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Speaker 2: I'm going back to Minneapolis. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm not

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Speaker 2: That's a Thursday, Friday and Saturday at ACME. And it's

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Speaker 3: Oh that's so fun. So go see Kurt at ACME

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Speaker 3: in Minneapolis.

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Speaker 1: December first through third. All right, are you ready?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 1: Here it is fake.

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Speaker 2: Mister Bean has caused an unlikely war between Zimbabwe, Pakistan

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Speaker 2: and T twenty world cover.

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Speaker 3: WHOA, I don't even know where to go with this.

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Speaker 4: A lot of words.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot of words. Indeed, all right, well

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Speaker 3: we'll try to sort this all out. I actually have

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Speaker 3: no wordplay on this one. Let's just get into a

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Speaker 3: whacky new episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Still well understand, would you.

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Speaker 3: My resillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you?

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Speaker 2: Ba guys, guys a non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas,

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Speaker 2: Happy Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: That of cross for me is Scottie Landers.

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Speaker 3: And that is my banana law. Mister tonight show himself

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Speaker 3: Kurt Brown Owler, how are you doing, buddy, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Hey you doing.

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Speaker 3: How was it with old Jim Fallon? Was he happy

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Speaker 1: It was very nice to see him.

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Speaker 2: I told him that the first time I did the show,

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Speaker 2: He walked right in and I immediately I was so nervous.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, of course, of course, Well it

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: And so he laughed about Patty. He's like, that's great.

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Speaker 2: I'm happy I did that. But yeah, he was very

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Speaker 2: I think we better do.

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Speaker 3: What should we do?

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Speaker 1: We better get right into this sweet guess we have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd love to hear about her.

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Speaker 1: Guys, she needs no introduction.

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Speaker 3: Truth.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows who she is.

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Speaker 2: She is, of course, one of the co hosts of

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Speaker 2: My Favorite Murder and Our friend. Please welcome Georgia hertstar.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Hi, it's me Hi.

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Speaker 3: The first the first quatro because you did our Halloween

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Speaker 3: show and then you've done two. You did Bananas by Yourself.

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Speaker 3: You did Bananas by Yourself again, and you and Karen

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm honored.

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Speaker 3: That's a big time. Any sandwich you wanted, Jersey Mike's

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Speaker 3: kurt and I'll buy you a twelve inch any size

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Speaker 2: You just give us a number that exists at Jersey Mikes.

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Speaker 2: It comes to your house, Okay, I already know.

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Speaker 2: I get texts from Jersey Mikes just so you know smart.

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Speaker 2: How nice is Veterans Day? I mean it's Thanksgiving week?

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Speaker 5: My week's been good. I just discovered and ate the

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Speaker 3: this is from bestlife dot com. Nothing says best Life

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Speaker 3: like Thanksgiving fact facts. There were thirty five facts. I

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Speaker 3: seven hundred and four million pounds of turkey every Thanksgiving. No,

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Speaker 1: That makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Also, I love it that Triple A like Triple A.

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Speaker 2: There's people who work at Triple A. That means who

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Speaker 1: At all times and publishing them like the Triple A magazine.

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Speaker 1: I love they know a lot about tow truck numbers.

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Speaker 3: Yes, here's a fun one for the whole family. More

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Speaker 3: Also, I think a lot of people sometimes don't enjoy

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Speaker 3: That's right, Red wine. Red wine is the most popular

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Speaker 3: I don't know why red wine. I mean that's fun.

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Speaker 3: In my family, I think it was a German thing.

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Speaker 3: but not least, last Hot Talking Turkey Thanksgiving fact. This

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Speaker 3: The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the

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Speaker 3: According to Roto Router, the day after Thanksgiving is the

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Speaker 3: And then, in related news, something I never thought about.

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Speaker 3: They recommend not pouring cooking oil down your drain.

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Speaker 3: It's an educational podcast. It really is, It really is.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys want to hear about fake mister Bean. Yes,

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Speaker 1: let's trying to decipher what this was about.

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Speaker 2: It is a fascinating story. Found this one on my own.

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Speaker 1: This was.

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Speaker 2: This is published in News eighteen where the number eight

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Speaker 3: You know it's got to be good.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that that number eight is not getting COVID?

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Speaker 3: That's all right?

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Speaker 2: Here is the title again, Fake mister Bean has caused

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Speaker 2: an unlikely war between Zimbabwe and Pakistan in T twenty

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Speaker 1: This was by written by Buzz Staff. Wody wants to

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Speaker 2: They're good and it's edited by Anu rag Verma. So

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Speaker 2: it comes to editing the weirdest.

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Speaker 2: Here it is Pakistan's dramatic loss to our tribals, Indian

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Speaker 2: sure the contest may not witness as many footfalls as

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Speaker 2: the reason fake mister Bean. It all began when Pakistan

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Speaker 2: Cricket's official Twitter Cricket Yes Yes Crickety shared photos of

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Speaker 2: was a tweet that this guy sent. It started all this, okay,

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Speaker 2: as Zimbabwian's we won't forgive you once gave us that

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Speaker 2: the matter tomorrow, okay. Then and then someone was like

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Speaker 1: You talking about?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Me, And then.

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Speaker 2: And then he starts sending photos and posting photos. This

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Speaker 2: it is fraud or not, A man named Asif Mohammed

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Speaker 2: from Pakistan did travel to Zimbabwe. In twenty sixteen, as

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Speaker 2: they had he had a police escort. No, like the

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Speaker 3: He amazing.

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Speaker 1: He does look he just he does look like mister Bean.

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Speaker 1: Ok he does look like a Pakistani Mister Bean.

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Speaker 2: And mister Bean is seen facilitated by cops as fans

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Speaker 2: It also breaks into mister Bean dance moves for the

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Speaker 1: It is so crazy. So yeah, so there is.

