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Speaker 1: While you're drinking, I don't know what we're gonna think about.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're gonna think about, but let's
Speaker 1: get cracking and drinking. We can do the first part.
Speaker 1: We've done wrestling in the past, right, so we don't
Speaker 1: we've done Have we done movie stars? I think we have.
Speaker 1: I think we've done music, movies and wrestling, Or we
Speaker 1: did cartoon characters. We did cartoon characters. Okay, what do
Speaker 1: you want to do? I don't know. Before we get started,
Speaker 1: I want to show you this video that I told
Speaker 1: you I found. Oh do I need a link? No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull it up on the screen. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna black it out so we don't get any trumping.
Speaker 1: But since I have it here, it's uh, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: It's a world Star style video. As we were we
Speaker 1: were recording with Luke, I saw Kurt Angle trending on
Speaker 1: Twitter and I was like, well, that's weird. Why it's
Speaker 1: Kurt Angle trending? You know, it hasn't been on TV,
Speaker 1: And it's because there's a video there's an incident where
Speaker 1: there are some people scuffling. Do you want to crack
Speaker 1: the drink while we watch this? Well, I don't want
Speaker 1: to start drinking. Oh you don't want to start drinking? No,
Speaker 1: because it's part of the game. Okay, all right, Well
Speaker 1: I just wanted to show you. Let's see why card
Speaker 1: Angle was trending. Okay, all right, so you see this
Speaker 1: video here. There's no audio, but here's okay, here's a video.
Speaker 1: It looks like there's some sort of gathering of people
Speaker 1: and in a parking lot, and to to my view,
Speaker 1: it looks like some people pushing each other in the
Speaker 1: left hand corner. Oh okay, I'm like, where am I looking?
Speaker 1: It looks like a male and a female. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: some jockey. I think the female's trying to hold the
Speaker 1: male back from Yeah. Yeah, this could be some sort
Speaker 1: of work scenario that looks like three people wearing the
Speaker 1: same shirt. Yes, one guy's like, what you want? She's
Speaker 1: definitely holding them back. But oh, he's like, do you
Speaker 1: want some of this? Yeah, he had his hands in
Speaker 1: the pockets. Oh, look he's doing a tracy some mothers.
Speaker 1: He's taking his off. I thought he pulled out a
Speaker 1: gun and I was like, what, Oh they're going they're
Speaker 1: going scuffle. She says, no, don't do it. He's like
Speaker 1: yet his shamee. And then there's that lady in the
Speaker 1: middle there. What does she do get out of here?
Speaker 1: She's a referee. She looks she's ready to count the
Speaker 1: three from me. Here we go, ready almost up? There
Speaker 1: he goes, he pushed her. Oh, I have a lady's
Speaker 1: pulling the other lady. Oh, he's ready to slap his
Speaker 1: bitch in the face. There we go, We're we're duking.
Speaker 1: I would love to know what they're fighting. Oh he's already.
Speaker 1: Oh his hat fell off. There we go, whoap, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. There he just gave him two German souplexes.
Speaker 1: Look at them. He's got a promo. Wow. Now I
Speaker 1: bet he wished that girl held him back. Look at her.
Speaker 1: What the hell he's like? Damn, this guy's mad. Look
Speaker 1: at his shoes match and holy that's why kurd Angle
Speaker 1: was trending. Somebody got back to back Germans. Wow, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna guess a bitch. No, it's gotta be a bitch.
Speaker 1: Bitches are the problem all the time. Everyone's causing problem.
Speaker 1: Stare you come on, that's terrible. All right, we have
Speaker 1: to think, well, thank you for that. That was fun.
Speaker 1: I had to see why Kurt Angle was trending. I
Speaker 1: was like, well, you know, you see somebody trending, sometimes
Speaker 1: you think the worst. So I clicked on it just
Speaker 1: out of morbid curiosity, but was pleasantly surprised to see
Speaker 1: another man get German sup plex. Very good. Okay, now
Speaker 1: onto business, all right, why don't we just try to
Speaker 1: do uh? Oh okay, So I have my good old
Speaker 1: not your father's root beer I'm going, oh, he's got
Speaker 1: a whole freaking taste. I got one black cherry left
Speaker 1: and the rest are all my favorite six. This is six,
Speaker 1: but I think the wife hit it the other night,
Speaker 1: so there is one down white claw. I don't like
Speaker 1: the stigma surrounding the white claw as a I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna throw an aniol in here. Pussy drink, Okay, it is,
Speaker 1: it is not it is. I don't like beer. Okay,
Speaker 1: now why Here's what I'm gonna say. When I was
Speaker 1: in Boston, I had a rough day. I had a
Speaker 1: coarse light. Okay, I have had a corse light in
Speaker 1: a while. I got accused of drinking piss beer. So
Speaker 1: even when I drink beer, I get shipped for what
Speaker 1: I drink. So I don't care. I like that, multiple people,
Speaker 1: multiple people. If you like it, you drink it. But
Speaker 1: it's a low alcohol content. I think it tastes like
Speaker 1: piss water myself. There's no fruit flavor in it. What's
Speaker 1: I just the whole line of those seltzers, whatever they're called.
Speaker 1: I think they all suck. They all suck, and they're
Speaker 1: girly drinks for people who don't want to get hammered. Well,
Speaker 1: you have about six or seven of these, you will
Speaker 1: be hammered. I hate to tell you. You got your
Speaker 1: pile them up. You have to pile them up. But
Speaker 1: you just can't have one or two and fill a
Speaker 1: buzz because I just I started drinking liquor, probably over beer,
Speaker 1: probably like two thousand and five, two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: I ever went back. I used to drink rolling Rock.
Speaker 1: That was my beer of choice. I can't just go
Speaker 1: and say I'm I don't have a jack and coke
Speaker 1: right now, or a or a rum and coke or
Speaker 1: a because it's twelve o'clock, it's twenty six in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: and I don't have a bar set up alcohol. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what you're drinking. So that's why I love
Speaker 1: the claw. Yo, I love this. You love the claw,
Speaker 1: and that's fine. But I was a you know, our
Speaker 1: buddy Danny, the twitch guy. Right. I was at a
Speaker 1: party in his house a couple of weeks ago. He goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I got a white claw, you know, a cooler over there.
Speaker 1: I went to get it and one of his home
Speaker 1: boys was there and he said to me, he goes,
Speaker 1: white claw. He goes, maybe it's because you're a Mets fan,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, those are fighting words, like
Speaker 1: damn see that? Well, you know, you drink what you like.
Speaker 1: Who am I to judge? Just drink what you want?
Speaker 1: And that's your root beer? Correct, it's my root beer.
