1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, thirty two, 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: Episode five of us Jo Daly's Hi Guys, a production 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:11,039 Speaker 1: of I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness and say, officially, 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: off the top, fuck the Koch Brothers and fuff Fox News. 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: It's Friday's mate. My name is Jack O'Brien ak. Cheer up, Jackoby. 7 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: You still have Miles g You're cor and teen believer 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: and uh home staying king. That is courtesy if Andy 9 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,199 Speaker 1: Kerwin and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by 10 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Yeah. What I wanna 11 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: do want to be quaw wers or hoarders warriors. Will 12 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: be chilling out home and your drawers, getting high, playing 13 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: games to the morning in trying to get my hands 14 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 1: on some toilet like paper, living the core deal ship real. Okay, 15 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: to start right there, shout out that Hannah Sault is 16 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: for that all about the Benjamin's inspired quarantine that one 17 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: of I believe track number ten on the No Way 18 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,119 Speaker 1: Out album on the CD, because that's how I used 19 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: to just remember where songs were. I think it's like 20 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: one of the only songs one of the only songs 21 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: I can play on the piano. Pretty good at that one, 22 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my 23 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:41,040 Speaker 1: other co host, Jamie Loftu. What is it good for? 24 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: Flattening in the curve. I'm just gonna stop there. I 25 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: don't want to yell anymore. That made my head hurt. 26 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: It's too hot out there. Okay, uh there. That's from 27 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: Rich Jefferson at Device null. Oh, and I'm sorry to 28 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 1: DJ Dan in advance for absolutely blowing out out the 29 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: sound on my audio track. Not like the other day. 30 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 1: That not when you exploded a piece? Was that, Papa? 31 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:13,919 Speaker 1: It was a yeah that broke. He really disturbed the 32 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 1: electromagnetic frequencies in my home. And we were thrilled to 33 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: be joined in our fourth seat by the hilarious and 34 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:28,079 Speaker 1: talented Sarah June. What's up? I don't have an a 35 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: k A. Because I was going to do a lou 36 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: Reid Sweet June, but it's as Jamie said, it's too 37 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: hot to do much yelling right now. But you guys 38 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: get the idea, right sweet dude? What no? Sorry, June disease? Sorry, 39 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: how you been? I'm good? You know, I don't have 40 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: COVID as far as I know. Um, I am very 41 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: very few link very grateful these days doing a lot 42 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, I'm doing good. Um. I hate zoom calls. 43 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to start with that. M Really, They're so funny. Yeah, 44 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: I love them. I find them a perfect substitute for 45 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: human contact and human interaction. They're they're the best. I mean, Jack, 46 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: I gotta say, I don't know if they're quite as 47 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: good sometimes there and stop. You gotta get on some 48 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: of these zoom calls. We're on sorrow because I'm just 49 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: just as wild. Yeah. Wow, it feels like the real world, 50 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: feels like we're all in a house together. Yeah. I 51 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: want to be in my hot bedroom forever. I don't 52 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: want to come out of here. We got Smiles in 53 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: South Star doing a live performance in a little bit 54 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: all right, sorry, June. We are going to get to 55 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: know you a little bit better in a moment. First, 56 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the things 57 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: we're talking about. We're gonna talk about Trump questioning the 58 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: death toll, which is his new strategy for hiding the 59 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: fact that he totally fucked this up. We're gonna talk 60 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: about Trump hiding the CDC recommendations for reopening. We are 61 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: going to talk about people gushing over Dr Fauci. We're 62 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: gonna talk about the Musk, Grimes Child, the Grusk Baby. 63 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: We're going to try and decide what our movie of 64 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: the weekend is going to be. But first sor June, 65 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: we like to ask our guest, what is something from 66 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: your search history that is revealing about who you are? Hi? Uh? 67 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 1: In my search history I have. Um. The last thing 68 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: is how long do you have to feed chicks starter mash? 69 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: Because I have some chicks and I'm yeah, I didn't know. 70 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 1: What did you get chickens? Um? They hatched about two 71 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 1: and a half weeks ago. Oh my god. Yeah, they're 72 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,479 Speaker 1: really cute and I love them. What do you feed 73 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: on starter mash? What is that? I guess it didn't compute. 74 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. It's just grains. It's 75 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 1: still like chicken feed is like grains and corn and stuff. Um, 76 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: and they just for starter mash. They just kind of 77 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: grind it up because the little chicken beaks can't their 78 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: beaks are too small. You have to make it small 79 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: for them so they can eat it because they're so small. 80 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 1: Is this gonna inspire another historical moment on the internet. 81 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,919 Speaker 1: You know, you gave people nan cat, but like that's true, 82 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 1: and then I got money and then I got a cat. 83 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: I didn't have enough money to get a cat before 84 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 1: yon cat. I was like saving up for the adoption. 85 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 1: Yeah right, it was. It was like a holdover until Wow. 86 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: So the desire for a cat was so intense. You 87 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: created a piece of mine mental manifested my cat that 88 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: goes in the pantheon of Internet creations. And it was 89 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 1: all because you couldn't afford a cat. Yeah, And I 90 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: manifested my cat, Myla, and that's why she's so magical 91 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: boom energy, like a huge bit yeah, extreme extreme girl 92 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: boss energy. Thank you, Jamie right in. That's that's beautiful. Yeah. 93 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 1: So now I have eight chicks. Oh, what's the plan? 94 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,719 Speaker 1: Like what do you do long term? Like have like eggs, 95 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:36,159 Speaker 1: like they give you eggs or so at some point 96 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 1: I gotta um, at some point I will figure out 97 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: which one of them are hands in which are roosters, 98 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 1: and uh, then I might have to get rid of 99 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,159 Speaker 1: a rooster if I have more than one rooster, because 100 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 1: you're not allowed to have more than one rooster in 101 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: Los Angeles to horny or do they fight each other? 102 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,360 Speaker 1: They fight each other. Yeah, they fight each other, and 103 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 1: they're like really loud and annoying. You can't have more 104 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: than one so these abris gets too mad. So more 105 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 1: than one male in the presence of a group of 106 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 1: females will lead to violence and just annoying behavior. Chickens 107 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: are like extremely hierarchical, um, you know, really alpha if 108 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 1: there if they're if you've got roosters, multiple you got 109 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: let's say you got three, that means you're gonna have 110 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 1: to eat them. I'm not going to eat them. I'm 111 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna give them away. I'm just thinking very 112 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 1: organ trail right now. I've been playing as a crazy question. Honestly, 113 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 1: That's what most people do, is like you hatch chicks 114 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: and then when you find out which ones are men, 115 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 1: you eat those ones, um except one uh and then 116 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't really have the stomach to 117 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 1: do that. I I got these chickens for eggs, not 118 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: for meat. So um, yeah, I'm not gonna I'm gonna 119 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: try and see if somebody else wants a rooster. Yeah, 120 00:07:53,160 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 1: they're so cute that's really like congratulations, like nice, or 121 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: they just do you have a yard that they just 122 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 1: have a yard. They have to be they have to 123 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: be in a there in a coup. But you got 124 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: like the wire and all that. What wi what do 125 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: you mean? I don't know? Did chicken Oh? Yeah, yeah, 126 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 1: well chicken wire. Actually, hot tip, guys, chicken wire doesn't 127 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:26,440 Speaker 1: keep predators out. It only keeps chickens in. So if 128 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: you make your chicken coop out of chicken wire, it's 129 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,840 Speaker 1: like raccoons can chew through it and ship um and 130 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,679 Speaker 1: like coyotes could probably funk with it pretty easy. So uh, 131 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: it's better to use hardware cloth, which is just like 132 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: a strong mesh. Yeah. Sorry, did you know that you 133 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: have a whole page on the Neon cat Wicky and 134 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 1: it's a very funny page. No, I didn't know there was. 135 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,040 Speaker 1: What do you mean in yon cat? Like on Wikipedia, 136 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,199 Speaker 1: there's a hole like your on Now it's like a 137 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,839 Speaker 1: Neon cat dot fandom dot com. You have your own 138 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: pack every big to this site. Yeah, it says Sara June, 139 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:11,360 Speaker 1: now known as Meme TV means it says me, is 140 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 1: that how I should have introduced you? I apologized our 141 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:18,679 Speaker 1: guest meme TV. What's the kid's name? And Charlie and 142 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 1: the chocolate fact. I didn't know there was, um Charlie. 143 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:30,320 Speaker 1: There's some kids which TV? The TV Mike Mike T Yeah, yeah, 144 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:35,959 Speaker 1: sister me TV. I mean, I mean TV. I loved 145 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,199 Speaker 1: Mike TV. In the book. Mike TV was always like 146 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: this ship is boring. I want to watch TV people, 147 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,440 Speaker 1: And I was like, this guy gets it. He was yeah, 148 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,520 Speaker 1: he was presaging like our generation we're like yeah, yeah, 149 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 1: yeah yeah. He was like TV fucking rules, Like amp 150 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:55,560 Speaker 1: it up, dude, already shot when you cost play at 151 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 1: a whimsical candy factory, that shows you have the attention 152 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: span that's not k People will appreciate anything you're like, 153 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,959 Speaker 1: I could be in this amazing place, but I still 154 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: need to look like how boy? Yeah, Like come on, dude, 155 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 1: you're you're too desensitized, like for any uh any uninitiated listeners. 