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Speaker 2: People are furious now about this thing that happened in

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Speaker 5: I love you don't understand how mister Bean still has

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Speaker 5: but it's been decades.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, decades a long time. Maybe way mister Bean's kind

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Speaker 3: But also great choice him, Yeah, exactly. They don't know,

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Speaker 3: and he's a non speaking character. Mister Bean occasionally says

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Speaker 2: Is a fake a fake Mister Bean by any other

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Speaker 2: name just smells like mister Bean.

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Speaker 3: It just smells like mister.

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Speaker 5: It's a quandary for the ages.

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Speaker 3: He's the best. It used to be on PBS, used

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah it is.

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Speaker 2: It is interesting how funny it actually is to appeal

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Speaker 5: I wonder if kids these days have caught on yet,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could come back through gen Z.

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Speaker 5: Let us know, I let my I'll get.

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Speaker 1: My kids started on mister Britt. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think they'll like him. We have a for all

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Speaker 3: of us share the friend Albertina Rizzo didn't she hire

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Speaker 3: like a Jack Nicholson impersonator to join a bachelorette party

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I was at a party that

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Speaker 2: was a Oh it was an Elvis impersonator who showed

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, I was like, this is Alex.

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Speaker 2: This is crazy. Who hired Elvis impersonator to come to

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Speaker 3: I had that at a party once where a bunch

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Speaker 3: was like, it's so fun. You hired that actor just

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Speaker 4: Oh, I love it.

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Speaker 5: What a career move that would be If you're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: What a great idea?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember Eugene Merman at the Eugene Murman Comedy

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Speaker 3: That's so good, that's so awesome, mister Bean. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I would like to see mister Bean hang. Like if

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Speaker 3: mister Bean, like he's almost mascot level.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I agreed, And that's why, that's why I go back

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Speaker 2: to my eternal saying, a mister Bean by an air

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Speaker 2: of the name smells just like the real mister Bean.

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Speaker 2: And I would I think a mister Bean impersonator is

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Speaker 1: Meeting Rowan Atkinson. Yeah, and I stand by that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Would you rather meet mister Bean a mister Bean impersonator

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Speaker 3: No, that's the question.

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Speaker 5: Do you want to meet the actor? Do you want

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Speaker 1: I want to meet the Karendar, right, I think that's

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Speaker 3: So, Yeah, me too. All right, it's decided. Oh I

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Speaker 3: And I said, yes, you are, You're going to make it,

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Speaker 3: and he was very thrilled. God, this is such a

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Speaker 3: good one. Woman stopped at airport while wearing butt plug

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Speaker 1: Whoa this? Of course you're going to be on the podcast?

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Speaker 3: Are you joking?

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Speaker 1: This is one of the best stories we've ever gotten.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And I asked you, I asked you at the top,

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Speaker 1: And you're like, not real, you have the best headline

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Speaker 3: I'm a wild card man. Yeah. A woman stopped at

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Speaker 3: Josh Milton for Metro UK. Oh boy, and it keeps

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Speaker 3: it is what you hope. It is, like, we get

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Speaker 3: headline's better than the story. Yeah, this one lives up

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Speaker 1: I hope it's all of his ashes, that's all of

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Speaker 1: us Oh, that's a lot. That's a lot of ass.

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Speaker 4: That's a lot of butt plug.

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Speaker 1: That's four pounds of butt plug.

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Speaker 3: A woman was stopped by airport security because she was

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Speaker 3: described as his favorite place. Sarah Button, Sarah Button already

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Speaker 5: Oh that's a name.

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Speaker 1: Wow in the butt of Sarah Button plugged up.

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Speaker 3: Old Sarah Button, twenty three years old has gone viral

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Speaker 5: Wow, oh my god, is so good.

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Speaker 3: Here we go while going through customs. The law student

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Speaker 4: Oh this is layered, This is layered.

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Speaker 3: Are we sad? Are we happy? Are we crying? Button

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Speaker 4: Yep, that'll always work.

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Speaker 1: That'll always especially the metal ones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, when you're continuously beeps and you go I

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Speaker 3: a sense of calm and faith that we'd both make

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Speaker 3: it through. She's talking about him as.

448
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Speaker 2: A sassy Australian lady who travels with a butt plug

449
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 2: in at all times, because.

450
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Speaker 1: That's a lot of sitting. That's a lot of sitting

451
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Speaker 1: on an airplane.

452
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 3: It definitely takes your mind off the fear of the

453
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Speaker 3: plane crashing.

454
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Speaker 1: I know.

455
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 3: Sure, Sure it centers you in a way. Yeah, it

456
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 3: grounds you in a way. Boy. I would have packed

457
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 3: him and check luggage if I were to take the

458
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 3: urn overseas with me, but I didn't think it would

459
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,159
Speaker 3: make the center beep or anything, and the friend I

460
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 3: was with was unaware of this so well as well.

461
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,679
Speaker 3: Excuse me was aware of this as well, so this

462
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 3: is nice. The plug was gifted to me before the

463
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,679
Speaker 3: passing of an ex boyfriend I had as a teenager.

464
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 3: The intention was initially a joke because he'd spent so

465
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 3: much time in there and it was his favorite place.

466
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Speaker 5: Oh my god, why are you telling news people about this?

467
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 5: That's my question? Was like, Okay, do your thing. No

468
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,360
Speaker 5: kink shaming here at.

469
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Speaker 3: All, not at all?

470
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 1: Is need to know dot com really news?

471
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 4: And do we need to know that?

472
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 3: That's a good question.

473
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 5: Yeah?

474
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 1: Way? How much he did.

475
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 4: It for this podcast? Yes? Ummmm?

476
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 3: So on. She uploaded this TikTok video in September ninth,

477
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 3: seeing if the butt plug emoji I was wearing with

478
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 3: his ashes in it will get through airport security, adding

479
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 3: he's still here. It's romantic. She captioned the video, seen

480
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 3: by more than five million people.

481
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: Wow.

482
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she was really really going for it.

483
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: So she took a video of the butt plug before

484
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 2: she put it in her butt with the ashes in it.

485
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 3: Or I think so. I think that's right. I think

486
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 3: she I a whole thing, like I'm traveling with my

487
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 3: former partner.

488
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: I love this. She's fine, me too.