Speaker 1: Now what is the alcohol content on one can of yours? Well,
Speaker 1: let me see if the black cherry is any for
Speaker 1: this is five percent alcohol? But okay, okay, let me
Speaker 1: see is this oneon the lemon is also five percent?
Speaker 1: Now there's a like Supreme White Claw that has come
Speaker 1: out that's more more alcoholic, but I can't find it.
Speaker 1: We've been looking for it all over the place. So
Speaker 1: my husband drinks a beer that he had in the
Speaker 1: Germany Pavilion in Epcot. It's grapefruit, I forget what it's
Speaker 1: called structum highmerc Persian pushiam something like that. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: very low low alcohol content. But he doesn't drink it
Speaker 1: to get drunk. He just likes the taste of it.
Speaker 1: So he'll have like one or two and then that's it.
Speaker 1: No buzz, no nothing. He just thinks it tastes phenomenal.
Speaker 1: So I mean it just you know, you're drinking it
Speaker 1: if you want to get messed up. I don't feel
Speaker 1: like White Claws the thing to go to. But if
Speaker 1: you're just having a couple of cocktails and you're relaxing
Speaker 1: and you like to taste, do it. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: have a bus. Especially the guy that sides your husband
Speaker 1: have to have about two hundred of these. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I I would say nine times out of ten, the
Speaker 1: only reason I would drink is to get drunk. Okay,
Speaker 1: well to each the room, cheers, cheers, cheers. So let's
Speaker 1: start off. Let's just start off with like, uh, television stars,
Speaker 1: character name or actor actors. Oh that's tough, that's tough,
Speaker 1: and that's why. Okay, this could be rough. All right.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to start or would you have
Speaker 1: to actors or actresses or either? Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: that made it a little bit better. I'll start, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm just I know who I'm gonna sign, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna it's gonna be good. I think this is
Speaker 1: his name, Aaron Williams. Is he Potsy from Happy Days? Anson?
Speaker 1: Williams Anson, Aaron, Okay, I got one, okay, William H.
Speaker 1: Macy Okay, and you didn't even have to take a sip. Now,
Speaker 1: what show was he on, most famously recently Shameless. Okay,
Speaker 1: just ended, I need an m M and Shameless went
Speaker 1: down the tubes fast. I wasn't good. Huh the ending,
Speaker 1: it's been terrible. Uh. Marlee Matt Mattson Marley Maitland, Maitland,
Speaker 1: she's the deaf actress. Lady. I'm not laughing at her
Speaker 1: death as I'm laughing at the fact I don't know
Speaker 1: these people's name. Classic side Felt appearance, Yes, I got
Speaker 1: one on him, and you need to think pick up
Speaker 1: your freaking can I know what I have to think
Speaker 1: about this? And it technically counts as a television star.
Speaker 1: Mickey Dolan's he was yeah, okay, hmm. Can I use
Speaker 1: our forty fifth president, mister Donald Trump, because he was
Speaker 1: on the Apprentice? You absolutely could? You? Absolutely you? Donald.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna take a sip even though I
Speaker 1: know who I'm gonna say as well, because why not
Speaker 1: Tom Selick. Oh, my sister loves Tom Selleck. Try and listening.
Speaker 1: I grew up. All I was told is he was
Speaker 1: Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck was on the Frontery and oh
Speaker 1: was he really made a little appearance? Yes he did,
Speaker 1: so I need an ass right yep mm hmm hmmm. Oh,
Speaker 1: Sally Struthers double s. She was on All in the
Speaker 1: Family as What the hell was her name? I wanted
Speaker 1: to say Rita, but it's not Gloria. Gloria, that was it? Okay, Sally,
Speaker 1: I'm hoping this alcohol will numb the pain of my teeth.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's right, throbbing m Can y'all see
Speaker 1: look for the blue the blue? How about the flying
Speaker 1: nun Sally field Field? I like her? Can I say myself?
Speaker 1: Since I'm generally on t V television now, had you
Speaker 1: guest start on a television show as a character, I
Speaker 1: would have said, yes, I was on Inside Edition. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking more like you know on Family Matters. Frand Dresser, Dresser,
Speaker 1: Fran Dresser. Okay, d Treasure the hell mhm hate the show.
Speaker 1: Hate the show? The show from Fraser David Hyde Pierce,
Speaker 1: I hate, I hate a horrible show. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: Pete pe mm hmm. Well, I'm gonna just bounce off
Speaker 1: of you and say Peter Tork because I can't think
Speaker 1: of anybody. Well. By the time we're done, we'll see
Speaker 1: if we can name all mines for sure. Okay, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'll take a sip. Tim Allen, oh Tim the tool Man,
Speaker 1: Anson Williams Okay, oh hm hmm, I got them? And
Speaker 1: hash okay and hash. She used to be uh Ellen's
Speaker 1: for a while before she moved on to Portia de Rossi,
Speaker 1: but not not Ellen. Yes, and Anne he ish married
Speaker 1: a man. That's what I was laughing at. There was
Speaker 1: always the belief Ellen she's, you know, into the ladies.
Speaker 1: When she would open up her show, which is ending,
Speaker 1: the show is going off the air. Ellen would dance
Speaker 1: through the aisles and she's a bad dancer, but she'd
Speaker 1: be grinding up on these ladies and they're all like yay.
Speaker 1: She's probably all like yeah, she was a horrible dancer.
Speaker 1: She was never in beat with the music. Like I
Speaker 1: couldn't understand why everybody thought she was so great dancing.
Speaker 1: It was arable. My daughter hates Ellen with a passion,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why do you hate Elkie? She hates her.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. She's always like eh Ellen, Ellen,
Speaker 1: like Ellen is you know, into the into the female persuasion,
Speaker 1: and she'd be coming down all these housewives in the
Speaker 1: crowd going yeah, it's Ellen. Yeah, guess what I'd let
Speaker 1: Ellen grind my leg if it was if it was
Speaker 1: that show where she gives away at Christmas time, she
Speaker 1: can grind my leg all she wants, give me, give
Speaker 1: me a free car. Get Ellen. Just jesus. I am
Speaker 1: upset that we never got to go on the Ellen ride.
Speaker 1: Okay in Epcot? Which one? Which one was that? It
Speaker 1: was the Oh god, it was the one with it
Speaker 1: was boring the first eight minutes. It's just Ellen on
Speaker 1: on a big screen. But then you like drive through
Speaker 1: when you see dinosaurs and I don't know of the
Speaker 1: Universe of Energy. I think it was called Okay interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we never got to go on it. But I don't
Speaker 1: even know whose turn it is. I got it. You
Speaker 1: had you said Henry, You said Anne haysh I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say Henry Winkler. Winkler, So two characters from Happy Days
Speaker 1: on fact about Henry Winkler. He is one of the
Speaker 1: most fan friendly people at signings. He is he is uh.
