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Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, my love. Yep, you can't get

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Speaker 3: You're welcome, best present ever for them?

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Speaker 2: Are you looking at the monitor?

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Speaker 4: Look at her dead stare staring at the monitors waiting

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Speaker 5: Well, she's right here.

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Speaker 2: I'm right here in the flesh.

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Speaker 5: Lease, that's why. And you're allowed to be like loose

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Speaker 5: and move your chair.

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Speaker 2: She's on camera last week.

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Speaker 1: Last week, you guys, she made an impromptu guest appearance

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Speaker 1: on the pod. She was on the couch watching ocean,

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Speaker 1: and she was sitting there luxurious and could not have

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Speaker 1: been more unfazed by being I love when you're chillen,

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Speaker 1: But the camera freaks her out, by the way.

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Speaker 2: You guys look a little tired this morning. How are

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Speaker 2: we feeling?

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Speaker 5: You feel like shit?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 5: I don't know? My eyes are discharging themselves.

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Speaker 6: E I'm going, I said, bros.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I'm still not awake with these eyeballs.

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Speaker 5: I feel awake, but my eyes don't.

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Speaker 1: What's the morning routine? Because you know, I just feel

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Speaker 5: To be one kind of you would you like to

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Speaker 4: It's walking out of your bedroom at eight point thirty

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Speaker 2: Can I just show you coffee? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But can I show you you guys will see this

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Speaker 1: on YouTube. But this is how my mother wakes up

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Speaker 2: Okay, do you.

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Speaker 5: Want to do the walk? Jack skelling in the morning morning?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, who is this? T rex.

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Speaker 5: Lee?

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Speaker 3: I don't want to contact in it.

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Speaker 2: It's more about not being able.

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Speaker 4: Well, then, why isn't that part of your morning routine?

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Speaker 4: Stretching stretching out it you do do?

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Speaker 5: She'l let's we'll give her grace on this one.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you what, wretch, Get out of bed,

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Speaker 3: Too much activity. Got to get my coffee in me first.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. This is how you do

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Speaker 2: a morning routine. Okay.

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Speaker 1: If you have to leave the house like today, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be on camera. Right, This is gonna be on

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Speaker 1: YouTube and you're gonna have to live with the fact

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Speaker 1: that you guys look like shit.

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Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 5: That's every week for Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 1: You wake up in the morning, you you put a

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm a fan of rotos, and.

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Speaker 1: I became obsessed with rotos when my very sexy Samoan

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Speaker 5: Rotos, they're stoners.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what persons that uses rotos that isn't

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Speaker 1: Well that I love or.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: Rotos is where it's at. And they have so many

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Speaker 5: Right yeah, and they all burn like hell.

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Speaker 2: It feels amazing.

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Speaker 1: Then you put a nice oil on the face, let

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Speaker 5: Do you want to know what it is? We need

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Speaker 3: Yep?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, let me get on that. Let me let

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Speaker 5: The We're moving to St. George. Did she not tell you?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Well, that's resolution in twenty twenty five to live in

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Speaker 1: I love how everyone's like my My manifestation is a

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Speaker 2: No, you guys. You guys like coming.

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Speaker 5: I really am going to get better at a morning routine.

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Speaker 1: I forgot to say that you also have to put

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Speaker 1: I'm drawn towards anything that has snail musine in it.

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Speaker 2: Look at my mom, She's like, I'm not doing.

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Speaker 4: But you put like like trout come on your face.

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Speaker 1: Right, trout come salm, Salmon's sperm, salmon com When you

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Speaker 5: You know how I felt when you were sliding out

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Speaker 2: I was like, there's just no way it really works.

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Speaker 3: Inducts.

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Speaker 2: I'm a product before, and.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you for Christmas beautiful, you are a

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Speaker 2: I believe is through products.

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Speaker 1: Like I feel when you're sitting there racking your brain

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Speaker 1: love anything that I can like put on that smells yummy,

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Speaker 4: Because I also need a nighttime routine because I do

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Speaker 5: Do you?

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Speaker 5: I do? Okay, that I do. That's why you look

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Speaker 3: And I like my vesseline around my eyes.

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Speaker 2: Well that's the game game changer.

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Speaker 3: Wrinkles.

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Speaker 5: What wrinkles?

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Speaker 2: Your face looks great.

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Speaker 1: So we were thinking about because it is Christmas Day,

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Speaker 2: In a backpack. I packed so well. I couldn't have

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Speaker 3: Because we had a washer and dryer.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so thanks to you. Thank you for the laundry.

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course, yes, Easton and I were like, how

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Speaker 1: There's we were opening it the wrong way, but there.

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Speaker 5: Was not on that side.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not a homemaker. No, you don't be rude.

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Speaker 1: Protected I've always said, like, I'm not a housewife, Like

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Speaker 1: But I know that Tesla just came out with a

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Speaker 1: All right, buy one of those save your pennies. So

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Speaker 1: I packed these pjs and we have this phenomenal uh.

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Speaker 2: We're here for two weeks. Literally the last week, I.

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Speaker 3: Kept saying we'll do it tomorrow. That was our motto.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we always say we'll do it tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: And then Easton comes in with shaming me because I

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Speaker 2: And what did you say to me? Easton?

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Speaker 5: I said, what are you a Mormon housewife?

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Speaker 5: But you're not a housewife. We've just discovered. So why

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Speaker 1: Because I thought it would be I just thought it

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Speaker 2: I have zero family photo.

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Speaker 4: I agree, but the only thing that I was picturing

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Speaker 5: It was very well and then that's all.

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Speaker 4: I walked into to every friend's home in Utah was

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Speaker 1: Photo with like twelve hundred kids, not just one family fother, no,

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Speaker 5: With Yeah, I love my family. I'm with you every day.

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Speaker 2: Or anywhere you walk into my house, You guys, there

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Speaker 5: As well as the decease.

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Speaker 3: And I've got even your do yours got her picture?

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Speaker 2: That's what I mean, the only.

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Speaker 5: And she goes Poppy and she kisses.

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Speaker 1: She also said to me the other day that Poppy

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Speaker 2: That, I was.

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Speaker 4: All yeah, and the color coordination like all white shirts

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Speaker 5: And I was like, and now we're doing flannel.

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Speaker 2: Or the Christmas pajamas.

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Speaker 3: Did we all look like you're in the headlights of it?

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Speaker 2: No, we all look great.

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Speaker 1: I just know what people will say if I were

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Speaker 2: They'd be like, look at her, she has like no

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Speaker 5: Two, we snuck a child.

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Speaker 6: We've spent money on a pass we did every day

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Speaker 2: But it's okay. So we get in. Then we decide let's.

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Speaker 1: He's like, we have to get our tickets scanned again.

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Speaker 5: Trying to tell her she's too.

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Speaker 1: So people are gonna be like, great, Laa'm teaching her

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, no, we're not trying to sneak another kid,

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Speaker 3: We're just thinking it's not She took it for herself

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Speaker 1: If she made it much more difficult, no, she made

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Speaker 4: She totally forgot about the one we were sneaking in.

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Speaker 3: Should we feel guilty, No, we bought.

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Speaker 5: A damn ticket.

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Speaker 1: Don't blackout so many days and a thousand dollars on

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Speaker 2: Mom, No, I don't feel guilty.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, you know what I wish we would have

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Speaker 2: Well, that would be too on the ball.

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Speaker 6: It's annoying to me that you spend money on a

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they always have another way to get in,

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Speaker 2: So this is what I loved about this round of Disney.

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Speaker 1: We were Easton and I were able to ride like

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Speaker 2: Right, so we get on too.

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Speaker 1: It needs to be Tower of Terror and it's now

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Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no, that was Guardians.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm getting the two confused. Yes, on Guardians.

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Speaker 1: This guy is talking to his friend and his girlfriend

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Speaker 2: Go get snacks.

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Speaker 4: Why they wait, It's that he was talking to his

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Speaker 1: Okay, and we're right behind them, you guys. She leaves

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Speaker 1: talking about how he's gonna propose to her at Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no like coming out like

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Speaker 3: Can I say something always?

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Speaker 6: I don't like when people propose on a holiday, like, Oh, that's.

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Speaker 5: Because that takes away an anniversary day from.

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Speaker 6: Well, it takes away at present, a present, like here's

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Speaker 5: This is.

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Speaker 2: This is how Lisa looks at it.

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Speaker 6: No, it's not the cheap way out. It's like I

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Speaker 2: You want it to be two separate days.

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Speaker 3: Okay, God, rest not on your birthday.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to get engaged on my birthday because

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Speaker 3: I got an engagement present for your dad?

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Speaker 2: What was it?

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Speaker 1: A horse that's ballers. Where is Tucson now?

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Speaker 6: Tucson went to Montana and this was how many years ago?

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Speaker 6: So Tucson is no longer with it?

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Speaker 2: Damn all right, that's a great gift. You're spoiled, but

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Speaker 1: I can't be like, I'm gonna buy my future fiance

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Speaker 5: How often did you ride the horse a lot.

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Speaker 3: And I'm getting another horse. But that's it.

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Speaker 5: We heard that last year. We'll see.

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Speaker 1: But how wild that when the woman returns Easton and

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Speaker 1: I could have just fucked shit.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah she returned, No me, No, but it was.

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Speaker 7: other and I go, we could fuck this up right now,

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Speaker 1: Goes, I I was stereo that. I'm like, I could

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Speaker 1: ring's gorgeous. I'm so excited for you to get engaged.

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Speaker 5: I was almost, yeah. If I like the shoes, they

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Speaker 2: I wanted the icy she brought back, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: Were going Ici?

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Speaker 2: They had icis and it was like a lemonade type thing.

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Speaker 5: Again.

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Speaker 1: What I also learned during Christmas time at Disneyland is

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Speaker 1: Lisa is not allowed to hat shop on her own.

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Speaker 2: Y'all.

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Speaker 1: We go on Indiana Jones and while we're doing that,

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Speaker 2: It is so cute, I know.

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Speaker 6: But I have two other opinions on it, and they

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Speaker 5: Well, I would have said that to my friend's mom too.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't have.

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Speaker 1: I would have never done that to someone because she

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Speaker 4: Literally, I could, I could three fingers behind her head.

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Speaker 5: That's how too big of it, you know.

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Speaker 3: But I think that's how I wear my hat.

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Speaker 1: That's why they're always cooked though. Mom, it's like embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: You walk out, You've got food around your mouth, you

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Speaker 1: got a crooked hat. You're a fucking mess at all times.

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Speaker 3: It's today.

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Speaker 1: No, thank god, because you had on this exact hat

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Speaker 1: it on your head and think this feels.

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Speaker 6: Good because it's lightweight and doesn't it's not constraining or

454
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Speaker 6: whatever the word.

455
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Speaker 1: No, she'll be like she's got a crooked hat. She's like,

456
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Speaker 1: do I have sleepies in my eyes? And like you've

457
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:28,399
Speaker 1: got a grill full of chocolate in your teeth in

458
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Speaker 1: the creases.

459
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Speaker 2: Get it together and then go to it. I can't see.

