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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone.

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Speaker 2: Frames on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, yoah, what's this is?

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Speaker 2: Donk? Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: What? Oh yeah, this is Donk calling from plumbing. Is

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Speaker 1: this Cindy?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so, like you know, we're working on the pipes

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Speaker 1: and stuff at your place today?

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Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah, I know my husband's there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Audi, your husband Steve. Yes, dude, he's dope. Like

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Speaker 1: good work landing him. That guy's awesome. So anyway, like

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Speaker 1: we're done. I was calling you to like get payment.

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Speaker 2: Why are you calling me? I'm at work and he

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Speaker 2: can he can take care of that, yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: He can't right now. So like I just figured i'll

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Speaker 1: call you. And also I don't know, like I don't

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Speaker 1: want to like get into it, but I don't think

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Speaker 1: the coffee table well should be our responsibility, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Wait?

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Speaker 2: What? Yeah? Like, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I don't think the coffee table like should be our

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Speaker 1: responsibility since technically, what.

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Speaker 2: Did you do break our coffee table? What are you

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Speaker 2: talking about? Well?

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't break it, Okay, That's why I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: Like if I had broken it, dude, i'd call you

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Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, you know, like I got a

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Speaker 1: little too drunk, fell on the toka.

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Speaker 2: It's so unprofessional. What the hell are you calling me

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Speaker 2: for what you're supposed to be doing plumbing work on

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Speaker 2: our house? Are you talking about drinking?

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Speaker 1: Well, like we finished the plumbing like a long time ago. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I was talking to your husband right he was,

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Speaker 1: you know, saying how he used to party and everything else,

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Speaker 1: and all is like, dude, you didn't party hard like

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Speaker 1: I do, you know, and then say when we're talking

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Speaker 1: like that, And the reason I can't get payment from

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Speaker 1: him is because like he's already tapped out.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Can you please get my

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Speaker 2: husband on the phone. Are you at my house right now?

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Speaker 1: I would, dude, but like he's like passed out. I've

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Speaker 1: never seen anybody do that many kegs now he's in

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Speaker 1: the middle of serious.

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Speaker 2: You finished the plumbing work and then you got a

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Speaker 2: keg and had a keg party at my house after.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like Steve said, it was cool and don't worry,

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Speaker 1: we already shut it down. Like everybody left already. Everything's cool,

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Speaker 1: you know, except the coffee table is bosted a little bit.

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Speaker 2: I am at work. I believe you're telling you are

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Speaker 2: you serious? Are people at my house right now partying?

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Speaker 1: No, they left, But also like I don't think the

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Speaker 1: carpet is our responsibility either. Now at this point, oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, where is my husband? You need to get

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Speaker 2: him on the phone. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Check this out, okay, because like he got he got

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Speaker 1: super hammed, right, Like I've never seen anybody do that

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Speaker 1: many keg sounds in a row. It was kind of

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Speaker 1: impressive until it wasn't, you know what I mean? But

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Speaker 1: like he's passed out in the living room floor. He

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Speaker 1: fell on the coffee table and broke it. And he

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Speaker 1: also just started paying his pass.

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Speaker 2: What the is such an idiot? And so were you?

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Speaker 2: Why would you do it?

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Speaker 1: At first? Donk was like against it, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? All is like, dude, dog is just trying

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Speaker 1: to work right now.

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Speaker 2: But you're Donk, why are you talking to here about

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Speaker 2: yourself in third person?

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Speaker 1: You're don Yeah, OKAYR.

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Speaker 2: Name is don And I'm gonna call your boss, Like

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Speaker 2: this is crazy, Like who I need? I need the

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Speaker 2: number to your to your company.

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Speaker 1: Well, like if you're upset because there were girls here,

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Speaker 1: like they left already, and like your husband was pretty

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Speaker 1: much faithful, so like I wouldn't be.

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Speaker 2: You brought girls to my house? What's the house? This

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Speaker 2: is insane. I believe this.

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Speaker 1: I could probably use the same card that he used

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Speaker 1: for the strippers to.

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Speaker 2: Get What are you talking about? You're telling me there

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Speaker 2: were strippers too.

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Speaker 1: You told me to use that card.

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Speaker 2: Look, I have a meeting in five minutes, and after

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Speaker 2: I'm done, I'm gonna be coming to the house. You

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Speaker 2: better be there because I'm gonna have your boss in

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Speaker 2: the line and you are gonna be getting fired. Don

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Speaker 2: your is done? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well, in that case, I should let you know it's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone calls so you don't like leave work

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Speaker 1: and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what this is actually about? This?

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Speaker 1: This is Jebil from The Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: brank on you and your husband Steve set you up.

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Speaker 1: They said you guys had plumbers at the house today

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Speaker 1: and he wanted to mess with you. Do you want

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Speaker 1: an idiot?

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Speaker 2: I can't believe this, My god, I was like envisioning

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Speaker 2: my husband passed on the floor peeing his pan and everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I'm so wlow.

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Speaker 2: This isn't real. Oh my god, too funny?

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Speaker 1: Wake up? Every morning with Jebile phone Franks. We say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties