WEBVTT - Ep38: She's Gotta Have It 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:08.000 And money, money, Money. This is like the theme song. 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:14.280 At least I'm not long ago. I was the holl 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:17.560 and I'm at I won't take it back because I 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:22.640 did this ship. I won't take it back. I love 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:26.599 that song my Money. I won't show money. I want 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:31.560 my money one of my favorite Larry. She said, Um, 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:32.960 if I want to funk up a fuck him. But 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:37.680 if he ain't got a buck, I'm going Ducats facts Marieland. 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:40.800 It's so funny because watching her, I'm loving hip hop. 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:43.240 I'm like, oh my god, but I actually really do 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:44.879 like this song and it came out, oh my God, 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.880 maybe like two or three years white. She's as white 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.920 as white gets. She just wears lace fronts and braids, 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.680 and I don't understand it, but I think she would 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.280 be great on this show. So I would love to, like, 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:59.200 see what you know, Mariah Land. If you listen, go 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.040 here and check us out. A girl how I had us? 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:06.319 Um Hey, y'all, anyways, guys, welcome to yet another episode 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:11.680 of Horrible Decisions. Um this year Garral Mandy Be and 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.560 I'm wheezy WTF and I guess um we want to 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:20.880 start the show off by saying thank you to everybody 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:22.920 who came to the live show, and we're sorry we 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:24.800 didn't have an episode for you guys last week, but 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:28.360 you know, we were just super exhausted, super fucking exhausted. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:32.080 It was quite just it was just a lot going 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.720 on with our moms in town. It was our first 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:38.040 live show, which by the way, sold out twice, and 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.959 we've gotten such great feedback from everybody, and we're only 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.480 going up from here. I can't believe nobody said. It's 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:47.280 like even when, like I was asking my friends, like, 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.720 please just tell me, tell me what was bad, and 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:53.160 it was bro like, I mean, verybody sent me a 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.840 text while I was on stage like this is amazing, 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:58.880 and I was shocked because I just never thought it 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:01.560 could be that good. I mean, even the reaction that 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.640 people had afterwards, that's when I knew it was good 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.960 because we've been to other podcast live shows and so 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:09.160 just comparing like that, yeah, no, absolutely not. And it 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.919 was so awesome too. I actually had my coworkers come 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:15.639 and both of them are virgins. And yes, both of 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:18.720 my coworkers are virgins, So I'm like, did y'all go 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.880 to the bar. They didn't even drink. They're like super 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:25.480 safe sweet girl at the bar. That's right. We were 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:29.720 sponsored by Avian Tequila, so dope shout out. So and 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.320 that's something that we were able to offer the guests 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.799 who came, and they found out the day before or 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.000 the day of. I text everyone was like, if we 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:40.079 knew that we had, y'all would have know, y'all would 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.760 have paid Moe. But um, we actually shout out to 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.959 Avian Tequila for sponsoring us last minute. We also had 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:50.440 Ips Popcorn um, and they're like a protein healthy ship. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.680 I was like, Mall, I got your healthy ship because 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.959 Mall from the Joe Button podcast is actually he's like 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.600 on a health trip. Did you see that him and 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.840 lover Boy knew each other? No? I didn't. Witch of 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:04.720 course mom knows everyone in the basketball realm. Wait wait wait, okay, 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:10.040 he's not a basketball player, but he's saying of it. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:14.040 But anyways, so um so yeah, So we had Ips 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:17.960 Popcorn shout out to them. And we also had Va Voom, 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:22.440 which was actually an orgasm clitterers cream um, and it's 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:26.080 to help you reach an orgasm during sex. Shout out 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.120 to our sponsors for the show. I also want to 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.840 go ahead and shout out get lashed l a they 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.880 sponsored me with my lashes, and go ahead and check 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:36.960 the description this bio. They're actually going to give our 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.400 listeners twenty percent off. Um, so we'll go ahead and 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.840 drop the code in there and tag them on our 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.400 Horrible Decisions page. I don't know. It was just really exciting. 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.080 We told some stories that guys we haven't shared with 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:50.480 you all yet. And mind you, both of our moms 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.520 were just sitting on the side of the stage and 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:57.160 here goes wheezy. Sorry Mom, Sorry, Mom, Mom, Sorry, I'm 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:59.120 just sorry. I know why I kept saying that. And 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:01.040 the strange thing is my like, my mom and I 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.000 are so close, but like saying it in front of 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.080 people then my mother was there made me feel like 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:08.400 she would be embarrassed. Her friends were there. You saw 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.520 the two old and I was like, holy fuck, it's 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.400 so funny. After they were done, they're like old New 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.400 York City. They're like, I'm like, you know, you did 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:20.200 a great job, honey. It was hilarious when people were 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.760 really like, it's like a talk show and you guys 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:25.040 spoke so well. I don't know why some of some 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.640 of my friends acting like if it was because I 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.560 had a blaze around, but I felt less like a 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.800 ratchet hole. Yeah. We we definitely dressed classy. I made 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.400 I made it a point to where dress pants instead 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:38.280 of a body suit. Dude. One of my friends was 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.680 so funny. She sent me a text after. I was like, girl, 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:43.920 you just did that show with such class and I'm laughing. 