489
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,719
Speaker 3: She is fun banana the weeks for sure, of the

490
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 3: week for sure, Yeah, for sure. Sarah didn't have too

491
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,159
Speaker 3: much luck when she visited Abu Dhabi Airport in the

492
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 3: United Arab Emirates in twenty nineteen. Only tend a banned

493
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 3: from the golf. She says, Wow, I explained what it was,

494
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,199
Speaker 3: but there was a lady worker with an earshot of

495
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 3: that conversation, which led to some back and forth between

496
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 3: us and the male officials. Did not like the vulgarity

497
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 3: I was using to explain myself. She said, no, no,

498
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 3: they don't.

499
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 5: They don't like that over there.

500
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 3: They took me and my friend aside without much explanation.

501
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 3: I bet they did. Sarah claimed her passport and mobile

502
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 3: phone were taken away, forcing her to call her dad

503
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 3: to ring the Australian embassy and Abu Dhabi for help.

504
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 3: An hour later, a big official came in and had

505
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 3: a sign a super long foreign document that said if

506
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 3: we were outside of the airport doors, we'd go to jail.

507
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 3: It was a long day. Wow wow, She says. The

508
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,479
Speaker 3: moral of the story is I was very ignorant of

509
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 3: what I had in my bag and the words I used,

510
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 3: and their values. I didn't realize explaining a butt plug

511
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,439
Speaker 3: would like violate the person that asked about it, So

512
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 3: just explaining it was enough to violate some rules over there.

513
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 3: Also do some research, guys. When you go to a foreign.

514
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 2: Country, sure google it so that she was going Toboo Dobby.

515
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 4: Like anywhere.

516
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 2: Take your butt plug out before you travel to the

517
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 2: Middle East in general, that's.

518
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 5: Absolutely especially if it's metal.

519
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 4: Take your metal but butt plug out.

520
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 3: Especially if it's metal full of a dead person's ashes.

521
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 3: Take it out.

522
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 4: Sure.

523
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 3: Maybe he doesn't need to go on this trip with you.

524
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 3: Maybe he catches up with you in Fiji or something

525
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 3: fun like that.

526
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 5: Y'all see y'all see each other in New Zealand.

527
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 3: You know, yes, yeah, I don't good on Abby Dabby

528
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 3: or maybe not North or South Dakota everywhere else in

529
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 3: the world. You're probably fine.

530
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: You use your plastic or rubber butt plugs.

531
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 3: Oh sure, yeah, it's just just planning it. It's like

532
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 3: looking about let's yeah. Sarah has since traveled to places

533
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 3: she and her ex boyfriend only ever dreamed of going,

534
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 3: such as the Great Barrier Reef and are set to

535
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 3: see the British rock band Bring Me.

536
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: Through This gotcha. This really surprised.

537
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 3: Oh god, that are set to see the British rock

538
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 3: band Bring Me the Horizon in December. So oh, she's

539
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 3: just taken one for the team. It's just such a

540
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 3: hilarious Oh God, I'm crying.

541
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 4: Taking him to see the world.

542
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: It's so nice. It's so romantic.

543
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 5: It is romantic.

544
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:48,479
Speaker 1: It is.

545
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 3: That just tickled me because I'm just imagining the muffled sounds.

546
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: The experience in her butt door the concert.

547
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,959
Speaker 3: To tell what's happening, sumping Baseeah.

548
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 5: God, god, favorite band.

549
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 3: It's beautiful in a way. It's it's a flat Stanley.

550
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 3: It's a flat Stanley for your butt. It's very nice. Yeah,

551
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: my god. I don't know if I ever tell this story, Kirk,

552
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 3: but I years ago a woman reached out to me,

553
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 3: a mutual friend, really an acquaintance, and said, hey, I'm

554
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 3: writing a book where I'm dating a different guy for

555
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 3: a month every year. I'm going to write a twelve

556
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 3: chapter book about dating twelve different guys for four weeks.

557
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 3: Would you like to be when I said, yeah, So

558
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 3: we dated for a month. It was really fun, fun.

559
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 5: I love that idea.

560
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think the book ever actually got published,

561
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,239
Speaker 3: but it was fun and I actually really enjoyed it

562
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 3: was kind of interesting.

563
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: Having like a second time period.

564
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, like Georgia should ever date anybody from like summer

565
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 3: camp or like over thing where it's like, hey, we

566
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 3: have two weeks to blow this thing out.

567
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 5: I mean as an adult, I was like, this has

568
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 5: an expiration date on it. I can tell already, but

569
00:27:59,160 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 5: let's have some fun.

570
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course those are great sometimes really passionate fun.

571
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 3: You know that the steaks are lowered such love stakes.

572
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 3: So years go by and randomy she reached out and

573
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 3: she wanted to work creatively. And you know in this

574
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 3: like in LA, especially in TV and movies and stuff

575
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 3: like you keep friendships and relationships and also working stuff.

576
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 3: You kind of try to be professional, maybe more than

577
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 3: people and other industries would be. So I meet her

578
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 3: for coffee. This was last year, and she's showing me

579
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 3: a new house that she bought, and she's like here

580
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 3: and she like hands me her phone to like scroll

581
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 3: through pictures of her new house. And while that's happening,

582
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 3: the Apple drop down screen says that her anal beads

583
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 3: had been delivered. No, and like just a little twinkle

584
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 3: in my eye like, and I had that moment where

585
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 3: I was it's like a very adult moment where you

586
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 3: go like who am I and who do I want

587
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: to be in this situation for this person? And she's

588
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 3: like what And I was like this bathroom is so

589
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 3: beautiful and she's like I know. And I just did

590
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 3: mention it and just handed the phone back and sat there.

591
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 3: But it kind of in this really fun way, and

592
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 3: I never mentioned it, so it went unmentioned. Good for you, Well, yeah,

593
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 3: who cares. It's like live how you want to live,

594
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 3: do what you want to do. And it was a

595
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 3: total timing accident where you're like, oh, of all the moments. Yeah,

596
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 3: but it was funny because like she clocked like the

597
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 3: eyebrow raise, and then I just did all the math

598
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 3: in my head and I'm like, just don't mention it.

