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Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George

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Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe, Ketty.

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Speaker 2: Arm Strong, and Jack, Katie and He.

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Speaker 3: Armstrong and Yetty Welcome to the clips of the year's show.

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Speaker 3: Last live show of the year. Then we'll take a

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Speaker 3: couple of weeks off, which we've earned. Do you think

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Speaker 3: it's easy to come in every day and ramble a

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Speaker 3: couple of hours about what you saw in the news

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Speaker 3: last night?

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Speaker 1: It's not Hi.

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Speaker 4: We got this note from Let's see It's g. Are

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Speaker 4: you effing kidding me? Another vacation?

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Speaker 1: Just kidding?

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Speaker 4: Been listening since the eighteen hundreds show you help me

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Speaker 4: get out of bed in the morning. Merry Christmas to

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Speaker 4: you and your family. Save travels. That made me laugh

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Speaker 4: out loud.

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Speaker 2: Thanks G.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of travels since the eighteen hundreds.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of travels, I don't care about the government shut

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Speaker 4: down at all. I mean, I just don't care. But

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Speaker 4: two quick things. One, all the mainstream media blaming Elon

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Speaker 4: must he's a neophight, he doesn't understand politics, he's out

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Speaker 4: of his depth. And yeah, like this has all been

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Speaker 4: going smoothly all these years before.

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Speaker 1: Elon got involved. This is a new thing. Weird committing

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Speaker 1: financial suicide.

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Speaker 4: Wow, because we have never had any shutdown cliff government

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Speaker 4: shut down almost ear things before, only Elon. And secondly,

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Speaker 4: you might wonder TSA. So the government's going to shut

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Speaker 4: down at midnight tonight barring something and TSA is excluded

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Speaker 4: because it's essential, so it shouldn't have any effect on

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Speaker 4: your travel. Yes, excellent, excellent. The weather, on the other hand,

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Speaker 4: is another check. Yeah, yeah, that's not good. So much

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Speaker 4: to squeeze in today, but we need to get right

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Speaker 4: to Clips of the Year.

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Speaker 1: We've made it to April.

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Speaker 4: If you missed our one, As always, you should subscribed

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Speaker 4: to Armstrong and Getty on demand the podcast so you

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Speaker 4: can go back and get stuff you couldn't listen to live.

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Speaker 1: But this is the beginning of April Clips of the Year.

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Speaker 5: A massive escalation as air strikes target a building belonging

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Speaker 5: to the Iranian embassy in Syria. The top Irani in general,

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Speaker 5: Mohammed Sahadi, reportedly killed in the strikes.

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Speaker 1: Iran in this moment.

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Speaker 2: And one word don't, don't don't.

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Speaker 6: Iran has just responded.

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Speaker 1: About thirty minutes ago, more than three hundred drones and

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Speaker 1: missiles launched at Israel.

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Speaker 4: The US fighters alone shooting down those eighty armed drones.

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Speaker 5: I can't imagine a better day.

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Speaker 1: You STUMPO. I don't like the sound of that squish.

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Speaker 1: If it doesn't fit, you must have quit. Two months ago, O. J.

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Speaker 1: Simpson dispelled rumors that he was close to death. At Thursday,

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying it.

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Speaker 4: Is especially important that we remember the power of young

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Speaker 1: Is there something that what he's doing. I really don't know.

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Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure that you know what and why is

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Speaker 7: joining about that?

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Speaker 1: So much more educated you are less.

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Speaker 3: You're boss, Be glad, be grateful that I'm not just

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Speaker 3: going out and murdering Zias.

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Speaker 1: You are funding Dannis Side.

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Speaker 7: Because you guys are all horrible human beings and Jesus

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Speaker 7: probably would have killed you himself.

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Speaker 1: And so when these fools ask us if Israel has

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Speaker 8: Chant death to Israel has become the most logical chant.

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Speaker 8: Imagine what we can do next four more years. The

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Speaker 8: next question, who I call him?

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Speaker 3: Next thing?

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Speaker 2: I hear, my misty, that's all I's not.

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Speaker 8: Is that important foreign products I'm exporting for their products.

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Speaker 1: This guy lies. What he lies most about is his

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Speaker 5: You gotta actually ask me the question in context of

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Speaker 5: what it was said, right and what it was said.

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Speaker 3: Calling on fucking Joe to debate anytime, any place, We'll

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Speaker 2: Want, Joe.