460
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Speaker 6: I can't see, but you know what that reminds me

461
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:40,600
Speaker 6: of your dad? No? No, I mean never when. And

462
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,359
Speaker 6: I don't know if I've told you this story, but

463
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,879
Speaker 6: Dad and I went to a salad bar pizza place

464
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 6: before we went to a movie, and all of a sudden,

465
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Speaker 6: my throat starts itching and my eyes and we're watching

466
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,400
Speaker 6: the movie and the lights come on and I licked

467
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,880
Speaker 6: at him and said, do I need lipstick? And he goes,

468
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,439
Speaker 6: you need to put your glasses on, and my face

469
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 6: had an allergic reaction and I had to go on steroids.

470
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 3: My face was like everything was swollen and huge.

471
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,360
Speaker 5: You couldn't feel your mouth anything.

472
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Speaker 3: What did you say something?

473
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Speaker 6: You're just getting bigger through the Moon Hills when they

474
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Speaker 6: had theaters there.

475
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 2: You want to know what's crazy, though, is that Dad?

476
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 1: Like if someone looked at me, I would never be like, girl,

477
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 1: put your glasses on.

478
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 2: I'd be like, we got to get you a benadryl.

479
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 1: No, but I wouldn't really worry about the glasses or

480
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Speaker 1: anything like that.

481
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 2: I'd be like, we have to go to the er, right.

482
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 2: But Dad wanted you to look pretty.

483
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,479
Speaker 1: On the way out, He's like, bitch, I married your

484
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 1: for your looks, certainly not for your cooking. Put them

485
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Speaker 1: glasses on. We'll deal with the allergic reaction later.

486
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Speaker 5: Walking out like a blowfish?

487
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 3: Were you? Can?

488
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 1: I tell you something on the note of my sweet dad.

489
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 1: Dad stroke Lily. So you guys know that Lily Lily

490
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: had a stroke and before Christmas.

491
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Speaker 3: I not we're not laughing about it. We felt really

492
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 3: bad when she and it happened.

493
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 2: I was devastated. I was sobbing.

494
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 1: I was about to give birth to Sosa in a

495
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 1: week and my dog had a stroke and I thought

496
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Speaker 1: this is going to be the most horrific time of

497
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Speaker 1: my life. Lily has been here since I was twenty

498
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 1: one years old, been at every apartment with me, been

499
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: when she first moved out to LA. She went to

500
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Speaker 1: every party with me, been with me since I was

501
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 1: a drunk, through sobriety each I was like, I looked

502
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: at her. I said, girl, you better not go anywhere

503
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 1: because Sosa has to have you like period.

504
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 3: We all do.

505
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 5: Of course, did you not see that?

506
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 2: I know, because she can't make it up the stairs anymore.

507
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 5: But the pit bulls, did you not see them? When

508
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 5: she finally.

509
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 2: Got home, they were all so excited.

510
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 5: Oh, they went outside and were jumping. They love her.

511
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, she had this stroke back in September, right, and

512
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: I know this sounds disgusting, but she hasn't been able

513
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 1: to stand, so I haven't been able to groom her.

514
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 1: So what I do is I take her in the

515
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 1: backyard and I sprits her down with a yummy smell

516
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: and brush through her. So finally she's been like she's

517
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 1: getting a little pep in her stuff, although she is old.

518
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,120
Speaker 2: So we take her to the groomer.

519
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: Right before Christmas, so she has a nice Christmas glow

520
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 1: and a Christmas bath.

521
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 2: And they call it took like twelve hours.

522
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they called, and I get to go get

523
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 4: her so I can get her into the car. But

524
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 4: so I get her and this nice lady is just

525
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 4: telling me all about it.

526
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 5: We tipper.

527
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 4: And after I tipp her, she's like, thank you so much,

528
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 4: And she was like she was great, she did amazing.

529
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 4: She could only stand for so long. When I put

530
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 4: her in the tub, she did poop.

531
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 5: And right when she's so shit in the tub. Yeah,

532
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 5: shit in the tub.

533
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 4: And so right when she said that, I reached into

534
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 4: my pocket and handed her another twenty.

535
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 5: I thought, for your troubles.

536
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 3: Well, I want him to take her again.

537
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 4: Well that's why I was like, we're gonna take I

538
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 4: did tell her. I was like, every time, will take

539
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 4: care of you for doing her.

540
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 2: Oh wait, did you tell her that?

541
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 5: Yeah?

542
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 4: I was like, we love you because I believe her

543
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 4: name is Phoenix. She's done adi no, whatever she does,

544
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 4: we had to take care of her. But I did

545
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 4: tell her that, and she was like, I love all

546
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 4: of your dogs.

547
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 5: So she made me feel good about.

548
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: It, and she groomed lily before this stroke. They were

549
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: wondering where she had been.

550
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 5: She even asked.

551
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,199
Speaker 4: She was like, I was wondering where Lily was, and

552
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 4: it's nice when you walk in and they just know, yeah.

553
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 5: And how is Lily? And so she was like, we

554
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 5: were wondering. So I told her that she had a stroke.

555
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 5: And then she even said she was like, I didn't

556
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 5: blow dryer because she didn't love the blow drying in

557
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,360
Speaker 5: her face and I didn't. Well that's what I said.

558
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,679
Speaker 3: I was stressful for her.

559
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 4: She had a stroke, so let's not stress her anymore.

560
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 4: But yeah, she's ship in the tub and.

561
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: Ah, but she looks gorgeous. She had a Christmas pep

562
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 2: in her stuff too. When she walked in.

563
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 3: She was she was feeling herself for sure.