Speaker 1: He was out of signing. I did, and his line
Speaker 1: was like long and he was coming. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the hold up was, but he was talking. He
Speaker 1: came out of the room. I was talking to the people.
Speaker 1: Are you all right? I know it's a long wait.
Speaker 1: Are you okay? It's just so sweet. I thought that
Speaker 1: was so nice to him. I saw him one day
Speaker 1: when I was working at thirty Rock. He was on
Speaker 1: the Today Show. They were escorting him to the elevators
Speaker 1: and I walked by and I waved and he went,
Speaker 1: hello nice. I was just like, that's the Fonds have.
Speaker 1: This is going back maybe two three years, maybe in
Speaker 1: four years. There's a comedian named Jeff Die and he's
Speaker 1: a cute kid. He's he's young, he's a cute guy.
Speaker 1: He's a he's a stand up. But he had a
Speaker 1: show that was on I think NBC. It was Henry Winkler,
Speaker 1: Captain Kirk William Shatner, the football guy. That's real old ship.
Speaker 1: He was a Steeler. I believe he does the Fox. Yes,
Speaker 1: Terry Bradshaw, George Foreman. He had all the old guys
Speaker 1: and he took them like on tour around the world.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that? It was? I love that show.
Speaker 1: It was such a fun show. But they were all
Speaker 1: old timers. Henry Winklers on it, and he was the
Speaker 1: sweetest soul, really cute. But mine is w mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I don't like her. But Wendy Williams, I don't like
Speaker 1: her hard. When Liz was first out on Mattornity to
Speaker 1: leave in twenty eleven, it was like Wendy Williams was
Speaker 1: on Loop because that was the only ship that was
Speaker 1: on TV. I would rather sit in darkness. I don't
Speaker 1: like that lady at all. Annoying. Let me ask you
Speaker 1: this one, this is an interesting one. Would you accept
Speaker 1: Walt Disney. Walt Disney, he used to be on the
Speaker 1: Wonderful World of Disney. He would do all the intro.
Speaker 1: He wasn't on the Wonderful World, but he would introduce
Speaker 1: the show. He would introduce the now you're gonna watch
Speaker 1: the World of Tomorrow, and I'm Walt Disney and blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Right, if not, I'll change. I'll think you
Speaker 1: can do that all right, thank you? Hm hmmm so
Speaker 1: d mm hm oh my. Now when you draw a
Speaker 1: blank and you just can't think of anything, there's been
Speaker 1: some foot all players that you could use for d
Speaker 1: that have been guest stars and also starret on television shows.
Speaker 1: So you could dip into some sports realm if necessary,
Speaker 1: Because there have been a lot I'm thinking something with David,
Speaker 1: but I can't think of a list. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of good David's. Yeah, like, who am I thinking of? David? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was gonna say, think about a show with
Speaker 1: the Beyond. I never watched it. I didn't either, but
Speaker 1: I love the song about Watch Red Diaries with David
Speaker 1: the covey. You know what Red Shoe Diaries is. It
Speaker 1: was one of those showtime late night programs in the nineties.
Speaker 1: David du coveney. I don't know why he was. There
Speaker 1: might have been a movie that he was in that
Speaker 1: the show spun off from. But all he would do
Speaker 1: is read these letters that people would send him. In
Speaker 1: The letters would be the story. Was it like the
Speaker 1: House Letters? Sort of company? Watch it all right, David
Speaker 1: d coveney. Wait, I heard it much louder in my ear. Wait,
Speaker 1: I know what's gonna happen. You're gonna do the voiceover
Speaker 1: again and my burps are going to be no from
Speaker 1: the Simpsons. It's funny, David d' coveney. All right, let
Speaker 1: me see. By the way, yeah, drink my mouth hurts.
Speaker 1: Have I mentioned that? You don't care? How about Dick
Speaker 1: but kiss The former football player. He used to be
Speaker 1: on a lot of shows. He was. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's no, that's Alex. What's his name, Alex or was
Speaker 1: that their name on the show? I think George Papadopolis
Speaker 1: was the character. His name was Alex Kolaris or careers er. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm blinking on it. I don't know. I know who
Speaker 1: you're talking about. But Dick, but kiss Dick Buckus. So
Speaker 1: I need a bee and I can't use our friend Brutus.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of Now look now, look at Luke
Speaker 1: and how great Luke was. Yeah, Brutus the Barbara Beefcake.
Speaker 1: Come on, Bruce, listen. I put our guest over. I
Speaker 1: called him handsome. I mean I would put Brutus over.
Speaker 1: I'm sure if Paul Hayman called Brutus beef Cake in
Speaker 1: ninety seven, Brutus Beefcake would have been doing this in
Speaker 1: the middle of the c W reader came out with
Speaker 1: that pink oufit with we would have said, we would
Speaker 1: have seen Brutus Dudley walking around. Yeah, okay, where's my letter?
Speaker 1: But kiss b M Who Betty White, Oh, Betty White,
Speaker 1: back to w such a bet she's like ninety nine.
Speaker 1: God bless her quickly. I saw a that's a picture
Speaker 1: of Betty White. It was the Friends Reunion on the left,
Speaker 1: and on the right it said Golden Girls Reunion and
Speaker 1: it was Betty White with Ouiji board. Oh that's side,
Speaker 1: Come on, that's side. I just watched a clip of
Speaker 1: Betty White one SNL. She was with Keenan Thompson. She
Speaker 1: was his grandma, which made no sense. But they were harassing. Uh.
Speaker 1: It was like juvenile jail or, like the teenagers that
Speaker 1: go to jail. Betty was like, listen, crap. She was
Speaker 1: so cute. All right, I got one. Bill Hayter was
Speaker 1: just laughing his ass off like he always did. You're
Speaker 1: giving good you're giving good names. Keep sorry, all right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Did I lose it? W okay, Boy meets World remember
Speaker 1: Boy Mean's World. I didn't watch it, but I know
Speaker 1: of based out of Philly. They were supposed to be
Speaker 1: in the suburbs of Philadelphia. Will Freddle who the heck
Speaker 1: was that? He was the brother but he also was
Speaker 1: the voice of Batman beyond. How do you know his name?
Speaker 1: I remember from the credits fredl or Fate. It's either
Speaker 1: Fred or Fradle, So it goes back to an f
Speaker 1: or Freddell or something like that. Somebody's driving by your
Speaker 1: house on a motorcycle. Yep, damn kids, it's so nice
Speaker 1: here today. Oh my gosh that when we're done, I
Speaker 1: send you a picture. I was walking to the post
Speaker 1: office because there's no humidity. It was like eighty degrees
Speaker 1: this morning. Oh my god, I think I'm going to
Speaker 1: take them the swim. I need to tan because I'm
Speaker 1: milky white. Oh my arms were peeling from my purple
Speaker 1: tan I had two weeks ago. F Yeah, what's Frank
Speaker 1: Stallone on television? I mean, he's Frank Stalone. You can
Speaker 1: do whatever the hell he wants. And he looks good
Speaker 1: fifty five did you know that? Well, now that he's
Speaker 1: probably like seventy two, looks really good for seventy two.