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Speaker 1: President Biden has a much worse threat of democracy.

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Speaker 9: Trump may be playing Russian Roulette, but continuation of the

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Speaker 9: Biden administration as nationals side.

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Speaker 5: Donald Trump, yeses, mob President, Donald Trump, Yes, Mob President.

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Speaker 6: Let's go.

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Speaker 8: Oh boy?

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Speaker 1: That was action packed.

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Speaker 4: I mean, in terms of clips of the year nominees,

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Speaker 4: I think the college protesters, all those clips together with

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Speaker 4: the do you know what nmy is doing?

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Speaker 1: About a lot?

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Speaker 4: I wish you were more educated. They're out there freaking

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Speaker 4: protesting and they have no idea.

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Speaker 10: Why.

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Speaker 1: How much does that tell you? Also, though, short Katie,

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Speaker 1: the four War years, Paws Paws and keeping in mind

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Speaker 1: now friends, This is April.

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Speaker 4: It was two more months until the debate in which

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Speaker 4: the entire Democratic Party other than Dean Phillips, that the young.

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Speaker 1: Congressman ran against Bud. The entire party is saying, oh,

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Speaker 4: You can hardly keep up with them, and he's fantastic,

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Speaker 4: And it was several months before he dropped out. Also,

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Speaker 4: perhaps worthy clip of the year, just because I quoted

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Speaker 4: him so many times, is Bob Barr saying Trump maybe

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Speaker 4: Russian roulette, but continuation of Biden would be national suicide.

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Speaker 1: That was powerful, made an impression on me.

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Speaker 4: Coming up, we'll share with Katie the complete list of

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Speaker 4: things Jack has never had nor done.

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Speaker 1: It's so excited about this.

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Speaker 4: Continue on with our list of band names from this year,

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Speaker 4: including Aquatic Drones, Chilean Ninjas, Poaching Manades my new indie

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Speaker 4: rock band, as opposed to Dutch Milking Robots, my new

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Speaker 4: punk band. All right, let's keep keep on keeping on.

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Speaker 4: This is the second half of April Clips of the year.

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Speaker 7: Donald Trump will become the first former president to stand

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Speaker 1: It's a sham, it's a political witch child.

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Speaker 10: And I'm sitting here for days now, from morning till night,

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Speaker 6: Non disclosure agreements are not illegal, and neither is trying

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Speaker 1: Blanche called that quote democracy, James. The folks in Ukraine

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Speaker 1: are breathing a huge side relief.

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Speaker 2: This is a historical moment.

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Speaker 1: I want to thank you for such significant support the.

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Speaker 2: Prudent triumph triumphs in Ukraine.

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Speaker 8: The next move of Russian forcers could very well be

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Speaker 4: In fact, a reverence for the truth might be a

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Speaker 1: Good squatters have rights.

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Speaker 6: Property should just sit, and if they are they should

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Speaker 1: It's probably time for us to dissolve our marriage altogether.

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Speaker 9: This administration will begin to cancel up to twenty thousand

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Speaker 1: It is every three hundred and seventy five years for a.

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Speaker 2: Total solar eclipse to occur.

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Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. I did not know you're unbelievable. We felt

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Speaker 1: when it gets too close to your eardrum, it's like that,

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Speaker 1: you know, time is ten. It was like a high

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Speaker 1: when you're being harassed. It says you got me. It

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Speaker 4: I'm praying that this twenty dollars will actually do something

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Speaker 4: for me and my children.

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Speaker 10: Does something that they're able to go through the security

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Speaker 1: You've gotta be kidding me. Peyton n Match is a

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Speaker 1: career high with nine threes. Happy trans Day of Visibility.

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Speaker 4: A Transvestite Recognition Day, transgender I'm sorry, Guy's a slip

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Speaker 6: And each sex is deserving an equal opportunity, privacy, and safety.

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Speaker 4: I think maybe NPR CEO Catherine Mayer with their statement

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Speaker 4: way of building consensus pretty good. I don't know if

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Speaker 4: it's a clip of the year in terms of entertainment,

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Speaker 11: Yes, Katie, my vote on that one is Trump with

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Speaker 4: I love And also some chicken, like the Republicans and

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Speaker 4: Democrats in Congress right now, Jack, we may have to

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Speaker 1: That cannot be the clip of the year. Hope Elon

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Speaker 1: Musk doesn't insert himself. That'll just make it more difficult.

