are listening to the 0:51:41.120 --> 0:51:46.600 podcast today, Mary mother effing Christmas, God bless you. If 0:51:46.600 --> 0:51:49.360 you don't believe in that, May or higher power, bless 0:51:49.400 --> 0:51:52.239 you on this day and moving forward and. 0:51:52.200 --> 0:51:53.560 Happy happy holidays. 0:51:54.200 --> 0:51:56.440 Thank you all for listening to another episode and they 0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:59.840 give them La La Podcast. Enjoy the rest of you 0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:03.279 a week and we'll catch you next week. 0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:07.799 Bye m HM.