156 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,320 Speaker 1: You created the yan cat. That's not a joke. Yeah, 157 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: well it's also you know, the m I think it's 158 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,480 Speaker 1: a little more accurate to say I like combined to 159 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: properties into a meme. I didn't draw the jonct gift 160 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,080 Speaker 1: and I didn't make the song. I just put them 161 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,439 Speaker 1: together and put them on YouTube. So I feel like 162 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,319 Speaker 1: it's misleading to say I made the meme. Um, but 163 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: but I was part of a wonderful team that people 164 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: that didn't know each other and yet and that we 165 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,079 Speaker 1: love the honesty and humility, and that has been this 166 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,920 Speaker 1: segment of behind the meme on the Daily Thank you 167 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,439 Speaker 1: so much. Oh my god, there's a page about me. 168 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 1: She is She is now a comedian and a feminist 169 00:10:55,480 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 1: who works for a company that even mean serjum, what 170 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 1: is something you think is underrated? Um? This page about 171 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: me on this new Um No, Okay, honestly, the thing 172 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,200 Speaker 1: that I was going to say is underrated is Craigslist, 173 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:18,439 Speaker 1: especially the free section. People are like, yeah, whatever, Craigslist, 174 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,320 Speaker 1: But did you know Craigslist still doesn't have any ads 175 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 1: on it? Yeah? Are you that fucking crazy? Azing? That 176 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 1: guy Craig is kind of a trippy dude, isn't he 177 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:34,439 Speaker 1: who started it? Craig fucking rules, dude. It's just like 178 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 1: one of one of the only usable websites left on 179 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,160 Speaker 1: the fucking Internet. Because I got back on Twitter for 180 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 1: a little bit, and I was on there for like 181 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: two weeks and then they were like design re update 182 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: to make it better, and I was like, this fucking 183 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,559 Speaker 1: company wants me to quit, Like they want you to 184 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,439 Speaker 1: stop using the fucking app. Why else would they keep 185 00:11:54,559 --> 00:12:00,640 Speaker 1: fucking with their algorithm. They hate me personally. They want 186 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 1: to they want to weed out the casuals. That's me. 187 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,760 Speaker 1: I'm a casual. I'm a bandwagon. Yeah, there's something about 188 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:12,040 Speaker 1: those like that original generation of websites like Snopes is 189 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,599 Speaker 1: still out here as like a source that were like 190 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: it still doing it. Many they're still still trust Snopes, right, Yeah, 191 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 1: there was Yeah, a Zeke gang member put me onto 192 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 1: some like Snopes drama that there was like a bit 193 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,079 Speaker 1: of infighting within Snopes and there was a bit of 194 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:36,040 Speaker 1: a there was a great I think I don't know. 195 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 1: I think it's just about people. I don't know. I 196 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 1: don't know if it was necessarily about like the work 197 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: that was being done rather than maybe interpersonal things or 198 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,959 Speaker 1: maybe where the direction of it was started with the 199 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:51,679 Speaker 1: myth in it and they just I couldn't figure it out. 200 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,559 Speaker 1: Um Yeah, I mean the Beatles had a big schism too, 201 00:12:55,800 --> 00:13:00,439 Speaker 1: but they're still good. Uh some some people Church England. 202 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you get two good things. So how 203 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 1: so how do like does Craigslist. Is it a business 204 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,920 Speaker 1: or is it just like a service that's being provided. 205 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:16,199 Speaker 1: I'm curious, like what the inner workings are of that, 206 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: because I mean they must employ people to keep it 207 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:23,719 Speaker 1: working and keep it like moderated. Right, I don't know. 208 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: I just use the website and it and it does 209 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,679 Speaker 1: what I need it to do, and I get to 210 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,720 Speaker 1: see what kind of weird ship my neighbors are giving away. Like, yeah, 211 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,679 Speaker 1: it's great. I love not having to like relearn how 212 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,679 Speaker 1: to use the website every time I fucking use it. 213 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,640 Speaker 1: Here they take a cut of all free couches that 214 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:46,280 Speaker 1: are given away. Uh, they take a big cut of 215 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: all the clean fil dirt. We've like mostly furnished our 216 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,319 Speaker 1: apartment with stuff from let Go. It's like some that 217 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,960 Speaker 1: goes that ship is useful. Yeah, we've been. We got 218 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 1: a ton of like cheap know, like better than we can. Yeah, 219 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,520 Speaker 1: you could fucking you could outfit a whole backyard with 220 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:11,840 Speaker 1: let Go. It's amazing how it's funny because it appeals 221 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,000 Speaker 1: to so it's like there's there's also they're people who 222 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 1: just want to get rid of stuff. Then there are 223 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: people who are like have like wild disposable income and 224 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 1: are just like if you come get this like it's 225 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:25,840 Speaker 1: yours or something like that. They're like, I don't want 226 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,120 Speaker 1: to get this fixed. You just take it and get 227 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,680 Speaker 1: it fixed and you just replace that. Screw it will fin. 228 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: I just I can't handle it. I'm stressed out. Please 229 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 1: get it out of here. Please, I'm sorry, but enjoy 230 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 1: your people call my people to come over here. Literally 231 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 1: we just put in like richer zip codes and like yeah, 232 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:48,560 Speaker 1: and then we're like to one oh and it was 233 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 1: literally some like rich person that we got our couch from. 234 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 1: That that's like I just signed a deal with something 235 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 1: and I need to get rid of this couch. And 236 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: we're like, okay, can we give you a hundred fifty dollars? 237 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: He was, I don't care, just get it, get it now, 238 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,480 Speaker 1: just get it, take it out of his life, and 239 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,960 Speaker 1: now I love It's a fun couch. Fun fact about 240 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:14,400 Speaker 1: Craig Craig Newmark of Craigslist. Leonard Cohen was the rabbi 241 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:22,080 Speaker 1: at his wedding. What that's like? V Leonard Cohen, Canadian singer, poet, songwriter, 242 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:29,640 Speaker 1: Not Yes, this man was the rabbi at Craig's weddings influence. Oh. 243 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: A big thing about Craigslist now is um a lot 244 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 1: of office spaces are shutting down and also restaurants so 245 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,360 Speaker 1: um many of them are giving away a lot of 246 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 1: stuff on Craigslist. So it's a particularly hot time things. Yeah. Well, 247 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,880 Speaker 1: just like just like this pattern though too of like 248 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 1: businesses go bust and then like the people, you know, 249 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,920 Speaker 1: we're like, is there stuff at affordable rates that we 250 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: can pick off this corpse. Another fun free thing that happened, 251 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,760 Speaker 1: at least in l A was that the l A 252 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 1: Public Library forgave all late fees, so my library card 253 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:09,800 Speaker 1: got reinstated. Oh go, congrats, Jamie. Yeah, so if you 254 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: accidentally stole a library by three years ago and then 255 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: got scared, you're back. You're back in business. I wish 256 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,040 Speaker 1: Glendale would do that, then I could go there again. 257 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,120 Speaker 1: Yeah right, what is something you think is overrated? S 258 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: are you? I would? I would? I would have to 259 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 1: say our president Donald Trump, Oh wow, we're not right. Whoa, whoa, whoa? Okay, 260 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:40,320 Speaker 1: all right, cutter Mike off. You know feel like he 261 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: doesn't even know what the funk he's talking about. No, 262 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 1: you don't know what because he's the president. I think 263 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:56,840 Speaker 1: this is actually truly overrated because I just think that 264 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: we have like we're it's just become normalized to us, 265 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 1: and now it's it's so wild, like how badly he 266 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 1: fucked this COVID nineteen thing up. The fact that America 267 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 1: is the worst in the world and it's all because 268 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:20,280 Speaker 1: of him, um is pretty it's a it's just completely 269 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,240 Speaker 1: born out of ignorance, and even that's like that's what 270 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 1: makes it so fucked up in tragic, and I think 271 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 1: that's why half the time we just got to go 272 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,119 Speaker 1: into our brains and like laugh this ship off as 273 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 1: we like go like just you know, spiral out, because 274 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,119 Speaker 1: it's hard to even imagine that someone could do something 275 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 1: like that and be so inept at the causing people's 276 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,640 Speaker 1: lives and then just try and be like, yo, dude, 277 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna spiked the football on this total victory on COVID. Yeah, um, 278 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,479 Speaker 1: all right, I mean I know all of that's going 279 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 1: to be cut because we can't really come out here 280 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:58,120 Speaker 1: and criticize the president, but I think it's just good 281 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 1: to get to get that off our chest. Stem alright, yeah, yeah, 282 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: so Dan, please cut that, and then, um, Jack, why 283 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,600 Speaker 1: don't you say something they'll come back in right seamlessly, 284 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,920 Speaker 1: so the listeners don't know. Sorry, June, what is a myth? 285 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,960 Speaker 1: What's something you know to be false that people think 286 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 1: is true or vice versa. I know, and I have 287 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,320 Speaker 1: known for some time that UM open plan offices are 288 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:27,600 Speaker 1: actually really bad. Maybe rocking the boat a little bit 289 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,679 Speaker 1: here with my hot take, but open plan offices are 290 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,480 Speaker 1: the worst thing to happen to offices since offices were invented. UM. 291 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,760 Speaker 1: Open plan offices are distracting for everybody. They do not 292 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,400 Speaker 1: enhance creativity. All they do is make it so you're 293 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,480 Speaker 1: you have to yell all the time because everybody is 294 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,760 Speaker 1: talking and you have to yell over them. And now 295 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: I have been proven right by the coronavirus because it 296 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 1: turns out that UM a lot of companies are trying 297 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,800 Speaker 1: to redesign their open plan offices because open plan office 298 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 1: is extremely conducive to writing diseases. Yeah, so now places 299 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,280 Speaker 1: are trying to get like FLEXI at least basically sneeze 300 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: guards around every cubicle, you know, raising a half wall 301 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,960 Speaker 1: to a higher wall transparently almost like a room, but 302 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,960 Speaker 1: not quite. Here's I like, I don't want to like? Yeah, 303 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 1: it's like I don't want to like trigger gen X. 304 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: I know that gen X put a lot of effort 305 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:28,120 Speaker 1: into hating cubicles, but like I funk with cubicles. I've 306 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,119 Speaker 1: never had a problem with them. I like having my 307 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 1: own little space. And like it's called soundproofing. Also, like 308 00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 1: the point of the cubicle is like you can't really 309 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,800 Speaker 1: hear people that well, right, Like it's because there's like 310 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,920 Speaker 1: natural baffling in the panels of your cubicle. And and 311 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,159 Speaker 1: I mean this is maybe a more but like you 312 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 1: don't I don't like having a coworker having such I 313 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: don't like knowing what's going on in the tabs near 314 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:58,639 Speaker 1: me because I'm always gonna looks and then they're always 315 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,679 Speaker 1: looking at you, and then they're we're looking at your 316 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 1: tabs and no one wants to know what. I just 317 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 1: want to look at ear rings that I'm not going 318 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: to buy, right, That's the fun thing about is like 319 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:13,920 Speaker 1: rush me okay, oh yeah, well I think that's those 320 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,480 Speaker 1: are all the you know, the the office. It's funny 321 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,639 Speaker 1: because the office used to be like the pinnacle of 322 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,359 Speaker 1: like doing it. You're like I got an office, you 323 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,400 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I'm my own door and ship. 324 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,359 Speaker 1: And then there was this like swing where it's like 325 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: you know, that's like for that's like for Grandpa, Like 326 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: you know, like let's just kind of let's make it 327 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:36,440 Speaker 1: like kindergarten, but with desks and way more stress. What 328 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:42,199 Speaker 1: if the kids went in the cubbies. So if they 329 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 1: want just like clear sneeze guards so that you're like 330 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,440 Speaker 1: in a little to be able to see each other 331 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:53,640 Speaker 1: Jamie screen. See, it doesn't solve the tab issues. See, 332 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,639 Speaker 1: we need a pad guard. I'm not I'm not advocating 333 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,400 Speaker 1: for transparent taps through a sneeze guard is a nightmare 334 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,800 Speaker 1: that would make you feel I think even more of 335 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,480 Speaker 1: like a prisoner that you already