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Speaker 1: Thirty milkshakes and also some chicken. It's weirdly amusing. Oh yeah, uh.

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Speaker 4: I forgot so much of that stuff. The hubbub towards

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Speaker 1: And all that sort of stuff. What a crazy time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, absolute true. So we could take a breaks,

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Speaker 4: am I in time and come back. We still have

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Speaker 4: A few facts about Gladys Michael.

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Speaker 1: Yo, I'll enjoy that a lot.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if Gladys will like it, but yeah,

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Speaker 4: Gladys is our heart player. So we've got all that

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Speaker 4: on the way. I hope you can stay here. Last

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: We got a text from somebody who said their favorite

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Speaker 4: thing is the list of things I've never done every year,

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Speaker 4: So I guess we'll get to that later in the show.

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Speaker 4: We will absolutely get to that. We'll try to squeeze

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Speaker 4: it in this hour. I remember, Jack, it was years

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Speaker 4: and years ago that we first interviewed Gladys. Our heart

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Speaker 4: about things long ago. Few facts we learned about Gladys

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Speaker 4: She is a World War One vet right, and it's

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Speaker 4: And she had a threesome with Herbert Hoover and Charles

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Speaker 4: But there's a video of her playing pickleball on the weekend.

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Speaker 4: She was at the convention when they nominated Theodore Roosevelt.

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Speaker 7: Times more time.

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Speaker 1: Where's the crime? There is no crime.

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Speaker 10: He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner, a press

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Speaker 7: Mexico has elected as first woman. President congratulations, screamed Hillary

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Speaker 12: President Baden is in trouble politically. He's pulling right up

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Speaker 2: It is my testimony that the border is secure, Just.

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Speaker 4: Very simple one there at the end. The border is secure.

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Speaker 1: And I forgot about Fuzzy Bear.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Fuzzy I would have lived the rest of my

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no kidding, where's that?

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Speaker 10: You know?

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Speaker 4: And that waste of skin is probably gonna go run

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Speaker 4: And I hadn't worn this coat in a while, and

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Speaker 4: And it's sticky because of pie. Because I was sitting

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Speaker 4: we've got to finish up May and get into June

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Speaker 4: But first let's plunge on into May. It's Coy Clips

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Speaker 4: of the Year, gonna.

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Speaker 5: Make my day.

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Speaker 2: Pal Let's pick the Dace Donald. I hear you're free on.

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Speaker 7: Wednesday, Lease blind bad built butch body?

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Speaker 8: Oh what now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not. You don't have enough intelligence? True girl,

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Speaker 1: about jewsing hermus these.

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Speaker 2: Are degenerate savages. How I'm off. We're not going to

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Speaker 1: The artillery shells as well. Yeah, this is insane.

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Speaker 5: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my friggin life.

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Speaker 9: The Biding administration moving forward with a one billion dollar

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Speaker 1: Thank you, doctor Fouchi for your parents.

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Speaker 4: Today, the investigation of doctor Fauci shows he is an

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Speaker 1: Do you represent science, mister Fauci?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 12: Or no?

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Speaker 3: Doctor Marria tetisfied that he could walk into your office

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Speaker 2: Is that true?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: That did he ever walk into your office? I would

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Speaker 7: Is much more important than jail set close At times,

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Speaker 7: Stormy Daniels appeared really quite tense. She testified Trump was

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Speaker 1: Forgive the punds straight from the horse's mouth. This is

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Speaker 12: His it is.

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Speaker 5: The trio of House committee chairs accused James Biden and

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Speaker 1: The crack takes you into the darkest recesses of your soul.

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Speaker 1: We're working expeditiously.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Though we're very short order. We'll have the what is

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Speaker 2: Well? The uh some of this stuff gets.

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Speaker 9: They boy, Scouts of America is changing its name, soon

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Speaker 9: to be known as Scouting America.

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Speaker 10: Me.

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Speaker 1: The announcement is about me. Well, color me intrigue.

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Speaker 4: The less secure and confident you feel in the direction,

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Speaker 1: That's good. Oh and I didn't want to see. I

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Speaker 2: Was all or what?

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Speaker 4: your story earlier. The squirrels are eating the voles and

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Speaker 1: Sure? We're into June. It's the clips of the year.

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Speaker 2: Our model worked. We drove the numbers down, they go down,

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Speaker 5: Our values and our way of life are the antidote

451
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Speaker 5: to the poisonous populism of the right. About twenty suspects

452
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Speaker 5: using hammers and other tools to break into jewelry.

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Speaker 4: Cases, facing calls to step down, and embroiled in a

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Speaker 4: widespread FBI investigation.

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Speaker 1: Oakland's mayor blamed her troubles on everyone. I mean, do

456
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Speaker 1: you have confidence in the Supreme Court? No, I think

457
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Speaker 1: they've gone rogue. You don't get a same today the

458
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Speaker 1: parlor yourself.

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Speaker 9: There in southern Russia, multiple heavily armed gunman apertures simultaneously

460
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Speaker 9: attacked two churches.

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Speaker 4: Julian Assange agreed to plead guilty to one felony count

462
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Speaker 4: of conspiracy to unlawfully obtain and disseminate classified information.

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Speaker 5: A warm welcome as Vladimir Putin visits North Korea for

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Speaker 5: the first time in nearly twenty five years.

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Speaker 6: Hey, people, I mean they do this all the time

466
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Speaker 6: they were clapping as if their lives depended on it.

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Speaker 7: It is disturbing for the North Korean regime when these

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Speaker 7: soldiers are listening to the music and then they start

469
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Speaker 7: humming the tunes.

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Speaker 10: You know what I'd do if there was a shock

471
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Speaker 10: or you get electrocuted.

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Speaker 1: I'll take electrocution every signal time.

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Speaker 9: Kaitlin Clarak said she has no disappointment over being left

474
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Speaker 9: off Team USA for the Paris Olympics.

475
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Speaker 3: The idiocy off Team USA women's basketball.

476
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Speaker 9: The US Surgeon General pushing for social media apps to

477
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Speaker 9: carry tobacco style labels.

478
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Speaker 2: LAUSD banning the use of cell phones.

479
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Speaker 7: Leaving students no choice but to vape with both hands.

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Speaker 1: Letting your kids see you run.

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Speaker 4: I don't care how hard it's raining or if you're

482
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Speaker 4: trying to catch an airport shuttle.

483
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Speaker 1: Seeing this will damage them more than looking at the eclipse.

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Speaker 1: Oh didn't hear much.

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Speaker 4: We've got to have something immigration related in the Clips

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Speaker 4: of the year final, Well, we have the Border is Secure,

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Speaker 4: which might be my clip of the year, right. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: every time I hear may orc Is like, it cuts

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Speaker 4: my life span by another hour just hearing his voice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the the vile tries to climb up my throat

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Speaker 1: and escape. He's horrible that a busy day Monday, Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: Wednesday and so on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely that could be clip of the year. It

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Speaker 4: really couldn't. Yeah, it's pretty good, moron he is. And

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Speaker 4: the anti Israel chance I am Hamas. I am Hamas.

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Speaker 4: And the Caitlin Clark Olympics thing.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking.

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Speaker 4: And I don't want to generalize, because many women are

499
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Speaker 4: perfectly sane and reasonable on this stuff, but it the

500
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Speaker 4: the NBA does fine with this stuff. The w NBA,

501
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Speaker 4: which is like all women on the court and and coaches.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes in women in orders they appear to be way

503
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Speaker 4: further down the woke roh. Absolutely, there's just something about it.

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00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 4: It's more appealing to women, I suppose, but as voting

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Speaker 4: patterns would certainly indicate.

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Speaker 1: So we've got another round of clips of the year.

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Speaker 4: We have the list of things I've never done, which

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Speaker 4: I'm always amused by actually myself. Also a couple of

509
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Speaker 4: nuggets out of the Pentagon put out a big end

510
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Speaker 4: of the year report yesterday, couple of really important things

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Speaker 4: you should know that I'll jam in too.

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Speaker 1: So all that's on the way a number of people

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Speaker 1: reminded me.

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Speaker 4: Online that Joey from Friends carried a real table fork

515
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Speaker 4: in his pocket regularly in case something came along to

516
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 4: eat me too. That's why I swore off bake goods.

517
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Speaker 4: We got this text I'm inspired by you giving up

518
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Speaker 4: baked goods for the new year. I'm going to give

519
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 4: up cheese with which I have a dysfunctional relationship.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 4: So the Pentagon put out it's we got more clips

522
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Speaker 4: of the year coming up in a second. The Pentagon

523
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 4: put out its end of the year report yesterday. A

524
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Speaker 4: couple of things I want to just jam in real. One,

525
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 4: we have two thousand troops in Syria, not nine hundred,

526
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 4: which is the number of events for whatever that matters.

