WEBVTT - The Bakers Son Broke the Statue

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone tap?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, the phone tap email, Dear Elvis, My name

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<v Speaker 3>is Geo. I would like to phone tap my mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I recently went on a vacation with a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of my friends ended up hugging a statue while drunk,

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<v Speaker 3>causing it to.

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<v Speaker 1>Fall over and break.

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<v Speaker 3>So what don't we call mom looking for a little

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<v Speaker 3>money for the statue. I broke all the old pay

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<v Speaker 3>for the broken statue bit. All right, here's the setup, Garrett,

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<v Speaker 3>our own Garrett starts the call as the hotel manager

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<v Speaker 3>looking for the money to replace the statue, and then

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<v Speaker 3>Geo comes on to add fuel to the fire.

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<v Speaker 1>As Geo and.

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<v Speaker 3>Garrett phone tap mom, let's listen into today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Giovanni and Luciano.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, Oh jesus, this is a c slater. I worked

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<v Speaker 2>for the hotel that mister Luciano stayed at last week,

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<v Speaker 2>and I kind of let him go for knocking over

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<v Speaker 2>a statue at the hotel hell I work at. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was just calling him up because my boss is

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<v Speaker 2>on my ass. I kind of need that money that

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<v Speaker 2>he promised he would get to me.

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<v Speaker 4>He paid to that money. Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, Ac Slater?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>You have insurance, yes, but here's the deal. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>He knocked over one of the founding fathers of the hotel,

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<v Speaker 2>and I have him coming to the hotel within a week.

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<v Speaker 2>And if I don't have the statue that your son

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<v Speaker 2>knocked over of our founder, Zach Morris, we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to have a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Your hotel should pay for whatever time it's not done, not.

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<v Speaker 1>When your son knocked it over on purpose.

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<v Speaker 4>How much is it? How much is it? How much

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<v Speaker 4>is this whatever kind of statue it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is, I need seventeen hundred more dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, you are absolutely out of your mind. The hotel's

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<v Speaker 4>line or whoever. I also have the business, and if

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<v Speaker 4>something breaks inside my business, I have insurance for that purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you run a four star hotel?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I've run a four star bakery.

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<v Speaker 1>A four star bakery. Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>If one of your customers came over and knocked over

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<v Speaker 2>the Pillsbury dough boy, I'm sure you would make him

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<v Speaker 2>repla too.

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<v Speaker 4>He gave you more than enough money for your damn statue,

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<v Speaker 4>so you know what you can shove it.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I'm gonna get that money. And I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 2>paid in donuts or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't getting bid in bread or donuts. And by

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<v Speaker 4>the way, they're very good donuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll believe it when I taste it, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So right, but I ain't giving you no more dough either.

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<v Speaker 4>How's that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're giving me more dough.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I will come to the bakery and take

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<v Speaker 2>it out of your cash register if I have to.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know what, Before you do that, you couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>have to pass to the door and passed by me first.

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<v Speaker 4>He gave you more than enough to pay for your

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<v Speaker 4>statue and another three statues after that.

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<v Speaker 2>Three hundred dollars buys me an arm, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna show a founder of my hotel. Hey, here's your arm.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I don't have the rest of your body

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<v Speaker 2>because some twenty one year old was drunk and decided

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<v Speaker 2>to dry hump you.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have any crazy glues? My suggestion is okay,

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<v Speaker 4>if that's that's what was that important? You're just crazy

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<v Speaker 4>gluted together. I'm sure he wouldn't ever know the difference.

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<v Speaker 1>He came in.

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<v Speaker 4>He not.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you listen to me, You listen.

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<v Speaker 4>Sir, mister, to listen to me. Listen, some of I

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<v Speaker 4>raised a man. I raised a decent kid, unlike you. Yet,

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<v Speaker 4>come come here now, okay, I'll pay your point tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>Come here now and come say that to me in

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<v Speaker 4>my face, and then I'll show you who's the animal.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>If you saw how your son acted to me, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>Mister whatever the hell your name is?

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<v Speaker 1>Later yes, Slater.

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<v Speaker 4>Later, Slater, what whatever your mom decided to name you.

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<v Speaker 4>I think i'll cut you, make you eat them if

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<v Speaker 4>you don't stop saying things about my son like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and you know what, I'll probably split it out

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<v Speaker 2>because you're probably a bad cook too.

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<v Speaker 4>So you have nothing to do at your full on

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<v Speaker 4>the top? I mean, is it that crappy that nobody

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<v Speaker 4>goes there because obviously you have nothing else to do

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<v Speaker 4>but stay on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I have a lot to do. But when

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<v Speaker 2>I have a pain in my ass that I need

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<v Speaker 2>to take care of, I take care of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Top Tom.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't top that.

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<v Speaker 4>No, listen, listen, mister, missus Slater jerk, you're the jerk, okayla,

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<v Speaker 4>because you know what, if you want it, you'd be

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<v Speaker 4>hearing my Now, I'll talk to the phone. Come here,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll give you the money. I'll even give you a canol.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, missus Luciano, I think I would take that canoli.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 2>and you got phone tap by yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>I got O, my god, both of you. Was listening

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<v Speaker 4>to your damn station in the morning. And I got

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<v Speaker 4>Carmack an idiot. Oh my god, you really want the.

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<v Speaker 2>Canoe Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 3>all participants.

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