599
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 3: Just just roll through this. You probably won't see this

600
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 3: person for another six or seven years. But I bet

601
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 3: she's enjoying that new house.

602
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 5: I know she is, but she's having some fun there.

603
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so funny. But it just was like

604
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 3: a professional adult moment to be like, yeah, I'm not

605
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 3: gonna say shit, this is fine, enjoy yourself, live for you.

606
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 5: Like twenty twenty three year old Scotty would have said

607
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 5: something you know what I mean.

608
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, your keychain arrived, Yeah, you're keyching.

609
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 3: It was beautiful, beautiful moment.

610
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: Let's tease us into a break here.

611
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 3: All right, please do.

612
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 2: I just got a little story here. It doesn't have

613
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Speaker 2: a headline. It is just from the police blodder and

614
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Speaker 2: I will just say it's about why you shouldn't buy

615
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Speaker 2: an owl at a gas station.

616
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Speaker 3: I disagree. We'll be back to give a hoot on bananas.

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Speaker 2: Man, folks, We are back, Banana Scottie.

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Speaker 1: You got any shout outs for us today?

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Speaker 3: a Banana's newsletter that our full human, real intern, Lisa

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Speaker 3: Maggot runs for us. Just shoot us an email. We

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Speaker 3: will send you. We'll connect you with Lisa, and we

623
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Speaker 3: just send out like our live shows. When our merch

624
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Speaker 3: is going to drop all the banana stuff, and we're

625
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Speaker 3: not gonna send you stuff weekly, it's going to be

626
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Speaker 3: like monthly at most. But we just for the true

627
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Speaker 3: bananimals out there, we wanted to give you a little

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Speaker 3: more information to have.

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Speaker 2: And you merch coming soon, so this will be like

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Speaker 2: a great way to be alerted as soon as it

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Speaker 3: Correct, Amundo and Katie Levine, our wonderful producer and engineer

633
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Speaker 3: who makes our lives incredibly easy. I wanted us to

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Speaker 3: mention that the shelters, especially in the LA area, are

635
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Speaker 3: still very full with lovable cats and dogs that you

636
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637
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638
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Speaker 3: And if you've been thinking about adopting you're not one hundred.

639
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Speaker 3: There's a great new fostering group called Foster for Life LA.

640
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 3: You can follow them on Instagram at Foster for Life La.

641
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 3: Maybe foster maybe, give it a feel, give it a

642
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 3: test run, and give an animal you know, a great time,

643
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 3: take it on a little vacation in your home.

644
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: And uh and of course you know that does remind

645
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 2: me well. And of course we are here with the

646
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: absolutely fantastic and wonderful Georgia Hardstar. Yeah, speaking of fostering,

647
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 2: I we had I don't know if you and I

648
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 2: Scotty talked about this, but I had an idea for

649
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 2: a business a long time ago, which would be a

650
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 2: I'd be like rent to pet, Yes, so you get

651
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 2: like a dog for a day or a cat for

652
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: a day. But the idea behind it was that, like

653
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 2: you order the pet and then like you pick a

654
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 2: time for when the pet comes over, and then you

655
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: just hear a knock on the door, and then when

656
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: you open the door, only the animal is there, like

657
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 2: the person like hides, so that it just seems like

658
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: the dog came to visit you, and then you let

659
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 2: the dog in, and then when you're done at the

660
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: specific time, you just open the door and he walks out.

661
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: Of course there's someone there to like put them and

662
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,719
Speaker 2: take them safely on to the next thing, But wouldn't

663
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 2: that be great.

664
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 5: And then no human interaction necessary whatsoever?

665
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 2: Right, it just feels like a cat or a dog

666
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: came over to hang out with you for like six hours.

667
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 5: I love it, right, Yes, everyone needs that in their lives,

668
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 5: like six hours a week or so of a cat

669
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 5: or dog.

670
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,479
Speaker 3: I love them. They just make you happy. They just

671
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 3: make you happy before workaholics, I know. I think it

672
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 3: was Adam and Blake were on a reality pilot and

673
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 3: the general premise was three different couples like one dating couple,

674
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 3: one bet, two best friends. So I think it was

675
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 3: like Blake and Adam and then two other people spend

676
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 3: a day with a dog, and then at the end

677
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 3: of the episode, all three of them stand in a

678
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 3: field and they let the dog go, and whoever the

679
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 3: dog runs to gets to keep the dog. I was like,

680
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 3: that is a I cannot believe that didn't become a show.

681
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 3: But it was like called My Best Friend Forever or

682
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 3: something like that, And I think that's the funniest idea

683
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 3: for a reality show.

684
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: That's such a funny idea.

685
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 5: I'm dying to see if Cookie would pick us in

686
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 5: a field, if my dog, if our dog would run

687
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 5: to us or run to like complete strangers that had

688
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 5: like bake bacon in their pockets or something like that.

689
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, but that's how you can always game it.

690
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: Always have bacon in your pocket.

691
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 3: Cookie, like at your house, like at a gathering, Cookie

692
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 3: does her own thing. Cookie just wanders.

693
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

694
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 5: I'd really worried she'd like later and like try to

695
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 5: leave the house or something, But she was fine. She

696
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 5: was just like yea, doing her thing.

697
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 3: We're all like Cookie, come here, come here, just like

698
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 3: give her a scratch on the edge, Like nah, just

699
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,959
Speaker 3: cruises on by, walks by walks wrong.

700
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 4: Cookie.

701
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: I hope you're able to get the bean bags out

702
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 2: my kids.

703
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: I can't.

704
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 2: My young is just stared at me with a bean

705
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: bag and then you're through it in the pool.

706
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 5: That kids, my nephews like the way they stare at

707
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 5: you when you tell them not to do something and

708
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 5: they do it.

709
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: It's just insane.

710
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, this is a rule. What happens

711
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,720
Speaker 2: when it's it's all testing. It's all testing.

712
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 5: No, the beanbags were fine, the pool was fine. Kids

713
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 5: are adorable.