Speaker 1: All right, So Frank Stallone? Was he on a TV?
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was. Yeah. I think he was probably
Speaker 1: on the Love Boat or something. Yeah, exactly. I hear
Speaker 1: the love Boat's got some uh, it's got some rewatchability. Hey,
Speaker 1: just Captain Stuping just died, I know. And by the way,
Speaker 1: love Boat is new for plex. Yes, very proud of
Speaker 1: his love boot. Yes, and I was making fun of
Speaker 1: him the other day and I was just like, boat, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a big fan of Gopher and Doc. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But he was telling me about certain episodes that I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here like, okay, I think is whole Colgan on
Speaker 1: the love boat? There might be a wrestling love boat?
Speaker 1: Sure there was? All right, who was it? What did you? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? Are you almost done that first one? I'm
Speaker 1: almost done mine. Steve Martin. Yeah, Mary Magdalen, Mary Magdalen,
Speaker 1: Mary Magdalen. What we're doing religious characters? Now? Okay? I
Speaker 1: thought you're going with the pornographic actress Magdalen Saint Michael's.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who that is. We have to
Speaker 1: do more porn. Worry about it, don't worry about it,
Speaker 1: for it, Sorry about it. I like her, She's a
Speaker 1: good one. I want to hear a funny, interesting story
Speaker 1: about her. Sure, okay, wait, wait, can I can I
Speaker 1: give her before? I forgot his name and I just
Speaker 1: freaking forgot his name Mark. Oh, I forgot his name Walburg.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but I'll say him, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I was just giving suggestions. I will say Mark Wahlberg
Speaker 1: because he was on the warworks. Oh did you know
Speaker 1: Nacho died? I saw. I don't follow the show, but
Speaker 1: I saw somebody else died in the mom the mom
Speaker 1: and then Nacho was in his car dead. Those Wallburg's
Speaker 1: are dropping like flies. Telling your lady, So she got
Speaker 1: into the game later in life and is a more
Speaker 1: what we would consider mature, like a milk porn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Ted millf teeter tottering on guilf style. How old is she?
Speaker 1: Like sixty? Oh, now she's probably like fifties, early sixties.
Speaker 1: She's still doing it. Oh, she's still doing it. Wow.
Speaker 1: You know what we should watch? We should watch an
Speaker 1: old lady porn for a watch? Okay? Interesting? How old
Speaker 1: and how pornographic? What's no? Because well we can't obviously
Speaker 1: we can't put the we can't show them, but we
Speaker 1: can critique it. We can. I will pull the barf
Speaker 1: bag out for sure. That would be fun. Yes, let's
Speaker 1: do it next week. We watched China's trailer. That was
Speaker 1: a trailer. I want to see. I want to watch.
Speaker 1: Well do we watch? We didn't watch the China porn
Speaker 1: did we know? We just watched the watched the trailer
Speaker 1: for the one that she was in the ring. Yes, okay, guys,
Speaker 1: but they didn't show anything. All right, China, what if
Speaker 1: we what if we really showed what we can't show?
Speaker 1: But what if we watch one of the Old Lady? Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe hilarious? Maybe What did they called Grandma porn?
Speaker 1: I mean you would just say mature mature porn? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but see, I would think if I was a porn star,
Speaker 1: I would be mature porn because I'm forty nine, am I.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not the I'm not the judge
Speaker 1: of porn categories. Grandma porn? We're watching grandma porn? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, Well one day we'll do that, absolutely God,
Speaker 1: all right. I have a I have a good one
Speaker 1: for w Yeah, multiple shows, my favorite being Charles in Charge,
Speaker 1: Willy Ames, Willy Ames, Willy Ames. I used to have
Speaker 1: a crush on. I thought he was so I didn't
Speaker 1: like Scotpeo. I liked Willy Ames in that show, okay,
Speaker 1: and then like I saw him on like some show
Speaker 1: and he was like mean and weird, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't think I like him anymore.
Speaker 1: It's it's like the wrestling edict. The good guys are
Speaker 1: usually the bad guys. He's the funny, like goofy side character,
Speaker 1: and he's really a dick. He came off as a
Speaker 1: little dickish. I don't know if there was a rehab show.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I saw him in, but I
Speaker 1: was not. I didn't like him. He could be a
Speaker 1: little dickish. Okay, well then that's good. So A Willie
Speaker 1: ames a Okay, m hm hm. We're using all the
Speaker 1: same letters, but check this one out and be Davis.
Speaker 1: You know she is, I do Alice. She's Alice from
Speaker 1: the Rainy Bunch and B Davis. Okay, an B Davis?
Speaker 1: How come Sam and her never got married. They were
Speaker 1: like sixty years old. I just like to knock boots
Speaker 1: and they just date it. Yeah. They went in the
Speaker 1: basement where Alice lived and banged and then he would
Speaker 1: leave and cut the meat. She would go pick up
Speaker 1: her butcher. One of my favorites to use it when
Speaker 1: we do anything. I've used him before, but I'll use
Speaker 1: him again. Dick van Dyke, Dick van Dike. Just saw
Speaker 1: him somewhere for something, probably doing something amazing, because he's
Speaker 1: dictating something wonderful, because he's He's a treasure, So I
Speaker 1: need another D. Do you know your name is Dick
Speaker 1: and your last name is Dike? You need you need
Speaker 1: another D? Sounds like a personal problem. Okay? Oh m hm.
Speaker 1: Was the code of fanning on television? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think she is strictly movies, okay, but the movies
Speaker 1: are broadcast on TV. Was Darryl Strawberry ever? All? Technically
Speaker 1: Darryl Strawberry was a guest star on The Simpsons. Technically,
Speaker 1: then I win. Okay, Well, I'm all about Darryl Strawberry.
Speaker 1: I was just talking about him this morning to your
Speaker 1: buddy Chad from Music City Collectibles. Are you collabbing on
Speaker 1: a sign Well, we're collabbing on a signing in August,
Speaker 1: heading down to Watertown for a uh for a signing.
Speaker 1: A virtual we're doing. He's doing a baseball virtual. Okay,
Speaker 1: but we're talking about maybe, if this one goes well,
Speaker 1: Darryl Strawberry maybe not far behind. All right, it's a
Speaker 1: Strawberry hell about Okay, wait a minute, excuse me, h.