564
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was Christmas.

565
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 2: Oh she was Christmas slaying her little laptop, wasn't she?

566
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 1: Did you guys see that Melissa Gorga launched her Sprinkle.

567
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 2: Cookies cookie line.

568
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: No, yeah, So to break this down easton the very

569
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: beginning of I think it was like season three maybe

570
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: two that Melissa Gorga came on to Real Housewives of

571
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: New Jersey and it was this big thing that during Christmas,

572
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: the Gorgas went to the Jude's house and Melissa Gorga

573
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: brought Sprinkle cookies and Teresa was so offended. She's like,

574
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: I like Canoli's, you know, I would bring like a

575
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: conole or maybe like and she talks about like another

576
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 1: Italian cookie.

577
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 2: She goes, I couldn't believe she brought Sprinkle cookies. I

578
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: threw them in the trash.

579
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: And it has lived on this long, right, I think

580
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: they're on season like fourteen fifteen, So that shows how

581
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: long it was an iconic.

582
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 5: It's been a decade plus.

583
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 1: Yes, So Melissa Gorga has launched her Sprinkle Cookie line,

584
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 1: which I was like, oh my gosh, like, what a

585
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: great idea.

586
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 2: Number one. They do look so good.

587
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 3: Well, I love sprinkle cookies.

588
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 5: You love all cooks. I think you love a sweet

589
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 5: Why I tell you?

590
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, how amazing to take because Christmas time a

591
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: really big thing to do is like cookie exchanges.

592
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 3: Right, yes, be a part of a cookie exchange? Wait?

593
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 2: What oh back in pair blossom.

594
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: Pair blossom circle?

595
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: Baby, wait you would make cookies to go to that?

596
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 5: How many people? Is it like a book club but

597
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 5: with cookies?

598
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

599
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, everyone makes their own cookie and brings them.

600
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 3: Okay, it's the recipe.

601
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 6: And then yeah, you come with the recipe and you

602
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 6: get to you have to make like six if there's

603
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 6: six people, you have to make six dozen, or if

604
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 6: there's twelve people, twelve dozen. Yeah, but then we start

605
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 6: cutting it down. So I want to tell you my story. Wait,

606
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 6: tell me all right. So I had this cookie exchange.

607
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 6: It was on a Sunday. Dad and I had gone

608
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 6: out Saturday night till all hours of the night. So

609
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 6: I start around midnight to make my cookies and I'm

610
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 6: using my family's Cromarty piekands to make those lace kind

611
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 6: of cookies, and I'm so excited about it. First batch

612
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 6: comes out, didn't turn out, second batch didn't turn out.

613
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 6: It is like literally two o'clock in the morning, and

614
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 6: the cookie exchanges the next morning at eleven. So I'm crap,

615
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 6: what am I going to do? The stores are closed. Well,

616
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 6: I had Pillsbury the slice and baked cookies, so I

617
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 6: made those in the oven and then I melted chocolate

618
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 6: and dipped them and put a pecan on the top

619
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 6: and I took those.

620
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 5: Day. Was like, these are the best cookies I've ever heard.

621
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 3: He told his wife feature to get the recipe.

622
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 2: Recip did you say it, I said aloud.

623
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 5: I said, it's.

624
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: A family secret.

625
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 2: Well, it's the whole purpose of the cookie exchange.

626
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 4: It's just bring a dozen for each person, as well

627
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 4: as the recipe.

628
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 5: And you just fucking didn't make cookies. You just baked pimate.

629
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 6: I just kind of tossed it off, like, oh, I'll

630
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 6: get you the recipe, but I didn't.

631
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 5: You were invited back.

632
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 6: My dear friend came along with me because I got

633
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 6: her invited, and she made these.

634
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 4: Like was it like a little loaf of bread, like

635
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 4: a banana bread loaf?

636
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the size, and she.

637
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 6: Kind of like this big like little tiny squares and

638
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 6: she didn't get invited back.

639
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 3: They said she was.

640
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 2: What didn't I call it? If you guys were filming

641
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Sally.

642
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: At that time, that would have been like the biggest

643
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: storyline of this season.

644
00:28:59,480 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 5: I can.

645
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 4: You ask your friend if she was going through the

646
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 4: same experience of you at three am andies not turning out,

647
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 4: Maybe she was like, fucking all I have.

648
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 5: Truly, did she bring a recipe?

649
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 3: They're too rich recipe yesterday?

650
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 5: Did you bring a recipe?

651
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: Probably that's probably what happened to the others didn't turn

652
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: out and she loved her.

653
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 5: You just think she just got up and nine and

654
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 5: baked that and said fuck it.

655
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 3: Wait, you were too rich A lot? Little pad did well?

656
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 5: Did it? So?

657
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 3: What child would have liked to have had more?

658
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 5: Well?

659
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: You would always like to out more. Do you have

660
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: a whole box something to take home?

661
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 6: And my but you know what, my cookies were usually

662
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 6: better than everyone else's, and I'm like, damn, I gotta

663
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 6: take these what I'd rather just take my own homes.

664
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 5: Things like like you're bitching about.

665
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 3: Print cookie or whatever, something.

666
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 5: That's just not out of the packet. You're bitching about it.

667
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 5: I want my own. Okay, go home and open the

668
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 5: cookies thing and throw them in. It wasn't like you

669
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 5: were hard at work.

670
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 6: You know what I could have done, thinking about it,

671
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 6: I could have double dip oreos chocolate Oreos.

672
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: Well, that would have said I would have done it,

673
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: and those are hella good. Could have done peanut butter

674
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: and then dipped it in the chocolate and hardened people

675
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: would have I mean, technically that's homemade to me, Yeah, that's.