dealing with the tab 336 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: thing and people can see into your tab. Now you're 337 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,399 Speaker 1: in this like plexiglass menagerie. Seeing the tabs makes me 338 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,480 Speaker 1: brings out an ugly side of me because then I 339 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:19,320 Speaker 1: just like i'd like I started texting my friend being 340 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,120 Speaker 1: like this fucking they're oh, they're just on eBay dot com. 341 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 1: And then like I'm also on eBay dot com, but 342 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:34,440 Speaker 1: I'm just like fucking this MF is checking Twitter, they're 343 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,280 Speaker 1: looking they're looking for Drusilla from Buffy Merch, Like, what 344 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,879 Speaker 1: the fuck? Why Drusilla? I don't want anyone to know 345 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,560 Speaker 1: what's going on in my eBay. Yeah, I think I 346 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,240 Speaker 1: think your desktop should be private. I think it's a 347 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 1: man's right to have nobody looking at his desktop. That's 348 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,480 Speaker 1: the Zoom anxiety too, of like people are sharing their 349 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,000 Speaker 1: desktops on Zoom, and I like every time, I would never, 350 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,280 Speaker 1: I would never. You're just like every time I get 351 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,639 Speaker 1: in this situation where somebody has to share screens with me, 352 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,119 Speaker 1: I put all of my ship that's on my desktop 353 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 1: into a new folder and I titled Epstein Theories. So 354 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 1: it just looks like there's nothing on my desktop. It's 355 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,960 Speaker 1: totally clean except for this one little folder. Make multiple 356 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,200 Speaker 1: Epstein theory V one, Epstein Theory v two, Epstein Theories 357 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:31,520 Speaker 1: v three, v four. General, In a general sense, people 358 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 1: who share their screen with you on Zoom have no 359 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 1: inner life and nothing to fear or a work computer 360 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,160 Speaker 1: that's separate from right. Yeah, the only time I've done 361 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 1: a screen share is for work. Other times I think, 362 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:48,359 Speaker 1: like Zoom it's weird. I don't like to use Zoom 363 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,680 Speaker 1: all the time to like interact. Sometimes I use Google hangouts, 364 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,800 Speaker 1: like with certain friend groups, just to feel like it's 365 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,680 Speaker 1: like Zoom has become my home to where it's like, oh, 366 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,080 Speaker 1: I can't have my work and my pleasure blur are 367 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: into one app. Now, Yeah, you have to delineate somehow 368 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 1: between things that are the same. Yeah, alright, guys, let's 369 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,440 Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll come back and talk 370 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:25,520 Speaker 1: about the news. And we're back and um, there there's 371 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:30,119 Speaker 1: rumblings that Trump is going to start questioning the death count, 372 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,119 Speaker 1: the death toll of the coronavirus. There's a little bit 373 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:40,400 Speaker 1: more detail on that. Uh. An Axios article that talk 374 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:44,399 Speaker 1: to an administration official was saying that there their theory 375 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,560 Speaker 1: is going to be that hospitals are getting money for 376 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,399 Speaker 1: any time somebody passes away from COVID nineteen and so 377 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:58,639 Speaker 1: they're saying they're like financially incentivized to exaggerate the death count. 378 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:03,760 Speaker 1: But that what what they're accusing them of is fraud 379 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,520 Speaker 1: and like extremely illegal and is not just like an 380 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:12,360 Speaker 1: incidental thing. It would be like definitely worth uh stopping 381 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 1: everything to investigate if they thought that's what was happening. Um, yeah, 382 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: you know, because medical businesses and facilities are notorious for 383 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,240 Speaker 1: not trying to safeguard against any kind of lawsuit or 384 00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 1: malpractice anything. So yeah that I can see this going 385 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,160 Speaker 1: rampant and just being like, yeah, we'll just uh, we'll 386 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:35,400 Speaker 1: just fake a bunch of death certificates. Yeah yeah. Um. 387 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:40,120 Speaker 1: And the people who aren't members of the Trump administration, 388 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 1: the experts actually think the COVID nineteen death count is 389 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:48,959 Speaker 1: probably up over a hundred thousand, just using the uh 390 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:54,719 Speaker 1: process of like here's how many people typically die this month. Uh, 391 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,879 Speaker 1: and here's how many people have died this year, and 392 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: it's up a hundred thousand over what where it's been 393 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 1: in the past, or even more than that. The process 394 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:12,480 Speaker 1: you're describing, I believes just called observation. Yeah yeah, I 395 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,639 Speaker 1: mean yeah, there there there. There has to be a 396 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,720 Speaker 1: counter narrative for every single thing, you know, if there 397 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,760 Speaker 1: there has to be a a finger at a point 398 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,520 Speaker 1: or someone to say, well, it's actually not us, it's 399 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,240 Speaker 1: actually this other thing. And if this is there, I 400 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,000 Speaker 1: guess they're trying to test this one. I don't know 401 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,119 Speaker 1: how many people are going to be like, yeah that 402 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:33,119 Speaker 1: those fucking hospitals what got It's it's hard for me 403 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,600 Speaker 1: to connect how you can really get someone energized about that, 404 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 1: except for maybe like delay some other kind of scathing 405 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 1: leak for like a couple of hours or days or something. Yeah, 406 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,720 Speaker 1: they'll find a way. It seems like it seems like 407 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,719 Speaker 1: they've always found a way to justify, you know, sticking 408 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 1: by the president. And you know, because if it's just 409 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,440 Speaker 1: a matter of sticking it to the liberals, then they 410 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:02,240 Speaker 1: will do it. You know, anything is preferable over just 411 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,960 Speaker 1: letting the people on the left side. I told you so. 412 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,800 Speaker 1: I think, well, the c d C, which is a 413 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,359 Speaker 1: government organization that's actually paying attention to how science works, 414 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: is right. Even so they were they had enough people 415 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,879 Speaker 1: to put together some guidance for the country on how 416 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:28,320 Speaker 1: to uh just begin reopening in a way that considers 417 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,159 Speaker 1: people's health and not killing people. Interesting what's necessary, you know, 418 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,560 Speaker 1: because there's so much like competing takes and opinions on 419 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,120 Speaker 1: what to do or what not to do, and having 420 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 1: something from like this c d C would be good 421 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,919 Speaker 1: where there's like, hey, every state, this is what our 422 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,359 Speaker 1: top you know, the our disease experts are saying, this 423 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,720 Speaker 1: is the fucking playbook for the nation. If you do 424 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 1: not fucking do this then you are not safe, and 425 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,879 Speaker 1: people should know that with this the you know, the 426 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,480 Speaker 1: verified check mark of the CDC on this thing, that 427 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,520 Speaker 1: you can hopefully trust this information. The problem is there's 428 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,400 Speaker 1: information in this pamphlet that they put together that would 429 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: basically make people feel unsafe. So the White House decided 430 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,639 Speaker 1: to shelve the fucking thing and told them that this 431 00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 1: this document would not see the light of day, is 432 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,919 Speaker 1: what one source at the CDC said. An administration official 433 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,400 Speaker 1: told them when they asked to like get the funk 434 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,359 Speaker 1: out of here. Luckily, you know, this was leaked to 435 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,200 Speaker 1: the a P. So we have a look at what 436 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,640 Speaker 1: this thing looks like, and it makes sense. Basically, they're 437 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:41,080 Speaker 1: trying to make a very you know, very reasonable practical 438 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: plan on how to maintain safety in the workplace, to 439 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 1: ensure the safety of your employees or patrons, whatever that 440 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,439 Speaker 1: case is, because we're dealing with what's clearly something deadly 441 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,960 Speaker 1: um and all of that in there is also probably 442 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,639 Speaker 1: going to communicate to people, oh no, the guidelines in 443 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,880 Speaker 1: here is not even close to what my boss is doing. 444 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,560 Speaker 1: And I'm supposed to be bad. I cant work right 445 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,879 Speaker 1: to the point because if if we don't know what's safe, 446 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,040 Speaker 1: then we don't know what's deadly. And that's the problem. 447 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,159 Speaker 1: And so when you can obscure the safety guidelines, then 448 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,400 Speaker 1: you don't you have no fucking clue, Like you don't. 449 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,639 Speaker 1: I don't know that that seems fine, But this is 450 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 1: like just reading it through the little excerpts that are 451 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,600 Speaker 1: out there. I mean, it's if I were a Republican governor, 452 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,680 Speaker 1: I would be being like, not only people see this 453 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,879 Speaker 1: because we're not coming close to doing any of this. 454 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,560 Speaker 1: Ship Well that's the thing is Yeah, I feel like 455 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,680 Speaker 1: it comes down to like a state by state thing too. 456 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,240 Speaker 1: If like something that's been throwing me as things start 457 00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,680 Speaker 1: to slowly reopen, is like it's going to be such 458 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 1: a different story for every state depending on how severely 459 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,800 Speaker 1: they dropped the ball, and so like I don't know, 460 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 1: I mean, I I like what this is generally, like 461 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,040 Speaker 1: what this pamphlet is generally saying of, like this is 462 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,440 Speaker 1: the bare minimum that needs to happen. But then there 463 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,560 Speaker 1: are some states and I feel like I'm like anticipating 464 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: a lot of like confusion and like misinterpretation of like, well, 465 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,440 Speaker 1: who gets to do this first? And how clearly is 466 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,840 Speaker 1: that being communicated to the different states because it's like, 467 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 1: I don't know even in my own family, like their 468 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,840 Speaker 1: state is funked up significantly more than California. So we're 469 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,520 Speaker 1: living in completely different universes, but like they're not being 470 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:22,000 Speaker 1: communicated to effectively. So I've not even really been talking 471 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 1: about California because I'm like, well, you can't. You can't 472 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,240 Speaker 1: really do that. I don't know, right. I think when 473 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: you look at the flow chart, right, it's made to 474 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,280 Speaker 1: just provide like obviously context matters, but they're they're laying 475 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,320 Speaker 1: it out in a way that it can make sense 476 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,440 Speaker 1: no matter where you live, because it's just saying like, 477 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,080 Speaker 1: have these have this? Has this criteria been met? Then 478 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,320 Speaker 1: go to the next step. Has this criteria ever been met? 479 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,440 Speaker 1: Then go to the next step. If not, all roads 480 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,400 Speaker 1: leave to stay fucking closed, or it'll say, hey, open 481 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,760 Speaker 1: and monitors. So the first thing it asked step one, 482 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,040 Speaker 1: should you consider opening? First question is the workplace in 483 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 1: a community no longer requiring significant mitigation. I think that's 484 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,520 Speaker 1: a great boom you can figure out very easily if 485 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,080 Speaker 1: that apply yes to you, and you don't have to 486 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 1: be like, well I'm not in New York City. Great 487 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,960 Speaker 1: next step will reopening b in compliance with state and 488 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 1: local orders. Will you be also ready to protect employees 489 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,520 Speaker 1: at higher risk for severe illness? If you answer no 490 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,480 Speaker 1: to any