714
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,479
Speaker 2: All right, here we get to this. This one's I'm

715
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 2: very excited to share this one with you. This was

716
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 2: sent in by Luke Kresser today.

717
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: It is Luke.

718
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 2: This was sent to him by his mom who she

719
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 2: saw it on Facebook.

720
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: This is from the Pace and Police Department.

721
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 2: The Pace and Police Department would like to her mind

722
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 2: to public wildlife should remain wild. It's a legal to obsessed, transport, buy,

723
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 2: or sell wildlife unless expressive permitted by Arizona Revised Statutes.

724
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 2: Early this morning, officers conducted a traffic stop and upon

725
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 2: approaching the vehicle, discovered a young owl next to the driver.

726
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: The investigation revealed that the owl had just been purchased

727
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: by the driver at a local gas station. The driver

728
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 2: purchased the owl from a motorist who found it along

729
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 2: the roadway. The Pace And Police Department would like to

730
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: take this opportunity to encourage the public not to use

731
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 2: methamphetamines or you find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl

732
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 2: for one hundred dollars in the middle of the night

733
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 2: from strangers at a local gas station.

734
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 3: My god.

735
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: The driver was arrested on numerous charges, including aggravated dy

736
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 2: possession of methamphetamine, and possession transport purchase of wildlife.

737
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 5: Wow, try to laugh so lout at methamphetamine use.

738
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 2: But it was like they hit whoever wrote that, Like

739
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 2: they really did, Like they buried the lead and it.

740
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 3: Gotta laugh out of me. Yeah, I love it. Did

741
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 3: you guys have to dissect owl shit in high school?

742
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 4: No?

743
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 3: Oh, we did in a in a biology class. You'd

744
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 3: get an owl turd that you would dissect and the

745
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 3: amount of bones in it, mice bone's, birdbone, all that.

746
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 3: It was so fascinating, but some of it didn't have

747
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 3: anything in it, So then you're just a teenager digging

748
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 3: through shit.

749
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 2: Is there a company that collects owl shitting sense it?

750
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, Maryland is Marylyn rife with owls.

751
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 3: We do have a good amount of owls there.

752
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yours your teacher just hunting owl shit.

753
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm from suburbia. So we did not have a

754
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 5: single owl any anywhere near we. We totally extincted those.

755
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 3: Things, poor guys.

756
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no there's no owls in Irvine in Orange County.

757
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 2: That sounds like a good like a good title for

758
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 2: a punk album. It does, there's no owls in Irvine

759
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 2: two three four.

760
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a good one. I don't know. We

761
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 3: dissected a lot of stuff. I mean, we did frogs,

762
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 3: we did. It was like we're earthworms class COWI that

763
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 3: was always one that people would faint. Yeah, it was.

764
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 5: I can't do I can't handle that.

765
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: It seems a bit extreme. Looking back, it seems like

766
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 3: did anybody go into sert? Was anybody a surgeon in

767
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 3: any of those things?

768
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 5: Did you earn anything? No, just how to handle yourself

769
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 5: around gross stuff, which is a good thing to learn.

770
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: I guess, so if you're going to be a do

771
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 1: gross things.

772
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 3: If anything, it led me to bananas, now that I'm

773
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 3: saying it out loud, it made me the banana boy

774
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 3: i'm today. But yeah, there were tons of bones. It

775
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: was very fascinating. But yeah, who was walking around the woods?

776
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 3: Maybe meth heads, you never know.

777
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I remember one speaking of like buying an

778
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 2: owl at late at night.

779
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I remember I was in Baltimore.

780
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 2: I was probably nineteen or twenty years old, and my

781
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 2: friend Chris and I just he was visiting, and so

782
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: we're just like we had nothing to do. We're drunk,

783
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 2: and I decided to put on a dress like one

784
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,720
Speaker 2: of my girlfriend's dresses.

785
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: That happened.

786
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 2: I don't know how it fit me, yeah, and I

787
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: then I and I just had like underwear and address on.

788
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: And then we started walking in Baltimore like four in the.

789
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 2: Morning, Yeah, for like hours in like downtown Baltimore. And

790
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: we tried to go into a club, but the club

791
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 2: would like I didn't have I had no money, and

792
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: I didn't have ID, I didn't have anything on. All

793
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: I had was a pint of Jim Beam tucked into

794
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 2: my underwear, like the waistban of my underwear. And we

795
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 2: were like walking like sharing this pint of gym beam.

796
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 2: And then I remember we're just like Okay, so we

797
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 2: walked all the way down. It was like right next

798
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 2: to Club Charles, there used to be a like a

799
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 2: a a bar, like a bar club there that was

800
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: open late night.

801
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: So we're like okay.

802
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 2: So we then we turn around to walk back, and

803
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 2: I remember this guy like classic Baltimore, classic Baltimore like

804
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 2: set up.

805
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: Like there's just all these like long stories.

806
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 2: If someone's gonna ask you for money, there's gonna be

807
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 2: like a eight or seven minute story of in front

808
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 2: of it that has a lot of complications.

809
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,240
Speaker 1: Math is usually involved.

810
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 2: Always there's always just like there's like I have a

811
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 2: bunch of and it's always very creative. It's always like

812
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 2: I have a bunch of vacuums that I'm going to

813
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 2: sell there in the truck of my car. My key, however,

814
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 2: is over in Belmont, so I need I need twenty

815
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 2: dollars to be able to get to Bellmont. So I

816
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 2: get this key so I can get sell my vacuum cleaners.

817
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 5: And then like it's a reasonable request, like I'm not

818
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 5: just asking for money for the hell of it.

819
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 2: Right right here, here's what it is, all right, And

820
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 2: so this guy starts giving us a long story, and

821
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 2: I was just like, I have no pockets, man, I

822
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: have no money. We just couldn't go into there because

823
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 2: I don't have a pocket or wallet or ID all it.

824
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:34,240
Speaker 1: I have nothing.

825
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 2: And then he's like, okay, well I'm going to teach

826
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 2: you guys kung fu before you leave.