676
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 5: Totally homemade melting chocolate.

677
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 2: Yes, I made them at home.

678
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 3: Hey, they sell them at Candy Stories. For a lot

679
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 3: of money.

680
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 2: Oh so fuck, let's not even do it on our own.

681
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: Let's just go buy them. By the way, nothing slaps

682
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: like an oreo or a Milano. I would much rather

683
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: have that at a cookie exchange. The raspberry thumb prints

684
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: that you were talking about.

685
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 5: What's a raspberry thumb print?

686
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: The fact that there's a thumb that's involved, is that's

687
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: what I do?

688
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 5: Is it like you're just.

689
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 2: Finger banging these cookies before you.

690
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 5: Delivered them to my mouth.

691
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 4: I don't trust people's kitchens, and if they were just

692
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 4: pushing these raspberries into the kitchener.

693
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,239
Speaker 1: I was always confused by the school when they were like,

694
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: please buy things at the store, don't bring homemade snacks,

695
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: And I was like, homemade snacks? Who the hell would

696
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: ever like make anything at home?

697
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 3: Walling, you have to question people's kitchens.

698
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 4: Maybe they're not I can't throw up, But yeah, when

699
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 4: I worked in offices and we had like pot lucks

700
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 4: and stuff, I never ate anything.

701
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 2: Wait, can I tell you, guys?

702
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 5: Can I tell you don't trust you? And I know

703
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 5: the look I.

704
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 4: See the inside of your car, If that's any indication

705
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 4: of your home, you can fuck off.

706
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: No, you guys, I totally agree, because can I tell

707
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: you something there during Christmas time, I was probably in

708
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: the first grade, and we went to the Lion House

709
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: and I was telling land in this story yesterday, you guys,

710
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: Apparently the Lion House is Brigham Young's. It was Brigham

711
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: Young's house. He's like with him and all his wives, right,

712
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: like fifty fifty in this house, you guys. And we

713
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: were we were doing something. The memory is a little

714
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: bit hazy except for what followed. They had us doing

715
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: like Susie homemaker shit, like they were teaching us to

716
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: be like domestic people like home.

717
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 2: Yes, but it wasn't school. This was like a thing.

718
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: So I was in charge of doing dishes and I

719
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: was like dressed up, I had tights on, and I

720
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: had to use the bathroom so badly. And this woman

721
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,959
Speaker 1: was like, we had just eaten whatever, you know, Sally

722
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: had made us, and I was in charge of doing the.

723
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 2: Dishes after and there was like a pile of them.

724
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 3: What a horrible job.

725
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 5: For a seven year old.

726
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're teaching me how to get a husband.

727
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 6: I don't know if i'd trust eating off those seven

728
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 6: year old wash dishes.

729
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: You because do you want to know what followed as

730
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: I did the dishes, what I did? I peed all

731
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: over the floor the room.

732
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: I tights myself.

733
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 3: That's sad. She didn't let you go to the bathroom.

734
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 2: I didn't ask, Oh, you know what.

735
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: I You know, at that age you kind of get

736
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: embarrassed to be like, can I go to the bathroom.

737
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 4: I'll never forget when I was in third grade, a

738
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 4: little boy in front of me, I'll never forget he

739
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 4: peed in his.

740
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 5: Chair and he got up. They let him go, but

741
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 5: I'll never forget like after he got up, just the

742
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 5: wetness and then the chair just full disgusting.

743
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: No memories, No, but Mom, you were there and drove

744
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 1: me home, and I remember just feeling so.

745
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 2: Itchy, and you didn't even tell you. I didn't even

746
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 2: tell you.

747
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 5: I went home.

748
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta get these fucking time.

749
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 5: How did you not smell the urine in.

750
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 3: The I don't have a good smeller even back then.

751
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 5: So you've never had.

752
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 2: Lisa was just born with poor eyesight, no smell.

753
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: It's just But then after I learned it was Brigham

754
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 1: Young's house with all of his wives, I'm like, how

755
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: appropriate that I just peed on the floor.

756
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 5: If you would have known that you made it, you

757
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,959
Speaker 5: would have pulled the lily too.

758
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 2: I think it's hysterical.

759
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: Okay, So the theme of now that we've bantered for

760
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: a full forty minute, I wanted to know because everyone's like, what.

761
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 2: Are Christmas traditions?

762
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 5: No?

763
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 1: I want to know who fucked up on Christmas? So

764
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: the first uh I posted on the graand people wrote

765
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: in really funny. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time,

766
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: but it's funny now. Christmas feuds I remember the very

767
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: first time I realized Christmas wasn't magical any longer.

768
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: Lisa, what happened?

769
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 6: So we're at my mother in law's house with all

770
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 6: of the uncles, aunts, cousins, and I go and sit

771
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 6: down across from one of the cousins and she's talking

772
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 6: about moving and I said, Oh, where are you moving?

773
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 6: She says, Saint George to the condo. We have to know,

774
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 6: my husband and his brother owned a condo together in

775
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 6: Saint George, which was a vacation getaway for me. She's

776
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 6: moving in unbeknownst to me, Like Dad didn't tell me, right,

777
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 6: I was furious.

778
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 5: Now you.

779
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 2: I was, I think in high school.

780
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: I was definitely in high school because I remember my

781
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: one of my best friends was a really like she

782
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 1: had a really cool style of painting, and I had

783
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: her paint a horsehead for.

784
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 3: Lisa, which is in Saint George by the way.

785
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: While I was like, I I'm gonna give her this

786
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: gift and like Christmas is fucking ruined, and that was

787
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: like a stage where like Dad was just like king

788
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: of like not telling Mom anything.