Speaker 1: I purped a couple of times, but they're like, I
Speaker 1: larry dainty burps to go with my dainty little drink.
Speaker 1: How about from the sopranos, Steve Shripa and who was he?
Speaker 1: He was Bobby. He was Bobby Bacala, Bobby who played
Speaker 1: what was that the one that floor floor Furio? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was in love with Carmela and Carmela loved him
Speaker 1: right at one point. Yeah, so Furio that chiller, Okay,
Speaker 1: him and the grandpa or the uncle uncle junior. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: Furio took a picture with me, just stared at my
Speaker 1: boobs the whole I think that Furio. I've said this before.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a big fan of that character. I think
Speaker 1: that he was. He was right to leave and go
Speaker 1: back to Italy because he was gonna get whacked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wacked a chiller if he kept staring at my tits,
Speaker 1: because that's all he did was stare at the boobs.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's where the show title works.
Speaker 1: But then, but then do you also get the other
Speaker 1: side where the guys are purposely not trying to like
Speaker 1: look at you because they're gonna they're all like this sometimes,
Speaker 1: or they looked over my shoulder instead of but why
Speaker 1: not just look at me? That's thank you very much.
Speaker 1: That's why I named the show Eyes up Here. I
Speaker 1: don't understand perfect h Glenn GILBERTI the Disco Inferno who
Speaker 1: I don't know why we haven't had him on yet.
Speaker 1: We'll get him eventually, get him on. Joe Feenie was
Speaker 1: promoting Eyes up Here on the Creative Control Network during
Speaker 1: K one hundred with yes, yes, uh, Disco Inferno just
Speaker 1: pops in. He goes, Oh, I get it now, Eyes
Speaker 1: up Here. Don't look at my tits. There you go.
Speaker 1: Now you understand the whole concept of the title. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, how can you not? How can you not? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know who was It was Steve Shirippa s
Speaker 1: so s right, Okay, Hey there, this is the Queen
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Speaker 1: Now back to the show. Is there a Sam Dalton?
Speaker 1: Sam Dalton? You're either thinking of Darren Dalton, the Philadelphia
Speaker 1: Phillies catcher or Sam Dalton. Are you thinking of ABC
Speaker 1: News anchor Sam Donaldson. No, he was the guy with
Speaker 1: the real serious like eyebrows. Sam Dalton. Sam Dalton is
Speaker 1: an accomplished television and motion picture actor, writer, director, and producer.
Speaker 1: He began his acting career at the young age of five,
Speaker 1: when he appeared as an extra in the scene from
Speaker 1: Black Hill's Passion play in Lake Wales, Florida. Sam Dalton,
Speaker 1: I knew there was a Sam dalon. Okay, give me
Speaker 1: a credit. So what did he do? Give me one
Speaker 1: show he was on? Okay, Sam Dalton appeared. Uh, he
Speaker 1: graduated from Lenoir City High School. Okay, I know everything
Speaker 1: about this guy so far except for what he's done.
Speaker 1: Sam's recent roles have included appearances in the Disney Channel
Speaker 1: television movie Double Team Channel That's a play on words,
Speaker 1: right on track? Uh falls, falls, the shadow online, a
Speaker 1: matter of time? In aggression? Uh wait, trying to see
Speaker 1: Cats in the Cradle. He's also a stage actor Christmas
Speaker 1: Carol Sam Dalton sucks, okay, but I'll give it to
Speaker 1: you because I'm about to blow your mind. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a drink. I'm blowing my mind that I know.
Speaker 1: See a Dalton. I don't even know who the hell
Speaker 1: this guy is. There's not even a picture. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: name Bill Davidson. No, here we go, I got you ready,
Speaker 1: Here we go, Davy Jones. It's not blow my mind. No,
Speaker 1: we got three out of four monkeys. So I just
Speaker 1: need an m We need Mike Nesmitt. That's all right?
Speaker 1: So Jay, okay, can I say Judge Judy? I would
Speaker 1: accept it. I would definitely accept Judge Judy. Oh my
Speaker 1: mouth hurts. And Chad, Jay, how do you think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna feel with Bracey too? They're not comfortable when you
Speaker 1: first get them on. I'm not gonna lie and sometimes
Speaker 1: you do wake up in a lot of pain. Also,
Speaker 1: if you get a canker store in your mouth death.
Speaker 1: You know what they have on Amazon, these clear things
Speaker 1: that snap to them. It doesn't cut your your inside
Speaker 1: your mouth. I'm gonna buy them. They used to make
Speaker 1: us put wax right. Well, they have these. How do
Speaker 1: you think that's it? These? Uh, I'm gonna buy them. Okay, ready,
Speaker 1: here we go, wax do It's just supposed to be
Speaker 1: the barrier between your cheek and the the pointy part
Speaker 1: of the brace, but it doesn't work. Jerry Seinfeld, Oh,
Speaker 1: Jerry Lynn, Jerry sign another ass? So can I say
Speaker 1: Steven Seagal? Was he on TV? Technically he had a
Speaker 1: reality show then he was on TV? So there you go. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's right up there with that guy I just mentioned that.
Speaker 1: I can't even remember what his name is a little
Speaker 1: bit bigger than that guy. He's a little bit bigger
Speaker 1: than that guy in both name and stature. On the
Speaker 1: Disney Channel. Is this the grandma porn that we're watching
Speaker 1: out double teaming? We're gonna have to see a grandma
Speaker 1: porn in the most grossest form possible. We're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: We're doing it. We gotta get Edgy. We gotta get
Speaker 1: we gotta get subscribers. M Steve Gutenberg, is he on
Speaker 1: any TV show? He's just movies, He's movies, Steve go
Speaker 1: mmmm uh Sarah, Oh god? What's her name? From Roseanne?
Speaker 1: Sarah gilt Bert? Oh yeah, okay, she's on the Well,
Speaker 1: she's on the view too. She's the reason Sharon Osbourne
Speaker 1: got fired on Uh Talk? That was it? Why's that?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Sharon Osbourne sided with Tears Morgan in the
Speaker 1: debate over the princess. What's her name? The one with
Speaker 1: Harry Yes, so you can't have an opinion? No, he's tired,
Speaker 1: got it here, so sick of this ship? I know it,
Speaker 1: get it out of here? So what am I doing?
Speaker 1: G G? We haven't ed G yet. Hmmm. One of
Speaker 1: my favorite men actually got a cameo from him, and
Speaker 1: it was delightful. His name is Gilbert Goffrey. I tried
Speaker 1: to get Gilbert on the show at one point he said, no,
Speaker 1: I just got no response. Then he's not my favorite anymore.
