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Speaker 1: Celebrity Book Club Club. Who's that knocking at the door.

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Speaker 1: It's all your friends, your filthy horse, Your husband's gone,

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Speaker 1: and we've got books on a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's books, it's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoirs Martini. Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity Book Club.

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Speaker 1: Tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. No boys

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Speaker 1: are alloud, Celebrited book say it Loud and Cloud Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club. Buzz Man. I brought the Queer Poe. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Harry Brown and fra Ber. Hi there. Oh, it's so

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Speaker 1: nice to see you. It's really good to see you, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Great to be back in New York City and chilly chill.

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Speaker 1: As I mentioned to last night, I am experiencing culture

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Speaker 1: shock on a physical and spiritual level from having to

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Speaker 1: two weeks. It's tough. It's really hard, man. I am

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Speaker 1: very very slowly suddling in. But thank you for all

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Speaker 1: the warm and the well wishes. And I found you

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Speaker 1: just actually alone out of pizza place yesterday trying to

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Speaker 1: So here we are back in the city, back in

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Speaker 1: the drudgery, work, sacks, meetings, doctor's office. Oh, January, the

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Speaker 1: January has serious Monday energy. Yeah, I'm Garfield and the

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Speaker 1: world is Monday. Where's the lasagna? So you're going to

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Speaker 1: Paramount Plus. You know when you write twenty twenty one

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Speaker 1: goals are googling Bill Clinton jog and he's in some

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Speaker 1: amazing outfits and it's like cam with so much like

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Speaker 1: other nineties secret secret Security, the goal, Secret Service, Secret Security.

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Speaker 1: That's a good show name. It was very me running

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Speaker 1: a block, walking a block, running a block, walking a block.

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Speaker 1: So that's actually good. So what you're doing is actually

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Speaker 1: called interval training, and that's really good if you want

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's where all my factoes. So the

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Speaker 1: route to less meat actually involves more steady pacing. Well,

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Speaker 1: I will try that on my next job, because I

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Speaker 1: will continue and persevere. Yes you will, because that's what

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Speaker 1: girls do. Now. I know, someone said girls can't run,

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Speaker 1: and I said, yes, they can. Yeah, And if you

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Speaker 1: wonder why we're saying this phrase. So this week we

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Speaker 1: read a barn burner of a book. It's banned at

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Speaker 1: tons of libraries. Um, and it's called Pinky Promises by

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Speaker 1: Senator Elizabeth Warren say her name, illustrated by Charlene Chewa.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Women can write and illustrate books, despite what

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Speaker 1: or the author. Okay, no girl, is that challenged. So basically, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is a stunning journey of narcissism. I mean from

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Speaker 1: our female Senate Elizabeth Warren from Master from Cambridge, from

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Speaker 1: mass raw throws up. While she is actually from Oklahoma.

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Speaker 1: were they friends, Matha and my mother? Yeah? I want

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Speaker 1: And picture this is the seventies and someone starts choking

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Speaker 1: she invited him to have tea with her and Bill

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Speaker 1: so this book is called Pinky Promises, and it's about

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Speaker 1: on tea. Yeah, and it's like the tattoos are like

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Speaker 1: Elizabeth Warren to be like, that's right, girls do homework

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Speaker 1: are no what is the phrase? There are no stupid questions.

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Speaker 1: There are only like questions not asked. It's not the

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Speaker 1: with like seven decoy Bailey's come up with a pipe

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Speaker 1: lost this campaign. In the end, you're just being like,

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00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: so that's what girls do. Well, Nowhere in the book

422
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: it says girls can be president, they can run it

423
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: also by this point, so at the rally, all of

424
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: a sudden, Bailey has gotten like super malga and is

425
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: like in an American flag like handkerchief. You're like, Okay,

426
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 1: I feel like he's shrump dog. I think he's like

427
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: sort of trying to reclaim patriotism in such a Bruce

428
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: Springsteen Barack Obama. Way, Okay, Bailey's being so Bruce Springstein, Yes,

429
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 1: leather jacket podcast, American flag. Okay. So then we got

430
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 1: to school. Obviously, her school is extremely diverse. Wheelchairs, everyone's

431
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: Likelian chair, Muslim, lesbian, half Asian, playing cards, autism, like

432
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: and this is where you'll see that there's a poster

433
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: of a news clipping that's his dog eat. So this

434
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: really is just full of Easter eggs for like Warren

435
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: heads yeah, to be like, oh remember while burrito, I

436
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: just noticed that the mom has a Transpride pin on

437
00:26:54,280 --> 00:27:00,040
Speaker 1: her purse. Do fuck is out of control pop And

438
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: so it's like you're a trans bear greg strate supposed

439
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: about the trans cat? Wait, what's see? Okay, so it's

440
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: a cat, two paws, two different Yeah, there's a trans

441
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: paw and then I guess like non trans paw, so

442
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: the pause are on trans It's just pause and then

443
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: a trans flag pin. Well I feel like that paw

444
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: on the right it is kind of trans the same.