789
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: So this was just the cherry on top of like

790
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 2: the shit cake. Do you put cherries on cake?

791
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 3: Icing? The ship?

792
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 2: Icing on the cake?

793
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 6: Cherry on top is usually on a Sunday. But anyway,

794
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 6: going back to the.

795
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 5: Leave it to her for her sweets.

796
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 6: Yes, I was so mad that I had friends that

797
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 6: lived across the street. Lauren and I went trapesing over

798
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 6: there and we got knocker. The rest of the afternoon

799
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 6: we just hung out over there.

800
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 5: It got lit. Yeah, where was I You.

801
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 3: Were with the cousins fuck and your dad?

802
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, because dad was not invited to the friend to

803
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 6: the friend get together over it across the street.

804
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 2: No, you're stuck here with the mos man.

805
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna go get lit because what we did yes

806
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: time out for you.

807
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 2: No, it was super messed up.

808
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: And that was the first year that I realized like, wow,

809
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: Christmas Day can be stressful and shit can go south.

810
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 6: And we hadn't opened our gift chat. We were going

811
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 6: to Grandma's for breakfast, then going home to up and gifts. No,

812
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 6: I know, super fun.

813
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't fun at all. I got you a bench,

814
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 2: I got.

815
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: You a bench for where your bed was, and then

816
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: I got you the horsehead painting and it was like

817
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: not even I was like, wow, the first year that

818
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: I've like put thought and time and money into gifts

819
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: and we can't even enjoy them because of it was

820
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: just so depressing.

821
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 4: I think it was depressing because reopened gifts, so it's

822
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 4: no matter what.

823
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 2: No, it was depressing because of the condo situation.

824
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 5: It was home.

825
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: But now mom years later went and bought her own

826
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: condo and now that horse painting is in that house.

827
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 2: Symbolic full circle moment.

828
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: It was Dad's favorite place to be Palm Springs or

829
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: Saint George's like the equivalent of Palm Springs.

830
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, but just to call it the other Palmspring. That's

831
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 6: how they did.

832
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 5: Other Palm Springs. And it is but speaking of paintings in.

833
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 4: There every time I go and I don't know why

834
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 4: you thought to put it here, but in the in

835
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 4: the primary bedroom, you go into the bathroom and as

836
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 4: you take a leak, standing up, there's a picture that

837
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 4: says enjoy the little things. And me and my dad

838
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 4: talk about it, well, talked about it so often and

839
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 4: it is still up, and every time I'm just like,

840
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 4: all right, well.

841
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: I know, like every time a man is taking he's

842
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: like holding his dick.

843
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 4: Holding my dick, ping, and then it's like, well, I'm

844
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 4: doing this, I guess I'll read what's in front of me.

845
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 5: Enjoy the little things. It's like and I looked at like,

846
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 5: I didn't.

847
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 4: Know you had a camera in here, but I guess

848
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 4: more to have.

849
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 5: This person cute somewhere else. We're moving it.

850
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: One person's family feud.

851
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: We had to call all the bars to get our

852
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: parents and uncle's home so we could open press that

853
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: that is a movie.

854
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 5: That is that, that's the Grizzwold.

855
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: I was like, that's fucking iconic, waking up being like

856
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 1: where is everyone? They just fucked up at the bar

857
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: down the street, and then they had to call all

858
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: of them to locate the family uncle before food is served.

859
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: He'd pack up leftovers for weekly meals before everyone ate.

860
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 5: I'd hit him in his head. Yeah, so like you

861
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 5: made your house.

862
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 4: You maybe didn't get food because he needed food for

863
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 4: next one.

864
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 2: So he would like go through and pack up very comfortable.

865
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: I think someone needs to go awareness is crazy. The

866
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,760
Speaker 1: uncle was jobless or something like are you okay? Because

867
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: that doesn't seem normal or they just don't care. But like,

868
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: I think it's important to teach people like you never

869
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 1: go back for even seconds until everyone is eaten. Yes,

870
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: got into it with my ex husband because he gifted

871
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: me pre owned Lubetants first pair I ever got, first

872
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: pair ever.

873
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,720
Speaker 2: I'm funny about second hand shoes.

874
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, shoes don't I don't stuff scuffed bottoms, weird

875
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: feet in the foot. Yeah, second hand shoes, second hand hats,

876
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: it ain't happening.

877
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 2: It's a no go.

878
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 4: That's like, yeah, that's like getting secondhand like secondhand underwear.

879
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 2: I think so too.

880
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 5: Yeah not for me. Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten you that.

881
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: My brother got so mad he threw the huge cooked

882
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: turkey at the Christmas tree.

883
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 3: No dinner is ruined.

884
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: That's like such a dinner is served. Let me tell

885
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: you that is a Clark Grizzly moment. Holy shit, where's

886
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: the tilet?

887
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 5: All right?

888
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 1: Yes, that's fucking awesome. Now, I bet in the moment

889
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: it was kind of disoriented.

890
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I.

891
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 3: Wonder why he felt the need to throw the trees.

892
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 4: His mom was probably like poking at him and pushing

893
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 4: all the wrong buttons.

894
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 5: Have a dad.

895
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: So my dad called my maternal grandmother a bitch, and

896
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: my grandfather's squared up with him.

897
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 2: Yo, that's pretty awesome.

898
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.

899
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 6: I think tensions can run high during the holidays, really.

900
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're all broken stressed.