827
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: And we're just like, oh my god. Where It's like,

828
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: we don't we don't want to learn kung fu.

829
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 2: And then he proceeds to force us to do like

830
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: kung fu exercises or what I'm assuming he thinks kung

831
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 2: fu exercises are setting us and like and then like

832
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 2: setting us and putting our arms up and then showing

833
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 2: us doing it punches, and then we have to sit

834
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 2: there and we're like kind of worried because he's deaf,

835
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 2: like not in his right mind. We do the punches

836
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 2: with him for a little while, and then we're like

837
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: we gotta go, we gotta go, and he's like, listen,

838
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 2: let me just give you my ID before you go,

839
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 2: and we're just like, no.

840
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 1: I don't want your ID.

841
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: And he's like he's like no, no, no, you have

842
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 2: to take it. And I was like, I have no money.

843
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 2: I can't give you money for your and now so

844
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 2: I don't want to purchase your ID. We don't have

845
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 2: any money, and he's just like, listen, I just want

846
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 2: you to have this, and he puts it in my

847
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 2: hand and he folds my hand around it, and he's

848
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 2: just like you take it, you take it, and I'm

849
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 2: just like, I'm not going to take this. Please take

850
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: it back, Please take it back. And he refused to

851
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: take it back, so that we left with this guy's

852
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 2: driver's license.

853
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: What I guess. And then because he wouldn't take it back.

854
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 2: So I had this guy's driver's license, and I woke

855
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: up in the morning and I was like, what.

856
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: Do we what do we do with this person's driver's license?

857
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: So we had to We walked back and just kind

858
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: of like put it.

859
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 2: He was on a stoop and we just put it

860
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: on the stoop that we were on smart and like

861
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 2: then just left it there. But like I've never it's

862
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 2: such a classic Baltimore experience that.

863
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 5: That is a wild one. I don't have a story

864
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 5: like that from Los Angeles for sure.

865
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: Los Angeles is more direct. For some reason, it was

866
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: always like we'll take you on a journey. In Baltimore.

867
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can remember the first time I went to

868
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 3: They built an ESPN zone in the Inner Harbor in Baltimore,

869
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 3: and it was like all ages up until oh you

870
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 3: couldn't go in the bar. But it was all ages

871
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 3: and there was not a ton to do. So we

872
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 3: went down there and as soon as I parked the

873
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 3: car and get out with my friend, this guy walks

874
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 3: up to us. He's like, how long are you guys

875
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 3: going to be an ESPN zone? And we're like blocks

876
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,439
Speaker 3: from it, but he just knew exactly where we were going.

877
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 3: And we were like, oh, I don't know. We were

878
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 3: like a few hours or something. He goes, listen, I'll

879
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 3: watch your meter, cause these meters are two hours. If

880
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 3: you give me five dollars, I'll come back in two

881
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 3: hours and put four quarters in. But if you can

882
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 3: give me two dollars, I'm going to go get a

883
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,959
Speaker 3: chicken box for my dollars. It's a four piece chicken

884
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 3: box for two dollars, so out the five there'll be

885
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 3: a dollar left over. But I'll keep putting quarters in

886
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 3: every hour until you get back. So then we go.

887
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 3: We go okay, and we give them five bucks or whatever.

888
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 3: Because we're sixteen years old. Yeah, we go to ESPN

889
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 3: we're having fun, we leave. I have a ticket on

890
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 3: my car.

891
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 5: No, I was really hoping for humanity for this one.

892
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 3: He took five dollars from two idiots and was like,

893
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 3: see you later. But it's always numbers. It urts.

894
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: It's numbers.

895
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 4: It was always so funny.

896
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: It was like counting on you not being able to

897
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: do like the math quick enough to like figure out

898
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: what the scam was.

899
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love that.

900
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: You paid for that story. That's all. It was dollars

901
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: for a wonderful story.

902
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 3: I'll take it is Can you just put a license

903
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: in the mail and it'll get back to the person.

904
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 3: That's a great question, probably for our mail carrier ban animals.

905
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 3: Can you put a loss in a mail box?

906
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: Just throw it in the mail box?

907
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 3: Oh, it's got a it's got an address on it.

908
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we know the person lives there.

909
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,439
Speaker 5: He put a stamp on it.

910
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's put a stamp on it. Scotty. You want

911
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: to want you want to give us another.

912
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 3: One, I'll give you another one. I have so many

913
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 3: funny ones. Thanks for everybody sending. Sometimes there's like weeks

914
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 3: where the stories are just grand. I'm gonna find out

915
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 3: the exact bananimal on my phone? Who sent this in?

916
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 3: Because I want to give them credit. Well, I'll read

917
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 3: the headline while I do this. Justin Bieber lives in

918
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 3: fear of Judge Judy. Oh good, I find this beautiful Bananamal.

919
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 3: I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling. I'll find it at some point

920
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 3: and I'll say it at the end. This was in

921
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 3: Jezebel or on jezebel dot com, written by Katie Ruth

922
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 3: Ruth Ashcraft. I was going on that confused me, Katie

923
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 3: Ruth Ashcraft. It's the Ashcraft that threw me off. We

924
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 3: all know an Ashcroft. Yeah, but she is the best

925
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 3: in the visit Jezebel, no doubt about it. And I

926
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 3: still can't find the name. We will get to the

927
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 3: face of daytime Justice scares the pop prints so bad

928
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 3: that he's hired guards to warn him if she is

929
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 3: ever nearby. What Justin Bieber is so afraid of Judge

930
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,280
Speaker 3: Judy that he's hired security staff to go into places

931
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 3: before he gets there and let him know if she.

932
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: Judges Judy is inside the That's crazy.

933
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 5: I want Judge Judy to be scary. This makes me

934
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 5: really happy.

935
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So This is why Katie Ruth Ashcraft, whose

936
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 3: name I've butchered, is the best in the biz. She

937
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 3: sets the table for us. Okay, it's mid day, you're hungry,

938
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 3: but your fridge is empty. It would make the most

939
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 3: sense just hop in your car and drive to pick

940
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 3: something up fast and easy. Maybe a burger, maybe some nuggets.