445
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: It's pink and blue. Okay, Yeah, and then the girl

446
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: our protagonist is in a sweat or a hoodie with

447
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: a big pop, so they're also a bear. They're all

448
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: like bears and like dog. There's all this like puppy

449
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: play going on. They're all like fur suit or adjacent.

450
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: I mean, this is also what's so crazy about like

451
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,959
Speaker 1: the sort of venta a gram between like Denverse straight culture,

452
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: Cambridge mom culture, and like Elizabeth Warren, like hyper overachiever,

453
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: like annoying girl culture. It's just like this dog worship

454
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 1: and like puppy worship and like projecting about your dog

455
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: all the time and talking about your dog, and it's

456
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: always being like, well, Bailey needs to do this, and

457
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: Bailey needs to that, and like Bailey is six, so

458
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: I can't go to this, and like but you know,

459
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: Bailey needs his leash. And it's like you just put

460
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: all your anxieties into this already anxious creature and it

461
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: becomes this like weird foil for your like sad failures. Sorry,

462
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: Drag Drag producer Meg. I really it's just like anyone

463
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: who has a dog. Okay, Yeah, well this is where

464
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm anti dog. If you didn't know already, you know

465
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Speaker 1: Club ditch the talk. So then um oh, and then

498
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Speaker 1: she so she's like afraid of going to school and

499
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: none because it's a new school. But her trans bear

500
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: mom like you got this, You've got this, bitch. So

501
00:30:55,040 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: then it's soccer practice and coach wait, is it Rappano

502
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: or Rapino? Sounds a little Italian to me, and and

503
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: she looks extremely not Italian. She's giving like Scottish. Her

504
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: new school, I guess is like the dopest school because Megan,

505
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: they have US women's soccer team national champion, Megan Rappano

506
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: as they're like children's intramural soccer coach. So it's a

507
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: drawing of this like purple haired, lesbian, awesome human coach,

508
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: purple like um earrings all up the cartilage, purple hair,

509
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: spiky half shaved head, which again it's kind of like,

510
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: so again, if this school has like Megan Rappano as

511
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: the coach. Something tells me that, like they're not telling

512
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: girls to be like and there's rbig dolls like everywhere. Okay,

513
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: So the game was tied and each side got one

514
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: more kicked to score. The coach turned to Polly. I

515
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: know everyone is watching. Can you do this? Polly stood

516
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: straight and said, yes, I can be strong because that's

517
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: what girls do. And so then she like makes a

518
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: goal past this like boy goalie. So I'm like, okay,

519
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: so they're playing like mixed soccer. I mean, I've actually

520
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: never played mixed soccer. My school only had mixed field

521
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: hockey because we were alternative. Oh right, and it was

522
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: like the boys were skirts. Yeah wow, God, your school

523
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: was so fucking badass and hippie and like me, that's

524
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: why my school, I guess again, Cambridge mom, my school,

525
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: Camera School Weston is the school in this book, I guess.

526
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: So then this boy loses his dog, like a non

527
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: Bailey dog goes missing, and he's like, can anyone help me?

528
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: And then she's like, oh my god, I can help

529
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: you because that's what girls I have, Bailey, and like

530
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: it's like kindo like Bailey finds the dog. Well, then

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00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: she well she makes these flyers. Girls also make flyers,

532
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: which is true, which is girls were So I guess

533
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,719
Speaker 1: I assumed he had the flyers and she helped him

534
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: put it up, oh, because he couldn't like reach the poll.

535
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: Not that she started like making walking up all these

536
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: like cool dog flers. Well, actually it says, okay, they

537
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: give them both. She gave the boy a pinky promise,

538
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: and they worked out a plan to find the missing dogs.