901
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: Christmas is extremely stressful, and I think there's so much

902
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: pressure on the day that if you're feeling off, because

903
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 1: there are mornings you wake up and you feel off,

904
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 1: and sometimes as you get older, those days are right

905
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: on Christmas and you're like fuck yeah.

906
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 5: Right, yeah.

907
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 4: Because the girl who said I'm broken stressed, you should

908
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 4: take you. You should just gift that to everybody with you.

909
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:41,959
Speaker 2: My gosh, it's so good.

910
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, whoever wrote in on the last one that said

911
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 4: I'm broken stressed, print that out.

912
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 5: Give it to everybody with a picture of you. Smiling

913
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 5: and the thumbs up.

914
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 4: I promise you I would frame or dated and that

915
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 4: would be the best present I had ever.

916
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 5: That's I would fucking die.

917
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 3: I think so too. Or just give a a picture

918
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 3: of yourself.

919
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. But not that says I'm broken,

920
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 5: then you smiling? Those iconic.

921
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 2: Mother in law's equal monsters.

922
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm not going to put this person's name when we

923
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: post all of these things because I don't want her

924
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: mother in law to know that I've never had an

925
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: actual mother in law. Do you agree, mom, that mother

926
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: in laws can be monsters.

927
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 3: I wouldn't refer to mine as a monster.

928
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 2: What would you refer to her as a monster?

929
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 5: Like the cheese?

930
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 3: We were just.

931
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 6: Different different, Yes, very they were Mormon. I was not

932
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 6: a Mormon, like we just had different upbringings.

933
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: Yes, you were looked at as like the devil, oh.

934
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 3: Black sheep, the red.

935
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 2: The words. You were more of the black goat, you.

936
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 4: Know, sad you were more like the out of place bull.

937
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, the bull in the train didn't like you.

938
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: And it's fine.

939
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: I haven't spoken to my mom in six months, no contact,

940
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 1: but she will be at family Christmas.

941
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: That's today. She's there with her right now. I want

942
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: to know what goes down.

943
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 5: Please write back in because here what I don't like

944
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 5: that feeling.

945
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 2: I don't either. I'd avoid I would definitely.

946
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 4: But then avoiding makes it awkward and for other people

947
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 4: because if you're talking to the mom and then she

948
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 4: says something, you're put in this like the circle of tension.

949
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 5: So at some point.

950
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 4: They do need to just figure it out, because you

951
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 4: can't ruin everybody else's holiday with your tension.

952
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: Well, the only thing worse than having tension with someone

953
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 1: is going with someone who has tension with someone.

954
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,439
Speaker 5: That's the worst.

955
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 2: Second Hand tension is really intent.

956
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 5: It's the worst.

957
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: My dad was caught cheating on my mom and beat

958
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: up by her brothers. Dad did not tell his family

959
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: anything other than my mom has beat him up.

960
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 2: So all day my mom sat with.

961
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: A smile as my dad sat there bruised and broken,

962
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: and the whole family was confused.

963
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 5: Well, where were the brothers that beat him up smiling

964
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 5: with the mom? Probably or at a different party, you

965
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 5: fucking piece of ships.

966
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 6: No, I wouldn't feel well, he wouldn't even be allowed

967
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 6: at those festivities.

968
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 5: I've seen videos on like a nine of of like.

969
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 4: The sons of moms beating the ship out of the

970
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 4: dude who like beat the mom.

971
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 1: And you can see like a lot of fist fights

972
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: on Christmas, a lot of fist fights.

973
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 5: Do you think they were at the other house, not

974
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 5: the mom's house with the uncles that beat him up.

975
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 5: They're at his.

976
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 4: Family's house because family wondering, like what's going on with him?

977
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 5: And he's like, oh, well, she beat me up.

978
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: Probably, But in my mind, they're all sitting around the

979
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: dinner table and the dad has like a black eye

980
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: and like a bruised lip and maybe like cast double casted.

981
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 5: They're passing him, can't even eat.

982
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: While the rest of the family is just all smiles,

983
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: not giving one ship about ted, and.

984
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 5: They're sitting right next to him acting all night nothing's

985
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 5: ever happened.

986
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: Exactly one year, my sister and I got into a

987
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: full blown fistfight.

988
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 2: She punched me first, I finished it. Damn you guys.

989
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: I can't imagine just being like, it's Christmas, I'm gonna

990
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: go punch my sister in the face.

991
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 2: You never know, Well, obviously.

992
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: There's tension, but in my mind I have a scenario

993
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: that's happening, you know, obvious happened, Lauren, you don't say clearly.

994
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: So before we sign off, I was very interested. I

995
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: love you, Mom coow Bella.

996
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: My friend gave me this hat.

997
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 2: It's cute. She gave it to you for Christmas. I

998
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 2: love it.

999
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: So I was very curious. We were on the subject

1000
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: of milk. Okay, last night for some odd reason. I

1001
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: was like, milk is so fucking weird an ocean. Now

1002
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: she used to love a milky. Now I can't get

1003
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: her to drink milk. And Landen says to me, you

1004
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: know that, like milk was on this huge campaign of

1005
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: like it makes your bones stronger, and like calcium does

1006
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: you good.

1007
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 2: Like you guys remember got Milk.

1008
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 8: It was strictly for milk, not even a company, just milk,

1009
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 8: not even a specific brand of milk, milk in itself, right,

1010
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 8: And they have like a listers with like milk milk's

1011
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 8: mustaches and like jeans and white little cutoff.

1012
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 5: Teeth with their mustache looking.

1013
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: Sexy with a glass of milk.

1014
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 3: And it was like, got milk, And.

1015
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, I remember my dad saying if I didn't

1016
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: drink milk that like I would have breaky bones. Okay,

1017
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: And Landon said no, it was like strictly a ploy.