941
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 3: You put on your shoes, you grab your wallet and keys.

942
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 3: But before you open the door to face the outside world,

943
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 3: you ask one of your bodyguards if she is there. Yeah,

944
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 3: you hired them specifically to keep safe from her. She

945
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 3: terrifies you. Luckily she is not outside. You take a

946
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 3: deep sigh of relief and walk to your very fancy

947
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 3: expensive sports car because you are justin Bieber.

948
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, the in reality, it is you go downstairs to

949
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,439
Speaker 2: the Albertsons you keep in the basement, and you buy

950
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 2: the food you want and come back up because you

951
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: are justin Bieber. You does not do his old grocery

952
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 2: shop right.

953
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 3: And never have to leave your own home. Oh, here

954
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 3: it is. It was sent in by Lauren just the

955
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 3: name Lauren Jerry. Hey, Lauren, all right, great, thank you Lauren,

956
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 3: Thank you Lauren. Sorry I lost that story. Oh bye,

957
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 3: Luckily she's not outside. You take a deep blah blah blah.

958
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 3: You're Justin Bieber. And she is, of course, someone who

959
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 3: regularly says, quote, I'm the boss Apple Sauce end quote,

960
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 3: the universally terrifying Judge Judy. I did not know that

961
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,919
Speaker 3: was one of her catchphrases. Me neither.

962
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: That seems like a little known Judge Judy.

963
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 3: Catch I'm the boss Apple Sauce. Not threatening at all,

964
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 3: kind of adorable.

965
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 1: Really is really sounds like a grandma.

966
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. The boss yest TV legal mind of our lifetime

967
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 3: told Excess Hollywood that her former neighbor, Justin Bieber was

968
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 3: quote paying the front door people to let him know

969
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 3: when I was there coming and going, so he wouldn't

970
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 3: ever bump into me end quote. Why was he so

971
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 3: afraid of her? Great question, Katie. She thinks that it's

972
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 3: because of a twenty fourteen comment she made about his

973
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 3: foolishness after being arrested for a dui. She said, being

974
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 3: a celebrity as a gift, you either treat it. You

975
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 3: either treat it reverently, or you can make a fool

976
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 3: out of yourself. And he's doing a very good job

977
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 3: of making a fool out of himself. I think it's sad.

978
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 3: And nobody's going to remember that he was a marginal singer.

979
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 3: I mean, she's going in shot JJ, but they're gonna remember.

980
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna remember that he's a marginal singer. But they are.

981
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 3: They will remember going to Uh, they will remember a

982
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 3: young kid who had a chance to have it all,

983
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 3: who is blowing it by acting like a fool end quote.

984
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 3: So she went for him. Yeah, she went for him.

985
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 3: To put it more succinctly, and in her another one

986
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 3: of her famous catchphrases, Beauty fades, but dumb is forever.

987
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 3: I don't see the connection there, like that Katie is, Yeah, exactly,

988
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 3: Katie is somewhat sympathetic towards Bieber in this instance, in

989
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 3: the face of daytime justice. Uh. If she spoke to

990
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 3: me that way, I would cower in fear and take

991
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 3: every precaution to avoid her too. Not me.

992
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 2: This is not that bad, mean to you now, Like, hey,

993
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 2: Judge Judy, look I got him on the clean and

994
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 2: narrow I yeah.

995
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 3: I mean, don't you think it would be kind of

996
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 3: fun to have a Martine? Can you wul Judge Judy? Absolutely,

997
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 3: I bet she's got stories.

998
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, here's what you do. You take Judge

999
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: Judy out. You have a nice meal.

1000
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 3: I thought you made killer for a second waist take her,

1001
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 3: I thought killer.

1002
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: You get wasted with, Judge Judy.

1003
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you insist she drives home, and then you call

1004
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 2: the police on her, get her to get a dui,

1005
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 2: and then you go in the press and say, Judge

1006
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 2: Judy needs to get her shit together.

1007
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, take notes, Bebes. Not only did Bieber get arrested

1008
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 3: for a dui in the winter of twenty fourteen, but

1009
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 3: that same season he created twenty thousand dollars worth of

1010
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 3: damages by egging a neighbor's home. I mean, how hard

1011
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,720
Speaker 3: are you throwing eggs?

1012
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: Oh?

1013
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,720
Speaker 5: Twenty grand worth of that's that's inflated.

1014
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 3: They knew who Yeah, that's inflation.

1015
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 2: Also, if Justin Bieber egged your house, I would also

1016
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 2: sue him for twenty thousand dollars.

1017
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1018
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 3: Blah blah blah blah blah. But yeah, it's just basically,

1019
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 3: Judge Judy, it says it's unclear how egging amounted to

1020
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 3: that level of damages, which is what we're saying. Yeah,

1021
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 3: but that's not the point, Judge Judy got ahead of

1022
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 3: any future problems by letting her one day neighbor know

1023
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,919
Speaker 3: that she's not to be fucked with, which I don't

1024
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 3: understand where that came from either, but we're gonna go

1025
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 3: with it.

1026
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: Did you ever do anything with it, Georgia?

1027
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 5: I did toilet papering once, so fun. Yeah, which now

1028
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 5: as an adult I feel bad about because that is

1029
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 5: a big mess to clean up.

1030
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 4: For sure.

1031
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think eggs are probably worse than

1032
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: to absolutely.

1033
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 4: Oh thank god.

1034
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 3: Well, if you live somewhere where it rains, it's okay

1035
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 3: to toilet paper house because it eventually just you know,

1036
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 3: gets dissolved, dissolved. But in La it's ten to fifteen

1037
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 3: years can go by and you're still the house that

1038
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 3: got rolled.

1039
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,399
Speaker 1: Oh no, But.

1040
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 3: Have you ever were you ever afraid of everybody? Like

1041
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 3: in high school? Did you avoid hallways because of a

1042
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 3: certain future or another student or anything. I was thinking

1043
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 3: about this, if I've ever avoided anybody? And there's only

1044
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 3: one that I could come up with, Kirk, give me

1045
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 3: a man's first name, an old man's first name.

