Speaker 1: Get our pretty faces in the frame. Hello Andrews, Hey,
Speaker 1: welcome to Serial Killers? Is this is serial Killers? I
Speaker 1: know you don't care for the theme song, so I
Speaker 1: went with the shorty.
Speaker 2: I love that. Thanks for that problem. Also fun fact
Speaker 2: yeah the material girl one yes, cereal bowl. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: one copyright claimed, so I don't play that one anymore?
Speaker 1: Shut off? Yep, how is that even possible? Towers?
Speaker 2: It used the same melody, so copyright claimed it.
Speaker 1: Like exactly, yep, all right delete? Well that sucks. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: well that's great. Hate. You know, I have some great news.
Speaker 1: You probably have no idea, you know, for a Halloween season.
Speaker 1: The monster cereals come out every year.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: Can you name them? The Count Dracula nope, Chocula yes,
Speaker 1: Booberry yes, uh, come on.
Speaker 2: Fruity yummy mummy that doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they bring it back when not this year? The yeah,
Speaker 1: whi's the pink.
Speaker 2: Pink oc to puss me no, Frankenberry.
Speaker 1: Very good. So the cool thing about the monster cereals
Speaker 1: this year is that they've all been turned into muppets.
Speaker 1: Like it's literally Jim Henson's muppets, and they're all muppets.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen any of the videos
Speaker 1: because I don't think you follow any ceial sites, but so,
Speaker 1: but yeah, so they're gonna be coming soon, hopefully our
Speaker 1: friends at General Mills Sen's us some because i'd love
Speaker 1: to actually see the box.
Speaker 2: This is like when you should show me what it
Speaker 2: looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, we don't have it yet. I don't
Speaker 1: feel like looking it up, but you should have seen.
Speaker 2: You have a full phone, you can go Google it
Speaker 2: or this computer that is literally in front of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you'll see they're muppets and they and they
Speaker 1: have they do little sketches as muppets.
Speaker 2: That sounds really cool. I wish I could see it
Speaker 2: now on this podcast where we talk about Cereal. But nope,
Speaker 2: I guess we're gonna just wait. And that was just
Speaker 2: a segue into nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently they're in stores now, so you can take
Speaker 1: a look on the on your store shelves, probably in
Speaker 1: the Walmarts and the targets.
Speaker 2: At this point, Oh oh, I should look this up.
Speaker 1: Okay, So while Andrew is looking up the monster cereals
Speaker 1: that are coming out for this Halloween, let's get started
Speaker 1: with a new Kellogg Cereal that our friend Matt Nelson
Speaker 1: sent us. Good dude, this guy Matt, he sends us
Speaker 1: big old boxes of cereal all the time. Thank so fun.
Speaker 2: Look at these boxes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and look it's actually Jim Hanson you no, No, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at it because I looked it up because you couldn't. No,
Speaker 1: but I dropt up the story and then I had
Speaker 1: to google you wuld have figured maybe you follow some
Speaker 1: of the cereal pages. Yeah, okay, they don't just come
Speaker 1: up in your feed.
Speaker 2: No, they just don't come up in my feed.
Speaker 1: They even come up on my regular feed, not just
Speaker 1: the serial Killers one, because I'm such a serial centric person.
Speaker 1: That's great, all right, anyway, so let's get to the cereal.
Speaker 1: So I'm not a fan of this movie or show
Speaker 1: or any of these things.
Speaker 2: It's Wednesday, Yes.
Speaker 1: The next the next season is coming out. That's okay,
Speaker 1: this Wednesday on Netflix. If you're listening to this on Audist.
Speaker 2: Watch the first season.
Speaker 1: I know, what did I just say?
Speaker 2: I was sorry?
Speaker 1: I was not a fan. Isn't that all from like
Speaker 1: the Adams Adams Family?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: No, no, No, the.
Speaker 2: Nineteen nineties movies Adam's Family and Adam's Family Values are
Speaker 2: two of my favorite movies of all time.
Speaker 1: So that's Enid. I guess, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why would I know, Well, because you just said you
Speaker 2: watch it. No, I watched The Adams Family, the nineties movies.