527
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Speaker 4: And this was zero troops in a war zone, an

528
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Speaker 4: active convent zone. And this the Pentagon announced yesterday. China

529
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Speaker 4: expanded their nuclear arsenal last year by twenty percent. Twenty

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Speaker 4: percent increase in the number of nuclear weapons by China

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Speaker 4: last year.

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Speaker 1: You don't do that for no reason.

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Speaker 4: Uh no, no, they're plotting to take over the world,

534
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Speaker 4: according to some, and some are correct.

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Speaker 1: Back to Clips of the year in a moment.

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Speaker 4: But first, the list of things Jack has never had

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Speaker 4: nor done that he mentioned this year compiled by Mary

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Speaker 4: and the Hoe. Never been on tinder, Never been to

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00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 4: an NFL playoff game. Never had a fluffer nutter I

540
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 4: have not Never had a frozen pop tart true. Never

541
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Speaker 4: known a successful couple that took Valentine's Day seriously.

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Speaker 1: That is also true.

543
00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 4: Never had a super hot Taki Tachi taks a chip

544
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 4: of some sort yeah, never tried meth, Never went to Hooters.

545
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 4: Never saw a minute of Baywatch. Never heard the word panjetta,

546
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 4: never saw a second of Joni Loves Shachi. Has never

547
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 4: seen the matrix, right, as every mail in the audience says,

548
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 4: what Never had a butterscotch brownie, neither has Katie.

549
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear they're good. Yeah, Oh they're terrific. Yeah.

550
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 4: Never been to a Kentucky Derby party. Never had a massage,

551
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 4: Never been in a jury room. Never seen the imitation game.

552
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 4: Never been to the World War Two Museum in New Orleans.

553
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 4: Never had a lap dance, never bought anything from a

554
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 4: hotel mini bar, never used a bday, Never known anyone

555
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 4: who wants to ban contraception. Never entered eating a pie

556
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 4: eating contest. Sorry, never been to the Disney World. Yeah,

557
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 4: no kidding, an endurance one, never eaten at a fancy

558
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 4: Ramen restaurant, never break dance, never had an Indian taco,

559
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 4: never served ice cream on a plate, never understood nudists,

560
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 4: never carried a pager. Jack has never worn bike shorts,

561
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 4: he has never had none crustable, he'd never had a

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Speaker 4: political lawn sign, and has never seen the Exorcist that

563
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 4: goes in with the Hall of Fame of I've never

564
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 4: had rnch dressing, and I've never been to Taco bell correct. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: those are the Alzheimer's. Are you sure you're an American?

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Speaker 4: If this was a bulge, I would shoot you in

567
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Speaker 4: the chest because I could tell you're a German spy. Hey,

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00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 4: we need to plunge ahead and looking back. It's the

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Speaker 4: second half of June Clips of the.

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Speaker 2: Year see knows so long as nine?

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Speaker 1: Should you all have called this the cheap Fakes video.

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Speaker 2: At the end of the event, Obama prompted Biden off

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Speaker 2: the stage by the wrist.

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Speaker 1: This did not happen in a sense of what people

575
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Speaker 1: were saying. They were seeing, right.

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Speaker 2: Your secretary walking aside.

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Speaker 10: I think you should take a cognitive test like I did.

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Speaker 2: I took a cognitive test and.

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Speaker 7: If you have named three LGBTQ advisors for your campaign

580
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Speaker 7: and three drag queens, I won't dignify.

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Speaker 2: This question actually naming exactly who they are.

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Speaker 1: YOUT doubt have a favorite drag play.

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Speaker 3: A Long Island woman is suing the ice cream chain

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Speaker 3: Coldstone Creamery over.

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00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 4: No real pistachios in her pistachio ice cream. Boy, don't

586
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 4: make me boycott Scotch. I mean, seriously, don't make me.

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00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 4: I'll get the DTS. I think I'm responsible for ten

588
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Speaker 4: percent of their GDB. Former en Sync band member Justin

589
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,959
Speaker 4: Timberlake has been arrested for driving will instoxicated.

590
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 9: The disturbing images of Stonehenge. Climate activist spring orange powder

591
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 9: on the ink shouldn't bogu me.

592
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 4: Lego stores can become hot targets for some California theft rings.