of these questions, do not open. Then another 491 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,960 Speaker 1: flow chart says if you answered yes to all of these, 492 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,000 Speaker 1: go to the next step, And then it's saying this 493 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 1: is what you need to do in your workplace. So 494 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: it's like really easy to follow. And if I read 495 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,640 Speaker 1: it as an employee, I would be like, okay, good, 496 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,920 Speaker 1: Like if they're having to abide by this, it's like, Okay, 497 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,680 Speaker 1: we're not in an area that is severely at risk 498 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,480 Speaker 1: or with a rising number of cases. And they're also 499 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 1: doing things like putting up barriers and deep cleaning and 500 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,360 Speaker 1: these other things. Like I could start seeing myself relax 501 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:49,440 Speaker 1: a bit, especially because this is coming from experts, right, 502 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,840 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess my other question there is like, 503 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:58,040 Speaker 1: just because I don't always trust workplaces to uh, you know, 504 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,800 Speaker 1: consider their employees, how is like or what you know, 505 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 1: like if what is the consequence for opening a business 506 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 1: that is not safe? And what is the consequence for 507 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,360 Speaker 1: employers that are not protecting their employees? Actually on page one, 508 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,280 Speaker 1: there is a caveat that says uh, this handbook is 509 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,600 Speaker 1: used with the presupposition that the reader does have a 510 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 1: soul there. So oh okay, so nothing's going to real. 511 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:31,080 Speaker 1: I mean very few places will reopen. Uh yeah, yeah, 512 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:36,960 Speaker 1: very very few places should reopen. Yeah, well, it's just yeah, 513 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,480 Speaker 1: it goes on to say, you know, like obviously barriers, 514 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 1: Like it's not just like businesses, it's like stuff for 515 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,720 Speaker 1: like what mass transit needs to look like, what a 516 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,320 Speaker 1: daycare center needs to look like, what a summer camp 517 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,840 Speaker 1: should look like, a church, a restaurant, like this is 518 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,640 Speaker 1: really the kind of thing where you're like, I would 519 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,720 Speaker 1: love to know what they think is safe. But again, 520 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 1: because there's a line in there that basically says, you know, 521 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,880 Speaker 1: we need sneezeguards at cash registers and you can forget 522 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:07,240 Speaker 1: about fucking buffets or salad bars. You that's a whole 523 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,320 Speaker 1: I can only imagine the you know, the the owners 524 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:15,240 Speaker 1: of the hometown's buffets, the Golden Corrals pulling up to 525 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,240 Speaker 1: the White House with bags of cash being like no 526 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,840 Speaker 1: on a fucking dead that or what do you need? 527 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,200 Speaker 1: What do you need to create an exemption? But the 528 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,560 Speaker 1: problem is when you have the CDC saying out here, 529 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,040 Speaker 1: like with their expert opinion, you do not want to 530 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,040 Speaker 1: have communal food troughs that people are eating out of 531 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,040 Speaker 1: at all. No, just cut that. Then you, of course 532 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,560 Speaker 1: that these people are too concerned about the bottom line 533 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:40,120 Speaker 1: in capital than human safety. Big jello trough is too powerful. 534 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,760 Speaker 1: It's that chocolate fountour of the corral to the to 535 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,280 Speaker 1: the senior set. The moment when Laura Ingram was talking 536 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 1: about how masks make you feel not safe, I feel 537 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,680 Speaker 1: like just keeps popping up in my head like that 538 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,920 Speaker 1: just seems to represent an entire part of not just 539 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:03,440 Speaker 1: the populace but the government to that, like even like 540 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 1: the things the bare minimum for safety in our society 541 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:12,280 Speaker 1: and is being ship caned because it doesn't look good 542 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: or make you feel good. Yeah, it's just like depressing, 543 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 1: Like this is the absolute least that anyone could do 544 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:27,560 Speaker 1: in terms of like getting good information to workers and 545 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,880 Speaker 1: business people. Like it's such basic common sense stuff and 546 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,040 Speaker 1: it can't even get released. It's yeah, I mean, what 547 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,840 Speaker 1: do you guys think about the idea that, Like the 548 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,000 Speaker 1: argument I don't have to wear a mask if I 549 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 1: don't want to is kind of one of the founding 550 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:48,440 Speaker 1: values of this country. I think it views on how 551 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,240 Speaker 1: you look at it. It's just basically it's not I 552 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,080 Speaker 1: don't look at it because I feel that someone's telling 553 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 1: me to do it. I'm doing that, I just out 554 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,120 Speaker 1: of consideration, because I would just want to know as 555 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:03,480 Speaker 1: a baseline and societal e that were like, yeah, it's 556 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,280 Speaker 1: not just about what the funk I want to do, Um, 557 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,799 Speaker 1: it's what it's it's just about what's good for other people. 558 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,759 Speaker 1: I think when you look at it, it's like they're 559 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,960 Speaker 1: trying to tell me that I can't go all fucking 560 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,280 Speaker 1: naked faced out there, that you're missing the fucking point. 561 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,239 Speaker 1: And I think that's I don't know. I mean I 562 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,520 Speaker 1: understand though, like like what what the fund can you 563 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,319 Speaker 1: tell me this is a free country, But like, let's 564 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,040 Speaker 1: be real, if you really play that out there, nothing 565 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,800 Speaker 1: nothing's fucking free here. You have no freedom. You know what. 566 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,279 Speaker 1: It reminds me of the like First Amendment. Uh, you know, 567 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,840 Speaker 1: we have free speech, but we can't shout fire in 568 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:41,680 Speaker 1: a crowded theater type thing. Like you're everything's good in 569 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,040 Speaker 1: theory until it comes to, you know, doing something that 570 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,240 Speaker 1: could kill lots of people, at which point funk your theories. 571 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,080 Speaker 1: That's why it's that's why it's so convenient that COVID 572 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,960 Speaker 1: is like over now. You know, it's nice that we 573 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,880 Speaker 1: took care of it, and you know, people can just 574 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,600 Speaker 1: go back to their businesses and you know, unemployment doesn't 575 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,879 Speaker 1: have to give so many people unemployment because it would 576 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,080 Speaker 1: suck if COVID were just to keep going and and 577 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,839 Speaker 1: spreading and uh and people just had to go back 578 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:20,239 Speaker 1: to work because otherwise they had no income because unemployment 579 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,759 Speaker 1: deemed they're already lifted able to you know, any any term, 580 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,720 Speaker 1: like any eviction freezes are already starting to get lifted 581 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,000 Speaker 1: and all that bullshit. That was. Yeah, one thing that 582 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,480 Speaker 1: was very interesting to me about UM. I saw this 583 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,279 Speaker 1: article about one of the protests in like Huntington Beach, 584 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,120 Speaker 1: one of the reopened protests UM and most of the 585 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,759 Speaker 1: people there were kind of like from Jefferson County, from 586 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: the state of Jefferson, and they had all these stated 587 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,640 Speaker 1: Jeffers in shirts and like that's really far north, that's 588 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:54,040 Speaker 1: not in Huntington Beach, but that's definitely not a bad 589 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:58,040 Speaker 1: boys and they have you look, they have plenty of 590 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,360 Speaker 1: sucking right wingers in the OC. They don't need to 591 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,560 Speaker 1: be according them, from the state of Jefferson. But they 592 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,759 Speaker 1: have too much money to want to Like they're like, well, 593 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,400 Speaker 1: I also, can I have enough disposable income. I'll just 594 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,000 Speaker 1: keep getting everything delivered. I'll just let the poor racists 595 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:17,319 Speaker 1: handle this one. Yeah. Um, but what people were saying 596 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:22,560 Speaker 1: that we're quoted in that was, um that uh that 597 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,120 Speaker 1: there are a few people quoted who were like, I 598 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,000 Speaker 1: had to shut down my business. The government made me 599 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:31,120 Speaker 1: shut down by my business, and um, I'm running out 600 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: of money and I don't want to take welfare, like 601 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,680 Speaker 1: and that really through me that these people were not 602 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,880 Speaker 1: at the point where they were. They weren't even at 603 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,800 Speaker 1: the point of like I've tried to get unemployment and 604 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,759 Speaker 1: I can't, which is like a situation a lot of 605 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,319 Speaker 1: people are in, you know, they're like, I haven't even 606 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:52,400 Speaker 1: applied because I think it's morally bad to take government welfare. 607 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,880 Speaker 1: And I was like, Okay, this is like really a choice, 608 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,520 Speaker 1: this is really really a choice. That's a motherfucker though. 609 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,480 Speaker 1: When you're like, because then I be brown, Yes, Like 610 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,200 Speaker 1: that's sort of like the the idea or the concept 611 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,680 Speaker 1: of a person who needs help. It's just been it's 612 00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:11,600 Speaker 1: been so vilified and dehumanized in their mind they have. 613 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,759 Speaker 1: Now the next logical step is, well, then if I 614 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,200 Speaker 1: need help, then I am a sub human. So I'm 615 00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,640 Speaker 1: about to come out here and put guns in people's 616 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,680 Speaker 1: faces and demand on my sandwich store opens back up. Yeah, 617 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,440 Speaker 1: And I think if all these deaths are just like 618 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:28,640 Speaker 1: the necessary cost of having the country that I think 619 00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,279 Speaker 1: we have, which is one where I don't ever have 620 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,680 Speaker 1: to be that subhuman person who who needs help from 621 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,520 Speaker 1: the from the collective. Well, that mindset also feels very 622 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: connected to like a shame reaction to of like you're 623 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:47,480 Speaker 1: taught like if you need to accept help from anyone, 624 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:52,000 Speaker 1: it is like, yeah, like you have somehow failed. It's 625 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,440 Speaker 1: not that you could possibly be failed by a system. 626 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,560 Speaker 1: You have personally have failed and you suck, and like 627 00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 1: you should have to suffer the consequences of you personally sucking. 628 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,480 Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. That's like an old people 629 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,759 Speaker 1: thing too, Like I don't know some of these old 630 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,120 Speaker 1: people out here who are getting like furloughed there like 631 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,320 Speaker 1: it's somehow I did this to myself And you're like 632 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,800 Speaker 1: look around, like you did not do this. Do you 633 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,680 Speaker 1: know you're doing Or they're like I should be able 634 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,520 Speaker 1: to get through this. I should be able to overcome this, 635 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:29,400 Speaker 1: Like dude, weird proby. Nobody is like dying from COVID 636 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,759 Speaker 1: because they didn't want to live enough, you know, like 637 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,760 Speaker 1: nobody's out there being like, ah, yeah, this is fine, 638 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,840 Speaker 1: this is fine. I'm fine with this, you know, like 639 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,880 Speaker 1: I'm just tired, just like let it take me. Like 640 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,240 Speaker 1: it's not something that you can overcome with your fucking mind. 641 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,759 Speaker 1: Like that's just like bad American dream mentality. That is 642 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,680 Speaker 1: just like it doesn't work. People talk about like he's 643 00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,520 Speaker 1: a fighter. He's really like I know he's not going 644 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,960 Speaker 1: to die because he's a fighter, like about Boris Johnson 645 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,439 Speaker 1: and ship and it's just like, well, do you really 646 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,800 Speaker 1: know that doesn't have anything to do with that or 647 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:07,520 Speaker 1: is it just a lucky you know, he's a fighter. 