Speaker 2: She knew nothing about the nineties she in it. No,
Speaker 2: this is the spinoff of the Adams Family. This is
Speaker 2: like for a new gen like this is for your kids.
Speaker 1: Right, But so is her name? Enid? You don't even
Speaker 1: know you the.
Speaker 2: Same way I asked you if you watched it. I said, no,
Speaker 2: I don't watch it. I don't know what this.
Speaker 1: Is because if it is her name spelled backwards, is Dyne?
Speaker 2: Whoa like that Easter egg or something we bullet.
Speaker 1: On out of about. So this is Wednesday cereal. It's
Speaker 1: howl in confetti cake, so you won't like it because.
Speaker 2: It's birthday cake crap, which isn't a real flavor.
Speaker 1: Purple color changing milk, which means the milk will turn purple.
Speaker 1: We've had another kellog Cyria in the past where the
Speaker 1: milk has turned purple, but it slips my mind. I'm
Speaker 1: definitely yours, but I mean, at least I remember that
Speaker 1: we have one you know that's great.
Speaker 2: Right you just you're rolling them out today.
Speaker 1: Ooh maybe they already took the red forty out of this, right,
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell yet. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Is that like an official thing happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the red the red whatever number is coming out
Speaker 1: of cereals starting and not sorry, not cereal foods. Gotch
Speaker 1: and I think twenty twenty six is when it must
Speaker 1: be out.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: See it smells nice, smells like it smells like some
Speaker 1: Pillsberry frosting. Eh yeah, oh don't know. Oh, very good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So these are our applejack shaped some of them are
Speaker 1: applejack color. Oh, this is an interesting one right here, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if that's supposed to be like not mold.
Speaker 1: I think just what some of those black speckles kind
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, if you're watching on YouTube, it looks
Speaker 1: like a moldy Oh, but it is not.
Speaker 2: I darian eat it? Okay, ah you kind of licked
Speaker 2: my finger, yep.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the refrigerator. The peach fell out.
Speaker 2: What peach?
Speaker 1: There's a peach? Oh it's all musty oh, no, throw
Speaker 1: that out because it's a soft peach. No. What my
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do is wait a minute. Keep that
Speaker 1: right here, Please don't throw it away.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: When we used to have old fruit, my mom when
Speaker 1: we would go in the car, should let me throw
Speaker 1: it out the window? Really live near the woods, you're
Speaker 1: such a derelict. It was my favorite activity. Yeah, feel
Speaker 1: so lame saying, don't feel like I found such joy
Speaker 1: throwing the fruit out the window. Yeah, and it's so dumb.
Speaker 1: But to the bushes. Yeah, so we you've been to
Speaker 1: my house. It's like in the middle of the woods.
Speaker 1: So we would just throw it and then then deer
Speaker 1: would eat it. Yeah, well we would just we would
Speaker 1: throw a whole watermelons out the sun roof of a
Speaker 1: moving cars. You tick miles an hour. That was fun
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, you cubby everything. You wait until they
Speaker 1: were on sale. It was a bowl chat. Yeah it
Speaker 1: was okay, okay, man, all right, so uh hey, let's
Speaker 1: use some Tuscan two percent milk today. Okay, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we need to send them some information, right, yes, you
Speaker 1: might be getting them on board.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Wow, just saying i'd be over the moon.
Speaker 1: We've done that already. When oh suddenly you remember, okay, poise,
Speaker 1: So anyway, this is the original I said it's six,
Speaker 1: episode six, But I also forgot.
Speaker 2: When I mentioned throwing watermelons out the window.
Speaker 1: These are well, that was a bulshat. Different okay, different
Speaker 1: podcast got So these are loops and they're orange and all.
Speaker 2: Of them are red. Very little color variety.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the little the mixer didn't do well. Yeah, and speckles.
Speaker 1: The speckles are what turn the milk purple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just pretty.
Speaker 1: It's bland. Actually, yeah, it smells much stronger than it tastes. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: it's very basic. I have to say, there's really not
Speaker 1: a lot of flavoring here. It's a little underwhelming. If
Speaker 1: I do say so myself, I agree with you. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give this two bowls. Doesn't really do much
Speaker 1: for me. It neither evokes the emotions of a birthday
Speaker 1: confetti cake or the sweetness of a.
Speaker 2: Sugar Coat's not sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, generally these loops from Kellogg's are just over sweet
Speaker 1: messes because they're not really frosted. They just have those
Speaker 1: speckles on them, and the milk really is not turning
Speaker 1: all that purple.
Speaker 2: Now, the milk is still if this is it's just bland.
Speaker 2: It's just a bland blah, boring cereal.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. We're gonna two balls in
Speaker 1: a spoon. It's okay, yeah, but not great. Now for
Speaker 1: this next cereal, Andrew, this one has me confused. Okay,
Speaker 1: but that's why had you keep the peach out. Move
Speaker 1: into the country and going to eat a lot of peaches.
Speaker 2: Now this is of the United States of America. Of America.
Speaker 1: So this is interesting to me because I had never
Speaker 1: heard of this particular cereal before. It is not on
Speaker 1: their website. It doesn't say new, so confusing. Our friend
Speaker 1: Matt sent us this one as well. He sends us
Speaker 1: these care packages. What a wonderful guy.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: So this is Special K, Andrew, Yeah, I know it's
Speaker 1: it's peaches and cream or like you like to say,
Speaker 1: crim crem.
Speaker 2: We But I'm mean.
Speaker 1: It's not even on the Special K website as one
Speaker 1: of the flavors. It's not new. I did find it
Speaker 1: available at Target dot com. It's not expired, thank you Jesus.
Speaker 1: So it's good until April twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: That's exciting.
Speaker 1: So you can buy it right now Target dot com
Speaker 1: to have it delivered. Really, but I just it's baffling
Speaker 1: to me. It's one of those universe things that are
Speaker 1: just baffling.
Speaker 2: It kind of feels like, you know, la boo boos, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this but like the mall, Yeah, the mall sells the
Speaker 2: Lafufus fake ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It feels like this is like a lafufu of Kellogg's
Speaker 2: Special K. Like could this be real? Yes? But could
Speaker 2: this also be not real? And then we die on
Speaker 2: this podcast.
Speaker 1: Also, yes, I'm not really sure that there are any
Speaker 1: fake Cereals with real brand names. I've never seen this before.
Speaker 1: This is definitely a real kell I don't know.
Speaker 2: You look at like a lafufu box and you have
Speaker 2: to like look very specific.
Speaker 1: Well, here's my thing, because I know we've had a
Speaker 1: special K before with with there's strawberry that was the
Speaker 1: zero one, but we've had a peach something before. Correct
Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong, Andrew.
Speaker 2: But I'm the wrong persons.
Speaker 1: Of course, there was some sort of special K cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh there special K probiotics berries and peaches.
Speaker 2: That smells like the peaches.
Speaker 1: I don't like the way you opened this box, pal.
Speaker 2: Oh really because it looks oh my god, throw the
Speaker 2: box away.
Speaker 1: Oh it smells like fresh peaches smell that peach right there?
Speaker 2: Are you listening?
Speaker 1: No, I literally just said that I do my best
Speaker 1: not to listen to you.
Speaker 2: Well, makes sense.
Speaker 1: So these are special k flakes with peach clusters. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it smells nice.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it's oh, it's very peachy.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what it smells like. It smells like
Speaker 1: the Quaker instant oatmeal peaches and cream. That's what it
Speaker 1: smells like. You've never had that, but that's your dad's oatmeal.
Speaker 2: I know he is the Quaker.
Speaker 1: It is delicious. I like that when the little peaches
Speaker 1: get plump, plump pea like that word. Here you go.
Speaker 1: I have to like kind of rash in the milk
Speaker 1: a little bit because we're gonna be doing multiple episodes
Speaker 1: here today.
Speaker 2: Andrew, Oh, I love that you're just closing that well,
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, it's about time.
Speaker 1: Did you try to get yourself at least one cluster?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I got a big cluster rating.