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.240 I'm like, we fucking had a banana dick stuck. In contest, 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.520 Mandy did sex positions on stage. I told him story 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.040 about it. I tricked and again to give me Plan 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:54.440 B money that didn't need to be given, but thank you. 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:57.080 I talked about sucking someone and only knowing there at name, 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:02.320 and I'm just like, and here goes my mother there mona, 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:04.279 I'm gonna beat you as when I see so. One 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:09.240 of our previous guests decided to ask our mothers, do 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:14.560 you swallow or take the come on your day? Well no, 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.120 and then my mom said something crazy. So UM for 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.800 you guys who have subscribed to Patreon, you will um. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:23.680 The video footage will be up this weekend. Lord proper, 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.600 I'm waiting on him to send me the footage, but 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.080 we'll also go ahead and be releasing behind the scenes 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:31.120 from videos that our friends captured and we will also 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.440 be posting pictures um, some that we haven't posted on 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:37.960 our Instagram page. So we'll get more into Patreon at 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.400 the end of the show and let you guys know 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.920 how you guys can help us. UM. And so I 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:46.960 guess we'll do. I guess we'll go into the Kink 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:48.520 of the Week and the King of the Week into 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.440 I know we can definitely talk about it. UM. I'm 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.640 kind of think, oh my god, the girl that breaking 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:58.320 did dp bro that was down. So before the show, 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.840 we had Sam White out shout out to our host. Um, 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.480 you guys loved him, by the way. We had him 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:07.840 host two shows, two games shows or yeah games whatever, 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:12.480 quote quota ho and the like. Our listeners had to 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.800 guess who said what, and we came up with some 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:16.520 really good quotes. I don't know if you can. One 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.919 of my favorite ones was the bonus quote. He said, 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:22.160 all bitches and he has got in good dicks and 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.800 and they'll be smiling. And nobody realized that was leak 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.320 the lips. But anything that pretty much had to do 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.719 with like throwing up and getting wasted and being emotional, 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:33.240 everybody knew was me. And then and then here we 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.479 go with us, what the plan being, I've taken Plan 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.720 B with billionaires. I ain't have no fucking baby. And 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.280 then in fact, no, no, everybody knew. Everyone knew that 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:45.600 was me. Like there was a girl that we had 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.160 like never have I ever game? And me and Mandy 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.280 are in like the back right getting our makeup done, 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:53.040 and I hear him says, anyone ever had done DP? 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:57.120 And then everybody goes, there was a girl who um 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:00.280 she said one love her boy told me when we 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.320 were at dinner the other night, he said, the final 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.320 question was have you ever sucked a celebrity? And she 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:11.640 was the last one standing. That's hilarious. Doubt it not stop. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.080 You know what's so crazy? You bring him up and 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:20.000 he has been literally he just so he's actually for 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:24.640 those who followed me on no, actually shut up, well, 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:28.240 Fellam Bay is actually no longer Fellam Bay. For those 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:31.680 of you who um follow me on Instagram and came 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.680 to the live show, Um, just as quickly as he 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:37.640 entered My Love My Life, he also exited it. Um 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:41.400 he is back in carthree. I did not know. I 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.320 think he led me to believe he had just got out. 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:44.640 He's been out for a three years, he's been out 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:46.760 for two years. Two years, he's been out for two years. 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:49.880 He did eight years. Um. People were asking in the 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.080 show June. It's so funny. I thought he would have 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:55.440 been there. Speaking of Nia there barely let us say 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.840 welcome to horrible decisions before some bitch took her fingers 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:04.200 say and that like that, I said, let's get this start. Yeah, 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.480 let's go in and let's go in and go. So no, no, 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:11.160 My ex girlfriend was there too, which was hilarious because 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.760 when I was dating her is when I met him 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.800 and they were both I could see them both like 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.480 turn and look at each other and then she was like, oh, 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.080 it's not nice to finally meet him. He was like, yeah, 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:24.920 it's not that bit that Yeah. And another person that 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.320 I slept with was also in attendance to Like, I 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.960 just really appreciated that lovers um two women and then him, 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.679 but that lovers could be there and like support me 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:35.040 and I'll be in the same room and get along. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:36.360 And I was just like, this is just my one 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:40.880 happy whole family. Yeah. A lot of my lovers live 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:42.920 out of town, but they bought tickets even though they 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.319 didn't show up. A lot of people bought tickets for 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:49.080 us that it was still crazy package. Yeah, and um yeah, 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.000 Fellam Bay would have been there. It was planned for 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.080 him to be there, um, and that's why he actually 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.920 so he ended up listening to the episode that we 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:59.000 talked about, and you know what, he wasn't upset about 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.319 me calling him fellam Bay laughed at it. The part 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:02.959 that pissed him off the most was, I guess he 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.319 caught that. I said he had a medium dick, and 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:10.400 he rode my ass about saying that, and I was like, 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.719 but if it fits in me, I still like you. 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:16.200 It's like a pocket. It's like, you know, you're good. Um. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.679 And so yeah, he's no longer. I wanted to say 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:21.559 something that's superdo it. I thought that happened and we 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.079 didn't meet and greet after and got to meet so 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:24.880 many of you. I hung out with a couple from 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.800 Cleveland after. I really liked them. They were so Yeah, 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.840 they were super no social media. The girl sent us 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.959 like an emails like thanks so much. Yeah, she was super. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:35.840 I do want to give a shout out, I guess 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:40.000 to the people who traveled we had from Chris. Shout 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.839 out Chrissie from Chicago. UM. Also, UM, I don't know 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:46.199 name from Toronto. I feel bad, I don't know, but 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.160 shout out home girl from Toronto. Shout out the chick 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.160 who was there at four pm and helped us set 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:55.040 up chairs from Boston. Oh my god. She came so 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.640 early that the venue just let her in and she 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:01.160 was like, Hi, I'm up. She was three hours really um, 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:04.199 and she just walked in and she's like, just really 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.000 want to screen. I think she thought I was screaming 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:07.599 at her because I was like, are you fucking kidding me? 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:11.559 She and she was just super dope. Also shout out 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:13.959 UM to t J and his wife, UM, which is 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:18.040 the couple from the Baltimore. She's the teacher. She came 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:19.839 in and did her rap that she did at the 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.319 Browing Idiots show, UM, which is where I met them. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:23.920 And they also shout out if you guys want to 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.960 listen to a couple's podcast, they have one called Quarrels 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:32.320 the Corals Show. I believe ye Lovers Coral. No, there's 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.440 a group of three girls that came up to us. 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:36.320 They were so adorable and they said, so we had 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.800 raffles that were giveaways for sex toys and The final 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.520 raffle is a threesome day with me and Mandy where 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.800 we take somebody out. So these girls come up to 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:44.760 us maybe ten minutes before the raffles are called. They're like, 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.840 we always write you guys ems, I think they said, 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:48.319 and they were like, we just want to smoke all 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:51.040 out some time or like kick it or whatever. And 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.559 I said, oh, maybe I'll win the raffle. And then 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.400 suddenly they call it and been scream and it's so 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.320 funny because everyone else said, we're taking pictures with Yahoo 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.760 was playing that ship. I don't know that it wasn't 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:05.760 playing deservice. So we're gonna hang out with her on Sunday. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:13.120 We're going to um but yeah, so that was cool 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.200 and I was gonna say I'm losing my train of thought, 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:18.520 but um yeah, I really liked that, and I wish 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.120 we could do this every time, and I hope we can. 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:22.480 People that flew in. I think we hung out with 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:25.120 all of them after for food, right, most of them, 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.320 not all of them, Okay, um yeah, because the other 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:29.880 girls from Chicago was like, y'all invited the other girls 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:31.640 for Chicago, but not of us, And I was like, 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:36.520 we just all that girl to a few of our 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:38.640 listeners took pictures with us and I was like, oh, 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:40.160 tack us in them, and they were like, I don't 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:43.960 have social media. And that fucked me up because I thought, damn, 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.120 you really listen to this podcast. You followed it. You 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:48.600 fucking had to listen to our voices to go on event, right, 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.120 because you don't see us most things, you still are here. Yeah, 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.199 it's it's pretty crazy. Well, we're gonna get right into 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:58.280 the show for this week, and so you guys know, 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:01.160 we like to begin with a ink of the week. Um, 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:05.800 and this one just it resonates with me kind of 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.160 sort of now in my life. Um, but no, it's 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.040 it's rather it's rather interesting. So the kink of the 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:16.199 week for this week is hy bristophilia, and hybristophilia is 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:21.280 a paraphilia in which sexual arousal facilitation and attainment and 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:26.880 attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contention upon how 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:30.439 that's got no b Being with a partner known to 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.959 have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known in fidelities, or 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:37.600 crimes such as rape, murder, or armed robbery. Being attracted 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:41.480 to those things or gets it's actually being attracted and 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:46.480 finding at attraction and orgasm to those type of people. Dude, 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:47.920 I don't want to talk about this razing because me 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:49.920 and level Way just had a conversation about me wanting 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.679 to play the scene out and I feel like, well, 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:56.480 that's different. That's something completely different with this um particular kink. 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.800 It's people who are aroused by knowing that their partners 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:05.079 did these crimes. So um, so I have I used 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:06.760 to get put my pussy web for drug dealers? Does 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.520 that count or is it a money thing? It's it's 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:11.400 actually people who are incarcerated, people who are in jail 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:14.280 or have been in jail. Um And so I what 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:19.240 do you google to find this Mandy prison bay kinks 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:23.040 or something like that. I was like kinks of people 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.839 in jail because you know, I'm sitting here and I 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.920 know I told you all that I am not a writer. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.760 Die and I literally had a whole conversation with my 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:34.480 coworkers today, like, so this letter that I write him 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.400 and jailed? Is it handwritten? Do I ask? Do I? 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:41.679 How do I started? I know? So I'm actually considering 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:47.120 writing fell in Bay. Okay, I'll yeah, when I write it, 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:49.480 I'll share, I'll share with y'all the story. You know 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.079 what Nick is be doing in jail? Tell me I 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.839 want to know. Please tweet Mandy or we're gonna I'm 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:56.080 working on our horrible decisions Twitter. I'm trying to keep 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:57.520 it to the one that you guys already know that's 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.760 like lockdown. But tweet us about if this is true 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.760 or not. Why do niggas from jail always draw ship 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:07.199 and send you artwork because they're boy, That's why, Like, 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:08.559 I'm not gonna lie. I talked to him and I 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:12.319 told him vocabulary is was so well. I was like, 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.559 what the fucking books they give you all jail goddamn 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:18.280 articularly you are articulated as fun um. So it's funny 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.080 because as I was looking this up, I was like, 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:23.680 why would someone be attracted to someone in jail? Um? 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:25.320 And so I looked it up. These are a couple 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.800 of reasons. Tell me if any of these makes sense. Um. 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:31.040 Some believe that they can change a man as cruel 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:34.840 and powerful as a serial killer. Others see the little 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:38.360 boy that the killer once was and seek to nurture him. Um. 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.880 A few hope to share in the media spotlight or 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.560 get a book or movie deal. However, this was one 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:48.280 of the best explanations of this, and I think that, um, 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:50.680 this comes to sense with maybe some of the relationship 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:55.800 discussions we've had. Then there's the notion of the perfect boyfriend. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.720 She knows where he is at all times and knows 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.480 that he's thinking about her. While she can claim that 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:03.960 someone loves her, she does not have to endure the 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.640 day to day issues involved in most relationships. There's no 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.600 laundry to do, no cooking for him, and no accountability 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.000 to him. She can keep the she can keep the 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.600 fantasy charged up for a long time. And when I 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.720 read that, I said, that makes a lot of sense. 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:20.280 That's the most reasonable one. That makes a lot of sense. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:24.320 And it's weird because I don't have that fascination. Of course, 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:27.920 I met fell e Bay outside of jail, um, and 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:29.720 I'm mad that he's had this impact on me to 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:32.360 where I actually want to write him and to say this. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.480 But the thing that I can correlate closest to that 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:38.680 is having long distance relationships. And I've been in a lot. 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:42.240 But you don't feel in control over that either. To me, 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.360 when they're out, you still know that they can do 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.080 whatever the fun they want. To do. I don't know 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:48.360 the long distance relationships. I feel like it's like less 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:52.200 ship to argue about. Like it's all like anticipating seeing 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:55.080 each other. What's gonna happen. It's gonna happen, always gonna happen. Bitch. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.240 Fuck you know any movies I watched with lover Bay 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:59.080 at this point, I want that nigga go back, come back, 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:03.280 We buy and then like, oh I got ten more days. Shit, 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:07.080 that's what I'm looking for. So I wanted UM. This 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:09.400 actually brought me to this, and it's a site that 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:11.200 I knew of for a while because I make jokes 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:13.280 with all of my all of my guys who live 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.120 in other states, and I'm like, if I wanted a 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.640 pen pal, I'd go to inmate dot com. So for 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:20.440 you guys listening to the show writing me and you 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.320 can just click on different ones. I would love for 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:25.480 you guys, if you're currently listening, get onto yourself. Are 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:28.360 you about to give them his name? No bit? Type 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:34.480 in inmates dot com and UM podcast on speaker get 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:39.120 it out and so inmate dot com is inmates seeking 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:42.680 friendship outside of phone. Now because I'm gonna pass you mind, 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:44.480 I'm going to read the first one because I literally 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:46.960 spent probably an hour going through these weeks with my 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:49.800 roommate and it's so much fun. So here is I'm 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.120 not going to say his name, right, so I'm reading 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:56.280 one now. Hold on, bitch, I'm already wanted. You can 0:16:56.360 --> 0:17:00.920 read them compass. Do you want him? I want the perfect? Oh? Um, 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:03.640 I'm on here and they actually have bios like you 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.280 would on match dot com. And so can the inmates 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.560 access this website? And these are the yes. I guess 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:11.800 in prison you have access to computers. Yeah, they do 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:14.760 because I've done a computer like so this one, the 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:18.199 bio says, are you the one I'm looking for? Um? 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:21.360 And so I'll just read maybe his first? You know thing. 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:23.960 It gives me great pleasure to have this opportunity of 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.960 meeting a special woman I can devote my undivided attention to. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:30.560 If you happen to know, if you happen to be herd, 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:32.440 then I'm reaching out with high hopes of touching you, 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:34.520 And it doesn't have to be physically in order for 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:38.679 you to fil me clearly, I seek to stimulate your 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.280 mind with uplifting thoughts, corress your heart with my conscience, 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:45.720 loving care and ultimately be a positive, motivating presence in 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:48.200 your life. I desire a lady who's equally looking for 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:50.920 something meaningful. So at the bottom of these mind you, 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:53.399 he has a long paragraph explaining who he can do 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:57.639 this for the rest of the episode honestly because no, 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:02.760 but so I'm when you go on, you read their 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:05.720 their bio, their information, and then at the very bottom 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:11.159 it has personal information. Is tender for jail? I said, 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:13.560 can you calm down, because I said, you're going to 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:19.680 read another one. So this one the personal information. You 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:22.200 have their sex, race, date of birth, height, weight, and 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:25.160 it also gives you the length of their sentence, incarceration date, 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:29.639 and what they were convicted of. This particular guy was 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:34.360 incarcerated in two thousand three. The length of his sentence 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:38.080 is fifteen years, and he is convicted of attempted murder 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:40.680 and drive by shooting. I was just like, oh, Lord, 0:18:40.840 --> 0:18:42.960 and a couple of them. You see murder, you see 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:46.760 first degree, you see um, if they sold drugs, is 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.280 there a cost associated not that I saw? No, Like, basically, 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:53.080 so how do they make money? Click click here to 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:55.320 send message. No, it's free for us. You must have 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:57.720 to pay for ship. And then it says, please write 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:00.400 their whole address is at the bottom as well. Anybody 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:02.240 you want to do you want to just find one? 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:04.080 I guess you want to find one, dude. I just 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:07.159 want to look at these dudes. He was cute. Let 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:09.560 me see inmate thinking friendship outside of prison laws. While 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:12.040 society at largest social media to thank for new friendships 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:16.119 in relationships and insights. It's total social exclusive for an inmate, 0:19:16.240 --> 0:19:18.400 not only physical. But this is her first time saying 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:24.520 the site. By the way, guys, so she's just cute. 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:28.600 Read names we don't know. This is on Google. Ian 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:32.920 is cute as what's up? I'm a virgo in my 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:38.760 name Seattle. I'm green Astis. We'll tell us one seventy 0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:41.160 and a lean act can go down. What is his conviction? 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:45.280 I'm an artist in worlder by trade, and I in 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:50.760 licensed tattoo artists and I define man shit, what American dream? 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:54.640 No games, no bowl? I'm wasting precious life. I feel 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:59.360 like not challenging myself. I've been in prison for seven 0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:01.720 years three I'm ready to be home and get going 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:06.920 with life. Um, white male, we know, I like twelve 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:09.080 years for first degree possession of the fire. That's it. 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:14.879 Oh attempted Robert Oh attempted robbery to attempted bit. I 0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:16.920 know the Joe type. Let me see here you go 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:25.440 with mine? What Mr Worth the way? Excuse me, beautifully 0:20:28.359 --> 0:20:31.000 send me photos. I was dump because of my incarceration. 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:32.960 Hold on, I'm sorry, I want to scroll up really quick. 0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:35.320 Let me tell you what these niggas is doing in jail. 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:38.320 My wait, my six favorite songs to start your own 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:41.960