1018
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: It was like, how do we get people? We got

1019
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: all this cows. We've really messed up here. How do

1020
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: we get people to drink milk? And I was like, oh,

1021
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: that's so interesting. So I was thinking last night, I'm like, okay,

1022
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: I need to remember that when we get to Palm Springs,

1023
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: I gotta get the cookie in the milk for Santa.

1024
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, milk again.

1025
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 1: What where did that start? To leave milk and cookies

1026
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: for Santa Claus? So I google this, I google why.

1027
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: So there's a Dutch connection that in the past, the

1028
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: Netherlands would celebrate Christmas on December sixth, so on December fifth,

1029
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: the kids would leave out their shoes and wake up

1030
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: to their shoes being filled with treats. This would change

1031
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 1: over time and eventually lead to children leaving out cookies

1032
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 1: and milk for Santa instead. And I think I remember

1033
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: he goes by Center Claus. There's the Great Depression connection.

1034
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: In a time when many families struggled, Christmas was a

1035
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: bright spot. The families would ask their children to leave

1036
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: out milk and cookies for Santa to thank him for

1037
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: bringing gifts.

1038
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 2: This one doesn't make much sense to me. We're in

1039
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 2: the Great Depression.

1040
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: People are struggling to buy anything, and if they got

1041
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: milk and cookies, I think they're keeping it for themselves,

1042
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: not giving it to Santa Claus.

1043
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 2: And then comes we're back to.

1044
00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 1: The gaut milk, the dairy connection, similar to the Christmas

1045
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: pickle tradition.

1046
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. Didn't care to look

1047
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 2: it up because it's not about that.

1048
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: This theory mentions that leaving milk and cookies out for

1049
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: Santa was a marketing ploy. The dairy industry was struggling

1050
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: in the early twentieth century, So how do you raise

1051
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 1: sales well by marketing that Santa drinks milk with cookies?

1052
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 5: That blew my mind. That adds up that that's the

1053
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 5: one that makes the most sense.

1054
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 3: Dude, Are we gonna put water in cookies now?

1055
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 5: No?

1056
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: No, I'm still giving him milk. But I wanted to

1057
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: know where that came from. And then it just it

1058
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: kind of piggybacked off of what Landon was saying.

1059
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 5: I'm like, just marketing.

1060
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: It's not like the gut milk was for Horizon or

1061
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 1: like Albertson's brand. It was strictly to get us to

1062
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: think that we needed to go out and buy any

1063
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: kind of.

1064
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 2: Milk, And now they did it with Santa Claus and

1065
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 2: it just stuck.

1066
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 5: Do you think people give Santa almond milk skip?

1067
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 3: Maybe?

1068
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do because on the samea clause she.

1069
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: Goes, it's soy, I'm lactose intolerant, and he's like, yes,

1070
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 1: the milk's gone bad.

1071
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 2: Do you remember Tim Allan?

1072
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 5: Oh? I don't remember, but that's great.

1073
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure some people don't have dairy in their

1074
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: homes and they do give, and I'm sure Santa's pissed

1075
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: off about it.

1076
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 2: It's not as creamy.

1077
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 6: Speaking of we need to get a cute plate and

1078
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 6: cut for Santa's milk and cookies.

1079
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: We have that, mom, and it's a grinch and it's

1080
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: in these are just likes to buy shit.

1081
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 2: That's fight shit.

1082
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 3: But it's sad because we have nowhere to put it now.

1083
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: No, we have plenty of places. It's in Palm Springs.

1084
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: It's a grinch plate. We'll put the cookies on it.

1085
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: It's fine, all right. This is where the stress comes though.

1086
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: This is what I'm hoping on this day, strong, this

1087
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: day I hope that you guys are having a a

1088
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: calm and easy time. I hope that today you can

1089
00:49:56,200 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: take a moment and just be grateful for the thing

1090
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: that are currently present in your life, because it can

1091
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: become incredibly stressful, especially if you have kids. I read

1092
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: that you know, families for the past few years are

1093
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: still struggling to make ends meet and when holidays approach

1094
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: and you have to spend money and make it special

1095
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 1: for your kids. Sorry, I don't know where that came from.

1096
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 2: I just hope that today can be.

1097
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 1: Just peaceful for everybody, because it does get stressful and

1098
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: as you get older and the times change, and you know,

1099
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: we look around and what we thought was going to

1100
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: be our life is not and it does get very

1101
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: very difficult as you get older. So I today no

1102
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: one punched anybody. I hope that you didn't have to

1103
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: communicate with anyone you didn't want to. You didn't have

1104
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: to make amends on this day. You just got to

1105
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: be with who you wanted to be with. You didn't

1106
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: worry about the freaking gifts. You didn't worry about if

1107
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: you know, Sally didn't get the gift that she wanted,

1108
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: And just try to be peaceful, put on a good song.

1109
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: Today is just about taking a freaking load off. You know,

1110
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: we're going into a new year and my hope for

1111
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: everybody is that brighter days come, less stressful days are

1112
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: ahead of you. And I don't know why, I just

1113
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: got emotional. That was really fucking out of left field.

1114
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: And for those of you who are listening to the

1115
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: podcast today, Mary mother effing Christmas, God bless you. If

1116
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: you don't believe in that, May or higher power, bless

1117
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: you on this day and moving forward and.

1118
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 2: Happy happy holidays.

1119
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: Thank you all for listening to another episode and they

1120
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: give them La La Podcast. Enjoy the rest of you

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Speaker 1: a week and we'll catch you next week.

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Speaker 2: Bye m HM.