539
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: So I guess the boy and the girl sat down

540
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: to gather they drew up flyer ideas they're flirting. This

541
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: is obviously the love interest. Like I do feel like

542
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: the girl in this book is buyer straight like and

543
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: her mom is a transpar like I'm getting like strong,

544
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just okay. So the next scene

545
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: in the school, okay, so behind her there's little like

546
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: alphabet blocks that spell out BLM, and then next to

547
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,479
Speaker 1: that there's the RBG doll. This book it's insane. I mean,

548
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: this is the kind of book that makes conservatives want

549
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: of band books. That's what I'm saying. Like, this is

550
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: why it's like this in the copy. This is propagant.

551
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: It's insane propaganda, but it's just Liz Warren propaganda. It's

552
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: also weird that Liz Lizzie just renames what a pinky

553
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 1: swear is in this book a promise. Yeah, it's actually

554
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,919
Speaker 1: already a phrase for that swear. Well, maybe she thought

555
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 1: that swear would be too like kind of shots. Yeah,

556
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: pinky swear to cult very proud boys. Pinky swear, Yeah,

557
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: pinky promise is totally way more proud girl. Um. So

558
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: then she runs for class president and her Muslim teacher

559
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: is like so proud of her. And this is the

560
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: point where you're getting the vibe that you're like, so

561
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: you're that girl who's new at school and is like

562
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: making every goal in the soccer team, always raising your hand.

563
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: It's like shot, you know. I mean, we all hated

564
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: this girl, and this girl's so annoying and she's winning

565
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 1: every like random award at assembly that no one cares

566
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: about that they're giving away at the end of the

567
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: year and they're just being like the Ethel Williams Science

568
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: Award for a hardist working like a hard graph freaking

569
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: graph maker goes to this fucking Lisborne bench and everyone's

570
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: just like, get over yourself. I never won an award

571
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: at school. Wow, okay, we'll put this in the bucket

572
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: along with you, or eating like lunch alone at your

573
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: soccer campus, like saddest thing I've ever heard. Oh okay.

574
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: So she wins her president and like all these fireworks

575
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: go off and her okay, and again the diversity this class.

576
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: There's like a kid wearing like a Pride T shirt

577
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: and like a blazer. I'm like, why are these kids,

578
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: like many adults fucking creepy. So then she's like in

579
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: her room, she's talked in like Bailey number twelve is

580
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: on her bed, there's nineteen trophies. All of a sudden

581
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: she is she's got this massive chalice. And then when

582
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: she's like super snuggling again. And then she has another

583
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 1: framed RBG poster and then she has framed photo of

584
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: herself doing all the things. Now she like fixed a

585
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: sink with her uncle and washed a car with her neighbor, right,

586
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: and they found spot and he wrote her her like

587
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: love interest wrote her a letter or being like with

588
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: her and Spoppy and they thank you. Oh okay, this

589
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: is giving me a memory though, it's so girls can't do.

590
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: I feel like at a family reunion, and I was

591
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: so like, could just start, like went to a driving

592
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: range once and was like eighth and like, my like

593
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: uncles wanted to go golf, and I feel like I

594
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: asked my mom, like if I could go golfing with them,

595
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: but obviously they like didn't bring me along because they

596
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: probably wanted to actually golf, right, and like smoked cigars

597
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: and like talk shit, right, And then I was pretend

598
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: golf with this child, right, And then I woke up

599
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, like I didn't get

600
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: to golf, and I was so like, I guess girls can't.

601
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: Girls can't girls? Oh ge Willers, Oh man, fine, I

602
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: don't go playing my cousins in the dirt. And then

603
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: you played pick up sticks and Jack's pinky promised me

604
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: next time. And that's the book hugely inspired to girls everywhere.

605
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 1: I solved. Um. I mean, here's the thing about Elizabeth Warren,

606
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: Like I'll say this, you know, and because I've had

607
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: a very long relationship with her, like I was so

608
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: excited by her when she first came onto the scene.