648 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,319 Speaker 1: Remember when he was about this disease. He's such a fighter. 649 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,080 Speaker 1: Remember when he was screaming the N word at that 650 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,800 Speaker 1: high school basketball game and then he fought the security 651 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,680 Speaker 1: guards when they told him to leave because of his 652 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:21,040 Speaker 1: racist behavior. He's a fighter. I mean. The other really 653 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,600 Speaker 1: disturbing thing about all the decisions that are driving this 654 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,880 Speaker 1: behavior are these models that the White House is using 655 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,879 Speaker 1: and we're going to talk about this earlier this week, 656 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,000 Speaker 1: but just very quickly, right, they're all kinds of competing 657 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,359 Speaker 1: models looking at like what the death toll could look 658 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,840 Speaker 1: like based on certain mitigation levels and things like that. 659 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,560 Speaker 1: And there was like a huge there was a story 660 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,040 Speaker 1: earlier in the week where Trump was just like in 661 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,719 Speaker 1: total denial about how those numbers were going to play 662 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,480 Speaker 1: out given the reopening of the country, and like the 663 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:52,160 Speaker 1: White House seems to really love this one very specific model, 664 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,200 Speaker 1: which is from the University of Washington Institute for Health 665 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,560 Speaker 1: Metrics and Evaluation. That's the i h M E models 666 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,360 Speaker 1: they use that pretty frequent me and that's typically like 667 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,600 Speaker 1: the peacheyest model that of all the models out there 668 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,680 Speaker 1: that sort of see what the death toll could be, 669 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,319 Speaker 1: that model has had to be changed like already three 670 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,000 Speaker 1: times because people and the politicians are refusing to take 671 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,799 Speaker 1: social distancing seriously. And every time they said, like, yeah, 672 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,840 Speaker 1: if we do this, it's low and then we celebrate 673 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,000 Speaker 1: and then people go outside like you funked it up. 674 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,640 Speaker 1: Now it's this, and now it's this. And it was 675 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,719 Speaker 1: what I think their most least recent correction was going 676 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,080 Speaker 1: from sixty thousand deaths by August first to nearly one 677 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,560 Speaker 1: thirty five thousand m hm. And this is the model 678 00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,520 Speaker 1: that the President uses to justify this to other governors 679 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,000 Speaker 1: and people and good little corporatists like Governor Abbott and 680 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,759 Speaker 1: Governor Reynolds from Texas and Iowa, respectively, who are going 681 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,319 Speaker 1: to go to the White House to get their hair 682 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,560 Speaker 1: tussled for reopening the ship. Um. But what's wild, though, 683 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,319 Speaker 1: is that the White House is using an even wackier 684 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,360 Speaker 1: model which has been made by this economic advisor, Kevin 685 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:04,200 Speaker 1: has It, who is not a science the most pure 686 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,399 Speaker 1: science one exactly. I mean, he's not an epidemiologist, he's 687 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,600 Speaker 1: not even someone who jerks off to pornos that are 688 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,839 Speaker 1: set in medical facilities. Like, there's nothing I can't find 689 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,200 Speaker 1: a way in for this person to connect the dots. 690 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,520 Speaker 1: And he has his own model. He's been showing Trump 691 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,600 Speaker 1: his own um which he calls a cubic model, and 692 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,080 Speaker 1: that that model said that there would be zero deaths 693 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:34,160 Speaker 1: or near zero deaths by May fift So, I mean, 694 00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:38,440 Speaker 1: this is the kind of ship that's going up. Fellow economy, 695 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:43,040 Speaker 1: keep up with all these Like I wasn't even unaware 696 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,400 Speaker 1: of that but that's the motor driving this, and this 697 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,920 Speaker 1: is what they hold around to be like, this is 698 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,560 Speaker 1: what our models are. I mean, that's that's what the 699 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,200 Speaker 1: experts think. Um, this same guy, Kevin has It, Paul 700 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,040 Speaker 1: Krugman like just took him down in an op ed. 701 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,240 Speaker 1: Was just pointing out that in the mid two thousands, 702 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,360 Speaker 1: has It denied that there was a housing bubble and 703 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,120 Speaker 1: suggested that only liberal was believed that there was. Uh. 704 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:07,120 Speaker 1: He was also uh in again one of those people 705 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,080 Speaker 1: said the tax cuts would lead to a big boost 706 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,600 Speaker 1: in business business investment, and when he was confronted with facts, 707 00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,719 Speaker 1: still insisted it did. So that's the kind of mentality 708 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,239 Speaker 1: we have shaping the death toll modeling. Uh. In the 709 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,879 Speaker 1: White House, like just to give you like that's it's 710 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,600 Speaker 1: all just only tell me nice, nice, It's It's good 711 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,320 Speaker 1: that the only thing this guy has ever been in 712 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,080 Speaker 1: charge of is predicting what will happen, like gambling with money, 713 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:38,160 Speaker 1: and now he's gambling with human lives and he's really 714 00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,239 Speaker 1: bad at it. Yeah, We're like, hey, you were really 715 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,839 Speaker 1: bad at that. Why don't we give you something more? 716 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,040 Speaker 1: We raised this stage, Why don't we take these skills 717 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,000 Speaker 1: into a New Wheelhouse. Dude, this guy is so he 718 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,160 Speaker 1: goes hell for leather though for these bad takes. In two, 719 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,239 Speaker 1: he was also part of a group of conservative economists 720 00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,959 Speaker 1: who are saying that any kind of federal reserve bail 721 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,080 Speaker 1: out was gonna fucking tank the currency currency lead to 722 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,919 Speaker 1: currency debasement and inflation. Bloomberg came back like four years 723 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,520 Speaker 1: later as things clearly went the other way to like 724 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,879 Speaker 1: ask all the signatories of this like letter, like, hey, 725 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,440 Speaker 1: what what happened there? You guys, you guys are out 726 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,480 Speaker 1: there with the chest out? What then went down? Not 727 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,160 Speaker 1: one of them was willing to admit having been wrong, 728 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,920 Speaker 1: including so it's just like again, this guy's batting over 729 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,480 Speaker 1: seven thousand and this is reliable somehow, let's put him 730 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,800 Speaker 1: in charge of the Well. It is very cubic, and 731 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,960 Speaker 1: that sounds you know, it's the kind of thing that 732 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,000 Speaker 1: you would have a scientist in a sci fi movie 733 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,960 Speaker 1: say to to be jargon e. You know, he's like, uh, 734 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:46,200 Speaker 1: we're gonna um, we're achieving fusion with the cubic model. Oh, 735 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,600 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. When you just said, even though 736 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,759 Speaker 1: you're joking, you said, well, it is a cubic, like 737 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,920 Speaker 1: the model is cubic. I it was disarming. I'm not 738 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,400 Speaker 1: gonna lie first when you said like them, like, yeah, well, 739 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,879 Speaker 1: I was trying to channel James Franco and Spiderman too. 740 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,160 Speaker 1: Another character asks him how how the work is going 741 00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,800 Speaker 1: at the lab and he goes, it's good, we're achieving 742 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:12,640 Speaker 1: fusion and then they just like move on in the conversation. 743 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,680 Speaker 1: Spiderman two is still one of my most favorite movies 744 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,279 Speaker 1: of all time. It's it's a great, great movie. Yeah, 745 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,520 Speaker 1: it's the best Spider Man in my in my opinion, 746 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:27,160 Speaker 1: that's the one where Franco becomes the Goblin at the end. Yeah, 747 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:36,959 Speaker 1: but it's mostly Alpha ba as doc. H Uh. James 748 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,239 Speaker 1: Franco has a great line rate in that movie where 749 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,320 Speaker 1: he's like dismissing his butler and I think that his 750 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:48,480 Speaker 1: butler's name is Bernard. But James Franco says Bernard. He says, 751 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,480 Speaker 1: go home, Bernard. I'm like, they didn't have another take 752 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:57,600 Speaker 1: of that. That's his that's his NorCal accent, strong NorCal 753 00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:15,840 Speaker 1: coming out, go home, Burner, We'll be right back and 754 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,800 Speaker 1: we're back. And speaking of the name Bernard, the Musk 755 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Speaker 1: and Grimes child will probably need to have an actual name. 756 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,560 Speaker 1: It turns out we still haven't gotten a pronunciation of 757 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:36,400 Speaker 1: their current name, right, yeah, I mean, while we know 758 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,520 Speaker 1: is X and then the A E or the elve. Okay, 759 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,160 Speaker 1: so as we look at it, it's the X, that 760 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:47,680 Speaker 1: A E ship, then fucking o A A through twelve 761 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,160 Speaker 1: a hyphen twelve that's the name. As we read each 762 00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:56,360 Speaker 1: character like that pronunciation, I'm gonna hit him with that 763 00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:00,360 Speaker 1: just to make it as absurd as possible. I'm Grimes 764 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,920 Speaker 1: kind of broke it down just so you know it's 765 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,680 Speaker 1: not a bunch of bullshit. Okay, it means a lot 766 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:10,040 Speaker 1: to me an elon Ruby pockets, musk X stands for 767 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,400 Speaker 1: the unknown variable. Well, A E is the Elvin spelling 768 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:20,279 Speaker 1: of I love and or artificial intelligence. A twelve A 769 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,680 Speaker 1: twelve equals the precursor to SR seventeen, our favorite aircraft. 770 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,680 Speaker 1: No weapons, no defenses, just speed great in battle but 771 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,759 Speaker 1: non violent and a battle but no violent, and A 772 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:40,960 Speaker 1: and A equals archangel. Uh huh So the funk up? Yeah? 773 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but based on that naming convention like that, 774 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,640 Speaker 1: that's just a bunch of ship that they like. That's all. 775 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,359 Speaker 1: It's more of a list than a name, not how 776 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,840 Speaker 1: names work, and it reads that way. According to this 777 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,000 Speaker 1: naming convention, my first child shall be known as I 778 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,640 Speaker 1: D A h H oh three oh four O G okay. 779 00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,560 Speaker 1: Now I D A H H from my favorite DMX 780 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,520 Speaker 1: album It's Dark and Hell's Hot oh three oh four 781 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,480 Speaker 1: for the Arsenal Invincible season of two thousand three, two 782 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,640 Speaker 1: thousand four, and O G my favorite train of cush okay. 783 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,680 Speaker 1: So that's what my child's name is. Please please leave 784 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:19,040 Speaker 1: us alone. They're going to get some upset when they 785 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,719 Speaker 1: go to the UH souvenir store and there's no little 786 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,080 Speaker 1: license plate with their name on it. There's no little 787 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,879 Speaker 1: California license plate that says I dah three oh four 788 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,520 Speaker 1: O G miles, What would you do that? I would 789 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,239 Speaker 1: love to leave them alone, Like I don't want to 790 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,239 Speaker 1: think about them ever again. You know they're acting like 791 00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,719 Speaker 1: like leave us alone. It's like, yeah, we don't want 792 00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,040 Speaker 1: to talk to you, Like Sara, I'll spend all my 793 00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:46,960 Speaker 1: money like UH stocking gift stores at amusement parks with 794 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:52,759 Speaker 1: the name X A E A through thirteen. So when 795 00:47:54,239 --> 00:48:01,560 Speaker 1: it's like like idiot, we had them all except one, Huh? 796 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,120 Speaker 1: I like baby Rusk. I think that was a great name, 797 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:11,880 Speaker 1: baby Drusk. But according to the law in Los Angeles 798 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,319 Speaker 1: or California, presumably presumably that's where the baby was born, 799 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,400 Speaker 1: they can only incorporate like letters from the English alphabet. 