Speaker 1: Mmm. If you are a peach fan, this is a
Speaker 1: nice peach cereal. It really does taste like the Quaker
Speaker 1: instant omeal, not truly flavored, crunchy wheat, nice rice. Peach
Speaker 1: flavored flakes have vanilla clusters. This is really good.
Speaker 2: This has a good sweetness to it.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: M Yeah, I really like that.
Speaker 1: I'm giving this four balls in the spoon because I'm
Speaker 1: a big peach fan. I'm a big peach flavored fan.
Speaker 2: Peach is a weird flavor to make a cereal. Why
Speaker 2: is this Because I think it can be both sweet
Speaker 2: and acidic. It depends on how you're eating it. This
Speaker 2: does it really well. It's like sweet but not too sweet.
Speaker 2: It's tart but not too tart. I'm gonna give it
Speaker 2: four balls. I think that's a really and I really
Speaker 2: like the cream cluster things.
Speaker 1: Those are vanilla.
Speaker 2: Those are It's really good. It compliments it well.
Speaker 1: I like this. If you could find this anywhere and
Speaker 1: you're a peach fan, please try it. This is good
Speaker 1: right now available at Target dot Com. Don't know where
Speaker 1: else you might find in the store somewhere. I think
Speaker 1: our buddy Matt found it like some Amish place or
Speaker 1: goes to these crazy Amish Well, maybe you got it
Speaker 1: at Tops because he goes there. Also, no Nineplian City.
Speaker 1: They went out in the eighties or nineties. Anyway, we'll
Speaker 1: be back right after this. Moving to the country I'm
Speaker 1: gonna eat a lot of peaches and we're back. I
Speaker 1: like eating peaches in the country. Yeah, it's fun. You
Speaker 1: find a nice peach tree in an orchard in the country,
Speaker 1: fresh peach right off the tree. What country this country?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Where out in the sticks? Where's the sticks? It's like
Speaker 1: way out western New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Okay, the New Jersey sticks, the infamous New Jersey stick.
Speaker 1: Believe me, there's stick out there.
Speaker 2: If you go to South Jersey, that's there's like nothing there.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's sticks there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Coco Crisp Brace, Yeah, with a weird walrus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't call him Wally.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So this is food Club.
Speaker 2: Food Club.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a generic store brand. And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I don't remember exactly which store
Speaker 1: I brought this, and this could be this could be
Speaker 1: King Colin, this could be one of my road trip stores.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I should put notes on it. But
Speaker 1: it's distributed by Yeah, it's distributed by top Co Associates.
Speaker 1: So this this is your generic store brand, like for
Speaker 1: a store that does not have their own store brand,
Speaker 1: like the shop right, like the Shop right, the bawl
Speaker 1: in basket. So shop right would not carry this, but
Speaker 1: a store like the King Colin on Long Island here,
Speaker 1: they don't have their own store brand. So it's gonna be,
Speaker 1: you know, one of these cool So this is gonna
Speaker 1: be your Now, I don't know if this is going
Speaker 1: to be. Yeah, this is gonna be either Coco Crispies
Speaker 1: or Cocoa pebbles. I think it's gonna be more crispy. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see.
Speaker 2: They look healthy, even though I probably they're not.
Speaker 1: No, they're definitely not healthy.
Speaker 2: Our club is local food club.
Speaker 1: God damn, it's.
Speaker 2: Sold that local retailers who are proud to support and
Speaker 2: serve your community. Proud, okay, proud you open that?
Speaker 1: This as hell stupid? What do I do with this? Now?
Speaker 2: You opened it? And also you don't have the cups ready?
Speaker 1: Now I have to dump it in our food cereal
Speaker 1: dispensers up front. That'll go fast. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: what I put in there. Don't tell anybody what I
Speaker 1: put two different boxes of poop like a champion in there.
Speaker 2: Wow, dude, that bathroom is about to be clogged.
Speaker 1: It is but serving the public, Andrew you.
Speaker 2: Are you are a public servant now.