609
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: Oh same on her come up, on her come up,

610
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: and I was like, this woman is like speaking truth

611
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 1: or power fighting baby banks, you know, and she had

612
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: like a way of distilling economic ideas into just like

613
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:38,919
Speaker 1: really understandable sound buys. And like there was this iconic

614
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: viral clip of her only twenty eleven at some house

615
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 1: party where she talks about like why in defense ofly

616
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: the concept of taxas, and like this was a time

617
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: during the tea party and there was like, you know,

618
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: all of this like you know, very sort of nonsensical

619
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: anti intellectualism coming from the right, and you know, I

620
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: felt like she was a really interesting new voice in

621
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: the Democratic Party that was rising. I was excited for

622
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: her to be our center. And then she you know

623
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: what happens to lots of politicians. She just became so

624
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: such a fucking stale, boring, like afraid, terrified politician, and

625
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: every choice she made was just like increasingly workshopped and

626
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: increasingly poll tested, and like she just began to stand

627
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: for less and less and like say less and less

628
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: interesting things and like push for less, and you know,

629
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: and she just became this shell that was like so

630
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: easily mockable. And then like, you know, her campaign to

631
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: me was just like such a disaster. I guess that

632
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: is just like what happens with like all politicians or

633
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: like also a lot of just like any famous person,

634
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: it's just like you're cool at first, and then to

635
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: get bigger, you just have to like delute yourself to

636
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: be lamb. I mean, she had her like second book

637
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: or something, which was like all about you know, income inequality.

638
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: I remember she was going to call it rigged, and

639
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: then she was like, you know what, that's too harsh.

640
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: We can't call it that, and then the name got

641
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: changed to like a fighter's fight or something, and it's

642
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: just like that is just so emblematic of that decision

643
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: making process, and she failed to inspire anyone beyond the

644
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: Warren moms with TP's in their playrooms. That's all the consultants,

645
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 1: and it gets so deep and everyone's being telling her

646
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: it's actually kind of the reverse of this book, because

647
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure she had a million political consultants being like,

648
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 1: you can't call it rigged, and they were like, pinky promise.

649
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: Somewhere someone has to stake responsibility, like she needs to

650
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: make stakes responsibility for her choices. And now she's at

651
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: pinky promises, I know which, and she probably was like, oh,

652
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: let's call it pinky swears because my Papa and I

653
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: always made and they were like, no swear is that

654
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: we're dressed like so swear it's actually not gonna work

655
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 1: or we're gonna need to go with her maths, pinky

656
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 1: sex segments. What does she eat? What is she what

657
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: does she wear? How does she live? Okay? What does

658
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: she hate? What does she eat? I mean, I feel

659
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: like when she is at home Cambridge mom stuff, Like

660
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: I feel like she's salmon, she's stir she's surfry or

661
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 1: fry like I grew up eating so many goddamn tofu

662
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: pepper stir fries. Yeah, a lot, a lot of um

663
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: snappeas just like all purpose terryoake marinade. She's doing karaoke

664
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: salmon for sure. She feels very Terria in the way

665
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 1: that Aina makes like a roast chicken for her husband

666
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: every Friday. I feel like they're Friday and Starryoke salmon. Yeah.

667
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: I also feel like they go to that restaurant um

668
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: and have it square a wild harvest harvest when they're

669
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 1: like once with my parents while they were still together.

670
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's still open. It's like nineties fancy

671
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: but also like sustainable. I think, yeah, so you don't

672
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: think she's going to like Upstairs on the Square. Oh,

673
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: she's definitely going Upstairs on the Square, okay, which is

674
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: a kind of a thing like but she was never

675
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: going to real maybe that's like before her time. No

676
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: Rialto in the Charles Hotel. Yeah, I mean at the

677
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: same time, it's like, which has always been like sexiest,

678
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: like nicest restaurant. I feel like she's been to all

679
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: of them because she is just like a politician. And wait,

680
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: she's probably been to Rialto, been to like does brunch

681
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: at the Boston Listeners. I actually don't think Elizabeth Warren

682
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: has ever been to Rialto. You don't think she's ever

683
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: been on like a sexy day with her husband to Rialto.

684
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: She's like too busy. Do you think she's ever been

685
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: to like Ryle's Jazz Club? Is because she's going to

686
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: like washing like Central Yeah, um you know that. Um.

687
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: Jody Adams, the Rialto chef Ooner, opened a new restaurant

688
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: called Trade in Boston. Oh Trade, And I went there

689
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 1: with my parents and it's kind of like Greek Oh wow. Yeah.

690
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: So wait harvest Okay, it's not wild harvest. It's called harvest.

691
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: True to Cameron since nineteen seventy five. Welcoming mainstay for

692
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: contemporary New England seasonal dishes in a garden courtyard. Well,

693
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: welcoming mainstay for seasonal New England dishes. Hello, yeah, Hello,

694
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: this feels very worn. I guess yeah. I mean, like

695
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: as I wonder, like not to call her fake, but

696
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, obviously she is Cambridge mom and she defines

697
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: Cambridge mom. But then I'm like, she's also a politicians.

698
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: Just she's fake, I mean because she is like not

699
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: to step on what did she wear? But she is

700
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: turtleneck like with Talbot's like blazer over turtleneck, and she's

701
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: being so right. She's not actually in kimonos and beads. No,

702
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: she's not being beads, she's not being chopsticks. She's not

703
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: being like and I will say this, my mother kimono

704
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: wear herself like, yes, big kimonas. I don't think actually

705
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: the Cambridge moms in Cambridge were that into Warren in

706
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: this way that it's like, yeah, it was because close

707
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: to home, yes, whereas like the my mom's the more

708
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: like suburban like Boston Legal Eagles, because Cambridge is really

709
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: an urban location, but the more like Newton Weston Brookline.

710
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: They were more into I mean, I'm sure she won Cambridge,

711
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: but like, yes, absolutely, but I because I thought my

712
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: mom was going to be absused with her, and I

713
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: feel like she was just like she's okay, yeah, like

714
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: she wasn't. I mean, mom called me out for listening

715
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: like I don't remember, I don't know, but your mom

716
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: has like six different RBG masks, Like I feel like

717
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: that's true. She like my mom like kept on being like, oh,

718
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: my glasses are fogging up, and my sister was like, well,

719
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: if you wear this like tighter and ninety five, like

720
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: they won't fucked up. And my mom was like, I

721
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: refuse to take off my like loose RBG mask. So

722
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: and then she finally put on tighter masks and was like, oh,

723
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: now I can see and my glasses aren't fucking up.

724
00:43:54,760 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: Tighter mask. Oh yeah, you're breathing. I'm always having so

725
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: many issues and take off my glasses and putting them

726
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: back on. Wow. Okay, We're gonna do a whole COVID

727
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: nineteen fashion with all of our hot tips or how

728
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: to dress for the end of the world. The base

729
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: of what we're saying is like maybe it's like Warren

730
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: is also like politician and like burritos. She's also like

731
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,479
Speaker 1: getting Chipotle and naught. Do you think she totally loves

732
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: Anna's Takareah, Like, right, does she even love Anna's? Like

733
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: is she that local? Yeah? I guess I'm just staying

734
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: she's like the fakest one alive. And I'm like, I

735
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: don't even think she likes Anna's. No, Like she getting out,

736
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I'll have the brown rice. Because you

737
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: remember when she did some like giveaway of like oh,

738
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: like win a beer with Elizabeth Warren's husband, or like

739
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: win a beer with Bailey podcast and and and she

740
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: was so just like and you can win a local

741
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: IPA or non alcohol exciter with me and Bruce if

742
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,919
Speaker 1: you choose, and was like already like giving so many

743
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: options for like her non alcoholic. Right, you can have

744
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 1: it's a beer because she's like, no, I am in

745
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: everyday Joe, I'm not Hillary, but like you can also

746
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: have a like ginger rail diet ginger with me and Bruce.

747
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: Oh god, she's so diet ginger. I mean that is

748
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: kind of also very Cambridge mom to have just like

749
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: a twenty four pack of like diet doctor Pepper and

750
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 1: diet ginger role in the like basement, fridge, the mudroom.

751
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: That's like so many elabean boots and fleeces. So let's

752
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: get into how does she live? Does she? I feel

753
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: like she lives on Avon Hill, Yes, yes, which is

754
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: the like fanciest part of Cambridge for those who don't know.

755
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: It is like kind of a hill in with Cambridge

756
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: with really big houses. But they're all like such insane

757
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: Victorians and kind of funky and like interesting architecture, you know,

758
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: houses built in fucking sixteen Paul Revere time. Yeah, I

759
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: think we've seen her house. It's heavy, wooden table, it's

760
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: person but I think it's like an older TOINET think

761
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: there's like stained glass windows, Like I mean, this is

762
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 1: a it is a classic Cambridge house and so it's

763
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: going to have a lot of character, tons of character,

764
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: like sun maybe a sun room in the back with

765
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: stain glass. She lives literally directly an Avon Hill, just

766
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: like up the street from your house. Like, yeah, so

767
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: Lily lived at can we just say lived at the

768
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: bottom of the hill the train tracks. Because she's a

769
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: miscreant and an urchin and like she would look up

770
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: at the hill, all the rich folk in their big

771
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: Lizbeth Warren Victorians like having Thanksgiving dinner and you'd be

772
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: there like with your little tin canned shaking. I'll train

773
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 1: urchin my condo did look out onto the train tracks,

774
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: the commuter rail train tracks. So it wasn't like I

775
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: was hearing a train rattle Mary Poppin style every five minutes.