800 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:24,279 Speaker 1: No numbers are special characters. So it's just gonna be X, 801 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,520 Speaker 1: X A A. Why. I just, um, you know, if 802 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,080 Speaker 1: you name your kid X anything anything, you're just gonna 803 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,120 Speaker 1: call your kid X. So just name your kid x 804 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:41,759 Speaker 1: X speaking of it dark man X Yeah, well that's 805 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:45,960 Speaker 1: actually uh and then there then there was X. This 806 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,080 Speaker 1: is like, this is the perfect name. This is the 807 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,280 Speaker 1: perfect name for a for the child of two big nerds, 808 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,359 Speaker 1: because the nerds also think that a list of things 809 00:48:55,440 --> 00:49:02,960 Speaker 1: they like is an identity. Yeah, I'm just yeah, I'm 810 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:08,200 Speaker 1: so absolutely sick of these losers. Yeah. When I read 811 00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:14,200 Speaker 1: the words our favorite aircraft, I puked. Aircraft favorite aircraft, 812 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,560 Speaker 1: our favorite aircraft. Well that's how I know I'm not 813 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,160 Speaker 1: in love because Her Majesty and I don't have a 814 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:26,120 Speaker 1: shared favorite area. Yeah, you guys are a fake as couple. Yeah, exactly, 815 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,839 Speaker 1: this could have been you, Miles. I'm playing, I'm playing 816 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,960 Speaker 1: with these real names. I'm so exhausted with with with 817 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,040 Speaker 1: this couple, do you think I like when I like 818 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:42,239 Speaker 1: that they did a fake reverse etymology of of their 819 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:47,480 Speaker 1: child's name where it was like a AI is artificial intelligence. 820 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,279 Speaker 1: But then they noticed that it's also like the word 821 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:55,480 Speaker 1: for love in Chinese, I think, And then they were like, yeah, 822 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,640 Speaker 1: we did that on purpose. That's on breakfast oh Japanese. Yeah, 823 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,560 Speaker 1: so they were like, yeah, we meant we were doing that. 824 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:06,040 Speaker 1: It's like a double meaning. Yeah, so right, but like 825 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,279 Speaker 1: you could look at an actual name and and like 826 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,279 Speaker 1: say all sorts of like ship, like and then this 827 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:17,400 Speaker 1: is the thirteenth letter in the alphabet, and thirteen stands 828 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,560 Speaker 1: for like you can do that same ship if you 829 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:23,479 Speaker 1: want to an actual name that you can say out loud. 830 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,600 Speaker 1: You don't need to give your child an unpronounceable name. 831 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,960 Speaker 1: It's just gonna be so annoying, like even to them, 832 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,480 Speaker 1: like very quickly. Yeah, it's like this kid will not 833 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,280 Speaker 1: If this kid likes it, they're even worse than their parents. 834 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,960 Speaker 1: It's gonna happen. They're gonna they're gonna try and get 835 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,160 Speaker 1: that child's name like legally changed to that, and they're 836 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,919 Speaker 1: gonna say no, and they're gonna like, well, then funk 837 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,000 Speaker 1: that we don't want a kid. Well then that's um, 838 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:57,359 Speaker 1: I do like that. Oh my god, the whole thing 839 00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,680 Speaker 1: about how she was, Oh it is. Should we talk 840 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,239 Speaker 1: about that there? We talked about it a little bit 841 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,120 Speaker 1: the other day. I don't think that there's any updates 842 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,600 Speaker 1: other than they're still messy as fuck and it's kind 843 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,680 Speaker 1: of funny. I just like for ukulele. Goths is my 844 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,960 Speaker 1: favorite term. Yeah, I think I gotta get into that 845 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:23,480 Speaker 1: whole aesthetic now. Yeah, my makeup circus vaguely circusy stuff, 846 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:29,200 Speaker 1: you know, maybe a steam culture gone awry. Yeah, yeah, 847 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,080 Speaker 1: black two twos and like striped tights, something about your 848 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:38,520 Speaker 1: heart being ripped out of your body by by marionette 849 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:42,960 Speaker 1: some hort. There's just going to be some really puppet metaphors. 850 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:47,480 Speaker 1: Oh god, Yeah, they're dolls, you know, they're just do 851 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:54,200 Speaker 1: are dolls. We are old dolls are actually we're all dolls, 852 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:59,000 Speaker 1: and our hearts are pretty fregile. Um, guys, let's talk 853 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:03,240 Speaker 1: about Dr fouch you real quick? Uh fine, I wanna 854 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:09,040 Speaker 1: I wanna get everybody's read. So are you asking me 855 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:12,520 Speaker 1: if I would fun Dr fauci is he I don't 856 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:16,000 Speaker 1: think it's hot I don't think anybody really thinks he's hot. 857 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,680 Speaker 1: I think everybody because everyone is you know, really projecting 858 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:23,560 Speaker 1: onto Dr Fauci. Just because somebody saving your life doesn't 859 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,319 Speaker 1: mean that you need to want to funk them. Well 860 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,120 Speaker 1: for yourself, speak for yourself. Yeah. So there are three 861 00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:35,719 Speaker 1: Maryland based microbiologists who created a group chat to uh 862 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:40,400 Speaker 1: and this is a quote gush over Fauci in in private, 863 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:47,000 Speaker 1: and then they created like a twitter um. And first 864 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,800 Speaker 1: of all, is the phrase gush over? Is that like 865 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,800 Speaker 1: I've used that phrase since I was a kid to 866 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,799 Speaker 1: be like, oh, they're really gushing over that thing. Does 867 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,040 Speaker 1: that just mean does that come from the people are 868 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:08,200 Speaker 1: like coming about a thing? No, No, that would be horrible. However, 869 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,200 Speaker 1: I will say I think of yeah, like gush over 870 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,040 Speaker 1: is like when you talk about someone a lot um 871 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,239 Speaker 1: but and old but an old fashioned thing to do 872 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,200 Speaker 1: is when somebody um kind of like exclaims to call 873 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,640 Speaker 1: it ejaculating um. And I used to like as a kid, 874 00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:27,400 Speaker 1: I would read a lot of like kind of like 875 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,839 Speaker 1: turn of the century like kids books, and and when 876 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,080 Speaker 1: somebody like exclaimed something, they would say like, wow, he 877 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,320 Speaker 1: ejaculated um. And I never thought I didn't know that 878 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,919 Speaker 1: it meant anything else. And my mom at one point, 879 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,560 Speaker 1: I think, saw it in one of my books and 880 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:46,440 Speaker 1: she was like sneaky, was like sorrow, What does ejaculating mean? 881 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,479 Speaker 1: And I was like, it means when somebody's like talking loud, 882 00:53:49,640 --> 00:54:02,239 Speaker 1: and she was like, okay, nuts, whoa what the what 883 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:08,080 Speaker 1: are those fucking box card children getting up to? There 884 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,920 Speaker 1: were there like words when you were a kid that 885 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 Speaker 1: you just like, straight up you just for a very 886 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:15,880 Speaker 1: long time. Just we're using it totally wrong. There is 887 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,240 Speaker 1: I didn't know what I thought pedophile meant bad teacher 888 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:24,360 Speaker 1: because of an episode, because of an episode of Degrassi 889 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,960 Speaker 1: that I saw, Wait, what episode of Degrassi there was 890 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,960 Speaker 1: a teacher. There was some episode where Emma on Degrassi 891 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,279 Speaker 1: goes like more like Mr Pedophile, and me and my 892 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:39,120 Speaker 1: cousin called another teacher Mr Pedophile because we thought that 893 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,719 Speaker 1: that meant like he's just a shitty teacher, and we 894 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:47,640 Speaker 1: got in trouble at camp. Uh. Mr Flannigan was not 895 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:52,520 Speaker 1: a pedophile. He was simply a bad teacher. I remember 896 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,000 Speaker 1: reading on the internet as a child that a pig's 897 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,640 Speaker 1: orgasm lasts for thirty minutes, and I didn't know what 898 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,920 Speaker 1: orgasm was, but I kind of vaguely knew that it 899 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,560 Speaker 1: was bad, and so I asked my mom what it meant, 900 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:09,879 Speaker 1: and she wouldn't tell me. Whoa that is? Like you're 901 00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,600 Speaker 1: super gonna find out and get bad info. But that's 902 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,040 Speaker 1: the weird thing is like I don't I don't know. 903 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,120 Speaker 1: If I did, I could have just googled what is 904 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,480 Speaker 1: an orgasm? But I didn't. I guess I didn't really 905 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,399 Speaker 1: think of the it was. It was at a time 906 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,839 Speaker 1: where I thought of the Internet at a very different place, 907 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,279 Speaker 1: not just a place where you could type in a 908 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,080 Speaker 1: question and get an answer, but one where you had 909 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,560 Speaker 1: to go to like a Yahoo music page in order 910 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,080 Speaker 1: to watch your favorite music videos on their weird flashes 911 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:38,399 Speaker 1: simpler time. Yeah, well, guys, Dr Foulci has been giving 912 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:43,280 Speaker 1: people thirty minute long pig orgasms for for a long time, 913 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:48,759 Speaker 1: uh since a There was a romance novel by a 914 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,520 Speaker 1: writer named Sally Quinn, and according to Quinn, she was 915 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,960 Speaker 1: seated next to foul She at a d C dinner 916 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,600 Speaker 1: event and like fell in love with him. He was 917 00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:03,200 Speaker 1: like so charmed ng and she saw what these three 918 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:09,560 Speaker 1: microbiologists who created the fauci fan club saw because she 919 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:15,239 Speaker 1: then made him the hero of her novel, which was 920 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,880 Speaker 1: I think a big success. It was called Happy Endings, 921 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:24,120 Speaker 1: and yeah, she was like a subject matter was weird. Yeah, 922 00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:28,160 Speaker 1: so the subject matter. So he before he was our 923 00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:32,640 Speaker 1: guy who was just you know, having to endure the 924 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,440 Speaker 1: bullshit of the Trump administration during this pandemic. He was 925 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,080 Speaker 1: the guy who was having to endure the bullshit of 926 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:43,480 Speaker 1: the Reagan administration during the AIDS crisis. Um, he like 927 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:50,520 Speaker 1: abandoned his career to study HIV AIDS in one because 928 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,640 Speaker 1: he just like had an intuition that this was going 929 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,160 Speaker 1: to get out of control. Um. And he was like 930 00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:01,360 Speaker 1: the main kind of person for HIV AIDS in the 931 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:06,239 Speaker 1: Reagan administration. But because the Reagan administration was so backwards 932 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:12,320 Speaker 1: and conservative and homophobic, they like he became kind of 933 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:18,760 Speaker 1: associated with a really like shitty HIV policy and became 934 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,880 Speaker 1: there were like chants outside of the White House of 935 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:26,000 Speaker 1: fuck you fauci Um. But then he like won the 936 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:29,560 Speaker 1: protesters over by just being who he is, like a 937 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:34,520 Speaker 1: kind of listening to them and caring about human life. Yeah, 938 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:42,040 Speaker 1: that's wild. But the story of the of the novel 939 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:47,760 Speaker 1: is that he is like the czar of HIV AIDS 940 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:54,200 Speaker 1: and is treating the president who secretly has AIDS while 941 00:57:55,360 --> 00:58:00,800 Speaker 1: having an affair with the former first Lady, and the 942 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:04,160 Speaker 1: scientist is having an affair with the not the president. 943 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:11,040 Speaker 1: Gotcha Yeah, um, I don't know. It's it's pretty uh, 944 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:15,200 Speaker 1: pretty steamy stuff. It's so funny. How like in the thing, 945 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:19,480 Speaker 1: it was like there were some pretty interesting like j 946 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,600 Speaker 1: M who wrote The Feast, like had some excerpts with 947 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,240 Speaker 1: some of the reviews that we're pretty seemed pretty scathing, 948 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,960 Speaker 1: but also like the hearing about just the dynamic of 949 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,680 Speaker 1: the doctor. It's like he resisted because he was married 950 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:39,760 Speaker 1: and Jewish and she is neither what okay? And then 951 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,600 Speaker 1: the doctor character would say lines like you are like 952 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,360 Speaker 1: a tumor in my brain which is getting larger and 953 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:51,520 Speaker 1: larger each day. See why he was seen as irresistible. 