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00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: It's so hot in South Dakota Christine homes. Dogs are

594
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: shooting themselves. I'm still haunted by crushed tops. Give you

595
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: your tops.

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00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 4: What the hell does in dub it?

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00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 6: I don't know.

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00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 4: So after the playday day Textremona said, thanks for letting

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Speaker 4: Jamie play today. Please help out with your share of

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00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 4: the expenses for the playdate, totaling fifteen dollars via themo

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00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 4: Let's do it again sometimes, stop coddling your kids, especially

602
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 4: your son.

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Speaker 1: Stop raising pansy ass kids.

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Speaker 3: So my dad came into the dugout and Looney Tune

605
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 3: style kicked me out onto the field.

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00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 2: Excuse me with dealing with everything we have to do

607
00:32:55,320 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: with Look if President Trump.

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Speaker 10: I really don't know what he said at the end

609
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 10: of this, and I don't think he knows what he

610
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 10: said either.

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Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, I told you before, I'm happy

612
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: to play golf.

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Speaker 2: If you carry your own bag, I think you can

614
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: do it. But I've seen this wing. I know you

615
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 2: sing us.

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00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: He challenged me to a golf match. He can't hit

617
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: a ball fifty yards.

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Speaker 10: Wow, he's the worst president, he just said about me,

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Speaker 10: because I said it. But look, if he wins this election,

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Speaker 10: our country doesn't have a chance, not even a chance.

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Speaker 4: So we've had quite a few people, unprompted, say their

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Speaker 4: clip of the year is I don't know what he said,

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Speaker 4: and he doesn't know what he said either, Because that

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00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 4: ended Biden's career, changed history, changed history, no doubt, And

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00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 4: I'd forgotten how that debate devolved into arguing, but which.

626
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: Eighty year old could win him golf?

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Speaker 4: It was embarrassing for America, nay for humanity on the

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00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 4: other hand, and I don't want to prejudge because we

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Speaker 4: still have half of the year of clips of the

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Speaker 4: year to go. If anything beats that, it's the leader

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Speaker 4: in the clubhouse, as we say in the golf world.

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00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,919
Speaker 4: If anybody beats I don't know what he said, neither

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00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 4: is he, that'll be a notable.

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00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 11: Yes, Katie, I'm just shocked by hearing these all these

635
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,720
Speaker 11: clips back to back of Biden.

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00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: You can hear the decline, Yeah, yeah, last year you can. Yeah,

637
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 1: it's amazing.

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00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 4: And so that Obama leading you off stage by the

639
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 4: hand was in the same period roughly as the debate as.

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00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 1: A rough period for Biden. And was that not the

641
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: George Cliney event.

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00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, the infamous event that George finally felt the need

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00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 4: to tell the truth that was self effident to all

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00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 4: of America, for the New York Times. You know, politi factor,

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00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 4: ask clowns. Okay, they just they are. It's a left

646
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 4: wing propaganda outfit. But for them to say they're eating

647
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 4: the dogs and cats is the political lie of the year.

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00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 4: I mean, they have beclowned themselves so clownishly it's exquisite.

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00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: It's really amazing.

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00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 4: Well, if you mean to hire birthday clowns, don't accidentally

651
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 4: get ass clowns.

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00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: It's just a completely different thing. Yeah, yeah, that's they're right.

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Speaker 1: It's that's a whole different field.

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Speaker 4: It's almost even though I lived through it, and we've

655
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 4: talked about it for a gazillion hours, it's almost impossible

656
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 4: to believe that we were headed down the road of

657
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 4: Joe Biden running again and half the country pretending he

658
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 4: could be Well, all the media, eighty five percent of

659
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 4: America knew he couldn't be president again, But.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to believe that that even happened.

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Speaker 4: It bears reflecting on thinking about I'd say, that's how

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Speaker 4: off they can be, these stars of the screen that

663
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 4: get paid millions of dollars in Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: They're full of crap. How is it an earthquake?

665
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 4: When George Colooney wrote that op ed saying he doesn't

666
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Speaker 4: think Joe Biden could be president? How is that a

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Speaker 4: political earth But everybody could see it only that it

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00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 4: was a permission slip for the liars to stop lying briefly.

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Speaker 1: Wow man, we dodged a bullet there. We got a

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Speaker 1: lot more clips of the year on the way. Stay

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Speaker 1: with us, Armstrong and Getty