1046
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 1: Uh, Gerald, Great, So.

1047
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 3: I'm going to go with Gerald. So I worked in

1048
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:22,959
Speaker 3: this bike shop from fourteen to eighteen, and one day

1049
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 3: this older gentleman, probably late sixties, real tall guy comes

1050
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 3: charging in and he goes who works here, and I say,

1051
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 3: I do. I'm like sixteen, probably fifteen or sixteen, and

1052
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 3: his name was Gerald Gold and he goes, what's the

1053
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 3: most expensive bike in the store? And I said, and

1054
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 3: my boss instantly jumps up, because you know, the guy

1055
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 3: owned the bike shop, and he's like, Hi, how nice

1056
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 3: to meet you. I'm Jeff And we had this bike

1057
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 3: that was called a Colonago was the company, and it

1058
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: was kind a dream, I think, and I think it

1059
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 3: was like four grand or five.

1060
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: Grand, and it's in the nineties.

1061
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 3: This was in ninety nine, so that's a lot.

1062
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 2: One hundred thousand dollars now, yeah, yeah, basically so, but

1063
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 2: Gerald was like I want him to me, like, I

1064
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 2: want him to sell it to me.

1065
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 3: And I was pretty good at sales back then.

1066
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1067
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 3: So my boss was like, don't fuck this up, you know.

1068
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 3: I'm like okay. So he he's like, this is the

1069
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 3: most expensive one. Is it nice? And I was like, yeah,

1070
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 3: it's beautiful. It's this, this, and this. We pull it

1071
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 3: off the wall and it's miraculously can fit him, and

1072
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 3: he's like, great, I'll take this, and I need all

1073
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,439
Speaker 3: the stuff, meaning helmet, shoes, gloves, bike shorts, bike rack,

1074
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 3: which is like, you know, another three or four hundred dollars.

1075
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 3: All in all, this ends up being like six thousand

1076
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 3: dollars with a sale. Like my boss was like like

1077
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 3: at a boy, pat me on the back, super excited.

1078
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 3: So I feel great. He feels great. This rich guy

1079
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 3: who sold a dot com that was his thing. I

1080
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 3: later found out that he had an early like sports

1081
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 3: betting dot com or actually you know what it was.

1082
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 3: It was a weather it was local weather back in

1083
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 3: the nineties, and he sold it for like fifty million dollars. Wow,

1084
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 3: my god, So that that gold the golden years of

1085
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 3: his life. He was just gonna blow that money. And

1086
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 3: so I put the bike rack on his land Rover

1087
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 3: and I put the Colonadgo on the bike crack, and

1088
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, this was a great day. I bet I

1089
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 3: get a race because of this. And then I realized

1090
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,879
Speaker 3: that this older dude, Jerald worked out at the same

1091
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 3: gym at the end of the shopping center that I do.

1092
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,479
Speaker 3: And the way I found this out is the next

1093
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 3: time I went there, he goes, Scottie walks directly across

1094
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 3: the locker room, fully naked and stands in front of

1095
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 3: me with his hands on his hips, and he's like,

1096
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 3: I love the bike. I'm riding it all the time.

1097
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 3: I've been putting miles here. He's like, what's how about

1098
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 3: you ride every week? I'm like one hundred miles if

1099
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 3: I'm training.

1100
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god, and he's naked.

1101
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 3: Every time I would go, he would walk fully nude

1102
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 3: over to me, hands on his or a teenage right,

1103
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 3: sixteen or fifteen probably.

1104
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're a child.

1105
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 3: And he's tall, he's like sixty five. So I'm looking

1106
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 3: into gray chest hair, gray and black chest hair, this

1107
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 3: large man that just wants to talk cycling so hard.

1108
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,760
Speaker 3: And then the funniest part was so like I would avoid.

1109
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 3: I wouldn't go to the locker room, like I would

1110
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 3: just go and shower at the bike shop or change

1111
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 3: the bike shop, or like I would just you know,

1112
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 3: if I saw him Mary, he'd come over when I

1113
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 3: was working out or whatever, just talk biking. But so

1114
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 3: then one day after pee and I go in there,

1115
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, I got a pee, Like there's no other

1116
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 3: way around this, And so I walk in and he's

1117
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 3: already put a T shirt on, and he sees me

1118
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 3: and walks over to me like Winnie the Poow.

1119
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 5: Just the most offensive naked.

1120
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 3: It is with a V neck white T shirt like Scottie.

1121
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 3: Oh god, I got my girl into riding too, And

1122
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 3: I'm just standing there like making hard eye contact. Yeah,

1123
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 3: eye contact I've never made to this day with anybody

1124
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 3: in my life. Just like, yes, sir, but what a creep.

1125
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 3: It's the only time in my life. Gerald Gold, I

1126
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 3: got he's probably still alive in tormenting people back in

1127
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 3: Owings Mills. But my god, it was like, don't you

1128
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 3: do it? Put your pants on, you pervert.

1129
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 5: If a teenage boy, you need to have some decorum, please.

1130
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 3: Anything a jockstrap, your hands, tell, a basketball.

1131
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 2: A mustache, hilarious mustache would make it work.

1132
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 5: Glasses in a mustache would be great.

1133
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 3: Anything, Gerald, Oh.

1134
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: God, Well, thank you so much for being here, Georgia.

1135
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 5: My pleasure as always, you guys. It's always so much

1136
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 5: fun chatting and hanging out with you both. Thanks for

1137
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 5: having me.

1138
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 3: We're thankful for you, We're thankful for the whole exactly

1139
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 3: right family.

1140
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm thankful for you, Scottie.

1141
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 3: I'm thankful for you, Kurdie b thankful for you, Katie.

1142
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 3: That's right. Adopt animals, everybody. Let's start fostering some doggies

1143
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles.

1144
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: B no Is.

1145
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 3: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1146
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1147
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1148
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,240
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1149
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 3: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

1150
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 3: Georgia Hartstart

1151
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 2: intern