954 00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,760 Speaker 1: I want to know why is the New York Times 955 00:58:55,840 --> 00:59:01,000 Speaker 1: reviewing this romance novel. I think it's because the woman 956 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,080 Speaker 1: because she used to write for the Washington Post. Author 957 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:08,520 Speaker 1: Sally Quinn was like a respected Washington Post journalist. That's funny, 958 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,280 Speaker 1: and then she wrote his romance. You know, I'm like, 959 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,360 Speaker 1: I'm I'm not. You know, people are writing fan fic 960 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:21,320 Speaker 1: in in Quarantine. I mean, who who are we? Right? 961 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,880 Speaker 1: Long time? It's very funny to me that, um that 962 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,560 Speaker 1: the New York Times has this like like this is 963 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,240 Speaker 1: from the New York Times review of the book when 964 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,800 Speaker 1: it came out. Um, you know, um, all the characters 965 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,040 Speaker 1: are made from the stuff of yesterday's Hollywood. Allison and 966 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,920 Speaker 1: Sadie are so interchangeably gorgeous and accomplished, and their men 967 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,960 Speaker 1: des and Michael Lanzer are so charismatic and macho that 968 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,040 Speaker 1: they seem to speak with a single voice. I'm like, yeah, 969 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:47,480 Speaker 1: have you never read a fucking romance novel? They're all 970 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:52,680 Speaker 1: the same. Like, why are you complaining? I mean that 971 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:57,280 Speaker 1: way to legitimize this? Uh this art? Yeah, there was 972 00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,680 Speaker 1: It's great art. There was a thing. What is there's 973 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:04,000 Speaker 1: a line about like one of the reviewers was pointing 974 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,280 Speaker 1: to an interview she gave in the seventies. Uh, it says, 975 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:11,320 Speaker 1: by reputation, did you read that part about how Quinn 976 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:15,160 Speaker 1: is quinn is flippancy incarnate on paper? Such rep partake 977 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:18,600 Speaker 1: and look art can look arch and contrived with wit, 978 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,680 Speaker 1: as with charm, you usually had to be there and 979 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,840 Speaker 1: then they go on about some of these uh like 980 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,120 Speaker 1: sex scenes and and then they say this from someone 981 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,360 Speaker 1: who once answered the handwringing of other women journalists with 982 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,720 Speaker 1: being blonde doesn't hurt. And that was something that apparently 983 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,760 Speaker 1: I was like looking into that in the seventies, people 984 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,280 Speaker 1: were asking, like, you know about being a journalist, and 985 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,000 Speaker 1: she was like, you know, you can take advantage of 986 01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,919 Speaker 1: like a situation. Maybe they're more comfortable with you, maybe 987 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:45,080 Speaker 1: there's flirtation, insinuation. And then like said and also, being 988 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,320 Speaker 1: blonde doesn't hurt. And apparently a lot of the women 989 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,040 Speaker 1: were like there at this talk, We're like, that's like 990 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,480 Speaker 1: the most backwards thing, like we're all here trying to 991 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,160 Speaker 1: learn some ship and that was the answer you gave. 992 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,080 Speaker 1: So it's interesting to see that, Like that quote I 993 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,919 Speaker 1: guess must have been infamous because that was eighteen years 994 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,200 Speaker 1: before the book came out. Yeah, I think this is 995 01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,200 Speaker 1: a big deal. This book was a big deal at 996 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:09,000 Speaker 1: the time. I see. That makes sense, and it also 997 01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,880 Speaker 1: makes it so much funnier that it was so viciously panned. 998 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,040 Speaker 1: This is hot, this is something really hot, tea right now. 999 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,600 Speaker 1: This is but here's the thing, Like, clearly Fauci's got 1000 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:26,800 Speaker 1: the cavorca for a certain type of personnelity. There's I 1001 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,960 Speaker 1: mean there, I don't know what that's what I'm trying 1002 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,520 Speaker 1: to figure out. What is it? Purely? Is it the 1003 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,840 Speaker 1: hope that he offers, And that's what it is, the 1004 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:38,560 Speaker 1: juxtaposition of this absolute ignoramus in chief and then like 1005 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,680 Speaker 1: someone a learned person just next to it. And it's like, 1006 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,640 Speaker 1: that's so fucking hot right now, Like yeah, I think so, 1007 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,600 Speaker 1: especially because like it's the same thing that's happening with 1008 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,080 Speaker 1: Cuomo is people are like, wow, I love Cuomo. He's 1009 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,960 Speaker 1: so amazing, and it's like he's actually doing a really 1010 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,320 Speaker 1: bad job, but he's still doing way better than Trump, 1011 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:59,000 Speaker 1: So you know, people people think he's it's like, wow, 1012 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,440 Speaker 1: he's so reassuring. Now it's like, yeah, compared to Trump, 1013 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,560 Speaker 1: the like man with dementia who doesn't give a funk 1014 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,600 Speaker 1: about anyone else or like can't conceptualize who he is 1015 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,640 Speaker 1: or what he's doing, Like, yeah, anybody looks hot next 1016 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:13,720 Speaker 1: to him. It's like, you know, you bring you bring 1017 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,560 Speaker 1: someone who looks worse than you to the bar to 1018 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:20,720 Speaker 1: make you look good. That's basic science, guys. So Fauci 1019 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,600 Speaker 1: on Tinder, it's him and Trump in his profile. Yeah, 1020 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,520 Speaker 1: it's him next to Trump and he's he's he's pointing 1021 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,640 Speaker 1: at Trump like can you fucking believe this guy? And 1022 01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,480 Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, like the photo of you 1023 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:35,920 Speaker 1: are looking for me. There's also the thing of like 1024 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,600 Speaker 1: on paper. He is really like the perfect romance novel lead. 1025 01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,520 Speaker 1: He's a doctor. Um, he seems to like give a 1026 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,240 Speaker 1: shit about people. You know, he's very smart and you 1027 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:49,520 Speaker 1: know by by Quinn's uh yeah, he's athletic. He's like, um, 1028 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,280 Speaker 1: the guy who's the star of the Doctor Robert Langdon, 1029 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:54,760 Speaker 1: the star of the fucking Da Vinci Code, and and 1030 01:02:55,160 --> 01:03:03,640 Speaker 1: you know Dan Brown books, Yeah, expert guy the best umbles. Yeah, 1031 01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,520 Speaker 1: he's like a puzzle expert. But he's also like a 1032 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,720 Speaker 1: swimmer and um, actually his students call him the Dolphin 1033 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:13,760 Speaker 1: because he's always swimming. Laughs. This is Cannon, This is 1034 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:21,320 Speaker 1: the Origins book is really good, Yeah, because they really 1035 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,880 Speaker 1: go into like, wow, he's like all his girls students 1036 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,840 Speaker 1: have crushes on him, and I'm like, okay, yeah, it's 1037 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,919 Speaker 1: like you could cast fauci as this right. Yeah, they're 1038 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:33,280 Speaker 1: like his core. This shape of his core reminded us 1039 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:38,960 Speaker 1: of a Roman statue, Like, yeah, absolutely, alright, guys, So 1040 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,520 Speaker 1: before we go, we wanna figure out what we're gonna 1041 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,600 Speaker 1: do for the rewatch. I think we're going to change 1042 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:48,440 Speaker 1: things up and actually spread it out a little bit. 1043 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,120 Speaker 1: Uh so as to me not make you guys have 1044 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:55,760 Speaker 1: to watch Trolls World Tour. I think someone needs to 1045 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,760 Speaker 1: watch that because the it is changing the film industry. 1046 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,880 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna watch that with my kids over the weekend. 1047 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:10,680 Speaker 1: If anybody wants to join with me, I think I 1048 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,520 Speaker 1: think I will be you know, I think what's interesting 1049 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:16,400 Speaker 1: about this segment is now we are going to subject 1050 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,320 Speaker 1: ourselves to this content and let you know if it's 1051 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,880 Speaker 1: worth dipping in. Because there are so many shows that 1052 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,840 Speaker 1: we see that I've not actually watched, or like, there's 1053 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,800 Speaker 1: so many shows that we here talked about that I've 1054 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:28,000 Speaker 1: not actually seen. Um and right now, one of the 1055 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:32,200 Speaker 1: top shows on Netflix is Outer Banks, so that for 1056 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:37,720 Speaker 1: like three weeks it's just like a really cool sort 1057 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:41,200 Speaker 1: of action the soap opera about the Outer Banks area. 1058 01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:44,400 Speaker 1: I believe in North Carolina could be both Carolinas, but um, 1059 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:47,400 Speaker 1: the Outer Banks, Like it's about this beach town where 1060 01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:50,360 Speaker 1: like these poor kids stumble upon like a fucking huge 1061 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,360 Speaker 1: pile of like money that they don't know where it 1062 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,480 Speaker 1: came from. And now they're like living life on the 1063 01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,680 Speaker 1: rich part of town. But whoever is money that is, Oh, 1064 01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,720 Speaker 1: they're coming for it and like they're navigating, you know, 1065 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,840 Speaker 1: with a little bit of money, and I don't know, 1066 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:07,080 Speaker 1: it seems like it's got everything. So I will be 1067 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,960 Speaker 1: watching Outer Banks, or at least the first couple episodes 1068 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,120 Speaker 1: to give my take. What are you going to watch? 1069 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:17,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch Extraction starring Chris Hemsworth. It looks like 1070 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:23,280 Speaker 1: absolute like the opposite of movies that I want to watch. Uh, 1071 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:28,280 Speaker 1: and I don't. It's something about Chris Hemsworth. I bet 1072 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,680 Speaker 1: he shoots someone, I bet he does something sucked up. 1073 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:34,160 Speaker 1: I bet he gets kissed. These are my predictions. But 1074 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:38,800 Speaker 1: if you want to, if you want to join Extraction squad. Uh. Yeah, 1075 01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,200 Speaker 1: that's another one I've seen in the top ten on Netflix. 1076 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,800 Speaker 1: It's been in the time. Yeah, I don't know. It 1077 01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,560 Speaker 1: came out like I think two weeks ago. I just 1078 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:50,600 Speaker 1: read that ninety million people have somehow seen this movie. 1079 01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:55,680 Speaker 1: Because yeah, so yeah, I'm gonna see I forget which 1080 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,440 Speaker 1: Chris Hemsworth is, and I look forward to remembering which 1081 01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:02,760 Speaker 1: Chris he is? All right, so we are covering the 1082 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,480 Speaker 1: Zeitgeist for you guys, and that movie directed by the 1083 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:11,960 Speaker 1: Russo brothers. Well, yeah, because he's a marvel. He's a marvel, Chris, right, 1084 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:17,720 Speaker 1: which Chris? You can tell me that he's Okay? I 1085 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,200 Speaker 1: thought I think I mixed him up with the Wonder Woman. Chris. 1086 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,360 Speaker 1: Which one is that? Chris Pine Pine? Yeah, I don't 1087 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:30,280 Speaker 1: know who that is. Striking Eyes and Chriss do, but 1088 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,080 Speaker 1: they're all like, do you guys vote Republican? I don't 1089 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,640 Speaker 1: trust you. Chris Is. I don't know. I bet Chris 1090 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:40,920 Speaker 1: Hemsworth doesn't. Chris Pratt Chris Pratt, Yeah, Chris Pratt. That's 1091 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:42,800 Speaker 1: I know who that Chris is. That's a bad Chris. 