Speaker 1: You're out, Gilbert. I just wanted him to come up,
Speaker 1: be like hello, I wonder why I'm here. Our Patreon
Speaker 1: member David Noble got me a cameo from Steve Gutenberg
Speaker 1: and Gilbert Coffrey in the past. And I showed my
Speaker 1: kids and they were amazed because Gilbert Goffrey is the
Speaker 1: voice of what aboo and uh diaga yago? Okay in Aladdin,
Speaker 1: he's the bird. He's the bird. Okay, well one of them.
Speaker 1: And they recognized the voice and they were like, hey,
Speaker 1: that's so and so, and I said, yes, I have
Speaker 1: a cameo problem now, okay, g G Gary Oldman, uh familiar,
Speaker 1: he's in I know, he's in a lot of movies.
Speaker 1: Had me on TV at some point. Damn it, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me think of another one. This is hard today?
Speaker 1: Why is this so hard? Oh? My tooth? Oh? I
Speaker 1: thought alcohol was the numb. Jerry halliwell, from the Spice Girls.
Speaker 1: She's been on reality shows? What which one she was on?
Speaker 1: One of those America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent?
Speaker 1: She was on? She was a judge? What Why would
Speaker 1: I pull that one out? Fun fact? My favorite Spice Girl?
Speaker 1: Not really a fun fact. She's your favorite. She was
Speaker 1: at the time. I was a I was an adopted
Speaker 1: Spice Girls fan, Jerry Hollowell being the main reason why
Speaker 1: I would think you would like baby for some reason. Really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never really been into blonds. Okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: red it was something about the red hair. Their movie, dude,
Speaker 1: piece of shit shouldn't have ever been making. In fact,
Speaker 1: I saw that movie with Chastity from her house. Well
Speaker 1: there's one night. Now here's a duo. I never expected
Speaker 1: to ever hear watch Spice World movie and Denise. I
Speaker 1: used to be really close with Denise, like we were
Speaker 1: like best friends for a while. Interesting, Yeah, I like her.
Speaker 1: Remind me to tell you something later. Oh, forget it.
Speaker 1: I'm writing it down. Hold on, you write it and
Speaker 1: then you'll forget it. You'll forget it is mine? H yes, halliwell,
Speaker 1: h I'm writing it down. Oh, Harry Anderson. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a great one. That's a really good one. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I was going to reapply my lipstick. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, why bother? Now, this guy created a lot
Speaker 1: of TV. Could he count Aaron Spelling? But he created
Speaker 1: a lot of TV. But if it wasn't for him,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't love Beverly. If I would have said creators,
Speaker 1: that would have been I dare say he's forgotten more
Speaker 1: television ideas that he's had than that guy who you
Speaker 1: mentioned out of the blue has ever even been up?
Speaker 1: Guy was amazing. What's his name, whatever his name was,
Speaker 1: what is his name? His name is Sam Dalton. Aaron
Speaker 1: Spelling ships more ideas out of his butt and related
Speaker 1: to successful television shows. And he's been on what was
Speaker 1: Aaron Spelling? Worth millions? Multime millions, multi millions. Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Do you know? According to his daughter Tory, he only
Speaker 1: left her a million dollars. Let me get my tiny
Speaker 1: violin out. Five children? Five children, that's a couple. That's
Speaker 1: a couple of k a kid. But if you have
Speaker 1: twenty billion dollars, you're gonna just leave me a million.
Speaker 1: Did you have a Tory spelling story? I know you.
Speaker 1: Somebody had who had a toy spelling story? Ah, somebody
Speaker 1: I did what like a like a she was a
Speaker 1: bitch to them story? I thought it was, though I
Speaker 1: can't remember who it was. Somebody told me about Tori
Speaker 1: spelling and it was I thought it was you spelling. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh that counts, yes counts bullshit again? Fine mm hmm,
Speaker 1: she didn't even say it. She's laughing. Stamp Donaldson. I
Speaker 1: was just thinking you were going to say that, Well,
Speaker 1: he's been a lot a lot of stories. Very famous
Speaker 1: clip of him getting pissed off at his producer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very funny. Oh I need another one. You know what.
Speaker 1: My one of my favorite things to hear is. I
Speaker 1: heard it once and it lingers with me. It was
Speaker 1: Casey Caseum being recorded when he wasn't. Yes, I know that.
Speaker 1: It's a very famous clip in the radio world. Get
Speaker 1: down on the phone. Where are those pictures? I was
Speaker 1: supposed to see it? He's like, and this next dedication
Speaker 1: is going out to a very special family. Their dog,
Speaker 1: Bubbles died yesterday. A dead dog. I gotta come out
Speaker 1: of an up tempo record to a dead dog. Every
Speaker 1: time they do this to me, it's a goddamn death
Speaker 1: dedication song. All right, Donaldson, all right, let me pop
Speaker 1: this guy here. Oh damn it. I don't have nails.
Speaker 1: You neither cut them all off? How the hell did
Speaker 1: the Sandman pop these things open like it was nothing?
Speaker 1: You know, I saw a very funny clip of Hulk
Speaker 1: Hogan and Steve Austin. You know Steve Austin do the
Speaker 1: beer badh thing where you throw the beers in from
Speaker 1: the side guy whatever. It was a post show thing.
Speaker 1: They go off the air, Austin hits Hogan with the stunner, right,
Speaker 1: the only time they ever interacted like that. Hogan gets up,
Speaker 1: they do the beer thing. Austin was drinking so much
Speaker 1: beer and throwing them to Hogan. You could tell Hogan
Speaker 1: was blasted by like the fifth or six one in
Speaker 1: when they're chugging them. Wait, how drunk could you get
Speaker 1: chugging those beers in front of that crowd as they
Speaker 1: wait a minute, they're working against each other, and then
Speaker 1: they become friends and start drinking. So it's the thing
Speaker 1: where Austin does like the sucker, In hits you with
Speaker 1: the stunner. You know out me, it's Steve Austin. Then
Speaker 1: he Hogan gets up and he gives him the beer.
Speaker 1: They salute they you got makes perfect sense. But can
Speaker 1: you get that drunk with them throwing the beers and
Speaker 1: you're throwing them back? I mean, if you're drinking, if
Speaker 1: you're downing beer quickly and he drank six beers, Oh
Speaker 1: he was, you could just tell come on, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: And he's doing the over exaggerated Hogan selling. So he's
Speaker 1: doing like this too. On top of it, classic were
Speaker 1: ten minutes after Oh, it was like twenty it was.
Speaker 1: And the best part is the Steve Austin music just
Speaker 1: playing on loop over and over again. But I just
Speaker 1: loved it. Nobody moved, nobody left the arena. Oh that
Speaker 1: and that was That was the best part of going
Speaker 1: to WWE TV is the after the show stuff because
Speaker 1: you could be there for another hour. All right, d
Speaker 1: D you need a date? I got one, but I
Speaker 1: don't need one. You need some D in your life.