Speaker 1: So Coco Crisp rice. I've determined that this is, you
Speaker 1: know what, I don't know until I try it because
Speaker 1: I can't tell whether they're trying to be Coco Pebbles
Speaker 1: or if they're trying to be Coco Crispies. They it's
Speaker 1: like it looks like a cross between the two, both
Speaker 1: of which I like. But Coco Pebbles always reigned supreme.
Speaker 2: That's your favorite cereal.
Speaker 1: It is my favorite cereal of all time. I love
Speaker 1: that your goat mm hmm. Okay, it's greatest of all time.
Speaker 1: It's my coat.
Speaker 2: Okay, just go with it. Hm hm.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm. All right, So this this is gonna be
Speaker 1: your Cocoa Crispies. Yes, that's what this is. I don't
Speaker 1: know if your palate can tell that, but no, it's rice. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean they're both rice. When will I learn? Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean, Coco Crispy is great, not better than Pebbles,
Speaker 1: but it's a it's an overall good store brand cereal.
Speaker 1: I give it four bowls.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the same. I really like that the.
Speaker 1: Milk is getting chocolatey. Yeah, I'm a big fan of
Speaker 1: the after milk.
Speaker 2: The after milk okay, pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so have you see a food you know what, Look,
Speaker 1: if you see any generic Coco Crisprice, it's going to
Speaker 1: be pretty similar. And Wally the waller says, oh, eat me, thanks.
Speaker 2: For show up in a food globe.
Speaker 1: What's that random girl on the back she's eating the cereal? Ah,
Speaker 1: that's a bad girl. Also, there's no milk on her spoon.
Speaker 1: She's just eating dry Coco crispbrice because they had to
Speaker 1: have her take that picture like seventeen times and it
Speaker 1: would have got all soggy. Plus it's all like glued
Speaker 1: on there. That's all that fake food art stuff.
Speaker 2: Which is wild. I mean it's we're just trashing a
Speaker 2: child on a box now.
Speaker 1: But it just doesn't make sense. Is she about to
Speaker 1: run out of the house like they do in sitcoms?
Speaker 2: Thanks mom? And then runs out with a full bowl cereal?
Speaker 1: But they also just stole that picture from somewhere. They
Speaker 1: didn't repair her.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, camba because no one will know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's gonna know? Be careful. The bag is open
Speaker 1: really bad. Oh yea's spilled all in the box and
Speaker 1: they're hitting it. You hear it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to take responsibility for that.
Speaker 1: Listen. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Please follow
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Speaker 1: the latest cereal news. Yes, just like the monsters.
Speaker 2: Yeah what monsters. Well, the monsters too were Jim Henson.
Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you something. Do we need to
Speaker 1: try it again? We've had them multiple times. No, no,
Speaker 1: because five balls everything.
Speaker 2: If anything, we can just do it quick. Oh, look
Speaker 2: you're the boxes, then call it a day.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Count Chocula is one of my top favorite cereals.
Speaker 1: Like it's like coats, Yes, it's like Coco pebbles. Then
Speaker 1: Count Chocula got it. But that's seasonal, you know, so
Speaker 1: it's not a regular for sure. God, you're such a jerk.
Speaker 1: Cereal killerspc dot com for all your cereal needs. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's check it out, Andrew. Let's see if you go
Speaker 1: there and you go to cereals, it'll tell us how
Speaker 1: many we did. Displaying twelve hundred thirteen cereals.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: So these three were now at twelve hundred and sixteen cereals.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: That is banana. Yeah, six Perios got bananas. That was
Speaker 1: our very first cereal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the banana frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're surprised. I know you are.
Speaker 1: Do you know what the other one was in that episode?
Speaker 2: I could not tell.
Speaker 1: I think it was fruit loops. I'm gonna go look.
Speaker 1: I was very very close back when we did one.
Speaker 1: We did two. Every episode we did one new, one classic.
Speaker 1: We're kind of out of classics now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We'll catch
Speaker 1: you next Monday with an all new episode. I'll be
Speaker 1: wearing the same shirt if you're watching on YouTube. So
Speaker 1: very sorry, same and thank you, and say crunch Andrew Crunch. Okay,