1092 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:49,200 Speaker 1: There's another one too, there's Captain America's Kyle. Who is 1093 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:56,160 Speaker 1: that Chris Chris Evans, Yes, yes, Evans, Kyle Hemsworth, Cross 1094 01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:10,920 Speaker 1: Pine Angel find Chris of Preff Cuomo Cuomo. All right, guys, sorry, 1095 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:14,960 Speaker 1: thank you for hanging with us while we decided what 1096 01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,040 Speaker 1: we were going to watch. Where can people find you 1097 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:21,880 Speaker 1: and follow you? Um? You can go to my website Hey, sorry, 1098 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,000 Speaker 1: June dot com and it has a bunch of videos 1099 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,439 Speaker 1: on there, or you can go to means dot tv 1100 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,400 Speaker 1: um and subscribe to it to watch some content that 1101 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:33,160 Speaker 1: I will I made will be up on there soon. Nice. Yeah, 1102 01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:37,680 Speaker 1: and um, I wanted to ask people, um to please 1103 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,680 Speaker 1: help me name my chickens because they have five that 1104 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:44,120 Speaker 1: don't have names and I want to. You know, I'm 1105 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:47,120 Speaker 1: sure that people have lots of good chicken name ideas, 1106 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,000 Speaker 1: because every time I tell people that I got chickens, 1107 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:50,760 Speaker 1: the main thing they asked me is like, what are 1108 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:53,640 Speaker 1: what are their names? And like they're not like most 1109 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:57,040 Speaker 1: of them don't have names yet, because um whatever, you 1110 01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:59,000 Speaker 1: guys you know, well three of them have names, but 1111 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,640 Speaker 1: you know they're five more, and I'm sure we can 1112 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,440 Speaker 1: think of something good. I just want to crowdsource this 1113 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:07,640 Speaker 1: because I'm like super busy feeding. Yeah. Where should people 1114 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:11,200 Speaker 1: submit their suggestions? Yeah? Oh, like in the in the 1115 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:16,439 Speaker 1: on Twitter or like you know, on Instagram or whatever. Okay, wait, 1116 01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:17,800 Speaker 1: did you give those handles out or I think you 1117 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,720 Speaker 1: just gave your website did you already said Hey, I 1118 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:23,559 Speaker 1: don't have I don't have those handles. I'm not off 1119 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,000 Speaker 1: the grid. I just don't have an account. Mm hmm. 1120 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,320 Speaker 1: I can still see, you know, I can still see 1121 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,040 Speaker 1: what you guys tweet? Did you put them? Okay, you 1122 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:37,080 Speaker 1: know exactly put that like other people can? You don't. 1123 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:43,200 Speaker 1: You don't actually need it. You can sweet people's tweets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1124 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:48,160 Speaker 1: it's just a random assortment of tweets. I don't understand. Well, no, 1125 01:08:48,479 --> 01:08:50,560 Speaker 1: like I have this trick. I have this code that 1126 01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,519 Speaker 1: I put in the computer and it starts with w 1127 01:08:52,920 --> 01:09:00,840 Speaker 1: W W. Two people you're tweet are some other work 1128 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,920 Speaker 1: of social media's Is there a tweeter some of the 1129 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:08,040 Speaker 1: work of social media you've been enjoying? Oh? Absolutely? Um My, 1130 01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:11,160 Speaker 1: my tweet of the week is um from Chris Stevens, 1131 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,280 Speaker 1: who is in the Sketch group. But um, that's with 1132 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:18,720 Speaker 1: two tease guys. But the butt um and this is 1133 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,720 Speaker 1: can I should I read the tweet? Yeah, okay, it's 1134 01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,360 Speaker 1: a little musical emoji and then it goes, um, ladies, 1135 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,400 Speaker 1: leave your pants at home. The club is filled the 1136 01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:28,720 Speaker 1: pants and they let you put them on. And now 1137 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:30,880 Speaker 1: your fellows leave your pants with your friends because it's 1138 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,799 Speaker 1: eleven thirty and the club lets you borrow rope pants. 1139 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,960 Speaker 1: I've had it stuck in my head for two days. 1140 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:45,120 Speaker 1: It's so good, Jamie. Where can people find you and 1141 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:48,000 Speaker 1: follow you? And what's tweet you've been enjoying? You can 1142 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,880 Speaker 1: follow me on Twitter at Jamie Loft Just Help or 1143 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:56,360 Speaker 1: Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar. Listen to the Bechtel Cast 1144 01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:01,360 Speaker 1: And I've got two tweets, one of from Alison ball 1145 01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:05,360 Speaker 1: Sam at fool in the lotus. Uh. If a mummy 1146 01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:08,320 Speaker 1: was chasing me, I wouldn't care. I would lock my door. 1147 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,679 Speaker 1: What's he gonna do? The door has locked? Nice try 1148 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:16,680 Speaker 1: l m ao, babe, laugh a lot. Uh. And then 1149 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,160 Speaker 1: there was this is like a piece of a larger 1150 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,720 Speaker 1: story that like I saw it was trending and I'm like, 1151 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:27,880 Speaker 1: I don't have the wherewithal to read this entire Val 1152 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,920 Speaker 1: Kilmer feature, but they tweeted out a little piece of 1153 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,000 Speaker 1: it and why Tea magazine did and it's just a picture. 1154 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:36,200 Speaker 1: You have to see the picture, but says this is 1155 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,920 Speaker 1: the two ft tall batman figuring with the head of 1156 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:42,400 Speaker 1: Mark Twain that lives in Val Kilmer's office, and the 1157 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:46,439 Speaker 1: picture really delivers like it's it's a tweet worth checking out, 1158 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:52,720 Speaker 1: not not to maga or anything. But Val Kilmer sure 1159 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:57,240 Speaker 1: does have this action figure in his house. It's wild. Alright, Miles, 1160 01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:00,400 Speaker 1: where can people find you? And what's a tweet you've 1161 01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:04,120 Speaker 1: been enjoying? You can find me follow me Twitter, Instagram, 1162 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:08,080 Speaker 1: PlayStation network at Miles of Gray. Also my other podcast 1163 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:11,479 Speaker 1: for fiance if you get down with Fiance checked that 1164 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:15,479 Speaker 1: show out, Let's see somewhere if you don't, if you don't, yeah, 1165 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,599 Speaker 1: either way, I mean, honestly, it's a good time. Sophie 1166 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,559 Speaker 1: and I can talk for hours actually about absolutely nothing, 1167 01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,600 Speaker 1: it seems. Uh So, a couple of tweets I like, 1168 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,600 Speaker 1: first one is from Matt Girt. So there was an 1169 01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:30,880 Speaker 1: NYPD news alert on Thursday because saying that, you know, 1170 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,840 Speaker 1: Jet Blue is doing like a salute to first responders 1171 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,080 Speaker 1: by doing like a fly over, like it's called the 1172 01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:41,280 Speaker 1: NonStop Gratitude Flyover flying around New York City. And I 1173 01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:43,880 Speaker 1: think most people can begin to connect the dots of 1174 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,920 Speaker 1: where this tweet might be going because they're saying tonight 1175 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,960 Speaker 1: at seven pm, three Jet Blue air Claps will conduct 1176 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,800 Speaker 1: a fly over over Manhattan, Queens in the Bronx to 1177 01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:53,599 Speaker 1: salute the first responders. Matt girts tweet is ah yes, 1178 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,640 Speaker 1: the thing New Yorkers love to see low flying airliners? 1179 01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,320 Speaker 1: What a nice gesture? Uh? What the funk? Yeah? I 1180 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,640 Speaker 1: mean it's like really odd. Like every New Yorker was like, 1181 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:06,839 Speaker 1: what they're like jets? Jets are one thing, but commercial 1182 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:13,120 Speaker 1: aircraft flying low altitude little yeah, hey, Jeff Blue, salute them. Um. 1183 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:17,760 Speaker 1: Another one is from at cage yam four as it 1184 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,600 Speaker 1: says I own followed back, bitch, you ain't no celebrity. 1185 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:24,000 Speaker 1: I don't know why. It was just funny um. And also, 1186 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:32,360 Speaker 1: uh whereas the last one? Okay, this is from Auntie Howny. 1187 01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:36,320 Speaker 1: It says at one eight hundred hany it's always what 1188 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,439 Speaker 1: you're doing or w y d and never I painted 1189 01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:45,519 Speaker 1: an eight inch Renaissance portrait of you. Uh. Some tweets 1190 01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:51,400 Speaker 1: I've been enjoying. Colen Crawford tweeted the names Fabrics, Joanne Fabrics, 1191 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:58,120 Speaker 1: and uh rishakesh Rway, the host of Song Exploder, tweeted, 1192 01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:00,160 Speaker 1: the best part of quarantine is getting to hear your 1193 01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:06,840 Speaker 1: partners switched to business voice. That pretty funny um. And finally, 1194 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:11,200 Speaker 1: Mike Sculland's tweeted, uh, I want to go to the 1195 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:14,120 Speaker 1: movie so bad. I would watch one of those regal 1196 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:18,840 Speaker 1: cinema student films about buying coke, uh, which such a 1197 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:24,720 Speaker 1: specific yeah, or it's like yeah, you know how to 1198 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:29,640 Speaker 1: use a fog machine and frame a shot? Um that 1199 01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:34,160 Speaker 1: those things are like a one minute advertisement against film 1200 01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:36,920 Speaker 1: school because it's just like, oh, yeah, the l A 1201 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,080 Speaker 1: Times in l A would be an l A Times one. 1202 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,400 Speaker 1: Or it's like the newspaper that like in this city 1203 01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:43,400 Speaker 1: that that tells you how it's really made, and it 1204 01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:45,080 Speaker 1: would be one of a couple of things. There was 1205 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,599 Speaker 1: like this bit where this guy shows up on set 1206 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:49,080 Speaker 1: and he's like a p A and he gets to 1207 01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,000 Speaker 1: like the key p A or whatever, and the guy's like, yeah, 1208 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,439 Speaker 1: I need you to get me a couple of forty 1209 01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:56,479 Speaker 1: seven wrench for that and a spinner and like whatever. 1210 01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,240 Speaker 1: And like the guy comes back, he's like, oh, where 1211 01:13:58,280 --> 01:13:59,960 Speaker 1: to get this? Where to get that? And he had 1212 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,160 Speaker 1: everything except for the spinner and he's nervous and he 1213 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:04,040 Speaker 1: comes back he's like here's this. He's like, but I 1214 01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:06,439 Speaker 1: don't have the spinner and he pulls out like one 1215 01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:10,320 Speaker 1: of those plastic coffee spoons and he's like, spinner And 1216 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,240 Speaker 1: then like it's supposed to be like this lingo thing, 1217 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:13,720 Speaker 1: but the joke is that he just needs something to 1218 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,160 Speaker 1: mix his cream with his coffee. Another one was like 1219 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:18,519 Speaker 1: a fully artist one where they're like they just showed 1220 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,960 Speaker 1: you like they were wrapping celery and like a shammy 1221 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:23,120 Speaker 1: and like hitting it against a punching bag and they're like, 1222 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:24,519 Speaker 1: and that's how a punch sound is made. And I 1223 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:28,040 Speaker 1: was it was weird. It demystified how sounds are made. 1224 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,680 Speaker 1: It almost kind of made me angry because I was 1225 01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,760 Speaker 1: a kid. I'm like, what the funk? Like they're not 1226 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:36,800 Speaker 1: actually ship yeah, like it's not recorded live in the movie, 1227 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,880 Speaker 1: like they're that Okay. Whatever. You can find me at 1228 01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:45,200 Speaker 1: Jack Underscore O'Brien on Twitter. You can find us on 1229 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,040 Speaker 1: Twitter at daily Ze. Guys were at the Daily Zoegeist 1230 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,960 Speaker 1: on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a 1231 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,880 Speaker 1: website Daily's like guys dot com. Why we posted our 1232 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,479 Speaker 1: episodes and our footnotes where we really off to the 1233 01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:59,599 Speaker 1: information that we talked about today's episode as well as 1234 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,439 Speaker 1: let's saw we ride out on what's that going to 1235 01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:04,000 Speaker 1: be today? Look, it's Friday. It's time to get your 1236 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:06,920 Speaker 1: hips loose, it's time to get your body swiveling. You 1237 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,400 Speaker 1: look if you're lonely, seduce yourself in the mirror to 1238 01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:11,840 Speaker 1: this song, because if this, if this track doesn't get 1239 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:15,400 Speaker 1: your body moving like a snake, I don't know what whale. 1240 01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:18,439 Speaker 1: This track is called girl, but it's spelled with three 1241 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:22,120 Speaker 1: us and it's by lap A Looks and it's very sensual. 1242 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,360 Speaker 1: And then that beast is gonna drop and you will 1243 01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:26,479 Speaker 1: start body rolling in front of your mirror. I can't, 1244 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:29,360 Speaker 1: I cannot, you know, I don't. I'm not responsible for 1245 01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:32,200 Speaker 1: what happens after that. But if again, let this song 1246 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,640 Speaker 1: take over you get free to this track Girl by 1247 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:38,400 Speaker 1: Lapper Looks alright. Well. The Daily Zeitgeist is a production 1248 01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:41,040 Speaker 1: of I Heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, 1249 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:44,200 Speaker 1: visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever 1250 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:46,920 Speaker 1: you listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna do it 1251 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,559 Speaker 1: for this morning, right into the weekend on that song, 1252 01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:53,479 Speaker 1: and we'll be back this afternoon to tell you what's trending. 1253 01:15:53,600 --> 01:16:21,040 Speaker 1: We'll talk to you then by to S S S.