Speaker 1: Dinah Shore Wow mm hmm. Can I say Sean Spicer
Speaker 1: you could Chase? I would say Sean Spicer, Yes, I'd
Speaker 1: accept that. Oh, how about Sean Hannity mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Howard Hessman, Hulk Hogan TV. Been on a lot of TV.
Speaker 1: You didn't even let me sing the w K rap song.
Speaker 1: Somebody just died from w KRP Herb. That was it,
Speaker 1: Herb Baby. If you ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me?
Speaker 1: The man on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, w k Yeah. Yes,
Speaker 1: the Angel of Death was the one that notified me
Speaker 1: of the death of Herb. From the to the Angel
Speaker 1: of Death, I called him. He's always like R I P.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, did you hear who? He didn't hear one?
Speaker 1: And I'm like did you hear so? And he's like damn,
Speaker 1: And then two seconds later he puts it on Facebook.
Speaker 1: He's the best. Yeah, I did know. I call him
Speaker 1: the angel of death. It used to be my brother.
Speaker 1: My sister says, I know who dies because of him
Speaker 1: because he's always posting. And there's been a couple that
Speaker 1: he posts and it gets me and I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I was sad. I didn't I didn't expect that one
Speaker 1: ned baby just died from Deliverance and many other great
Speaker 1: now movies and shows. And he'll text me, did you
Speaker 1: hear it? I'm like, sad, I just write sad and
Speaker 1: it's like, R I P. What's my letter? Oh? Hulk Hogan,
Speaker 1: h m hm, three in a row? Double h's Helen Hunt?
Speaker 1: Oh Helen Hunt. Oh yeah, I'll take us. I'll take
Speaker 1: us in mm my old boss, Oh Howard damn it
Speaker 1: another as I wonder how that big birds did in
Speaker 1: these days? Can I say, Sarah Silverman you could because
Speaker 1: she does. She did stand ups on HBO. Okay, sometimes
Speaker 1: I like her and sometimes I don't not a big fan. No,
Speaker 1: not a big fan. Sometimes I don't know, you know.
Speaker 1: The vulgarity with her is what propelled her to her
Speaker 1: I guess her height, but Eyah kind of loses me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have my push up for on today. I'm
Speaker 1: very sorry to hear that. Okay, you got it, that's
Speaker 1: how that's the pressure. Well, I'm sitting report. I don't either.
Speaker 1: I'll just sit like this the whole time that one
Speaker 1: they hit my chin. Will we accept character names? No?
Speaker 1: Damn it? Sam alone from Cheers? No? Sam Alone? Oh? Wait, right,
Speaker 1: do you? Damn it? I can't think of a good one.
Speaker 1: M I start to do the bumper for Mickey Ship.
Speaker 1: I should have did it before I started drinking. Samanthamantha.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Sex in the City Jones. No, that
Speaker 1: was her name, and Sex and the City Samantha Jones something. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was what it was. Sarah Jesca Parker, Yes, horse
Speaker 1: face herself. Oh she doesn't have a horse face. No.
Speaker 1: The most accurate South Park character depiction in history is
Speaker 1: South Park Sarah Esca Parker. Excuse me, I can't help
Speaker 1: with this, spear ras. What's my letter? P Parker? Mm? Hmmm,
Speaker 1: Peter Brady, Peter Brady. See, out of the goodness of
Speaker 1: my heart, I would accept it. No, it's not I'm
Speaker 1: not going to because you would not give it to me. No,
Speaker 1: I know. I'm just saying. There's got to be somebody
Speaker 1: named Peter talk. We already said Peter Tork, Peter Paul, Peter,
Speaker 1: Paul Bearer. No, all right, Percy Pringle. Can I say
Speaker 1: Paul Hayman New Year? We're gonna say. Yes, I'll give
Speaker 1: you Paul Hayman. I'll give you Paul Hayman. Okay. How
Speaker 1: much more time do we have? We about ten more minutes? Okay,
Speaker 1: because you have enough to do two parts? Right, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: because this is riveting Hayman. Okay, So how about let
Speaker 1: me take a drink here. I want to use Harry,
Speaker 1: but I can't think of anybody with Harry Harry Nielsen.
Speaker 1: But he's a he's a songwriter. M Howard, damn it,
Speaker 1: No Cunning Howard. How Okay, hold on back to the
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Howard Cunning Howard the Duck. Okay, just
Speaker 1: just a sidebar, do you ever like think about that
Speaker 1: movie at all? I've never seen it. Okay, there's a
Speaker 1: love scene between Howard the Duck and What's your Name
Speaker 1: from Back to the Future The momb from Back to
Speaker 1: the Future. They get something, get Thompson, Thompson. She gets
Speaker 1: it on with Howard the Duck. That's a little weird.
Speaker 1: That's a little interspecies. That's a little weird. Do you
Speaker 1: see it? They get it on. It's you don't see
Speaker 1: like a duck thrusting, but you see them in the
Speaker 1: bed together and she sucks the duck. It's pretty it's
Speaker 1: pretty gross. That's weird. I want to look it up.
Speaker 1: While you're thinking, what's the Howard the Duck Howard the
Speaker 1: Duck love scene? I can't even see what I'm writing, man,
Speaker 1: I am drawing a blank on h keep thinking, Helen Mirren, Okay,
Speaker 1: I wanted to see the love scene, so am yes.
Speaker 1: Martin Short. Oh that's a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Oh he's not a cartoon No, he's a real duck
Speaker 1: like person, said her Launder. Oh my gosh, her butt.
Speaker 1: She's looking pretty good back then. For the record, Francine's
Speaker 1: watching the love scene between Howard the Duck and Leah
Speaker 1: Thompson from Howard the Duck The nineteen eighty seven Steven
Speaker 1: Spielberg Classic. Now, I pictured a green screen with a
Speaker 1: cartoon duck. Not a little person in a duck. No,
Speaker 1: it's a little person in a duck suit. He's leaning
Speaker 1: on the pillow giving her bedroom eyes. Now, I saw
Speaker 1: that movie legit, like in nineteen eighty seven when it
Speaker 1: came out, and I can't even picture the fact of
Speaker 1: showing that movie to my children at their current ages. Now,
Speaker 1: I'd probably seen it ten times by the age of ten,
Speaker 1: they are Are you just trying to find the duck penetration?
Speaker 1: Kind of? I want to see how they do this.
Speaker 1: She's very young there. Oh, yeah, you come on, think
Speaker 1: of something. That's your number? I did, I said, Sam Elliott. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't even hear. I'm so sorry. I'm just watching
Speaker 1: hers the duck Sam Elliott. So he is hard. He
Speaker 1: is hard. We might finish on your next one. I'll go,
Speaker 1: you go, and then I'll go. Ed Norton so Ed
Speaker 1: Norton the Honeymooner's character or Ed Norton the actor from
Speaker 1: the actor. I don't know if he was in in TV.