776
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: It was more once every forty five minutes. Yeah, not

777
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: enough to necessarily like incur a lot of sympathy, but

778
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: definitely not like definitely bringing down the property. Yeah, it

779
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: just it very feels My parents would be like, we

780
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: need to be adjacent two Avon Hill, but like we'll

781
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: be at the bottom and kind of by the train

782
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: tracks just as long as we can be close. Okay.

783
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: So she is, Yeah, I mean she's high bead, absolutely

784
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: high bead, like mahogany furniture everywhere like marble. I mean

785
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: it's a lot of also like mixed patterns, like so

786
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: I think that they have like one wrought iron like chandelier,

787
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: but then they have like one glass chandlier like in

788
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: the main like old school parlor element of the house.

789
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: Like there's pocket doors, there's like there's a purple wall,

790
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: like a dark purple wall in rue room, like a

791
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: green purple wall in the other room. Like it's just

792
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 1: sort of general cookie Cambridge mom Persian rugs everywhere, and

793
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: I think it's like there are cookier Cambridge mom houses.

794
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: I do think they old or like that type of

795
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: classic like house that has the formal dinning room that

796
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: no one goes into. Yeah, that just kind of stays

797
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: dark and you're like, this room feels weird. Yeah. And

798
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: I do think that they have a basement with like

799
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: a big secal and like the TV. Oh, I actually

800
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 1: don't think so. I don't think there's a finished basement.

801
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 1: You think it's just like unfinished boiler room. I think

802
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: they have like a den TV room that has like

803
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: tons of books and New Yorkers and a TV. But

804
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 1: the basement I imagine full of recycling and like wine

805
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: and diagree. I agree. I take back everything I just said,

806
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: because they're not so like adults so children and they

807
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: don't have yet. No, no, I totally agree. The basement

808
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: it's absolutely full of recyclent and wine. Elizabeth recycling wine Warren. Yeah,

809
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: we dragged her basement. Okay, what did she wear? Talbots

810
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: talt boots right, like the like it's a cardigan with pockets.

811
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say one thing about her that

812
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: is very authentic in like, well, yes, she is naturally thin,

813
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: which is huge she but like Bernie's anders in this way,

814
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: I feel like she's not a clothes horse like some

815
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: other like because actually that's the thing like both her

816
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: suburban mom like demographic aka like my mom like are

817
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: like obsessed with shopping and real Cambridge moms like your

818
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: mom are obsessed with like fashion and fines and funky

819
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: stores and kimonas. Yeah, she is not a fashionista, has

820
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: never heard about clothes ever. No, and it's not she's

821
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: not even being so like Hillary like cuckoo blazer, right,

822
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: which is kind of why our I feel like our

823
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: mom's like Hillary even more because she is cuckoo blazer. Yeah.

824
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: Well Hillary is also comes a slightly different time, but

825
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: like you know, has very been like pillowed by the

826
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: media where she's just like, Okay, my outfits always have

827
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: to like communicate something and I have to, like this

828
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: is like a choice I'm making as a woman in politics,

829
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 1: and so like I have to wear a strong blazer

830
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: for a strong event. I have to wear a feminine

831
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: blazer for a feminine event, like, whereas Elizabeth Warren is

832
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: just like I'm this like just nursing professor, professor and

833
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: I'm in this like Dusty cardigan from like twenty years

834
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: ago Talbots. Yeah, and she's normal core dust it all

835
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: the way up. Yeah, she's super gorp core. She's like, yeah,

836
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: she probably has like merrils honestly, which she has Meryls.

837
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 1: She's in like I really even like like Bernie is

838
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: more Patagonia than her, Like she is a little more

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Speaker 1: like Padagorkia or something like that. Excuse me. It's like

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Speaker 1: an off brand. Like she's going to the ski warehouse

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Speaker 1: in Newton or something like that and getting like plates

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Speaker 1: on Route nine. That's just like sells like ski and

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Speaker 1: golf equipment, and it's just so eighties. I also think

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Speaker 1: she's you know, she's counted checket. She's also like walking

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00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: stick that you buy at ems, Yes, and she's taking

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Speaker 1: that on a walk at the Blue Hills Reservation, right,

847
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: and she's doing the you're and you're passing by her

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Speaker 1: and she is giving you the that's soft. The thing

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Speaker 1: I hate most in the world, the high on a

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Speaker 1: walking trail. The high Hi, I love on a walking trail.

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00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: I love it. It's so funny. You know, it's an

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00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:20,240
Speaker 1: acknowledgement that we're all together. We're sure, we're like, hey, fellow,

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Speaker 1: you know what it's like, you're not. What's also, you know,

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00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: woods are scary and it's a way of saying I'm

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Speaker 1: not a threat. Yes, no, I get it's beautiful behind it.

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00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: I guess the angsty teen in me is always like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say why to this weird dad, mom,

858
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: I don't know him whatever. And you know, I love

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00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: saying hi randomly and like an Australian accent to people

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00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: on the trail too, making the trail inter cold eye,

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00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: because how are they gonna know I'm not ASTI and

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00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: they're gonna talk to that again? Okay, Well I give

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00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: this book, um maybe two out of five pinky promises,

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00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: just for the sheer amount of glasses in it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am also giving up, like I'm kind of actually

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Speaker 1: giving a two point seven because I think as a child,

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Speaker 1: I would be tickled by the drawings of Bailey, like

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00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: they're pretty silly. I just like I do. It's gaslighting

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Speaker 1: children now, Like I have just such an issue with

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00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: it on a moral level, I'm like, you're literally gaslighting

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Speaker 1: children into like pretending that like all their uncles are

872
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: telling them they can't be plumbers, and you're trying to

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Speaker 1: make girls believe that they should be doing all this

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Speaker 1: manual labor at age seven. Because my issue was like

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00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: what if you like, yeah, less ego in it. It's like,

876
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: just made a story about a girl who does things

877
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,919
Speaker 1: with her like Megan Rappano soccer coach. And it wasn't

878
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: about going to see this rally that made rally of

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00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: seeing presidential candidate that made or beliefs should be a

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00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 1: plumber in the run for Plumber of the year in

881
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 1: the way that Ricky Martin I guess kind of took

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00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: himself out of his book. Yeah, but he was that

883
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: that was like such a better book, Like this is

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00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: almost like better written. I don't know, I mean that, Okay,

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00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: the writing in both it's not really to write okay,

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00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: But the thing the Riggy book is like that book

887
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: was the dad in that book was a very thinly

888
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: veiled like foil for ritten. Right, So maybe just like

889
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: why not say so, why not just say it? Like

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Speaker 1: she's just kind of coming down being I mean, at

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00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: least she's being honest about her narcissism and just being like, yes,

892
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: my campaign allowed girls to fix sinks, fix sinks, so

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00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: go off. And I want to know. I would like

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00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: to know the effect on a small child. Um, I

895
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: want to hear their reviews. Yeah, if there have been

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00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: any large scale studies done of this book, and if

897
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: there's now all these like stem Bridge plumbers, car washers.

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00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, thank you so much. Like who are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I almost forgot which of the seven

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00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: Bailey decoys are you? Okay, I'm the Bailey paws up

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00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 1: looking into the school tongue out. I'm the Bailey that's

902
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:16,479
Speaker 1: in the newspaper freaking a bo oh, totally, I'm famous Bailey.

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00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 1: Are you Megan Rapper? Now I know, I guess I'm

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00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: gonna be like, I'm Megan Rapper. You're really not. I

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00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 1: think I'm maybe like the plumber being like I'm the

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00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 1: trans plumber, the trans uncle plumber get away from I

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00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: mean you kind of are, because he's not doing a

908
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: very good job. Plumber. Yeah, he's not water everywhere, and

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00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: you're fixing a sink with a plunger. And then like

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00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: famously like a guard with children. I'm like, I don't

911
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: need your help, Like, stop calling attention to my bad

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00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 1: jobs that I'm doing. Um, am I the kid who

913
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Speaker 1: lost his dog. No, I would never have a dog.

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Speaker 1: You Okay. I feel like you are her like weird

915
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: brother who's telling her she can't build a bridge. I

916
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: am No, I'm getting weird in my territorial of her bridges.

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00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: I built bridges. Awesome. Okay, Well we solve that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: solve that. Um thank you, Lizzie. We will see come

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Speaker 1: on the pod. Next week's book is not a book

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Speaker 1: Can girls choose shelves? Can girls choose shelves? Find out

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