Speaker 1: I know if he was in T Yes, he he
Speaker 1: Ed Norton is a stand up comic. I don't think
Speaker 1: of Ed Norton, the serious actor from UH American History X.
Speaker 1: I was thinking Ed Norton was in with see what
Speaker 1: what is his name? Andrew c K No, Andrew w
Speaker 1: K Andrew w K No, he's the singer. Who's the
Speaker 1: one that had the sitcom that's he's got a ginger?
Speaker 1: Oh ship, what was that sitcom called? He's a stand up?
Speaker 1: Believe it? No, I look him up to Ed Norton,
Speaker 1: Ed nor Holme, the owner of Impact Wrestling Ed Norton. Oh, well,
Speaker 1: this guy's an act. Ed Norton. Edward Norton is American
Speaker 1: History X class fight Club Ed Norton. Oh, it's the same. Okay,
Speaker 1: who am I thinking of Ed? I'm thinking of the guy. Uh.
Speaker 1: He was a comedian. He had a show and then
Speaker 1: he got accused of sexual harassment by other female female comedians.
Speaker 1: He had his own sitcom for a couple of years,
Speaker 1: and then it came out that he was Louis Louis
Speaker 1: k Yes, Ed Norton, Louis I know Jim Norton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jim Ed, I'll give it to you just at the
Speaker 1: goodness in my heart. No, it's not right. Ed Norton
Speaker 1: is also the Honeymooners. But that's his Norton, that's his character.
Speaker 1: How about the Eddie You remember the Eddie Murphy bit
Speaker 1: about the honeymooners. Oh, Eddie Murphy, there you go, he
Speaker 1: was damn it You ever hear that, the Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: bit about the honeymooners, Nott them being gay? No, and
Speaker 1: Norton and Ralph Crampton Norton, I'm gonna fuck you. No,
Speaker 1: it's pretty bad, all right? Uh so the last one here,
Speaker 1: So Eddie Murphy, we did not Oh, yes we did.
Speaker 1: Michael Nesmith, Yes, we did boo all four monkeys. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: excuse me? We just hit all four monkeys. What do
Speaker 1: you think about that? Who's the guy? Uh? Who is
Speaker 1: the guy that got the monkeys together? What if I
Speaker 1: said his name? Who's the casting agent? I'll blow mine
Speaker 1: right now? What's his name? Bert Rafelson? Oh? No, is
Speaker 1: that his name? Oh? Bert Rafelson? Raf Hey, I know
Speaker 1: my monkey's history. Okay, Oh what do I have? And you?
Speaker 1: Last one? So you I did? Mike Nazabeth last one,
Speaker 1: Nick Nick nypd Blue. He was a detective Nick. He
Speaker 1: was at WrestleMania eleven. Little guy New York big Yankee fan.
Speaker 1: You know close Nick Nick Nick the dick, No Nick, Nicholas,
Speaker 1: Nick hypd blue with the mustache. No, that's dead as friends, Okay,
Speaker 1: uh Nick, you little help? Lifeline? Call friend? What I'm doing? Uh?
Speaker 1: What do you call? Who wants to be a millionaire? Rules? Nicholas, Nicole,
Speaker 1: I'll take it, Nicole, Richie? Who what I'm thinking of?
Speaker 1: Nicholas to Toro who that Yes, he's because with the
Speaker 1: girl from the Sopranos. Oh I didn't know that. Her
Speaker 1: name is e eight? Uh yeah eight yeah eight of
Speaker 1: j Janus Janice, Yes, hate Janie what a heel? Hated
Speaker 1: her guts. My mom watches all the game shows and
Speaker 1: the new Pyramid, the twenty five Parent it's a new Pyramid,
Speaker 1: and they were on it and they were saying, like
Speaker 1: their cousins and blah blah blah. The two worst celebrities
Speaker 1: you would ever want to be paired with. The guy
Speaker 1: neck he goes, it's the thing you know that you do,
Speaker 1: understood it perfectly, when you do the thing that you
Speaker 1: do exactly. My mom's like, he's the worst. How are
Speaker 1: you support? They don't win with him? He's his ships.
Speaker 1: It's horrible. That is New York speak. I would have
Speaker 1: been like, exactly, do the thing where you go to
Speaker 1: the ing and you put it on the thing. That's
Speaker 1: a regular conversation in my house. Oh my god. It
Speaker 1: was so bad. It was so bad. I won't hold
Speaker 1: it against him. He's a big Yankee fan. He's uh.
Speaker 1: He was at WrestleMania eleven. He was back, very likable,
Speaker 1: but he was the worst partner. Like if I walked
Speaker 1: in and I saw him, I'd say, can I be
Speaker 1: recast for another show? Because I'm not going to win
Speaker 1: that freaking dime. He's the worst. They were agatting like
Speaker 1: seven points. They were getting like two three. They were
Speaker 1: awful bulls. All right, well we'll say goodbye for this.
Speaker 1: This is it. I started my my fourth Here are
Speaker 1: you going to continue to drink all day? I got
Speaker 1: another recording when we're done, so I will classified. I
Speaker 1: have new generation declassified. I'm two weeks up, which I
Speaker 1: still retweet for you. You know what's funny, I thought
Speaker 1: about asking you to come on one and talk about
Speaker 1: those raws that you went to. It falls into my era,
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm very conscious of your time. I
Speaker 1: don't want to take your time up. It's silly for you.
Speaker 1: I know you would. I know you would. Also, then
Speaker 1: I have to record the Baseball Show this afternoon. Just
Speaker 1: keep drinking it'll it'll make as well as I also
Speaker 1: have a retirement party for work I have to go
Speaker 1: to via zoom. Are you retiring? I wish I would
Speaker 1: take a buy out tomorrow if they offered it. And also,
Speaker 1: and I have a brand meeting later on today. You
Speaker 1: have a lot. Well, I'm going I feel like shit.
Speaker 1: We've discussed this earlier. I don't feel well. I'm going
Speaker 1: to take the kids outside and lay in the sun. Okay,
Speaker 1: and maybe I can relax. Well, if you'd like to
Speaker 1: send me your thing via voice memo, you could, because
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do this. We have to
Speaker 1: do that. I forgot. I'm half way ship raised, so
Speaker 1: let's just keep going, all right. Well for the creed,
Speaker 1: not to mention to the people. Before we started, I
Speaker 1: had two shots of Bailey's so yes she did. I did,
Speaker 1: so I'm with no food. I had a little bit
Speaker 1: of bread because I can't chew. So anyway, uh yeah,
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